Volume 41Tale of Jiraiya the GallantChapter 371: Old Acquaintances!!Previous chapter: >>284894413Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Dailyramen is gone, but I will carry on his Will of Fire.
>>284924450*slurp*
>>284924593IT'S YOUR COUSIN KARIN
>>284924593>Such an annoying fellow.The translations are so awkward.
>>284924454That bird kind of sounds like the konoha girls
>>284924720our guy defeated jiraya...
>>284924627>>284924593Cant believe Karin got the sexiest panel in the Tree Jump arc while Sakura/Hinata are right there too
>>284924627Oh yeah, Hinata is there, too.
>>284924850>.........what does this meandoes he use the word balloon dots to fill the panels where the drawing looks off? this is Shikamaru level laziness (Kishi's hero)
>>284924909+1 to Pain = Minato foreshadow
>>284925047He's storyboarding for the anime staff to know to hold a shot before moving to the next line of dialogue.
>>284924850God she's cute>>284924968Though she got a little too cocky here, her strategy should have involved stripping/seggs
>>284925284Quit posting her child form, pedo
>>284925269Thanks for the chapter jobber. And a happy new year to all nartbros
>>284925098Is that paper spear supposed to pierce anything?
>>284924450I still miss Godlyramen…
>>284924627Why do the women in Naruto refuse to wear the FOREHEAD protector on their FOREHEADS?
>>284924909>>284925215Fans reading this chapter assumed that Pain and Konan were Minato's mysterious teammates when Jiraiya was called "Sensei", apparently having a far back history with him, and Jiraiya recognizing Konan. People were theorizing whether or not the fact kid was Pain somehow or maybe Minato himself was involved. Konan was the teammate who looked like a girl. Wild.
>>284925323Half of the /a/ catalog looks like that at all times, blame Kishi and Pierrot for making her so adorable
>>284925151Is this just a Nara clan technique but better?
>>284925215Groomeraiya......
>>284925502Man, it really feels like Kishi was baiting with the whole "Minato is Pain" twist. It still would've been a better reveal than the Tobi one tbdesu.
>>284925151Toad jutsus can do a lot of shit
>>284925323>malding about CHADophilia OUTTA NOWHERE!
>>284925400Konoha girl skulls
>>284925502yeah too bad Itachi and Sasuke and Madara were there and this is what matters. AND PLEASE CARE ABOUT SUIGETSU AND SAI
>>284925490SHITkamaru wears it on the arm as if it were a fucking class rep armband.
!!!!!!WARNING!!!!>ITT you will witness two types of individuals.>the first are powerscalers.Individuals that stroke each other’s egos and simulate their prostates comparing each characters power level as means to simulate their prostates.>shippers.Very similar to powerscalers but more pathetic in the sense that they argue about wich character should have ended up with one another and discuss who was more fit for that character.Beware if sasjeet Happy New Years
>>284925619These chapters are convincing me that Kishimoto at least knew about theory even if the leader wasn't planned to be Minato and channeled it into Pain.
>>284925215
>>284925560Seemed like somehing Kyuraku from Bleach would do
>>284924450>doesn't mention old trip name in the op these past several threads>thread gets derailed yesterday>mentions ramen in the op againYou're just begging for your thread to be derailed again faggot.
Hiashi won.
>>284926002>>284926065strayabro…
>>284924657I thought that frog greentexted for a moment.
Happy New Year, anons. See y'all tomorrow.
>>284924552Did he even bother to use Sharingan with his Chidori?
>>284924649Konan sex
>>284926173Thanks
>>284926173Happy new year, OP
>>284925151>Toads>can shoot out oil>can use water jutsu >can use wind jutsu>can use genjutsu>have weapons>have armor>can hide in shadowsUhh...snakebros...slugbros, our response?
>>284926225Missed opportunity to not draw an Ino-Terra
>>284926523Imagine spending your new year spite dumping a Naruto thread.
>>284926173>Happy New Year, anonsFuck you. And kill yourself, homo.
Happy new years!
>>284926750Fuck off.
happy new years and new beers
Why spam dumb when no one is going to read it besides your personas pretending to be 3rd parties?
I can't wait to see Konan fight Jiraiya tomorrow. I bet it's gonna be really intense
>>284926745
Hopefully In mid January or February.>kishimoto.Now Shueisha give me more time, i mean give us more time.>Shueisha shonen director.You have six not one or two but six months to deliver your ideas in to success, or its a wrap i cant sell this garbage spinoff.>kishimoto.But sir were currently doing monthly releases thats not quite fair?>Shueisha.I gave you enough time dont you think?>kishimoto.we will start to bring this series back in to popularity but give us more time we got it figured out and its going to be with in our budget but please give us more time.>Shueisha.Six months !!!! your call friend !!!!!, im the one doing you and your little partner in crime a favor.
VERY happy new year btw
>>284926854Whore. >>284926852I agree.
>he's doing it gainkwab, what a waste of space on the archive
>>284926261https://youtu.be/iPITLOb99JE?si=9IVgAulI8f2IFkKJ&t=767but can you do this?
>>284926817>dumb*dump
>>284926865
>>284926884Fuck off. >>284926903Sand cunt.
>>284926934
>>284926957we get it Aussiebro, they’re too old for your palette
>>284926903He didn't get deleted and banned for doing it yesterday, so he thinks he's in the clear to spam again.
