Volume 41Tale of Jiraiya the GallantChapter 377: Honored Sage Mode!!Previous chapter: >>>285071906Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
>>285095265bros, i am starting to think this pain fellow has 6 bodies... one for each path. is Jiraiya about to get played?
>>285095353>couldn't tank this in sage modeJiraya bros...
time for more random jutsus we'll never see again ever
>schizodumpWill not read.
>>285095465you actually read this slop? you're just supposed to comment on it without knowing what's going on. how new are you?
>>285095396if Jiraiya transformed this Pain into a toad here he could have saved himself quite a bit of trouble
>>285095396This oneshots Itachi btw
>>285095477just think about how much better this manga would have been if Jiriaya won this fight, and then banged Tsunade.
>>285095498uooooohhhh old pervert foot service. kishimoto knows what i like
What does making the rasengan massive do?
>>285095265>sakon said he's going to post today>spammer does it anywayKill yourself schizo
>>285095376>occular jutsuyeah aside from the shared vision nothing about this shit is occular
>>285095584it makes your bussy squirt.
>>285095530How do you get past that if you can't absorb this shit?
>>285095598Now he's a proper jobber
B/W later today
>>285095476>>285095530it makes sense with the rasengan because it's literaly just chakra but I think it's stupid that literal burning oil can get slurped up too
>>285095691you TANK it like any real man would. you must be some zoomer bitch ass faggot to even ask.
>>285095408It's amusing how much Jiraiya breaks the consistency of the manga
>>285095751Did you mean to say Itachi?
>>285095699>B/W laterlazy shit OP compared to sakon
>>285095751By being an actual ninja with ninjutsu?
>>285095852Having a bag of tricks is kinda cool and more characters should have it, but with Jiraya he always just makes up a jutsu that fits the situation and uses it once in that situation, then never again,
>>285095913it's called being based. Uchiniggers don't understand that because everything is always "muh eyes"
>>285095913Not really.Itachi making up Izanami on the spot because they have literally no way of damaging Kabuto otherwise is actually what you describe.Jiraiya using a sea of boiling oil or barriers is nice but it's not like the fight couldn't go without it. He could just use a random Katon, it's just that Kishimoto wanted to give him something cooler for that.
>>285095913He only has two fights in the series and he was handicapped against orochimaru.
>>285095913He uses his hair jutsu a few times. I think it's funny how none of the women use any type of hair-ninjutsu minus Ino that one time it seems very versatile
>>285095577I don't care much for these handful of chapters so the daily getting hijacked doesn't bother me too much (even though I still think it's pretty sharty)
>>285095913He's just doing what Kakashi the copy ninja with 1000 jutsu under his belt was supposed to be
How would you rewrite Jiraiya's bag if you think it doesn't make sense?
>>285096143I prefer the earlier time, so idgaf who dumps. Seems lazy not to dump the black and white after, but I guess ramen used to split the dumps too.
>>285095699Kill yourself faggot
I like that he gets there before the geta falls to the ground>>285095498>>285095517>>285095530
>>285095376Funnypoo
>>285095376These are better summons than Bunta somehow
>>285096189Well for starters just delete the barrier and just have him use the frog tounge ability to detect people, it would fit thematically and would require coordination between Jiraya and the frog.Most of his tricks are just things that work for plot convenience so you have to end up rewriting the entire plot if you want to change them, like with his infiltration of ame.
>>285096339But he actually didn't use the barrier to get rid of the chameleon, it ended up staying out of range and spamming summons.It will actually only be used at the end to snatch a Pain, which is probably an actual instance of RANDOM BULLSHIT GO
>>285095420>stir up some fried PainJiraiya never mentioned his name, only that he was one of his old students.
>>285096199Last thread still had over a hundred posts left too, there was room there for this chapter.
>>285096398Maybe she actually said "pain" and not "Pain"
>>285095444aaaaiiiiieeeee konanbros don't look
>>285095444>two elements + oilWe Kakuzu now?
>>285095699>hijacks daily>doesn't finish dailykek
How do you think the Tenseigan compares to the Rinnegan in terms of coolness and power.
>>285095465>Will not readOh no! Anyway...>>285095699What in the tarnation! Thanks OP
>>285095265Fat fuck.
>>285095376Crosseyedraiya
>>285095420>KinKishi reused the name of that sound jobber or is this written differently in kanji?
>>285095465Eh, the actual schizo wouldn't stop talking about Sakon while the dump is going.
>>285097078It's the schizo but he's silent for once so I guess that can work as a dump.
>>285095494>This oneshots It-ACK!
>>285097051Isn't this just old speak or something?
>>285095549TRACED from Popo.>>285095577WEAKraiya...>>285095691It's made out of chakra, lol use gentle fist or chakra scalpel.
>>285095699>>285096734Thank you OP!
>>285097143When has gentle fist undone a Rasengan, let alone chakra scalpel?
>>285096719I think the Tenseigan is cooler on a aesthetic level although more basic.
>>285096292>>285096319>>285096417I think i prefer the b/w version for this part. If it wasn't censored by VIZ, the b/w would be far superior overall.
>>285097177Gentle fist is supposed to cut through chakra and rasengan is made out chakra, chakra scalpel also accomplishs some of the things Gentle fist does (even better than it in some scenarios), so it's not too farfetched to think they could or should be able to do that.But obviously, Kishimoto would never allow that to happen, just like how he doesn't allow Neji to see underground.
>>285095530Isn't this blue in the anime?
>>285095673>>285095639Where is my waifu during this battle
>>285097247>doesn't allow Neji to see underground.Neji canonically jobs to Deidara's field mines.
When the DB storytime happened>Good vibes and epic shitpostingWhen the Naruto storytime happens>Negativity and midwits complaining about everythingWhat went wrong?
>>285097280on top of me
>>285097280She might get killed in the crossfire.
>>285097293Naruto is kinda pretentious while DB is nearly always dumb fun.
>>285097280Massaging Nagato's Pain
>>285097298t. random genin rain ninja on the bed in Nagato's chamber
>>285097280Recovering from getting oiled on.
>>285097293db got super. we got... not even 4 episodes promised for 5 years
>>285095577>blocks his punch without even facing his directionpathetic
Can someone explain to me why did everyone consider Sasuke the prodigy, when he was nowhere near Neji (the actual prodigy and first to become jonin in that generation) during that time?
