Reze? Won
...the hearts and minds of millions of moviegoers all around the world
anal with Reze
>>284738601Bigly
My beloved Miss Mitaka <3 All I want for Christmas is you!
>>284738601The GREATEST 205k PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET ARE TO THANK FOR THAT
>>284738601>Asa getting home quietly, hears noises from upstairs>she sneaks up there to check and through the crack in the door sees Reze riding Denji>Reze makes eye contact with her and sensually grinds slower on Denji making him cum inside>Asa quietly crawls away
I see no other character that can be the temporary protagonist of part 3 other then reze. No other character left is interesting or beloved enough over her. She is a hybrid, she is a strong fighter, she has an interesting backstory, she would have fun chemistry with asa, she is the gojo of CSM and she clearly could have one of the best redemption arcs if they focused on her storyNo other character is marketable like reze. No other character could bring the hype. Bringing reze as the protagonist of part 3 is the only way to save this manga and a fight between reze and asa (assuming she got yorus powers) would be gojo vs sukuna tier. I dont know how WSJ and MAPPA havent tied fujimoto to a chair and demanded him to make her the temporary protagonist of part 3. MAPPA and WSJ would lose HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in manga sales and merch if fuji doesnt make her the protagonist. It is a fucking no brainer and the hope of her return is the only thing keeping current manga readers hereThis is my final cope, fuji is a contrarian but he cannot be THIS fucking stupid to pass up a godlike opportunity to bring chainsaw man into the big shonen leagues with this
>>284738786New 'pasta just dropped? I hate it. Post AsaZe instead.
me? yeah, i'm EXTREMLY Asaphobicmy favorite character?
>>284738735There's nothing wrong with cuck fantasies.
my step aunt got me a lego corvette for christmasi cant remember the last time i had gotten a gift that wasn't clothes or prepaid cards
>>284738809It's a tad unrealistic, they should team up to fight the Devil Devil instead, and kiss at the end. I don't see Yoru and Asa fighting.
>>284738786Oh man I didn't expect my shitpost to get repeatedI apologize for the next few weeksHave an apology DenReze
>>284738857>he doesnt want them to get together, have a huge fight (assuming asa learns the truth of reze and the fact that she used the typhoon devil), and to then finally have them work together at the endyou would miss kino.
>>284738786>Reze smiles as she feels all warm inside and happy to have made Denji happy>though she has a bit of regret in the back of her mind >months later Denji becomes a dad and Reze gives birth to their green eyed purple hair daughter with Denji's teeth>that regrets from months ago vanishes as she gazes upon the prove of hers and Denji’s love she has in her armsNow I feel like shit>>284738809I mean, a new character could be a temporary hypothetical part 3 protag. Kishibe. Katana man and/or Quanxi. Kobeni.
Sex with Shishou! Santa love!
>>284738786Reading this made me sad. I'm sad on Christmas Eve. Like a jewish child.
>>284738786Cuckshit is spiritually evil even when its at Asa's expense and is about women generally.
>>284738601She deserves her happy ending.
>yuritroonReze is never coming back btw.
the conquest devil
>>284738962It's the only thing I want from this manga anymore
Female cucking/being a cuckquean isn't that bad.
>>284739011Better learn to draw, my friend
>>284738786
>>284738909>quanxishe has a boring personality, she is a lesbian, she does not give a fuck about denji and she was already in part 2. She will return but she is a bore>kishibegood supporting character but too old and doesnt have the humor of a shonen protagonist like asa or denji. He also doesnt really have any big power like a hybrid or horsewaifualso male characters would bring in less hype then a female character>katana manmore like jobber man>kobenias great as she is, she is a comic relief and she does not care about denji or could be used for any important story momentreze is the only option
>>284739078Yeah, it's not bad relatively. Compared to men getting cucked at least.
>cuck fanfiction Now we know which group is spiritually raped
>>284738854Cool
>>284738999
Shishou should punish her malicious daughter...
>>284738786do people really get upset over reading this shit? foids have no emotions and cartoon foids aren't even realyou are spending brain energy feeling bad for cartoon females in a made up scenariothis shit didn't even register in my head
>>284738962She won't get it with Denji. Reze wants a quiet life, and Denji demands excitement.
>>284739158asa sissies self insert as her tho so when they see a joking post of her getting cucked, they image themselves as being THE cuck
>>284739110She's so cool
>>284739158Keep your cuck fetishes to yourself, especially today and tomorrow. Can't be that hard can it
>>284739158based. devils chose female bodies to go through earth with for a reason
>>284739158You're like me. I've been hardened by constant exposure to the point I feel nothing.
How come there's no movie release uncensored?I NEED to see canon reze nipples
>>284739255>consensus shill out of nowhereit's that bad huh
Why did they "buff" Reze's breasts so much in the movie? She wasn't nowhere that boobed in the manga
>>284739219She looks so happy while waiting for that stupid chicken to be executed.
>>284738926>reze will grow into a milf and get her mothers bodydenji is so fuarking lucky bros...
>>284739158>do people really get upset over reading this shit?I guess some do, dark humour has always been like that.
>>284739292do you really want to know?
>>284738601i like to think kishibe is struggling to locate reze because shes an espionage agent. and that both of them will show up towards the end of part2 to help denji after he fucks up the world with pochitas power. on a scale of 1-10 how cope is this?
>>284739283What the fuck are you talking about.
>>284739342Around a 9.
>>28473934210.can't be a spy with no cover and biometrics known everywhere interested parties could look at
>>284738854Is your step aunt hot? Sounds like a keeper
>>284739342So Kishibe and Reze are reenacting Catch Me if you Can?>on a scale of 1-10 how cope is this?10/10 levels of cope
Good Night /csm/
>>284738809>>284738909>part 3?????There's 0 chance FJMT will ever make a Part 3
>>284738820>>284738601>>284738786Denji and Reze should fuck Asa autistic pussy together
>>284739342reze at most is the part 3 protagonist. If not, she will never show up or show up just to die in part 3. The final parts of part 2 is denji and asa dealing with yoru
>>284739413
>>284739414Ive already about this but theres a MASSIVE list of things that need to happen if chainsaw man were to end and it wont happen all in a couple of arcs. We are at the final big battle of part 2 just like the makima fight. Part 3 is happening and will be the end of the series
She.
