>My favorite part of 'Welcome to Japan, Ms. Elf!' is where you can go to sleep and escape to a fantasy world!>That sounds great!>And my least favorite part is where you wake up and the show is still on!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Oh shit, it's that time again?Nice.
>That show 'Turkey' ended with everyone having strikes except the people who needed one the most!>Who was that?>The workers forced to draw it!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835672It's time.
>They made another season of 'Unnamed Memory' and it was perfect!>Really?>Yeah, without a name, there's no way I'll ever remember it!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Most accurate anime reviews on the internet.
>I can't believe 'Kaiju No. 8' spent a whole season showing the main character dealing with a major crisis!>Kaiju No. 9?>No. Midlife!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Have you seen that Steel Ball Run trailer?>For a show about racing, it's hardly got any movement!>They should change the title to "Steel Ball PNG Slide!"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>One-Punch Man season three finally lets anime fans experience the manga without even having to read it!>I hope they take a page out of Murata's book and retcon the whole thing!>I wouldn't even take a panel out of Murata's book.>But the animators took an entire season's worth!DOHOHOHOHOHODOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>So in 'Lazarus' they have 30 days to save us all from an extinction-level virus!>What a coincidence! In 30 minutes they made me root for it!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Mamoru Hosada's newest travesty, "Scarlet", is the most aptly named film of the year!>That's right! We were seeing red the whole time!DOHOHOHOHO
>The plot of 'Medalist' really reminded me of my own experience figure skating!>Really? The slow struggle to excel? >No! Going in circles until I got dizzy!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>I tell ya, the audience reviews for Scarlet are positively brutal. They're calling it a glorified Bollywood flick!>Anime becoming Indian? That'll be the day!>Clearly you've never watched Solo Leveling!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284835924
>Apocalypse Hotel, bah! That show was nothing like I expected when I heard the title!>It was too clean. The floors were so shiny it looked like a Mappa production!>You want a real Apocalypse Hotel? Go book a room at the Marriott during Anime Expo!DOHOHOHOHO!
>What happened in that 'Orb' anime inspired me to get as many copies of the manga as I could!>Why so many?>The fires last longer that way!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Statler, are you alright?! You passed out and started convulsing for a solid minute! I thought you were having another stroke!>Yeah, I dunno what happened...last thing I remember I was trying to pronounce the name of that new Gundam show!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835672I though you were gone for real this time.
>In light of the recent One-Punch Man catastrophe, I thought I'd lend J.C. Staff a hand and help them rename the show to be more accurate to the current production! I wrote down a bunch of new titles they could use. How about "One Frame Man"? Or "One Star on IMDB Man"? Maybe "One Brain Cell at Bandai Man"?>How about something a little less verbose?>I've got it! And it's a real knee-slapper, too!>Let's hear it!>"Story by ONE"!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>That 'Gachiakuta'. Searching through endless piles of trash. Scrounging for whatever they could use.>And then they wrote the show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>They've got some nerve marketing Witch Watch as a comedy...not a single decent gag in all twenty-five episodes!>You know it's bad when even the title's begging for viewers!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>Lazarus' ending made me have the exact same reaction as ths guy they named the show after!>And what was it?>"Jesus Christ!"DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>One thing I'll say about 'Fire Force' is that it really lived up to its name this year!>No kidding! By the end, all the oxygen was sucked right out of the room!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836050Kek
>>284836242hhhhhhehehe
These old fucks do not belong on a children's show
>So I finished up with 'Mono' the other day. The first time was way better!>First time? What do you mean?>Well, the intense pain only lasted for a couple of weeks and I got to kiss a girl!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>can't fully enjoy this thread because i barely interact with /a/ or even anime this year
>I dunno what the worst part of Christmas was this year...the constant caroling, or the fact we only got coal in our stocking!>I think you're forgetting the worst part...we watched "Sanda"!DO HO HO HO!
>Demon Slayer is the success story of the decade! I've never seen anything sell out that fast! Pun intended.>You're right, Waldorf. It goes to show you don't actually have to write anything interesting, unique, or coherent to get into Shonen Jump nowadays!>That explains Jujutsu Kaisen!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>'Apocalypse Bringer Mynoghra' did an excellent job portraying a shady organization that brings ruin to all it touches!>Yeah! What will Maho Film do next?DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Can't legit tell if these posts are made by AI or notGrim timeline
>Kirakkiranran-!>It's too early in the morning to be swearing, old codger!>No you fool, I've just been watching the latest Pretty Cure.>The one where they expose the dangers and exploitation of the idol industry?>No, the one where underage girls give you fanservice!>Oshi-!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Wanna see our impression of One Punch Man's viewership after the first episode?>"..."
>One bad thing about 2025 was how many shows never completed production this year!>Yeah! 'Witch Hat Atelier', 'Genshin Impact'...>'One Punch Man S3'!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836415/a/ is full of lazy faggots who just copy the formula on the lamest way possible.