>>285095584squeeze more chakra in
>>285097426I feel like I remember them being put as equal prodigies and everyone wanting them to fight each other, but Naruto ruining everything by cheating.
>>285095265ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285095981burning oil is an evolution of an ability the toads are shown to have all the way back in part 1. he doesn't pull it out of nowhere. remember, in Japanese folklore, toads sweat oil which supposedly has miraculous curing powers. so Japanese culture associates toads/frogs with oil. it's not something Kishi made up.
>>285097426Because Kishi is Sasuke's biggest fangirl. He even pulled off the most horrendous bullshit in the series by making Sasuke "absorb" years of excruciating training Lee did and just omegalul copy his weightless speed and fighting style just by spectating him for couple of minutes. A feat that nobody has ever done before or since using sharingan.
>sage taijutsu>oil fire wind combo>giant Rasengan>frog smoke and distraction combo>hair projectile>1 chapterJiraiya is just showing off
>>285096126his hair stuff is a play on kabuki theatre. his whole look is, really. His hair is like the wigs certain characters wear, his facepaint is strongly influenced by it, and that weird stomping around and palm thrust dance he does is straight from kabuki.
>>285097426Neji was the worst of the prodigies
>>285097247surely there are limits to how much chakra either can cut/pen through, otherwise Hyuuga and medical nin could no-sell every single jutsu in existence.
>>285097677he is entirely self-taught when it comes to his jutsu. he is capable of using the highest level Hyuuga clan abilities despite them explicitly being kept secret from branch family members, purely because he was able to intuit them. He's probably the most raw genius of all the Konoha 11, even Shikamaru had the Nara clan backing him up and teaching him how to properly use his kekkei genkai.
>>285095498Such scenes always confused me, since this pain should only be able to absorb chakra/jutsus. But don't they summon actual oil/water etc.? Or is it just really advanced transformated chakra acting like the real element? Then there are some statements like how the 2nd Hokage was able to summon so much water without an actual water source etc. So what is it?
>>285097293The old Naruto storytime was always really close to devolving into a dumpster fire like this one. It’s just something about the kind of people this franchise attracts
>>285095530>Maybe he can absorb jutsu?>Should we throw some small jutsu at him?>No let's waste a lot of chakra with a MASSIVE RASENGAN
>>285097293>What went wrong?A schizo hijacked it (again)
>>285097801all generals eventually acquire a cast of Village Idiots.
>>285097526>ourno-life...
>>285097485Oh no no no no no no
>>285097981Uchiha sisters not like this...
>>285097787Shikamaru's jutsu isn't a kekkei genkai
>>285095913His theatrical framing lets Kishimoto really play around with giving him gimmick attacks.
Obviously it's too late at this point to change it and I'm not trying to create drama but one chapter per day is too slow we'll still be here in fucking September at this rate
>>285097426Neji tapped out all his potential by the end of Part 1. Fake prodigy, just an early bloomer.
>>285095530This would one-shot 80% of Akatsuki btw
>>285098168Not his fault Kishi lost interest in hyugas and went on uchihawank marathon.
I think it's funny how this guy acts like he wouldn't be complaining/baiting non-stop if Sakon or Ramen dumped. It's now very clear, "some" anons are just here for drama lol. Anyway, thanks for the earlier dump OP. I like this time slot.
>>285097678If the difference in stats are too big then yeah, that should invalidate the bad match up byt there's no logical reason to believe part 1 Neji couldn't poke through base Part 1 Naruto's rasengan.
>>285098152Yeah, that's one of the main issues with this daily: the fact that it's a daily. There's just too many boring chapters where nothing interesting happens and there's nothing to discuss, especially in part 2.
>>285097845He has plenty of chakra, might as well use the giant ass Rasengan that confirms every kill
>>285097426>Actual prodigyNeji trained since he was 3, his gains are absolute dogshit when compared to fucking Sakura.
>>285098394>"some" anons are just here for drama lol.like the persona that was conspicuously silent when our resident aussie pedophile was trying to spamdump as a supposed borutofag, kinda weird innit
>”””prodigy”””>only clean win in the entire story is against genin Hinata
I love the daily pace. No one seemed to have a problem with 1 chapter a day until some guy was spamming volumes in the threads last week. Very odd.
>>285095699>>285096734Arigatou, OP!(Hope you're not the schizo)
>>285098452Impressive, now let's see all of Sasuke's clean wins.
>>285098462Part 1 is faster paced so it was fine. Shippuden has a lot of, 'literally nothing happened' chapters. So the vibe is different. These chapters are solid, but the Tenchi Bridge or Sasuke Team Building chapters were lame most of the time.
>>285097293Dragon Ball is good and even the most retarded /dbs/pics are great well adjusted people compared to the Rajsuke
>>285097678No chakra substance is a match for the gentle fist, anon.
I'm Jiraiya, but smart, strong and actually cool
>>285095265
>>285098545Konanbros....
>>285098152>I'm not trying to create drama butYou always do this.
>>285098525We're fine until the war. 5 months of good stuff.
>>285098222I mean, let's say you're Deidara or Sasori, what are you supposed to do against it?
not even gonna lie I still can't remember which Path of Pain is which (besides the Deva Path/Yahiko) when I'm just trying to remember off of visuals
>>285098577J-just wait for her next fight!
>>285098525No one complained about 1 chapter a day until someone was spamming volume dumps. It's that one spammer who wants to rush through the series.
>>285098462Weird how the chapter spamming doesn't happen in the hijacked daily threads. Almost like they're done by the same person.
>>285097798>Or is it just really advanced transformated chakra acting like the real element?I believe all elemental jutsu are just chakra that's 'transformed' into the element so it's still susceptible to being absorbed or nullified. That's why something like Kirin is special because it's natural lightning.
>>285098448Kek, that's the funny thing>It's """""""drama""""""" when you clown on the chronic shitposter>Constant spamdumps and hijacking attempts? Teehee I'm so quirky turkey
>>285098627Wait, your character gets more than one fight?
>>285098648Yeah, its absurdly obvious.
