What was the purpose of this?
>>285092299Same as this
>>285092358>the rebuild are badWas this scene in the show? No. Rebuilds are better
>>285092358>comparing foot fetish pandering to a classic 20th century film gagAbsolutely not.
>>285092358
It always goes wrong when we come to dessert.
>>285092628Cherry cherry lady...
>>285092299
>>285092435Based
>>285092299comedy
>>285092299She got kicked out the chocolate factory
>>285092819>Rei's Teriyaki sauce
>>285092358Fpbp
>>285092819
>give her a plugsuit that acts a pressure suit for the dive>forget the helmet
>>285092299The show was trying to idiot-proof the concept of "Thermal expansion." If you couldn't understand thermal expansion by the scientific explanation given earlier, the show just made you look at Asuka blowing up in a fat suit and go "haha hot things get fat."
>>285093046Reminder that Anno is a vegetarian.
>>285092888
>>285092667
>>285093098I forgot this started out as a kid's show.
>>285093117EWWWWWWWWWWwhat a weakling
>>285093253He has a thing about the physical form of an animal being physically mangled.
>>285093310Why does he make himself out as such a victim? That's yucky.
>>285093360He's a vegetarian. It doesn't make him a victim. It makes him a hypocrite. He won't bring himself to eat meat, but he will happily take the money of the biggest cow slaughterers on the face of the planet.
>>285093310
If you like chubbies.
>>285092299This and Johnny Swell corrupted me. I'm ok with it though.
>>285092819What's with the recolor on the side?
>>285092299Do not fart in the plug suit.
>>285093404A personal hang-up is not necessarily a moral or political stance.
>>285093117He can suck on dezz nuts then
>>285093404from pic related"I like tofu. I just don't want to eat meat or fish. It's not for religious reasons.">WOW THAT ANNO IS A REAL SOAPBOXING HYPOCRITE
>>285093117
>>285097210And the religious symbology is there because it looks cool, right?
>>285095713having mcdonald’s-themed recolors is a huge part of these collabs.
>>285097257Odd, Shinji (a.k.a Anno's self insert) ate curry which had pieces of meat in it.
>>285097257Every day I find some reason behind the scenes to detest this guy, I'm starting to hate him just as much if not more than Miyazaki.
>>285097370Clearly he had lapses in memory and allowed him to briefly be his own character.
>>285093404His motivation isn't unreasonable if >>285093310 is to be believed, so that's not really hypocrisy.But many vegetarians are because plant life experiences, at bare minimum, something approaching pain, and plants communicate when they're threatened. Vegetarianism is still consumption.
>>285097424Vegetarians are what they eat, mentally.
>>285097424>plants think>>285097482>plants are brainlesswhat the fuck am I readingdo plants have minds or not
>>285097509The're vegatables mentally.
>>285097509Brain is just a large scale structure deliberately optimized for data processing as its primary focus. Plants don't have minds in normal human sense perhaps, but a form of thought in a sense of response and adaptation to reality is present. You can see it especially so in fly-traps and a particular sort of extremely poisonous apple tree, I don't remember the name.
>>285097726>deliberately optimizedare we going into debating intelligent design vs evolution or what? not looking good>a sense of response and adaptationdo you control your heartbeat, vascular valves, digestion, and hormone production "thoughtfully" or "consciously?" or is this shit more or less "thoughtless" and "actually plants don't fucking have an approximate organ to the brain therefore don't think?"
>>285093232It's got blood and gore and pain in the very first episode, I'd argue it was never really a kids' show.
>>285092299my diiih
>>285097984But that's what kids love, isn't it?
>>285097984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuX847cXVxc
>>285092667Something about this is hilarious. What do you think an Eggman-Asuka would act like?
>>285092299Everytime I see an eve thread I wonder why /m/ even still exists.
>>285098340His sync ratio would probably be higher than actual Asuka's.
>>285097890Intelligent design and evolution aren't mutually exclusive.>do youWay to miss the point. How do you think all the items you've listed came into being? By smashing variables together until they stuck? Consciousness isn't limited to brains or even any conventional physical form (that's just a seeming biological convention, made for reasons), thoughts aren't limited to human pattern thinking, speed varies as well, plus some other things.