>>284739424People through Reze would be with Denji at the start of part 2/be in a trio with Denji and Yoshida. Look how that turned out. Reze definitely isn't going to get boosted to main character status unless there is a big shift. And I hope to eat my words and be proven wrong.
>>284739486… is celebrating Christmas as a school teacher in some run down yet peaceful village
>>284739413Good nightI have to wait my siblings to go to sleep so i can put their gifts under the Christmas tree
>>284739486a cute
>>284739486would be cute with a lisp
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S AN UNCENSORED MOVIE RELEASEI NEED CANON ANIMATED REZE NIPPLES
There will be a Part 4, btw.
>>284738809>She is a hybrid, she is a strong fighterShe would still need a massive power boost in order to keep up with Denji literally having full access to Pochita's powers. If she were to come back with just her normal hybrid bomb powers, she simply wouldn't be able to keep up with the horsemen or any of the primal fear devils. Otherwise she would just be another jobber like the other hybrids and that'd be incredibly disappointing after being absent for so long in the story.
>>284739492>People through Reze would be with Denji at the start of part 2/be in a trio with Denjii never did and i was in the threads of every release chapter of part 2. Reze is a criminal on the run so she cant just be a student. I do agree tho that i truly expected her return once all the hybrids showed up including quanxi and i remember seething every chapter that reze wasnt showing up until denji and nayuta were dealing with the mob when i gave upI dont think she is returning but part 3 as a protagonist is my only hope as its the only thing that makes sense and I am 99% certain part 3 existsjust wait till part 3 my reze chad, if she isnt even a fucking protagonist and its some random new character or denji/asa or another weaker character, i dont even want her to return and ill probably drop the manga
>>284739520>Power poster is a good siblings that eagerly participates in the Christmas seasonI expect nothing less
>>284739614Reze can work well as MC of part3; age of devils.With a new part the average powerlv should and will be lowered just like it happened with the jump from part1 to 2.
>>284739614The war with russia is her boost just like chainsaw man church being pochitas boost. Fujimoto also can just asspull and make her the nuclear weapons/bomb deviltheres many ways to make her powerful and remember, yoru was weak at the beginning of part 2 and just look at the shit shes doing nowtrust in the reze protagonist theory my brother. Its the only way for reze to have a meaningful return
>>284739520You're a good older brother. I hope you and your siblings are happy.
>>284739566I remember there being a post about Reze talking like a Japanese is a second language person. Memory is vague.Would be funny and cute, ngl>>284739614Around 1999 the Russians had the Kh-22 which could travel at Mach 4.6 speeds and the R-33/P-33 which could travel at Mach 4.5. So would that make Reze fast enough to keep up with Pochita/Denji man?
>>284739158No, I feel nothing.
>>284739637>Tribal pridePffff
I self insert as Asa who self inserts as Reze who gets Denji to self insert into her
>>284739659And what if there is no age of devils?>>284739620Please don't call me "Chad". Brings up bad memories.>>284739706Insertception
>>284739667>Fujimoto also can just asspull and make her the nuclear weapons hybridKino
Reze. Is. Never. Coming. Back.
>>284739736>And what if there is no age of devils?No part3 and Reze stays forgotten for ever.
Leave the implementation and management of the age of devils... to me.
Merry Christmasa!!
>>284739775Does it really have to be one or another extreme with you?>>284739823Merry Christmasa, fren
>>284739766true, but reze being the part 3 protagonist is my final cope and just makes sense in what the readers want to see from this manga and for WSJ/MAPPAs profitsno part 3 reze protagonist and this manga is dead forever
>>284739862You good, man?
>>284739667>Fujimoto also can just asspull and make her the nuclear weapons/bomb devilIsn't the nuclear weapons devil supposed to be a different one from the bomb devil? Pochita ate it, which is why the USA had to reinvent nuclear weapons from scratch again. How would that be possible? Unless she somehow makes another contract with the nuclear weapons devil which allows her to borrow its power, but I'm not sure if that'd be even possible for someone who's already a hybrid with a weapon devil.
>>284738601>>284738786FUJIMOTO YOU FUCKING BASTARD MAKE REZE KEK ASA IN PART 3 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>So many Anons joining in on the Reze Part 3 agendaLove it
Nevermind it's Christmas and I'll be nice. Reze might come back. Before I was an Asabro I was a bab.
>>284738601I remember during the international assassin arc stating that Kishibe had contract with some "very dangerous" devils such as needle and knife. Do you it is too late to showcase these devils in the current story of part2?
I don't understand why MANY Anons struggle with the concept Nuclear Reze.It's really fucking simple.
>>284739928If there's a part 3 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD have someone else other than fujimoto in charge of the artwork because his art fucking SUCKS compared to Par 1
>>284739823Merry Christmas
>>284739928Sure? >>284739930I just hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve today. At least better than mine I hope.>>284739956There's not a zero percent possibility of those devils showing up but with all the crazy BS I wouldn't bet on it. At most I can see Yoru trying to create a knife and Denji just eating the knife devil pawn to screw bet over.
>>284739971I don't get it. Nuclear weapons and normal bombs are two completely different things.
>>284739853>Does it really have to be one or another extreme with you?Yes.
why do you guys want part 1 characters to come back especially so late in the game?the story is already a giant clusterfuck, it doesn't need more shit to handle by bringing back more charactersI really think a lot of you just want mindless fanservice with no concern for the writing
Merry Christmas, /csm/.
>>284740037>I really think a lot of you just want mindless fanservice with no concern for the writingYes? The writing is already bottom of the barrel dogshit so why not indulge us with a little fanservice?