>>285097678>surely there are limits to how much chakra either can cut/pen throughThat was never stated. The only times the gentle fist was really countered was a. when Naruto used a secondary chakra source to revitalize him after getting hit by the 64 palmsb. when Kidomaru used his chakraless armor to stop Neji from touching himThe chakra scalpel is a shittier version of the gentle fist from what I can remember.
>>285098544Kashin Koji is great, but thinking Jiraiya isn't cool because he's not a bishie faggot like Minato is some real shit taste.
>>285098545Would be interesting to see Jiraiya vs Deidara since they both throw big fireballs
Could Pain theoretically possess Sasori's puppets with his Rinnegan since they're just empty corpses?
>>285098545What feats put Jiraya on par with Deidara and Gaara? All he's done is land one kick and have every other attack blocked.
>>285098648He also keeps posts in these hijack threads at an even pace so they can stay on the catalog longer. If this was Sakon's thread, you'd see s barrage of posts coming in nonstop to make it hit bump limit and archive.
>>285098582I legit skipped a few threads so if this lines up with a schizo complaint I can accept the accusation>>285098545Kakuzu jobbed miserably
>>285098023>inherent to the Nara clan>can't be learnt outside of the clanit's a kekkei genkai by any other name. same with Mind Transfer, arguably Expansion, and whatever is going on with Kisame.
>>285098822This Jiraiya includes Ma and Pa.
>>285098947It's a hiden technique, aka it can be learned by anyone, but the way to learn it is kept secret by the clan or something. Suigetsu's water body counts as a hiden ability too, which is pretty retarded since he's supposed to be a lab experiment.
>>285098534he's speaking from the experience of someone who has never seen a jutsu like the rasengan. >>285098428what would logically happen would be like if you stabbed a hole in an overinflated tyre. it would explode in his and Naruto's faces. probably cause less damage than if the jutsu connected, but still fuck both of them up.
>>285098992Kakashi should've been able to use it then, because copying it would be a trivial matter. Orochimaru too. yet both of them get easily caught out by opponents who would've been shut down by shadow possession. for all intents and purposes it's a kekkei genkai.
>>285099097Why is Tay displeased?
>>285095465Honestly? I never cared if it was Sakon. We never needed the dumper to have WarehouseBunny's stamp of approval. We vowed to carry on his will of fire, one chapter per day. We are reading Naruto together over two years, it doesn't matter who dumps it. Notice that the only thing the schizo does that pisses people off is to dump extra chapters. We will eventually let him work himself into a tizzy posting 150+ chapters in a thread calling us all morons and flaming the OP, nobody cares until he tries to upset the will of fire: one Naruto chapter per day.We never got a real explanation for Ramen's disappearance anyway, we shouldn't put all this on Sakon's shoulders. Its a pain in the ass to dump this garbage consistently.
>>285095703It's also a literal plot hole since Gamakichi manages to toad oil Juubito and it can't be absorbed, which proves for everyone that nature energy can't be absorbed by rinnegan, and thus opens up the one way they can hurt himIf Kishi had thought far enough ahead he'd just have the fire and wind absorbed, but that would require him thinking that far ahead
>>285099050That's just plot convenience. A lot of characters like Naruto and Sakura should've also been able to learn the 8 gates (the first 2 or 3 gates at least) and become unstoppable characters.
>>285098822The giant sea of boiling oil and the gigantic Rasengan. Also >>285096232
>>285099155Based. OP is carrying on the will of fire for daily ramen and that's all that matters.
>>285099015Kidomaru's chakra web was supposed to be super duper resistant and the gentle fist still cut through it. The rasengan isn't meant to be defensive, I don't see how it'd resist the GF.
Stfu about this will of fire already. Konoha had like 20 legendary shinobi, the most powerful tailed beast, and the luxury of the political status they provide while other villages had to fight for scraps
>>285099216Kidomaru's web also wasn't a chakra grenade. It's easy to picture Neji finding the weak spot in a web thread and poking it, but it's a much bigger headcanon to think he can see the chakra grenade and poke it into being canceled or something without taking damage. Mostly a thread meme at this point but how accurate is it?
>>285099130Sakon jobbed again
>>285099336Other countries should've simply had better ninja
>>285099395...and Kakashi's dad.
>>285098481Haters gonna say I am regardless(I'm not).
>>285098696Sakon...
>>285099155Look at this fake-ass bravado while still passive aggressively insulting Dailyramen and the daily. You're a little bitch though and through no matter how hard you damage control with your juvenile larps and paying yourself compliments with self-replies like >>285099182
This obsessor is completely mindbroken lol. Thanks OP, idk what your end goal is, but watching the faggot seethe is satisfying.
"Bababooey"t.Jiraya
Lol, every time he gets called out he makes grumpy spoilered posts and thanks himself. He's also using his "obsessor" buzzword again. Another self-outing.
>>285099596
>>285097293Naruto's just a really frustrating series that really brings out the rage in its readers. The shipping alone is a huge can of worms.
>obsessor complains about sasukefag even when he's no-where in site>obsessor complains in the Sakon dumps>obsessor complains when thread isn't being spammed>obsessor obsesses over drama nobody wants to engage inObsessor anon, you are very appropriately named lol
It's not so much that people love Sakon and Ramen specifically on this entire imageboard and more that Rajsuke's spiteful autism is incredibly repulsive. People don't want to associate with this, even people autistic enough to discuss shitty shonen on this board. One might wonder why he bothers so much with a community that considers him *that* disgusting. You'd think self reflection and growth would happen at some point but alas...
>>285098545>tier list fag stays absent from the sakon threads that were being spammed>only returns in the hijacked onenoticing...
>>285099852subtle btw
Holy kek. I found this. Was the schizo disowned by his own family?https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/260968841/#260970088
>>285099155I still think Sakon and Ramen are one in the same. He always seethes when you point this out though.
>>285099914>going back in the archives to find posts of his beloved jeetTotally NOT obsessed btw
>>285099846>no-where in site
>>285099873Kek
>>285099336>Stfu about this will of fire alreadyNo. The daily threads are carried by the will of fire left to us by daily ramen. OP is simply carrying out the will of daily ramen.
>>285099987OP is schizo who is trying to derail our threads like usual
>>285099914>that's why he was going nuclear on christmasadded to the dossier
>>285099914kek added to my sasjeet folder.
