Would you headpat Ram?
No. She probably bites, unless you're Roswal.I'd headpat Echidna though.
>>285236992Only if I'm under Roswaal's protection, I don't want to die.
>>285236992> Noncon headpattingYou are going to hell, anon.
>>285236992I'd headbutt herZIDANE
>>285236992Ram's too expensive these days.
>>285236992I'd superglue a vibe to her horn stump
>>285238583Canon Betty route.
>>285236992I would hug her and hold her tight and fall asleep with her in my arms She probably wouldn't like that though, and if she was okay with it she'd probably interpret it as a romantic gesture and I don't want that When I look at her I'm not seeing wife
>>285239502> I want to hold her and fall asleep with her> I don't see her as a wifeSlut.
>>285239524It's not sexual More like... A little sister. Or a cat.
>>285239502She is way too sweaty to nap together comfortably, your fantasy sucks
Ramu lap pillow.
>>285236992Ram is the least pettable girl in the Emilia Camp.Petra > Beatrice >>>>>>>>>> Meili > Frederica > Sylphy > Rem > Emilia > Ryuzu > Annerose > Ram
>>285240327I need to correct Annerose's bratty attitude damn brat acting like an adult correction needed BRAT WATCH TOO EMILIA THIS IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE ANNEROSE BRAT PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>285236992No I'd kill her for defending that clown faggot.
What if Petra was EVIL?
>>285240419Your child will be Roswaal M Matters...
If I were Subaru:>Rem - 1st wife.Baby-making machine and her sewing hobby. Housewife.>Ram - 2nd wife.Some babies (limited mana). Take over Rem’s caring duty for her and take care of Ram myself. Secretary.>Beatrice - 3rd wife.Adventures and everything else with her, no longer stuck in the library. Babies if she can create a spell to make her DNA compatible.>RoswaalHe funds everything as one of the babies will be an Oni god for his goal.
What happened to the last thread?My hypothesis is that it died because we didn't discuss Ram's sweatiness in enough detail.
>>285236992Hell no I wouldnt
>>285240648>multiple wivesYou already lost Ram's love
>>285236992More like wombpat
I don't know if you guys know this but Rem killed Subaru for no reason, again.
>>285236992Huh.
>>285236992That's like touching her junk, even if she's been circumcized.
>>285236992
>>285242257>>285242299Based
>>285242257>>285242299
>>285242257>>285242299We need a drawfag to draw Robin headpatting Ram.
>>285236992The best part of Arc 6 was the heated sexual tension between Ram and Subaru.
>>285243006
>>285236992>"Barusu, do you have any plans after this?">"Other than going to bed, nope. It should be obvious since I have to wake up early tomorrow, damn it. Boss, mornings are such a pain.">"I see."Ram gave a short response to Subaru’s words, which made him sound like he was both complaining and expressing an attitude of defiance. Subaru kept looking at her as she stood there without saying a word, then... >"Alright,"Ram said, as if she had decided on something.>"Then Ram will come to your room later, so wait for her."This is what Tappei and Rem stole from us.
>>285243099Ram's kindness is so strong that it perforated Subaru's kidney
>>285240124She would have a bath before sweating all over the bed.[Roswaal Mansion Girls Party: Bathing Room Edition]>Ram, now sweating, softly placed one leg in the bath.
>>285243155That's this one.
Jej
>>285243708TOMOKO ARMPIT SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>285243123> Top leftRam calling him names> Top rightRam acting friendly with him after Subaru begged her not to treat him as just a guest (she killed him the next day btw)> Bottom leftRam calling him names> Bottom rightRam 5 seconds before calling him namesTruly a ship of all time
>>285244103
>>285244103She's teaching him in all those scenes. Also, that's her way of liking someone. There's literally a side story with the title referring to her heart being complicated.
>>285244293Shouldn't Ram be like 6 inches shorter than Subaru?
>>285243708>it keeps happening
WN Volume 16 - Chapter 15“Beatrice’s petite forehead shone faintly with sweat, as if she were fully immersed in the grim situation she had been involved in last night. Although Subaru did not understand how a Spirit’s sweat glands worked, it made the atmosphere rather tense, so he chose not to comment on it.”
>>285244693Does her sweat taste like candy?
