Welcome back, everyoneToday, some revelationshttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284179975/#284179975https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284207904/#284207904https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284230469/#284230469https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284254651#284254651https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284282255/#284282255https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284307934/#284307934https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284334308/#284334308https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284353170/#284353170https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284376625/#284376625https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284398371/#284398371https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284420622/#284420622https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284443973/#284443973>>284469823>>284496894>>284519678>>284541526>>284561672>>284582836>>284607562>>284630574
Time for Kinnikuman to be unmasked, forever
>>284658639He might be fine
>>284658845They stayed standing due to true friendship power
>>284658955He was ABSOLUTELY gonna punch him.
>>284659001Harabote is having the biggest erection of his life, right now. He's probably been waiting for this ever since the beginning of the manga. Be honest with me : this is going to end up with Suguru's Face Flash blinding the audience so he gets saved by a technicality or something stupid like that, isn't it?
You thought the Psychoguru drama was badGet ready for suicideguru
>>284659093Kek, can't even have Suguru gracefully accepting death, he wants Mantaro to murder him. Never change, dude.
But Suguru is undefeated in tag matches.....
>>284659146HOLD ITREF! I CALL THIS MATCH TO BE INVALID SINCE MY OPPONENT HAD A SECRET KNIFE ON HIM THE ENTIRE TIME!
>>284659195>If you're really my son, kill me and yourselfI know you didn't the best education, but I think your values are a bit skewed...
DAMMIT MANTARO, YOU GOTTA KILL ME SO YOU CAN STOP EXISTING AS WELL, THOSE ARE THE RULESYOU HAVE TO END US BOTHDON'T BE A PUSSY
>But won't this horribly alter the timeline and potentially kill dozens of->(Kinnikuman flips over a table)>DAMN THE TIMELINE, FOLLOWING THE RULES OF A CHOJIN DEATHMATCH ARE MORE IMPORTANT, NOW STOP BEING A BITCH AND GRAB THIS KNIFE
>>284658983no doubt
DO IT YOU SNOT NOSE SISSY KILL ME AND YOURSELF
>>284658639No wonder kinnikuman got so fucked up in the future
>>284659250>I knew my son would be able to handle the trauma from killing his own father
>>284658717>Start the clock for them both now even though the machine guns fell first and the muscle brothers nouveau fell later???
>>284659324I think you should really insist more on the fact you're going to fucking die if you do that.
>>284659250>Yeah I knew you were my son that's why I beat the absolute fucking piss out of you and mocked you at every opportunityMy....... hero...
>>284659250>so that thing of dirty fighting was a test too?>oh no that part was true, in this timeline at least
>>284659126>Meh we got another kid out there somewhere>And some grandpiglets
>>284659345Kid is literally the only person in the past 3 volumes with double digit IQ
>Ataru currently slamming his head against a wall somewhere
>>284659345>that fucking last panel
>>284659345Thank you, Kid, finally someone points it out
>>284659250>I needed to see if I could trust the future to you then erase you from existence???These storytelling decisions are aren't slightly less confusing than the ones in the funky winkerbean storytime
>>284659389No, that's a figure of speech you're dodging the actual problem DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR SON THAT BADLY
>>284659367YOU ARE GONNA CREATE A TIME PARADOX
>>284659340>Mantaro will die if you remove your mask>Suguru: Don't be childish, if he's a man he'll find a way to lose, and if not this is just where he was meant to die. Quit being a child and rip my mask off
>>284659407IF YOU ARE GONNA IGNORE THE RULES ANYWAY WHY DO THIS. FUCK HONOR YOU LITERALLY SAID ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU WIN
>new timeline>Ataru is forced to have a child so the bloodline doesn't die off
>>284659422KINNIKUMAN IF YOU DON'T LET YOUR SON I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN JAIL
>>284659422Suguru is still the ultimate hater. Willing to kill himself if it means mantaro is erased from existenceQuick mantaro jack your dad off and tell bimbina to put it in her in 15 years
>>284659422NO, IT'S NOTMANTARO WILL DISAPPEARNOBODY WANTS THIS BUT YOU
>>284659442>Mantaro just suddenly grows a gigachad chin and becomes a serious dependable young man because his father was Ataru
>>284659473I guess the final match is Chaos and Terry on a team
I WILL KILL MY SON EVEN IF IT MEANS MY DEATH
>>284659473Suguru, when the bad guys are in favor of the idea, that's when you should stop
>>284659498What the actual fuck are you talking about, Suguru?