>tfw have a loving family on Christmas (wife also likes Naruto)
>>285099954>"I'm totally not the schizo, but I'll be angry on his behalf!">"Also I'll be completely MIA whenever Dailyramen and Sakon are obsessively shit on!"Lol.
>>285100010Explain what's wrong with this thread. It carries out the will of our leader daily ramen in spirit
>>285100010There's only 1 schizo derailing the thread, and it's the usual obsessor-anon. He likes to project a lot.
>>285100090>Explain what's wrong with this threadIt's made by the same schizo who has been trying to ruin these threads since the end of Dec.
>>285100090I think you're talking to Sakon having a meltie. He REALLY wants to be THE OP. Makes sense he's obsessed with attention since he's a faggot.
>>285100107This persona doesn't even make any sense since you've already stopped pretending to be rangebanned
>>285100119Weird on my screen it just says it was made by anonymous
>>285100151>everyone I don't like is my jeetClassic obsessor behavior. Never change, schizo.
Sasukeshitter was chimping out all holiday and is still having a fit hijacking the threads and spamming them because even his family told him to fuck off. Priceless. This is why he begs for validation religiously.
>>285100167Weird how after the spammer tried to derail sakon's threads these last few days, the ones not made by him don't get spammed too.
>>285100090Thread is MOSTLY fine for once which is a huge improvement. You know it's the schizo because it forces a different schedule, subtly shits on the other OPs and falseflags/samefags but if things were just on this level people wouldn't have the nuclear reaction they have generally. But Rajsuke can't help himself and thread quality is bound to dip sooner or later. I guess the saving grace of his threads is that he feels compelled to not spam them to bump limit (unlike Sakon's) which means less of his trash to read through.
the whimsical army of chungus personas who magically arrive to defend the australian pedophile hiding his illegal content from the law despite him whining that he's all alone and has no allies
>>285095691>How do you get past that if you can't absorb this shit?Most characters would be screwed by this. Anyone this side of Kakuzu would have a real bad time against it.
>>285097801anyone got a link to the old one?
>>285100203Purely a coincidence. Stop thinking about it and stop noticing things!
>>285098222>This would one-shot 80% of Akatsuki btwNo it wouldn't.>HidanImmortality.>ZetsuSplit + clones>KonanPaper.>KakuzuEarth reinforcement + tentacles to tank>KisameSamehada eats a lot of it.>ItachiLol>ObitoDouble lol
>>285097801No, it wasn't, unless you're talking about that second one that never finished.
>>285100267>Split + clonesSmaller Rasengans fucked up Zetsu.>Earth reinforcement + tentacles to tankI don't see him tank that, he got fucked up by a vanilla Chidori. Sage + Cho Oodama multiplier makes up for element advantage.>Samehada eats a lot of it.Samehada turns into stone pretty fast>LolSusano is Itachi's defense but having to use Susano isn't a good thing for Itachi. That said Itachi is the one guy on Earth who can tank anything apparently which is funny.
>>285100203>>285100207It sounds like all the issues you guys have would be solved if someone just dumped with the namefaggotry and sped up the pace to a few chapters per thread.
>>285100212You just know you're dealing with a real fucked up jeet when their own family wants nothing to do with them.
>>285100395without the namefaggotry*
>>285100395did an LLM write this
>>285095444That's a lot of fucking oil
>>285100185>This is why he begs for validationBut enough about you, Sakon.
>>285100395It's not just about names, it's about one autist posting hundreds of times in one thread with very low quality posts. Remove his beef with named OPs and even if he doesn't find someone else to sperg about for hundreds of posts you're still left with his shitty spam.
sakon STOLE my bnuuy and i will NEVER forgive him for that!!!!!
>thread is filled with shitposting and drama at the time Sakon would usually dumpI'm noticingggg
>>285099173Sakura or Tsunade using the gates and using their medical techniques to shake off the downsides would've been unstoppable
>>285097248new dailybro?
>>285100468Ironic, given all the low effort shitty posts are complaining about it not being a named OP. Very strange that.
>>285100491>at the time Sakon would usually dump2 hours earlier?
>>285100531People don't want to associate with you.
>>285097845Maybe he's testing if it has a limit
>Sasjeet is getting miffed that his troll thread is getting slid off the catalog much faster than usualHow the tables turn
I like Hinata
>>285100580Raikage...
>>285099873The threads were a mess lately and there was christmas and new years. But it seems we’re back in business now
Cute
>>285095691Tank it like GODbuto.
>>285100627I would just ignore and report the tantrum poster. I've noticed he shuts up when nobody is feeding him. This thead has been pretty fine otherwise.
>>285100663Only because he doesn't feel the need to bump it out of the catalog
>>285100696So you are mad when he doesn't spam and also mad when he does?
>>285100696Lol
>>285100725No, it's better like this. Just saying it doesn't come from any growth.
>>285100476Doomguy...
>>285100267>Immortality Bones? Broken.>PaperPaper? Shredded.>LolPants? Shitted.
>>285097353like mentally? pain already washed it away for her
>>285098545Animal is really fucking strong compared to the other paths.
>>285100395>if someone just dumped with the namefaggotry and sped up the pace to a few chapters per threadDropped the mask huh? This is what you've been trying to do and it's why we hate you, faggot.
>>285100935Animal is very much a Kage tier threat because of the summon spam. Even two or three of these summons would be quite dangerous for people who aren't high jonin or low Kage, but then he also summons the infinite dog and hides himself in the chameleon and you're fighting an entire gauntlet before you can even get to him. And once you get to him you have one very hard to kill taijutsu user that most Konoha ninja were unable to touch.
>>285100627>But it seems we’re back in business nowNo shit since you only spam in sakon's threads.
>>285095530"That" jutsu!
>>285100152Why was Shitkamaru trying to shadow molest her?
>>285095691>How do you get past that if you can't absorb this shit?
Good thread guys much better than usual. Keep up the good posting pace and it should last until tomorrow afternoon.
>>285101085Because he can feel everything that the shadow touches.
>>285101101Just flood it with >>285095444
>>285095265Me bottom right
>>285101242>constantly detrail someone else's threads with spam, causing a problem>solve the problem by making your own thread you don't spam>haha good thread it's so much better now
>>285095673>i...i had p-picked up on thatThe cope.
