Did Zabuza ever hit?
Why a guy? Could've easily been a girl and nothing would change.
>>285165663It would’ve been too sad if a girl died, but thankfully it was only a tranny.
>>285165663See it's very funny for Naruto to make funny faces as a reaction.
>>285165560they're ninjas. i'm sure they hit each other all the time while training
>>285165702>Literally tells Naruto he's a man>T-tranny
>>285165663historical referenceand >>285165707
>>285165560No bulge, no proof. Every feminine looking character is female until proven otherwise. Yes, she says she's a guy, but characters, believe it or not, have the ability to lie. Perhaps she simply told Naruto that she was a guy so that he wouldn't fall for her, deducing his tendencies. She has breasts (although small), and she has a vagina. She will always be a girl to me.
>>285165560>>285165663I recall some interview where Kishi said that he originally came up with Haku as a girl but then changed Haku from a girl to a boy precisely because he didn't want people to think that Zabuza was fucking Haku.
>>285167169he cannot be that innocent lol
>>285167169I shudder thinking about Kishi turning Konan into a guy by that logic
>>285167169lmao kishi is a kissless virgin
>>285167169Another example of editors leading pure young mangaka astray...
>>285165702Haku's death was sadder than the death of any foid could ever be.
>>285167169>precisely because he didn't want people to think that Zabuza was fucking Haku.How bout stressing the idea that they're like father and daughter? Just make it more overt.
>>285165560No, but Naruto definitely shagged one quick time in the woods.
>>285165560Did ninjas practice shudo too or was it just samurai?
>>285168690Could've made her Naruto's first real love, and it'd end tragically with her death at the end. Could make a great movie to be honest. A whole movie bout the Land of Waves arc.
>>285168790Ninja were samurai so yes
>>285165560Isn't that a boy
>>285168839So she's Naruto's Reze?
>>285165560No, he only expressed affection for Haku after being mortally wounded. If they had both survived after this they would have developed romantically.Edo Zabuza was proud that he died a human acting on his affection for Haku so it's not something he's ashamed of for in his last moments.
>>285165560Why did he put a tranny in the show?Does it have something to do with the main villains having painted nails and everyone having an emo backstory?
>>285165560I bet Zabuza sometimes pulls Haku's pony tail while he bang him.
why did she die when kakashi grabbed her chest
>>285165663Because then he’d be badly written.
I played a Ps2 game as a kid where one stage was their hideout and it only had 1 bed
NGL my first anime fap. 2006.
>>285165702>specifically tells the MC he's a boy>trannyRetard.
>>285169774Are you full gay now?
>>285165702Anon...
At some point a trap is so feminine that it would actually be gay not to fuck them and Haku is one such case
>>285168852right are boys left are girls
This is more blatantly a woman than Astolfo.
>>285165879crossdressing = faggot = lgbt spectrum = tranny
>>285167169>no gays in my mangaBASED, gege, kubo and oda could never and it's not even close
>>285165560>a world where death before 30 is extremely common>every family only has a single childhow are they not extinct?
>>285169667Deep lore
>>285169667because due to their reputation as killers, one person has always have to be awake
>>285169774Haha anon's a homo.
>>285172059Based logic explainer
>>285167169Something tells me that isn't the case, because Kishimoto has gone on about how he likes Shonen-Ai works, "Transgressive relationships" before and I can kind of see that in some of early Naruto, with Zabuza/Haku, Itachi/Sasuke, Orochimaru/Anko. The language that Haku and Zabuza also use between each other is intimate in a kind of carnal way, too.
>>285172486I love how Orochimaru grooming that JC Anko slips past in THE normalfag anime. How did Naruto become so fucking lame after Part 1?
>>285165560The series was never this good again
>>285165663Why a girl? It would be just another boring girl.
>>285165702>>285167926Election tourists, and their consequences, have been a disaster for 4chan
>>285172982Land of Waves is great, but Chunin Exams and Sasuke retrieval arc have higher highs. Naruto doesn’t have a true drop off until the time skip.
>>285169202There's a theming of punk vs institution, or counterculture vs prevailing warrior culture. Haku is everything antithetical and taboo to the shinobi world.The village decides if you live or die and will even destroy your clan if it sees fit, as we see with the Uchiha. Haku survived his own clan being wiped out for their kekkei genkai, fighting to live when he was outed.Haku becomes a revolutionary with Zabuza, who wants to topple the fucked up mist village regime and bring change to its policies that damaged the two. Haku and Zabuza are independent contractors outside the village structure, this autonomy is not accepted.Haku cares for Zabuza and eventually Zabuza admits he also cares for Haku, demonstrating in his last moments and as an edo he feels good about reclaiming his humanity this way. Haku is extremely feminine, and Zabuza is proud that Haku is stronger than himself.Unless you have your head in the sand Naruto becomes the new Haku of the story, he has strong feelings about Sasuke that he isn't ashamed of even when everyone tells him they aren't appropriate. The 4th raikage even scolds Naruto because he's going against the macho warrior culture.
>>285173648>Why a girl? It would be just another boring girl.Go be gay somewhere else.>>285173789>Land of Waves is great, but Chunin Exams and Sasuke retrieval arc have higher highs.There's your trilogy of movies. Don't even need the begginning arc. Just have Naruto recap it to Haku or whatever in the first movie. Team 7's already formed at the start but it's their first real mission.
i think about how almost every single ninja anime weaponizes the women to fuck officials and important figures to sway politics and naruto has none of itnot even the implication of kunoichi prosties when there's so much damn politicking in this anime. you might point out that it's an innocent shonen jump title but god fucking damnit look at the character designs in boruto
>>285172059Haku reveling in Zabuza's smell when he climbs into a still-warm bed.
>>285174995Naruto and Boruto have both tried to seduce people while in a female form. I guess the series shies away from real women doing that because it's demeaning.
>>285165560I'm not gay, but I'd 1000% fuck Haku.
>>285167169>I recall some interview
>>285176579>real womencare to explain what you mean by that? sounds a bit transphobic
>>285169667Ultimate ninja 2 I remember that
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>>285165663If he was a girl he'd have jobbed immediately and someone would have said "Heh, she should have used those needles for knitting" as she laid on the ground dying, instead we got an actual fight.
>>285167427He has three children. He has had more sex than any of his colleagues.
>>285176579Femnaruto is still the best girl desuHe should have had a secret twin sister or something
>>285176579>I guess the series shies away from real women doing that because it's demeaning.It's not, though. At all.
>>285177538That shit is romantic as fuck. Zabuza and Haku were having a honeymoon every night, no doubt in my mind
>>285177538Imagine sniffing the sheets after they're done.
>>285179224If any of the kunoichi were confirmed to have used sex to get intel instead of just strongarming using jutsu they'd be called whores by the fandom.And in-universe such methods would also be looked down on because as our meathead kage Ay described ninjas achieve their goals through strength. Is any female ninja making jonin if they got results through seduction instead of force? Nope.
>>285180662>If any of the kunoichi were confirmed to have used sex to get intel instead of just strongarming using jutsu they'd be called whores by the fandomThey would be right.
>>285179041Hey Unc don't you have better things to do with your time.