>>284926999
>>284926957Do you enjoy anything?
>>284927082
At least the r/a/dio thread is up, can ignore the spergdump today
>>284925490It's not effay enough
>>284927117He enjoys very young people
>>284927117No. Not anymore.
You won't ruin my day spamfag
>>284927152
>it beginsBye.
>>284927218
>>284927188You clearly enjoy spam dumping the threads.
>>284927155same, I’ll let him wallow in loneliness and fear of jailtime today
>>284927285I fucking hate doing this shit.
>>284927281
>>284927359
>>284927406
>>284927468
>>284927522
>>284926613Sounds like someone misses their factory kitten.
>>284925269I already seen this chapter, what gives?
>>284927607You were reading the non canon dump.
>>284926173Fuck off ramen
>>284924649konan eyebrows?
>>284924552imagine if that was the real one>>284924686Yeah no one has ever talked like that. Awful translation, when someone like Kakuzu said it I could almost buy it, but no 16 year old has ever talked like that in the last 300 years.
>>284926903>he's doing it gainIs he a janny or mod? I reported his spamming yesterday but I got a warning for "false" reporting
>>284925668>paper>in the village that doesn't stop rainingNot really making sense there
>>284927836doubtful. Think about it if you were a mod, would you give a fuck if some guy was posting chapter 373 in a daily thread for chapter 372, after OP concluded his posting naturally? I think he's a faggot too but your average janny wouldn't care.
>>284927836>TASUKETE JANNIESyou are coming across as even more pathetic than stinky
>>284928180based ‘straliabro
why is he doing this?
>>284927989Might as well post more since jannies don't care what gets posted
>>284924552Did he just waste a Chidori? One of two(?) he could use per day? Right before fighting Itachi?
>>284928296Because he compulsively blames everyone else for his problemsExample, he blames Kishimoto for making him a pedophile that wants to beat up and rape children
>>284928296>>284898201
>>284927836He is not spamming, he is just dumping the chapters. This is not against the rules.
>>284928437>>284928453Kangaroobro…
>>284926173>>284927693OP is pretending to be Sakon but is really dailyramen. It's like how Tobi was pretending to be Madara but was actually Obito!The parallels, I can't be the only one seeing them
>>284928466You already posted these, post the other chapters.
>>284924968Why she calls him Pain instead Nagato?No one is around and they are friends, no?
>>284928453>he is just dumping the chaptersYou already spammed these exact chapters during yesterday's melty
>>284925502You guys are really over-selling the Minato theory. Most of the fanbase knew it was a retarded theory and it's nowhere near as popular as you idiots keep pretending it to be.
>>284928596>YouWhy is it always the same with you people? "IT CAN"T BE MULTIPLE PEOPLE, IT'S THIS ONE PERSON THAT I MADE UP" Why are you like this?
>>284928681>the dancing legion of multiple Australians who appear from the desert and then promptly vanish into prison
>>284928618>hur dur it was just a coincidence!Fuck off, retard
>>284926817I read yesterday's, won't bother rereading it again though
>>284928618This is why the schizo is spamming the thread. Minato theory turned out to be false and now he is malding.
>>284926177No, it was just a raw chidori
>>284928723You are mentally ill or pretending to be.
>>284928781he doesn't care about Naruto, he's a bortfag
>>284928849Not as mentally ill as our resident Aussie currently sweating every night and day that the downunder cops will rip his door from his hinges
>>284927075Not him, but dumping chapters of a series in a thread that's dedicated to doing so, isn't spam.
>>284928958>*kangaroo sounds*Hrm?
Another 300+ posts to go, slave. Happy New Year!
>>284927836Kwab
>284928958You already spammed these chapters yesterday, it is spam, especially when this is a daily chapter thread
VERY glorious new year btw
>>284928958Dumping the volume multiple days in a row is kind of spammy
he can't make a bortshart daily because there are only like 10 chapters in a year kek
>>284928727What was the coincidence? It was always as stupid as the Obito "reveal" potentially even dumber.
>>284929089Was the you and Tobi parallel just a coincidence or intentional?
>>284929089Posts like these really show what a faggot you are OP. Just sayin.
>>284929089Fuck you and kill yourself, disgusting homosexual. >>284929217Fucking newfag.
Reminder this spamming retard would call the dailyposter ‘warehouse bunny’ and didn’t see anything gay about it. Truly a mess of a person.
>>284924968>I can handle him on my own. Can Konan really beat Jiraiya?
>>284929391Sasjeet is my favorite yaoi writer ngl
>>284929188Yeah. I would agree with that, but then there's potential to say the chapter dump is spam because it was included in the dump yesterday. I'm not condoning the behavior, i think his meltdown is pathetic, but it wasn't spam yesterday.
>>284929391>everyone i disagree with is 1 personLol. Classic schizophrenia.
>>284929089I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HATE YOU, I HATE. YOU ARE A LITTLE DISGUSTING MAN, WHO RUINS EVERYTHING.
>>284927989>jannies delete the porn but not the spamhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284924450/#284927989Yeah...this confirms the spammer is a janny.
>>284929548Just because he summons his Australian headmates doesn’t stop him from being 1 person inbound to the kangaroo court
>>284929548Yeah, and this happens so often with people who try to "hunt" the local schizo.
>>284928618It was the most widespread theory surrounding Akatsuki.
>>284929746Because this is not spam.
