Whatever Japan is doing to pizza they need to stop doing to pizza.
>mamma mia you can only eat my plain boring grass pizza like my grandma madeShut the fuck up
>>285159186This, but with America instead of Japan.>chicago style pizza
>>285159290The best kind you mean?
>>285159290Pizza pie =/= pizza
>>285159186>You aint't seen nothing yet. https://soranews24.com/2023/07/07/dominos-japans-new-pickles-pizza-does-it-taste-as-bad-as-it-looks/https://soranews24.com/2025/02/05/ramen-pizza-gets-a-sinful-upgrade-with-jiro-style-version-from-pizza-hut-japan/https://soranews24.com/2024/10/05/pizza-hut-japan-creates-landmine-type-pizza-to-celebrate-japans-dark-jirai-kei-fashion/https://soranews24.com/2024/09/02/tasting-dominos-japans-new-tsukimi-moon-viewing-pizza-before-its-official-release/https://soranews24.com/2024/05/24/pizza-hut-japans-pickled-plum-pizza-is-mercilessly-aware-of-what-it-is%e3%80%90taste-test%e3%80%91/
>>285159382I don't like... any of this.
>>285159290>but what about muricaObsessed
>>285159430This is just the tip of the iceberg. From Curry Pizza, Shirasu(Tiny Baby Fish) Pizza, Renkon Pesto, Tuna Mayo Corn is a classic so many...
>>285159382>pickle pizzaas an old TMNT cartoon fan I want to eat this shit so much you wouldn't believeThe Jirai kei one looks harmless and the umeboshi is probably okay once baked
>>285159456Nothing obsessed about it, since america made pizza to what most people think of pizza now.
>>285159225They really can't accept that their "cuisine" is always improved by other countries.
>>285159485Yea because American pizza is based and delicious while every other countries is gay and cringe.
>>285159186Nothing wrong at all with bottom right, thats just a classic margarita pizzaBottom left is some kind of pesto pizza. Unusual, but not unheard of.Top left looks like some kind of seafood pizza. Probably not bad if you like that kind of thing. Top right is uncertain.
>>285159485You mean good?
>>285159650If by good you mean greasy, addictive fast food, then yes.
>>285159686You mean good then
>>285159686right. good.
>>285159186They aren't doing anything worse than california does to pizza. I blame the pacific ocean.
>>285159708>>285159744t. fatties
What's the pineapple pizza of anime, /a/?
>>285159853Monogatari, for intellectuals only.
>>285159483Pickles on a pizza are awesome if done right, though I have my doubts abut pizza with nothing but pickles.Also they don't allow full customization in your places? Just configure one online if you are that curious.
>>285159853Devilman Crybaby
>>285159186I like that Japan has collaborations between anime/otaku media and pizza companies (Miku x Dominos, Sora no Woto x Pizza Hut etc)
>>285159290>He doesn't like Chicago styleNgmi
>>285159853swedish pizza is disgusting
>>285160645swedish fish pizza is strangely enjoyable
>>285159853They have created a weapon to surpass ingranaggio metallico
>>285159853>just dumping it raw on a baked pizzaWho's supposed to fall for this?
>>285159382You are allowed to make funny bad food when your population isn't 50% obese.
>>285159186Can't be worse than what some of those Nordic countries have done to it.
>>285159483they had pickle pizza at a local fair (USA) recently and it was pretty good. you might be closer to trying pickle pizza than you think
>>285160064That looks a bit too vinegary. I like pickles on burgers, but I wouldn't want a burger with a mountain of pickles and nothing else.
>>285160682Fish pizza is good. Pineapple pizza is good. neither are specific to Sweden. Fucking banana pizza is horrendous and VERY exclusive to Sweden.
When I went to the US I was dissapointed how bad and how lacking the pizza was, they didn't even have stuff like chocolate pizza.
>>285161023I suppose you need to avoid the slop.
>>285159186i was elated to discover that Japan acknowledges the patrician combo of pizza and wings
>>285160948Pickles don't have to be "too" vinegary. I can eat an entire can of my favourite pickles as is, and drink the leftover juice.
>>285159186>trying to be the pizza policeUnhinge jaw and swallow cock, OP
>>285161093That seems like a lot of food for 5 girls that are 5'1" and 105lb each.
>>285159186C2: "Your pizza opinions are garbage."
>>285161202I could eat all that by myself
>>285161202Mako eats a lot.
>>285161236Hit the gym Mako.
>>285161202You haven't seen nothing yet.Somebody post the collages.