>>285092358Cute feet
>>285098938>that's just a seeming biological convention, made for reasonsso I'm actually talking to an ascended being with awareness of shit we haven't even discovered. god damn it
>>285093133>>285093193
>>285098990If you are incapable of being anything but an ironic whiner, I question your interest in any sort of discussion on the matter of consciousness, on any level and any scale.
>>285093098the average person probably doesn't know thermal shock well tbf
>>285098990>>285098938>>285097890>>285097726
>>285097210Tex Avery ate meat, so did William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, I doubt Anno cares, but it is funny that he brings them up as their favorite American animators there
>>285099056I pressed you about shit in your body that happens to be analogous to plant communication and also occurs without your being aware of it, and you decided to sidestep that shit with some occult noncarbonbasedlifeform sentience. gtfo
>>285099085is the idea of someone not purity-testing every bit of media they consume that strange?
>>285093133>>285099011
>>285097257Nadia was essentially a strawman that forced her beliefs on others without caring for their circumstances, especially at that point of the story. This is exemplified by Gargoyle, who is a huge Seaboo and wants to bring grorious Atrantis back to full power. She learns to become more flexible, while maintaining her own core values. She's not meant to be Anno's mouthpiece.
>>285099085I'm also guessing that there weren't that many notable vegetarian American animators back then. probably could have gotten away with renouncing them all if he was really a hardass about it
>>285099095There is no side step, humans are not plants. It's incorrect to compare a small process to a big process when they're the same thing in different modes of system, and it is incorrect to compare instincts and system maintaining parameters, i.e. autonomous subsystems to the process that calculates those instincts into being in the instance where solution must be made, and reality doesn't hard lock more optimal solutions. By themselves any of those things cannot do anything, the system cannot evolve or adapt to anything.You're just thinking what you want and not thinking about the processes and what does it take to actually make those processes, literal monkey see monkey do tier disposition.Regardless of whether or not plants possess a higher order consciousness comparable to human standard, and regardless of its suppression by current time period reality laws, meaning and purposes of the world, as well as inhuman player effects and old agreements of participants so as to allow human condition to come into being as it is, the process of processing reality is the same in all Earth's lifeforms. Nature just keeps things locked down.
>no aggressive lesbian sex scene between Asuka and Misato
>suppression by current time period reality laws, meaning and purposes of the world, as well as inhuman player effects and old agreements
>>285092299A lot of the middle EVA episodes were fetish stuff
>>285099512Life is chaos. Chaos of life is not a clockwork. Form is forced by whatever.
>>285099582so as I pray,
You can have your own thoughts or feelings about something, without forcing them onto or damning others. Both sides of the argument can get preachy and annoying, which is hardly a way to change minds. If Rei made a huge deal out of being vegetarian, I don't think she'd be quite as popular.
>>285099111It ain't like the old Tex Avery and Tom & Jerry shorts weren't full of black face gags, it doesn't bother me, but you can catch lots of things just by watching the shorts and not doing research, as a matter of fact the Tex Avery short "Blitz Wolf" has Japan being nuked and exploding on it's entirely as gag >>285099154Rei has a big ass for someone that skinny
>>285099683>You can have your own thoughts or feelings about something, without forcing them onto or damning others.If you're a coward about it sure.
>>285092358>>285092435Nice
>>285099683there is a literal schizo on one side of the argument please don't go "both sides" ...
>>285099742Japan also has "eating KFC" as a Christmas tradition despite the fact that during WW2 Colonel Sanders worked on the facility that developed the nukes that were used against Japan, obviously he wasn't the one making them he was just the lead chef feeding the people who made them but still, even if they know they probably don't care, otherwise Japan won't censor the shit outta everything nowadays only to appeal to the west, but then again maybe Anno does know given what he said about appealing to the West recently
>>285099154>>285099651Ruri >>>> Rei
>>285099901I meant eating meat or not, not like, this specific thread
>>285099965sublime
>>285093193
>>285099931To be fair KFC tastes better than McDonald's, at least were I live
>>285099901That's some nice jawline Shinji has there.
>>285099965>>285100100
>>285100298
>>285092299First of all, it's just funny. Evangelion is 1/3rd comedy, 1/3rd drama, and 1/3rd action.Secondly, it explores Asuka's personality. She's extremely concerned with what other people think of her but only to the point that she needs to be useful so she won't be discarded. So she'll wear the stupid fat suit and endure humiliation because they need her to pilot.