>>284739956powerscaling has not been useful in general to csm mechanics. if anything at any one time kigger or darkness could have ended the whole thing for one so to whatever'd have been pulled off with those devils not to have been an accessory to actions of further more capable devils would have probably had to cut off current action between denji and coTM
>>284740037>so late in the game?Its late tho?>no concern for the writingThe writing is already fucked
>>284739896NTA, but I liked headcanon-ing that pochita ate the "nuclear" part of bomb. So a very weakened bomb devil (LIKE POCHITA) decided to deal with the soviets. Now that the nuclear part of bomb has been reinvented/revived Reze could show up any chapter? That is my is my cope as a rezebab anyways..
>>284740016>At least better than mine I hope.Nah. Nothing happened.
>>284740037Some dudes just really miss reze. Some dudes just want to know what Kishibe have been up to ever since chapter 97. Powerfag want power back cause powerfagging and the promise.>>284740071Sorry to hear that.
>>284740033Yeah, but the nuclear payload is dispensed through a bomb.1. Reze's powers involve her using different types of bombs (see: the movie when she uses her dynamite apron, among other moments). To this point, /nuclear/ bombs didn't exist, so she never had access to that in her bomb arsenal. 2. As mentioned prior, most nuclear weapons just happen to also be bombs. If for whatever reason, a non-bomb nuclear weapon was invented, Reze/Bomb Devil wouldn't get a power up, just Nuclear Weapons Devil. Nuclear Weapons Devil and Bomb Devil should seemingly share some dominion on the fear of a nuclear bomb.
>>284739896>Unless she somehow makes another contract with the nuclear weapons devilYeah, she can become the nuclear weapons hybrid while being the bomb hybrid and have two devils cores.How? With the power of asspull, who cares about that?
Also Reze's head is literally Fat Man (Fujimoto reference)
reze nipples...
>the author will pull something out his ass to cater to audiencesrezefags being religious, you love to see it
>>284738601No idea why so many of you guys are into cuckshit when they can just become friends, share denji and have nice little throuple for part 3
CREATUREZE WILL RETURN SOON.
>>284740259based
>>284739566Weze...
>>284740259>Asaze learn they love each other and dump Denji
why did aki become the gun fiend and why did makima just let him get away and go to denjis house
>>284739823MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
>>284740304Keep reading
>>2847403041 & 2) Makima commanded it
>>284740043merry xmas
>>284740246>the author will pull something out his assFujimotos speciality.
Does anyone have that image of reze and asa being mad at denji together? both were bothered by the others respective presence around denji
>>284740129Bomb pumped X-ray laser says what
Makima was an inspired villain.Yoru is Fujimoto going through the motions because he committed himself to the dumb biblical shit.Control Devil worked fine standalone.
Reze's penis is cuter than Asa's.
>>284740259Asa will die SOON so Reze can take the protagonism she deserves.
>>284740372Huh?
>>284740417They have vaginas.>no Asa period cramps chappy
Denji Man was a mistake...
>Funny>Good looking>infinite self confidence>Doesn't give a fuck about anythingrealistically, girls should be throwing themselves at him
>>284739823Im the lowest of the low. I don't deserve to live or have Christmas.
>>284740442except he's a chopped sub 5 low psl chud
>>284740442>1/4What do I win
>>284740399Well, yeah. Part1 is a perfect story about the concept of control. Part2 can't even be classified as war themed.
>>284740442I learned from these very threads that the personality traits women care about most are sense of humor and self confidence.
>>284740372casaba howitzer devil hybrid my beloved..
>>284740494Definitely the confidence part.
>>284740437If you've ever touched a used pad you'd want to never think about it again. It's gross.
>>284740399>>284740492it's obvious darkness was thoroughly destructive when it got conquestfags into denial and amnesia
>>284738627Death to this subhuman of an anon.
Merry Rezemas! Especially you asafriends, I know we banter and prod each other, but I love you all just the same!
>>284740567Confidence always decreases with intelligence, so it checks out. I read a study about dumb people being way more successful at finding love and starting families at much younger ages on average than smart people.
Russkie mutt vs pure Japanese girl, Asa would completely mog Reze in looks
>>284740617?
>>284740686I can't trust you or anyone.
Santa Claus larp completed, good night /csm/
threads only ever devolve into longing for reze shittery
>>284740752Oh... really?
Wherever Reze is right now, she doesn't have legs.
>>284740782Based Aki.
>>284740782Gn bro. Santa Clause is real albeit.
Aki furiously stretching Angel's shithole
>>284740700That was just the plot of that movie Idiocracy
>all the infinite artists and not a single one drew legless reze as a joke for last chapterlame
>>284738786Cuckquean is pretty hot. Wonder why it's not more of a common fetish.
>>284738786Meanwhile, Yoru watching
>>284740944because women arent sentient
>>284738786>>284740955>Asa goes downstairs and sits on the couch>Yoru takes over and starts fingering herself
>>284741050Eating Asa out...I wonder if Asa found out she squirts because of Yoru.
>>284740944There are cuckqueans. It's a less common mental illness than the make counterpart. Most cuckqueans end up having sex with the man anyways.
>>284740700it's worse than you think btw, the same study showed that 80 iq retards were ~3x as likely to breed as 130 iq geniuses. If it was solely up to women we would all be 8 foot tall 75 iq subhuman retards bashing each other with rocks. Women are biologically evil.
>>284741088Concubines were commonplace throughout the majority of history, let me remind you.
>>284740980>trolling outside of /b/
>>284740752Even you my friend.
>>284740944Cuckquean isnt really the same type of dynamic anyway but>more of a common fetish.Non-monogamy is gross to almost all people, male or female.
>>284741118>tfw have a 120 IQ but also extremely retarded lookingno wonder im a virgin
>>284741127Yup. In tribal human societies the chief owns about 80% of the women. European royals had mistresses. Rich people today have mistresses.Women are much more inclined to share a man than a man sharing a woman. Any cucking for them is much more emotional than a genetic failure like it is for men.