>>285240124You telling me the maid doesn't bathe
>>285244960Correct.>>285245015She washes her sweat off in a side story.
>>285236992What if she bites me?
What if Al got TRAPPED and BETRAYED in echidnas ass for millennium?
>>285245164Bite?
>>285244650She is, they're crouching because they're looking at a floor storage thing.
>>285245209
>>285245164That would be cute ngl
>>285245015
>>285245277
>>285245333This is the only time we have seen Ram, Rem, Emilia and Beatrice take a bath in canon btwFor all we know they are all stinky messes for the rest of the story
Why did rem try to rape the aura monster?
>>285245400>RemWrong.
>>285245346
>>285245209Hate this fucker like you wouldn't believe.
>>285245662That's NuRem, a totally different character.
>>285245782Its her body dude, it doesn't matter who washes it or if she turns the bathwater into the ocean.
>>285245782Oh yeah? Why does it appear in the Rem/Image Gallery page of the wiki?
>>285236992The Ram sweaty memes got me curious, so I went through all Side Stories and Web Novel.>[Roswaal Mansin Girls Party: Bathing Room Edition]>[Ram is Order]>[Ram’s Older Sister Heart is Complicated]>[Garfiel and Ram’s Very Very Very Complicated Love Circumstances Zero]>[The Oni Sisters of the Hidden Village]>WN Arc 6: Chapter 67Subaru is the most sweaty as he sweats in every volume he appears in.The main 3 in order are: Subaru, Ram, Garfiel.Others in no order are: Beatrice, Rem, Emilia, Frederica, Otto, Crusch, Felix, Meili, Shaula, Echidna, Anastasia, Rui, Abel, Al, Ezzo, Reinhard, Hector.
>>285246061Subaru also has more screen time than Ram, so you would have to judge it by sweat/appearance
>>285246061No sweating at all in Arc 2? Nah.
>>285246061Some take aways from this:>Beatrice can sweat, which means Puck most likely can too.>Garfiel sweats when fighting and healing.>Meili sweats when using her Divine Protection.>Emilia sweats when fighting and using mana.>Rui sweats when fighting and using Leaper.>>285246246It’s a tough one indeed.>>285246286The side stories are during Arc 2.
>>285246246Sweat by appearance ratio when?
>>285246312>Beatrice can sweat, which means Puck most likely can too.While I think Puck is shown with some sweatdrops as a visual effect, I wouldn't use Betty as evidence that he can. Betty is made by Echidna to be as human-like as possible, which was obviously not her intention with Puck.
>>285236992FEET
>>285246469>>285246246
>>285246469Ram would win if it were ranked by appearance time only, because of her mana and pain issues. She sweats more under normal circumstances, Subaru pushes himself so he sweats a lot.
>>285246478Sir, this is an armpit thread.
>>285246061>Two of the sweatiest characters fight>Sweat not animatedDid the timing and production of season 2 ruin our chances of seeing Ram and Garfiel sweat? I hope we see something in season 4, considering it's in the desert.
>>285246880NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T
>>285247053Holy fuck that armpit shot is kino
I can't tell if you people unironically like the idea of Ram being sweaty or if this is a desperate attempt to keep this shit thread aliveAnyway, keep it up.
>>285247087Have another.>>285247128Personally, it makes her one of the more interesting characters.
>>285247053That scene got totally fucked by S2. The pretty lackluster animation is one thing, but they play it like a joke when its a super deadly situation and ends in Ram's defeat because she times out but she is conflicted because it means her foolish little brother grew past her expectations. Its a strong character moment and really tense, not to mention surprising because her viciousness hadn't been shown before but they portray it as a joke. Really lame.
>>285247279We also didn't get to see Otto doing anything because White Fox really thought that having 3 FUCKING EPISODES focusing on Emelia's trials was ok
>>285240648If I were Subaru:>Rem and RamTwins come in a set. Rem also has the best chemistry with Subaru. >PetraShe's cute>FeltShe's cute.>Priscilla She's sexy and has a fun personality.
>>285247279> because it means her foolish little brother grew past her expectations.Wait, Ram really thought she and Otto had a chance against Garfiel?