>>285100369She cute
>>285099230do you think even half of the people who post that image have watched nadia?
>>285098340holy shit this exists
>>285100461>RRRREEEEEEEEEH>MORE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT ARGGHHHHH
>>285101028accurate depiction of a german's inner monologue
>>285100538I watched Nadia 3 times. It's a good show. evil Atlantis supremacists.
>>285100538Can you blame them? that show was pretty bad, Gainax at its weakest
>>285092299Asuka needed some humbling and fatties needed some mocking. Two birds, one stone.
>>285092299To show that humbling hot gorls by inflating them big and round is peak
>>285092628>>285092299Okay but why not Misato inflation
>>285093058the word "plugsuit" is pretty hot
>>285092299for me to jerk off to it
I will always love this episode for being the stupidest of the show by far, but intentionally ratcheting up the stakes and saying that if they screw up third impact might happen, just to get the audience to buy it hook, line and sinker. Like we actually took the show seriously enough to watch EoE in theaters after this chuuni cringe but it works every time.
>>285092299We used to laugh at fat people.
>>285093133>>285099011>>285099154Why were they more willing to show Rei nipples but not Asuka nipples?
>>285092299Asuka deserves to be pointed and laughed at
>>285097257Nadia was just Black Hitler
>>285103161Cute Ruri
>>285097210>Ikuhara:Anno-san said a weird thing. He was impressed by Usagi's transformation in front of Mamoru in ep34.>Hideaki Anno:Weird?!>Ikuhara:The reason is super weird. Usagi blushes before the signature phrase. He said she was prepared to show her naked body. That impressed Anno-san.>Sato:Wow, that's exact what I tried to do.>Ikuhara:What? Really? That's why she blushed? I didn't expect that.>Sato:When I helped the storyboard of the scene, I added the blush.>Anno:He was looking at her body! (laugh) I knew it!!>Sato:That's right.>Anno:For the first time, I was moved to tears by Sailor Moon.>Ikuhara:You cried?!>Anno:Yeah, the bokeh in the track-up is nice. Plus, the soundtrack and sound effect go on. It cleverly suggests that the transformation is occuring in front of Mamoru,the blush suggests that she was prepared to show her body.
>>285106072Based
>>285093133>>285099154
>>285095713It's Eva Unit-M.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5QqIceKkms
>>285106187 Reibuild
>>285106187Based
>>285106187The movies liked Rei better given all the fanservice she got, poor Asuka was nerfed instead
>>285097257vegans are almost as annoying as trannies. Both mental illness
>>285102797Would it be derided today as fat shaming?
>>285092299To make my cock hard so that I will jerk off and buy Eva merch and then jerk off even more and then I'll watch the scene again and get hard and jerk off.
>>285092299She ate the forbidden gum
>>285092299By far the worst episode of the show. The worst part is when they establish that the Evas can't survive in lava without a special suit, then immediately forget this when Unit-01 jumps into the lava without a suit to rescue Asuka.
>>285108074>getting filtered by thermodynamicsbaka
>>285092299To make me like Asuka.
>>285107966This. Screw you OP, I thought that I could start the new year without relapsing in the night after 3 weeks of being sober.
This board is fucking dead.
>>285108788Degeneracy can flourish too, but only in the death of decency.
Latex fetish is for sickos.
>>285109317Why is that?
>>285098340I'm not even sure how those two words can fit in the same sentence.
>>285092299inflation is hot
>>285106187the 2nd film went full Reishin mode
>>285113570NO IT ISN'TMY CASH SAVINGS HAVE LOST 30% OF THEIR VALUE SINCE 2020
>>285114280Imagine not keeping your money in gold lmao
>>285113570Son of Dob...
>>285092435Why did they censor the nipples here anyway? They totally were allowed to show them.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
>>285114863Sometimes what you can't see is hotter than what you could.
>>2850923583/10 feet to be honest. Whoever drew this is not into feet AT ALL, look very simplistic and cartoonish. A well-drawn female foot should look realistic
>>285115533As they shouldn't be
>>285116036fag
>>285103753Rei isn't a person, so it doesn't count
>>285116712why does every character in rebuild have a huge sharp chin anyway?
>>285108074This episode is really good, IMO. The worst episode is the dual/twin Shinji/Asuka episode. Literally nothing gets done that episode.
>>285116990I wonder.