>>284836436>Now here's my impression of One Punch Man's animation team when they saw their budget for season 3! Goodbye, cruel world!>That doubles as an impression of the fanbase!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284835749I also had no fucking clue what happened in that show
>I must have shouted Anne's name a thousand times during the new 'Green Gables' show!>A thousand times?>Yeah! Surely she can't stay so annoying! Surely things will get interesting! Surely this show will be over soon!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835924heh
>still hasn't made fun of apothecary Diaries or tojima Yep, best anime this year
>>284835935What a show, man.
>>284836050I laughed
>>284836018I clapped
>Did you the latest Kyoani anime, City?>Yeah, it's funny how the Japs pronounce it "Shitty">Accurate, though.DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284836493>Waldorf, are you sure you don't need a hand? You're in serious danger!>Just let me fall! Maybe I'll be reborn in a world where it WON'T get a season 4!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>Wow, I really hated that show about the deceptive demon and the little baby who follows it around!>I don't know -- 'Clevatess' wasn't that bad.>What? I'm talking about the new season of 'Rent-a-Girlfriend'!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836168It's funny how that went from zero hype to one of the most watched and discussed shows of the seasons
>With all royalties we earned from our tenor on The Muppet Show, we've decided to do some good and start a fund for the victims of Nobuhiro Watsuki.>That's right! We're sending out monetary compensation to those he harmed, starting with everyone who watched the Ruroni Kenshin remake!DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284836480where is your contribution
>The main character of 'Water Magician' sure was powerful! His water magic had a profound effect on me over and over!>Your tears?>No! My bladder!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836597chuckle
>>284836597Best one so far
>Do I even need to think of a joke about Kowloon Generic Romance? It's right there in the title.>Do tell. That love story was anything but original!>Even we'd make a better couple than the leads!>Hold on, I didn't expect this to get so gay out of nowhere.>That's exactly what I said when I watched that darn show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>The latest Gundam show was terrible! It was just insipid brats fawning over a man.>Show? That was the production process!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836706KEK
>Ruri Rocks taught us all a valuable lesson; you can write a show about the most boring subject imaginable and still get everyone to pay attention if the girls are hot enough!>Say, for a show about mining, it wasn't all that groundbreaking!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>Hey, remember when we were thinking about watching 'The Beginning Before the End'?>Yeah, but luckily that ended before the beginning!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>How on earth did "Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest" get a third season?>Now there's a story that never lived up to its title. It's still as ordinary as ever!DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284836450
>I tell you, those girls in Rock Wa Lady can make some darn fine music!>Yeah they make great lullabies and alarm clocks!>DOHOHOHOHOHO
>Rock is a Lady's Modesty contains everything I hate about that "rock music" fad: it's crass, tasteless, and too darn loud.>If they had any modesty, they'd stop singing!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284836819Ok that was way better than what I wrote, good one!
>I didn't like how 'My Hero Academia' ended! Too unrealistic for kids these days!>What? That they can be heroes?>No! That they can all get jobs!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>The worst anime title of the year was undoubtedly...let's see here..."Shinjiteita Nakama-tachi ni Dungeon Okuchi de Korosarekaketa ga Gift "Mugen Gacha" de Level 9999 no Nakama-tachi wo Te ni Irete-">Enough! I get the point! That title's way too long and derivative!>So it's exactly like the show?DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836844Thanks, although yours was funny too
>Well I know why no writers live with A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof>Why's that?>They were killed!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
">J.C. Staff presents...One-Punch Man Season 3"!>That's it! That's the joke!DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>"May I ask you for one final thing?">The show?>Yeah, Im asking for it to end.
>Statler! It's horrible! I was praying "please, let this grieving soul retire," but God wasn't the one listening!>Then who was? You don't mean--->Yeah! The voice remote!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Huh. Surely, you might like this one.>No, that snoozefest is even older than I am! Anne don't call me Shirley!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284837005*punches*
>Have you heard about these AI-generated anime dubs they've been putting on Amazon? They're awful! How could anyone find this convincing?>Hey, at least now everybody else knows how we feel whenever we hear real English dubs!DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284835924lmao
>I don't understand how that new 'Demon Slayer' movie made so much money without a title!>No title? It was called 'Infinity Castle'!>What?! I thought that was the runtime!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
you guys really went all out on opm this time, huh?
>>284837280It really lent itself to it
>>284836080Lmao
>>284837280Unlike the animators. DOHOHOHOHO
>>284837280>Hey, we're just doing what the animators couldn't!DOHOHOHOHO!
>>284837280I forgot which year it was but "medium isekai" being not rare and well done is a classic
>>284836018>>284836322>>284836415sad
>>284837324kek
>>284837342Of course it was. It was ripped straight from them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkgPW2pJuSM
>Zatsu Tabi was a great travel show>Yeah too bad the girl didn't make a trip to the exit door!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Can you believe the MC of 'The Summer Hikaru Died' tried to keep the events of the story a secret?>Do you blame him? If I were in that show, I'd keep my mouth shut too!>Wish the producers had done the same!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Recently I've been looking at the Manga Plus Creators submissions, and they're all terrible! All the art's AI generated!>Waldorf, that's not AI! You clicked on a manhwa site by mistake! Look, there's Solo Leveling right there!>Could've fooled me!DOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284836050Best ITT
>>284836167>>284836168>>284835935>>284836862>>284836597>>284837238>>284837324gems
not enough solo leveling jokes. try harder
>They called it 'Bogus Skill - Fruitmaster', but that show only mastered one fruit!>Which one?>A lemon!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284837620heh
>>284836436>>284836493>>284836596
>>284837563Ugh, I need to fap to Becky
>Those video game companies! They need to stay out of the anime industry!>What's the problem?>They keep sticking their Gnosia in other people's business! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284837809pfft, so dumb i chuckled
>>284837598That was last year
>>284837449heh
>As soon as I began 'Witch Watch', something else started too!>What was that?>My watch watch!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284837449>Don't know about you, but I'm about to be solo leaving the venue!