>>285247416They did. He was only slightly stronger than she expected him to be because his own transformation burns out immediately after she collapses. Part of that is also that she didn't know what Otto's trump card he was hinting at would be and since it was earth magic it hurt Garfiel less than they needed it to due to his own blessing. If Otto was more aware of Garfiel's abilities or Ram more aware of what Otto was planning they might've been able to pull it off a little better.
>>285247416>>285247600In terms of objective they succeeded with what they needed to, they beat his transformation out of him. Once he's like that they know he can't really kill anyone anymore because he's a huge pussy. The ideal case is they stop him entirely but they had fallbacks with the only core thing they needed to do was weaken him so he can't stay transformed.
>>285247370> Priscilla> a fun personalityAre you a masochist or something?
>>285247831Pictured: Her personality I can have fun with.
>>285240219Ramu lap pillow.
>>285247370What about Beako?
>>285247902> This will never happen again because Tappei refuses to let Ram get over Roswaal
>>285248021What? She wasn't over Roswaal when she did that that time.
>>285245015>>285245333
>>285248230I refuse to believe Puck was okay with Emilia bathing with three girls that don't give a fuck about her
>>285248242Ram and Rem were going to bath together, but Emilia was in there at an unusual time, so they joined because it was late. Then Beatrice came in because Subaru kept annoying her and bypassing the Door Crossing (and pulled into the water by Ram and Rem).For those wondering about Ram and Rem differences, from the same chapter:They’re described to both have flawless skin, petite, and a well-sculpted body. The only difference is Rem’s eyes are slightly gentler, and breasts are larger.
I started reading the WN but as soon as Arc 7 started I lost interest
>>285245400Ram 100% takes baths after Roswaal once she's done waiting out there to dress him.
>>285248461Watch a YT summary of Arcs 7 and 8, then read the last chapter of Arc 8, then read the first 12 chapters of Arc 9, then the last chapter of Arc 9, and then start with Arc 10
>>285248480>then read the first 12 chapters of Arc 9, then the last chapter of Arc 9,>t. Aldebitch
>>285236992Mfw Arc 9 reset wasted an entire year.
Rem? Killing Subaru for no reason
Still not explained why Roswaal agreed to this.
>>285236992I prefer rimming Ram.
Tanza is best girl btw
>>285247279animation in S2 wasn't lackluster
>>285236992Yes, and I would also do other things to her that can't be mentioned in polite conversation.
what's the easiest way to become strong in re zero
>>285236992Reminder that Tappei RUINED Beatrice so she couldn't compete as a love interest in the main route.
Only two Gluttony remain, with no chance of dying…/a/lphard/a/rnebCoincidence? I think not.
>>285248480arc 7 is actually good until attack on Garkla, if he got spoiled about arc 9 ending then reading whole arc 9 can be a not good experience
>>285236992She has the personality of a popular girl personified into isekai character. I don't think that I can pat that, too unstable, I don't want to deal with the blowback.
>>285252879Ram is popular
reverse isekai if story when?
>>285248815>>285245761
What if Ram was CUTE?
What if beatrice unlocked ssj5?
>>285249764It really was. Most episodes look like shit. There's a few good cuts here and there.
What if Subaru was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in Petra's WOMB
>>285250937be subaru and all the girls will come to you.
>>285251421
>>285255205This but Emilia because at this point I don't believe that shitty plot twist is above Tappei
why is rem so bipolar?
>>285256082
felix a shit
>>285250937Get a blessing and build your build towards that.Get an authority but you have to be compatible with it or you go insane.Train your mana and become a wizard, isekai people should be great at this except subaru who fried his mana system during his arrogant prideful phase.Abuse magic tools.Become soldier or warrior.
>>285257017> his arrogant prideful phase.He was trying to get stronger so the mysterious assassin didn't kill him again...
>>285257017>isekai people should be great at this except subaru who fried his mana system during his arrogant prideful phaseNo he was shit from day 1. Roswaal laughed at him when assessing magic potential and Tappei said if he trained only on magic his whole life maybe he'd be able to cast an Ul spell.