>>284659534A true bro will let his bro kill himself. I think?
>The perfect origin are just laughing their asses off at this
>>284659520Suguru you didn't know you were royalty till a Few years ago
>>284659473Neptune's heel act is showing some cracks
>>284659595>ALSO I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK UP THIS ENTIRE MISSION
>>284659616Quick ataru come in and do a face flash
>>284659603Neptuneman just wanted a straightforward hero vs heel match to the death but every Justice Choujin is showing negative IQ which is throwing him off.
riverchads its our time
>>284659671>>284659672>THEY MENTIONED THE FUCKING RIVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>284659672It can do what?
>>284659672Polluted river bros we are in
>>284659672Damn, I didn't know that...
why doesn't the face flash heal Kevin? Or bring back ramenman?
>>284659654Kinnikuman is hot?!?>>284659778Because they aren't there.
>>284659773Its right around here that it really kinda feels like joeseph joestar hair. But only a very specific joseph joestar.
>>284659773>>284659793It occurs to me that I should've stitched these pages
>>284659818Kinda cursed ngl
>>284659787Neither was ataru and he came back fine
>>284659078Meh. Close enough, I guess.
>>284659837Didn't kinnikuman use it on the magic book of destiny? That's not here.
>>284659250Is this better or worse than Kevin suddenly becoming a good guy after beating mantaro and spending most of the match trying to kill him?
>>284659818baldtaro and Suguru without the Meat sign
So why didn't Mantaro just face flash before to show proof?
>>284659928>Can I still shank him with the knife? Too obvious?
>>284659880>>284659904>Kinnikuman:I can't let mantaro die due to having his mask off, he can only die when I die due to taking my mask off
>>284659904YOU TWO JUST REALIZED THIS NOW?
>>284659904Meh, you didn't treat him any worse than how you treats your own son, or the other son
>>284659928NO YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN ACCORDANCE TO THE RULES YOU IDIOT THE RULES SAID MANTARO REMOVES IT
>>284659947OH MY GOOOOD
>>284659947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIA5eeleqN8
>>284659654HOLY SHIT its is that Ryo Saeba? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHpGg8ZIDxk
So....why did Suguru suggest this deathmatch again?Did it really take Terry the Kid and nobody else pointing out a time paradox until the end to show why this was a bad idea?
>>284659947SORRY KID, RULES ARE RULESNO ESCAPING THE GRIM REAPER
>>284659973WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>284659999FUCKING HARABOTE IS TELLING YOU THIS IS STUPID JUST STOP
You know morals are fucked when even Harobote has to be the reasonable one for once
>>284659999WHY ARE YOU SO INSISTENT ON THIS?WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DAMAGE?
>>284659973Harabote trying to stop this madness was the surprise of the night
>>284659947>Your dad is a kind hearted moronNah, just moron
>>284659654I was half expecting a second mask.
>>284660018IT IS NO USE CHAIRMANI TOO AM GOING INTO AN ASYLUUUUUM
>>284659973>Shit I'm losing the crowd>Look! I'M THE ONE STOPPING IT, I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!Sneaky.
>>284660018Suguru trying so hard to kill himself is bordering on comedic now.
>even harabote who fucking hates kinnikuman is telling him to stop Did that spider take his brain cells too?