>>284836597Only good one in the whole thread
>>284838103lmao
>Did you see that anime that says it's okay to rewrite a bad ending to make everyone happy?>You mean Zenshu?>No, My Hero Academia!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284837620anime_girl_with_questionmark_over_her_head.jpg
>>284838196One of the alternate meanings of "lemon" in English is something that is broken from the start or works horribly.
>I'm so mad at that 'Reincarnated as a Vending Machine' show! I thought it would get better this season!>Well, what happened?>It took my time didn't give me any change!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284838139HAHAHA
>>284836432>Know what? That new Pretty Cure show turned out to be good after all!>What? Really?>Yeah. A pretty good cure for my insomnia!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>Have you seen that new show 'Li'l Miss Vampire Can't Suck Right'?>Yeah! After watching the first episode, I strongly disagree!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836432>>284838705lmao, zzzposting is eternal
>>284838723kek, good one
>>284835672>Did you know that 'Welcome to Japan, Ms. Elf!' is based on the works of the famous American writer H.P. Lovecraft?>You mean the part where the protagonist can transmigrate into a fantasy world when he goes to sleep?>No, I mean the part where the elf is racist against the ugly nips and beastmen!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Out of all this year I found Ameku Takao no Suiri Karte quite contagious!>Huh, could you explain it better? Did you like the show that much?>Just look!>...My verdict... is... Clinical Shlock!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Vigilantes
>Did you watch Nyaight of the Living Cat?>I started it, but I was interrupted midway through.>Was it a power outage?>No, my cat buried the TV screen in a pile of kitty litter!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Hey, I heard you started watching that romance show 'With You, Our Love Will Make It Through'!>Well, good for their love, because I sure didn't!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284838250thank you
>>284836597>>284837033Only good ones. Grim.
>>284839181Literally the HOTTEST show of the season. Paws down.
>>284839363This show broke opm >>284839282
>So in 'The Unaware Atelier Master', the MC is able to do stupidly impossible things but no one is sure how.>Yeah, I heard the story was based on one of the staff members!>Oh yeah? Who?>Their marketing guy!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836597>>284838139I like this type of joke>>284837809Heh
>>284839181kek
>>284836050Ok this was a good one
>What does the main hero of Gatherer's Adventure in Another World gather, exactly?>Herbs, mushrooms, minerals, the whole works. There's really only one thing he couldn't possibly gather.>And what would that be?>An audience!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836758I'm clapping.
>>284836597Fucking kek
>Have you heard of this show called Tales of the Wedding Rings?>Oh yes, the plot is thin enough to fit through one. Picture this: The protagonist needs to marry five princesses to save the world.>FIVE marriages? I would much rather choose the apocalypse!>It's not all doom and gloom, he gains magical powers from them and becomes the Ring King.>Can he ring the curtain down so that we could finally go home?DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836318I don't get it.
>>284837324LOLE
>>284840114mononucleosis
>>284835708Yeah, I agree with this one. If you need an out there premise such as feudal Japan to make a show about bowling interesting, then you were probably not going to strike it big. Even the character designs were just soulless, like the MC, who looked like someone marked as many boxes (i.e. mole, fang, left-handed) as possible to make her stand out from the others or just took as many prompts as possible, blended them in an AI glcharacter generator and kept the ones that stick. The rest of them, even the shy designated big tittied moeblob were just so awful with no room to spare. The show had potential to be a slice of life with a niche theme centered around one of my personal favorite pastimes, but with the whole ancestral period glazing, this show went right into the gutter.
>I was really disappointed that the new tanuki show With You and the Rain didn't have giant greasy balls like in the traditional Japanese depictions.>The whole show was giant greasy balls.>I see what you mean. This lame tanuki can't even transform, it just writes that it's a dog on a piece of paper.>I also sort of wrote what it is on a piece of paper, and then I flushed it down and washed my hands.DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Some of the /a/nons writing these clearly never watched Statler and Waldorf. They're insulting, but typically never obscene.
>>284840160Deep.
>>284840360They elevated the source material.
>I can't believe 'I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level' got a sequel!>What a waste!>Yeah! It only took 50 years of calling out piles of goo for us hit the top!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836050Nice.
>>284836123underrated
>>284841094>sloppawhat a way to shit the bed at the end
A few ones are funny. But many are just unfunny and bad, and ruin the whole thread.
>>284835935The song at the beginning was a banger but I agree with the boys here, I couldn't make it past the first ep
The sloppa was kinda cute. If you want to get annoyed by sloppa, enter prism illya or u149 threads.
