>tryhard edgelord hellbent on killing his brother>act like you're somehow above Naruto >Naruto beats Neji>Naruto has to come and save you against Gaara whom he proceeds to beat as well>Naruto fights with Jiraiya and Tsunade to defeat Orochimaru >Even your own brother who you're obsessed with, tells you he doesn't give a fuck about you and is only there for NarutoIt's hilarious to look back on how mindbroken Shitsuke must've been by the end of Part 1.
Why didn't Itachi just take Sasuke and flee the village instead of genociding his entire clan like a retard?
>>284870931>It's hilarious to look back on how mindbroken Shitsuke must've been by the end of Part 1.Well, yeah, that's the point. His retarded peasant rival completely eclipsing him within a year made him risk joining up with a ninja terrorist pedophile for POWER worth it.>>284871437Because retcon.
Might Guy was the only good sensei and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Everyone else was laughably incompetent, including the fan favorite Copykashi who didn't do jack shit to help his students except showing Sasuke how to chidori that one time. Meanwhile Guy shaped a talentless crybaby into roided murder machine.
>>284870931and when they fight on the roof and Kakashi saves his life
Sasuke was the best part of Naruto and carried the series. Cope.
>>284871437Because he cared about the village first, clan second. He killed them bc he believed that a coup wouldn't succeed, would result in far more dead, and would result in other villages invading to take advantage of the chaos
>>284870931>act like you're somehow above NarutoHe was.
>>284872000It's still funny tho
>>284871437Because he cared about his village more than his clan and didn't want a coup to destabilize the village. Stop being a speedreading faggot.>>284871573Dumbass
>>284872162>Because he cared about his village more than his clan and didn't want a coup to destabilize the village.Their coup wouldn't destabilize shit. The entire clan died in one night at the hands a 13 year old boy.
>>284870931He did nothing wrong. Naruto and Sakura never once considered his feeling and keep forcing themselves onto him.
>>284872000Uchihas are the worst thing about this series and only braindead retards like you think they were good.
>>284870931kill yourself narutard
>>28487093120 years later and Narutards are still assblasted that their beloved MC got mogged by Sasuke in classic.Get over it.
>>284872456reread the post lil bro, Troonsuke wasn't mogging anyone
>>284870931t. seething nardo self inserter
>>284872181>Their coup wouldn't destabilize shitYes it would you dumbfuck speedreader>The entire clan died in one night at the hands a 13 year old boyObito helped in the massacre you speedreading faggot.
>>284872704Oh I'm sorry, they died to TWO 13 year old boys. And Danzo thought one was enough.They were never a threat to anyone.
>>284872162Man, if you think Itachi secretly being a good guy wasn't the mother of all retcons, you're the biggest dumbass in this thread.
>Uchiha coup would make the Leaf an easy target for invasion>losing the strongest clan of the Leaf and yet nothing happened>Chuunin exams arc which both The Leaf and Sand lost their Kages with the Hidden Leaf suffering major damage >no invasionThe threat of invasion from other villages was always a copout.
>>284870931Sasuke was a traitor.
>>284870931Literally was there even a point to Sasuke's character the moment Pain destroyed the Hidden Leaf?
>>284872063>>284872162So Itachi was the ultimate zogbot?
>>284870931Rewatch the early arcs. Sasuke was the only one who didn't treat Narudo as a joke
>>284873667They even kissed
>>284873667>rewatchYou mean reread? You really didn't advise someone to WATCH something they could READ in 1/10 of the time, right?
>>284873667Only because he was forced to work with him and after getting his Chidori hardmogged by Rasengan.
>>284872432tpbp
>>284873829Woah . . I never considered READing anon. Thank you
>>284873841his chidori was stronger than the rasengan when they fought in the end.
>>284873952You're welcome. I look out for my fellow anons.
Danzo was a hero
>>284873667I actually reread part 1, Chunin exam all the way to the rescue Sasuke mission was peak Naruto
>>284874613.........of doing evil actions
>>284873841Nah, Chidori and Rasengan was always equal..Sasuke just didn't know how the jutsu science works.
All of Sasuke's wins after Gaara are due to plot
I get so emotional reading this manga bros. Kishi is so good at hitting people in the feels.
>>284875780Watching him and his glazer groupies get clapped by Bee was one of the most satisfying moments in Naruto
>>284875566Rasengan is equal to Raikiri. Chidori is a joke that couldn't even save Rin or Obito. Kakashi only taught it to him because he wanted Team 7 to deliver pizza. Naruto and Sakura got real training in the village, Sasuke literally had to defect. He had no other choice.
>>284875878absolutely
>>284875878It was overdue. He got too cocky from the Deidara and Itachi fights.
>>284875878when you look at the big picture sasuke has a downright comical amount of dunking done to him>itachi columbining his family and then tsukiyoming sasuke for lulz>enduring this blonde moron being his equal while making a complete fool of himself>after he started to actually appreciate the orange jumpsuit fool even though he'd never openly admit it, itachi 2.0>'you don't interest me at the moment' *ten thousand days of mindrape*>joins orochimaru, starts to maybe find his own footing with his new team>gets styled on by a terrible rapper so badly its difficult to put into words>all the while, his sole reason for living eludes him>until he finally catches itachi, only to find out itachi did what he did fOr ThE lEaF and he also loved sasuke dearly :)no wonder he went insane after that, i've seen auschwitz prisoners with happier lives than him
>>284876049>his one win was against someone he was a perfect counter for
>>284871573Naruto isn’t a peasant, he’s the son of the hokage.He did grow up socially retarded because everyone ostracized him. But that’s not the same as being a peasant.
>>284876049Don't forget the Orochimaru fight>beats Orochimaru but admits it was only because he was sick and couldn't use any real jutsu>beats the person he hard counters but through asspull reverse summon>"wins" against a dying Itachi who wasn't really trying to kill himHonestly him thinking so highly of himself after that is just ridiculous. I'd be counting my blessings after 3 "victories" like that
>>284876615That was a retcon, and it makes the entire village look like complete idiots, like, actual drooling retards. He's the son of the 4th hokage, but he lives in a moldy apartment and everyone just treats him like dirt. Like everyone forgot the Hokage's sacrifice because omgz muh bijuu what if the nine tails attacks us again. Minato shouldn't have done shit for them, he should have just let them die, same with Itachi and anyone else who wrongfully stuck their neck out for this dumbass village.
