In the wake of the recent sad news I thought it would be appropriate to give this story an honest read.The plan is to a few chapters every day, less than a volume, but still get this wrapped up within January rather than stretch it out to, like, AugustSo let's find out together what it's really like having a little sisterBonus Story: At the Motoba's after the Beach
I noticed the other day that I hadn't been linking to previous threads>>285121468
>>285188699Thanks for posting, OP
He almost had it
It's her! In the flesh!:(
Following the pattern; Ebina and Kanau must be siblings!
Spoilers
>>285188699Good timing.
Chapter 72: Umaru & the New Game
>>285188754>I noticed the other day that I hadn't been linking to previous threadsI hadn't read one of your Storytime's in a while so I thought you just changed your format.
>>285189176Nah, just an idiot
Chapter 73: Umaru & the Hot Day
>>285188893Ohhh...
I also got fat at some point
Chapter 74: Umaru & Earpicks
>>285188973The gang is all here.
I just use q-tips like an animal
Chapter 75: Umaru & the Dating Sim
>>285189482Japanese (and I think a lot of east asians) have earwax that tends to clump and solidify requiring it to be picked out with something, rather than softer earwax that can be wiped away with q-tips. So whenever this stuff comes up in animanga it's because of that.
So I guess Alex can morph his pupils
>>285188973Now's not the time to go flying like an airplane
Chapter 76: Umaru Skips School
>>285188754Oh no, she's sex
Chapter 77: Umaru & Gossip
>>285188973When is he adding Ebina?
>>285144172little sisters shouldn't be this cute
>>285189713You can't?
Chapter 78: Umaru & Halloween>>285190044I mean, like, kinda?The cross shape is out of reach
>>285189836>Worrying TSFanons...
>>285188754Bomba's mom looks like Taihei, wtf
>>285190008She really is a sweet girl.
Chapter 79: Umaru & Cleaning
Okay oniichan, you can beat this this bad habit out of herUse violenceThat's a real pet peeve of mine
>Digimono WorldBased
That's about enough Umaru for one dayTune in tomorrow for the next tournament arc!
>>285189694this is adorable lmao.
>>285188847she is so fucking flat man... So hot!
>>285190124I think a number of anons would take Kirie up on her offer.
>>285190205I'd prefer it if Taihei didn't have that kind of alter ego.
>>285189836Fuck all the anons that kept me away from this manga by saying that Umaru is an irredeemable little brat. Pages like this, the times she is considerate to her friends, and moments of affection to her brother show that under her slacker exterior she is a sweet teenage girl with a heart of gold.
>>285190434Umaru....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ebina > Sylphin > Umaru > Kirie
>>285190454JIBAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>>285189576Umaru...
>>285189379I want to feed Ebina
>>285189713That's Mangekyou Sharingan for you
I wonder if basing his characters off his family was a mistake? I kind of got that feeling when I heard a later character drawn at the time was literally his daughter.
>>285189482>>285189667I was told you're not really supposed to stick anything in your ears at all because you risk pushing earwax father in, which can lead to impaction.But, my ears also produce way too much wax, so I use little rubber ball thingy to scoot lukewarm water into my ears. If they're pretty bad, you use hydrogen peroxide first, then spray the lukewarm water a few days later.But nothing beats getting a GP to use a water pick/irrigation. You feel like you have super hearing withy how sensitive they become. Like you'll become very aware of the rustling of your own clothes sensitive.
>>285189399missing ebina
>>285192517Uhhhhhh, only sibling pairs count as part of the gang.
>>285190106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9C0F3j-1tY
>>285192241Different manga
>>285190542Thanks for the dump Magister.
>>285192245This is all very true. I use earplugs daily at work and over time it slowly compresses the canal and plugs it up with just wax. Earlier this year I ended up showing noticeable hearing loss on an audiology test, but after my doc flushed my ears with hydrogen peroxide my results went back to normal. It's genuinely surprising how much can build up in there over time.And yes, you're not supposed to use q-tips to clean. But basically everyone does, docs and other health professionals included, so it's just accepted as something people do.
>>285189941When Ebina gets an oniichan of her own.
>>285189482I used to get earwax so bad that I'd slowly go deaf over the year until I went to a doctor to clean them.Now I just have a spray bottle that I use every month or so.
>>285188771>the "bad man" they imagine Kirie with is literally just Alex>>285189591>Kirie is now in the same room as AlexMy misunderstanding senses are tingling...
>>285189379An angel cries when a girl loses weight>I also got fat at some pointSame... I need to start doing cardio
>>285189417Wait, Japs REUSE ear cleaners? Vile
>>285189576What did the author (and Umaru) mean by this?
