Volume 42The Secret of the Mangekyō…!! Chapter 381: True Identities…!!Previous chapter: >>285162082Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
>>285186059Why does their hair turn Orange if Nagato had red hair?
>>285185886the fuck?how much was skipped?did miss a chapter or something?
>>285186114There is literally 0 reason for Jiraiya to go back out there.
remember that time Pierrot went full mask-off with their /ss/ fetish
>>285186098The same reason the Akatsuki paint their nails black. Konan thought it looked fabulous
>>285186119I legit thought this was a schizo dump skipping a chapter or something. Kishi is such a hack.
>>285186162What is up with this one Pain? Why is his head shaped like a thumb? Why is he constantly smiling? Why does he look so retarded?
>>285186136>>285186139Why didn’t he retreat.
>>285186203He had a mission to complete
>>285185886>hackWe know Jiraiya
>>285186184Gotta love how the one on the middle left is just Naruto/Yahiko but slightly beefier.
>>285186114>uh Jiraya-boy, we already found out that Pain is six people with the rinnegan and one of your old pupils, really we could just go and maybe come back with backup>Shut the FUCK up, also I'm deactivating Sage mode
>>285185886Kill yourself spam schizo
>>285186212When did Jiraiya fight Patrick Star
posting B&W in a few
>>285186270Rip
>>285186244>>285186270>>285186305KWAB
>>285186212>I've figured it out!!>I've seen these guys before!That really required going out there and getting killed.
>>285186301What the fuck is that!!!!!????!?!(!(????
>>285186169Deep down they wished Itachi was girl so they could add /ss/ angst between Sasuke and Itachi.
>>285186212Genuinely, what’re the odds of this happening? Yeah, I get that Jiraiya traveled far and wide and met a lot of ninja while doing recon for Konoha but still
>>285186184>>285186212How did Jiraiya not recognize the thumb nigga instantly? Is there a village of thumbs out there?
>>285186330True. I mean it's not like he could've made a shadow clone to go out there and figure out the secret. Since clones share experience with the original once destroyed.
>>285186212I never understood why this was important. Did Nagato stalk Jiraya for years and only took corpses of guys he knew for some sadistic reason?
Ahahahahahaha jiraya gets paid to leave the village and do missions as a hobo Sasuke does it for free and does not get his inheritance back.At least jiraya went out in all out glory while sasuke turns in to the giving tree by robert green.
>>285186212>the one on the top rightDan relative
To any humans readiing, this is a bot thread made by a schizo. Most of the posts you are seeing are not organic.
>>285185886>>285185893MORE fucking tricksDude is down one arm, facing 6 Pains, and still manages to pull this shit
>>285186446No. This is because the toad sage sent him to meet those people. Nagato didn't intentionally use people Jiraiya fought. The toad sage sent Jiraiys to fight people that would eventually be used as bodies.
>>285186353god fem itachi looks cute.now I really wish this was a thing
>>285186503We know, >285186471 makes that oblivious
>>285186136>>285186203>>285186251Prophecy. There's really no other way to defend this other than "prophecy". Old frog told him he had to make a choice that'd save or end the world, dude saw a pretty critical junction and decided to make a bold choice for that reason.
>>285186542That lecherous faggot could've taught Naruto that, but nope.
>Fffffff Aww ooh oh ahhh it came back ooh hot hot hot hot , ooof its not even juing uh out.This thread is really smelly oooh aaah ooh i hope this thread doesn’t flood and that i got a good plunger.
>>285186548It's more likely that he sent Jiraiya on a travel and that travel led him to encounter people rather than a hit list of people.The filler episode of Jiraiya's travel had most of these guys just be people he talked with
>>285186471Sasuke's humiliation ritual begins right as Naruto's end...
>>285186212>the cute Kuchiyose no Jutsu Pain girl wasn't even in the main team, she was a replacementHACKIMOTO
>>285186305F
>>285186188>>285186119I got confuse for a moment too
>>285186711Just wait and see his daughter will slut herself, his wife will eventually cuck him with lee or kawaki.And this will eventually be the beginning of it.
>>285186821>Tayuya is Darth MaulImpossible...!!
>>285186654I didn't mean that Jiraiya killed them all. Just that the Toad sage made him meet those people. Nagato had no idea they all met Jiraiya
>>285186244Kek I forgot how stupid and goofy Jiraiya's death was. >I just narrowly escaped from getting killed by this guy but let me go back there so I can look at their faces for a second time, even though I've should already deduced what his secret was after I recognized the other guy
>>285186442Jiraiya literally can't create shadow clones anymore. He's never been shown to be able to do 1 handed seals
>>285186485What are the chances that that's Dan's actual body? I don't think this would screw the timeline too hard.
>>285186369That's why the toad elder told J-man to travel the world. Part of the prophecy
>>285186244Jiraiya has intel now. Pain's finished
>>285187049>travel the world bro>the prophecy guy was the son of his student, the Kyuubi jinchurikimaybe the toad was dumb
>>285186929He casted the frog ass with 1 hand, no?
>>285186203He's not going there to die, he's going back out to find out if he's really alive. He has to do it F
fin
>>285187140Part of the prophecy was the choice Jiraiya had to make here, and knowing the Pain bodies leads to that choice
>>285185886sakon DOKO?!
>>285186821cute nubsI'm gonna rub em
.......
can i breastfeed him
>>285186821
>>285186212>fat fuck ninja >brown fugaku (sasjeet's father)>Dan >neckmaxxed niggawhat a fucking roster hackimoto really outdid himself this time
>>285186244>his speech pattern...
>>285187329Kushina...
>>285186212Kishi cooked here, especially with that design
>>285186244Shikamaru could do this in 10 seconds
>>285186305NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>285186353That would unironically have been better
>>285186212>THUMB NINJA>THE LAND HIDDEN IN THE THUMB>SKILLED IN THUMBJUSTU >HAS A TAILED BEAST (thumbs)>SOMEHOW FORGETS THE ONE THUMB NIGGA HE FOUGHT
>>285187258he did a suicide mission to find out useless information... and with this he literally declared war to Rain village, how did the Council even let him go in this mission, it's not like Tsunade has all the power to decide this shit
>>285186542Never sleep on Jiraiya.
>>285187116Legitimately thought bottom right guy was an edit.
>>285186212Okay but for real why the fuck does that guy look like that
>>285186305KWAB
>>285187314LETS GOOOOOOOOO SHE FINALLY WON
JOBraiya the RAPED
>>285187177That was a barrier, which he might have casted before the fight started.
>>285186244genuinely forgot how dumb Jiraiya's death was now. Kishimoto had no idea what to do with Jiraiya for most of the story.
>>285187314Happiest Kek in Konoha
>>285186827Salad is pure........
>>285187422Jiraiya had a much better plan than Shikamaru to handle the 3 Pains
>>285186305So was he a jobber be real with me
>>285187715Not a jobber. Nobody else in Konoha could've done what he did.