>>284741118>If it was solely up to women we would all be 8 foot tall 75 iq subhuman retards bashing each other with rocks.Truly, truly grim
>>284739823Merry ChristmAsa Asafren!!! Thank u for this cutesa
SOON
>>284741204I'm a standard deviation above the average, so not much higher IQ than most, and good looking but I have Asa-tier self esteem.
>>284741074How would she not know before? Asa definitely would do "it" often before she died.
sex with santa!
>>284741395>How would she not know before? Asa definitely would do "it" often before she died.Asa never saw a blonde boy before she died, coupled with Yoru's complete lack of inhibitions...SHLICKSHLICKSHLICKSHLICKSHLICKSPLURTTTTTTTTTTGAHHHHHhh~>>284741397Green eyed babies with mommy
>>284741118>145>Virgin after 18Checks out.
>>284741293The world need a hero
>>284741429Makes sense.By the way, "blonde" is technically incorrect here. Blonde is for when you're referring to a female thing. Blond for a male thing.
>>284741533>By the way, "blonde" is technically incorrect here. Blonde is for when you're referring to a female thing. Blond for a male thing.I know! I just say it anyway! It's a loan word, so I don't bother with the distinction. I probably should, but I've spelt it that way so long...
Is Asa Mitaka really supposed to be good-looking in universe?
>>284741623Nnyes
>>284741623If reze is like a 6, asa is a 10
>>284741397real
>>284738601Most other website have moved on from rezeden to asaden but 4chan hasn’t I guess chuds identify with doomed relationships
Are you guys still seething instead of celebrating Christmas?
>>284741623She's called beautiful several times.>"The mysterious beauty"Or something, during the church arc.>>284741583I'm just a nerd.
>>284741676I'm so glad Asa canonically loves...blond boys...
>>284741644>>284741646>>284741676How come no nigga ever took her then before denji ?
>>284741729Because I don't exist in the CSMverse and it's fictionAsa is a hedgehog though
>>284741729she killed buckythe bitch
>>284741672Why would I celebrate the ritual consumerism of evil empires?
>>284741672This is certified godless behaviour, so it shouldn't be a surprise.
>>284741765Ugh...look at her...I want to hug this Asa in particular, she should never look this sad ever again.
>>284741729She never opened herself up. At the beginning of part 2 seeing people together made her angry because she was jealous.>>284741706In all my time here I never asked. You got this from her liking Denji, right?
>>284741765She looks so sad... I hope she can be happy one day
>>284741848>In all my time here I never asked. You got this from her liking Denji, right?That's right.
>>284741848I now understand this image of Denji fucking Reze while Yoru (and Asa) watches
>>284741769ok but before that happened no nigga ever asked her out ?
Sneaking glances at Cutesa but never talking to her unless she says something...
>>284741932>Long hair>Yoru It's Denji fucking Asa while Yoru as a ghost watches.>>284741934She turned everyone down. No one can force you to date or get into a relationship.Or there's a small change no one asked her out.
>>284741934Asa the must unapproachable aura out of any character in fiction fym
>>284741991>>Long hairReze has long hair it's just tiedIt's Denji fucking Reze, just ask the artist
uaaaaaahh Asa French kissu!!! so erotic...
Chainsaw man is the most right and left wing thing ever. It somehow is woke yet edgy and based at the same time and fuji somehow has attracted people from both ends of the spectrumI dont know how fuji does it. I dont know how he somehow made something that is both perfectly on the opposite sides of the political spectrum. Its like he cracked the code in finding a way to attract the most mentally ill of the 2 sides and attracted them all like a magnet to this series with normalfags in the center being the ones that do not care about CSM
>>284742048I want that lots~
>>284742004>Asa the must unapproachable aura out of any character in fictionThat's some hyperbole nigga. Like 3 people here would approach me included.
merry christmas and goodnight for a few days /csm/ <3
>>284738601>>284738654>>284738860>>284738962>>284739011how do we stop her bpd?
>>284742180i see you in ever thread with a reze pic, I even saw you in my /v/ thread. I honestly think its you who has BPD
>>284742044https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104832995>AsadenI'm right. Accept your loss with grace.
>>284742180Reze needs to share her eyeliner with Asa.
>Post-apocalyptic part three>Whatever plot point forces Denji to traverse the Mad Max wasteland>He meets different Fumikos along each stop
>>284742004I would approach her, even if she looks a little hunched over, she still looks elegant and pretty.
How beautiful is she in-universe?
Asa in January
>>284742238i want a CSM woman to call me a faggot for failing to cum while she strokes my cock and smugly calls me gay
>>284742089>>284742048Too stimulating...
>The way Reze says handkerchief KAWAII
>>284742283to be honest?seemingly not very. said as someone who's been santa posting a lot.I feel like Denji would have noticed, even if he was busy arguing with power.
>>284742312That's oddly specific
>>284742293BANG
>>284742369The only banging I'd be doing to her is ...ahem...I shouldn't say.
>Reze's giggling before entering the phone boothShe's a bit silly
>>284742367i just think women who call men faggots hot. Usually women get super pissy when you say that word but a woman going all out and humiliating you like an immature whore about it is hot
>>284742415She do a little tomfoolery
Fingering Asa as she strokes you
>>284742415thats because she was having a mental breakdown, it was actually quite sad seeing that scene in theaters and made me empathize with her somehow even more
>>284742293Bang.
>>284742464I NEED THAT!!!!!!!!!Honestly I'm all about her, I'd be kissing her neck and everything!
It's as if we were the only two left in this world–I just couldn't resist dreaming for a bit
>>284742353homely wife...
>>284742496
Shitpiss flop
>>284742501How do niggas like this woman knowing that all her emotions are Soviet manufactured and not her own?
I refuse to believe it was solely the movie that mindbroke Fujimoto about Reze.
>>284742548I'd say she's not super beautiful, but she does have the charm of your aunt next door or something.
>>284742575Wuv wuv wuv you~~~~
Horny Overload today
>>284742464>>284742496>>284742575https://voca.ro/14jcee5d6MFJ
yuko?
>>284742599Get better bait
I went to search for a mega of Asa reaction images ...and I searched it on the /v/ archive instead of /a/...don't do that...