>>285161279Do that on /b/
>>285161320I don't even want to know what you meant but I meant the hibimeshi post-episode collages anon made.Anyway, found them in the archive.>>280074577
>>285161202seems like a fairly small amount of food for a fully grown school club I'd say?
>>285161490Obscenities belong on /b/
>>285159186Loli liek pizza
>>285159378Man, you are really steamed about this aren't you?
>>285159430But you haven't even tasted it!
>>285161788Cute feet
>>285161202I dunno. There are times when I can polish off a medium size pizza by myself and I'm skinny as hell. Junk food isn't the most filling thing really.
>>285161788
>>285159186Is this from gup? This looks like it's from gup
>>285162303
>>285159483>>285160064>>285160940I made a pickle pizza not too long ago, pickles on it, crust stuffed with spears and I'm pretty sure I put some juice in when I made the dough. Crust was a bit thick but overall it was quite nice
>>285162266Italian style pizza like that isn't very filling. If anything it seems like too little food for 5 people.
>>285162404It is, in fact, not from gup.
Traditional Neapolitan pizza is simply the best pizza. I want to mainly taste the mozzarella and tomato which go perfect with the bread.
>>285162454it's crazy how when I was younger she was my least favorite but now that I'm older I realize she has the best design
>>285159186Bottom right is your typical margherita pizza. Personally, I think it's better with a garlic+oil base and fresh (or sundried) tomatoes and pesto spread around it. I'm an American, so I make sure the cheese is evenly layered, then add extra slices of fresh mozzarella
>>285162866You should give it a name then, because that isn't a pizza margherita anymore.
>>285163212It's the same ingredients, it's just arranged in a way that doesn't look like shit
>>285162801traditional neopolitan "pizza" is worse in every way than almost any other type of actual pizza.
>>285159186not one thing wrong or unappetizing in that picture
>>285159186>>285159382Do people actually go to sponsored restaurants and eat the official themed hamburger of X anime character to support their waifu in the greater food gestalt wars?It's like getting the John Wick artery murder bowl at KFC
>>285163316It's litany food, it's always the same ingredients.
>>285163427You never had good pizza in your entire life.
>>285163540Back when the Lord of the Rings movies were coming out Denny's did a huge promotion for them. I think they also did Fantasy Four. It's hardly just a Japan thing.
>>285163540Themed meals are fun as hell.
>>285159186
>>285163591i have had a pizza you would call good and it was bad
>>285159186Pizza is to Italians what sushi is to Japs. Overrated junk food that people for some reason obsess over. It's just stuff on bread. Basically an open sandwich.
>>285161202I have to preserve Makocchi's tasteful thickness. She needs to eat.
Japanese pizza and j-pop are the same thing>uhhhh what if we put every genre into one track and every ingredient onto one pizza
>>285159186Meanwhile you Americans made this nonsense, you people should stop.
>>285159186Bro, that's not even pistachio cream panettone pizza
>>285159186I went to this polish street food place that sold this weird thing similar to a hybrid of a subway or a pizza where they get a long roasted bread like a long breadstick like a subway except its just a single bun, then they top it up like a pizza ,actually I looked it up and maybe its called Zapiekanka?regardless its much better than both pizzas and subs, I can't believe im praising the poles for once but man it was some of the best stuff i've ever tasted.
>>285167568Forgot my fucking pic
>>285167500Would try it honestly
>>285161236Very American post
>>285167755Very non American post
>>285167500I went to a restaurant in japan that only sold weirdly named pizzas, everything was SMAP PACK or KODA KUMI'S TOES and shit
>>285167614>bread on breadwe're reaching britbong levels of culinary retardness here.
Time to rewatch the pizza episode of Absolutely Tastythis thread feels more like a diplomatic culture exchange with /jp/
Uma delicia.
Saizeriya is based
>>285167811The bread on top has a citric taste while the bread underneath has a fermented taste. But sure, that place is mostly for meme pizza flavors.
>>285159186Japanese pizza
>>285167811Panettone isn't bread, it's more of a cake
Pizza with imoutos before they're gone ;-;
Saizeriya's pizzas are totally baffling to me. I think it's a nice place to eat, good price, but their pizzas are confounding. Even the simplest, the mozzarella one. The sauce is bafflingly cheap, it tastes like tomato soup, and the crust is also extremely cheap tasting. But they went with the comparatively expensive buffalo mozzarella instead of cheaping out a bit there and getting a nicer sauce and bread? The two things that matter way more for good pizza?Great place to eat, fantastic prices. But their pizza fills me with complicated feelings that the Japanese I have spoken to don't understand at all.
>>285167811>he doesnt know
>>285159494How would you feel if ramen was "improved" by other countries? What if french ramen started adding foie gras and camembert in the soup? Huh?