>>285186169Naruto is /ss/ pilled
Frogmode was cooler than foxmode.
>>285187715>managed to escape and kill one Pain when fighting all 6 after having lost an arm (after the fight was seemingly over)>only gets killed after going back for prophecy reason, still armless, and in baseNah. That entire fight was pure Jiraiya glazing.
>>285186869>This is what it means to be humanNigga, you're a sex offender kekw Interesting logic
>>285187715Pain gets so disrespected bc he lost to basically a fully actualized Ninetails after basically killing an entire village and fighting sage mode NardNo other character until Madara would be capable of anything close to this
>>285186212Imu
>>285187715Bro fought the Six Paths with one arm and didn't immediately die. He even managed to kill one again. Most of Konoha couldn't even survive one.
>>285187733Die?
>teaches Nardo 2 years of basics>does suicide mission and uses entire bag of tricks>yeah sorry *dies*
>>285186212My ancestor :)
>>285187502kwaaaab
>>285186887Funny, this is clearly the answer, but I somehow never came to it myself. I always took it as some weird decision by Nagato, but it actually makes sense if it's treated as a 'destiny will give you the key, and you can make the decision to use it and save Konoha/Naruto, but it will kill you'
>>285187329YOU'RE the fucker that was spamming scat yesterday. Kill yourself.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/237925072/#q237963859https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/238257453/#q238283537https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/240598736/#q240622328https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/254105113/#q254136476
>>285187087Ikemoto drew the upper panel
>>285187224thanks op.
>>285187812Make it that far in an espionage mission, defend against a completely unknown dojutsu and ascertain its true nature. Nobody in Konoha gets past the first three paths besides maybe Gai, but he probably gets jumped after Hirudora knocks him out.
>>285187851nta but I hate archiverats
>>285187851>Penisfeed faggot back at it again God damn it. Good catch anon.
>>285187944You don't complain when we do it to the jeet
>>285187851fuck that cunt is back
>>285187715>lost to Tsunade when she oneshot him after catching him peeking in the hot spring>lost to Oro when trying to stop him from leaving the village>lost to Oro again in the Tsunade arc>lost to PainYup, jobber.
And with this final trick, Jiraiya's endless bag stops todayWhich ones did you like?
>>285186114>>285186139>>285186162What the fuck is this nigga doing? Why is Kishi making Jiraiya so unbelievably retarded?
>>285187915You're talking with the baiting Orofag, also known as Rajsuke, and a notorious samefag
>>285188015the last true ninja
>>285186305S to spit
>>285187851
>>285188015the tavern one was cool
>>285188015better
>>285188015>>285188147love his hair jutsu
>>285187802>No other character until Madara would be capable of anything close to thisObito, Sage Naruto, 6-tails Naruto, Onoki, Mu, 3rd Raikage, 4th Raikage, Killer Bee, Itachi, Kabuto (war arc), Kimimaro (war arc).
Wonder what the new tier will be called later
Why did Jiraiya find the child of prophecy with the super ultra duper special rinnegan, trained him for 3 years, then abandoned him like he wasn't the most important potential asset in the world?
>>285188052>No, you don't get it. I HAVE TO turn myself into a nuke to kill Sasuke Uchiha RIGHT NOW>No, I have to find out something about Pain right now... like RIGHT NOW, even if I die. it's very imporant bro>Shut the fuck up Konan, I HAVE TO Shinra Tensei the Leaf village right NOW it's like REALLY REALLY importantthis is every Kishimoto character at some point
>There he goes again
>>285188236Deidara is the stupidest one because he threw his WJiraiya had some prophecy bullshit to back up his suicide-by-painNagato wanted to shit on Konoha, that was personal and a big point
>>285188236He flattened the village because his target wasn't there and he realized they knew his secret from Tsunade's use of chakra in her feet to counteract Deva and their autopsy of the other PainHis position was that he'd have ample time to go to Myoboku and so it was important to flatten the village to eliminate anyone who might know his secret. It makes sense
>>285188309>he realized they knew his secret from Tsunade's use of chakra in her feet to counteract Deva and their autopsy of the other Painnah, that feet chakra thing wouldn't do jackshitTsunade just shat herself when she saw Pain, there was nothing to do but gamble on Naruto's cram week session. Kinda crazy
>>285186212WHAT IS THAT THING
>>285188333Your toe when the one you stubbed was the one right next to it instead
>>285187880He's the more talented mangaka :^]>>285188183You believe Sage Naruto, or 6 tails Naruto, could defeat the entire leaf village AND beat sage Naruto and almost 9tails? Do you understand how stupid you are?
>>285188333He achieved sage-mode using thumb chakra.
>>285188309>his secretliterally who could stop them even with the information?
cutie
>>285188221>this tier list by jizzraya glazer again show me one jiraya feat that is more impressive than sand tsunami/C4
>>285188352Yeah it's pretty retarded. Even discounting that, an immortal 3rd Raikage lost to a Sage Naruto clone and I'm pretty confident 4th would lose to Sage Naruto as well. Ohnoki might have the best odds of these outside of Kabuto, Bee and.... Obito?
I still don't understand why Jiraiya ranks so high except narratively, he literally lost an arm off-screen to some Pain puppet, the proceeded to job in the next chapter
>>285188221
>>285188221>Orofag still seething at the OFFICIAL tier list (37th)You love to see itI wonder where Sage Naruto will rank since he'll fight a nerfed Pain.
How come people freak out soooo much when anyone talks about Raikage x Hinata? People just roll their eyes at Naruto x Sasuke or Sakura x Naruto, hell people are more okay with Akamaru x Hinata. Why did we get to a point where people are more accepting of a dog copulating with Hinata than Raikage?
>>285188365I don't disagree but he was mad and believed it worthwhile. The easiest answer would be that letting Tsunade live with info will lead to a 5 kage summit and likely some form of unified front, and Pain would've known he can't win against all that if they know the secret. Unlike Obito he also has a home, and so leaving survivors probably means the Rain gets invaded and destroyed
>>285188419Kek >>285188416Kinda glad Jiraiya's dead, that guy will finally be able to rest for once
>>285188366>>285187329Samefag. Kys
>>285188413>ranks so highRanks high where?
>>285188363>>285186821Hmmm
>>285188376I'm not saying he has more power, but can you prove Deidara and Gaara would defeat Sage Jiraiya?I could change my mind, but as it stands his kax abilities with Ma and Pa are pretty crazy. Trickery was what did Deidara in. (that and mostly the new elemental patch)
Itachi is the strongest btw.
I genuinely don't get power scaling faggots. What does it matter? What you see in the manga is what you get, not some autistic What If. Second best thing you get is a video game fight and that obviously doesn't count. Pointless discussions.
>>285188416he needs more information
>>285188413Mechanical Pain is lethal. He was about to oneshot Tsunade before Naruto saved her.Jiraiya hasn't taken a single hit in the entire fight and dispatched the 3 Pain bodies like that. He lost his arm to a surprise attack, then managed to fight the 6 Pains decently enough to kill one and retreat. Only got killed in base while he was looking at their faces and trying to find out who Pain was.