>>285103753Rei is meant to represent a more motherly relationship. One heavy aspect of motherhood is lactation, so the creators emphasized and exposed her breasts a lot so you would think of her in that kind of nursing capacity. Also, Hayashibara was commonly voicing girls who got their tits out back in the day. Also, they DID show Asuka's tits a few times, but opted for barbie boobs at broadcasts. It was a shame that we never got any full animation of Ritsuko or Misato topless. They looked like a million bucks, but the show runners always shot around them, even in plot vital scenes.
What if Rei was a Ninja?
>>285099095Your gut microflora experiences stress and other things without you being consciously aware of it. All the bacteria and stuff that live within you are their own organism. Humans are, in some measure of the word, a hive creature
>>285108074It's not all lava, just deep lava due to pressure. The entire buildup of "it's too deep misato!" explicitly referenced this. If Eva-01 missed and fell into the lava though then RIP
>>285098938>Consciousness isn't limited to brains or even any conventional physical formSorry, it is. Physicalism won over idealistic schizos hundred years ago. Take your panpsychist ass back to the psych ward.>inb4 metaphysics babble wall of text which proves nothing whatsoever
>thread about the original series>faggots bring up the reboot for no reason >mfw pic >>285119549
>>285108074>>285119399The problem isn't so much the crushing atmospheric pressure in the magma chamber as much as the fact the Eva's are still living creatures, so they're still subject to proteins breaking down from the heat. The pilots and their eva's would have died from literally cooking alive before ever reaching crush depth.
>>285118641And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a wagon...
>>285114465But what happens if war with Russia breaks out and you need to buy a ticket to America, or if you get sick and need to pay medical bills?
>>285097424Plants aren't cute like animals.They don't make little noises and nuzzle you affectionately in exchange for pets.Hell i feel bad about eating food that's shaped like cute things, i don't want to destroy something so precious.
>>285120258
>>285097726The main purpose of a brain is to be able to move your body.
>>285120192Rei can be a ninja
>>285120154It's both to an exent. Lava doesn't even immediately kill humans. Of course it kinda ruins the scene somewhat if after jumping in after her shinji turns around and yells to misato "HURRY UP AND PULL US OUT IT'S FUVKING HOT"The living creature argument doesn't really hold up that well considering Evas went to the sea floor for Asuka's introductory battle.>>285120224If war breaks out to that extent you won't be escaping legally, so gold would serve as effective bribes.>>285120258Expand your consciousness. Plants are pretty cute.
>>285122305>the sea floorto be fair they weren't that deep, it was just the flooded remnants of tokyo still on the continental shelf or whatever
>>285122452That's -a- sea floor still...
>>285122496Theres the schizo babble kek.
>>285122452The map was Yokohama, so I guess it got torn off from Tokyo1 and sent a kilometer out to sea?
>>285122452>i am under the water pls help me blub blub blub blub
>>285122160She's a sniper thoAsuka is the melee
>>285122305>HURRY UP AND PULL US OUT IT'S FUVKING HOT"That's literally what Asuka was saying by that point pretty sure
>>285092299She's 14 years old
>>285123204God I wish I was still that young
>>285092299Every month or so there is another "wtf blueberry Asuka" thread on here. Is it the same fag?
>>285123354Yes, he tends to make shit Asuka threads
>>285123354Probably not. It clearly interests a lot of people considering how popular these threads always are. I'm not OP, and I have never made a blueberry Asuka thread, but this scene stood out to me as being weird as fuck the moment I first watched it on top of being super memorable visually.
>>285122496>Suddenly regurgitates /pol/ script as soon as it has to think for itselfPseudo-intellectual midwits can't keep being this predictable.
>>285124754Anno fetish reveal?
>>285124927Stop crying kike.
Would Rei have done better in the d-type suit than Asuka?
>>285125798Maybe a bit (with the same overall result), but Rei without the character development she ends with by the end of the series is hardly better than a dummy plug.
Asuka #1
>>285126900Ichiban!
>>285126900No, Shinji was number 1, Asuka was number 2. Did you even watch the anime?
>>285092299Göring, yah
>>285123354wouldn't it be cherry in this situation>>285124762a vegan would never be this fat
>>285129532many potato chips
>>285129532isn't she just vegetarian?
>>285129835correct, you could say ovo lacto vegan at most
>>285117202Asuka's nipples are visible in End of Evangelion.