>spamming the same chapters again from yesterday isn't spamIt literally is.
>>284929748>AustralianI am not Australian.
>>284930002Is this one is also a sasjeet?
>>284929993that’s not what the government says bro
>n-no it's not spamso if you go in a thread and start spam posting images to stop people from discussing it's not spam? delusional
>>284928618anyone have any idea what was kishimoto thinking when cooking Naruto's dad design?
It’s called a daily chapter thread, spammer. No need to post anymore.
>>284930177Right is what Konoha portrays him as.Left is how he's portrayed by rock nin.
>>284924552>no sharingan activatedso Sasuke had no idea this was a shadow clone. He's sparing everybody he fights but once he sees Naruto he consistently goes for the kill after the timeskip
>>284927791
>>284930367Slut whore.
>>284925502I remember people speculating that the fat body from the end of last chapter might have been minato's chubby male teammate
>>284930177I kind of like the idea of him looking like a total douche but having the exact same nice guy personality, the juxtaposition sounds funny
>>284924909hey look, Deidara is back
Konan? Mogs Hanabi to the high moon.
>>284924682Does Karin even know she's from the Uzumaki clan?
>>284925502No wonder, because Kishi really went out of his way to give Jiraiya another prodigy student (like Minato) he had great expectations for (like Minato), who died (like Minato) and is looking for sealing Kurama who Minato sealed inside Naruto.And that student could summon Death Go... sorry, Demon King, who sucked souls like Death God too and has similar spiky hair and face, but it is orange instead of yellow.And that student also is thematically connected to Naruto, too.And Minato also has direct connection to Obito, major villain.If i'd ever learn that Minato was initial candidate for the villain, but then replaced by another character with similar traits, i wouldn't be surprised at all.
>>284930729it seems like all Uzumaki characters don't give a shit about their clan
>>284924942And mysteriously changed sides.
>>284924682right? they should have bangedthey arent blood related enough to produce retard anyway
>>284930938would you mind replying to the previous image you posted the way you did yesterday please? It makes hiding your posts a lot easier
>>284924794>being stalked by KonanHot.
>>284930865Exactly, Nagato and Karin seemed to be completely oblivious to the fact they're Uzumaki, Naruto never realized this about them either, nor I think he ever found out that Orochimaru and the others went to an Uzumaki clan shrine to summon the four dead hokages.
>>284930800I frankly don't know how'd it would work with Obito doing the "Madara" thing and acting as Pain's superior.
happy new year to everyone but the weirdo spammer I hope he gets ISP blocked and has to get a job
>>284931088I think he got big mad and just turned on his 4chan pass again + loaded all the images into 4chanx so it’ll run on autopilot (you can filter by image dimensions though)
>>284931188>happy new yearKill yourself asshole.
>>284930177
Wait are we geting the entire volume?
Could you guys give me your cutest pics of >Konan>Karin>Sakura>Temari>TentenPlease?
Merry ChristmasHappy New YearSoon to be Happy Valentines
>+300 posts in 2 hoursThe schizo is doing it again, isn't he?
>>284929089fucking sexy little warehouse bunny...
>>284924552I thought Sasuke had a no kill rule?
>>284931096Lucky
>>284929480it was spam yesterday since the thread was a chapter dump. not a volume dump
>>284931556Whore.
>>284931473happy FUCKING new year my friends
>>284931374There's a spammer dumping it. He already dumped it yesterday too, and he'll do it again tomorrow
>>284924968Famous jobber words.
>>284931636Kill yourself retard.
>>284931435
>>284931191That means the auto-dump can be stopped if a page from a chapter is posted before it gets to it, provided it's a matching image.
>>284931742Tsunade wouldn't bother with this whore.
>>284931636Happy new year’s, genius
>>284931779Fuck off.
>>284924552Sasuke didn't know this was a shadow clone.He wasted one of his two daily chidoris on this, right before fighting Itachi.He wanted Naruto dead.I don't blame him.
>>284925215>>284925269>>284926122>>284926173Arigatou, OUR LEADER!And a happy new year to you too.
>>284931769She would since Tsunade's isn't a virgin either thanks to her lover Dan.
>>284931881Kill yourself bootlicker + faggot.
>>284931779stay here for a happy new years
>>284931880>I don't blame himMizuki...
>>284924552>>284928382>>284931551>>284931880the funny thing is that we see all the cool jutsu Jiraiya uses to fight against Konan and Pain while Nardo still knows only Kage Bunshin and Rasengan. He can't even dodge ffs
Happy New Year everyone. Enjoy the thread by yourself Sasukefag, you deserve it.
>>284931481>Jiraya never ever considered Naruto the child of the prophecy so he trained him bad in propouse as a joke
happy new year no jutsu
>>284928681If people cared so much about reading more chapters then people would have posted in his dedicated volume dump thread that got no replies but his own.
>>284929089BASED Sakon dabbing on Saucekek.
Happy new year!
Happy New Year to Kushina and her husband Pain!
>>284932270Kill yourself.
>>284929548Like you claiming Sakon and Ramen are the same?
>>284932268Dance monkey.
>>284930394But enough about Hanabi.
>>284932372I would knock you the fuck out.
>>284930729No, she had no reaction when Naruto's full name was told to her.