>>284871437It would have been unconscionable to leave a war behind them if he could prevent it.
>>284876615Ninjas in the leaf live in run down apartments. Even Asuma let's Kurenai lives like a single mom. Sasuke got his weapons from a rundown shop. I think Amekagure looks clean.
>>284876944Even his "victory' against Team 7 was everyone holding back because they didn't want to hurt him and Naruto already winded from fighting Orochimaru
>that one Infinite Tsukuyomi filler where Minato stops the Uchiha purge from happening>Sasuke still turns out the same, with an added layer of daddy issues
The Perfect Transformation
>>284876615>Naruto isn’t a peasant, he’s the son of the hokage.Anon, Sasuke and pretty much everyone else who weren't close with Minato don't learn this until the war. Kid Sasuke didn't even fully understand about Kurama until their reunion in Shippuden. He just thought his loudmouth rival who came from nothing was surpassing a genius from a prestigious clan like him and it drove him insane.
>>284877911By that logic, Bee's win over Sasuke was due to Sasuke losing Orochimaru's power and chakra and being tired from the Itachi fight. >Naruto already windedHoly fuck, you're retarded.
>>284878267This never made sense to me, how do people just not know? Naruto's birth wasn't a secret since Kushina was walking around pregnant, and even if they somehow faked his death in records they should've chosen a less conspicuous last name than Uzumaki. Unless leaf villagers are truly such stupid motherfuckers they bought the story of Minato finding some completely random blonde haired baby from a dead clan who is definitely not his child and sealed a demon inside it for funsies.
>>284878419supreme fucking cope
>puppet body active, with poison whip rope and propeller blades, and water/fire jet canons>third kazekage with iron sand active>100 red puppetsHow overwhelming would this be to the high level ninja. We've already seen he can control the 100 red puppets at once, what's adding on the kazekage and himself to the mix.
>>284872875>The threat of invasion from other villages was always a copout.I suppose Kishi could use that to explain where all the jonin where during the war, securing a perimeter to prevent spies from relaying intel or test attacks from other villages. And yeah some of them were dealing with the Sand and Sound, but that'd explain how Naruto had time to solo the biggest threat in Gaara too.
>>284878433The super late in story explanation was that the third hokage was suppressing the information because it would make Naruto a target. Definitely requires a lot of suspension of disbelief that the villagers wouldn't just gossip about it among themselves in bars over the years or something, though.
>>284871820he didn't give a single fuck about ⅔ of his students.
Don't you motherfuckers ever get tired of always having a shitty fucking Naruto thread up at all times? God damn. I hate you all.
I beg you raikage-sama.... you can even have hinata, just spare my terrorist boyfriend....
>>284879198He had 3 students?
>>284879000Did bro really transfer his soul inside interchangeable piss jar and not think to make emergency exit puppet?
I self insert ad Gaara.
>>284879201>Don't you motherfuckers ever get tired of always having a shitty fucking Naruto thread up at all times? God damn. I hate you all.
>>284875898Raikiri is just a nickname for the Chidori because of a legend of Kakashi using it to cut a bolt of lightning. it's the same move. It's like if Minato had once used the Rasengan to supposedly stop a tornado, causing people to call it the Tornado Killer.
>>284879239You're a malnourished manlet with no eyebrows and an autistic tatttoo?
>>284879239Based
>>284879249???
>Shitty daily thread finally dies>There's another fucking thread in the catalogKishimoto should've never written this shit.
>>284875872It's a shitty fucking manga. Kishimoto ruined my life.
>>284879331Hokage dattebayo!
>>284879426Fuck off.
>>284871820Good think that Tenten gained so much from his instruction like.....
>>284879510Who the fuck is "Tenten"
>>284879527The one Temari snapped over her fan like Bane.
>>284879595Tayuya?
>>284879629Nah, she dropped a tree on that one.
>>284879666I don't see anything, just the sand cunt standing there like the smug bitch she is.
>>284872432Sorry unc, your time is over, go start a family with your broke white ahh. /a/ is a zoomer board now.
>>284873248Muh will of fire
It would actually be better for everyone if Naruto was banned in all boards.
What a shitty fucking thread.
>>284871437He's brainwashed
>>284879201Nobody ever says this shit about Dragon Ball, a series that's been finished for 30+ years
>>284879201>Nooo why are you talking about one of the most popular and beloved manga of all time? I'm literally shaking!
>>284880795I don't give a single fuck about your spic garbage.
>>284880806Naruto threads are the shittiest thing about this godforsaken website and I've been suffering them every single day for two years.
>>284879851Oops, meant to post this in the Kengan Omega thread, my bad.
>>284880823Not our problem that you're too stupid to know how to hide threads you don't like.
I'm sensing yet another GODruto induced melty
>>284880837I will see those goddamn daily faggot threads through to the end, and I will not read a single chapter. Fuck this manga. Kishimoto ruined my life.
>>284880860Complaining here is useless. You gotta go to Japan and deal with Kishimoto yourself.
>>284880860How did he do it? How did he destroy you mentally this hard?
>>284880889He should've never written this shitshow.
>>284880926Kill yourself disgusting homosexual.
>>284872875Not saying it's well-constructed, but losing their kage is why the elders immediately tried to force Jiraiya into Hokage/sent him out for Tsunade. They needed another kage-level to fill the void. Similarly, it's why Sasuke rescue was just genin, since they couldn't risk sending out jonin (stupid but). It's also the excuse Sand used to not send a big force after Gaara (obviously bs but)
>>284881738How come there was nobody from Kakashi generation to fill that role and they had to dig up boomers?
>>284880926>Sakon was the warehouse faggot all alongNot really surprised desu
>>284870931Naruto's inborn infinite chakra was a way bigger 'cheat' than the sharingan until the mangekyou sharingan (and it's arguably still way better than mangekyou) and he had the fox demon to bail him out on top of that.Naruto beat Neiji and Gaara only because of the fox. I unironically think his win vs Neiji should be classified as cheating.Sasuke was winning against Gaara until he activated his infinite regen and inifinite mana tailed beast bullshit. Normal person vs a tailed beast user is like featherweight vs heavyweight in boxing, you need to be much much much better to even stand a chance.