I like this little dude
>>285097981Chat is this real?
Good work today, dalit. You even posted the BWs without me having to tell you, not bad.
>>285101515>I swear I'm not seething>I wanted you to post for me>Youre my slaveYou're so pathetic Sakon. I'm convinced all these shitposts are you.
>he just realized that he got duped into doing the grunt workdon't tell me you honestly thought this shit was a power move
>>285101515Based GODkon
>>285101480He's the most effecient teacher in the series
>>285101660Same time tomorrow and I'll double your pay.
>>285101727Kaguya's bone ash would oneshot Frieza btw.
>>285099349There was no weak spot in the web, Neji just cut it as if his fingers were Razor sharp.
>>285101515He really did the work
>>285101756Nard only learned sage mode so quickly because of the shadow clone training hack Kakashi taught him.
>>285099395>Itachi front and centerAbsolutely based
>>285101660Why do you see passive aggressiveness in everything?
>>285101660No no, really, you did good for once. It let me nap all day and play video games for my day off. I appreciate you doing the work for me.
>>285098534>Nejifags unironically believe this
Neji >>>>> Totsuka Blade
>>285101810You could even say he did the needful>>285101816He only used four during sage training and even that seemed to be too much for the frog so probably only 2
>>285101101Just walk around it
>>285101976>He only used four during sage trainingIt still sped up his training.
>>285102057Sage mode in a week is insane, it could also be a month, still the best teacher
Best teacher1) Tsunade by virtue of making Sakura into something2) Kakashi with effort3) Elder Toad4) Asuma for dealing with Shikamaru and Choji5) Orochimaru 6) Ebisu7) normal Kakashi8) Jiraiya
>>285102124>Asuma for dealing with Shikamaru and ChojiNever got the impression they were that bad>EbisuI have no idea what this nigga does
>>285102124Oro is overrated since Sasuke only really statsmaxed with him
>Jiraiyazzzzzzz hurry up and die already
>>285102332>since Sasuke only really statsmaxed with himTo be fair that feels like the vast majority of teachers in this setting, they give you some physical conditioning and then expect you to just pick a gimmick instead of actually passing down all the esoteric secrets they know
>>285102332Orochimaru must have given him the summon, but everything else he has done is given by curse mark shit or snake roids. His elite squad is the Sound 4 who are chunin level at best in their base form. Orochimaru just gives out his curse mark hickeys to everyone as a power boost or just mod Zaku’s arms with wind pipes. >>285102204Shikamaru was pretty much a lazy fuck that even made Naruto distasteful of him. Training a kid with no motivation to becoming a leader is a feat in itself. Choji was also considered a slacker to some degree.
>>285095265Always felt like the back and forth charade with Pain/Nagato was such a fun way of handling the villain's introduction. The reveal being done within the same arc before he's taken down was a nice payoff too.
>>285101660He 100% is lol
>>285101850>a faggot being passive aggressive Next you're going to tell me water is wet
>>285095577I remember people saying Sage mode Jiraya could have beated all the pain if he knew the secret behind it
>>285102748You're doing the same thing right now.
>samefagging hoursWell, it was a... decent thread. Goodbye friends
>>285102068>Sage mode in a week is insaneBecause of the shadow clone hack.
>>285102124>>285102332Dopesuke used performance enhancing ninja drugs
>>285102978Based. If you aren't willing to do whatever it takes to get stronger, you're just playing around.
How many people care who dumps the chapter? Kinda curious.
Sorry OP, I know you're probably dumping out of good faith because you prefer it earlier, but I can't help but feel it's perhaps an attempt to 'snipe' it away from Sakon who I know isn't dumping out of spite / attempts to mess up the daily.You don't seem to be doing it nefariously, but the 2 or so posters ('drama' and 'lol' poster(s)) who egg you on are very clearly doing so because they are pissy about Sakon, names/tripcodes in general, or the daily as a whole for whatever reason and they are undesirables.Most posters itt seem ok with it at least. Just rubs me the wrong way.
>>285103297I respect board culture that gives priority to OPs to post the storytimes that they've been running for a long period of time unless said OP says they'll be indisposed. This is how every storytime on the board has worked forever. If you can't respect board culture, then leave.
>>285103364Okay. So we're up to 1 person. I also don't agree with you, but that doesn't matter.
>>285103364Shitting on Naruto has also been board culture since forever
What if Boruto one day just randomly disintegrated into a weird fleshy paste.It turns out naruto impregnated Hinata using a shadow clone and he kept the clone gathering nature energy or something for training for years and finally when he dispelled the clone all of narutos DNA that was used in Hinatas impregnation got released too so Boruto just implodes
>>285103449People shit on Naruto all the time in these threads.
>>285103326>concern trolling
>>285103134This but unironcally, the universe in this manga is the furthest thing from fair, so why the fuck should you?It's also funny that Kishimoto never inserted the "cheating makes you weaker actually" trope.
Hiashi won.
Let's be real. Sasuke has been roiding since long before Orochimaru.
>>285103534If anything he went the opposite. Madara, Obito, and Kabuto, all became the three strongest dudes in the world by doping themselves to the point that they were barely human.
Why is this thread less of a shitshow?
So..uh...should we continue with the normal time slot or continue in this thread tomorrow?
>>285103572>ninja enhancing drugs>still lost to his sick and dying NATTY brotherWhat a shitter.
I have a confession to make guys i still enjoy Naruto even though it's so shitty
>>285097293There is 1 or more shitposters really hellbent on ruining it in anyway possible. Probably the same people that are making all the random Naruto threads or OPs with Naruto pics but not about it.
>>285103326>Sakon who I know isn't dumping out of spite / attempts to mess up the dailyAre you joking? Sakon has openly instigated and baited for drama and replies. He slowly got worse about it, but he's been pretty irredeemable lately. The only "drama" we've had in today and yesterday's threads are clearly from 1 anon begging for attention, trying to continue the flame wars. The only negative comments I've seen have revolved around Sakon in some shape or form. Either because he's not the OP or because this OP is doing it to spite him. If you removed all the Sakon related drama, this thread would actually be like a normal daily with like 200 comments at most.
>>2851052632026 surely cant be a bigger shitshow than 2025 was right?