>>284932295Naruto's mom is so ugly
>>284932207Technically that’s not mutually exclusive, either way though he accidentally outed himself as currently living in Australia on a board with flags, indirectly confirmed it with a spamming meltdown after that, and is sweating bullets because he lives in a country where he can get party vanned for even loli
Why does Hanabi always act like such a sex bunny? Reminds me of daily ramen..
>>284932543Kill yourself nigger.
>>284931163and Kushina was the previous Jinchuriki and Hokage's wife, many people knew who she was like maybe all the Jonins and Hiruzen, were the fuck are all the other Uzumakis?
>>284932413I doubt you can even reach my chin.
>>284932207He's likely both: an indian living in Australia. He has had massive freakouts from being outed for each of them.
I love Sakura!
>>284929746Retard
>>284932926Spammer
>>284924552>Instantly dropping your no kill rule and wasting your jutsu for A CHANCE of instantly killing your mentally ill stalkerSounds kinda based.
>>284929748You are just as annoying, trust me. You two faggots really were made for each other.
>>284927075>>284927836There's probably extra leniency because pass
>>284929945That threads isn't currently up. It's not spam. People repost the same threads all the time with the same subjects and those aren't considered spam.
>>284932980they see past your VPNs btw
>>284930338>>284931551>>284931880>>284932959Sasuke knew it was a clone retards. That's why Sasuke wasn't surprised at all it poofed away.
>>284933045Literally how would he at this point?
Spamming images to stop people from discussing is spam.
>>284933045So instead of kicking it he uses chidori? Ok man.
>>284933045>Sasuke purprosed wasted a bunch of chakra on a cloneYeah sure.
>>284933145You don't need eye magic to know if it's a clone or not
>>284931611Doesn't matter. Slower dailies have multiple chapters dumped in their threads. Some other dailies would post more than 1 chapter regardless. Just because you don't personally like it, doesn't mean it's spam. I don't make the rules man.
>>284932843Sasuke looks good in this artstyle
>>284933252We know, ‘straliabro
>>284932207His obsessor has some retarded headcannon and keeps spamming his retarded lore and obsession over the guy.
>>284933128And he keeps doing even though everyone else just sees it as the man having a job.
>>284933168>So instead of kicking it he uses chidori?yup>>284933229He didn't waste much. Plus with Sasuke's literal strongest move at that this point not requiring much chakra, using chidori was hardly a waste.
>>284933242That wasn't established until the war.
>>284932330That's much more likely than your schizophrenia, schizo
>>284933000They could at least delete the images and give the schizo a warning
>>284933252Why do you keep using this argument and expect people to not remember you're part of the problem?
your sockpuppets are gonna all collectively vanish again when the police show up dude
>>284932958>why was my blatant porn on a SFW board reported but chapters being posted in a chapter thread aren't?Such a mystery
>>284933342>Bro i got to le aura farm by using raiton on a cloneThis is cope
>>284933314Sasuke the Izzat Kangaroo bro...
>>284933042>theyWho? All the voices in your head? Lol
>>284933396Why did nobody post in the dedicated volume dump?
>>284933458>every previous chapter spam deletion was just the biased staff picking on Australian’s brightest Very basado
>>284933128>>284933334Why are you so defensive over some one pisser having a warehouse job? It's very weird.
>>284933342>using chidori was hardly a wasteBruh, how? There was no point in doing this.
>>284933252It is spam since the threads are a daily chapter and some unrelated faggot starts dumping full volumes. You don't make the rules that's true.
>Ragespam on new year's eve Why don't you just let him post his dumb waifu, goddamn. Fucking annoying.
>>284933431It makes me wonder if some topics in the catalog and perhaps some schizos in other threads will also vanish if (when) he gets arrested.
>>284933429I'm not the one spamming chapters, and you idiots clearly live for the drama since you all keep coming back and instigating shit with the retard child having a tantrum.
So apparently, Madara gave Rinnegan to Nagato? See, that kind of retconned bullshit shows what a hack Kishi is. Flil flops on who the villain will be all the time, to the point where he starts attributing random events from past chapters to them to somehow validate them for the position he places them in. It's so lame and unnecessary.
>>284933592Is this your first daily? Genuine question.
>>284933520>>284933655>that post time gaprer
>>284933655>Did Yahiko for some reason steal them from Nagato?Nigga what are these thoughts? Why is he even thinking about this?
It's spam because he's using multiple devices to bypass post cooldown.
>>284924552>>284924593damn........... this shadow clone jutsu memory transfer thing would be really helpful when you want to go and spy in the rain village and look for the leader of the Akatsuki, Pain.........isn't that right Tsunade and Jiraiya???...
>>284933616This is why you're spanming? You want to post your preteen waifu?
>>284933696Newfag detected
The many routes kishi could have taken with naruto.
>>284933431>>284933636Crazy part is knowing the dude cycles between 4 devices/VPNs and makes several hundreds of posts daily, /a/ will unironically lose a chunk of traffic when the Australian law finally puts him behind bars
>>284933684Madara was salty Jiraya figured out the plot he had to revise the plan. Its obvious those genjutsu caused Nagato to sperg
>>284933867He doesn't realize shit. He's mentally addled. Probably smears his own shit on walls.
>>284933832This is probably why he isn't strictly and routinely banned.
>>284933867he has zero theory of mind and unironically believes keeping anonymous in the namefield gives him superpowers (this won’t save him from the IRL police confrontation)
>>284933867Are you taking the piss or you actually think that people answering seconds apart is one person? How would that even work if this was true?