>>284882142The entire exam was bullshit, and I wish it was Sakura vs Gaara match just to drive the point home.
>>284882095Not even the same file name btw.
>>284879851Could be worse. At least there are no shipping arguments yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXIXAAtPcQ
>>284882262Your point being?
>>284882551Sakon is clearly intentionally using the picture for mockery, fucking this is a slip up while he keeps posting it is just childish thinking.
>>284882641*thinking thisNot sure how i messed this up, shouldn't type while eating.
>yo kushina check out this kickass rasengan
>>284879331Spamming the daily threads to bump limit doesn't mean there won't be other threads, retard.
Naruto is such a good manga. I'm grateful to Kishimoto for enhancing my life
Built for uchiha and uzumaki plapping
>>284883390>and UzumakiFrom Karin?
>>284883390Itachi and Nagato?
>>284883390Aww yea sauce and nard frotting inside sakuras tight ass while locking eyes now thats a real bro to bro moment.
>>284879219This was seriously pathetic. Nice "hero"
>>284883390Imagine the braaps and dumps she takes,she over eats desert.
>>284870931>It's hilarious to look back on how mindbroken Shitsuke must've been by the end of Part 1.All of that is just "guy on my team is progressing better and my brother wants to kill him". That's it. Literally there's nothing there to "mindbreak" Sasuke unless you stretch it.
>>284870931but gayruto still wanted to suck his dick
Neji would stomp Sasuke btw.
>>284884497He saw his parents die 50 thousand times.
>>284882142Naruto's chakra in Part 1 is the equivalent of a child having a million dollars in inheritance but he cant use any of it until he turns 18.
>>284884648Someone did the maths and it's 750 000 times actually
>>284879219Genuinely wtf was the point of this? Did the Pain arc make Naruto look too good, so they had to humiliate him as hard as possible by having him get his ass beat by the cloud girl, making him beseech the raikage to not kill his terrorist friend, and finish it all off with him getting a heart attack after his begging didn't work? Was this supposed to make Naruto look more likable or something?
>>284884719No wonder he went insane over the course of the series.
Thanks Kishi-sama
>>284884753It's supposed to show Naruto sticking to his moral principles, but because Kishi is a terrible writer, Naruto is just self-righteous and retarded.
>>284884753Part 2 has a clear narrative that at a certain point, Naruto's obsession with Sasuke is incoherent and illogical. Almost everyone around him just wanted to either kill Sasuke or ignore him forever, but Naruto wouldn't let that happen. Then you find out about the Indra and Asura plot and realize that Naruto never really had a choice. The obsession was carved into his soul. You are meant to ask, "what the fuck is wrong with this kid" at a certain point during Shippuden.
>>284884805>Thanks Kishi-samaKishimoto ruined my life.
>>284880926God this bunny is so CUTE.
>>284885000Kill yourself.
>>284884753It's not a humiliation, Naruto's growing empathy to Sasuke's shitty hand in life and abject horror towards his self-destructive behavior, along with prioritizing his wellbeing over his own ambitions is the emotional core of the series. Yes Naruto will throw away his dignity because that's nothing compared to Sasuke throwing his life away in the Haku fight.
>>284884462Tf is a pink pisser
Naruto should have turned into a girl and have sex with sasuke and made kids with him
>>284885121I'm surrounded by fucking newfags and retards.
>>284885121Something a gay Australian made up, and because he has no theory of mind he believes everyone shares his pedo fanfictions.
>>284872376
>>284884753>Was this supposed to make Naruto look more likableKishi probably expect people to think >Look at how much he cares about Sasuke! Isn't their friendship beautiful?So, yes.
>>284885169Did she piss herself out of fear this panel ???
>>284885508>out of fearAt other times she does it because she likes it too. Filthy pink degenerate.
And let's not forget:Disgusting piss fetishist.
>>284885508Sasuke and Sakura are more similar than i thought then.
>>284885508bitchnata would have pissed the entire forest
>>284885694Both are disgusting.
>>284885628why does his piss sound like metal striking metal?
>>284885058This doesn't hold any water when you consider Sasuke chose to join up with a terrorist organization twice and is clearly too far gone. Naruto just comes off as pathetic and obsessed.
>>284885716Orochimaru's drugs.
>>284885716>second strongestit is implied that he was as strong (if not stronger) according to their final fight, which was almost a tie if not a winsorry I meant her
>>284871437Unironically, and the universal truth, is just a retcon
>>284885628He didn’t piss himself he shit his pants
>>284885817>>284885628Kill yourselves.
>>284885774>herYou have to be more specific
>>284885774sasuke would have won if he just absorbed naruto's dual giga rasengan with his rinnegan power
>>284885716Sasuke was stronger than Naruto in the final fight. It was a tie because Naruto is like a water pokemon to Sasuke's fire pokemon, being immune to illusions, amaterasu etc.
>>284870931Somebody post "that" pasta. You know the one.
>>284885847amaterasu and katons techniques are a fucking joke in this series, never do anything
>>284885058Part I Naruto knows Orochimaru will use his as a puppet. He's not opposed to Sasuke get even with his brother, just opposed to trading his life for a power up to kill Itachi. He's proven right when Orochimaru frees himself from Sasuke and needs Itachi to purge snake man
>>284885817That's not any better
>>284885843Those had sage chakra.
>>284885963and?
>>284872875This was such a glaring error that they had to use filler to actually show the other villages trying to take advantage of the situation.Filler > Kishimoto's actual writing.
>>284885894He's not proven right lol. Sasuke was at no point Oro's puppet.He pretended to be obedient and then backstabbed him at his weakest moment.Oro came out when Sasuke reached peak exhaustion but then got immediately killed before we could even understand what exactly was going on.Also the story itself proved that the decision to leave Konoha and go to Oro was objectiely correct considering how much stronger he became over the timeskip compared to Naruto and konoha proved completely incompetent when dealing with Itachi.
