Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, /a/.
>>285143935I play "Faggotus, the Ledge Dweller" in attack mode.
>>285143935I summon Yugi, and I attack your life points directly!
MY GRANDPA'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS, KAIBA.BUT IT DOES CONTAIN... THIS!
>>285144054He's never gonna live that down, is he?
>>285143935I don't watch childrens shows so no fuck off.
>>285145334Yugioh is the manliest anime in existence troon
>>285144054>>285144880Dude just didn't want his brother to die.
>>285143935
>>285144054Fun fact: thanks to Konami's new retarded tournament rules, you can now do the equivalent of this irl.
>>285145586Kek, what a wuss
>>285143935i draw POLYMERIZATION!!!!
>>285145586no one ever remembers that small detail
T hhf
>>285143935Oh look it's the final piece of Exodia.The heart of the cards, Kaiba. I swear I'm not cheating. No you cannot inspect my deck.
uuuuuh I use staring contest!
>>285146979Wait a minute, that's not duel monsters...
Can one of you guys buy this for me? I'd really appreciate it.
>>285144054>nooo you can't manipulate someone's sense of morality and cheat to win, only the main character is allowed to do that
>>285143935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YObDo5GMmL0
>>285143935>Hearthstone but ugly
>>285145670Explain with a live demonstration.
>>285148533>Hearthstone but uglyThat would be Heartstone
>>285144120that genuinly isn't bad for early yugioh standards
>>285145743>ah, again I have polymerization and every single fusion material in my opening hand, what are the odds?!
>>285148314SureSent
>>285143935>Draw your last pathetic cardI refuse. There's no time limit in the anime so what can you do?
x
>>285149830kaiba obviously prepared for this and has several piss bottles attached to his outfit at all times
>>285145743you cant choose what to draw that's cheating
>>285150433that's my wife
>>285150452What are you doing on 4chan, Kaiba?
>>285146979How do you fucking resolve this?
>>285143935I draw my CREDIT CARD to buy PREMIUM LOOT BOXES.
>>285150635It's from a joke set
>>285143935My grandpas deck has no pathetic cards, KaibaBut in contains this
>>285150317He's just describing what happened, he's not like Atem.
>>285151465I hate this meme so much.
>>285150317What about pulling the card out, holding it for everyone to see and directly modifying the card to be the exact card you need to win?
Im watching the show and it makes me want to buy some cards... damn it they got me 20 years later with their tactics
>>285152146Who gives a fuck, the forces of evil need to be defeated and Vector technically already tampered with Yuma's deck beforehand anyways. Don't even fucking get me started on Don Thousand.
>>285151465>he can't into fate manipulationAtem was truly the greatest.
I play the UNSTOPPABLE PURIFIER
>>285150635You don't know the rules of a staring contest? You and your opponent stare at one another and whoever blinks first loses.
>>285150635Poke the other creature's eyes.
>>285149597It is. There isn't much of a reason to run this over objectively superior cards.
Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
>>285151431Sauce
Wait a minute that card....
>>285144054I love that Kaiba claims "Not even Yugi could defeat my Blue eyes ultimate dragon back in duelist kingdom" but pulled that shit and considers it an absolute win
>>285154659https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139602535
>>285155080That was a dub thing. He was more talking about how he now understands the fear Yugi faced in the sub.
>I play Surprise Party!>What a useless card, do you really think I would miss you sneaking robots onto the battlefield under my ever watchful eyes?>Heh, you full right into my trap, why do you think my card sleeves are this thick.>What, no, impossible, I thought you were one of those weirdos who triple sleeved their cards.>The sleeves are only there to hide the real purpose, as you see behind every single land, creature, enchantment and artifact I have put on the battlefield so far, is hiding a robot creature!>NO, you can't!>I already did, Surprise Kaiba!
I play Ishizu's fat fucking Egyptian ass!
