Volume 41Tale of Jiraiya the GallantChapter 371: Old Acquaintances!!Previous chapter: >>284894413 #Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/8/Happy New Years!
i feel like people only like this daily for the drama
>>284941849>I won't kill anyone except Itachi>...except Naruto and Sakura, those lunatics are on sight
>mods will allow this spam again
>>284942085it's not spam it's a new chapter
>>284942085I'm only posting the 1 chapter since somebody threw a tantrum last thread also learn what spam is
>i'm only spamming the chapter that Sakon already posted today in the thread I derailed with my spam
>>284942270Oh boy. The obsessor is here. Enjoy instigating drama like you always do, I'm not feeding you after this post.
>>284941930I prefer when we discuss the series it's just hard to do at the level of spam lately.
>Enjoy instigating drama like you always doThe fucking irony of a spammer saying this
>>>284935406For you OP <3I'll post the b/w later, maybe. I'm sure schizos are going to go off like usual.
>>284942336Yeah. It really only takes 1 obsessed anon to ruin these threads, but it's been doubly had since the guy he won't shut up about has been spamming threads too.
>>284942165>I came forth in this bodyGAY
I can't wit for Jiraiya to beat Pain and kiss Tsunade!
>>284942198I just bought the entire Naruto manga instead of a single Boruto volume. I hope this contributes to the rights holders knowing what people want.
>>284942198I am praying for this to happen in the next three months.>kishimoto.Now Shueisha give me more time, i mean give us more time.>Shueisha shonen director.You have six not one or two but six months to deliver your ideas in to success, or its a wrap i cant sell this garbage spinoff.>kishimoto.But sir were currently doing monthly releases thats not quite fair?>Shueisha.I gave you enough time dont you think?>kishimoto.we will start to bring this series back in to popularity but give us more time we got it figured out and its going to be with in our budget but please give us more time.>Shueisha.Six months !!!! your call friend !!!!!, im the one doing you and your little partner in crime a favor.
>>284942282Wtf is this jutsu? He can move inside of shadows and only uses it one time? Why doesn't the Nara clan know about this
>>284942558Would never happen even if he survived.
>>284942999Jiraiya has the most versatile moveset and doesn't explain shit.
>>284942999We saw the demon jobbers come out of a puddle.
Alright, guess I'll dump this now since I have some time before i go out.
>>284943082How is it even at all a toad based jutsu? It's shadow manipulation
Haven't been in the Naruto Daily's for a while. Are we still mad about the Sound ninja dying early on in the series? I have a soft spot for under utilized supporting characters so I'm not judging.
>>284942999The Nara clan are frauds.
Is there any actual reason he couldn't just talk to the guy who taught him everything?
>>284943315>before i go out.Hide your kids and alert the authorities, Aussiebros.
>>284941849>that Chidori the instant he sees NarutoIts muscle memory at this point
>>284943802this jobber seriously thinks she can handle jiraiya.
>>284942282This shits wizardry at this point
i wonder if this obsessor has any self awareness or if his only purpose is to shitpost for (You)s
>>284942999They’re not That Guy
>>284943742Shonen characters have this obsessive compulsion to sever every tie to their old lives to prove they mean business to themselves
End. Happy New Year Naruto bros. Somehow, we'll make it to the end, even with the reoccurring annoyances. Sakon will take back over tomorrow/today.
>>284944075thanks op.
>>284941729>not starting from 389
>>284943041Next two chapters tsunade literally says that if he manages to come out alive she wont hold back
>thread made not by Sakon>Jeetsuke doesn't derail itI-I'm nooticing...
>>284944461anon you weren't supposed to do that...>>284944237Jiraiya spends so many years of his life outside the village that Tsunade barely knows him.
>>284944237Tsunade was probably willing give a chance to Jiraiya but Jiraiya likely would have rejected her anyway because he had already realized that Tsunade never got over Dan and likely never will
>>284944847Volcel Jiraiya rejecting Tsunade would be his peak, she'd be so mad.