>>284884753It's a Japanese artist thing. They all have a schizophrenic breakdown at one point or another in their career and end up drawing some variation of black bastards cucking/raping their creations.
There was nobody shafted harder than Shino in part 2. He never got even a single signature moment and then he got turned into this at the end of the series. It unironically should have been him that defeated Deidara or Kakuzu.
>>284886080cucksayama would have had the perfect manga if he didn't make that shitty end
>>284886115Shippuden confirmed Shino is absolutely packing.
>>284885628That would be his third or fourth time, especially with the post above you , the other time was when naruto was fighting garaa and he transformed Bunta into the fox.Safe to say Naruto is not a pussy.
>>284886216Then Naruto hallucinates that the guy with the biggest dick in the room is Sasuke.
Pisskura thread?
>''what's that?''>''a sample of Sakura's piss''>''we can use this to lure out Team 7 from hiding''
the borutard is spamming his shitty "memes" again
>>284886005Sasuke never acted obedient. Both Kabuto and Orochimaru had to bust out the medicine to stop Sasuke from destroying the lair. Orochimaru acted like a single parent who had to take his son hunting. He only got Sasuke because Tsunade was too drunk to go after him or too stingy to send jonins
>>284886005>Also the story itself proved that the decision to leave Konoha and go to Oro was objectiely correct considering how much stronger he became over the timeskip compared to Naruto and konoha proved completely incompetent when dealing with Itachi.1. Itachi won the fight in the end and was holding back2. Orochimaru was going to take over his body anyway even if he killed Itachi
>>284882142I read the manga and the Third Hokage was totally okay with children killing each other and supported Hinata building a trap that killed her countrymen. Hayate fired Sakura and Ino for having a flashback in the middle of a fight. He have Orochimaru's victim the forest of death and hated Tsunade having health care cause it would waste killing potential
>>284885418Never ask what Clan Second Hokages wife is from.
>>284886713Husband*
>>284886723(female)
>>284885979Nature energy can't be absorbed.
>>284886737How mistaken you are.
>>284886713the unknown Namikaze clan
>>284886115He did that one jutsu against the mini juubi.
>>284886647Itachi threw the fight because he didn't want to get killed by an idiot shouting Rasengan, or Rasenshuriken.
>>284886741It can, just not safely. Unless Sasuke wants to turn into a frog statue
>>284885841You realize these are both men?
>>284886216This is just more confirmation that Sai was right and Naruto has a tiny dick.
>>284886949Debateable
>>284886797Or a statue.
>>284884772at some point you'd become numb to it.
>>284884719it was just a older brother prank
Major Boruto leak dropped Sakura will be absorbed by the shinju tree at some point in the story ,one person leaked a panel of shinju sakura
>>284887683Nobody gives a fuck, retarded nigger.
>>284887683>BorutoI refuse to read it because the artstyle makes me sick
>>284887683Kill yourself.
These Naruto fans seem oblivious to reality. Their beloved knucklehead ninja will never be the same again. This story focuses on aspects that no longer reflect the values of Naruto's golden age, and even though I don't like it as much as you do, l accept it. I accept that the Naruto era has truly ended, and that sounds awful to many. But it's actually a realistic and accurate perspective; it clarifies the true nature of time, and at least for me, it was an educational experience. I learned to let go of things and not cling to them. If someone else believes that dreams are eternal and there is no end, I'm afraid they're living in a fantasy.
>>284888172Go fuck a tree, Neji. Weren't you dead or something?
>>284870931Sasuke was never meant to be a rival but editor and fujoshis forced Kishi to powerup the Uchiha clan.
oh god since when did this faggot get released from his rangeban what the hell happened
>>284888614It disappeared for no reason and I'm pretty angry about it. I've been working hard to get it back, I want a permanent one.
We love Sakuras delicious fluids here
>>284887683That's fake.
>>284887683>Leaks>Nearly a month earlyBait or retard?
>>284887683You can tell it's real cause of the low quality
>>284889767Anon, Ikemoto takes like a week or two to finish THE COVER and i really doubt he was drawing during christmas.
>>284889884Anon, come on. It was a joke
>>284885508No. Sasjeet just hallucinates piss puddles after seeing them outside for so long.
>>284889901I just wanted to remind people how lazily incompetent Ikemoto is desu.
>>284870931>It's hilarious...yes it's hilarious how there are still NPCs with no inner voice/ability to think critically who watch Naruto. I thought you kids only watch JJK/KnY/MHA nowadays.
>>284889923>Sees manga panel posted>Proceeds to deny the author's drawingsNever change you stupid fucking dailyfaggotry reader.
I love Sakura
>>284890389Kill yourself pinkpisser.
>>284890397
fuzakeruna sakura-chan
>>284890473Fuck off.
>>284890389...'s piss
>>284879686>the terminally online samenigger is spamming even in here
>>284872432lmao how moot or rapeape fired modcats ass so hardfuck em
this thread smells like a john
>>284872432based
Bump
>>284872376Kys self inserter.
>>284890051there's no piss, freak.
>>284890389baste
>>284892356It's a subtle thing done by Kishimoto since they were just talking about piss a few scenes before Sakura unloads her bladder
>>284892532Exhibit P
Holy hell, has Jeetsuke been melting down for 24+ hours?
>>284892532>>284892566I hate this bitch so much it's unreal.
you can hate her all you want when the australian police throw you in prison
>>284892499Kill yourself pinkpisser.
I used to think Sakura was the worst character ever, but recently I've grown more sympathetic of Sakurafags and their struggles.
>>284892842What struggles? Not knowing how to use a toilet? Kill yourself you stupid faggot.
>>284892874>The aussie fantasizes about 12 year olds wetting themselves while he himself pleads for the kangaroo cops to not bust his door down and arrest him
>>284888725Fucking hypocrite shes the biggest horny gurning depraved bitch out there.
>>284892922>Pinkpiss>HypocriteNooo.... Say it ain't so..........
Every time I see a Naruto-related thread with loads of posts I immediately it's the schizo samefagging and/or chimping out and it's always the case.