>>284933834Imagine how amazing Naruto series would be if Kishi just kept dead people fucking dead. Madara is just dogshit as a villain, he should have just remained a historical figure and nothing more. And then on top of that hackimoto does an even more retarded plot twist with some lady that was never even mentioned before. So lame.
>>284933396Ramen and Sakon are nothing alike, the post at completely different times due to their work, Ramen also prefered to not be acknowledge the drama much and if so he wouldn't do it with his trip, Meanwhile Sakon deliberately posts with his trip so people know it's him mocking the schizo and shitposting.If they were the same person and didn't want to go back to the old trip, there's no reason for those behaviours to change.
>>284933972It’s pretty easy when you’re mooching off Australian welfare to impulsively buy multiple devices, VPNs, and 4chink passes
>>284933784Jiraya has the highest kill count that he's wondering if he murdered Yahiko. I made that up but the manga implies Jiraya has a high body count and war took a toll on him. Pein is fighting ninja Rambo
>>284933867He likely does know, but doesn't confess because it'll be used in court. This way he can just stupidly try to deny everything and say it's "other guys" or just play dumb.
>>284933644>>284933616>Bro just walk on eggshells and give the schizo a sense of powerNo
>>284934078You didn't answer the question retard. How could he answer people so fast?
>>284933372It was never established you need eye magic to tell clones from the original. Stop coping.
Seethe cock suckers seethe i will never get shelved i will never get retconned i will never get the dragon ball GT treatment.Cope faggots i will always be part of the story.
>>284934150By using Australian welfare to:>buy multiple devices, impulsively>buy multiple VPNs, impulsively>buy multiple 4chan passes, impulsively>spam all at once, impulsively>get angry at Happy New Year’s teehee
>>284933242So how did he know?
>>284933867Idk but his damage control attempts / falseflagging is very off-putting.I should be used to it by now but I'm still very uncomfortable at how repulsive and no-life some of the autistic schizos on 4chan are. I've heard boards like /vg/ suffer greatly from 'people' who make jeetsuke look almost normal.Some people are just straight up mentally unhinged and also have nothing going on in life. Nasty combo.
>>284933815Reddit honestly sounds like it's more your speed. You can have all the forced moderation you want there, my guy.
>>284934208At this point it wasn't established you could tell clones apart at all.
>>284934264You still didn't answer the question, retardo-san. He needs to type his posts, and think before typing his answers, this is physically impossible.
>>284934232burrito is not even 5% of GT's greatness
>>284934347>the aussie is mortified of jannies
>>284933867The projection is STINKY in this post
>>284934065The schizo just projects when he does this because he's the one who actually pretends to be different people (and it's easy to figure out because they all share the same quirks). He once tried to claim Dailyramen was the Tayuyafag and Sasukefag (himself) to try to get people to attack Dailyramen. Didn't work, obviously.
>>284934065>Ramen also prefered to not be acknowledge the drama much and if so he wouldn't do it with his tripLol
>>284934384>GT's greatnessThe OP and SS4?
>>284934329>Idk but his damage control attempts / falseflagging is very off-putting.It’s primarily because when you put everything we know about him together, you realize that he’s unironically a pure evil psychopath who mentally fantasizes about targeting actual children but is literally only kept in check by his own cowardice and retardation
>>284934429Oh and now he will get an asspull. He will summon a giant frog and will get teleported away, oh wait... He is not Sasuke or Naruto, no asspuls for him...
>>284934349This is bait
>>284934131You can do whatever you want, but the fact remains you all clearly love this retarded drama since you can't shut up about it and keep coming back.
Wouldn’t making a boruto thread on your own be a more viable solution to your seething? Don’t see the need in what you do, it’s been at least a year now.
>>284934474Compared to Sakon Ramen barely put himself in the frontlines, at least not with his trip.
>>284934313>I FIGURED OUT WHO PAIN ISSo how did this information help?
>>284934511Name a single time prior to the war where someone is able to tell clones apart.Hell, Sasuke couldn't even tell Deidara's clones apart.
>Jiraiya is dying and nobody gives a fuck Kek
>>284934499The funny part is, he could have got away but decided to continue confronting an enemy instead of living another day and bringing back the intel he did have
>>284934532I love the drama because i didn't let the daily die?
>>284934532That’s called a Kafka Trap btw
>>284934543I don't think you know who Sasukefag is
>>284934329They all want to be popular personalities on this site while still spewing heavily anti-social behavior and then lose their shit when nobody wants to deal with that. It's narrcissm, to put it simple. Main character syndrome
>>284934466>be different people (and it's easy to figure out because they all share the same quirks)What are those? I'm really curious to see what kind of quirks I have in common with him.
>>284934697I don't think anyonw actually cares about the chapters. These threads are either dead or filled with shitposting.
happy new years, naruGODS
>>284934466You really sound like you have no life outside these threads lol
>>284934780Kill yourself.
>>284934700He just forgot that he isn't a main character. Rookie mistake.
>>284934697we haven't gotten to that part yet. give it another week or so.
>>284934628>Name a single time prior to the war where someone is able to tell clones apart.This chapter. That's why Sasuke wasn't surprised it was a clone, he knew it was.