>>284944659Thats funny how sasuke literally becomes jiraya in bort, except hes not a horny hippie murderer.
>>284941849Lol
>>284944967She held out on him for grief on her dead lover so its not her fault, sakura did the same thing and according to her novel she wanted naruto but it was to late for her and tsunade told her no.
>>284944461>everyone i dislike is 1 guySchizo...
>>284945253Interesting, but I wouldn't read much into the novels. They're basically Shueisha-published fanfiction.
>>284944461He's probably sleeping...for now.
These daily naruto threads are the worst general on /a/
They're the only threads I read on /a/
>>284945562Is it still considered cannon.
>>284943359>Haven't been in the Naruto Daily's for a whileAnd you still aren't since this is the spammers daily
>>284945860That's dubious at best, some novels taking place in the blank period aren't even canon to Boruto.
>>284944075>even with the reoccurring annoyancesYou mean yourself?>Sakon will take back over tomorrow/today.He never left? He already posted the chapter you just spammed >>284924450
>>284945860In reality No theyre psuedo cannon kishimoto never wrote them he illustrated it.The minato one shot manga as far as i know is the only one that is 100% cannon done by him.And just by the feel and look of the subtext there is no mistake it’s kishi work
If you really want to push sasjeet over the edge make a thread in /v/ related to Boruto
>>284945253>novel she wanted naruto but it was to late for her and tsunade told her no.That's not what happened in that novel.
>>284946022Holy fuck faggot. Nobody cares about your obsession with stupid drama. Move on. Last (You) you're getting from me.
>>284944461Well yeah, the spam schizo made this thread. He has no reason to derail it.
>derail and spam a thread and for hours>haha no one cares, certainly no me
>please care about my drama>everyone i dislike is the sausjeetIt's amazing how you've become more annoying than the faggot you always whine about.
>my dramaYou're the one spamming chapters
>>284946487What happened then not that it matters or that its cannon as stated in here.
>>284948389It's an one off gag over Naruto teasing Sakura and her feeling a bit jealous after seeing him dating Hinata, not because she wants him but because she's feeling lonely due to everyone else getting into a relationship.
>>284942430Thanks OP. Just watching the faggot seethe makes the repost worth it.
>>284941884How hard is it to say clone instead of doppelganger?
Much better thread
We've reached the point where someone makes this thread and unironically half the people think the OP is sasukefag and the other half thanks the OP for pissing off sasukefag
>>284953167Cancerous either way
Cheers faggots
>>284941849>>284941884so do we consider the Uzumaki clan a plothole?
>>284956713Eh. They don't really break any rules and they're basically a pointless addition since their clan was wiped out, and every living Uzumaki doesn't really care about their heritage, so I don't think so. The Senju being wiped out with absolutely no explanation is a plot hole though.
>>284943359We're mmad about Yugito (and other jinchuriki) dying offscreen now.This is not the real daily, but may aswell use the thread until the next chapter goes up I guess.
>>284957110>This is not the real dailyWhy not?
>>284956956but how can you explain Kushina? She was in the village when the Nine Tails attacked, her parents were Uzumaki too, it wasn't that long ago in the timeline.. then where do Karin and Nagato come from? There was a Uzumaki shrine place in the village just like the Uchihas had their tablets
Thanks op
>>284957200The timeline is a plothole and completely inconsistent, but the Uzumaki themselves are not a plothole.
>>284942323jiraiya is honestly Epstein coded. Dude literally helped raise this orphan and almost everything he said about her is how much he thought she'd be fuckable, and then how she did end up fuckableHe's right obviously, but it's pretty weird to say as the guy who helped raise her from adolescence
>>284957200>>284957259anime is pretty clear about it. Uzumaki are Land of Eddies, which were exterminated. Kushina, Nagato, Karin, and anyone else had left the village before it was destroyed, and it isn't really surprising that a few families had emigrated before a cataclysm happened
>>284943438Sasuke didn't know that was a clone.
>>284957935Naruto is his best friend. Believe it!