>>284879000>serious red head killer twink with mommy and daddy issueshe had so much more potential, same with the jinchuuriki, i like the brown tomboy one
>>284893066I never hated Sakura, but I pretty much don't even associate the usual haters with this weirdo because he's clearly some pedo (a genuine one) projecting his mental instability on this franchise and has a parasocial relationship with with it.
>>284893157The reason he probably revealed himself after months of pretending to be unable to post and losing his shit like this because he knows he might be getting prison time soon and is just doing some "last hurrah".
>>284893115Sakurachads are not into Hyugas
>>284893267>SuitonFucking Kishi. Thinks he's a comedian.
>>284886741Yes it can, the pains absorbed naruto's rasen shuriken without any issue.
>>284893266his current meltdown should be satisfying on paper but i’ll be real with you guys, it actually just unsettles me instead dude acts like a man that knows he’s living on borrowed time but he does it in such a way that i feel disturbed that i live on the same planet as this thing
>>284893293It's just a balanced teamNaruto wind, Sasuke with fire+lightning, Sakura gets the last 2
>>284893384She does nothing with it. NOTHING. She's useless, might as well have Tonton for a teammate. Still pink but at least she's not a waste of oxygen.
>>284879201Go tell that to the other ninja thread on the catalog, that has way less to work with but they're trucking along effortlessly.
schizoposter replying to himself again
>>284893347Probably because it's pretty evident he's going to be arrested for more than just lolicon in Australia. I'm very certain he's the real thing. He basically confessed via his personas when he tried to implicate the original OP of the daily.
>>284893416She does SOMETHING with it
>>284893468>That face he's making
Get cucked fucker
>>284892566>>284892532She never pisses. You just have a weird fetish and jerk off to the idea.
>>284893516Why do you ignore real panels? >>284885169
When Rajsuke gets arrested I’m expecting the iphonetoddler making constant spam and ship threads to “mysteriously” disappear too
>>284893532There's no piss in that panel. Just in your fantasies.
>>284893532Do you ever realize how much of a stereotype you look like being obsessed with bodily waste?
>>284893550>Unironically being blindOh, my bad>>284893556Kishimoto drew that not me, I think she's disgusting for it.
>>284893574>Kishimoto drew that not me, I think she's disgusting for it.Bro, you are so obsessed with bodily waste you hallucinate it in places where it isn't. A complete stereotype.
>>284893629Fine, I'll pretend to be retarded for a second. There's still >>284885612
>>284893574Ok I concede you were right. That is piss which means Sasuke pissed himself as well
>>284893720Except he's literally shown throwing up. Why are you being an idiot on purpose?
>>284893720sasuke boutta wear yellow instead of white
How would they’re relationship play out
>>284893782It wouldn't. She's a cunt and she deserves nothing.
>>284893293Water release for pisskura sounds about right
>>284893815That's why I said he think's he's a comedian. He unironically think's he's fucking funny.
>>284893782In divorce.
>>284893835>think'sHoly brain fart. That's how bad Kishi pisses me off (pun intended).
>>284893782Both thinking of Sasuke and just tolerating eachother as the only sasukefags in the village, same as all of shippuden.
>>284893975>Homosexuality>Pink rapistDisgusting picture. Kill yourself.
>>284893782Not as bad as one might think
>>284894131Fuck off
>>284894131Doubt it sasjeet
One of these salads was drawn by an anonymous user from these very threads. The other is official art from Boruto as drawn by Ikemoto himself. Can you guess which is which?
>>284893733The evidence is right there in the panel I posted. He pisses himself just like his future wife. Pissuke
>>284893782A lot of Stress and sex
>>284886741Pain absorbs Sage Jutsu effortlessly. He just can't absorb Nature Energy directly from SM Naruto since he can control how much he's giving up unlike Sage Jutsus which are already perfectly balanced. Besides, Sasuke is used to Nature Energy from the Oro Curse Mark anyway.
>>284894341Ikemoto's artstyle is just straight up unappealing. No idea why Kishimoto would trust this dude with his baby.
>every Uchihawank complaint originated from Itachi>MS>Susanoo>IzanamiWhy does he get a pass while Sasuke and Madara don't?
>>284894790japanese clint eastwood makes people wet
>>284894341Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off.
>>284894341I give a shit. Celibacy on.
>>284894790He doesnt pass.
>>284895014Kill yourself.
>>284870931Sauske really is a shitty person and is totally irredeemable. It's retarded Naruto went so far for his sake, its incredibly autistic. If the series was serious Naruto should've realised being Hokage means a commitment to the village and not his boy crush that he was friends with when was 12 years old for 2 months and just straight up killed Sauske
>>284895014Live forever.
>>284895055>and just straight up killed SauskeAs if he could, nigger.
>>284895086Sup, SHITsuke
>>284895031Till this day, Sasuke gets shitted on for "asspulls".And Itachi gets a pass.
>>284882142If we really want to judge Naruto and Sasuke without outside help, it'll just be Uzumaki chakra vs base 3 tomoe Sharingan.Some help would be Sage Mode and Mangekyo Sharingan. Mangekyo Sharingan is stronger overall due to Susanoo's BS. Naruto needs Kurama for Genjutsu immunity too.
>>284895409>Mangekyo Sharingan is stronger overall due to Susanoo's BSSage Naruto would destroy MS Sasuke. Sasuke needs EMS to stand a chance. MS Susano is the small version, not the perfect bullshit one.
It sucks that no matter how much an ordinary person trains, they would never get a cool battle avatar like this
>>284895422MS Sasuke caught up with Raikage's speed in the summit.Freaking Kirin couldn't go through armored Susanoo and you expect Rasenshuriken to go through it?MS Sasuke's main move is Amaterasu which Naruto can't counter without Kurama cloak.
>>284895506>conveniently gets a Chakra mecha so Amaterasu can't 1 shot it like it did with BeeKek
>>284895528>MS Sasuke caught up with Raikage's speed in the summit.Not really. he landed one counter with Sharingan precog but he was obviously slower, and the counter did nothing. A Sage Naruto clone actually defeated the previous Raikage using a more elaborate counter.>Freaking Kirin couldn't go through armored Susanoo and you expect Rasenshuriken to go through it?Sasuke's Susanoo was getting beaten up by Danzo's fuuton.Itachi is immune because of Yata Shield.>MS Sasuke's main move is Amaterasu which Naruto can't counter without Kurama cloak.Sage mode precog, clones and summons. Everyone in the room knew when Sasuke was about to use Amaterasu and could prepare themselves for it, explicitly so. Meanwhile Naruto could end Sasuke with anything he has, a simple frog punch could fuck him up.