>>284659996>Suguru in the graveyard meeting the Grim Reaper
>>284660089>He's gone completely insane
Can we move on from suguru commiting suicide and go to the villains match
I think Suguru is going through a rough spot.
>>284660089>GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND>SOMEONE PUT A VIDEO OF ME SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL ON YOUTUBE, THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!>Suguru we've literally seen you piss yourself.>...oh yeah
So, is Suguru officially more retarded than any other Shonen Jump protagonist ?
>>284660089What the fuck are you even trying to do at this point?>Gotta kill myself if someone sees my face>no one saw your face>Well I still gotta do it
>>284660159>Also, it's 1983, Youtube doesn't exist yet
>>284660206Ok, uhhhhhhI guess they sent a video of him slipping on a banana peel to america's funniest home videos?>started 1989SON OF A BITCH he's untouchable
Talk him down from the ledge
I-Is it over? Finally?
>>284660269>(picks up the knife again) "but..."
>>284660299Shivano...
>>284660300A FRIEND?!A GOOD FRIEND?!?!?!?!I'M GONNA FUCKING NUKE JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>284660187Still not as bad as dekuOr that mafia faggot
>>284660275>Thank goodness he didn't have to die!He wouldn't have to worry about it if he didn't suggest it in the first place.
>>284660300>He fucking hated my son and always stacked the deck against him and my family>He tried to get him specifically eliminated in every match>And he was a good friend
>>284660300the best
How do yudetanagi go from this to perfect origin arc?
>>284660398NEPTUNEMANIA RUNNING WILD BROTHERTHE PERFECT WORLD ORDER TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
>>284660388i think at some point near the end of this series, they started to re-read the original series again. Plus, violence aside, they couldn't keep up the edgy attitude Nisei had because most people had moved on from it culturally. It wasn't the late 90s-early 00s anymore.
>>284660355Vinc.. I mean Harabote is a good person in the end, a huge troll, but a good willed pranker, just like Vinny Machttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViqfYEXy7_A
>>284659654....HE LOOKS LIKE RYO SAEBA?
Neptuneman's midlife crisis becomes more obvious over time
>>284660726>YOU KILLED MY PARENTS>Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>284660759oh shit Chaos and Kevin are brothers
>>284659973CAN'T YOU FUCKERS STOP TRYING TO KILLING YOURSELF FOR ONE SECOND
>>284660886Hey, I don't see Napoleon
>>284660886>>284660898 I wonder if the God of Time ordered Chaos' family to be butchered. So Chaos vs God of Time will be a mirror of The Man vs Goldman and The One vs Buffaloman
>>284660938it sure helped when Lighting & Thunder attacked the tribe
>>284660927>>284660959The Man smiles knowing that Chaos ancestors did the right thing and weren't retarded as the rest of the brutal and perfect chojin.
>>284660938Wait, is he alive then?
>>284661125they are jojo posing
>>284661139damn I forgot for a moment this is still Nisei
Konito would've saved Nisei
>>284661139100% sure the evil time choujin's real boss will be Satan from the future who merged with the God of Time
>>284661206So what happened to the other kids in the clan?
>>284660356Step up your game Mantaro because a horse girl is squatting more than that
>>284661234But why?
>>284661239They got Anakin'd by these goons of the Time God
>>284661256If Kinnikuman and Uma Musume happened in the same universe, how would that affect Checkmate's Knight form?
>>284661276>Checkmate turns into TM Opera OI can hear the laugh already
>>284661316I dunno, I mean I'm pretty sure you could have waited like five or ten years before traveling back in time and it wouldn't have affected anything. Spend time training so you're ready for them, rather than just being a weak child You seem to be rushing a lot
As much as I'm rallying behind Chaos as the true babyface of this arc, can't believe it took THIS long to make the Time God's goons to be proper main threat heels All the spotlight and main event billing went towards Hollywood Neptuneman
>>284661359To be fair, kids who just lost everything are not exactly known for being rational
Still find it amazing that Chojin genome is pre-disposed to become violent, bloodthirsty retards, big oversight from the God PantheonIt took millions of years for chojin to adhere to codes to rule themselves as Justice, Perfect and Devil. And even then 2 of those are suseptible to Satan's influence
>>284661234>not a bad ideanot a good one either
>>284661515>What does it mean to be a justice time chojinWell for starters, not massacring an entire village
>>284661600If justice were to succeed, they would've sent justiceman to hang these two.
