How would a chad have handled this situation?
Punch her face, kick the stomach and leave the dead body in a garbage can.
>>284795647Total womb obliteration. Don't ask stupid questions.
chad wouldn't have a dead mom
Anal sex followed by more anal sex.
>>284795647This was the move.
>>284795647he'd cry about it really loud so the neighbors hear and call the cops so the bitch could get arrested for domestic abuseafter that he'd go to mcdonalds and get a 48pc chicken nugget mealwith extra dip
I only kiss hot girls
>>284795647asuka was the most immature character of the whole show.
>>284795647As Shinji, I would go kiss Rei and ask her on a date.
>>284795986that doesn't sound very chadly at all
>>284795647>You know that's kind of a fucked up thing to say
>>284795647As a kid I hated girls like Asuka. What made me hate them even more was the fact that they were almost always hot and I thought it was unfair.
>>284796131They're like that *because* they're hot. It's not just some coincidence.
>>284796131asuka's like that because she's extremely insecure and she's extremely insecure because her mom killed herself and implied that she wanted to kill asuka tooboth asuka and shinji have very good fucking reasons to be fucked up
>>284796086Then you wouldn't be Shinji
>>284796352We all would ask Rei out if we were Shinji, she's the best for him.
>>284796216Exactly. It's like hanging a carrot in front of a starving man and taunting him, 'you'll never get it', 'you aren't trying hard enough, sweetie'. I wanted to fuck each and every one of those arrogant cunts but I never could
>>284796092You'd be wrong
>>284796455>she's the best for himshe's an alien destined to end the worldnot to mention how she starts falling apart if she doesn't have her NERV issued medsshe's a noble soul, but not meant to last
>>284795647>Pull down pants>Stand directly in front of her with erect penis>"Put this in your mouth if such dirty things are going to come out of it."
>>284796595That's why Sakuras are the best.
>>284796595Sounds like the solution is for Rei to maintain her medication.
>>284795647>picrelWhat kind of question is that?
>>284797148And who would do that if she wasn't of any use to Gendo or SEELE?
>>284797241>if she wasn't of any use to Gendo or SEELE?She always was. Her whole creation is central to SEELE's and NERV's core purpose. She's the key to the future for both and for humanity.
>>284797241I would find a way to make it happen.
>>284795647Shows picture of me making out with Kaji.
>>284795647Ask her if I can just have a hug
>>284795647Rape
>>284797727gimme a hug man
Ask her when the anniversary of her mom's death is.
>>284799219
Wait til we’re about to kiss and pull her into a hug instead.
>>284801801why's she doing the gen z stare
>>284795647Easy I'd say>Did Kaji reject you again?And watch her storm off.
>>284802408kiss boi instead
>>284802408>>284802484Oops, didn't mean to tag you
>>284802484Kaworu did more damage to Shinji in one day than everyone else in multiple years
>>284799254>>284802408good responses but did you stop to ask yourselves if you'd rather epically pwn her or get in her pants?
>>284802637You need to throw her off her game and then you can go in for the kill.
>>284802549by actually caring about him?
>>284802867Basically yes, since he then proceeded to force him to kill them one person who showed him care
The fact that no one have a fuck about the suffering of this cute boy should have been humanity's final fucking crime.
>>284795647Fuck Asuka's throat on the table
>>284803046She would probably be into that
>>284796722How is Shinji supposed to get hard when Asuka just brought up his ded mum?
>>284803232>get hard>implying he already wasn't
>>284803268Sometimes a bitch pisses you off so much you no longer want to fuck her senseless
>>284795647Who the hell says things like that
>>284795647Tell her she's awful at video games and I'm going on a date with Rei now
>>284802352Because she's a Zoomer, just like Shinji and Rei.
>>284803322low T comment
>>284803322Based and Diddypilled
>>284802484>>284803014If Kaworu had stolen Shinji away and trapped him in a paradise reality where his every desire would be fulfilled, Shinji would never have questioned it.
Asuka can't be fixed by affection because the second you try to take charge and give it to her she would freak out and push you away.Being vulnerable in any way is her worst fear because she needs to believe she is capable of standing completely on her own , covering up for the disposable tool she ultimately and unavoidably is.Even if she's desperately lonely and sad she won't admit it or accept love. She tried to commit suicide all alone rather than open up to anyone else's help.
>>284795647A chad wouldn't be in that situation because she'd already know not to mouth off.
>>284795647i would have brought another me into this world to honor my mother's death anniversary
>>284804483If she somehow had someone that accepted her as openly and completely as Kaworu did Shinji and was certain that person would never reject or abandon her she wouldn't mind opening up to them I believe.
>>284795647>chad
TOTAL.ASUKA.HUGS.
>>284795647>>"You don't want to kiss a girl in the anniversary of your mom's death?">"No. But I'll do it anyway because the in front of me is so pretty"
>>284796067I understand why Kaji ignored her and slept with Misato instead
>>284804941>>284795647>If you want to kiss someone with a dead mother so much why dont you kiss yourself?
I going to touch Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>>284804483but by loving her you are essentially getting to the root of the problem. the whole time she was having a breakdown after losing to shinji, she secretly wanted someone to hug her and tell her things would be okay.
>>284805023>she secretly wanted someone to hug her and tell her things would be okay.And the second someone would try it she'd push them away because it places her in a vulnerable position.
>>284805010Lewd
I'm going to be a wizard; Dave Bailey eats babies.
>>284805038And what would she do if they were persistent about it and always come back regardless of how often they're pushed away? Would she eventually get that they're a safe person?
>>284805215>And what would she do if they were persistent about it and always come back regardless of how often they're pushed away?The persistence would be tiring for both parties. >Would she eventually get that they're a safe person?You mean like Kaji? That relationship was built from a young age and probably because Kaji knew how to tame Asuka and not with the dick. I highly doubt there would be anyone else like Kaji for Asuka.
>>284803719That’s Shinji to the T-count
>>284804269this should have happened
>>284805038>And the second someone would try it she'd push them awayAnd then she would regret it and want them to come back. Eventually she would muster the courage to not push the other party away immediately.
>>284806393>Eventually she would muster the courage to not push the other party away immediately.Nowhere in the show it was implied that Asuka had that in her. Now you're just making stuff up.