>>284895506Why does shonen always start out with emphasis on hard work being the key to attaining all your dreams, and then somewhere halfway it completely contradicts itself with destiny and the chosen one tropes? This shit is actually pretty damn black(zetsu)pilling actually.
>>284895583>Not really. he landed one counter with Sharingan precog but he was obviously slower, and the counter did nothing. A Sage Naruto clone actually defeated the previous Raikage using a more elaborate counter.He caught up with V2 Ay in the summit. And did nothing? Raikage couldn't touch him due to his Amaterasu covered Susanoo.The fight with the previous Raikage is a Naruto with Kurama. We're talking no outside sources so no Kurama or EMS.>Sasuke's Susanoo was getting beaten up by Danzo's fuuton.Danzo's Fuuton+his summon.>Itachi is immune because of Yata Shield.If it's immune, Itachi wouldn't be lying face first, blind and with his cloak gone.>Sage mode precog, clones and summons. Everyone in the room knew when Sasuke was about to use Amaterasu and could prepare themselves for it, explicitly so. Meanwhile Naruto could end Sasuke with anything he has, a simple frog punch could fuck him up.Naruto is slow. Just because you can see the future doesn't mean you can counter.Summons get 1 shotted by Amaterasu.You're downplaying Sasuke by saying he gets one-shotted. Basic Susanoo is still bullshit strong and Amaterasu may be written like shit but it one-shots anything slower.Sage Naruto runs out of Sage chakra faster than Sasuke's chakra from spamming Amaterasu and Susanoo.
>>284895552i love my wife sakura uchiha so much...
>>284893782Too realistic. Sakura and Naruto were based off the author's wife and him. Hinata was a traditional waifu meme in Japan.
>>284895909>He caught up with V2 Ay in the summitHe landed on Chidori during a straight clash, as a counter. That's all he could do, he spent the rest of the fight hiding in Susano.>Raikage couldn't touch him due to his Amaterasu covered SusanooYes. Camping in Susano is MS Sasuke's meta. It's not enough against Sage Naruto though.>The fight with the previous Raikage is a Naruto with Kurama. Sage clone did it alone>Danzo's Fuuton+his summon.That's the attack that did the most damage but you can see Sasuke struggle during all of the fight and Susanoo waver. In fact, Sasuke was actually defeated at the end of the battle, he needed Karin to heal him.>If it's immune, Itachi wouldn't be lying face first, blind and with his cloak gone.Are you implying Danzo's summon assisted Fuuton is even comparable to Kirin?It doesn't matter even if you do. We've seen with Danzo that pressuring Sasuke even with some generic Fuuton stuff was enough to get him to his knees after a while (which is what Danzo did)>Naruto is slow. Just because you can see the future doesn't mean you can counter.Pic related. This is actually insane. He also blitzed Pain and kept up with Sasuke in base. Even if you think he's slower than Sasuke he's fast enough to do what counts. I don't think Naruto will outrun Amaterasu, Sasuke couldn't either, but it could easily get blocked using clones, cover, last minute dodges or something. It's entirely up to the writer.>Sage Naruto runs out of Sage chakra faster than Sasuke's chakra from spamming Amaterasu and Susanoo.He lasts 5 minutes but has 2 or 3 recharges so that's 15-20 minutes. Without recharges he can spam clones like he did on Kyubi and becomes way more deadly.
>>284896031Pic related would definitely overwhelm the regular Susano imo. Of course not the perfect, mountain slicing one. Rasenshuriken is also ridiculously powerful and great for stationary targets like Susano, this shit shreds bodies and destroyed 3 of Kakuzu's hearts.Everything else about this hypothetical fight is, ultimately, up to the writer, Kishimoto could write whatever he want without caring for "feats", "speed blitzes" and shit, but Rasenshuriken fucking up Susanoo is one of the things I think would happen no matter what.
>>284894363Lots of sex indeed
>>284892922welcome to Women™
>>284895832It's pretty much just more interesting and an easy cop out when the plot and worldbuilding trap you in a corner.Sharingan went from an analytic photocopy eye with a simple Japanese fire motive on it to precognition to Nippon nationalist vision that can change the laws of physics.The ninetailed fox went from a punished Wukong nuclear armament god figure to an incomplete portion of an alien lifeform.Ninjas went from hand to hand combat assassins who primarily used weapons and sleight of hands, to fucking wizards with the strongest of them being warlocks who've made pacts with greater powers. Naruto with his demon, Sasuke with his bloodline.You can see the slow progression in how the style was supposed to be, Naruto was supposed to be the hand to hand Bruce Lee warrior that could summon an army of himself, Sasuke was supposed to be the tool monkey with less hand to hand capabilities, but greater magical depth, and Sakura was meant to be the trickster woman using illusions to capture the attention of other characters.Eventually this turned into Naruto holding his magical wizard orb and developing a bromance with his captured demon whilst Sasuke was on his Judaic quest to regain his people's land using his asspull vision to achieve greater Nippon and Shinto Pantheon philosophical debates.
>>284895313Sasuke is the deuteragonist and gets 10x the screentime of Itachi.
>>284895832When was Naruto ever about hard work outlasting talent? The series literally starts off with explaining that he has a powerful Fox Demon inside of him.
>>284896173Meanwhile in reality
>>284897883>GIMPis there a meme here I don't get?
>>284872432>kill yourself narutardNo, only faggots like you will do it
>>284894512The nature chakra from the curse mark and from sage mode are like light years apart.
Is Naruto the only Hokage who actually works? All of the other Hokages are seen doing jackshit whenever we check in on them. Naruto even has a laptop unlike those other lazy bums. I'm convinced the entire job was a sham until Lord Seventh took the reigns.
>>284898898How long was Naruto hokage before getting sealed?
>>284895578>thinking jobber flames matterLmao. They jobbed to the version 1 cloak alone.