>>285151431That is on the forbidden list, Yugi
>>285143935My pathetic grandpa's deck's cards have no Kaiba, grandpa
>>285150635declare targets before casting, then resolve and do what the card says
>>285150317In the anime you can actually. Drawing is a skill as mentioned by Mai and Kaiba himself. Thats why everyone draws what they need and their stratehy is always done perfectly. Atem does that only on the final.draw and for some reason retards think he olis cheating by top decking or that its his special power
>>285158051I thought drawing as a skill was introduced in GX, with the doro pan chapter
Im watching Yugioh for the first time, what am I in for?
>>285146979
>>285158375insane troll logic and cool awesome stuff and Anzu's (Tea), Mai's, Ishizu's and DMG's tits
I summon Man-Eater Bug in face up attack postion! Your move, /a/!
>>285143935You're a virginhttps://youtu.be/kP_EGSOEGAE
Habakiri effResponse?
>>285158773okay I'll ask the obvious question, why would this bypass ash? does the ";" do something?
>>285158773顕現せよそして我が勝利導けナンバーズ107銀河眼の時空竜
>>285158375amazing OST but worsened plot compared to the manga
>>285143935ugghh the heart of the cards is forcing me to draw exodiaaggh i cant help it!
>>285158892>why would this bypass ash?it doesn't
>>285159115The heart of the cards implies that either everything is predestinated or there is some magic force that changes your deck order meaning it's cheating.
>>285158892It doesn't avoid Ash, just that it's a more optimal play to Ash them later.
>>285159190show me the rule that says it's illegal to manipulate your deck order via supernatural phenomena
>>285159190is part of the game, so is not cheating
>>285158892Your thinking of this card. Just like Garunix destroying from the deck, tributing from the deck doesn't count as ashable because Konami said so.
What were they thinking pairing a highschooler with an 8-year-old?
>>285159261then why is he posting his card in every ygo thread? I don't get it
>>285159515it's the main starter for the deck, and an annoyingly powerful one at that
>>285159190>everything is predestinatedIshizu exists...that's part of the Ancient Egyptian magics.Heart of the cards is hitsuzen though.
>>285159499back then people was not so self conscious about those things so it was seen just as cute.like a kid falling in love with a hollywood actress
>>285159499Yugi himself looked like he was 8 years old, so it was fine
>>285159587>hitsuzenWhat?
>>285159499She was 12.
>>285151431Damn that's a Pharaoh Rare Paizurishizu, I want one so bad.....
>>285159612>Yugi himself looked like he was 8 years oldEven elementary school children notice this.
>>285159788>Age doesn't mean anything to a gamerYugi, no! There are laws!
>>285159261>doesn't count as ashable because Konami said so.Literally just read ash, why would it be ashable?
>>285159788Looks like this post was spot on after all.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284923543/#284973563
>>285145586Well he should have more faith in the one that beat him to defeat Pegasus then (granted the fusion move was pretty hackery)
>>285159903in plain English, a card "tributed" or "destroyed" from the deck is literally being "sent" from the deck to the GY, but the rules say it doesn't applyat the same time, fusion cards that say you can "use" monsters from the deck as materials can be Ashed, even though the cards don't "send" the monsters
>>285160058I don't remember if Joey said this in the manga but in the Toei anime during that amusement park episode Joey said that Yugi and Tea are a mis-matched couple and he also noticed how much of a sexy body Tea was hiding when he saw her in her bikini.
>>285143935I see into the future
>>285159499It was mostly a jokeRebecca a cute though
>>285159903Branded Fusion and Rahu Dracotail do functionally the same thing but you can ash them
Hey old man lemme see that Blue Eyes White Dragon for a second.
>>285143935did someone say Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>285159637xxholic daily reference
>>285160407Would this card be usable if you didn't have to jump through bullshit rank-up hoops to summon it with its effect?
>>285150452Kaiba...
>>285159499that Anzu was a bad pairing for Yugi, as she loved Atem and not Yugi, and that Yugi deserved better.
>>285160494You can summon it using The Phantom Knights' Rank Up Magic Launch on a lv 6 dark XYZ monster, but otherwise you must use an effect like Xiangke Magician's pendulum effect to make it so you can use an XYZ monster for a normal XYZ summon. Red-eyes can make this using said pendulum monster's effect together with Red-Eyes Flare Metal Dragon and a Red-Eyes B. Dragon summoned by Flare Metal's effect
Kaiba's wife.