>>285257017Getting an Authority is unironically the only path that doesn't require any talent or luck, you only need to be strong enough to kill a Sin Archbishop in a 1v1 and you can start Authoritymaxxing from there
>>285236992Tomoko would
>>285257136>doesn't require any talent or luck, you only need to be strong enough to kill a Sin Archbishop in a 1v1
>>285257041He broke his core during the julius fight despite knowing the risk.>>285257110He created al shamac with beako, meanwhile roswaald with his hundreds of years of study is being surpassed by ezzo.
>>285257151As long as you are willing to kill 50 women, you can kill Regulus
>>285257285He didn't do it because he was prideful, in the LN Subaru believes Julius is going to kill him, which is fair considering he had died 7 times by that point.
>>285257291that would still be pretty hard to do as a normie without a gun
>>285257285No, Beako already knows al shamak, that's why she can use it immediately. He invents other spells with dumber names but that's just him suggesting ideas, he doesn't know how they work or properly use them, Betty does.
>>285257415They won't resist, it would be pretty easy
>>285257151Wasn't Wilhelm just a guy? He killed Stride in the demihuman war and killed Pete in one of the failed loops of Arc 3There was no effort or luck, just pure unadulterated sword autism.
>>285257590They will, unless you convince them that's the solution. They don't normally want to die that's why they behave in the first place, they're only willing to die if they think that's the method to get back at Regulus.
>>285257839Talent, anon. Wilhelm puts in a fuckton of effort and is also talented despite his complaints. You won't get any random person and convert them into Wilhelm.
>>285257929Is it really talent the thing that makes Wilhelm so strong? I'm pretty sure love™ is the thing that makes him stronger
>>285257839> and killed PeteWilhelm killed Pete's fingersJulius killed Pete (Subaru)
>>285257151Every Authority User of the current generation except Sirius is immortal to some degree btw
>>285258341Gluttons aren't. They're just hard to kill in the first place.
>>285257839yeah but in the sense that a special forces war vet is just a guy
What if Emilia's name was eaten? Would she be killed on the spot out of fear for her appearance?
>>285242299KEK and check'ed those double dubs!
>>285243708Nice one too.
Guys, I think this is the color of Re:Zero.
>tanks Al's shitty curse after getting beaten up by an army and losing blood
>>285260560> tanks Al's shitty curseHis soul was being destroyed 5 seconds after going against Al's wishes and Reinhard killed him out of pity btw
The Cor Leonis Army would wipe the floor with the Aldebusters even without Return by Death Witch Petra is overrated as fuck
>>285236992These guys instead.
>>285259232>What if Emilia's name was eaten? That happens in the upcoming season>Would she be killed on the spot out of fear for her appearance?Basically nothing. Everyone is sensible and since they know about the gluttony ability they act rationally. And its resolved in about 5 minutes and then Roswaal makes a joke about it when they get back. Because nothing at all interesting or bad can happen to Emilia ever. The gluttony ability is a huge problem for a lot of people that has lasted through most of the series, but for her its literally just a set up for a joke and that joke is a callback making light of another character who continues to suffer from it.
Am I the only one that really dislikes the direction the anime takes after season 1? Despite having some decent character development moments in season 2, like:>Really strong opening with losing Rem>Subaru's past trial where he grapples with never seeing his parents again>Every scene with Echidna and Subaru telling her about RBD>The "Behold an unspeakable present" moment>Elsa's deathThe character writing, dialogue, pacing, and directing just take a huge nosedive and never recovers. There's so much unnecessary exposition and dialogue that could have been streamlined for clarity.>Roswaal's plan is the most ridiculously convoluted shit I've ever heard>Ryuzu and Beatrice's conversation could have been 2 lines of dialogue>The reasoning behind the Sanctuary's existence makes no sense, including the incredibly convenient rules for the "boundary">Every time Beatrice cries about "that person" I want to blow my brains out>Completely flat, uninteresting directing that never comes close to selling the impactful moments that were the peak of season 1After rewatching season 1 and almost finishing my rewatch of season 2, my motivation to finish this series has dropped to all-time lows. Should I not have watched the anime and stuck with the WN (or god forbid LN) instead?
>>285261823I dropped season 2 because I couldn't stand how Subaru rejected Rem's confession of love.