Now that I think about itYou think Pickle had the chance of encountering Mammothman before they both became frozen burritos ?
>>284661674>Rinko and ChaosCome on Mantaro, just become the Triple H to Harabote's McMahon already
>>284661699It's amazing how much mileage Japanese fiction has gotten out of Juzo's last words
>>284661782PSYCHOMAN!? THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
>>284661890Wait, wouldn't this invalidate your plan if both Alisa AND Robin are A-OK ?My god, becoming a Brutal Chojin DOES turn you into a retard
>>284661782third panel made it looks like Ramenman is menstruating on them
>>284661944I mean, the plan is Kevin dying and them eating the BulbsDoesn't really matter if Kevin disappears from history or bleeds to death
>>284661782
>>284662004Oh boy more Kevin wank
>>284662004>Succeed in eradicating all Evil ChojinWhat? When did that happen?
TURN OFF THE TV DUMBASS
>>284662078Yeah, in hindsight, slitting his own wrists to donate blood was kinda dumb
>>284662095BLASTED ROBIN MASK, WHY DID YOU FORCE ME TO TURN ON THE TV, MY POOR ALISA!
This alisa fault btw, wanting to watch tv
>>284662216THE JOBSMAN MCGUFFINI FORGOT
Can not blame the kid, it was from Warsman, who thought it was going to be useful?
>>284662322Its weird, like warsman thinking to himself "Now, when I inevitably job, I'll leave a computer chip to be sent to the hospital where alisa is!"
>>284661782Ramenman pooted
STOP WASTING TIME AND INSTALL THE CYBERWARE ON ALISA ALREADY YOU ULTRA-RETARDS!
>>284661890I'm calling BS here. We just Kevin 5 minutes ago when Chaos and Mantaro were in the disasters' waiting room and he wasn't bleeding at all.
I don't really care about any of this
>>284662458me...
>>284662456>Grow stronger with each maintenence>Internal power-plant is still his greatest weakness...waitwait a fucking minuteIs that why Protoman's power source is also an unstable piece of shit ? because its a reference to Warsman?
>>284662505Wait, but he didn't know he was gonna fight the Nova Hell Expansions
>>284662483AND HE STILL JOBBED
>>284661699Ramenman: Chaos can be a God or a DemonShin Chaos ZERO when?
>>284662456...doesn't this go against the warsman vs onyxman fight?
>>284662643Mammothman: I swear, if you fooking screw this up, you old wanker git..
>>284660206Fuck off Thunder and Lightning, you guys are even more of a peanut gallery than the actual human audience
>>284662665Meanwhile, Revival Neptune: I'm joining the team, brother! Gonna help train Peek-a-Boo, brother..
>>284662701>tfw Revival Neptuneman will probably score >unlike me
>>284662703Mammothman: Dude..what the fuck? This is a rental, man!
>>284662665EAT DA BUG BROTHER
>>284662808>or the elderlyBut... you let the Sister through...
>>284662759>We don't get to see gilf legs or ikemens beautiful thighs
Thank God this is almost over and we didn't even need Kevin to wrestle since he's almost died.
>>284662847Anon... just wait
>>284662759Sister Jacqueline sexo
>>284658578>opens up spoilerOH SHIT
>>28465863925 years in the future: Sorry Mantaro, Dad can't play with you today. It's my bad back again...