>>285188397Kabuto is really the only one I'd agree with and that's bc he's got an army. Obito pre Madara is strong, but he's not strong enough to beat a village, sage mode Naruto, and a tailed beast one after another.Pain loses bc the length of the battle. If he wasn't exhausted he even beats 9tails Naruto atp bc he's able to make a big enough planetary devastation to seal him. But he couldn't bc he'd already fought so long
Is this a bad thing if I don't care about his death.
>>285188480Curious how you always say this only when people call out your jiraiya glazing.
>>285188376>sand tsunamiOil Tsunami>C4Frog song maybe? I don't think anything can really beat that destructive power. C4 is insane
>>285186821ToT
>>285188504Depends if its your first time seeing this, iirc I thought it was sad when it released like 17 years ago
>>285188501Agreed. Pain is clearly busted. He's not Madara tier busted so you can still see some ways the heroes could whittle down his numbers and get a win, they can actually defeat a body here and there, but it's an insane gauntlet.
>>285188518I don't care. They never see each other again after the 3 way fight in part 1. It doesn't matter. I remember one time when we had like 5 weeks straight of Itachi & Kisame vs Jiraiya threads. Fuck's sake.
>>285186212kek i thought this was a edit for one second
>>285188504Not really. Underdeveloped character, even Naruto's reaction feels forced.
>>285188147Surely Jiraiya taught Minato all these cool useful frog techniques
>>285188480Agreed. I think these are entertaining to discuss but certainly not enough to get as autistic as >>285188518Certainly not when it's about rehashing the same 3 points endlessly and going on about GLAZING and JOBBERS and all that shit. Jesus, maybe some things never change. Maybe some people are eternally 12.
>>285188550>Jiraiya has been dead for 18 years We're all really as old as wageslave Naruto now...
>>285188366i want to pet his hair
>>285188504Jiraiya was a degenerate old man. It's normal to not care about that piece of shit.
>>285188470in a 1v1 duel jiraya would get flattened with the sand/bomb that are just so outlandishly more powerful than anything jiraya ever pulled out of his ass as for his genjutsu>deidaraclay in ears >garasand in ears
>>285188504Eh, I think it's sad, especially once you actually see the death play out and not just the Pain ultimate jutsu from Storm 2 like today. Much less in manga form without soundtrack though.>>285188595He got the Tsunade search arc and this one to develop, I think it's significant. Kakashi gets more development down the line, but at this point in time Jiraiya would have as much or more development as Kakashi so far.
>>285188600Nobody who uses terms like "glazing" is over 25, I can guarantee that
>>285188221Preta, Human and Naraka are going to be hard to put here. They don't really work as individual characters as they're mostly just support.
>>285188600Looks like I struck a nerve.
>>285186212
>>285188655I used that for Shikamaru...
>>285188669Kind of, yeah. I feel bad when I see people being so retarded they're not even self aware of it.
>>285185886Dragon Ball better?
>>285188470>but can you prove Deidara and Gaara would defeat Sage Jiraiya?C4 100% kills him.
>>285188618The years fall away like months
>>285188643Gaara's an oil victim
>>285188052Hag erotic, hag's sagging breasts and disheveled appearance erotic!!!
>>285188599Summoning is the only frog technique he taught him
>>285188718Besides Edo zombies, is there a single character that can actually TANK C4 at all? Like it's hard to scale Deidara beyond some general level of "strong in a genuinely ridiculous sense for the setting itself," when his strongest attack is literally just calling down a tactical nuke and destroying anything in a 5KM radius.
I want to pick him up by the armpits and give him a smooch on his forehead.
>>285188643Sasuke took out Deidara with jumping and chidoris. Jiraiya would be way more efficient at it since he has a lot more tools. Deidara's only W condition is C4, which Jiraiya would definitely have to prevent or dodge, maybe by hiding in the frog stomach like he did multiple times. Deidara is definitely dangerous but I'd say Jiraiya has the tools.>GaaraHonestly Gaara has it worse than Deidara here. Giant Rasengans, boss summons and wide range AoE shit like the sea of boiling oil just shred his defense. Frog song is overkill but if you were to think Gaara's defense is absolute enough to stop all of that (it's not) there's also this win condition.
>>285188643If they fight in an open field and Jiraiya just tries to run away. He can cut the dragon in half with the water pressure beam or summon giant toads with shields.I agree. In a flat plane where it's a fair 1v1 match up Jiraiya has little options, but in other environments like Rain city Deidara is gonna win so easily.
Why frogs didn't adopted Naruto.
>>285188818Itachi within Susan?
>>285188504>>285188595I think Tsunade's reaction was a lot more sad and realistic.
>>285188871They tried with the Pain arc but the ungrateful fuck didn't stick around.>muh I don't like the food
>>285188787>Hag erotic, hag's sagging breasts and disheveled appearance erotic!!!She's a fake hag. Kishi should've showed us her actual 50yo self, not wrinkly form she gets after using the forehead seal.
>Ruining kid Naruto for everyone who isn't a fetishist homoWhy do this?
>>285188525oil tsunami my ass
>>285188875Doubt. He can hear and speak from within Susano (that's also how Kabuto played him), so I think C4 would find air holes to get in.Unless "Yata Shield" is on a conceptual/philosophical level, but that wouldn't explain Kabuto's move working.
>>285188718A lot of things kill Jiraiya. But in a real fight Deidara won't use it 1 seconds into the match. He can also sense the chakra cloud so he can defend himself from it...maybe.I wouldn't put Deidara as #1 in the verse because he has one tehcnique that can potentially defeat anyone. Except all strong lightning users.
>>285188871Sounds like prime fanfiction material
>>285188924Cook it
>>285188908kid NarutoHe's a retarded orphan no one cares about him. Ugly parentless clown
>>285188818Maybe jinchuriki/biju chakra cloak would work?
>>285188818>is there a single character that can actually TANK C4 at all?The raikage's lightning cloaks would likely prevent the bombs from entering their bodies or just completely neutralize them. Naruto's kcm and ten tails Madara's chakra cloak would prevent them from entering too. Sasuke and Itachi's susanoo as well.
>>285188944Here's how Jiraiya deals with C4, but read the panels in reverse. No Sharingan but surely with the frog elders they'd notice something is afoot.
Don't worry bros, he comes back in Boruto. Top 3 of the most emotional moments in the franchise for me
Kasshin Kouji
>>285188835>which Jiraiya would definitely have to prevent or dodgeHe wouldn't even know the microscopic bombs are there.
remember when we had a weekly episode. we used to care about mitsuki's cat....
>>285188969>loser style jutsuoh no nono
>>285189059>>285189004But by preventing, I mean "attack before Deidara makes the 200m tall clone and detonate it". Sometimes you just win before the other guy does his thing.
>>285188944>He can also sense the chakra cloudHe couldn't even sense a grown ass man right behind him until it was too late
now I want to see Sage Jiraiya vs Sage Kabuto
>>285188986Sakura.....