>>285261724>Everyone is sensible and since they know about the gluttony ability they act rationally.Re:forgottenfags in shambles
>>285255934
>>285252139Fuck Tappei.Beatrice is a princess (literally her outfit) that’s waiting for a Prince Charming to come save her from despair, so they can live happily ever after. She had to settle for Subaru, who couldn’t make her his #1 because he has two other girls.Why does Tappei get off to making characters suffer? What’s his fucking problem?
>>285261724You are trolling, or at least that's what I want to believeIsn't Gluttony meant to be the only thing Subaru should fear at this point of the story? First Rem's existence, then Julius' name, they both seem to be taken pretty seriously compared to all the times everyone else has died
i wanted to make a sandwich on that table...
>>285262207Sadly no. Rai eats Emilia's name. The only one near her when this happens is Ram who can mostly place who Emilia has to be (Ram knows she's in service related to the selection but now doesn't have a candidate according to her memory, but also she knows what Gluttony does so Emilia has to be that person)Subaru can then confirm when they meet up.When Rai is later killed her name returns and its been gone for max like 20 minutes. This is the only serious point of speculation about it because as far as they know nobody else is restored (Rem is still asleep at that point) so they're not sure killing them really works, or there's a digestion time and Rem/Crusch are outside it or other speculation.
>>285260772>His soul was being destroyedHe would have gotten around it with an ability.
>>285247128I don't know but I like it
>>285262362Can't wait for people to get mad when nothing happens to the author's pet, but everyone else gets fucked over.I hope we at least get to see the three siblings interact on screen together, and a strange feeling when Lye gets killed. Some cool fights in this arc though.
>>285262835This but unironicallySphinx stopped the Yang Sword from burning her soul by changing her identity while her soul was on fire, that should be a piece of cake for Roy.
>>285262835Considering his sister used to live in the place where souls went, he would have 100% pulled something out of his ass if Reinhard didn’t intervene when he was weakened.
>>285263810For all we know, Rui is still TRAPPED in the Corridor of Memories and Spica is just a clone a la Amnesiabaru
>>285264518That is a possibility. Subaru could have unknowingly used his Gluttony authority to create Spica. She does act like Subaru and Rem are her parents, and Rem was present in the Corridor of Memories with both of them.
>>285264709I hate this outfit so fucking much
>IF movies are announced next weekSAVES THE FRANCHISE
>>285264911Which one?
>>285265265the IFs are so fucking overratedif we do get any animated IFs, I hope it's lust IF and nothing else, just to piss people off
>>285262112
>calls Roy a little shitDidn't know Ricardo was fucking based.
>>285265835Subaru's.He looks like an NCP
>>285266269Boomer or normalfag?
>>285265265> IF moviesThe longest IF is Sloth, and it's NOT long enough to be a movie
>>285266628OVAs don’t have to be 2 hours long, and Sloth IF has more than enough content for bare minimum 1 hour.
>>285266628>aura maxxing, scenery kino, macabre vibes, showing more of the loopsDone.
Al-sama did nothing wrong, he was completely justified in all his actions.
>>285266661 >15-21 minute episodes showing the possible futures to be, could be, have been.
>>285266363Not as based as Subaru, who not only calls him that but even tries to whip him
>>285266602I like the IFs, but they aren't worth getting animatedWilhelm's past spin off or a collection of slice of life side stories holds more value than the IFs to anyone who actually cares and any time re:zero gets brought up, a million retards come out of the woodworks to bring up the IFs despite them having nothing to do with the conversationnormalfags are the ones propping up "what if?" slopand not just in re:zero
What if Subaru was like EVIL and stuff?
>>285267477He's too fast for that whip!
I wish to take care of Ram.
>>285269244Take care of Ram and she'll take ca-- she'll look cute at least.
>>285269391
>>285269391She will look cute as my trophy wife while she lazes around on her fat ass all day, leaving me to deal with the kids. The life she deserves.
>>285266628Kasaneru LN version could easily be a movie
I hope we get a Mimagau if this April if only for Adelheid. If not then maybe a universe where Al wasn’t retarded and didn’t have a no kill rule, and so won
>>285269797
>>285270069I want am IF about Emilia the RUTHLESS >didn't meet subaru>kept getting colder and colder as as the last people who cared about her died and the bullying became too much>she ices anyone in her path>subaru was iced and his rbd is useless>witch cult all low diff and pandora is her last friend but she doesn't know about her past
>>285270488The reward for doing 100% of the work.