>>284837324heh
>>284840360Some of the /a/nons writing these clearly never watched the shows they insulted.Rock Ladies for example neither make music nor sing. They only played instrumental covers.
>>284840199>this show went right into the gutter.Just couldn't help yourself, could you?
>>284841094
Not a single one about Reze movie?
>>284836597fucking kek
>>284842066>Well unlike the 1st Season, it didn’t bomb!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284838866Smiled and checked
>>284835890It doesn't look that bad
There are still shows I watched which weren't done here.
>>284842835Do it, faggot.
>>284835672>You know, Statler, I got to work on an anime this year. It's called "Princession Orchestra".>What, really? >You bet! I get to be one of those monsters that sucks all the joy out of everything, turning crowds of happy people into miserable husks lacking all motivation to go on.>That does sound like fun. They let you play the villain?>No, I'm the writer!DOHOHOHOHO
>>284835924>>284836050>>284836123>>284836168>>284836216lol
>>284836819>The music was better in the manga
>>284843296
>>284843607That's better than my joke you replied to lol
>>284842835Like what
>>284837324
>>284836652it's tenure, by the way
>say, did you hear about 4chan shutting down? >what? when? >earlier this year! I just kept hitting refresh but nothing new came up!>so like always? DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284841264I'll do you one better: One Punch Man.DOHOHOHOHO
>>284841838It's in spirit for a bunch of old fogeys to complain about rock, so I'll allow it
>>284841838It's a joke you autistic clod
>>284843958Alma-chanGame Center Shoujo
>This isn't KyoAni's new show; this is One-Punch Man.>No, I said it was shitty, the animation!
>>284844268>Precisely, you said "animation". How is it relevant to One Punch Man?DOHOHOHOHO
>>284844268>>284844349nice
>>284844260>I couldn't stand how inaccurate Cultural Exchange with a Game Centre Girl was.>What do you mean? It was extremely accurate, you could really tell the main character was from London.>But she couldn't even speak English properly!>Exactly!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>I really felt for those poor, tortured souls in Takopii no Genzai>Shizuka and Marina?>No, the viewers!DOHOHOHOHO
>>284844091>Can you believe that after more than a decade one of the most foul and explicit things ever seen got an update?>What, you mean the New Panty & Stocking season?>No, I mean 4chan's codebase!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOfuck mods to death
>I'm so disappointed they only made 6 episodes of Food Court de, Mata Ashita>You liked it that much?>Best 6 nights of sleep I've had all year!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>Let's see here... "I Want to Escape from Princess Lessons"? Now that's the kind of anime I like! One where they put the review in the title!DOHOHOHOHO
>>284845721meta, just like the show
Most forced and least funny meme I've ever seen in all my time on /a/.
>>284845905Congratulations on your first day on /a/
>>284845905>You think that's bad? I knew a yuri meme that was so forced, that it was posted every day until you dyke it!Wocka-Wocka!
>>284835672>Have you watched of the sentai anime that released this winter?>Oh yes, and I'd rather watch a hentai anime that doesn't have nudity than remember this turkey again. What was it called?>Why, it's Red Ranger Becomes an Adventurer in Another World.>I wish I could become a critic in a world where this show doesn't exist!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You say the new Dandadan season this year, right?>Yeah, there was something pretty cool about it actually.>What was that?>Well they were doing this promotional event in theaters again for the first few episodes. If you go opening weekend they guarantee a private screening room for all buyers. I had the whole place to myself!>Are you sure just no one else bought tickets?DOAAHOHOOOHOHOHO
>>284846385>okay vegeta, let's fight somewhere empty
>After watching the show I really feel for Zombieman>Why?>Because he's in OPM S3 and he can't die!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>y'know statler i feel bad for the protagonist of night of the living cat>how so? there was more pussy in that show than a cat ladys house!>yeah because at least the cat ladies dont turn into one!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>So there's this girl who slept through the last two seasons of Re Zero>What a coincidence, me too!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
not anime go back
>So I was watching Clevatess and thought Alicia was really lucky.>Yeah, but then he brought her back to life!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836080>>You want a real Apocalypse Hotel? Go book a room at the Marriott during Anime Expo!accurate
>>284845905>I must be going senile>Why's that?>I thought I made this post replying to >>284829442DOHOHOHOHO
Good thread.
>have you watched the latest Gundam?>Yeah, but I hate that Shuji disappeared at the end with no explanation.>I know, I wish he did that earlier. DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835924>>284836080>>284836597>>284836737>>284836862Make me chortle. The rest of you shouldn't quit your day jobs.
Best thread on /a/ in a long while.