>>284934810Funny you say this to a guy making assumptions and not the guy dumping for 3 hours in a row out of spite
>>284934840It's being posted right now
>NO OFFICER NO PLEASE I’M NOT ACTUALLY LIVING HERE IT WAS JUST A PRANK *gets thrown in aussie jail*
>>284934840>nooooo you have to ignore the chapters being dumped because>you just doLol
>>284934697It hasn't happened yet?
>>284934876Did Sasuke also thought team 7 were all clones on tenchi bridge?
>>284934884I've said it to both, no-life
I only read Sakon-approved chapters, not horrible Australian chapters posted by criminals evading the law
>another thread derailed with spam all the way to the bump limit and jannies did nothing but delete the porn postedSo again, the spammer is 100% a janny or a mod right?
>>284934876Sasuke didn't react because it makes no difference to him.
>>284934947He never encountered them on tenchi bridge.
>>284930177Most early depictions of Minato have him either scowling or glaring or smirking. It is most likely that Kishimoto originally conceptualized the character as being similar to Part 1 Sasuke. A surly and aggressive guy that nonetheless looked out for his comrades when it mattered. That changed by the time we get to Part 2, where he became the golden boy. So his concept art and some of the early depictions of him don't fit the image that comes later of an affable man who never lost his temper.
>>284935044they deleted the 'kys narutard' spambot a few timessomeone should contact the mods though tbqh, need another range ban
>>284935112It does make a difference because he has a no kill policy at this point.
>>284935044paypigging for 2 passes and flooding hundreds of posts while hiding from the police is rapeape-approved policy
>>284934919no one is replying to them kek
>>284934977Reply to the post then.
>>284934489It's interesting to me how at the start he tried to portray himself as some hardcore and noble Naruto fan who hates Boruto because he "ruined" the series he loves so much only for it to turn out he doesn't really care about the series beyond egotistical and fetish-fueled reasons to the point he flips put when everyone tries to genuinely talk about it, tries to derail a daily that posts chspters of the manga in order to shut them down, and has been outed as a genuine pedophile. Yet the dude seems to somehow think he'll be able to walk away from this if he "wins" against those he percieves as enemies.
>>284935044Maybe it's not spam?
>>284935205>someone should contact the modsHow? I tried the irc channel earlier and they wouldn't do anything.
>>284935156...Anon, i was clearly talking about the arc.
>>284925151>>284925215Jiraiya has so many cool jutsu he could have taught Naruto. Alas.
>>284935223>Naruto is Ninja JesusWhat was Kishimoto thinking when he wrote this?
>>284930800Its funny how similar they are to the point that no one knows the timeline of when Jiraiya trained either of them relative to one another.
>>284935211Sasuke pierced Deidara's chest with chidori while thinking he wasn't a clone and still wanting info on Itachi, so i guess he can aim at a non lethal spot (lol).Also, Naruto can regen and Sasuke knows this, that wasn't going to kill Naruto unless he went for the heart.
>>284934697No Dailyramen or Sakon the Jobber's names above the pages. I shan't read.
>>284935226No-life
>>284935241what fucks me up is that basically every single self-inserter acts like thatthey imprint on a specific character just to use them as a skinsuit, and then they develop a parasocial fixation on the IP to where they use it purely as a lens to filter all their horrid personality defects and psychotic real-word baggage through, while also actively shitting on 99.99% of what they claim to like
What would he do if I just posted another thread and posted the same chapter again since he wasted three hours of his life spamming this one?
>>284935270Really? Got a screenshot of what was said?
>>284935270>MODS = GODSBased
>>284935283>i clearly was talking about something I literally didn't sayUh huh. He wasn't trying to kill them in the arc either, given that he didn't set up kirin to be at full power by generating storm clouds.
>>284935389I meant you should link to the post that you refered to in which you said the schizo spammer is a no-life, retard.
>>284935012>>284934977Oh my fucking god is one lucky bastard holy shit, look at those tits and ass.Is it safe to say he got to enjoy her before time ran out?
>>284935406do it, we need a HAPPY NEW YEAR’S afterparty :3
>>284935422>Got a screenshot of what was said?No. They just said reporting in irc isn't allowed and I got booted from the place.
>>284935406He'll probably continue his tantrum or maybe tire himself out. Would be interesting to watch either way. Go for it.
>leave after daily chapter>browsing catalog, see thread at 550+, what the fuck>he's still goinglol what happens now, does he dump a volume a day in these leftover threads and finish his own pseudo-storytime in a month
>>284933397They're probably taking it easy tonight because of what day it is
>>284935044He's dumping Australia's tax money into passes and VPNs. He has diplomatic immunity for the former.
>>284934380It's surprisingly simple.
>>284935406Sounds good. Just don't get yourself banned (idk if mods would actually do that, they don't seem to care based on the spam itt)
>>284935507>I got booted from the place.YOU GOT WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVED.
>>284935406>since he wasted three hours of his life spamming this one?He's clearly using a script or something to auto post pages
>>284935456The arc is literally called tenchi bridge, do you also get confused when people talk about Land of waves?
>>284935406Best way to beat this guy at his little game is to fucking act cool and collected
>>284935460>he's never heard of the sasuke-no-life moniker Newfag, i...
Goodbye.
>>284935555‘straliabro…
>>284935562No, he's too dumb to figure out how to do that.
>>284935579No, i heard, i just doubt it was you.
>>284935554If he waits until this thread archives, it won't be spam.