>>285189101Fight was over and he got sneaked on by a corpse. Sage mode canonically enhances your danger detection, this was a justified outlier.
>>285189080It's "Mizuki". And he became a tiger (in filler) not a cat. That fucker is still rotting in prison for stealing a scroll while Sasuke can come and go as he pleases.
>>285189101>grown ass man>literal cyborg
>>285188969Tenten could tank that.
>>285188834Did she ever get the kiss on the forehead.
>>285189103This would be a really cool fight since they both wield similar crazy nature tools. I still see Kabuto win since he's really broken through the powerscaling ceiling at that point. Unless Frog Song still works.
>>285189134>Fight was overThis is cope. He's still in sage mode and couldn't sense a full grown person sneak up right behind him. Jiraiya's sage mode is just shit.
>>285188986Haruno hands typed this post.
>>285189155No clue
>>285189206He literally has barriers to sense people and even if you think he doesn't have the capacities (even though they're clearly stated), the two elder frogs should have it. They dropped their guard, that stuff happens.
>>285189101thumb sage is a known for countering sensory ninjasfirst thing in the morning that thumb sama does is body slam sensory type girls from konoha
>>285189223Bro, u lost.
>>285189250Just PLAY!
>>285189168I like that there was such a huge difference in toad and snake senjutsu. The snake one seem far more busted with just Inorganic Reincarnation but that's probably a result of the power creep.
>>285188333Absolute unit
>>285189101This is basically "Orochimaru just walks up to Itachi and looks him in the eyes" tier of bad writing, but for Jiraiya.
i like feet.
>>285189103>unlike Jiraiya he's a perfect sage so he's faster, stronger, has better sensor capabilities>can manipulate the environment>has regen >has all of Orochimaru's bullshit snake hack abilities>has kage edo tensei he can summon at any time>can cast his sound genjutsu faster than Jiraiya can hisWouldn't be much of a fight.
>>285189283Kabuto also had DNA hacks, the reanimation was probably a mix of using DNA, sage powers and maybe Edo Tensei.I can definitely see the difference in style though. Man Kabuto's moveset was a cool one.
>>285189190If you're gonna pretend to be smart at least try not to be fucking wrong.
>>285189237>He literally has barriers to sense peopleAnd they're shit since someone easily got past it.
>>285189275I'm not your original opponent though.
>>285189339Jiraiya also has some bullshit he doesn't have and generally lots of AoE shit. Kabuto is deadly and precise (he's still using the chakra scalpel as his main sword), Jiraiya can just throw giant Doton in the entire area or giant Rasengans.I still think Kabuto's toolkit is too deadly though. Jiraiya might be able to match the offense but there aren't many answers to Kabuto's "can't kill me lmao" bullshit.
>>285189369Anon, he's talking about Mitsuki from Boruto. Hence the "weekly episodes" comment.
>>285189369I wish he actually killed Naruto at the beginning
Sage Kabuto is unbeatable without faggot sharingan deus ex machina
>>285189423Huh. I don't even know who that is...
>>285189369Kishimoto legit forgot about this guy. Kakashi or Naruto better have pardoned after pardoning far worse people.
>>285189223by any chance, are you a hinatafan?
>>285189467Maybe if you bring the 5 Kages to him instead of Madara?
>>285189223No never
>>285189369>wiki in portugese oh no... this thread is full of brazilians...
>>285189502I usually turn on my VPN for web searches because I'm a paranoid schizo, please don't say such hurtful things...
>>285189414You'll be sorry buddy
>>285189416>giant Doton in the entire area or giant Rasengans.His have zero feats.
>>285189155tictac toes
>>285189155>starts with Opleb
>>285189478Pretty sure he'd calm the fuck down as soon as he saw how fucking retarded everyone's powers are if he was to be released. Jobber is a mere chunin who lost to the literal worst version of Genin Naruto.
wow
>>285189605AI can do better now. Come on, lets see it. Use grok
>>285189501
>>285189569You can't just delete my stuff.
>>285189605
I mean. From what we have seen of Orochimaru in the 4 tails fight. Could he fare better againts the Animal Path and defeat it? He can summon Manda of course too.
I hate the Raikage.
>>285186059>>285186212the odds of this are unbelievable. i don't even care, asura path being a thumbthumb is fucking me up
>>285189706Not this time >>285187851
>>285189661I lost.....>>285189496My fav is Fu-chan
happy family.
>>285189330Based, Sakura is a top tier footgirl
>>285189708I don't know why people glaze Orochimaru for the 4-Tails fight when all he managed to accomplish was not dying when his entire kit is based around exactly that. Dude went through fake bodies like he was a fat bastard blowing through condoms on a wedding night.
>>285189242There's nothing wrong with what Sakura said here btw. Naruto was an annoying little faggot at the start of the series and putting the blame on his lack of parents was spot on. Wish she said it to his face.
>>285189720>the odds of this are unbelievableRead the thread. It's not a coincidence, just part of the prophecy.
>>285189738Fu is cute.
>>285189772>Shit talking the dead is okay because [schizophrenia]Sakura, please, PLEASE shut the fuck up
Sakurahaters are retarded.
>>285189772Sakura, please get a grip
>>285189750Thats all she has a pretty face and good feet her other stats fall flat.
>>285189797One of these things is not like the othersOne of these things doesn't belongCan you tell which thing is not like the otherBy the time we finish our song?
>>285189767>i don't know why people glaze a guy who can even use hand signs and has his body reject him doing better against 4 tails than a healthy manlol
Who breastfeed Naruto when he was a baby legit question
>>285189846That's fine
>>285189708I think Oro might be able to beat Animal Path with trickery but certainly not the 3 Pains. Even Animal Path might be hard. I guess he could go 8 headed snake?
>>285189821She's not shit talking the dead.
>>285189242Benefit of the doubt that she somehow doesn't know her village's strongest* clan was genocided the other year: does she know nothing about Sasuke other than that he's hot? Spilled her spaghetti all over the place
>>285189888Yugito is the only adult.
>>285189895Holy insecurity. He didn't even mention the Jman.
>nearly die to 4 Tails Naruto while a man days from dying tanks the same form>Only end up killing a single Path>His fans swear to this day he was an S tier because of speech bubblesRidiculous. Also Jiraiya loses to Deidara.
>>285189920Ma (the toad)
>>285189944Doesn't matter. Sasuke still canonically pounded her tight pussy all night with his cock and impregnated her.
>>285189977Orofags are forever hardcapped by the Jman.People discuss Jiraiya vs Pain, Itachi, Kisame based on their movesets... Meanwhile Oro's only shot at glory is being compared to Jiraiya. Because Oro doesn't really HAVE a moveset, you're just left going "errm... He'd crawl around and try to bite them?"
@tayuyafag
>>285190063Grim >>285190009It's like clockwork. In story Jiraiya is the one who could never let Oro go but their fans seem to be the opposite.