>I have a theory why isekai shows have such bizarrely long titles. It's to put us to sleep in advance, so that we wouldn't have to suffer through them.>A solid one. Do you recall any recent examples?>How about 'I Left My A-Rank Party to Help My Former Students Reach the Dungeon Depths'?>What a helpful lad! He also helped the production committee reach the ratings depths while he was at it!>Would he be so kind as to help us reach the screening room exit?DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284841838I loved Rock wa Lady and it's fun to make fun of
>>284846605>does it for free>it's not even his job
>I heard that Ninja girl from Ninkoro can turn anything into leaves>Yeah too bad she couldn't turn herself into one and leave us alone!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOh and here's another Ninkoro one:>So that leader chick from Ninkoro can make people forget about stuff huh?>Yeah I wish she'd make us forget about her show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>y'know I kinda feel bad for Nice in TBHX.>yeah, at first you really wonder why he jumped but after Cyan's arc you stop wondering>Right?DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You see Gundam GQuuuuuuX?>Did you just have a stroke?>Only while watching it!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
I'm sorry, but this thread isn't as funny as last year's.Sorry, it's just not funny. Sorry!
>For the climax of Mechanical Marie the main love interest forgot all about the show>Lucky guy, I wish I could too!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You know, I'm still not sure if that thing in With You in the Rain is a dog or a cat>Whatever it is, it can draw some good art!>Yeah I wish it could draw me the exit sign!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Spy x Family and Alma-Chan Wants to be a Family are all about the joys and bonds of found family>But after watching them I'd rather have lost family!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>Is Ruri Rocks another one of those unbearable shows about women pretending that they can make music?>Oh no, it's much more literal. It's about women looking for precious treasure.>Like the exit sign?>No, like jewels and fossils.>I've only been watching it for a few minutes and I already feel like a fossil.>Feel free to drop it, the show takes no time to hit the rock bottom!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836415>>284836480>>284837375Only retards think these posts are ai.
>That Alma kid is one smart cookie>She's a robot ya old coot, they're smarter than all of us!>Well looks like she wasn't smart enough to count to 12 episodes!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836737Underrated.
I'm just reading it in their voices and it makes it so much funnier
>>284847346>wasn't smart enough to turn this role down
>>284847032Agreed, but the best jokes about a show riff on what it does instead of pretending it did something else just to make the joke work.But more importantly: >>284840360>>284847342Plot twist: those complains were written by AI.
>>284846605Lurk 30 years before posting
>That Rudo kid has a lot of anger issues>Well so do I!>What for?>I'm angry at watching this trash show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284840303Glad to know I'm not the only one trying to poke fun at Ame to Kimi to
>>284847375Make sure it's not the Henson voices and not the modern ones.Current Statler is okay, I guess, but current Waldorf just doesn't do it for me.>>284847409Good point. It should tie into what happened with the show or its production, or how they personally experienced misery from watching it.
>>284847329>women pretending that they can make musicYou're starting to get dementia shitposter kun, you don't even know what show you're seething about anymore
>You know, I think Devil May Cry might be my favorite Easter themed anime.>How do you figure that?>Well, it’s got a giant rabbit, and the show certainly laid an egg!DOHOHOHOHO
>Turkey? At least they were self-aware! DOHOHO!>You got that right. Just another assembly line cgdct show. I bailed halfway through the first episode.>Me too. Nothing was happening!>Hey bozos, get some new material. Boooooo!>Yeah. Boooooo!
>have you heard, the Seikaisuru Kado guy is writing the next Code Geass, and it's a yuri>that show with bad 3D and a sexy alien with powers who get cucked to death by heterosexuality?>Hey, don't spoil it, it's not even out yetDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Hey isn't a Turkey three strikes in a row?>Yeah >Well looks like in this case this show got a turkey!>So it's out?DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835672Kino
>>284835924>>One-Punch Man season three finally lets anime fans experience the manga without even having to read it!>>I hope they take a page out of Murata's book and retcon the whole thing!>>I wouldn't even take a panel out of Murata's book.>>But the animators took an entire season's worth!kek
>False advertisement really rattles my bones!>You seem quite shaken, what happened?>Momentary Lily was not momentary at all!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Y'know, I liked Godvalley, it was a good flashback. >Really? I heard Shakky ruined it. >Not as much as Garling ruined his own reputation. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284847551>Make sure it's not the Henson voices and not the modern ones.>so you're saying I shouldn't read it at all?DOHOHOHOHO
>>284836322>can't fully enjoy this thread because i barely interact with /a/ or even anime this yearyour fault. it's a blast. you may as well watch anime just for these threads
>So I heard that the little girl from Once Upon a Witch's Death needs a certain amount of tears of joy to not die>Well send her up here! I'm crying so many tears of joy now that her show is over!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284847758Nice. I was thinking on a variation of this joke earlier and couldn't put it together.
>The main character of Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon: My Trusted Companions Tried to Kill Me, but Thanks to the Gift of an Unlimited Gacha I Got LVL 9999 Friends and Am Out for Revenge on My Former Party Members and the World wants nothing but revenge against those who wronged him>I understand, so do I after listening to that title!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Dragon Ball Daima asks, “What if everyone was a kid?”>And the audience said, “Mentally, we already are.”>At least the animation’s gorgeous.>So is a museum gift shop. Still selling plastic crap.>Any stakes this time?>Sure! Will nostalgia finally finish them off?DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836758kek
>Yana, i haven't watched Twisted Wonderland yet.>Neither did I, tobosonestDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You know, Toujima from 'Toujima Tanzaburou wa Kamen Rider ni Naritai' puts in such a genuine effort to become like his beloved Kamen Rider.>If only the staff had done the same to make the show goodDOHOHOHOHO
>So I heard that the Little Miss Vampire Can't Suck right!>Here's the problem, her show sucks more!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284846855>>284847871I like how I can't even tell anymore if these are real titles. But it's a sad kind of like.