>>285092299What was the purpose of this?
>>285129882>>285129835Need a true loremaster to go through the tv series and see if there are any confirmed scenes of Rei eating dairy or eggs.
>>285120745This
>>285130048the noodle scene is all I remember from the series rn, she ordered fried garlic noodles with scallions n bamboo shoots
>>285097424>plant life experiences, at bare minimum, something approaching pain, and plants communicate when they're threatened. Vegetarianism is still consumption.This is always such a dumb argument from people that have never grown vegetables. Vegetables die quickly after ripening. They fully expect to be eaten because thats how their seeds get scattered.
>>285130323chilli peppers evolved to be spicy to try and deter elephants n such from eating them, because they wanted birds to eat them and then poop them out miles away to spread seeds, cuz birds can't taste spice but elephants canthe mycelium network is pretty neat too
>>285130048She absorbed Gendo's arm.
>>285092358stupid violent ungrateful arrogant cunt
>>285106072little things like this we don't get in the digital age because all of it is being commanded top-down and every change is cataloged, and they would never approve a personal touch like that.
I don't get Puriteens in fucking Eva threads.>Nooooo nobody ever used to make fetishbait of Asuka before!!!!!Eva threads used to be filled to the brim with naked/nearly naked pictures of all the Eva girls and nobody cared because the show sexualized them first.
>>285130753Balding zoomers who never had a real childhood or experienced teen love have become the core demographic of Evangelion now, they seek to fix the problematic things about this series.
>>285130753it's the only anime they ever saw
>>285124762Fat Rei is a treasure
>>285116852
>>285097257
>>285130011Yeah, big time. Not on the show though. You could say Misato was seen topless too, but it depends on if this sketch is canon. We're at least pretty sure he saw Misatos' scar in the jet alone episode, and she was definitely topless in that scene in front of him for the jet alone episode, though, but wearing a towel.
>>285132531Fat Asuka is more realistic though
>>285099965I've had bigger than this since elementary school
>>285118641>>285124762American Reihttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767891330075406.webm
>>285099683>NOOOO you can't make me see the errors of my way noooooooo
>>285134912There's no point in getting bent out of shape about it when the entire system lives in error
>>285134641If they started feeding Rei a non vegan diet
>>285130018Why is she blushing?
>>285137105Why do women cum when they're being raped?
Is it even possible to dive into lava? Let alone SEE anything in it?I know it's technically a liquid but it's still rock.
>>285101122Whatever you say, English
>>285138088I think they said something about magnetic imaging and agitating the surface with a laser so Unit 02 didn't just plop on top and melt in full view like a vinyl figure on a stove.
>>285137105
>>285138684Why do people focus on Asuka’s “mindrape” when Rei had every cell in her body thoroughly impregnated by a tentacle monster
>>285139541Because Rei came, and Asuka did not.
>>285134641She moans more passionately than half of the girls in any hentai.
>>285139691Isn't that... worse?
>>285138088no, but its fiction so whatever
>>285130018What was the purpose of those veins?
>>285140524To show the angel infecting Rei.
>>285140599What is the infection?
>>285123204yeah, and?
>>285141242The angel. Same case with Toji.
>>285141447Okay yeah but like what are those freaky veins? Is she having a massive aneurysm or is it telepathically snaking under the skin trying to get a feel for something?
>>285139541Rei took it like a champ
>>285139541your mind makes it real
>>285141736It's a reaction to Unit 00 being directly penetrated by the angel.
>>285141736She’s being transformed into more angels , it’s shown in the manga and I think the directors cut.
>>285142977Wtf does that even meanI swear to god these last few angels used the gayest bullshit possible for their attacks
>>285141736it shows infection and bodily violation in a visual sci-fi way
>>285134641Baloney pony!
>>285138088They dove into magma, not lava
>They dove into magma, not lava
>>285147530Kek
>>285130018To show what its like when you are a passenger in someones car driving down the turnpike and got to take a shit real bad but the next exit is still like 12 miles away.
>>285123204/10!
>>28514971210! is 3 628 800, anon...
>>285147530You mad bro?
>>285147530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfx799mfD-A
>>285151226Imagine Heero and Rei on a date. Would even five words get said the entire time?
>>285151438do they even discuss their meal before heero threatens to kill her or not?