>>285190020Pounded her tight pussy no no no no thats not what happened more like his semen was implanted in her.
>>285190100>fanSIt's Rajsuke. It's all Rajsuke. Orofags aren't obnoxious, he's the obsessed one.
Literally every "win" Orochimaru has is against a dying old man, a woman with supreme PTSD that didn't allow her to fight, or literal children.
>>285190107Yeah I don't think he's the kind of guy to let anyone extract any kind of fluids from him at all
>>285186139>Tries to gather one final intel about pain>He's certain he dies>Tries to send the toads to Tsunade beforehand with the intel they already gathered previouslySo what was his initial plan to get the final intel delivered then?
>>285189944she doesn't cares about saske-kuns lore she just want his dick and status like any real woman bravo kishimoto
>>285190165Don't let Rajsuke tarnish Oro's character like he did for Sasuke.
>>285189977>ask a question>get the answer>uh uh you're just le insecureCope harder
>>285190181There was a second frog
>>285190169And last time i check hes not the guy to pound pussy.
>>285190224You joke but I haven't seen anyone post Sasuke reaction images in months kek
>>285190255Literally RENT FREE
>>285190269That only means that both options are extremely unlikely.
>>285190181It's clear his primary concern was to ensure their safety as they probably had sufficient intel.
>>285186369I think he wrote about them in his books, which Nagato then read and pursued those indiviuals. That's why Jiraya probably thinks his prophecy (writing books) backfired >>285186088.
Jiraiya’s vast moveset did less than Sage Mode Naruto with just Shadow Clones and Rasenshuriken. Jiraiya is overrated.
>>285186244>That's it!>Nagato is puppeteering them from a distance using wifi!Still feels a bit far-fetched with the information he was actually given.
>>285190344Sageruto fought an entirely different battle and setup. And while I'm sure Sageruto has more raw firepower he struggled to get one setup on Tendo since he has no long range jutsu other than Rasenshuriken, he could never pull the setup Jiraiya used to beat the 3 bodies.
>>285190269Hes got naruto for that.
>>285190344SM Naruto doesn't get past Animal Path if he was in Jiraiya's shoes.
>>285190165Oro can't conceive that things won't go his way, might be an unintentional characterization by Kishi. >experiment on kids/etc. and get chased out of the village>oh the strongest Uchiha since Madara who soloed his elite clan, I'll just walk up and bodysnatch him>pretend to be a foreign genin and waltz into ongoing chunin exam>Konoha Crush itself>Tsunade will heal me, just gotta persuade her with some necromancy of her bf and brother>let's get ahold of the other uchiha, I still want an uchiha body>I'll train him up to be high tier while I'm an armless cripple skinwalker- ACKsmart character written by stupid person, or stupid character who thinks they're smart, you decide.
If Jiraiya never died would he think to teach Naruto sage mode? Or would he just focus on hiding and protecting him.
>>285190063>Because Oro doesn't really HAVE a moveset,He can fight with a sword, has snake summons, rashomon, edo tensei, can put curse seals on people to immobilize them, and wind style
>>285190419He does, but relies on summon to do that. I could see Jiraiya catching Animal Path eventually but Naruto would run around for a while.Although... since Naruto has god tier sensing abilities in sage mode he might find and catch hum.
So what we have isBase Bee >>> Sasuke > Orochimaru > JiraiyaMakes sense tbqh
>>285190165He beat Jobraiya when they were young.
>>285190478Naruto's only summoning Bunta and the dog was taking on three at the same time.
>>285190428Oro being so autistic and bad at negotiation was hilarious. Honestly I like his character better like this, he's goofy af.>>285190469>He can fight with a swordThat's not really a jutsu, but let's count it. He's a snake-like guy with a sword.>has snake summonsAll Sannins have summons>rashomon100% defensive>edo tenseiThat's not Orochimaru fighting but his puppets. Only ever used it once too.>can put curse seals on people to immobilize themTo who? Genin Sasuke? That's not an actual move he uses, or he'd have done it to Itachi.>and wind styleA single part 1 wind style jutsu barely countsKishimoto should've given him some of Kabuto's kit
>Minato comes back home from his hokage job>Both sons are asleep>Time to pound Mikoto's puss>Life's good
>>285190523Which Sasuke?
>>285190523truearoo
>>285190584>That's not really a jutsuYou said "moveset". Don't move the goalpost just because you lost in the first sentence.
>Sasori victim>Oneshotted by Tendo>Running from Deidara>Asking Genin Naruto to take on Akatsuki for him>Running from 4 tails after doing 0 damage to him instead of stopping him>Lost to Hiruzen in a 3v1 with Hashirama and Tobirama backing him up>Lost to 12 year old Itachi and constantly living in fear of himWhy did Kishimoto do that to his main part 1 villain?
>>285187751>Nah. That entire fight was pure Jiraiya glazing.Which only serves to have his death make Pain be a big deal, ergo a by-the-books jobbing from Jiraiya."Jobbing" isn't just equal to losing. You have to be someone whose loss matters, for the other guy's victory to matter.
me and naruto
>>285190688>Oro loses to Sasori>Sasori loses to Konan>Konan gets OILED by JiraiyaIt do be like that....
>>285190688Uchiha WANKAlmost all problems can be traced back to it
>>285186119Totally needed to see these Uchihas instead.
>>285190551That was your argument for Hanabi being stronger than Hinata back then and you were already wrong, Rajsuke
>>285190721Hope you realize that what you're going won't go unpunished. You're going to Hell when you die.
>>285190812Dude can be predicted from a mile away.
>Hanabi out of nowhere
>>285187851>>285187851>>285187851Looks like I was right. >>285187851 he was behind all that disgusting trash.
>>285186212It took me until just now to realize the thumb guy has no ears.
>>285186471We HAVE to read this shitGood to see Sasuke's disciple inherited his fat droopy tits
>>285186471At least Boruto succeeded Sasuke
The worst part is the new captcha makes it so annoying to "use the website's features" to get rid of this disgusting porn.
>>285190890Ok but why does he have no ears
>they're all insane
>Rajsuke stops arguing in the thread>gay porn spam starts instead>Rajsuke probably thinks it makes people believe this is Sakon's faultThis man is mentally ill
>>285186305Yeah I don't get why this needed him to come back outside
>>285191134Nah this is the kibafag. He did this during the general too.
>>285186305Iconic page
not bringing back jiraiya in the final arc was one of the few things kishimoto did right
Is the Hanabi happy hour starting earlier today?
>>285191151Kibafag is also the penisfeeding faggot? (I used to filter both back in the day so I never figured it out if it was the same retard)
>>285191202Yea
>>285187715>>285187733>YOLO's one of Pains with a base Rasenganoh no no no
I see it's Sakon posting hours
>>285191199Ino...
500 men, maybe more.
>>285191196>>285191250After bump limit, frens! (It takes about an hour to reach page 10 hence the name)
>>285191134Like fucking clockwork >>285191202 >>285191151 >>285191234Hope you were smart enough to only use one device for the gay porn spam. Wont stop the Aussie police though.