>>284957935He was hoping that it wasn't.
Weird how much less drama there is when anonymous dumps the chapter. Very strange that.
>>284957409Anyone who ascribes current purity spiral culture is obviously a newfag. No Jiraiya did not groom Konan or intend to get with her as an adult, he hoped she'd survive, live a normal life and have no difficulty getting a husband. If he says out of pocket things unbefitting a father figure it's because he's deeply uncomfortable with a paternal role because he isn't mature enough to be a real role model. That's why he took most of a day to realize he messed up when Naruto wanted to hang out and have ice cream after watching kids with their parents and having a moment of loneliness. This is my headcanon but I expect Jiraiya has bastard kids that he doesn't take care of and he feels guilty if he gives more attention to random kids than his own.
>>284960250>If he says out of pocket thingsStupid zoom zoom. Your opinion is discarded.
Doesn't anyone feel like it was kind of a waste not to have Team Kurenai fight with Sasuke's Hebi teammates in this arc
>>284941729who the fuck are you
>>284957409I don't know as I believe Shippuden characters age better than the Leaf. I find it telling Konan and Samui stay in Shippuden modern design as opposed to hitting the wall
>>284941849>Chidori on sightFucking kek.
how the fuck did kishi mess this shit up?
>>284941849Do you think Sasu realized that that's a shadow clone? It's much funnier to think he believed that was the real Naruto and instinctively ran a chidori through him.
>>284962087By picking the shittiest age imaginable to focus on and leaning too much into fantastical elements. We could've had metal gear solid adventures of rugged leaf ninjas facing hardships of war and political intrigue instead and it would've been ludokino.
>>284962087giving saucegay asspull victories after asspull victories was his biggest mistake, most shippuden fights were kino but literally every single sasuke fights were pure unfiltered dogshit
>>284962087he twisted the entire plot for Itachi
Mods are yuou just ignoring us? I have reported this thread. I know others have. I understand that the spammer paid for a pass, but I think all of us really want you guys to do the right thing and kill this actual Narutard. This guy is the mouth breather doing the Naruto run in the cafeteria causing a scene, we are just trying to read. Please help us start the new year right. Thank you.
>>284941930I use to participate a lot, but now by the time I get to read the chapter the threads have always archived, and it's hard to catch a live one.Anyways, you're just feeding the drama by reposting the chapter, nigger.
I feel like half life 3 is more likely to come out before the 4 episodes
>>284963758Let's all agree to report the first five or so pages the spammer will dump after the daily chapter to try and spam the thread. We have more chances of making the mods understand what's happening (deliberate spamming of threads) if we focus our reports on the same pictures.
>>284957409I don't know of it's because of Pein but Amekagure women become plump. I think the leaf age like hell because they starve their women. The chapter has Konan run the festivals to keep Amekagure content. Nagato is an architect
>>284962087Jiraya figured out the plot. He knew Madara was the mastermind. The goofy mask is just a facade to hide his nihilism but he has principles.
>>284965100He only knew because thats what minato told him before he died , after communicating with that one toad thats like a scroll.
>>284960466I'm 35, no cap.
>>284964013This year will be kishis crash out year.
I wish this guy stopped drawing
>>284966736>tfw you're about to job to uchihawank
>>284941729>>284943315Who was he meeting here?
>>284968511Rather than "don't notice", I should have said "didn't even try to understand". They probably saw reports of a manga page and wrote it off as a false report. If we all report the same pages it might clear up the misunderstanding.
>>284968572Many people have already been reporting the schizo, they understand what he's doing.
>>284965590I can honestly see talking animals making Sharigan users schizo, but the fact a frog figured out the plot more than Kishimoto is hilarious. Too bad Neji is too medicated because he would have known Madara is behind it.