MAPPA will perfect part two.
>>284742731What did you find?...
>>284742731I'm expecting BLACKED, cuck porn, or ERP.
>>284742608Prior to the movie he expressed that she was his favorite character for a while, so he had a bias anyway. He also seemingly had another manga vaguely planned named Reze that he seems to have pulled her character from.
>>284742756Not what I wanted, that's for sure.>>284742769Worse.
>>284742724I'm dead serious
You just know MAPPA, Sony, Shueisha, and fuckin' Lin are BEGGING, PLEADING, and SHITTING themselves at Tatsuki's feet for more Reze because of how much fucking money she made.
>Well, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you>I did not care for "The Reze Movie.">What?>Did not care for "The Reze Movie".>Uhg.>How can you even say that, Dad?>Didn't like- Didn't like it.>Peter, it's so good. It's like the perfect movie.>I- This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say, it's like, "Oh my..." Everyone always says->Power, Reze, Aki, Beam, Denji I mean,>Listen->You never see- MAKIMA?!>I know, l uh eh, FINE characters, did not like the movie.>Why not?>Did not- couldn't get into it.>Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?>It insists upon itself, Lois.>What?>It insists upon itself.>What does that even mean?>'CAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING!>It takes forever gettin' in. They spend nearly an hour sitting around, and then- You know, I can't even get through it, I can't even finish the movie. I've never even seen the ending.>YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?!>Well, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?>I agree with Stewie, it's not really fair.>It's outrageous.>I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it. And I- I get to the scene where reze is on the ground speaking russian an->Yeah, It's a great scene->And re->I love that scene.>It's NOT a great->I have no idea what she's even talking about. It's like she's speaking a different lang- That's where I lose interest and I walk away.>You know what, Peter->She's speaking RUSSIAN!>The language she's speaking is a language of subtly, something you don't understand.>I love "Infinity Castle." That is my answer to that statement.>Exactly.>Well there you go.>Whatever.>I like that movie, too.
Merry Christmas /csm/
>>284742832
>>284742791Sure.
>>284738601't be relevant ever again.
>>284742912Famine kissing?! Nowaynowaynowaynoway.
>>284742920i wanna motorboat reze's moms big boobs so badly...
>>284742778Liar theres nothing there>>284742832Holy KEK!
>>284742501
>>284742778Asa on the far left of the second row, give to me please
>RezeShes no Momo. Id rate her 3/10 I guess.(Asas a 7 by the way)
Movie Reze is canon
>>284742778That Asa. On the far left of the second row down. Post it goddamn you.
>>284738786ALL SMILES
Reze's pretty green eyes...
>writing cuck fics on christmas eveSome of you here act like Yujiro Hanma and Barem anally raped you at once
>>284743087>Asa getting home quietly, hears noises from upstairs>she sneaks up there to check and through the crack in the door sees Reze riding Denji>Reze makes eye contact with her and sensually grinds slower on Denji making him cum inside>Asa quietly crawls away
ouch
>>284742778GIVE ME THAT ASA ON THE FAR LEFT OF THE SECOND ROW YOU FUCKING SUBWHITE NIGGER MONKEY
>>284738786>Reze letting out extra loud sex farts to assert dominance
>>284743171>>284743155>>284743059>>284742991Favorite character?
>>284738601Honestly I think that when Asa ever appears in the anime she'd be popular than Reze. She's just more relatable to women and has even more likable dimensions to her character. Plus I personally think she's hotter.
>>284743265Truth hours
>>284743254If I say Asa will you post the panel?
need oyakodon
>>284743265THIS COMRADE IS DELUSIONAL SEND HIM TO THE INFIRMARY
>>284743265If Asa is relatable to women then why is it always transexual men that use her in their PFPs?
>>284743265honestly, everyone was like this with asa during the first half of part 2. I remember how loved she was and i was a massive asadenfag constantly hoping for denji and asas next interactionThen the chainsaw man church arc happenedThen the aging devil arc and the rest of the shit with Yoru happenedand then the moment I saw the flashback with reze I immediately switched to being a rezeden fag in a heartbeat as I realized asaden was pretty hopelessanime onlies will definitely have their honeymoon with asa but the moment falling ends and they start watching every other arc after, they will start becoming rezeden fags again (altho at that point people will see who is truly endgame for denji years later when part 2 is animated)
>>284743265They won't like this trvke.>>284743349>Lil bro has never seen the sheer amount of foids that love AsaXitlali and Futonchill come to mind.
>>284738601I still subscribe to the Fami is the real Death devil theory
>>284743349that's actually a good question...
>transasissy samekekkeing
>>284743108>>284743171What have I done
>reze babs have millions of hot biologically females pretending to be her and straight men who love her>asa sissies are all trannies who think theyre her, leftist redditors or latin american womenI know which side im picking
>>284743375The seethe from the animated Reze flashback is going to be nuclear
>>284743468Triggered some retard so hard he posted a 'jak!!
>>284743541true but ill see you in a decade for that. Ill be nearly 40 when that happens and at that point AI has taken over and the world is fucking destroyed
>>284743541Season 6 nigga you're 30 now so you'll be 50
>>284742980'mega nz' because I was hoping it would pop out instantly as I saw someone posting Shi-chan and Yoru, and was expecting some Asa further in the archives.
>>284738786why can't asa ever win?
>>284739823>>284742842sorry, its still the 24th in the civilized world
>>284743572>>284743585Yeah, a fucking shame honestly
>>284743526>RezefagsNormalfags who will forget about her before march>AsaSTACIESLoyal dedicated terminally online biological women
>>284743548I am not taking this seriously enough to be mad about it, muh 'jak asideMerry christmas, lil shigga
So if I was a twitter poster instead of an anon here I would have a huge following just for liking Asa...? Ech...I like my privacy.
power? a jobber.
Fujimoto writing Part 1 vs writing Part 2
>>284743619>24th in LASo its christmas in the civilized world? Gotcha
A devil for the fear of dolls? More like a devil for the fear of having sex with dolls and getting your weiner stuck in the doll joints
Rezebabs, what's the most satisfying way she could come back for the sake of the plot?