>>285189576>>285194909she's trying to send hints to Taihei
>>285189667I'm Chinese and my earwax is indeed dry; flaky or powdery.I just gently scrape the walls of my ear canal with an earpick and it easily removes the dry earwax
>>285190346TSFeet
>>285192245You're not supposed to use Q-tips because people are retarded and do it wrong.What most people do is place the Q-tip at the opening of the ear canal and then shove inwards, roll it about a bit, and then drag it out. This is 100% the wrong way to do it, and this is the primary reason why using Q-tips leads to impaction and shit because you're literally just shoving a bunch of it inside until it piles up and compacts so hard that it's solid rock and then you have to go to the hospital. Since trying to teach people how to not fuck it up is too hard, they just gave up and said "don't do it" which honestly isn't that bad of advice. The wax doesn't just sit in your ear and comes out eventually barring special cases, and your fingernail is usually good enough. But people suck at using their fingernail too and it also leads to impaction because they do it wrong in the same way as they do Q-tips wrong. Also a lot of people don't wash their fingernails when they stick it in their ears (or in general) which is gross and leads to infection too. Which is why people are told don't use fingernails either.When asian people use it, they stick it in through the middle, land on the point they want to scrape, and then scrape outwards. This habit is also trained in moments like here when people do it for others because the ear canal is oriented vertically at the point so doing it wrong means the earwax just falls straight down into the void and can't be recovered. So they don't have as much impaction issues. They just have more stabbing issues because they stick it in too far or get bumped while scraping and then it punches through the eardrum if they were too close at the time. Also irration and such from scraping too frequently.
>>285189229FGO and Genshin took this genre over
>>285189379husband and wife
So if Taihei and Umaru are self-inserts for the author and his sister, does that mean he had a thing with his sister's friend?
>>285190262>Grape juiceI see
>>285189755I like this cover.
>>285190262Somehow makes me melancholy now.
>>285188893>forgets his dreams to take care of his family>has to bury his daughter after a long diseaseSankaku Head's father had a hard life
>>285188893>learned from bakumanI like his mom
>>285189459What a softy
umaru is gonna get really fat in her 20s if she continues her ways
>>285194801What she's using isn't a disposable cleanerIt's made of wood or plastic and the part that goes into the ear is washableQuite common in Japan
UMR
>>285188847ToT so flat
>>285202494That makes sense with how frugal/sensible Japan can be.
>>285202494I should look for one of those in jap stores, that scoop looks really useful.
>>285206190It's useful for the kind of earwax they have.
>>285209086Oh yeah I forgot asians had that hard earwax gene
ebina's ebin ebinas
>>285210886simbly ebin
>>285193088Scary!!!
>>285189610>who isn't related to me by blood
>>285188754mom is smol
PUURA PURAAPUURA PURAAPUURA PURA PURAAA
Chapter 80: Umaru & the Soccer Tourney Part 1
You throw in a spin move and Tachibana is gonna freak
The mask is kinda cute
Chapter 81: Umaru & the Soccer Tourney Part 2
We full shounen now
This is a load of new characters rights?
Chapter 82: Oniichan's Wrath
Oniichan can handle one idiotBut two?
Chapter 83: Umar & the Smile
What if you stopped being *secret* friends with both of them?
>>285217220ha, captain tsubasa reference.
Chapter 84: Umaru & the Theater
Chapter 85: Umaru & the Present
>>285217502very cute
Chapter 86: Umaru & Yakiniku
I've also never been to Yakiniku or KBBQ
>>285218060>shallowedI wish this sort of shit was fucking illegal.>buy big bag of crisps/potato chips to last a few days, usually while watching a speedrun marathon>it's actually half or even just a third fullShrinkification should also be forced to have "NOW 20% SMALLER AT THE SAME OLD PRICE!" on them in big bold letters.
>>285217795Our HEROINES.
Chapter 87: Umaru & the Anime Shop
Spot the references, /a/
Try as he might, my little brother will not make me care about Warhammer
Normally I'd be done by now but there are a couple bonus pages to share
Now I'm done!Remember to be a great pair with your siblings!
>>285218855Thanks for the dump.I actually get along great with my little brother.
>>285217423>The ball's situationIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MENOT ITIT'S NOT FAIR
>>285218855Thanks OP
ebina is BORING
>>285217795WHOLESOME
>>285218060>detective naconAll dailies are connected
>>285218973t. office ladyGo away
>>285218060>Detective NaconAll dailies are connected.
>>285219241>>285219258I meant to read the Detective Conan daily back near when it startedBut then I didn't
>>285218169I love this hungry titty monster
>>285219365I'd been meaning to read Detective Conan for a long time, but the length was so intimidating.Dailies always make manga feel more digestible.