>>285191199Naruko...
>Kibafag/penisfeedfag/gay scatfag is against BorutoOh hell no we don't want you on our side you asshole
>>285191285>Wont stop the Aussie police though.What do they have to do with this?
There's evidence posted ITT of that guy posting the same shit in 2022 and even earlier
>>285191307Kek even this faggot hates it too.
>>285191298>BorutosBirth.jpg
>>285191336Meant for >>285191285
Literally no one is falling for it and yet he continues. Absolute insanity.
>>285185886I missed the fact that Jiraiya just has a beard now
>Dragon Ball out of nowhereShould've known /dbs/ was behind this.
I can only imagine the absolute horror of Uchiha woman on her period. Makes sense Kishimoto dodged the bullet of including them in story.
>>285191487Don't worry, they stay in the kitchen. As women do. 3/4 of Mikoto's panels are in her kitchen.
>>285191476DBfags raided the general back then too. Never knew he was one of them.
>>285191557If you keep blaming the kibafag you're just gonna get accused of being the jeet apaprently, best if we drop it. Although I'm sad that me "alerting" the mods did nothing, it's still up.
>>285191547Fugaku sounds like he would make excellent Hokage
>>285191285Wdym? This was the time Sakon would usually dump and is coincidentally now when the threads get spammed with his fetish. Maybe it's falseflagging, who knows or cares though, they'll all just be deleted posts.
>>285191636Sad but fine.
>>285191672>his fetish.Sakon may be a faggot but I don't think he's a literal shit faggot. This is the kind of old trolling the defunct general would suffer from (Kibafag).
There we go, it's thread spamming hours. That was a nice thread, everyone-but-Rajsuke.
>Still not deletedAmazing.
>>285191850Obvious falseflagging.
>>285191768I certainly didn't miss that part of those days
>>285191898You shouldn't miss anything at all about those days. I thought we got rid of Kibafag long ago, we didn't see any of that for like a year.
>>285191945I mostly enjoyed it. But yea I thought he vanished too
>>285186230>slightly
Literally how the fuck is that still up? It's been 30 minutes since I "sent" the "alert".
>>285191663>senjew shabbos culled>danzo executed>women from academy sent back to kitchen>no more dead weight in teams>no more 2 boy 1 girl incels factories>birth rates increase>glory of Nippon restored
>>285191988>I mostly enjoyed itYou can't be serious.
>>285185886>hack
>>285192020Same.
>>285192041>Hiruzen gets back in the boss chair instead of FugThis is fucking bullshit. You know how many things could've been prevented if the village showed good will towards the Uchiha after the attack and made him ninja president?
>>285186212Why did he go after those guys specifically?
>>285192052Loads of fun. But nevermind that now. Janny where are youuuuuu
>>285192020>>285192070I'm seeing all of them deleted now? Unless I missed one
>>285192144>Loads of funIt really wasn't. But at least back then posts that violated the rules would've been actually deleted.
The scatposter is the same one from /feg/ over at /vg/
>>285186251>TARDraiya want me to believe he would've won after this fumble
>>285191768Sakon was the kibafag all along.
>>285192144>>285191988What did you enjoy about that dead general? It was mostly one guy talking to himself except back then he would stay on topic.
Well this threadis officially dead.
>>285186251I thought the pains just ambushed him before he could escape. I didn’t remember he went back and tried to fight them all with one arm and no sage mode what the fuck?
>>285192247Dude, stop. No it's not. This fucking hellhole has many different schizos and accusing others of shit like that every time something happens is not helping, it's what they want, they're playing you like a fiddle and you don't even realize. .
>>285192297He just wanted a good look at their faces
>>285192182Sometimes raids wouldn't be cleaned up for a while. Mods can be super inconsistent.>>285192254Just fun bants and randoms talk about all types of nardo. But im getting off topic now so we'll leave it at that.
>>285192316You're talking to the Sasukejeet, assuming you're not him. All of the naive and retarded assumptions about multiple bad actors other than him are posted by him. He's the guy spending hours dumping volumes into these threads.
>>285191663Sorry but Fugaku is missing an extrememly important trait to become hokage
>>285192316I keep thinking that external trolls are using this "X was Y all along" meme to shit up the threads even more because they know the usual suspects will take all the blame. So would you please fucking stop >>285192247>>285192216/vg/ is a nightmare board seriously
>>285192315Does sakura eat that ??? Most definitely she would.
>>285188333That's me
>>285192335>Just fun bantsThat was one guy talking to himself like I said
Weird how this faggot scat spam never appeared in Sakon's threads. Very strange. A coincidence even.
>>285192532I told you to drop it you mouth breathing retard. You're not helping at all.
>>285192449No the IP counter had us at the hundreds. >>285192532Stop accusing everyone of being the same guy man
>schizos literally taking a shit in each other's threads nowNarubros, what did we do to deserve this?
>>285192532>>285192532Even weirder how all of this will mysteriously vanish all at once (alongside several hundred daily posts across the site) when kangaroo cops bust down your door soon
>>285189101>a grown ass man right behind himOh my~!
>>285192424I would not doubt sakura would swallow sasukes logs.
This modus operandi is so blatantly shameless. Poster 1:>Spam rule breaking images for an hourAlso poster 1 (samefagging):>"Wow it's so fucking weird how this only happens when X is not around, very strange that"Poster 2 (actual daily reader):>"It's so obvious you're Y falseflagging to blame X you're not fooling anyone"(Y is not even around)Poster 1:>Spam rule breaking images for an hourAlso poster 1 (samefagging):>"Wow it's so fucking weird how this only happens when Y is not around, very strange that"Poster 2 (actual daily reader):>"It's so obvious you're X falseflagging to blame Y you're not fooling anyone"(X is not even around)Rinse and repeat. Stop falling for this shit, people. Please.
>>285192753She would collect them in jars and leave them to marinate.
*sakura fantasies
it's obvious that it's the same guy who has been spamming for months. He already did the whole "piss sakura" stuff before.
>>285192787I always say to ignore that guy. He attacks everyone at some point.
>>285192787what the fuck are you talking about? it's obviously the same insane spammer it's always been. the single 1 mentally ill guy whatever you want to call him.
>scat is fine>but piss is le bad
>>285179603 #Join if your not a spammer.
>accuse anyone of being the sasukefag Nobody cares. Posts pile on agreeing. >accuse someone of being SakonREEEE. Don't do that! We don't know who it is! That's just what the troll wants!Huh. I'm just going to ignorereport all the blatant bait/troll posts. Do think it's a weird double standard though.
>>285192943>He already did the whole "piss sakura" stuff beforeI'm going to explain once more. The literal shit posters have to put in minimal effort (like saying anything related to "his" ritual posts) to make you blame the usual suspect. They're using the jeet or Sakon as scapegoats so we will fight among ourselves and so they can keep spamming porn and prevent the threads from having actual discussion, that's what they want. You're acting just like they expect you to.