>>285265265Kadokawa doesn't have the right to all of them though, like only 2 or 3 I think?
>>285269244>>285269391The most she will do is vacuum.
>>285271154Only Pride, Sloth and Greed IF.
>>285250937Be favored by the author.
>>285270638>as as the last people who cared about her died and the bullying became too muchThis literally happened in the Emilia movie and it didn't stop her from being a naive retard
>>285272184Yep, no Wrath, no Gluttony, no Lust(obviously), genderbent and no Gakuen
>>285272184> PrideMe when I'm a liar and my pants are on fire
Anons... I think I have a Ram fetish...
I need to protect Ram, Rem, and Beatrice.No one else can have them…
>>285261823it gets better in season 3
>>285273520What about Petra?
>>285274053I cannot offer Petra salvation, someone else here is more suitable.
>>285274367
CHOICE and CHOICE 2 might be the best doujins ever made.
>>285274811>Rem: “Perhaps your horn will grow back if you have sex with Subaru-kun.”HOLY PEAK
Arc 9 alternative ending.
>>285275056The seal slowly breaks the further she gets from Al.
>>285236992Reminder that Ram assaulted an innocent boy for no reason.
>>285275598He looks happy about it, he probably paid for the service.
>>285275598This happened at least 4 times btw
>>285275598> Trees in the background for no fucking reason Didn't this shit happen in Electra? I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a white space.
>>285275969What? They're fighting in a forest, of course there are trees.
>>285276019I'm a fucking retardI thought it was Lye in pic related
>>285246478
>>285277377
>>285277377>>285277401Sir, this is an armpit thread, kindly cease.
Chapter tomorrow?
>>285278580More like chapter NEVER
>>285277897
I still don't understand why Al lifted his aggressor domain with Echidna and Petra.
>>285281572Because it doesn't work. You can trap themselves and yourself forever and soft lock the universe but only if you're the kind of person who wants to soft lock the universe, which Al isn't.
Baby Ramu.
>>285282197> Softlocks the universeHoly fuck Universal Aldebaran is real?!?!?
>>285282454Angry baby Ramu.
>>285283459Why isn't Rem breastfeeding her?
>>285283600She kept biting her mother and aunt.
>>285283600Is this normal sisterly behavior?
Season 4 Break-time episodes will have chibis of the following:Meili, Shaula, Reid, Roy, Lye, Rui, Volcanica, Patrasche.
New arc chapter any day now and the filler country is over.WE ARE BACK
>>285274811Wrong
>>285240419>>285286077Could I please get the source for both of these?
>>285236992How did a retarded child become the first and only one to defeat the original Sword Saint?
I will suck on Ram's small tits
So the church can just create elsa tier fighters on a whim?
>>285288020"The" Church can't. Gusteko's Church, which is not the Dragon Church Melty/Filore are part of can attempt to, but Elsa is quite special among the candidates. The most common result is a hard to kill and dangerous, but not really bright attacker, like a super zombie.
Kiss Petra or else
What are your predictions for the announcement stream? They've already said they're going to reveal details about some of the other event/projects. I assume they'll be lazy and Rem/Ram's birthday will be one (if they were going all out Rem IF animated would be there). Maybe one for Subaru's birthday (if they were going all out on this that's when an animated IF would get released, except Rem IF)
>>285289743We’re getting the Beatrice IF. Straight to animation.
>>285289743Since they went full lazy ass mode already making 1 of the announcement the stream then I except some thing like the 1st arc (elsa) being refitted into a movie.Announcing a 1 hour 1st ep.New trailer.New art exhibition.New gacha is a guarantee I'd say.IF or EX adaptation.New merch.
>>285290528Fun fact: Rem and Ram's eyes look like that in horny mode.
>>285288805Do a flip, faggot.
>>285285858> the filler country is over2024 was a long time ago, anon...
>>285289743> Stream starts> "Happy sixteen days after your birthday, Reinhard..."
>>285288020>retardedReminder that arc 9 wanked his intelligence by having him figure out what an ability he’d never seen before does and who its user was over the course of a single fight, as opposed to Al who had to kill himself hundreds of times over in order to think about it long enough to come to the same conclusion
>subaru glazers be like