I need to protect Asa's smile.
>>284743734Disgusting. She's nothing like Asa in looks or personality.>leynationKeep it to that site, thanks.
>>284743720a corpse denji has to recon with before he accepts it and makes Queen Asa squirt on his cock
>>284743734Filipino Asa... Cute.
>>284743667>I like my privacy.You are jus like Asa frl. Soulmates.>>284743734SHE'S BEAUTIFUL SISTA!
>>284743805>>284743734sex
>>284743349and what were you doing at the devil's sacrament?
>>284743687Notice he's fat in both pictures
Watched the movie today, it was fine but honestly the whole time I was thinking how much I LOVE Nihilo from Ishura and reze kept reminding me of her.>similar visuals>getting naked on screen with no shame>raised as weapons>seemingly psychos but actually kind >just wanted a chance to go to school>not treated nicely by their authors
>>284743847>Soulmates.YES!~
>>284743720Part 3 protagonist would be fucking kino honestly
Reze fatigue is real.
>>284744075No it isn't sybau goofy I hope your Christmas is ASS
>>284743349gotcha!
>>284744075Can't relate
>>284744090Ayo this nigga tryna start a fight. Nigga sybau
>>284743720I had an idea where the prophecy of Nostradamus comes true and devils take over the world, resulting in Denji and Reze having to work together to reverse it; but the catch is that they have to constantly stay in their devil forms to avoid looking out of place in the world, thus making rekindling their romance difficult (or maybe they'd actually be into that).
>>284744140>(or maybe they'd actually be into that).Reze is
Merry Christmas AsaCHADS!...and everyone else too.
>>284744121fuck reze. Asa4lyfe
>>284744214Merry Christmas to you too, fellow AsaSCHOLAR
>>284744221Heh
>>284743375Counter point, she and her mom have big butts and the gooners will flock to her.
>>284744214Merry Christmasa Asafren!
Do you think Yoshida was a pawn?
>>284744170This gets the couple of the year award
>>284743720I'm still holding out for an arc where Denji gets his powers disabled briefly and has to rely on others, allowing Reze to return and be the fierce protector for a few chapters
>RTHCringe bro
>>284743687Unironically, right pulls bitches
Well, someone fucked with the gifts I bought for folks. FML. Anyways, so what are you guys expecting from the animated version of the International assassins arc? Any scenes in particular getting an upgrade/spot light? Part of a season 2 or getting its own movie?>>284744214Merry Christmas to you too and all the wonderful anons here>>284744382Feels forced.
>>284744406My queen (and top 4 csm girl for me)
>>284744214I wouldn't call myself a chad but MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
>>284744406>Feels forced.Yeah I haven't refined the idea yet, just something like that where Denji isn't an omnipotent good for a bit
>>284744454God*
>>284744406Yoshida vs Quanxi
>>284744406PURPLEshida
we're at the part of devilman where all the humans are rapidly dying and all the devilmen are sacrificing themselves so Amon/Ryo can keep fightingwith the fujimoto twist being that A) Denji is sacrificing random devils unwillingly, which her handed to him to be used as literal pawns, while Asa is the one tormented by the guilt of all her friends being killed one by one as the fight drags on, and b) death is currently erased, so nobody is actually permanently goneand now Denji has erased the legs devil, and they're both left missing they're bottom half like Ryo is at the end of their battleThis could stop now. Yoru could return Asa control of her body and Denji could puke up Death and the other devils he ate so far, and that would cause a lot of people to die that might have been saved if another devil with the right powers was invoked to put them all back together firstor the battle can just keep dragging on and on until there's nothing left. Not even bodies, just the abstract concept of denji and pochita and asa and yorubut then if the devils that chainsaw man eats still exist in his 'stomach' in some form, then at that point, and entire universe would exist inside his stomachand since we can infer chainsaw man can eat himself based on how nobody remembers the true name of Pochita nor the original purpose of chainsaws, then there would also be a chainsaw man inside the universe inside chainsaw man's stomachMaybe this has happened over and over, that Pochita is the macrocosm itself, forever eating its own tail in a mobius strip,
>>284744454We sealin' Gojo with this one>>284744518Y-yes!
>>284744454Denji still runs on blood. Same with Pochita and assumedly Denji man also run on blood. Just have it so something fucks with that.>>284744435Halloween >>284744477>>284744488>>284744518The anime needs purpleshida and purple haired Santa. Need MORE PURPLE. Also I wouldn't mind it becoming a movie cause unlimited popcorn and reclinable seats/4d roller coaster seats.
Reze HATES cheapskates.She'd DESPISE Asa "Soi Sauce Packets" Mitaka
>>284744578Asa and I saving a million dollars before we're 45 together...
>>284744575Halloween!
The entirety of IntAss is chungus so who gives a shit?
>>284744675Isn't her power OP Couldn't she just pwn any character in the series with it by lobotomizing them like Denji or Asa
shigger pawns
>>284738786Fattymoto lurked on this board, saw this, proceeds to make Denji get cucked instead...
>>284744796Nervous system my beloved
>Asa get home>hear noise upstair>checks on it>Denji FUCKING Reze>*leaves*
>>284744615Save a million before you're 30 and retire forever then have fun forever nigga. Travel the world with Asa and meet your fellow Asabros.
Transascum is so effeminate and cringe it makes me despise them.
>>284744903Best I got is 150k...
Maybe next Christmas I will get a Reze cosplay gf...
>>284744903>a million dollars is enough to retireWhat third world country do you live in?
>>284744885>>284738786I could've done this a long time ago but held back because I thought you guys were better than this.I'm disappointed, /csm/. Succumbing to cuck fantasies so easily without me lifting a finger.
>>284744970This
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANONS
>>284744986You will TRUST
>>284738786:(
anyone else think reze looked like Zone-tan for a bit?
ok but why is Asa crawling away in the cuck fantasy?Can't she walk?