>>285193085Why would it be Sakon instead of the known insane spammer? Sakon has done nothing but been helpful.
>>285193085>>285193042>>285193007You fucking idiots, read >>285193106 and shut the fuck up about it, THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS TALK ABOUT THE MANGA, WHY IS THAT SO HARD?
>>285192787Myself, I appreciate your schizophrenia.
>>285193106But you are the one doing that. Normal posters just know it's the spammer doing this. Not the OP who usually dumps. It makes no sense to even accuse Sakon unless you are the schizo doing some mind game shit like you are.
>>285193127>Why would it be Sakon instead of the known insane spammer? No, I'm sure it is the same no-life, but the double standard is still noticeable >Sakon has done nothing but been helpful.No. He instigates drama and enjoys shitposting. We've already seen it in his threads multiple times.
>>285193161>Normal posters just know it's the spammer doing thisI retract my previous statement. You're not a third party, you're the guy spamming scat like I explained. I'm not falling for your tricks, fucker
>>285193137you retards started talking about scat unprompted
>>285193179>double standardThere's no double standard. Only the schizo spammer himself is trying to push that idea because of some perceived grudge against the OP. Sakon has done nothing but been helpful and dump the manga for us for months. This stuff only started after the schizo spammer started being disruptive. Sakon has never instigated any kind of drama outside of low effort baiting the schizo. You even suggesting he has "instigated drama" reveals you as the spammer.
And once again, the shitposters used the drama to their convenience and controlled everyone like puppets regardless of sides. You're all fucking retarded, congratulations.
>99% of the thread is just the same dude known to use 4 devices, multiple VPNs, and 2 4chan passesthis is how you're spending your time before prison huh
Everyone it's just so angry they refuse to see it's someone else tricking them to shit up the threads. And you can't help those who don't want to be helped. Shame, you could fix these threads just by ignoring.
>>285193308>300+ spam posts including scat porn>10 posts calling out the spammer ruined the threadkek
>>285190428Could be, or it could just be hubris. Enough hubris will make a complete retard of even the smartest person.
I'll explain it in terms you can all understand. (You), person looking for a namefag (either one) to blame, are Nagato or Obito at best.
>>285191850aghhh im so thirsty for it
>>285193314YUMMY! RIGHT HERE INTO MY MOUTH!
Notice how it just attempts to continue after their modus operandi was exposed? They think everyone ITT is a 70IQ retard.
I guess it's Scatkura hour now
>>285193382You are the one being manipulated or the spammer himself.
>>285193546Please dont please dont
>>285193546Wrong.
>>285191134He's still doing it over an hour later. He is so transparent with his blatant repetition.
>>285193233>Sakon has never instigated any kind of drama outside of low effort baiting the schizo>Sakon has never instigated outside of instigating dramaLol. Retard.
At least yesterday's thread was comfy
They're just gonna try to post worse and worse pictures each time trying to see what they can get away with, knowing theo moderation won't do anything and knowing each of you are gonna blame your namefag nemesis by default, regardless of what side you're on or who you're against. And you're all gonna fall for it and keep this war going for 400 chapters more. Screenshot this post and don't say I didn't warn you guys. I hope one day you realize how they're playing you. Good night.
>>285193676The only one who could see that as instigating is the spammer.
>>285193676That’s called a kafka trap by the way
>>285193704There's literally not a war or anything outside of the single schizo spammers head canon. No one outside of the spammer thinks that the OP who dumps the chapters usually has anything to do with the spam. That's from the usual spammer. We don't even have to use a name if that makes you happy.
>>285193676Personally, I don't consider it drama at all to make fun of the singular bad actor infesting these threads. Doubly so when I only do it after he(you) has made his presence known in one of many of his usual ways.
>>285193744(You)
>>285193699Brutal thread for a brutal chapter, yesterdays chapter was kind of cozy
>>285193798But you made fun of the guy who spammed the threads for weeks. That is concrete proof you are the actual spammer!!! I refuse to explain.
The saving grace is that the authorities get closer and closer to him and he knows it
>>285193830You're the one being manipulated into thinking it's anyone but the spammer who is spamming. How retarded can you get?
>>285193798I dont think it's singular. I try to ignore that anons obsession with his bf.
>>285193798Hi drama queen
You know... As a nurse, Sakura has handled a fair share of excrement in the hospital. I bet she helped track Sasuke down by identifying the chakra signatures of turds he left in forest.
>>285193798Since he is easily identifiable it would be very very easy to impersonate him and just do whatever the hell with this thread (like it happened today). I thought you were suppose to be smart, man, come on. They're using both of you as scapegoats.
>>285193676Only the schizos would get mad at that
>>2851937983 australian posts as he nervously chews his fingernails in fear of the cops
>>285193798Oh, silly Sakon. It's become obvious you seethe over not being OP and you've openly admitted you enjoy baiting and stirring shit up. The mask has been removed, none of your samefagging will ever change what a faggot you've proven to been.
>>285193951The drama fags are the ones who cant go a thread without mentioning sasfag in anyway. Please stop that.
>>285194049Yeah, but the obsessor has become pretty easy to ignore since he just regurgitates the same shit over and over.
>>285193699Yea. The other thread yesterday ended up chill as well.
-200 izzat
>>285193959I don't care. The post I replied to or what I said had nothing to do with whatever this game of Clue you're talking about is.
>>285194095I guess. He stalks the board for no reason.
What I'm trying to say is this shit is just like Peter and the Wolf but in reverse. Sasukefag says "it wasn't me" to fuck with you guys and when (debatable) it really wasn't him you won't believe him. I'm not defending that at all, what I want you to understand is that other shitposters who aren't even reading the daily are using that to their advantage to just destroy Naruto threads. It won't stop when the daily is over either. I only ask you to not dismiss this possiblity, I'm tired of trying to explain to people who don't want to listen.
none of this works when sasjeet is a medically-retarded dunce mooching off welfare that keeps doing the same shit across personas
>sakon forgot to attach image in replyI'm noticing...
>>285194158>you won't believe him. Hes very noticeable. The ones who never believe it are the drama fags.>using that to their advantage to just destroy Naruto threadsThat's been happening since the general. The penismilkfag was around then too. Who knows why they do it. Ignoring it seems to be the only solution.
>>285194217Yeah, like, the "threat" of other people impersonating Sasukefag to take down Naruto threads on /a/ is kind of fucking moot since it's incredibly unlikely they'll go to the lengths he has gone to stink up the place for so long. What with the dozens of different devices, spam, non-stop schizophrenia, etc.
>>285194242>The penismilkfag was around then tooAnd yet somehow they keep saying it's the jeet despite there being proof of that guy doing disgusting shit before sasukefag showed up. The deplorable state of these threads is a collective effort, it's just too easy to blame one jeet. These people have no pattern recognition skills even if they reply to every post with "samefag, you're so obvious/blatant/transparent".
gee whiz sure is interesting all these chungus personas show up after rajsuke’s holiday melties and him dropping the “haha i’m totally rangebanned and not here guys honest” schtick
>>285194360Ever considered people are just getting tired of these threads being more about the jeet than about Naruto?