>>285167500This looks fucking awesome.
>>285168179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLBkhNDjqU
Concerning thread. Officers, you should stop monitoring the degenerate porn threads and keep an eye out on these sickos. They're way more dangerous to society at large.
>>285168179it's fucking noodles dude it is very much able to be improved or done just as well anywhere in the world by anybody. ramen is not some sacred tradition, it's literally just noodles in broth.
>>285159483>Pickle on pizzaHad it before and it's not too different from pineapple on pizza, if you like that pickle on pizza is perfectly acceptable
>>285168118>Great place to eatYes it is
>>285160645The Swedish are also disgusting so no wonder.
>>285168179>How would you feel if ramen was "improved" by other countries?birriamen is a thing
>>285168179If they make something better, there's no issue whatsoever.Like pizza.
>>285168179In Thailand, everything can be fused with TomYum
>>285168179RAMEN IS LITERALLY CHINESE, JAPANESE RAMEN IS ALREADY AN ALTERATION LMAO!!the same thing with italian pasta.although in the case of ramen or more accurately la'mein, since japs can't pronounce L's it became ramein instead and later ramenalso it was a dish made by hui muslims and was originally halal without any pork
>>285167531God damn that looks amazing.
>>285161202I am an underwight small male and that amount of food is something that just 3 of me can devour.It's not that much food as long as you walk a lot and can take a healthy dump.
>>285170035it's not very DENSE
>>285167531i feel like the most haram thing to put on pizza is anything you can't eat as is. bones, carpace, toppings to tough to bite through compared to the dough that break up meal flow.same with sushi, same with thin soups.
>>285168179I had ramen in Canada once that had lettuce and tomato in it. Fuckers charged $18 for it too.
>>285159186Bottom right is just a regular margherita though and upper right is probably supposed to be carbonara. No clue what the other two are but upper left looks a little like paella (sans the mussels) which would actually taste pretty good as a pizza desu
Pizza thread? Pizza thread.
>>285172125>the point is to "enjoy the dough" italians can literally NEVER recover from this
>>285159186These are pretty much normal pizzas>>285159382These are blasfemy
>>285172125
>>285161202They take massive shits
>>285169235That doesnt need noodles to be tasty
>>285168179>How would you feel if ramen was "improved" by other countries? What if french ramen started adding foie gras and camembert in the soup? Huh?When another country does your traditional food wrong you look down your nose at the stupid foreigners and smugly pity them for not knowing the glory of the genuine article. And if it's good, you eat it and enjoy it while shutting the fuck up and being polite.t. American who has eaten very strange hamburgers across four continents.
>>285166485Let me guess, "not enough seasoning".
ENTER
/a/ /ck/ crossover threads are always a riot
>Americans when they see food with REAL ingredients and not plastic shit filled with a million chemicals banned by every other country due to how unsafe they are
>>285159477 >Curry Pizzagood and also common in SEA monkeries. since 1990s.>, Shirasu(Tiny Baby Fish) Pizzaits just anchovies. classic but niche taste.>, Renkon Pesto, i agree it sucks.>Tuna Mayo Corn is a classic so many...there's nothing wrong with tuna mayo corn. they even put it in sushi.
>>285167389>Pizza is to Italians what sushi is to Japs.USA migrants from italy and greece invented pizza. this is revisionist fiction. the old pancakes that native italians claimed inspired USA pizza looks and tastes nothing like them. margherita pizza is a recent invention by butthurt italians.
>>285172857>>285168179Ramen was improved by glorious nippon.OG pre-commie china ramen was really basic bitch salty soup with noodles for broke peasants. it was like shoyu ramen by worse.modern commie china ramen is full of gutter oil and cancer.
>>285173496That dish is Arisu-approved.
>>285174650yes
>>285174629>like shoyu ramen BUT worse.
>>285174577>In 1830, a certain "Riccio", had described a pizza with tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil in the book Napoli, contorni e dintorni.[22]Believe what you want burger.
>>285174650You can but you know what else you can do? You can shit all over your pizza in public but SHOULD you?
>>285169977>>285167531Looks like a lobster roadkill.
>>285172143Actually a good italian pizza dough is delicious. It's one of the things i miss most on most frozen pizzas.
>>285174777>contorni e dintorni.[22]wikipedia isn;t real life and most of their citations don't even work and are written by morons.