>>284745268I guess bell shirt reze kind of does
>>284745050I'm from Zimbabwe nigga>>284744970>Transascum is so effeminateTransascum are so effeminate*. It's "are" because there's multiple of them. Learn English niggaa.
>>284738926german whore
>>284744578>Reze HATES cheapskates.think she just hates not being paid.I think she wouldn't mind a friend that helps her save money
>>284738926My countrywoman...
>>284745325english ain't worthy of such respect lol. garbage language for garbage people like me n you
>>284745485Godless lol
You couldn't even fantasize about me cheating on Asa. It is simply inconceivable. I want for no other.
>>284743720People have joked about the school love triangle but it would actually be really fun if nothing else.There's also an interesting angle of Reze being affiliated (by force) with Public Safety and hunting devils legitimately while Denji continues just doing it vigilante style and having to contend with the reverse of their original arc, with Denji hating what PS is making her do.
>>284745485Colonizers won. White people won. The Aryan race remains supreme. The British Empire was the largest on Earth. The American century was the peak power any country ever held.Cope and see the.
>>284745655They're going to hate this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsyHbj_SHGA
>>284745485What an absolutely repulsive post on so many levels.
yoru rape
I'd rather post about how much Yoru sucks ass than Asa constantly getting cucked
>>284745826I need to get my hips ground into dust with Asa's body.
>>284745847i mean we all wanna suck yorus ass yeah
>>284745974I want to finger her ass actually.
i want to intertwine my soul with Makima for Christmas. Make it happen Santa, I was good this year.
>>284738786Reze fags are mentally ill
>>284746166bara my rose goddess
>>284746166>santahttps://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/green%20eyed%20babies/like ten times at least.not sure I, of all people, can cast aspersions however.
>>284743720Has to stop the new villain: King of Terror Denji Man, who's ushered in an age of devils.
>>284746303A man isn't allowed to have a succulent German-Russian Oyakodon?
>>284746445double standards are good
>>284746303i wasn't involved in the conversation i was simply summoned by nobara being mentioned
>>284746382As long as you aren't this >>284745585 guy, because you would be a liar.
>>284746468I'm not that guy, but I'm pretty sure he's the guy who replies to me close to every time I post Shishou.
Im 28 and im gonna be opening presents with my parents and siblings soon
>>284746166Lust, of course, I am a man! But I would never if I had her. NEVER! The other posts are all in good fun.
>>284746463Nobara is CHOPPED!
>>/v/729286762/csm/bros...
>>284746233he's on other boards too
>>284746533One day, when you're married to Asa, a green eyed woman in a somewhat frumpy dress is going to come to your doorstep and leave a green eyed baby there.
>>284746589Nuh uh...no way! I got her pregnant with my mind?!
>>284746533Yup this is a disloyal nigga. Chop off his balls.>>284746581>>>/v/729286762Fixed. Where does this lead?
>>284746536I would romance Asa so hard
Would Asa approve of drinking on Christmas?
>>284746696You also had some sparkling wine too, eh?
>>284746721>You also had some sparkling wine too, eh?Nnyes.
*smacks your ass*MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>284746533this is so sad to read...what a terrible christmas revelation.
>>284746696She would complain about how the traditions sucks and makes no sense and how she totally wouldn't partake and look down on people who do drink but would easily be pressured into drinking
>>284746611Asabro, did you know two parents with green eyes can birth someone with blue eyes?>Both parents with green eyes: 75% chance of baby with green eyes, 25% of baby with blue eyes, 0% chance of baby with brown eyes.>>284746696Would Asa even drink? I don't get that from her. It ruins your skin or something.
>>284746788>Would Asa even drink?When she's age 30 (or 26), Denjiless, Yoruless an overworked OL and alone at night.
>>284746788>Asabro, did you know two parents with green eyes can birth someone with blue eyes?I heard about this, yes! Asa and I will have light eyed babies guaranteed since she has blue eyes. Green or blue, both are great colours!
What do female butts smell like
>>284746937>because I would be thereYou would be in prison for failing to comply with court orders to partake in paternity tests.
>>284746896yeah
>>284746937>wash
>>284746937>That would never happen (because I would be there).This. I must secure a future for Asa Mitaka.>Indeed my Brother from another mother. Indeed.My brother.
since its christmas i want some anons to come clean and admit they are biological females if they are. I know for a fact some are here. Im not doing this to hit on any, Im just curious and want them to feel comfortable here as a family on christmas
>>284747060Be stabbed with this Morton's Fork.Well, then Asa would have divorced you for having children with other women!
>>284746966>>284747111I WOULDN'T BE ARRESTED BECAUSE I WOULD COMPLY WITH WHATEVER ASA WANTED!!! AND THERES NO WAY IT WOULD BE MINE!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IM A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>284747095a female asa cosplayer typed this
>>284747095This but upload a picture of yourself so I can tribute it and send it here.
>>284747305We've had quite a few here actually, and why wouldn't we? 4chan isn't exactly unknown. If I was rich and famous, I'd still be here.
>>284747095It's easy to tell which posters are women because women write in a faggy kind of way.
>>284747388ive asked many and they say they are sissy men
>>284747388Name the female posters currently. Let's see if you're right.
>>284747388feminine posting (sissies) shouldn't be confused with female posting
Is Yoru retarded?
>>284747388>>284747095>>284747469There are no girls on the Internet.
goodnight anons
>>284747164>AND THERES NO WAY IT WOULD BE MINEThe paternity test medical technician (definitely not a doll) says otherwise.
>>284747554Asa would believe me. She knows I made a vow.
>>284747388You know who else writes in a faggy way?
>>284747582Familypilled Trvke>>284747554Satanic pvke
>>284747513>Is retarded character retarded?Yes.
>>284747702>Stupid>SlutSex
>>284746238Fuck that'd actually be really interesting
>>284747737Fags
>>284747716
I want her to be happy so bad.
>>284747797This but my beloved Cutesa.
>>284747826This but my beloved Cuteru
>>284746497Any santa chatbots to ask for some "presents" from?