>>285194360Funny how they all appeared right after everyone had a good time joking about Hanabi being the village bicycle.
>>285194428good thing when he gets arrested all these whimsical magic people who are summoned from a voodoo dance will all mysteriously vanish all at once huh
>>285194446Hanabi Happy Hour in 7 posts
>>285194324They do that because they dont like anything that reminds of the general (some fans were bullied hard) They try and steer things away from anything that might trigger them. Basically the jeet mindrbroke this person and is now taking out his paranoia on the rest of us.
>>285194469Okay, fine, I'm not gonna debate that. Just think about this: What if that happens but it doesn't stop?
>>285194508you’re gonna vanish too bro
>>285194490the only paranoia is the spammer thinking everyone is sakon
>>285194550That might be the dramafag for all we know. They both seem to accuse others often. So...
>>285194579there is no "dramafag" and no one has ever suggested there was until this thread. You are just paranoid and making up names for anons.
>>285194282>What with the dozens of different devices, spam, non-stop schizophrenia, etc.You do all of these things though?
>>285194508You just report them, too? Like, what are you even trying to say?>Yeah, yeah, I know Sasukefag spammed for years, but OCCASIONALLY it wasn't him!>What happens if someone else ALSO shitposts in Naruto threads after he's gone? What then, HUH!? THE DEVIL YOU KNOW!The likelihood that everyone that is a real person here forgets you in a month after he(you) finally fuck off for good is immense. You won't even be a memory in the brains of the people here in a year after that happens.
I think the guy who accuses Sakon of "instigating drama" also accuses the Jeet of everything else in different posts. He’s playing both sides in the shadows just to stir some shit up.
>>285194614Thats just who I call the guy who accuses half the thread of being sasjeet whenever something triggers him.
Welcome everyone, to the Hanabi Happy Hour! The time after bump limit when we discuss Hanabi "The Village Bicycle" Hyuga's (very canon) love affairs! Including but not limited to:>Shino Aburame>Konohamaru Sarutobi>Boruto Uzumaki>The literal entire Konoha villageAnd of course, everyone and anyone with the sole exception of Sasuke Uchiha!
Funny how lil bro is framing this as mere "drama" when we're genuinely close to a dam-bursting conspiracy moment where we're piecing together that this dude has been artificially inflating the entire site's traffic by several thousands of posts every single day, on top of funneling money into the site by shelling out for 4chink passes, and he's being actively babysat by the staff for as long as possible until he gets literally arrested by the Australian government for hoarding cheese pizza
>>285194550>the only paranoia is the spammer thinking everyone is sasukefaggot FTFY
I fucking hate my self for getting into this shit of a series.>the powerscaling is retarded >the story fucking sucked in the sequal.>the character development was utter garbage.>the battles were promising until later on many characters died from natural causes >the romance made no sense almost as if it was aimed for a gay audience.
>>285194649Anons being sick of the spammer being half the thread doesn't mean they are a single "dramafag". You sound paranoid.
>thread going normal and having normal discussion>shitshow ensues after a certain someone's regular shitposting hours startI'm noticcciinnngggg
>>285186301From what I recall of the anime he once saw him at an inn.
Shhhh... No more fighting. Discuss Hanabi's multiple love affairs now. Thank you.
>>285194657Why is she so repulsed by Uchihas? and specifically Sasuke?
>>285194683>Anons being sick of the spammer being half the thread doesn't mean they are a single "dramafag".Yes. I never said otherwise.
>>285194704This is why moving the thread earlier is nice. We can have a few hours before the shitposting starts.
Hiashi won.
>>285194752>this is what rajsuke will scrawl all over his prison walls
>>285194724She doesn't like spergs, it took her no time at all to see how much trouble Sasuke was and noped the fuck out of there
>>285194752I wish I could find the imgur folder of his. Its been a while.
Why not just make a separate thread and leave schizos alone in their cage?
Hanabi loves to get on all fours, and she's not exactly picking up something from the floor if you catch my drift
>>285194811Theres another separate one up and the spammer posted in that. It was ignored. Same with yesterday (that one was a bait thread that was hijacked by others and made into a normal thread). It seems the schizos are tied to the daily.
Why would a saucefag bring up or even care about Hiashi?
>>285194881You don't want to know, really. Just forget about it as quickly as you can.
>>285194881I think it's connected to the wider Hiashi plan meme from when Naruto ended. Idk.
>>285194898This >>285194785 smells like pure schizophrenia
>>285194643Jaken, we're leaving.
>>285194643Reporting doesn't always work. Somehow.
>>285195129Well, yeah, but some numbnuts posting pictures of characters shitting on a blue board is a bit easier to have scrubbed than someone having a schizophrenic episodes for 300+ posts.
>>285195180It is but I dont know how the jannies operate.
>>285195180>some numbnuts posting pictures of characters shitting on a blue boardWhy are you talking in 3rd person?
>>285186059What a prettyboy
>>285195789What is her bra size
>>285195849F cup (for flat)
>>285195875No....that cant be....she's stacked....
>>285186301WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD?
>>285186212WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>285195915Anything smaller than Tsunade should not be called breasts.
>>285186212Not only do Konan and Nagato dye their hair orange, they also bleached the top middle guy's skin
>>285195950But that means most or all girls dont have boobs....
>>285195992My point exactly. Everyone except Tsunade and Samui is FLAT.
>>285195789My darling <3
>>285196035No....that's....
>>285196233I crave this
>>285185886>>285185893Was part of this fight really off screened? Are you shitting me Kishi? Tell me I'm reading this wrong.
>>285196503It skips from >>285162322 to >>285185886I guess Kishi wanted to show what Sasuke and Naruto were up to in the exact moment that Jiraiya is being attacked, though it is kind of strange that it hasn't cut away from Jiraiya for like an entire volume.IIRC in the anime they have a frog tongue quickly grab a Pain by the leg and pull it underwater real fast
>>285196355Her sex appeal certainly helps, but first and foremost Konan is love.
>>285196706Konoha men need to pay for what they done to her
>>285195180Evading bans is extremely easy, unfortunately.Even when Sasjeet does get banned, he can keep posting without missing a beat.
>>285196844Hanzo mainly.
>>285196844Senjews took this from us....
>>285196844>CHILDREN C'MERE
Making love to Konan must be Heaven on Earth...
>>285194665>the spammer thinks everyone is the spammermakes no sense
>>285197053This creepy faggot only cared for Uchiha boys.
>>285186193I fuarking love thumb pain.
>>285197056She's a Necro, only does it with Yahiko
>>285190405I think being stabbed with the wifi rod was his first real clue, then recognizing the animal path helped him nail it.
>>285191145He bought the elder toads prophecy so now he wanted to test Tsunade luck. He went full superstition.
>>285196682This seems to have been what happened offscreen