>>284935517>lol what happens nowTomorrow is ch 372, he start his spamming at ch 373 and continue from there
>>284935406He doesn't know when to back down, so he'll definitely just waste another three hours of his life spamming again.But at least wait for this thread to die first.
>>284935562It’s just 4chanx + a pass, given the post times and the randomized filenames
>>284935602E X I TXIT
>>284935521But how can he answer to other people while making other posts. You can't just prepare posts for this. >>284935527You really trying to force "This guy is multiple people" thing but you just look like schizos because of this.
>>284935714He's too poor for a pass. He's just posting from multiple devices.
based NEETgod dumping an entire volume+ of Naruto for 3 hours w/o an audience
>>284935400A good chunk of these kinds of people used to just post on fanfiction.net, but I guess not anymore.
>>284933808Do you mean Tayuya, preteen Konan, preteen Tsunade, or preteen konoha 11 girls?
>>284933684That is one of those utterly retarded 'twists' that Kishi introduced that benefits nothing and only harms the story.
Who's smarter between L and Shikamaru
>>284935660K
>>284935563And tenchi bridge is a also a bridge. So if you say "on tenchi bridge" instead of "in the tenchi bridge arc", a natural English speaker will think you're talking about the bridge itself.
>>284935804Dude just say you want to plap kid Hanabi (so the kangaroo cops imprison you)
>>284935602I've read all of this, so thanks. Didn't have the patience for the dailies.
>>284935834L has less of the >all other characters suddenly become complete retards to make him look betterBullshit. So probably L.
>>284935834L lost so...
>>284935792And they said I was retarded. I'll show them
>>284935507Huh. I thought someone spoke to the mods about him on irc before which lead to his range ban pre 4chan hackMaybe if enough people ask about it they'll do something
>Dude just spent his New Years ragespammingWhat? Why?
>>284935782You're not typing up deep and insightful paragraphs here. It's not physically impossible to write what you do in under a minute.
>>284935903lol very subtle
>>284935804You try to use this as a gotcha, but none of the people who posted them flat out confessed to posting the real thing like (You).
>>284935782This guy is a projecting faggot who does most of what he accuses the Sasukeschizo of doing. He's just as bad and loves the (You)s. Don't feed him.
>>284935946>Dude just spent rageposting about him and accusing other people of being himYou are no better... actually, I think you are worse.
>Sasjeet already gave up the “u-uh I’m trying to get rangebanned again guys, honest” gimmickMan certainly isn’t rubbing shoulders with Australia’s finest there >>284935879It’s funny, in the past I floated the idea that Rajsuke doesn’t even feel any real pedophile guilt or shame and is really just angry that he feels like other people are able to do things he isn’t, but now it seems like I was actually right on the mark
>>284935851A real English speaker would know about context clues since Sasuke obviously didn't fought team 7 on the actual bridge.
>Didn't have the patience for the dailiessamefagging again
>>284935946Is it any better than the people who are just watching it happen and participating in the shitty thread? We're all here, one way or the other, we just have a few anons throwing tantrums for attention.
>Sad chapter on New YearsDamn... I like Jiraiya dude...
>>284936033It's funny knowing you'll magically disappear when Sasukefag goes to prison.
>>284935406I got a better idea make that thread do your usual thing , and no one replies to it >only reply with saying bump or naruto.Let this little bitch go insane and have a tantrum then we all report his ass after we realize his pattern of spamming.
>>284936111>A real English speakerWould speak properly. If a native English speaker mean the arc they would've just said that.
>>284936141Konan the PURE ANGEL
>>284936033Ok, I get it now. It's two schizos, one makes these dumps, while the other one talks about him constantly, and makes up stories about him while also accusing other people of being him . The funny thing is It's not the first time I see this kind of duo.
>>284935946>Spergs out at Christmas >Spergs out at New Years posts Lol
>>284936215>lets make an entire thread just to spite some retarded childSounds incredibly gay tbqhwy
The falseflagging continues...
personally my favorite niche tidbit is sasjeet being found in splatoon threads, it just makes sense
>>284936290>It's two schizosTwo very vocal and obnoxious ones and i think a few other regulars that chipe in every now and then. I just ignore the Australia obsessor, he's clearly more thirsty for (You)s since he accuses everyone of being the Sasukefag.
>>284935879>>284936016I'm not sasukejeet. I hate the virtue signalling about posting anime hebes
What chapter would we have been on if the site didn't go dark those few weeks?
they should've made sleeping bags shaped like Samehada
Izzatsuke really, really, REALLY wants his /dbs/-flavored general back so he could spam about his self-insert grooming his preteen waifu and seethe over Boruto. He says he doesn't, but he obviously does. He's lying like always.
It makes me giggle how he's so angry he doesn't even post Hanabi anymore lol
>>284936496based Hanabi/Raikage scholar
>>284936252Brown wannabe DBSfaggot having fantasies about white men as usual.
>>284936585Does he even bother to defend her anymore?
>>284935406So are you gonna re-post the chapter, or...
In my honest opinion naruto and sakura should have been the endgame couple >inb4 no i am not sasjeet.but i reread the naruto shippuden in a quicker pace.All it took was one panel to get them together as to end game cannon.
>>284936427He was also found in a Chainsaw Man thread asking about that manga where he also posted a little girl character which wasn't even from that manga.
>>284936252Do you also picture people punching a stake when they say "beating my meat"?