>>285218169>eats ungodly amounts of food every day>only thing that gets fatter are her titsAmazing power desu
>>285217610Please be patient, Bomber is retarded.
>>285218711Ah, Jibanyan. Never thought I'd feel nostalgic for Yokai Watch, but seeing him really takes me back a good ten years.
>>285218973ebina is BOING*sorry, typo
>>285217176Umaru Messi
>>285217403I like how he finds a way to show Kirie's ass
>>285217382>I'm not sure I understand the meaning of the text underneath themKEK
>>285217527Bomber is in the Epstein files
>>285218137>CameraheadSkibidi Toilet TRACED Umaru!!!!
>>285218289Based spanko
>>285188805Oyakodon after married Kirie
>>285188893>Sister is a Gintama fanGreat now it hits harder
>>285188699I feel nothing but sadness in my chest evertime i see Umaru now
>>285221582I get a bittersweet feeling.I like to imagine she's on a permanent summer vacation, with all the Cola, poteito and gemu she could ever want...
>>285189694>>285189713Sometimes I feel like an asshole to savescum this just to see their reaction even if that hurts them
>>285217527>My eyes went straight for her boobs...I mean...Come on
>>285217795awww
>>285217795I cheered!
>>285218098jajajajja UMR-san
>>285218461you should. a lot of them are all you can eat so you just keep ordering more and more meat and help yourself to veggies and sides. in japan they have solo yakiniku restaurants too
>>285218855Arigato desu wa!
>>285217264>>285217300I recognize this technique
>>285217669AIIIIEEE NOT THE BOMB GIRL
>>285188867pantsu
Is>umaruuun~the incantation necessary for Umaru to return to her normal size, or is that just the sound her body makes when she does?
>>285218855Thank you for posting.
>>285190346Kiri is SO small holy shit
>>285225885
>>285217476Desuwa quickly becoming my favorite
>>285228805Imagine
>>285217300ENTER
>>285217300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m4MYlRSppE
>>285218169Blowing up this restaurant... with NO SURVIVORS!
>>285228805must be the malnutrition
>>285188771Kirie’s mom was a town bicycle…
>>285188893Fuck…I hope he did get Sorachi autograph for her…
>>285188827>Bomba is retarded>thinks Ebina is cuter than Kiriechecks out
>>285234550Look, he has LITERAL brain damage from all the beatings, please cut him some slack.
>>285190124cute hammies>>285190434hahaha, who would do this...>>28520182520s are still fine, 30s is when even fast metabolisms fall
>>285201825Shit I remember being 16 and drinking one liter of cola a day to chase down snacks without doing exercise and still not fattening. I would chug cola before going to class.
>>285217176Umaru is good at everything she does...
>>285217537>>285218219Return of metal nyankos!
>>285221513Too based to live...>>285218855Thanks OP. I'd try but I'm hitorikko.
>>285217693Yeah really, what the hell?How long does she intend to keep that up?
>>285228805>>285231288Just wait, you'll see more tiny Kirie soon
>>285232980Look at her go!
Chapter 88: Umaru & the Christmas Party Part 1
She's so small
OhHijinks ensue!
Chapter 89: Umaru & the Christmas Party Part 2
>>285241392>>285241432uh oh....
!!
Bonus Story: Slyphynford on Christmas>normal pupils
>>285241547EBIN CHRISTMAS SEXO
>>285241516Oh oh...
>>285241606Oh my god Taihei is that you?
>>285241547I hope he says yes.
>>285241699>gintama autographshe was so perfect bros...
>>285241699no...
I laugh, because if I don't I'll cry
>>285241781the hints were there all along huh?
>>285241822cute mook characters
Chapter 90: Umaru & New Year's Allowance
I didn't skip anything btw
Chapter 91: Umaru & Savings
You *do* have some savings, right /a/?
Chapter 92: Umaru & Kindness
She's beginning to understand
Chapter 93: Oniichan & the Business Trip Part 1
>>285242300Pigtails Kirie is so cute
Chapter 94: Oniichan & the Business Trip Part 2
Chapter 95: Oniichan & the Business Trip Part 3
And we end there today, with a slightly cheeky Umaru
>>285189558Why isn't umaru her friend at school?
>>285241450>those hairstylesGokubros…does this count as being 0-4 against the Prince?
>>285242827>>285242862I wonder if this spawned a wave of incest fanart. Actually, I genuinely don't know how much r34 Umaru has.
>>285191419Early manga umaru IS that bad.
Go hug your sister while you can...