A part of me is just imagining all the characters from this year on a stage looking in utter disbelief at these two old farts making fun of them
>>284848084>then the camera pans over to Steve-O with a giant smile
>I think I'm beginning to make out a pattern.>Care to enlighten me?>Did you notice how we ridicule One-Punch Man more than any other series?>Oh, that's just because the entire show is nothing but One Punch-Line!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>the coming of age arc of Satomi in let's go karaoke was heartbreaking.>because Satomi loses both his childhood voice and the choir competition at the end?>no, because he's an adult at the end!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284848053Those are real titles. Unfortunately.
>>284848084>nanda, kono ojisan? eigo wakanai>[laugh track]
>I couldn't finish the new Yu-Gi-Oh! Anime>The 5 minutes shorts?>5 minutes too long. They made me fall asleep>Just like the real game!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>thread almost dead>Not a single Mao Mao jokeHer show is a masterpiece
>Of all the characters in CITY, Ecchan and Matsuri have to be the most baffling.>Because of their esoteric in-jokes?>Because they were sad Ecchan got to leave the show early!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOAs a follow-up:>Did you hear that CITY ended with a time machine being built to go back and undo mistakes?>So the show undid itself?>If only it did -- the machine blew up.>Too bad, because the show sure blew!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You remember the Spring season?>No>It had a bunch of shows with... bare bosoms>Bare bosoms?!>Yes, they drew everything... everything except an audienceDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You remember that trash show? It just went viral.>One Punch Man?>I mean Gachiakuta but You are 200% right.DOHOHOHOHO
>>284848687>Did you hear that the consort with a sad life in The Apothecary Diaries actually survived her execution?>I know that the show sure botched its execution!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOAnother:>Maomao sure went to a lot of trouble impressing those dignitaries>Too bad she never bothered to impress the audience!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284835708>Well, Sam, what did you think of Turkey?>It was the most flagrant false advertising I've ever seen in anime.>You thought it was going to be about bowling too, huh?>No, I thought it was going to be about my cousin.
>>284848687>>284849178Given how old they are, they would make Chairman Mao jokes and say Apothecary Diaries sounds like their monthly prescription list
>>284849314kek
>Y'know, Machu was truly a wonderful Gundam protagonist. >Really?>No!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
>What are your thoughts on The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You?>I really, really, really, really, really hate it.>A whopping 100 girlfriends! Can you imagine?>I can't even imagine a single person loving that utter dolt of a protagonist.>One of them pretends to be a cat.>I bet it's so that she could sleep through 70% of this trainwreck.>If nothing else, the premise is unique - if the protagonist turns down any of these girls, they are going to suffer a terrible fate!>Surely it can't be any worse than being in this show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>no final end-of-year post from OPHe didn't post one last year either.
>>284849627but he did >>284841094
>>284848732Works better if he says nipples, barbie boobs and lightbeam or hair blocks count as bare bosoms too
>>284836123>>284837324kek
>Gonzo? You actually put something out this year? We thought you were dead!>No, but I have hit a wall.
>Did you watch My Happy Marriage?>Of course not, you've never had one!>I'm referring to the eponymous anime.>You mean the one whose heroine apologises every five minutes?>So would I if I were in this show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Towa no Yuugure teaches us to never let those things anywhere near the internet>Do you mean AI?>No, women.DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Here's another mouthful - I May Be a Guild Receptionist, but I'll Solo Any Boss to Clock Out on Time.>The title is longer than the time I'm going to spend watching it!>If nothing else, it's informative.>And relatable. I would also slay a dragon with my bare hands to get out of this screening room as quickly as possible.DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
No Hibimeshi, nigga? Makes sense, only me and 7 other /a/nons watch that show. But what about Ave Mujica?
>>284835672I want to say I'm always glad you old codgers are here every year and I hope you don't stop
>>284839816Heh
I never seen OPM S3 nor go in the threads, but considering how ~1/3 of these are jabs at OPM, S3 must REALLY suck
>>284850133You too, have the ability to make jokes.
>So I've heard that the heroine of Gatherer's Adventures in Isekai is really smelly!>Yes, but the protagonist knows a cleaning spell that can instantly remove the stench>I wish he could've cast it on this stinker of a show!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284847329AI post
>>284849991Hehe good one
>I finally made my television debut this year in "I Got Married to the Girl I Hate Most in Class".>You were in an anime?>No, not the anime. I'm talking about the docu-series adapted from my memoirs.DOHOHOHOHO
>>284850133HibiMeshi was really popular around here. Now Utagoe? That one was actually watched by like 8 people.
>That Yor broad is a total lightweight!>I'd drink myself silly if I had to wait for another season full of nothing burgers>I'd drink just to forget about it!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>I'm still in disbelief that Suguri was a girl this whole time.>I'm in disbelief that Turkey was greenlit this whole time!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Jesus Christ, seeing all these hate bandwagoning and dogpiling on OPM just show how much of a sheep y'all anons are. Sad!