>>285105249Me too.
>>285095265>>285096292I'm going to continue at the same posting time tomorrow, unless someone else does it first. I personally enjoyed it more when the chapter was dumped around that time previously, and I think it gives everyone time to read and participate in the thread. Just stating my intention. I don't care who posts, but I like consistency. See you all tomorrow.
>>285097280She went home and took a bath while trying not to think about her adoptive brother and adoptive father fighting to the death.
>>285105506Sasukefag, just admit you want to take over thr daily. Stop it with this samefagging persona shit. I'm pretty sure Sakon would let you since you have become addicted to posting chapters (contradicting your statements about hating the dailies).
>>285105528Do you think they bathe Nagato's corpses?
>>285105263>There is 1 or more shitpostersJust one.
>>285105506Good dalit
I forgot how good Kishimoto’s artstyle is. It’s simple and yet can be so detailed sometimes in a good way
>>285105332The spamming schizo jeet isn't in prison yet, so it's going to be the same shit unless he tries something drastic to hijack or kill the dailies, but it looks like he's out of material and just repeats the same shit he tried to do with Dailyramen.
>>285105596Hey anon - just to clarify, I’m not Sasukefag or any of the other named regulars. I don’t mind replying this once to explain. If Sakon, Ramen, or anyone else wants to post the chapter at the usual time, that’s totally fine with me, I prefer the consistency. I’m not invested in drama or thread lore either way; I just enjoy reading the chapter earlier in the day when possible.
>>285105683You mean Madara...or, uh, Zetsu...or Kaguya...it was probably the Ramen guy all along.
>>285105670>If Sakon, Ramen, or anyone else wants to post the chapter at the usual time, that’s totally fine with meI literally said I was going to post the thread at the usual time and you tried to threaten me into posting it earlier. At least stay consistent with your characters, man.
>>285105670You can simply let Sakon post like he intends to, Mr. Totally-Not-Sasukejeet, but it's obvious you're not gonna let that happen since you're making all these nonsensical demands and deadlines that don't exist in other dailies. Not to mention your threads are conviently never spammed into oblivion. Not a single one.
>>285095444The USA would love to learn this jutsu.
Dude will never answer why these threads aren't spammed, but Dailyramen's and Sakon's were.
>Byakugan users can disrupt chakra flow by aiming for chakra points and drilling their own chakra into the enemy>Byakugan users can literally hurl gentle fist chakra as an air cannon to attack from range>sage mode/frog kumite users can make the air around them into weapons and attack with it when throwing punches>sage mode chakra when absorbed can cause enemies to turn into frog statues>the 9 tails chakra can be dangerous to others if ingested/absorbed in a malicious wayHimawari could literally learn sage mode, and do an air palm to hurl a bunch of sage/9 tails chakra into the enemy and cause them to literally explode/turn into a statue/turn into a statue and explode.Feel like every character could learn ridiculous jutsu/combinations especially based on their parents but went the boring route
>>285105716Yesterday’s thread was up at 3:40. Today’s was later because no one posted at the usual time. That’s all there is to it.
>>285105683Pain was presumably going to betray Obito, I highly doubt he'd have actually been ok with Obito becoming the 10 tails jinchuuriki and casting the infinite tsukuyomi. When he gathered all the tailed beasts he probably would have used it to kill Obito and done his make the world scared and cornered into peace plan. Same way Obito had no intention of actually reviving Madara.
>>285105706The thread wasn’t posted at the usual time. That’s the only relevant point here. You seem unusually fixated on being OP; I’m not. If it goes up at the normal time, fine. If not, it gets posted when someone actually does it.
>>285105826Sakon said he was going to post the thread, but then you were like "Sakon, if you don't post the chapter at 4:00pm on the dot, then I'm gonna do it!" like it's a fucking hostage situation. You know the people posting these are human beings with lives, right? You're such a rude piece of shit. No wonder you have nothing and nobody.
>>285105847Stop pretending like you don't know how storytimes and dailies. I dare you to try to say this shit in another daily. You'd be shit on left and right like you are here.
>>285105877The only intention was to ensure the chapter was posted at a consistent time so everyone had an equal chance to read it. That’s it. There was no threat, no hostility, and no personal commentary involved. I’m not interested in drama, insults, or character judgments. If you want to discuss the chapter or the schedule, that’s fine. If the goal is to provoke, I won’t be engaging.
>>285105847It wasn't posted at the usual time because you tried to force me to post it earlier with senseless demands. People have lives, man, the world is larger than Naruto threads on a dying website.
>still saying NOTHING about the absent spam
>>285105914>I’m not interested in drama, insults, or character judgments.Then let Sakon post a fucking chapter and stop making these retarded hostage demands. It's that simple. This is not a debate. Let him post a chapter.
>>285105918The world doesn’t revolve around your schedule. Anyone can post the chapter - there’s nothing special about you being OP. Your insistence on controlling this isn’t dedication, it’s obsession, and it’s obvious this is more about drama and ownership than discussion. There’s nothing left to say.
>>285105528Sad but comfy
>>285105943The chapter doesn’t revolve around you. Post when it works for everyone else, not for your ego. Obsession isn’t dedication, and drama isn’t discussion.
>>285105972>The world doesn’t revolve around your schedule>Your insistence on controlling this isn’t dedication, it’s obsessionThe complete lack of self-awareness. This is exactly what you're doing. Get the fuck out of this daily, schizo. Your mask is slipping again.
>>285105972The world doesn't revolve around your schedule either, dude. How are you going to type that out and then ignore that you're the one actively trying to force the threads to be posted earlier during dead hours? I don't care if other people post before me, but fuck man, you'll never be as smart as you think you are with the dozens of characters you've created. They all just glow too fucking bright because of how poor you are at being clandestine. I get that the holidays are hard for you, but you need to get some actual fucking help instead of stewing in your mental pit and taking it out on people just trying to read Naruto.
>>285106013Not Sakon like you're trying to narratively force. Sorry, retard. If you don't let him post a chapter, then you DO want drama. End of story.
>>285106020I’m here for the daily, not your drama - attention isn’t the goal, content is.
>>285105720you're brown
>>285106080Then start taking your own advice, because you certainly not. Throwing around these orders and accusing others of drama. You're such a fucking loser. You try to larp as Sasuke when you're the complete opposite of that character in every way. You're a joke.
