>hey. anon. mind if I follow you around for the next 5 years?
Follow me where? I don't leave my basement.
Sure as long as you don't mind carrying five of my children.
Enough time to have three children in a healthy span of time, four maybe.>She's tenShe's thirty nine.
Rape
You were here?
>>>/vp/Fuck off.
I would like to molest a girl like Misty.
Buttsex
>>285235442sure, knock yourself out, but sometimes I fuck in my sleep
only if i get to pin you down and tickle you
my first instinct is to say sure, but I wouldn't know how to explain it to my parents so probably pass
>>28523548012 iircAlso reminder that there is a pokemon manga and it is canonical that Ash and Misty hook up at the end of it and heavily implied that they fucked.Jessie and James also settle down and marry.
>>285237715did the uncensored version of that manga ever get scanlated?
>>285235442Sure thing cutie. You may start off Misty, but I'm sure to make you Squirtle.>>285237459>Caring what your parents think as a grown ass manI love my parents and will do everything to make them happy, but I'm trying to put my seed in some cute ginger's minge. Taking your parents too seriously will lead to you not getting a gf or wife if you aren't careful.