>>284836737This one's my favorite.
>>284847552>>284850351I genuinely can't tell what set off this lobotomite. That's probably for the better.
>I can't wait to see how the characters in Walpurgisnatch get butchered this time!>But you do have to wait because the studio butchered the schedule.DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>What in the world does "Fugukan" mean?>Apparently it means "Even Given the Worthless 'Appraiser' Class, I’m Actually the Strongest">Appraisers are worthless, huh? Bold of them to antagonise the critics right off the bat.>The main hero has the power to see a unique talent in everything.>He should try his own show. That'd stump him!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284850214Imagine if Toei gave the staff $5 to animate the newest most hype chapters of the Dragon Ball Super manga. It still looks worse than you're imagining
>>284835924>>284835935>>284835993>>284836050>>284836080>>284836123funny!
>>284835672finally! I love these threads anon.
>>284851011>But how are they butchering the characters?>They will take so long to finish animating the girls will sound like grannies!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>So I've watched this new anime called My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's.>Does it live up to its overlong name?>The only things assassinated there were good taste and my free time.>Was at least the main character remarkable?>He's a true master of stealth. Squint as hard as you may, his charisma and personality are completely imperceptible.>Does he at least get to murk any of the bad guys?>Believe it or not, he spends four episodes trying to decide whether he should kill the main villain.>You mean the scriptwriter? DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836050I have never seen Solo Leveling and I fucking hate the concept, so what does this have to do with pajeets?
>>284836391Sad
>>284851312I HAVE seen it and I still don't get it.
I love this site.
>That lad is really lucky to live with those three Mikadono sisters>One can act, one can do karate, and the other one is really good at board games!>Wait you said one can act?>Yeah you're right, none of them canDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Have you heard of a new high profile shonen? It's called Sakamoto Days.>What, multiple? I couldn't even sit through a single day of this disaster!>The main hero is an assassin who retired and got fat on snacks>Finally, a shonen hero worth aspiring to!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284847193Shut your bitch ass up, fool!
>Ah, Gentlemen! Performing your annual review of your Oriental Cartoons! I gather you were disappointed that Japan lost to China at the box office. Although of course neither could stand up to the might of Hollywood!>What are you talking about you dolt?>We don't care about that crud!>Did I not overhear you saying something about how Nezha 2 was terrible news for Demon Slayer?>Birdbrain! I was just telling him Infinity Castle was the start of a trilogy. The terrible news is we have to sit through a nezha two movies!
>They released a Summer Pockets anime this year and it adapted each route as a separate arc.>I wish they hadn't done that.>What? Would you rather they mixed all the routes together?>No, I would rather they hadn't released it at all.DOHOHOHOHOHO
>So I finally got around to watching I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level>Well?>It maxed out my interest about 300 seconds in!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836242lol
>So, did you watch Ranma ½?>That's precisely what I did. I watched ½ of it, and then I just couldn't bear any more of it and switched it off. What about you?>Don't remember - I was ½ asleep. What was it about?>It's about a cursed spring that transforms anyone who bathes there.>I wish we could force the writers there and transform them into good writers.>What's your final rating?>½ stars. Made for and by people with ½ a brain.DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284850707>retarded namefag is retarded
>>284848732>>284849693>Remember the Spring season?>No>It had a bunch of shows with more skin and nipples than usual.>Nipples? Like the old days?>Yes but now the bosoms are bigger.>And the budgets are smaller!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO>One or two even drew everything, if you know what I mean.>Drew everything?>Yes, they drew everything... everything except an audience!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>It looks like the One Piece manga is stuck in yet another never-ending flashback.>Really? That's incredible.>Incredible? Have you gone senile?>With how long the flashbacks last how could I not?DOHOHOHO>But really, I love it when they start a flashback.>You really have gone mad, what could you possibly love about them?>Well they inspire me to have my own never-ending flashback.>You can't be serious. What could you possibly want to flashback to?>A time when One Piece didn't exist.DOHOHOHO
>What does the title of 'Please Put Them On, Takamine-san' refer to?>Must either be blinds or earplugs. This is what I wanted to put on while watching this!>I really liked the heroine's power. If I were her, I would go back in time and slap myself before I sat down to watch this turkey!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>What dis the protagonist of 'I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!' do that was so evil?>He must've produced this show, I can't think of anything worse than that.>But every atrocity that he plans somehow turns out good in the end.>So he's the polar opposite of this show's animators!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284851021
>Have you seen "Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider?">Yeah. The balloon tits on every girl are a good metaphor for the show. >You mean how every character is fake and full of hot air? >No, I mean how I pop one at least once an episode.