Why are you still ignoring the questions about the lack of spam in all of your threads?
>>285106050I don’t post with a trip like you, dropping it whenever it suits you to stir drama. I’m not the person you keep accusing me of being, and anyone can post when it works for everyone else. Honestly, this reads like projection.
Sakon’s mask is slipping just like he accuses others of doing. I can’t believe this has been the OP for so long...he’s really just projecting his own shit.
>>285106152I don't believe you, nobody ever has. You've ignored every other person who disagreed with your attempts to post the threads earlier. Please get some therapy and deal with whatever bullshit has happened in your life to make you act like this elsewhere.
Sasuketurd, you said you weren't rangebanned anymore. Why are you still doing this? And don't say you're not here when you literally posted an image of Sasuke telling Sakon "you lost" when you got the genuine daily thread deleted? Why are you such a coward? You talk big, but is always too afraid to face everyone upfront.
>>285106168Why are you still refusing to answer why there is no spam in the thread? I'm waiting.
Well frens, it’s been fun. I didn’t realize Sakon was so obsessed with being OP, but I’m here to enjoy the chapters and discuss Naruto, not feed into anyone’s drama. If someone wants to post the chapter at the usual time, great; otherwise, I’ll drop the colored as normal. Let’s just keep things about the story and enjoy it together. Goodnight, see you all tomorrow.
>>285106249Answer the fucking question >>285106236
Give me a QRD on this guy who really doesn't want the Sakon guy to be the OP
>>285106261Sakon is having a meltie, posting on multiple devices, like he always accuses others of doing. That's all you need to know.
These threads make me realize why oldfags hate Naruto fans
>>285106261He hates the daily threads because he thinks they killied his shitty /dbs/ knockoff general called "/nart/" and has been harrassing the OPs, spamming their threads, and hijacking the threads while falseflagging as different people to claim it's everyone else's fault for it to demoralize the daily. Chronic shitposter.
I love Anko and Tenten
>>285106286Sakon...you've already admitted to being gay, it doesn't mean you have to be a faggot though.
Completely avoided, ignored, and dodged all questions about the spam. Case closed. Retard couldn't even come up with some fairy tale to deny it.
After the recent displays, it’s clear Sakon is projecting and instigating most of the shitposting and drama. He just wants to be OP and cares about nothing else, which is honestly pretty sad. Most dailies either have a consistent OP or a few people picking up the slack, but it’s become obvious Sakon is using multiple devices, most of the drama happens when he’s active, always at the same time of day. I’m glad we might finally see some normalcy, though I know this series attracts very dedicated fans/autist, and someone invested in drama isn’t going to leave quietly. At least we got to see everyone's true colors.
>>285099155>we shouldn't put all this on Sakon's shoulders. Its a pain in the ass to dump this garbage consistently.>saying he doesn’t like to do it and has little respect for it Then don’t dump it. If you think what you’re dumping is garbage, stop. I can’t imagine being this buckbroken over a tripfag to the point of spending hours a day on something I don’t really like.
>>285106261>Give me a QRD*toilet noise*
>>285106283You should have seen the threads in the beginning, it was like twice the schizo seethe
>>285106203Sadly it all boils down to Rajsuke being mentally ill. Even when he tries to comply and only change timings while limiting the amount of spiteful jabs, people can still tell it's him and don't want to associate with him, even for a simple thread. This is the issue that comes when anonymous boards are faced with motivated bad actors and a lack of moderation from people who don't take part in this community.
>>285106730What does he get out of doing this and wasting his life? No one is going to post in his shitty dbs ripoff and the people in these threads aren't even the same people he wanted vengeance on anymore.
so thats where that hack stole the exam cheating idea https://x.com/petinfome/status/2008486916338171962
>>285095376>woman is obsessed with getting back into the kitchenWhat happened to make Kishimoto like this? Does his mom feel bad knowing how he thinks of women? Does his dad feel bad that his son is so sexist, or is he even worse?
>>285107290>What happened to make Kishimoto like this?He had loving and supporting normal women in his life that cooked good food. That sexist fuck appreciating women...
>>285107290Kishi is redpilled hard on women. He knows about barracks sluts and nurses like tsunade and sakura.
>>285107363You have to be at least 18 to post here.
oh my rival where are you
>>285098787Probably not. Pain needs to refrigerate his Paths, Sasori's puppets are cured dry. Awful lot of necromancers in the shinobi world.
>>285107906And through all of this Sasuke wank they never even meet...
>>285107906>He's practically jerking off here to a guy who tries to murder him on sight. This is a weird story, man.
>>285108524he's the only one who can save him..... what the fuck
>>285108524Women, am I right?
>>285108238>Pain needs to refrigerate his PathsAnd yet Yahiko's body never decays and even ages.
there were people thinking "Neji can come at any moment and show the new Hyuga moves"
>>285108869This isn't the type of story where side characters can shine
>>285108915Is this filler?
>>285106336nigga are you having like 30+ hour shitposting seshs
>>285108915why the autistic obsession with impaling Neji with various sticks
>>285095265Will you fuck off with the gay shit?
@everyone
>>285106152>I don’t post with a trip like you, dropping it whenever it suits you to stir dramaThe typical unsubstantiated claim that the shitposter(s) has had with both Ramen and Sakon. Any doubt has been dispelled that you're trying to shit things up / have personal beef with the usual OP and that's what this is about.
>>285106336You're instigating right now.
>>285107906if Sakura did this shit it would be spammed in every thread. funny double standard I see there
>>285109908She already had a page with her thinking about Sasuke in her bedroom in that exact same chapter and no one cared.
>>285109955It wasn't as clingy to be honest.
>Sakon: Has a freaky kekkei genkai that lets him join with his twin and enter other people's body like a parasite>Tayuya: Can use her flute to control weird demonic beings that spit out chakra consuming ghost worms>Kidomaru: Can create chakraless armor from his skin, spits out chakra web, has a third eye and 6 arms>Jirobo: Generic earth release and super strength, can also absorb chakra, something which a lot of other literal who characters can already doWhy were Jirobo's powers so lame compared his peers?