>>284953167It's a living meme.
i think it's hilarious how often I'm accused of being someone I'm not in these threads anyway, I'm sure this next year will be great. I didn't spam chapters, and I redumped because Sakon said he would and because the previous thread was overrun with drama. You can all continue bickering over your schizo. Happy New year ~
I'm going to laugh if the other thread is overrun with drama and this ones remains up
#284973467>someone says they'd do something themselves>take the liberty of doing for them even though they literally didn't ask for it>the spammer coincidentally didn't effect this thread too >i'm totally not the spammer haha, honestIf you say so, spamschizo.
>>284974743Schizo
>>284941729Based
>>284977018>necrobumpingCrazy how you call others schizos.
>>284977310Lol
>>284977310Poor schizo
Yay
>>284977310Schizo...
>>284962998deidara one is the worst imo, a stain on the series>kuchiyose? >and genjutsu on manda? >while low on chakra? >in 1 second at best before the explosion?
And somehow, the reposted thread from yesterday ends up being better
>>284982836Both threads are shit, actually
Live!
>>284962998Naruto and Sasuke are definitely up there in the "asspulls their way out of every situation" rankings. Naruto talk-no-jutsu's everybody until he becomes Ninja Jesus and Sasuke gets magical eye upgrades or just an extra bit of chakra whenever it's convenient. I understand that the heroes of the story have to be the heroes but when they literally never lose it gets fucking boring
Can you faggots just post the chapter on time? I don't care about your thread drama. Naruto is shit anyway.
>>284984646>post the chapter on timeWhen would that be?
>>284984655Whenever I check the catalog.
>>284984691Throw a time out there.
>>284984903Now
Nah
I won
>>284942999>>284943082He's the only true ninja in the the manga.
I can finally let the thread die naturally knowing the retard is upset about it.
Genuinely curious, why do anons have some weird allegiance to OPs? I've never seen people care so much who creates threads on a site dedicated to anonymity. Is this unique to Naruto or are other series like this too?
Imagine making this much of an embarrassment of yourself and trying to cope that it's a win. Only stinksuke
>>284986375I think you're more embarrassing tbqhwyd
>spending 4 hours on new years spamming to bump limit while no one repliedthe lowest low I've ever seen any schizo hit on 4chan.
>>284984587nardo's fights were actually well written for the most part, nagato getting tnj'd kinda sucks but it's much better written than obito, he beat the six paths of pain fairly, sasuke fights on the other hand.......
>>284986449And yet, here you are lmao
>>284986489>he beat the six paths of pain fairlyI mean, he clearly would have lost if it was a straight up 1 on 1
>anon is so obsessed with his faggot he accuses everyone else of being him>can't help but shout in the wind in an empty thread to call out to his faggot>constantly brings up his faggot and mentions his posts from other boards>creates lore on where his faggot lives and why he's so patheticI will never not be amused by the absence of self awareness by this retard obsessor.
>>284986735>creates lore on where his faggot lives and why he's so patheticDon't forget the accusations of doing actual illegal things
Test
>>284987048Congratulations on yet another ban evasion, sasjeet
>>284987082>he's still hereSasukefag really should thank you for how hard you try to keep him relevant
>>284987110He is sauskefags biggest fan. I would think he's sauskefag himself with how relentless he is about bringing him up in every thread
>>284966736I had a crush on her before I was even in my 20s.
>>284987355Based
Why does this series attract such insufferable posters?
>>284943532damn there are more than 8 characters on this mission I'm sure they will do something
>>284987952Because its because well uhm we all have out insecurities.
>>284982364Perhaps Manda was already Genjutsu'd and ready to be summoned (With the chakra already setup) before the fightSasuke did mention a backup plan after all
>>284990334that's not how genjutsu works
>>284982364>Before the explosionWorse, it was AFTER the explosion.
>>284990886It is though, the point is that you force a contract on them. That's exactly how Obito controlled the 9 tails because that contract was able to be interfered with by Minato.
>>284991914Nine Tails is not a summon animal
>>284987952Only one.
>>284992143Yes it is.
>>284993085no
How used are Naruto's lips?
>>284993651Then why did Madara try to summon 9 tails during the war? It was obviously only not successful because it was sealed inside Naruto.
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