>>285097257>or fishDo people really not consider fish meat? I always see a distinction between the two.
>>285151622From the Buddhist perspective the fish is a lower life form than a cow, pig, or chicken. From the Catholic perspective fish is considered permissible to eat during days of abstention from meat as a practical measure during Lent and other times of fasting. However when the Portuguese arrived in Japan they realized the Japanese Christians were already eating fish all day every day, so they instructed them on how to eat fried vegetables, tempura, so that they would also have a dietary change during Lent.
>>285151622they make a distinction between fish and like, land animals I guess, "its ok to eat fish, cuz they don't have any feelings", I've seen some people claim chicken is ok. pescatarian is the term for like, "no meat but fish is ok", bruce lee was into fish for health reasons, the science on fish pain has advanced since kurt cobain wrote a lyric about it.
>>285151739It's always fun when Buddhists and Catholics agree on something. Like how they both have monks.
>>285092299Anno wanted his fetish in the show
>mfw after watching evangelion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UanTCFKKg&list=PLz-r6ePUJBv-VM2o3LjBawaDc3ZsuBz50
>>285151945>total queer gay loser who gets Misato killedNobody should sympathize with Shinji, he should have manned up and started running.
annos dad lost one of his legs in the war n took it out on his dumb kid who liked kamen rider too much
>>285092358Based
>>285151945Kek
>>285152232Oh so Anno's dad is Gendo, and the Rebuilds featuring Shinji and Gendo reconciling are Anno finally coming to terms with his childhood.
>>285152748his dad did apparently chill out after his retard son made a godzilla film n a bunch of moneybonus; anno claims he doesn't "get" the kawarou stuff n you should ask sadamoto about it
>>285152822God I hate Japanese animebros so much
>>285092299The director watched Charlie and the chocolate factory and developed a fetish before watching directing this
>>285139541Because she enjoyed it.
>>285130018>>285138684Reipe
>>285153045
>>285153253Gay
>>285153884bruh
>>285153909bussin? fr fr? no cap?
>>285099742>big ass for someone that skinnyIs this American or just baitIt's nothing special for people who walk, all the girls have the same body type in showFor someone who
>>285154066For someone who what?
>>285153991double decker bussin fr fr
>>285154185Faggots get the rope.
>>285154216not a fan of sausage?
>>285154320Not a fan of AIDS.
>>285154351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVL8GhpjIAA
>>285154365There is an official Eva STD thing they did
>>285154216Asuka...
>>285155344>Recap of episodes featuring Kaworu>screen changes to Kaworu and Shinji holding hands while walking into the sunset>screen changes to black>scrolling white text>Shinji and Kaworu both died of AIDSBravo Anno.
>>285155547It was actually Asuka and Shinji
>>285155955Is she gay or something?
>>285130018VEIN !?
>>285155987Shinji got it from Kaworu and gave it to Asuka
>>285151407Wh-what's going on here?
>>285157012She deserved it.
>>285157106You might even say, she voted for it.
>>285157152no
>>285152120They were dead either way, Unit 01's chamber was filled with bakelite way before they would have been able to reach it
>>285158931wut
>>285161596what
>>285163128comfy
>>285163743WHY DOES THE BRA GET BIGGER
>>285152822>doesn't "get" the Kaworu stuffWhat's to get? This is as gay as a Pride parade. And Anno had final say on all episodes, didn't he?
>>285166573Is Anno a faggot?
>>285166517speedwatcher
>>285166981Asuka deserves to have her head caved in with a sledgehammer.
>>285092299Inflation fetish
>>285139541because she's repleaceable and she's just an homonculus.
>>285166981Gainax is known for boobie fanaticsm
>>285092435
>>285167796My hero
As expected of the master
>>285170292No
>>285163128BEEFCAAAAAKE
Because it's hot when women get bigThe only thing hotter is when they get TOO big
>>285173110Based burstfag.
>>285173110Asuka would not stop at Rei.
>>285173128I like it when they go kaboom.>>285173164True, I like to imagine all of them going together.
>>285166840I don't know, but Shinji certainly is.
>>285173178Kino
>>285173164>Asuka filling Mari with diet soda until she's huge and bloated>Then feeding her a pack of mentos, and groping her until she blows
>inflation thread>it mostly DOESN'T turn into a fat threadThis is fascinating, is it because all the fatfags are over in their own thread right now? Or because it's also functioning as an Eva thread which is keeping the fatfags away?