>>285110600Pretty sure Jirobo would likely beat all of them other than Kidomaru
>>285110887he can't stop sound genjutsu
>(you)>(you)>(you)>(you)>(you)>(you)Uhm Mods ???
>>285095699>>285096734Thanks OP!
honestly I don't think this general can get 200+ replies/ 1 chapter once we reach the war saga (snooze fest saga). we're struggling even now to find something interesting when you know this jiraiya toad farts jutsu don't mean anything
(You) are my fren, aaaaaaaah
>>285111896It can. The war arc is based. Trust the plan.
>>285111896the recent chapters was
>>285107290who's gonna prep dinner if she doesn't
I swear, this is the only daily storytime I've seen with so many attempts at takeover.How come every single other fanbase manages to be civil and read the manga, while we get constantly derailed?
>>285105506>>285105670>>285105847>>285105972Why pretend like this is the first storytime in the history of the board?Explain yourself clearly.
>>285096306They're for sages after all.
>>285098432And it's fine to let the thread die when that happens.
>>285113486Because the moderators refuse to do anything about the rampant spam in these threads.
>>285113486One piece made it work for over 1000 days and some of that included Wano. Naruto fans just suck that much, a pity
>>285095283Stop schizoposting anon. Jiraiyas got this
>>285113682OPfags also managed to avoid most untagged spoilers, somehow.I think it's because most OP shitposting probably happens on the general thread, while we don't have a lightning rod for undesirables.
>>285095913The dude is hailed as one of the greatest ninjas ever and is in his 50s. Why wouldn't he come prepared while in enemy territory?
>>285113682OP daily threads are kind of cricket chirping dead since it runs alongside their general threads, there's no need for drama there since shitposters can just vent in the general thread
>>285113818>cricket chirping deadMaybe in comparison to these ones that reach bump limit in a day, but they have a normal level of activity for a regular daily.
>>285113682>Naruto fans just suck that muchwhich is funny because everything about Sasjeet reads like an autistic Naruto hater that's held a decades-long grudge against the entire IP for reasons that are genuinely incomprehensible
>>285113682>Naruto fansSingular. One of them. Even the usual schizos, regular retards, unhinged shippers... would be perfectly fine. Even /dbs/pics would be manageable. The Rajsuke stink is worse than all of that.
>>285113900It's slow by one piece standards, biggest manga of all time
>>285114121Fair enough. I can't argue with that.
I hate women so much it's unreal, this bitch is worse than Sakura, glad sigma Kakashi sent her back to streets
>>285114291What do you think Rin actually loved about Kakashi? He seems like he's always been a fucking prick for all she and Obito knew him.
>>285114316She knew the content of his character. She could tell he was a fundamentally better man than Obito and she was 100% correct about that. >>285114291Obito was always trash. As a child, he was an arrogant retard. As a man, he was a barely human golem driven purely by spite that wasn't even strong without his Kamui.
>>285114282There was no point of any arguing when 2 posters mention the general thread steals all the posters away
>>285114345Obito saved Rin ,and saved Kakashi's life 4 times
>>285114345>She could tell he was a fundamentally better man than Obito and she was 100% correct about that.Obito was Rin's perfect man, she just didn't know it.
>even more techniques that Naruto never learns such as barriers, oil bullet and toad stomach>when Naruto befriends kurama he doesn't let ma and pa frog on his shouldersI'm still mad.
>>285114792Kishimoto forgotHe watched Star Wars for this arc and introduced tons of sage jutsu and his own Yoda figure, then he shelved them right after that
>>285114550
How would you share Jiraiya's bag with Naruto?
>>285107290Thats how most of the world views them though.
>>285114291What was she supposed to do, incel? Remain celibate for the rest of her life because some kid had a crush on her and died?
>>285113486We get derailed by shitposters/schizos being salty.
>>285114987I'd make him go and train with the Hyuga clan
>>285113486There were forced Naruto general threads on and off for years after the manga ended and the biggest shit stirrers in these threads are unhappy that a series that concluded a decade ago does not need a 24/7 general thread
>>285115580The 24/7 general came back a year or two ago and was brought down by a combination of schzios. Although by then the general was slowly dying anymore as there's not much to talk about.
>>285095577How did he block a punch from Frograiya so easily?
>>285115625yeah it's tough shit, even after Naruto ended the series kind of clung to life for a fistful of years with the weekly bort anime and monthly-manga both going but as the 2020s have progressed the franchise has just been in free-fall, every now and then you hear about something bad happening with pierrot etc
>>285115822Taijutsu users are stronk
>>285114550Being an absolute bastard whike dressed like a mysterious serial killer makes women drenched.Once again, Kishis insights on women are unparalleled
>>285114913Women fantasize about this exact scenario…though they want to get choked ALMOST to death
>>285115822WillPOWER>>285115840Post 2014 there was still a movie, games and Shippuden. 2017 is when things got real quiet. Maybe we should have just stuck with some of the slice of life in Burrito as it was (usually) the only thing people liked. Oh well.
>>285115908I fantasize about these cute fingers
>>285115822Pain bodies are god tier taijutsu users, sage Naruto will struggle against the animal path too next.Keep in mind, outside of summons and Shinra Tensei they mostly just stab people
>>285115844>>285116024So Sage Jiraiya loses in a fistfight? Because if you can stop a punch like that dead in its tracks, you are an adult blocking a punch from a child strength difference.
>>285113661You should go to plebbit
>>285116169>Sage Jiraiya loses in a fistfight?No >>285096436Other than this moment he's consistently handling them better in taijutsu, and so is Naruto when his turn comes, but Kishimoto makes it pretty clear that you can't actually fistfight them if they're all looking at you. Even if you were to statmog them shared vision just cancels you.
>>285116169Naruto doesn't have that type of power. A good punch directly to the face/body that's unprotected and not ready for will still hurt/knock out/kill. Kakuzu is supposedly crazy physically strong but Kakashi was also trading punches with him.
>>285095420Jiraiya should have dark swamped this whole zone
>>285116450It's not very consistent.
>>285116877 New chappy
Dude keeps using plurals to still try to force the narrative that he isn't the only singular schizo who has a grudge against the daily and that his past IP wipes didn't happen.
>>285105847>I’m notThat's why you posted it even earlier this time so Sakon couldn't post?