>>285160723>lv 6 dark XYZ monsterI meant rankAlso that card is ass and easier to summon in Inzektor Raidraptor than in its actual deck
>>285160716Did she just boop him with her nose?
>>285160828probably a little.
>>285160216>Joey and Tristan think only a female Frankenstein would send Yugi a love letter>both are shocked when it was revealed it was the cute Risa from a female high school and she even gives presents to Yugi>Yugi wants to reject Risa because he loves Tea but isn't able to do it and have three dates with her trying to reject her in all three>Risa takes care of him while he is ill which makes Tea jealous who also tries to take care of him in his ill state>Tea doesn't recognize that she is jealous of Risa at first>Risa wants the Purple Hecate from Yugi as a souvenir from Yugi, Yugi allows every other card as a present for her except for Purple Hecate because it is a card which was given to him by Tea>the love triangle is resolved by Risa being revealed to be an evil witch a part of a triplet witch group who were only interested in his Purple Hecate card>Tea said that she also wanted to learn Duel Monsters at the beginning of th episode and gave the Purple Hecate card to him because a powerful card is better in Yugi's hands than in her hands>this all doesn't matter because it's Toei filler
>>285160888So moral of the story Joey and Tristan were right
>>285160311sovl
>>285159190Reality manipulation is not cheating.
>>285161086Okay Atem
>>285144120>Me when I see cameltoe in leggings
>>285161086Looks like a reality manipulated an Exodia in my hand
>>285160094pegasus was going to kill mokuba if kaiba lost that particular duel.
>>285151431
>>285144054>kaiba was willing to fucking kill himself for children's card game long before any of the Orichalcos and shadow games shiti really need to go back and watch more of these kinds of anime as an adult lmao.
>>285161309HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIS BROTHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>285145586And that is OK? Yugi was also fighting for his grandfather's soul, if you somehow forgot about that. But in the end, he was the better man and let Kaiba win.
Everyone is gay for Bakura.
>>285162061He is popular among the girls.
>>285144054oh no no Kaibabros... that's your HERO??
>>285160804Kaiba's wife is bout to get blacked
>>285143935aki's ancient nazca past life.
>>285156567Why are you dueling, Ishizu, you own all three fucking god cards alreadyGo home
>>285162129EVERYONE... is gay for Bakura, especially girls.
>>285162061>>285162129Kaz grew up seeing this trend play out with other manga.
>>285144054https://youtu.be/hwNviLWR54E
>>285161309>duelist kingdom>before shadow games
>>285161416>And that is OK?Yes? If anything it's weirder that Yugi just gave up on his family and needed several people to cheer him up.
>>285164539Because it's wrong to fucking kill someone over a card game? Yugi knew the consequences of losing and still went on with it, no shit you would be depressed if you lost your chance of saving your grandfather just because some guy threatened to kill himself if you didn't concede.Kaiba was just being a bitch. If he couldn't beat Yugi, what chance would he have against the current world champion Pegasus?
>>285161416>>285164539>>285164666are you guys retarded? if kaiba lost that duel mokuba's soul would be lost forever, as per pegasus' blackmailing. if yugi did, it wasn't a lost cause because he could still get more star chips. of course kaiba did everything he possibly could.
>>285160193God this is such a hot concept.
>>285144054Yuuugiiii~ kill that son of a bitch!
>>285145670QRD
>>285164666>If he couldn't beat Yugi, what chance would he have against the current world champion Pegasus?Dumb powerscaling retard. Decks don't function this way.
>>285164735There's an Asanagi manga about that.