>>284662938SHADING soon to be upstaged by the real heels with even more superior SHADING
>>284658955>>284658979The famous justice choujin FAIR PLAY on display!
Done for todayCome back tomorrow to see who are the ultimate Evil Chojin
>>284663120>Attacking enemy team when bell hasn't rung
>>284659126>You're fine with the fact our son may die?Don't worry. He has plenty of spares.
>>284659146>carries a blade on him like samurai carried wakizashi for seppuku I get it now. The whole rules thing is satire of bushido.>>284659195N-NANI???
>>284662759>Jacqueline legsThat should have been me
>>284659345All they need is five minutes, a cup, and a freezer, and it will solve the Mantaro problem.
>>284663096falling from sky enters are always approved, good one bad ending neptuneman
>>284658955oh no he has CTE
>>284659554>>284659576When you remember that the only people to have seen Suguru's face were those at his birth, it's absolutely insane.
>>284663142Thanks OP
>>284659672HANDSAMU x2! This polluted tournament will be cleansed!
>>284662957I feel like thunder and lightning is the least of any disaster. Like, that barely even qualifies.I guess it's appropriate for these chumps.
I don't think the threads have spoiled the winner of this match at all.I continue to believe.
>>284659880If it didn't work Mantaro would have died anyway so this was the best move.>>284659904>>284659928Here comes the groveling of regret. Love it. Idiots.
>>284663096Pago? It's PAOOOOOO!!!
>>284663643Because Hardcarry is the sign of victory!
>>284663096E N T E R
>>284663096The best shading/contrast for the real heels, hell yeah
>>284660300>does Mayumi ONE solid after a lifetime of snaking and hating Suguru>you're a good friendThe bar is underground.
>>284663096
>>284663096BIG BAD BOYS FROM OUTER SPACE
>>284660300Harabote...what a man you are
>>284663895HERE TO BODYSLAM THE HUMAN RACE
>>284662643>>284662665>>284662679With the dramas around Suguru and Kevin often degrading into completing schizophrenia, I'm impressed by how genuinely good Nisei Neptuneman's characterization is. I'm very excited to see how his arc is gonna conclude.
>>284660530>>284660553crazy how no one has noticed Jacqueline except her own father no way I'll be mad over a missed hug from Rinko when Jacqueline is right there
>>284660275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vthdoyUG6BQ
>>284663866And reaching the chojin graveyard
>>284660886>baby with a horn on its headImagine birthing that. Maybe Rinko should think this romance over.
>>284661295>in rare cases it can bring misfortune to its userYes, such as giving the user both amnesia and schizophrenia. >>284661335>>284661353>>284661368And he was 6 too? Poor kid.
I'm assuming TerryCHAD beat Mammothman in the timeline where Robin dies because of Lightning and Thunder unless Warsman managed to step up and not job.
>>284661457>>284661477>rushing your enemy all alone in an enclosed space with no witnessesyeah he's 14 alright
>>284661513The gods are fallible retards themselves so of course they'd create retards.
>>284661864Why the fuck would you turn channel on the tourney knowing Robin lost and Kevin is still trapped??? It's like they want her back in surgery.
>>284662456You could create Warsman clones this way
>>284662701Peek-a-boo is similar to a child in some respects so Revival Neptuneman is still satisfying that parental need. He isn't alone anymore either since he still have the perfects to hang with.
>>284665633>Revival Neptuneman planned a revolution just so he would have normal people to hang out with
>>284658880Victory is sorta of hallow since this isn't 100% prime Suguru. He still hasn't gone through the scramble at this point
>>284666938Imagine how insane the Scramble is in this timeline.
>>284659195>I wouldn't hesitate to kill my dad, Mantaro. Do the same.
>>284659210What tipped you off, Suguru? Was it the mask, his mannerism, or the stench of garlic coming from him?
>>284659672NOT THE FUCKING RIVERS.... Also, why is face flash selective? It works and sometime doesn't
>>284665651>normal people>the perfectsI wouldn't say that, but hanging out with The Man would be worth it.