>>284848413
>>284842066>For all its faults, Reze's movie had a very relatable female protagonist.>I know, I was also about the explode from the indignation at what I was watching.>No, I mean that she was a sleeper agent from the USSR and I spent the whole movie asleep!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>So have you seen that crazy new Necronomico no Cosmic Horror Show?>ChatGPT said:Necronomico and the Cosmic Horror Show (ネクロノミ子のコズミックホラーショウ, Nekuronomiko no Kozumikku Horā Shō) is an original Japanese anime television series produced by Cygames and animated by Studio Gokumi. The series aired from July 1 to September 16, 2025, on networks including Tokyo MX, Kansai TV, CBC, RKB, and BS NTV. It was directed by Masato Matsune and features series composition by Makoto Uezu, character designs by Hiroshi Kosuga based on original designs by Jiro Suzuki, and music composed by Evan Call. The opening theme song is "Kakushō-ron" (確証論; "Theory of Confirmation"), performed by the VTuber Ryushen, while the ending theme is "PANDORA feat. Noa (from Colorful Peach)" performed by Vell.>Translated by: CharlieDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>'There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover, Unless...' was one of the biggest anime of the year, they're saying yuri is finally hitting the big time>I'm not so sure about that>Why not?>Because there's no freaking way I could finish it!
>When you think about it Digimon Beatbreak really is a perfect title.>Oh, how so?>After I watch it I'm beat and I need a break!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284853985my sides
>>284835672Oh thank God I was worried you were dead anon
>>284853985That first episode was a wild ride
>>284835672like hers chit chat
We're approaching sensible chuckle levels I never thought possible! Good job this year. And OPM is apparently the worst thing this year.
>>284842331Lol
>>284854530No, OPM is not the worst, it's just low-hanging fruit which is why every talentless anon took a stab at it. I didn't watch OPM by the way.
>>284835672>Boy that kid Jabber's a real mean predator.>So, you gonna call this kid Jabberjaw from now on?>Well, I was gonna call him Jabber Claws, but considering that show Jabberjaw was trash, fits him well.>No, I like Jabber Claws better. He got no bite!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
>>284844618kek underrated, even the fucking supposedly Californian VA could barely speak english
>>284835924KEKAROOOO
>>284854560>Hey Statler, did you hear that now you don't even have to watch a show to know that it's not the worst?>Makes sense. I've never seen an isekai but I know that it's not the best!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284836597AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Not sure what the production committee was thinking making another season of 7th prince, I couldn't even get through the first prince.>Oh don't be so negative, what's wrong with a show about witnessing the depths of sorcery?>Just the magical fact the show has no depth and the only spell I know to stop witnessing it is my remote!doho
>>284847193No wonder OP posted this later than usual. He can't come up with better jokes!
>>284835672>Retrospective Christ, this word is everywhere on youtube.
>>284854851Well that's only natural, there aren't any jokes better than 2025's anime industry.
>>284854865I think that's been the title of this thread ever since it began years ago, though.
>Did you watch Bad Girl?>Yep, but I was very disappointed. Misleading title and misleading synopsis.>Maybe they accidentally put the review in the titleDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Where is my Kengan Omega one?
>>284855049This "thread" is about "anime," "me." "That time" has not yet "arrived" for "Kengan Omega."
>>284854945DOHOHOHOHO!
>>284849548lol
>>284836764kek underrated
>This year I watched The Silent Witch>Well, was she silent?>Yes, because I turned the TV offDOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>You know, the original Japanese title of CITY is much more accurate than the English translation>Really? What do they call it over there?>"Shitty"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
OPM was the low-hanging fruit this time
>>284853985Holy fuck lol
>>284851599>>284852048>>284853806>>284854103funny
>The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil aired this year right?>Regrettably.>You didn't like how foolish the main character was? >No, I don't like that they "danced" around the fact the devil is supposed to be in the details instead of in a magical shock collar. >Maybe the show would have been higher quality if the put collars on the staff instead!>DOHOHOHOHO~
>>284856577>The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil aired this year right?Uhh, no?
>Did you watch "See you tomorrow at the food court"?>No, what was it about?>A couple of girls who sit around talking about stuff>That sounds awful, who would want that!?>Not the anime staff, that's why they only made six episodes!Dohohoho>Six too many if you ask me!DOHOHOHOHO
>>284856772Oh wow my sense of time is all messed up, I swear that was this year not last.
>>284856819;.; 6 too few
>>284836242Best one so far.
>>284853985kek
>I thought I'd try watching something shorter so I binge-watched that new Imageworks show last night>Oh boy, how was it?>Appropriately titled.>Why?>After finishing it I could see the staff asking me to "Please Forget that Night!"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>So Hanako-kun finally ended this year.>I saw that!>What did you think of it?>Oh, I didn't watch it. I could see it was over from how dead the threads were!DOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!
>I'm confused, I thought there weren't any major unions in the anime industry.>Unions? Where are you seeing unions?>Well how else do you explain that there's gonna be a sixteenth season of Yami Shibai next year!DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284857229Hey, at least there was a regular thread!
>>284857229Missed a chance to say the threads were deader than Hanako-kun
>>284835672Reddit
>Y'know I've never been much of a Baseball fan... But there was something nostalgic about Ballpark de Tsukamaete.>Was it the feeling of showing up every day to see something disappointing?>No, no, it was the old Baseball Songs... specifically the parts where I'd sing "Take me out!" and "I don't care if I ever come back!"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>284857472That goes in the name field, anon.
i don't get it because i didn't watch any new anime in 2025
Not going to sugarcoat it anons.. this year thread sucks with little originality and recycled humor.