>>284895528>Kirinjobber move
Shikamaru is the smartest character in Naruto
>>284895409>>284895422Naruto and Sasuke were never on equal footing in Shippuden, except for maybe in the early war arc, and with the sun and moon seals. Start of show, Sasuke was Anbu commander level while Naruto was a Chunin at best. Sage mode Naruto destroys Hebi Sasuke without breaking a sweat. Sage Naruto is powerless agains MS Sasuke's cloaked Susanoo. EMS Sasuke had the advantage for just a little while, but then Naruto unlocked his own energy megazord so they were on-par. Sun and Moon seals boosted them both but they were equals. But after that power was taken away, Naruto with half of Kurama could stand up to Sasuke boosted by all nine-tailed beasts (which is utterly retarded but whatever, never been a high quality show anyway)
i miss this mf
Anyone else used to think that the Ramen Guy was the S06P hiding in plain sight?
>>284885804Retard. Itachi cares about his village more than a schizophrenic clan wanting to overthrow it.
>>284899829>needed all the tailed beasts and still lost>but they were equals
>>284895832>Why does shonen always start out with emphasis on hard work being the key to attaining all your dreamsWhy do schizos still spread the lie that the series was always this hard work meme?
>>284900233Go over my post again, speedreader kun.They were equals when they had the sun and moon powers, but not after they were taken back.
>>284900280>They were equals when they had the sun and moon powersNo they weren't. That's why Naruto carried the Kaguya fight.>but not after they were taken back.It was taken back after they fought.
>>284897110>When was Naruto ever about hard work outlasting talent?Since Oct 6, 2018 when PlagueOfGripes made his retarded Naruto video.
>>284895506asuma and that monk guy had a buddha statue thing, seemed like it could be comparable to hashirama's wood version which could stand up against susanoo
>>284900310Wrong, they lost the six paths boosts after beating kaguya and before they fought.
>>284900366>they lost the six paths boosts after beating kaguyaNo they didn't. Hagoromo have them both two things, six paths chakra + the seals. The chakra gave Naruto six path sage mode and Sasuke his rinnesharingan. They didn't lose that.
>>284895578He never 1 shot Bee. Bee just threw the fight to take a vacation. How many times do we have to tell you this Pissuke?
>>284900463>Didnt lose it Sasuke could barely even use chakra to use rinnesharingan and naruto lost the fox.
>>284895506>coolNah. Kurama's actual body looks cooler
>>284900566>Sasuke could barely even use chakra to use rinnesharinganHe could as well as Hagoromo
>>284896796You're incredibly fucking retarded. Sasuke uses fireball in the bell test, Kakashi and Zabuza use water dragon jutsu in the very first arc. Naruto learns to summon gamabunta in the second arc. He has a kaiju fight with 1 tailed beast in the same arc as well. The writing had always been on the wall, the dumb retards like you just chose to ignore it and based their expectations on vibes and headcanons
Imagine if Kishimoto never let Ikemoto write Boruto and instead we got occassional Gaiden mangas.
>>284901362Imagine if Kishimoto simply never wrote Naruto at all. It would make my life easier.
>>284899595I hate him but he's completely right on this.
Fuck this shitty manga. Kishimoto ruined my life.
This Naruto vs Sasuke bs will never end.
Naruto's autistic obsession with Sasuke would've made a lot more sense if Sasuke was a girl.
>>284901659You and Kishi are going to have to fight it out
>>284901659you've been up for 24 hours
>>284901824I would absolutely have a gentleman's duel with Kishi. >>284901832And??
>>284870931For the Konanchad
>>284901867Whore. I hate women so much.
Naruto fans fifteen years ago (flashback Jiraiya)Naruto fans now (post flashback Jiraiya)
>>284901887Why?
>>28490190520+ years wasted following this stupid fucking manga.>>284901917They're all cunts and whores. See >>284901867
>>284901659Because you spent middle and high school obsessing over Naruto instead of studying and now you work third shift shelf stocking at the local Walmart?If thats so don’t worryYou and a million other NarutardsAlmost every time I’m at Walmart I spot some blue vest with anime and in particular Naruto swag or tats and it makes me a bit sad. Because I knew the kind of people they were in high school…too busy obsessing about manga and anime to ever pick a textbook up. Oh well.If anime and manga didn’t get em, something worse probably would’ve.
Naruto ruined a whole generation of young men
>>284892976I wanted to see more from Han. We don't even know who caught him or when.
>>284902000>Duuude just study lmaoWhat kind of loser are you
>>284902084yeah he has a cool design
>>284902092The kind who studied enough to get enough credentials to never work retail
>>284901725Is there any shonen anime that doesn't have this rival BS and there's a clear line on whose stronger?
>>284901935wannabe child abuser seething that he’s going to the australian penhouse in a few months kek
>>284902278Yeah okay, fuckin nerd. You still ended up browsing 4chan all the same.
>>284902335WellYeahDo third shifters have some exclusive claim to 4chan I’m not aware of? I’ve been on here since 2009. Made for fun browsing in my downtime and still does, though theres way less downtime now.
>>284902406Bear in mind that you’re engaging with a chronic jeet shitposter that’s currently bumming off Australian welfare
>>284902406Nothing you do matters, if you end up here you're bottom of the barrel regardless.
>>284899845Post the canon PRAISE JASHIN version
>>284899829>Sage Naruto is powerless agains MS SasukeLol nope
>>284902322Luffy doesn't have a rival. As far as I'm aware, Ichigo doesn't either. Full power bloodlusted Luffy can solo his entire crew and a full power Ichigo gaps his entire group so bad that he can turn them into guts before their brains can form a thought to react. Shonen protagonist's weakness is that they're retarded with the added power of friendship stupidity. Naruto hit that right balance.
>>284902480Luffy's rival is the Fast and Furious Franchise
>>284902490kys
>>284902490live forever
>kages are usually one of the strongest ninjas of the village>lets bog them down with copious amount bureaucracy wasting their talent barely using their combat prowess and shinobi ability
>>284902657It feels like a holdover from Hashirama establishing the concept of the villages. There really should be two Kages for a village, one focusing more on the actual civilian side of things and the other that handles the more military aspect.