Sasukerajesh absolutely the type of nigga to salivate over Pragmata
>>284936791>DUDE HE POSTED A REACTION IMAGEC'mon now
>>284936901>stakeESL calling out fellow ESLs
The schizo also mentioned being a former fan of Attack on Titan. He was definitely an Eren self-inserter until the infamous ending.
>>284937006I didn't claim i WASN'T an ESL though.
>>284936791You are very obsessed with this guy
>>284937044SnK could have had a good ending if Isayama didn't cuck out
>>284936956It shows your recurring preference and it's currently known just how deep that goes.
>>284937120You're grasping at straws
>Your honor, I just like cute characters! C-cute and r-REALLY REALLY YOUNG-*sasjeet receives one million years dungeon*
>>284937093>>284937184>panicked postsThe Kangaroo cops are coming...
Do any other generals have any schizos that have pissed them off this bad?
>>284937244I still feel targeted for posting loli Konan even though you direct your loliposting criticism towards sasukejeet
>>284937343Back in the day you had guys like the Tienfag and Mrtinkertrain in /dbs/ who weren’t even liked by anyone else there, only saving grace with them is they kept their annoying behavior to one device
>>284937343This is tame for vg standards.
>>284937433/vg/ really is a shit hole isn't it?>This is tameHow?
>>284937117thanks I've never heard this take before
>>284936521If I had to hazard a guess; probably in the middle of Itachi vs Sasuke
>>284937414You literally get arrested in Australia for loli. Rajsuke is gulity for that and the genuine thing. He's literally done for once he's sniffed out.
>>284937493/vg/ is a contender for the worst board on this site, and that's an accomplishment when /pol/ and /b/ exist.
Can anyone even explain why he's so angry all the time? I've seen him attack even people who agree with him on whatever subject
>>284937493nta but I remember hearing a certain general on /vg/ straight up became unusable because of some seething anon using a spam bot to kill every thread and mods couldn't stop him somehow
>>284937493i know this is a 8ch screencap but imagine this clownshoes shit happening all the time
>>284937478artist?
>>284937618Mental illness / very low EQ
>>284937628Probably not the general you’re thinking of but the Megaman general had to stay dead for a few years because it had a chronic shitposter who was that fucking awful to deal with (LC-kun)
>>284937745>Description of all Uchihas word by word
>>284937583Do you genuinely believe any of us care?
>>284937916Chuckled. Maybe him self inserting as Sasuke wasn't so random.
>>284936706Nah. I'm gonna eat some chicken, drink booze, and then watch the Ghost Stories dub with my boyfriend.
>>284938053>with my boyfriendGaaaayyyy
>>284938021If anything I don't talk shit on him self inserting as Sasuke because it fits the psycho perfectly, both are retarded and cripplingly autistic
>>284938053>with my boyfrienddaily ramen returns
>>284938053Lame. Someone else should do it then.
>>284938011I only care because him getting arrested would be cathartic >>284938053>Ghost Stories dubBASED
>>284938145It won't cause the same level of melty unless it's that stupid sexy factory bunny.
>>284938053>boyfriendCan't believe schizosuke just got NTR'd right in front of our eyes... His precious little Warehouse Bunny... Stolen.
>>284938170What about other Australian loliposters?
He didn't even reach image limit, why did he stop at Jiraiya's death?
>>284938239I wonder if we even have any other aussies here
>>284938117Kek'd
From 1 to 10 how hard is he seething at being alone today?
>>284938277I wonder if he just crashed out of exhaustion, I can never tell when these motherfuckers actually sleep
Welp page 10. Here's a little throwback melty I screenshot.Happy new year, everyone.
>>284938495He's gone over 3 days without sleep just to troll the threads. Honestly I think he's just >>284938481 unironically crying right now lmao
>>284938053So are you unironically gay?
You are my friend!AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (Happy New Year’s)
Just picture him sitting in a dark corner all pissed off and crying and staring at this thread where not even the autists want him around kek
>>284938625No. His boyfriend and the gay sex is just an ironic thing.
>>284938770He's just ironically getting fucked in the butt?
>>284938744
>>284938660ANO HI NO YUMEhappy new year's
>>284938931It's not gay if he's the top, the greeks tols me.
I know people talked about it earlier but it’s genuinely mortifying how a lot of the site’s traffic is held up by individual schizos making hundreds to thousands of posts each, every single day Some days it feels like I’m somehow talking to the same few people across different boards but I probably actually am
>>284938481>>284938580>>284938744I just find it impressive how someone can be such an autismo that they end up alone during both Christmas and New Year, even me (shitposting as I am) am around people today
>>284938931It's just a fun joke to try with your buddies
>>284939284>700 posts
>700 posts
How does one person captivate the audience so completely and cause so much seethe?
>>284939402By being a friendless larping loser
>>284939329>>284939402We're not at 700 posts yet, but we can get there. We should shoot for 700 posts just like how Naruto haels 700 chapters for the parallels
>>284939402>Naruto (the character) in a nutshell
>>284939539There were deleted posts, we surpassed 700 posts
>>284938053That's better. There's zero need to expend more effort on the spammer's account.
>>284938770Maybe he's a girl
>>284924450Hes got a q.e.d
>>284940847Zero chance in hell. And he's confirmed he's a faggot.
>>284940874Cope
I still think someone should repost the chapter in a differe and thread