>>285165127New policy went from the previous "when time is called the player with more LP wins" (which was also bad for a variety of reasons) to "when time is called both players get a loss" (bear in mind the loss only applies when the judge shows up, so in the interim one player can concede the win to the other). This means that:>if you're losing, you can stall to force a double loss>on paper this isn't actually that wise since you'd rather lose to a winning player than to a losing one for the sake of tiebreakers, but>because this effectively got rid of the draw option, it's no longer beneficial to both concede when time is called (a draw was previously worth 1/3rd of a win) as opposed to neither doing so>this means both players get the worst outcome (loss+worse tiebreaker score) if they both concede and if neither concedesWhat this ends up meaning is that, if time is called, even if you were losing, you can refuse to concede, and, by doing so, you can force your opponent (even if they were in the winning position) into a state where it's better for them to concede instead, because losing to a winning player is better than losing to a losing one. You can cheat your way into winning a match you were about to lose by blackmailing your opponent, provided you don't care about the small chance of getting the worse outcome for both if they call your bluff (which, again, why would they when that's the worst option for them?).
>>285166590still a million billion times better than "whoopsie, I have 8000LP and you have 7999, time's up, shake my hand"
>You didn't pay attention to the monster I brought back from the graveyard so you couldn't know, you wasted your attack >SUIJIN TIDAL SHIELD!!!easily one of my favorite moments from Duelist Kingdom
>>285166646Wrong.
I ship Kaiba with Serenity simply because Joey would kill himself
Can Atem/Yugi really decide what card to topdeck or is this a headcannon people have latched onto?
I SACRIFICE MY DICK AND SUMMON (YOU)R DICK IN ATTACK MODE
>>285167867from what I remember, it's something brought up more often in the dub, which makes up a bunch of shit. but it is mentioned in the original japanese anime as wellthey might say it in the manga too, but I couldn't find it in the Ceremonial Battle chapters
>>285168772image was supposed to be this
>>285168772ishizu's so pretty
>>285167867I remember he did it really blatantly in one of Jonouchi's duelist kingdom duels in the manga
>>285167613I love when a character doesn't realize a card has been activated.
>>285164735MOTTO!
>>285167867It's headcanon from screaming babies physically incapable of making friends or being satisfied with anything.
>>285168791>retard sideliner commentary>tHiS iS cAnOnlord save me from autistic fats
Come forth, my hot brown wife!
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry...
Should Kaiba move on from Kisara and marry Ishizu?
>>285169954>dialog present in anime canon>tHiS iSnT cAnOn
>>285170455>random offhand line that is poorly translated and can be interpreted a million>IT DEFINITELY MEANS THIS ONE SPECIFIC THING THAT ISN'T REINFORCED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SERIES AND IF TRUE COMPLETELY CHANGES THE CONTEXT!!!!grow up child retard
>>285160716Why the fuck is Anzu jealous if she doesn't give a rat's ass about Yugi?
>>285167867He has magic destiny draw powers, yes. Whether he uses them is another thing entirely
>>285170279Kaiba and Kisara are happily married. He even has 3 copies of her so she can triple team him every day. Kaiba never showed a smidgen of interest in the brown lady
>>285152525A staring contest is whoever smiles first loses.
>>285162856wut manga?
>>285151431that's Marik's sister...
>>285165850>AsanagiI'm wary, but link?>>285169553So FUCKING hot. This one's more comedic, but still insanely hot.
>>285171117alright then, oh almighty canon overseer, give me your excuse for this entire minute-long scene where multiple characters disscuss the ability, while it's undeniably shown in action
>>285171189Woman moment
>>285171189She can't just let some other whore have her man's body
>>285171189women are possessive about their resources. that includes their fallback options.
>>285171710is this cheating?
>>285172247I don't think konami's ever had to rule on a case where a person used willpower to magically stack their deck, so jury's still out
In another few hours, the sun will rise!
>>285171710Was big shield Gardna ever destroyed during Battle City?
>>285171521oh that was shin devilman which focuses on akira and ryou asuka time travelling and is set in the third and fourth volume of the original devilman manga. now most will get ryou bakura having some inspiration from ryou asuka. but they won't notice this also applies to ryou marofuji, asuka tenjoin, the supreme king, yubel, amon, aporia, reiji akaba, ryoken kogami, nail saionji, zaion, and probably more.