>>284902657Business school and PMP certifications don't exist in Naruto. They never got to learn how to deal with administrative tasks, so they're bad at it and don't know how to delegate correctly. That's why they're so inefficient.
>>284902457Literally nothing he can do against this.Sage naruto beats amaterasu and skeleton susanoo with some difficulty, but he's got nothing that can crack more advanced susanoo forms.
>>284902657There's actually not that much paperwork, Tsunade just doesn't do it.
These shitty threads is why I regret wasting my time on these mainstream animes. It was a whole lot better when I stuck with niche series with unbotted less mentally ill fanbases.
>>284872000True. No other deuteragonist in battle shounen has been given such an level of autonony and agency, and what is more important - he was still as fun and interesting to follow in Shippuuden as Naruto. Truly remarkable achievement.
>PLEASE impregnate my wife Raikage-sama, I beg you!
>>284902766Danzo was fucking up that shitRasenshuriken shreds it, but Naruto wouldn't use it
>>284902873>literally 0 (zero) damage to Sasuke>fucking up that shitPulling him out of the Susanoo was a good move, if Naruto can do something like that he might have a shot, but the odds are heavily against him.
>>284902873Izanagi is such a retarded ability
>>284902681When you think about shinobi are just despotic nobles who dictate what happens in the village. If you dont have chakra you are second class citizen>>284902719They indoctrinate literal child soldiers. They barely have any education at all. African warlord tier government>>284902770So what purpose does secretary serve? Just give her the stamp lol and she can drink and gamble all she wants.
>>284893494>>284897883Sakura never wanted Naruto thoughbeit, she cannot lose if she never played
>>284902903Sasuke is visibly struggling (pic related, including Obito's line) and dropped the Susano at the end. He actually lost that 1v1, since he needed healing to get back up after that.It doesn't matter whether or not you think Danzo would've cracked Susano and made damage to Sasuke directly, at the end of the day it's exactly the same: Sasuke's Susano was barely enough to withstand 10 minutes of Danzo and dropping to his knees, needing healing. It'd end in disaster against Sage Naruto.
>>284902930He was struggling because the fight was right after he had fucked shit up at the kage summit. He was low on chakra, injured and not used to the mangenkyo usage pain. Danzo's pathetic attacks had nothing to do with it.Of course, the more he spams susanoo, the faster he goes blind, but that's beside the point. In a 1v1 against Naruto, both at 100%, he wins easily.
>>284902969Kek, that's an insane cope. Sasuke went on to spam Susano for 10 minutes which is more than anyone else had done at that point and a pretty insane performance in itself but you're supposed to think he's fighting at 20% when it's actually his opponent who's fighting completely nerfed and Sasuke is the one getting juicy Karin refills.I'm not even going to entertain your fanfiction any longer.
>>284893782MinaKushi basically.
>>284902985Naruto himself admits that he can't beat Sauce without the Kyubi chakra.
>>284903042Naruto was running on prophecy and shit. Sasuke was nearly dead and the only reason Naruto went there in base was so Sasuke wouldn't instantly die. Sageruto dogwalks Sasuke so bad it's not even funny.
>>284876973>That was a retcon, and it makes the entire village look like complete idiots, like, actual drooling retards.It was hinted all the way back in chapter 1 and 2. The third keep looking at the fourth's face everytime he thinks about Naruto and told Iruka of how the fourth wants the people to see Naruto as a hero. Sure he said to iruka that it's just a kid that he chose, but it was clearly done to keep the secret of Naruto's true lineage. It would be very evil of the fourth if it wasn't actually his son that he sacrificed.
>>284879183>The super late in story explanation was that the third hokage was suppressing the information because it would make Naruto a target.This is the most retarded plot hole of the entire franchise. How can being known as the son of a dead hokage is more dangerous than being known as a jinchuriki? No one is petty enough to kill a random child of a guy that is long dead. Meanwhile jinchuriki is regularly hunted by everyone. Just look at konohamaru and asuma, everyone knows who they are but no one did anything to them due to their lineage.
This one fight was never topped.
>winners of the popularity poll are cooler Naruto, cooler Sasuke... and Sakura. Funny.
>>284884753>Was this supposed to make Naruto look more likable or something?It shows him sticking to his "no one left behind" and "mood kindred" principle. He doesn't want to be a hypocrite and did what the villagers did to him. Yeah it's clearly illogical and insane but what did you expect from a kid who never had any parents or even friends and affection until he become 10 year old?
>>284884753It was realistic and shows how the guy is willing to humiliate himself but achieve the goal. It was respectful move.
>>284886216Waddya mean? Nowhere does it says anything about shino packing some meat. They are actually talking about shino having a literal huge bug in his lower abdomen like a freak that he is.
>>284903066Why do retards think fucktarded rivals getting a win over the protagonist's weakest form is something to be proud of
>>284903289It's pathetic and unrealistic. Why even stand up for Shitsuke after he tried to kill you multiple times? Why does this stupid show and its cast bend over backwards for Sasuke after he crossed the moral event horizon to almost Charles Manson levels of evil? Why is he bowing to an enemy kage? Goku would never do any of this shit.
>>284902792he spams the daily just for this beating a dead horse *discussion*
Sasuke hardcarried Naruto. Cope.
>>284903334Because they’re desperate jobbers who could only fight overly nice guys
>>284881871They all died (Obito) or weren't ready (Kakashi) / sufficient (Guy). His gen was p top heavy, since after that trio it's basically Kurenai, Asuma, and the special jonin fodder squads
>>284903363If you show this drawing to some random person, do you think they would ever guess this was supposed to depict a ninja?
>>284902657>>lets bog them down with copious amount bureaucracy wasting their talent barely using their combat prowess and shinobi abilityThat one clerk that does everything must have been killed during orochimaru attack, hasirama spent his days wandering the village, tobirama autistically create jutsus to counter Uchiha and the third spent his day watching Naruto and konohamaru. It's not until Tsunade that hokage keep being buried by paperwork.
Why did we never got the cool older Naruto? What did Kishit think by turning him into a Mark Zuckerberg looksalike?
>>284903525Why design the uniform when nobody even wears it?
