>>284714606POINT HIM OUT I'LL KILL HIM
I just got off the phone with santa, said he got sick from some bad sushi earlier this week, that's probably why we haven't seem him lately
>>284714606not my problem
>>284714606Where do you think presents come from?Think anon.
>>284714606don't worry anon he's just mad cuz he gets coal every yearsanta is 100% real
>>284714606WTF NIGGA FR?
>>284714606I'm very real. Hey, leave the front door unlocked this time will you? Santa's getting too old and arthritic to shimmy down the chimey ever year. Oh, and don't mind my dark skin and my dark elves. There was an explosion at the coal stocking department and we're covered in coal dust. Ho ho ho...
>>284714606no way
He's not, the real santa is a magical girl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXJvNAp6C4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKe2jJW4pvo
>>284714606SPOILERS WTF MAN
>>284714606But I know Mr.Nicholas since I had white hairs.
>>284714606Santa died for your sins
Santa is dead and Nevada-tan has killed him
Santa is realSanta deniers get hit by kamikaze deer
Santa was killed by his apprentice back in the cold war. In honor of this achievement, the culprit was awarded the name Big Santa. when Big Santa went rogue, Hallmark made three clones of him, Solid Santa, Liquid Santa, and Solidus Santa. Solid Santa would prove to be the one able to kill Big Santa, despite the expectations of Hallmark that Liquid Santa would be the strongest of the three due to the use of the Super Naughty Method in their creation that saw Liquid Santa relieve all the dominant holiday spirit while Solid Santa was left with only the recessive holiday spirit.
>>284715471Absolute Santa mogs them all
>>284714606
>>284715471
>>284714606People lie on the internet a lot. Don't worry.
>>284714606Well TECHNICALLY Saint Nick(Santa Claus) did exist but that was around late 200s to early 350s>Saint Nicholas of Myra[a] (traditionally 15 March 270 - 6 December 343),[3][4][b] also known as Nicholas of Bari, was an early Christian bishop of Greek descent from the maritime city of Patara in Anatolia (in modern-day Antalya Province, Turkey) during the time of the Roman Empire.[7][8] Because of the many miracles attributed to his intercession, he is also known as Nicholas the Wonderworker.[c] Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, toymakers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe. His reputation evolved among the pious, as was common for early Christian saints, and his legendary habit of secret gift-giving gave rise to the folklore of Santa Claus ("Saint Nick") through Sinterklaas.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
>>284715612shut up nerd
>>284715471The Ha Hi Hu He Ho Ho Ho?!
>>284714619it was me
what are you saying anon, santas clearly real! see this?
>>284714606SOME ANON ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
>>284714606Most anons don't get visited by Santa. This is either because Santa isn't real, or anons aren't on the "nice" list. Which do you think is more likely?
>>284714606>trusting 4chan anons on anything.awful, sempai.
>>284714606Santa ISN'T real
>>284715764
https://youtube.com/shorts/mn-eHZY-f1o?si=1f8MsGG8FzVjRUHl
>>284714606Looks real to me.
>>284715612
>>284714606Don't believe him, anon!
>>284715612for self-described monotheists christians sure do love declaring that certain holy men ascended to heaven and became divine immortals that can be beseeched to plead your case before the powers of heaven and ask for godly intervention in a system extremely similar to Chinese celestial bureaucracy, which they do consider polytheistic
>>284714606Which one is more probable, one guy delivering gifts to every good child, or millions of people conspiring against you?
>>284715612You mean Santa is real, he’s just dead!?
>>284716959Are dead people real?
>>284714606He was real. I KILLED HIM!! *brandishes bloody antlers* AND HIS STUPID DOG TOO
>>284716649In one night? The sonic booms alone would eradicate humanity.
Santa is real! My friend's uncle met him at Nintendo Headquarters one time.
>>284716649How does one guy afford all of the presents? Do our taxes go to him?
>>284717058The elves make them. What are you, stupid?
>>284716541>atheist seething out of nowhere Cope
>>284714606>Santa isn’t realProof?
>>284717076Is every company and government really okay with the elves violating their copyright? I think nintendo at least would have tried to C&D Santa if that were true
>>284717189Who do you think made those games in the first place, anon?
>>284714606That anon is gay
>>284714606Santa is obviously real, he's literally being tracked by the US ballistic missile early warning system's satellites and radar. He's in Yakutsk right now.
>>284717387he's in india
>>284717005It's magic you retard.
>>284717387But Orthodox Christians don't believe in Santa, and, furthermore, don't even celebrate Christmas today.
>>284717556You think NORAD would just lie about it?
>>284717447RIP Santa
>>284717556Actually some do celebrate it today
>>284714606Don't listen to those heretics anon. Santa will deliver unto us sweet presents for being good boys this year.
>>284717712that santa stinks
>>284717704Well technically tomorrow if we go by their local timezones
>>284714606How did you all react when you found out Santa wasn’t real?
Yakut Santa is a minotaur riding a dragon.No, I did not make that up.
>>284717822I always knew he wasn't real, even when I was 4. Am I alone in this?
>>284714942No magic is involved. It's all due to his hard work.
>>284714606what MONSTER would say such a thing?!
>>284715471A sleigh to surpass Jingle Bells
>>284717822Christmas isn't a thing in my culture so I never in my life thought he was real. Just another weird thing christians care about