>>285173417I dunno man I just like it when they explode (non lethally) I have fat pics but I won't post them here if there's another thread
>>285173466>(non lethally)I've never understood how that is supposed to work.
>>285173499I mean I just don't like the idea of them dying, it adds a negative tinge to proceedings. The act of them exploding (and the build up) is what's hot.How does it work? It works as well as real women inflating and exploding does, ie. It doesn't.
>>285173178
Where do I start if I want to watch this? I heard it was remade a few times or something.
Asuka and Rei and Mari should be pumped up until they're giantesses, so they can then explode even bigger.
>>285173674Just watch the original series. You don't even really need to watch EoE, though I'd highly recommend it.
>>285173674Series + Death True (2) + EoE
>«WARNING. WARNING.»>«Asuka is at 128% safe pressure.»>«Three minutes remain to reach minimum safe distance.»>>285173674>>285174003I'd recommend EOE even just for the visuals, which are a treat- giving extra context for the last couple of episodes of the series is good.>>285174059If he's watching the series does he need to watch Death True²? I thought that was just a recap movie.
The slimness makes for a lewd contrast when imagining them pumped to their limits
>>285174118why are you giving your opinion on it if you haven't watched it either. nothing after nge is "necessary", death is interesting as a visceral filmmaking experience. it's really a recap in name only since it doesn't explain any events and chops them up, intercuts them, takes them out of order, etc, in a way that's only coherent to someone who already knows them. it's about creating a mood and it does it through montage. also gotta understand it through the context of a movie-goer that has seen the series but not recently, it puts them back into that bleak anxiety of the finale for rebirth.
>>285174617Oh, fair enough then, I'm sorry for assuming. It's been a while since I watched the series so maybe I should watch that now.
Runaway thermal expansion...
FUCKThese TIGHT BODIES need to PUMP UP until they EXPLODE
>>285175517No
>>285176173awWhat if they didn't even inflate, just exploded?
>>285176360no
>>285177321awwwFine. What if they just quietly softly kissed each other for a million years
>>285175044beachballs
>>285177877Imagine the creaking and soft moans
>>285178620why are you like ths
>>285154216
>>285167040
>>285179468I mean, brain problems most likely.
>>285179540>>285179572
>>285180690
>>285180863
>>285180863>>285179572This part makes me sad so I can't enjoy EOE properly.
>>285181296Faggots ruin everything.
Shit like this is why Eva threads are the worst thing on this entire board
>>285123204and she will be inflated into a gigantic balloon!
>>285182313You're not helping.
>>285173309And of course scatfags show up. Fuck off.
>>285182313leave
>>285182657>scatwh?I said until she blows meaning until she explodes, I didn't think that could be misconstrued.
>>285107034I hate to be the bearer of bad news anon but never having sex was your problem...
>>285173880Eva-01 is a futa?
>>285093117only because he's one of those very autistic picky eatersI've seen him eat in those documentaries
>>285183291Yeah bro. You totally have no idea what I'm talking about.
>>285183361kek
>>285174003Watch the series up to episode 24. Once you finish 24 stop and watch EoE until it shows the empty IRL movie theater and Rei mentions the illusions ending when the dream ends. Then go watch episodes 25 and 26, then go back to EoE and finish watching from that same point, the part with the empty theater.
>>285097370Rei specifically says she dislikes eating meat too.
>>285183935...I don't think you know what scat is
>>285185027she actually has a weak system
>>285185048Gas counts as scat.
>>285186080I'm pretty sure gas/farting has it's own category.
hey what's going on in this thre-oh, it's that guy that ruins every eva thread on /v/ with his gross fetish...
>>285186411You mean liking Asuka?
>>285184343They put water in it like a water balloon? Then what was sloshing around in the original suit?
>>285186201No, it's scat.
>>285187354Scat is poop. It's not fart.
>>285182313No one attempts to talk about this show anymore since the final movie buzz wore off,Now all that's left is memes, mostly low quality ones
>>285173178>>285173655Based
>>285187459False.
>>285190994Dude Scat is literally an alternate term for feces...
>>285191177And farts / burps are literal shit particles. The mods consider them scat under the rules. And most expansions artists severely despise them for that reason. Stop being obtuse.