>>285174868yes
>>285173496that;s a dessert, not an entree
>>285163651Man I wish I wasn't such a fussy eater.I mean i've never really been in a position to try fun themed food but if I did find myself in such I would probably not be able to eat any of itMaybe in this picture I could handle the actual pancakes depending on what the sauce on them is, but I could just as easily end up embarrassing myself by vomiting the moment it hit my mouth so I wouldn't try
>>285161202One of those girls can probably manage a whole pizza (it's not that big a pizza) and a whole plate of wings as long as they didn't have large breakfast or lunches, 3 pizzas and 3 plates between them isn't so much at all.
>>285159186Oh boy, I wish every Italian a trip to Brazil
Have you ever ordered pizza accidentally?
>>285175445>frozen pizzasWho the fuck buys this shit? Just make the dough yourself
>>285159186Is the green pizza supposed to be a white pizza with pesto or something? It looks like somebody just poured a jello salad over a pizza crust.
>>285173496they do this in pola-->filenametak, właśnie. i never understood it and will never like it.
>>285159290Run for President already you lazy Jew.
>>285159186>pesto pie with olives>traditional margherita>mushroom marsalaThe shrimp and hard-boiled eggs are an affront to God, sure, but the other three are nowhere near the kind of degeneracy I've come to expect from Japanese pizza.
The heat of the pasta cooks the egg.
>>285159186>>285175445>Margherita PizzaNothing weird to see, just the best pizza
>>285159290that thicc crust pizza is absolutely delicious.
>>285159186>talking shit about Neapolitan-style pizzaOP is a faggot as usual
Meanwhile in Scandinavia
>>285175926this image makes me feel seen
>>285176176The grocery store bakery here just sells pizza dough for a dollar
>>285177487Just buying yeast and floor isn't much more work and it's fresher.
thinking neopolitan style is the pinnacle of pizza is the ultimate midwit "foodie" take.
>>285177548nta, but it's messier and I found the dough balls at my local grocer are more than good enough. how much you knead the dough matters way more than how fresh it is (up to a certain point)pic is a 'za I made emptying the fridge of bits of veg and a couple strips of bacon
>>285171864that looks like saize's doria
>>285177727That was a little too long in the oven.
>>285167831GTFO endo
It seems my superiority has led to some controversy...
Crimes against pizza should be bannable in any board
>>285178114That casserole looks delicious
>>285159290>b-but americano b s e s s e d
>>285178354>didn't read the responseRetard.
>>285177727Would
>>285176819no it doesn't if you're not perfect with control.too low and runny, too high and scrambled.you end up having to heat it all on low for like 4 minutes until it's silky.
>>285168152Unironically, I'm still curious to try it
>>285167614Marco Merrino ci cagherebbe sopra
>>285178114>a fucking tomato pie
>>285168179No you're just autistic. Carbonara existed for about 60 years but italian retards act like you're disgracing Ancient Roman history by adding cream or using non-meme bacon.
>>285178114This hurts the yankee
>>285167811>>285168152french fries on pizza is surprisingly common in lots of regions, inlcuding italy
>>285178697never used le roman ham, but there is a big difference going from plastic sealed pink bacon, a butcher's dry brown bacon and home smoked bacon. these ingredients only share a name.
When you gonna do it, you gotta do it right.
We need more authentic pizza
>>285177991nah, was good 'za
>>285179288See >>285177129 for the modern potato pizza
Fuck you, guys. I'm trying to diet.
>>285159186burgerland has no right to police anyone about pizza
If we wanna talk pizza crimes, Japan gets way more flak than they deserve because of their visibility.Sweden is getting away with war crimes in the dark.
>>285180794Norwayfag here, live near the Swedish border and have both Norwegian and Swedish colleagues. EVERY Swede I work with agree that banana pizza is the most retarded shit imaginable.I have no idea how it became so widespread when nobody will admit to liking it.
>>285179288I love potatos, garlic and rosemary so this is one of my favorite pizzas, but I hate biting hard rosemary. I wonder how it would taste with a softer herb like thyme.>>28517581299% of the times these taste awful and use basic flavors with food coloring.
>>285167614This Is a direct insult to my country and also to my specific town traditional food...
>>285180877What about flygande Jacob?
>>285181672My family's taditional Christmas breakfast is french toast made with panettone (with maple syrup and powdered sugar), so thank you to your town
>>285181767>paper platethis wasn't at home right
>>285172125Sushi in Japan was the best sushi I've ever had. Pizza in Italy made me wish I was back in America.
>>285177727based fridgescraps za.i use the store dough too. i stopped kneading though, and now i just stretch it and toss it. it makes a huge difference in texture.
>>285182339>>285177727take the >300degC pill if your oven can handle it.white with black spots tastes better than pale orange.
>>285159186the entirety of the pacific rim is incapable of not butchering pizza. east asains, basedfornians, bogans/kiwis alike.something is just wrong with all of them.