>>284659904>That goofy kid that came back with Terry's son and Robin's son, is Suguru's son?!
>>284660454I hope this stays a wholesome villain team like the Devil Choujin. If not, Lighting and Thunder are officially fags
>>284660577What fags
>>284662562He fought the two heaviest hitters of the original series to be fair
>>284662759Those brats!
>>284663096FUCKING EXTERMINATE THESE JABRONIES, HOLLYWOOD NEPTUNE
>>284663142Christ Almighty. I can't wait for Neptune and Mammoth to rape and destroy those time chumps. I have to see it NOW
There are no women in this manga?
>>284668800They have been forbidden after yesterday's mishap
>>284668800There exist a handful, but when a woman enters the plot (notable exception is Scramble) the quality suffers.
>>284666938There was also that bullshit with the hourglass that nerfed him for most of the fight.
>>284658639Nothing a massage won't fix.
>>284658742What if I were about to sleep?
>>284666938A victory is a victory, Agito!
>>284659057>Face Flash heals Kevin Mask and he takes on them along with MantaroThey won't be laughing then!
>>284659126>You're no longer invited to the BBQ party.
>>284659146>KnifeNo wonder he lost.
>>284659195>"I did not raise a bitch!"Based.
>>284659250>Suguru believes in tough loveAs expected from a JUSTICE choujin!
>>284659422>MUH RULEZ!Jacque, kick his balls.
>>284659616>Lighting showing interest in something else beyond time>It's a man's face
>>284659672RIVER MENTIONED!!!
>>284659755>Browsing /pol/
>>284659773>>284659793
>>284659928YES!FINALLY THEY GET IT!
>>284659947>Kind-hearted
>>284659999Quads of killing yourself!
>>284660089>Suguru rn
>>284660664LMAO the sheer fucking force
>>284660206Five Disasters are probably the only ones there who are unhappy about it. Not even Neptuneman was eager.
>>284660300>Ok, you're back to the BBQ party.
>>284660328LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>284660356Hey, an actual young person in the submissions.
>>284660410The most oppressed race: Evil choujin!
>>284660577They really said
>>284660938Not the best panel to showcase it.
>>284660959Aren't they the only ones on that planet?Where did these titles come from?
>>284661054>Had to double-team himCOWARDS!
>>284661257You don't just break keyfabe, brother.
>>284661581It means you guys are shitters!
>>284661699They do say that.
>>284661807How rude!Just because a skeleton is holding a scythe doesn't mean he's Death. That's skeletal profiling!
>>284661939Exploitable.
>>284662787>yoinked warsmans data chip>thisthis kids a cunt
>>284662004They know.
>>284662275Are all these medical jargons correct or are the authors spitballing it?
>>284662004Oh boy...more Kevin wank.
>>284662403>It's an actual Chinese sayingI'm surprised.
>>284662641How?
>>284669748He's like a shitty Joseph Joestar>I'll never forgive the justice choujin
>>284662523Robin...
>>284662544He probably reprogammed it mid-fight
>>284662665>Pic relatedRobin Mask found a woman who accepts his choujin moments. You could have done the same. You just have no game, brother.
>>284662759Fat nuns
>>284662808>We might be yakuza but even we respect women!My upstanding HEROES!
>>284662938>>284663096Man, I just love this type of shading. Absolutely phenomenal.
>>284663120HELL YEAH!>>284663142Thx mate.
One thing I wish we saw on the revival is the return of Neptuneman's guitar skills.
>>284672304Flashback to the time Neptuneman works as a jam session bass player
>>284672304>>284672567>Robin and Alisa visit their favorite bar Kevin during live music night>the guitarist is Neptuneman
A fight between Suguru and Mantaro was really one of the reasons for doing a time travel arc but how we got here and the impossibly high stakes of a mask off rule are clumsy af