>>285092299I still can't believe Rei was replaced because Anno stopped being a hiki.
>>285192259Didnt he simply forget about her
>>285194141He swapped her for his irl wife.
>>285192222>burps are literal shit particles.
>>285189621
>>285173309>>285173214She only just tried on the d-type suit and the very first thing Asuka thought of was inflating Shinji. "This is the kind of thing you have Shinji for." And Rei was thinking how fun it would be to be round like Asuka or Shinji, so she volunteered. Of course Misato and Ritsuko already had a discussion on who would be the best pilot for the situation.
>>285092358You need how there arent the same shit with any male character, of Evangelion or other anime/manga. Animators undressing women is the reason why Miyazaki hates the anime industry
>>285092358First one was humor - not a fetish. Second one was for sexual tense moments. The foot in frame is not relevant but the scene as a whole context - not a fetish.
>>285194346No, he swapped Misato for his IRL wife. Rei at least still shows up in merch and promotional material, the one who truly got the shit end of the stick was Misato.
>>285199079It's always been Rei.
>>285200613Now I know she has black socks, thank you. Is this consistent throughout all episodes?
>>285201073She has whites drip-drying onto her bed and puts on the same black pair she took off to shower. What if Rei's a slob?
>>285201863I would clean up for Rei if she were a slob.
>>285092299>>285092358>>285092435It's called fetish fuel.
>>285199648Isn't Rei a clone of Shinji's mom?
How would have Gendo reacted if Shinji got into a romantic entanglement with Rei and got her pregnant? Would he high five his son for his taste, facepalm hard because now he has to retire a pilot or start sweating bullets because now he has another secret to hide from the Illuminati?
>>285202077Sort of, but it was escapism when it was made. It changed because the author changed irl.
>>285202151She can't. Rei doesn't have periods.
>>285202077
>>285203345>AnimaNot canon.
>>285203394Plus misrepresented. Rei's still a direct clone and I think that's even after Yui started impersonating Rei 5.
>>285191177Why does this hit different than if it was Misato or Asuka?
>>285203394>discussing canon in japanese productsXD
>>285203745Your point?
>>285163128
>>285204429I knew Kaworu was a jewish faggot.
>>285204429Stan and Kenny are gay for each other??
>>285093117And, as usual, nobody asked.
>>285201073Rei and her cute midlength black socks are iconic
>>285204429
>>285206319She should be naked
>>285208123This
>>285092299>>285163743>>285170034>>285173128>>285173214>>285173669>>285175044>>285178620>>285182736>>285184343Saved thanks
>>285210545why
The purpose is so I can jack off anon
>>285206319Rei's black socks, Shinji's black pants... they were made for each other.
>>285211930>Shinji's black pantsThose are clearly blue.
>>285211864Does a focused image of those background cells exist?
>>285206319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSQIx0cfaHQ
>>285202077Maybe like 50%. Otherwise she's completely her own person. And personality is where it matters more.
>>285212925Rei is red and Asuka is blue
>>285212405No they're not.
Magma Diver was one of the best episodes and I'm tired of pretending it was not.
>>285214970You ever get tired of pretending that this is twitter and?
>>285215266I just know Eva Monkey talking points when I see them.
>>285217506Nasty
>>285214970the mid series episodes are a great litmus test
>>285092628
>>285221463top kek
Asuka would not be stupid enough to take unsolicited candies or chewing gum! No way!
>>285092358how is this foot fetish pandering? its a badly drawn foot
>>285130048Buttered toast
>>285222209ironic footfags cant tell the difference
>>285205024Yeah if we're gonna do South Park-accurate faggotry then Kaworu should be Cartman and Shinji should be Kyle. Or vice versa.
>>285092299death for berry boy!
inflation is really gross
>>285221463You recreated the Warden from Superjail.
>>285222177she big
Misato... All that yebisu, all that carbonation...
>>285092400Imagine being so desperate that feigned anime nudity made you like the terrible rebuild movies, it's an insane level of dogshit taste.
>>285092358Kino
>>285222927Why does this exist?
>>285227670You know
>>285230442Yeah but like seriously, this seems niche Who would want to buy that and put it on display?
>>285232307Trash taste
>>285234158For you
>>285092299Appeal to DBZ fans and their disgusting expansion fetish. It didn't work because it wasn't a man nor was vore involved. Sick fucks