>>285172533Tristan is a fine character and I don't understand the hate he gets. >it would be dumb if all the members of the gang are pro duelists. For balance, it's good to have some casuals among them >He serves a good role in the group as being their muscle, which was useful in Duelist Kingdom a lot >gives Joey someone to rub off on
>>285143935draw, evil twins!
>>285143935Nice board nerd (I did the math right, trust me bro)
>>285172822It's really just the fact that after DK he never did anything of note. IIRC the only remotely useful thing he did in Battle City was give Joey's sister a lift.
>>285173208>IIRC the only remotely useful thing he did in Battle City was give Joey's sister a lift.that's because 4kids cut every scene with anything remotely violent in it, including the one where he beats joey's ass for being a pussy and not supporting his sister
>>285145586should had played better then
>>285146979bring it fag ass
>>285167867Yes. Every time he draws and plays/sets a card without looking at it, that's what he's doing. Occasionally the onlookers even go "WOAH, HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT CARD, HOW DOES HE KNOW??"
>>285167867in a cosmic sort of way yes, isn't really like I want X card, gimme X card thing but rather universe give you this card you have to know how and when to use it (he always do)
>>285173208.. he gets some decent screentime in the virtual world arc
>>285172822If it's any consolation, the sun will be up in a few hours!
>>285173404words to live by
>>285171710Based. Stay young, prince!
>>285170005
>>285169553>>285160193source?
>>285158586>>285146979>>285160311what the fuck are these cards
>>285174302joke cards
>>285174348M*gic is a literal fucking joke game. YGO is the only good card game.
>>285174302>>285174348Platinum Angel is a real card. It's cool, but not as good as it looks. The other two are from a joke set full of weird goofy shit.
>>285153186Yes, it's modern Yu-Gi-Oh! after all.
>>285161359what if that backfired? retard would've doomed his brother forever
>>285149597It is. The first set introduced a definitive strongest 4 Star monster, that being La Jinn and had some 1600 / 1500 attackers otherwise.Nearly every set afterwards introduced more 1800s, after a few you got mech chaser, and then some (conditional) 2000ish attackers, and the rest is history.Beaver Warrior was always unplayable.
>>285174356YGO is such a convoluted mess they had to create Rush duels just so their target audience could play the fucking game
>>285153399>Pierce &Pierce>'Mergers and Acquisitions' slighlty displaced to the left>capital Capitals and CAPITAL CAPITALS>numbers going up and down like schizosBateman had a shitty card.
>>285173208Didn't he also beat up a gang of rare hunters, even the dub implies it
>>285175971Yeah. In Battle City he>helped jounouchi save yugi and the millennium puzzle from fire after yugi dueled marik-controlled keith>found jounouchi and got him to see shizuka after ghouls stole his red-eyes and he lost his confidence>stayed with shizuka while jounouchi dueled espa>brought her to battle city to see her brother>beat up ghouls to protect her (with otogi)>helped save yugi after he fell in the water after his duel with marik-controlled jounouchi>forced unconcious shadow realm'd jounouchi to watch yugi duel kaiba, which arguably helped restore his conciousness when yugi summoned red-eyesHe's a solid ally when you need to accomplish something outside a duel.
>>285176125They are missing something very important.
>>285143935>I drew pot of greed! It lets me draw 2 cards from my deck!>I drew pot of greed! It lets me draw 2 cards from my deck!>I drew pot of greed! It lets me draw 2 cards from my deck!>I drew graceful charity! It lets me draw 3 cards from my deck and discard 2!>I drew graceful charity! It lets me draw 3 cards from my deck and discard 2!>I drew graceful charity! It lets me draw 3 cards from my deck and discard 2!>My deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba!
>>285176208>i drew card destruction! it lets me discard my hand and draw up to the amount of cards i had before!>i drew card destruction! it lets me discard my hand and draw up to the amount of cards i had before!>i drew card destruction! it lets me discard my hand and draw up to the amount of cards i had before!>my deck has no cards, kaiba! i lose!
>>285176540Imagine losing to deckout