>>285182069nooldest "pizzeria" in my town, and it's not even a pizza in the strict sense
>>285182739i allow it then. i have ptsd from burgers saying they use paper/plastic plates at home
>>285181738Just as bad. Same with Chicken Jacob.Banana does not belong in savory dishes.
>>285182766>burgers saying they use paper/plastic plates at homeabout that
>>285159186no pizza compares to brazillian pizza
>>285182393>black spotsNo, simply no. You DO NOT burn the pizza or anything you will put in your mouth for that matter.
>>285184068you must, anon.
>>285159186>Italian seetheJaps make your food better, sorry
Anyways, here’s your authentic Italian pizza, bros. No, really.
>>285184121I will peel off the black spots and put them on top of your pizza portions.
>>285184212oh i scape them off as well, but it's a goal to be close to having black charred spots as far as doneness around 450deg goes.
>>285171864Fuck it , why not?
>>285172125American pizza > Italian pizza Sorry Mario but it's true
>>285180794>Curry on pizzaArrest and execute whoever thought of this
>>285172125Italian all the way.To be honest, when it comes to food in general any European country is better than anything "from" the US and the most decent cuisine recipes they have come from the European colonies.
>>285175911>>285184009No wonder so many nihon came to brazil, they have the same tastes
>>285184775The half chicken with catupiry / half calabresa combo is unmatched. 4 cheeses and portuguese flavors get real close though
>>285185003curse you anon, I have no choice but to order a pizza myself now
>>285184006Italy has Parmesan cheese.America has... that.
>>285185527>three sectionsDamn that's convenient. Places near me only do half and half.
>>285185527I want one but I ate feijoada today already
>>285186118It really is, My town has a couple of different pizzarias and the one I usually order from does 4 sections and I'm going to order tonight too a bit pricy but it's worthy it>>285186424I feel you anon, I ate tainha for lunch and I had to fast for the next 8 hours in order to save up space for pizza.
>>285169235>cdmxWhy am I not surprised?
>>285181780we also use leftover ones in icecream sandwitch or you can slice and bake it untill is cruchy than put some powdered sugar on top
>>285161236
>>285159186Why is pizza in Japan so expensive? Its supposed to be made with cheap ingredients I dont understand why they charge ¥3,500(30$ USD) for a medium sized pie.
>>285188512Don't know for certain but probably because pizza isn't as common in Japan. Here in the UK there's countless pizza takeouts
>>285188617Also, my friend told me most Japanese view pizza as a "luxury" food, instead of cheap junk food like we do in the states so do they mark up the price based on that perception alone?
>>285188685Nta but yeah that makes sense to me, here in Brazil hamburgers are seen as a "luxurious food" too, so much that some burger shops market it as "gormuet" kek.Granted if you know where you to look you can find some delish burgers, but it's funny something that is supposed to be cheap food is treated like some high class dish here instead
>>285188685>so do they mark up the price based on that perception alone?Probably
>>285184006>Now Melts!wow
>>285189115Most of the world has both cheap McDonalds type shit and gourmet burger places with much higher prices and much higher quality burgers.
>>285161718>>285162266>>285170035>>285175895I don't think you people realize how little girls eat compared to guys
>>285159686buddy, I have news for youthey aren't putting drugs in your American pizzaif a food is addictive, it means that it is good
>>285161788that text is making my head spinBAKE bakemono MONO gatari GATARI
>>285191156>if a food is addictive, it means that it is goodlol
Has anyone tried the Frisk Mints Pizza?
>>285191156>they aren't putting drugs in your American pizzaYes they are. That's essentially how American fast food works. You don't realize what's actually in your food, do you?
>>285159186I had a lot of plain margherita in japan that looked just like that. very thin.also had some crazy good michelin-type elaborate pizza.but most of all I had the shitty $4 frozen pizza that they make you at family restaurants. especially corn pizza.
>>285159186I can't eat pizza anymore because it made me too fat.
>>285191156>t. food company owned by Philip Morris
>>285192197Philip Morris sold off Kraft in 2001, and everything Kraft makes has only gotten worse since.
>>285188512It's likely an economy of scale type deal.
>>285191721Are fat, carbs, and salt considered drugs now?
>>285194782Refined sugar is
I've had some of the best American food in the world in Japan (go to Brozers' for some awesome burgers, plus they have root beer), the one exception being pizza. Nothing bad, just... wholly mediocre. Surely, somewhere, there's a pizza otaku who's worked 50 years at perfecting what must be the very best brick oven pizza in the world. Regretfully, I have yet to find it.