Anyone interested in who Fujimoto is?How can we know nothing about the man who created the best girl in history PowerAll hail to Power
Good night /csm/ I hope your Rezemas is pleasant and fun
>>284747947Gn and Merry Rezemas!
>>284747926His genius brain should be preserved in a jar for making the best girl of all time: Asa Mitaka thoughbeit. Whoever rings true to (You) in the competition of best girl is, it speaks for itself that there is such a difference of opinion in /csm/, at the very least we are all united by our love for Chainsaw Girls.
>>284747926>How can we know nothing about the man who created the best girl in history Powerhe doesn't want people to know where he lives because there's a bunch of people who want to kill him
>>284747926we know that he used to be able to levitate
>>284747919here you go.https://pastes.io/santa-chatbot-handholding
Merry Christmas, /csm/Seeing all the Reze love in the past few months has been the best Christmas gift
>>284748047Thanks anon, hope you have a good (word for the week between christmas and new years)
Fujimoto is a manga genius of our era who created the perfection that is reze but i feel like he would be someone who sucks to be a friend with cause he’s too weird and autistic to ever have a normal friendship with
Does Asa mog this?
>>284748372Bigly surprisingly. Sex crazed girl is no match for BUNDAsa.
>>284748372Only in fanart. Canonically Reze mogs Lankysa.
>>284748372>writes big ass on the blackboard>doesn't have one???
>>284748573she's thinking about Denji's deka-ketsu
>>284748481give it up already rezecuck
>>284748631Now kiss.
>>284744986You will get a samurai sword friend instead.
>>284748631That's Yoru though. Yoru > Reze > AsaI think we can all agree on that.
>>284748631TRVKEB0MB
>>284748677same body
>>284748701My beloved's body >.<
>>284748701*slaps*
Focus Y. Denji's got the devil pawns, and you *know* what that means.
I got a cute boy to cosplay as Reze for me <3
>>284748092Merry Christmas to you as well.This movie really was an early Christmas gift.I'd love a rerun for St. Valentine's Day.
>>284743349It's precisely because she's a woman that they use her, stupid. Asa will be absolutely beloved by normies with her whole "femcel" shit.
>>284748743Please enlighten us, ace attorney
>makima tells denji she's rare and has no idea what he is when he meets her>but then we find out hybrids are really common and there's a ton of them and quanxi is very famous and she's a hybridwhat?
>>284744075And somehow, it's still nothing compared to Shart Poo fatigue.
>>284744454>Leech Devilhas to be saved by Aki>Rezehas to be saved by Beam>Hellhas to be saved by Makima>Makimahas to be saved by Power's reanimated corpse>Justice Devilhas to be saved by Nayuta>Aging Devilhas to be saved by Yoshida
>>2847494241-They aren't very common, it's just the Weapons and him.2-She was lying. She knows exactly who Pochita is.3-Technically, she truly doesn't know "what" Denji is, but it's not because of her excuse of rarity: whatever "Devil-Human Hybrid" Devil that used to exist got erased by Pochita.
>>2847494247 hybrids (excluding Denji) is not a ton.
Good morning /csm/
>last year for christmas I bought my parents an expensive steak house dinner, a nice perfume, and an expensive dress shirt>I got some clothes>my sister got a switch>this year I bought my mom new airpods and my dad a dashcam>I got a $50 starbucks gift card>my sister got an iphone
>>284749467Denji is always being bailed out by someone. Even now, Pochita got bailed out by Fami and random immortal NPC girl.The Chainsaw Man never fights alone despite what Yoru said.
>>284749634He's a chick magnet
>>284749625I can gift you a virtual hug.
How would each of this girls react to Denji slapping them for giving him cold chicken?>Power>Reze>Asa
>>284749786>PowerWould slap him back even harder.>RezeDepends on if she's still doing her cute cafe waitress act. If she is, then she'd probably act all hurt. If she's being her real self, she'd try to act unbothered while being hurt deep down.>AsaShe would cry.
>>284749786>>284749878>Yoruwould get horny
Merry Rezemas niggersI am recovering from a hangoverImagine drinking with shigga and getting outdrank
>>284749786why did they give him cold chicken...Honestly, isn't Denji abusing someone for poor quality of food service really OOC for him?
>Himeno: Misato>Power: Asuka>Death Devil: Rei
>>284749985will we be fighting over Power vs Shigga in 20 years time...?
>going back and reading part 1 againI can't get over how much better it is than this dogshit
>>284750009We won’t need to fight, Death is already best
>>284750056What is that?
Himmymas
>>284749985Would Yoshida be Kaworu?
>>284750110Yeah, but more so manga Kaworu who wasn't as nice as anime counterpart, and kills a starving kitten to put it out of it's misery.
When Part 2 gets adapted there will be tik tok edits of Denji coming out all bloodied and victorious from his fight against Yoru and deleting half of the world to save Asa while she looks up to him while Rihanna - Where Have You Been (Orchestra Remix) DJ Tristan & Drinks On Me plays
>>284750110Maybe
>>284750417Back when Yoshida was assumed to be The Knower, but he didn't know a single fucking thing.
>>284750427
>>284750427I personally think it's hilarious that Fuji took that archetype of a character and made him be the most clueless clown around.Shows how easily people are fooled by some dude who just acts silent and mysterious. Maybe they act that way because they don't want to expose how dumb they are.
>>284750464>Maybe they act that way because they don't want to expose how dumb they are.Man, he's so literally me
>>284750464That would've had more impact if Death wasn't also revealed to be a clueless retard two chapters later, which retroactively made 90% of Part 2's narrative meaningless.
>still thinking GODshida is truly dead and hasn't faked his deathngmi
>Yoshida and Denji having a bath>Yoshida taking Denji's hand>Yoshida telling Denji he loves him
>Denji: Miss Makima, I poop from there!>Makima: Not right now you don't!
You know what would have been a good scene? A girl who is depressed trying to use Denji as sex for comfort, and he says no.
>>284751399That's for part 3