>>285241871Volume 6 already? If I remember right, an anon told me this was around the time when his little sister got diagnosed with an incurable disease and got hospitalized. >>285242421No... Oh god no...
>>285242566Go for it, Kanau.
>>285241656>>285241670My heart!
>>285241586She didn't get her Sharingan yet
>>285188847Highway to Ebina.
>>285242300/fa/ as fuck
>>285189229A rare retarded Taihei moment.
>>285243143Umaru is not for lewd.
>>285241606
>>285209471I am 100% asian (I doubt we can find any european gene in my body even if we trace back for more than 1000 years) and I had a ridiculous doctor who told me I shouldn't use an ear pick and if I must, I should use the disposable cotton things because ear wax naturally ends up in the mouth and disappear.I ignored him, my brother didin't. He ended up with clogged ear wax because he was pushing the hard ear wax in his ear to the point that he wasn't able to hear very well. He went to the doctor and that one told him that he needed more tests because he couldn't figure out what it was.I checked his ear, saw that huge amount of ear wax and spent like half an hour cleaning his ears. He recovered his hearing.Those reusable wooden earpicks are useful for people like us.
>>285242458>he's working IT for not-Syscolmao of course
>>285242634But what about the perishable meals????
>>285241502this used to happen a lot too at sports stadiums, but nowadays the networks in major cities (plus public wifi) are strong enough now that it doesn't blink when 80k+ people try to use their phone.
>>285189610Am I the only one whose first choice would be C just to see the character suffering?
>>285242689this bitch been pining after him for decade+
>>285241781>Volume 5This is around "that" time, isn't it
>>285218663renge lookalike spotted
>>285242002>My Kirie ship>Sank
>>285217300Now that's one hell of an entrance.
>>285218767Give the first gaunt's ghosts novel a try and see how you like it.
>>285242662>>285242662>>285242676Local smug not so smug after messing up.>>285244742How can she NOT be for lewd when she always wears spats and short shorts?
>>285241656Sankaku should write some cheeky romance stories too, this was a good setting for a romcom christmas chapter.
>>285245979by being a cute dummy chibi imouto
>>285244742Not gonna lie, UMR is very lewdable
>>285246128But she's actually just a qt jk. And ook at how flexible she is!
>>285246233>>285246159She's basically Yotsuba.
>>285241173Come to think of it, where is their dad?The story is heavily implying that their mom is dead and Umaru reminds Taihei of her, but their dad hasn't even been mentioned I think.
>>285241598>basement dwellerI have that shirt.
>>285242060Alex gave her 20k.
>>285246310They died in the great anime Japanese parents epidemic of 1992.
>>285246395KWAB
>>285242170The gacha probably ate 90% of her fortune.
>>285241502>The text got delayed because it's Christmas and the networks are slow...
>>285246521I don't think Whatsapp or social networks on phones were a thing at that timeThe manga from 2013? or so
>>285246521Never heard of cellular network congestion during major natural disasters where everyone's trying to message family and friends?
>>285241822Holding hands with Onigawara Kimiko
>>285246926It used to be more common. Of course zoomers do not remember.
>>285245807Crackship sank by US Navy
>>285247020It's the same innocent and wholesome humor.
>>285242002Did they fuck?
>>285242699I can personally attest that grilled eel is fucking delicious. It cooks like a really fatty fish but it tastes so much different. Once you start grilling, you can see the fat glistening and melting off the fish. You don't want to over-grill it lest all the juices drip out and it becomes a dried husk. Nothing wrong with dried eel too but if you're grilling a fresh eel, you gotta enjoy it at its peak where the whole thing's cooked, fat is dripping, and the edges and skin side are nice and crispy. Don't even really need seasonings or sauce for it because it's just that good. Most of what you see outside of Japan is probably eel drenched in teriyaki sauce but I can tell you that it's completely optional. Nothing wrong with teriyaki sauce eel but it's different without.Most people don't believe me when I tell them because they think eels are gross.
>>285242689How much does it cost to get from Tokyo to Hamamatsu? Could Umaru afford to do it with just 20,000 yen?
>>285247480nah just a quick pafu pafu
>>285247814According to Maps even the most expensive trip is 8686 yen one-way so it's definitely doable. Taihei probably also paid for their lunch so she's got at least 5k left over after coming back, which is good enough for a couple of her konbini feasts if she doesn't just buy a new geimu with the money.
>>285242002
>>285242002Bomba on suicide watch
>>285241490Noooo dont leave her on christmas!!
>>285244742office ladies and moms are for lewd though
>>285242862Arigato!
>>285246276But more worldly.
>>285188699What sad news?
