As a resident of Konoha I would have risked it
>>285256663thats a big biscuit
>>285256663Risked what?
>>285256663I'd rather a Samui
>>285256663>>285257390Both are good.
>>285256663Tsunade not having a husband or a child is a plot hole.
>>285256663Why do ninjas need that much milk anyway?
>>285258092stronk bones to survive jumps from great heights.
>>285256663cobwebs
>>285256663My first crush i was so close to bagging a pawg with this shape but fumbled it. I did end up marrying her goth bff but dame every man loses a baddie atleast once in their life.
>>285256663>plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap.Huh Jeez granny keep your back straight and put some force back in to it.>plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap.
>>285258326That hit to close to home. Losing my big booty girlfriend after high school was brutal.
>>285258014She should've ended up with Naruto.
>>285258236I'll use my cock as a pipe cleaner and fix that right up
>>285258437What the fuck i had a similar story except she played me and went with another guy and then played that other guy forAnother.
>>285258486All my dude friends have a similar story. Feels like a right of passage for men to lose atleast one wide hipped baddie.
>>285256663You're a Canadian?
Impossible to verbalize just how much I want to fuck Tsunade's fat fucking tits.
Hag sex
>>285258014She's kindof a girlfailure outside of the whole Hokage thing
>>285258444Omg thats so fucking awsome.
>>285256663>Be Tsunade>the grand daughter of 1st Hokage>doesn't have Hashirama cellsKishi is a hack
>>285258124@grok, add pubes
>>285258124FUARK
>>285260128Get that fucking piece of ham off this thread.
>>285256663She was my first anime crush and the reason I became obsessed with huge boobies, thanks Tsunade.
>>285260346Do you remember how big were Tsunade's boobs
>>285259932Does Tsunade fuck hard
>>285260430She drinks hard
>>285260535What does Tsunade smell like
>>285260588Musty alchohol and old person smell.
How does she pay her debts?
>>285256663>>285257390Naruto is kind of weird when both of these chicks had guys who mentioned their humongous tiddies but never hit on them.Only Jiraiya and he was treated as a degenerate pervert.
>>285257390Imagine securing a political marriage with her and then maritally raping her emotionless body every night
>Once I become Hokage, I’m gonna marry you!>Dattebayo!>Heh, in your dreams pipsqueak>Hard cut to them them kissing during eos weddig ceremony
>>285257390If she is not an alcoholic then why is she hiding two sakazuki cups in her shirt?
Naruto could have smashed Tsunade with ease.
>>285260695Anbu Tsunade sounds incredibly hot. Massive jiggling tits in that skintight armor. I'd be happy to die by her hand
Can she still get pregnant by me?
>>285262477Post the webm
>>285262414Well she is 50
>>285262523She's like 70.
>>285258014Not really? She had that whole backstory of loving that one guy and after he died she just never got over her feelings for him and stayed single. Jiraiya would have broken her down eventually if he didn't die
>>285262638All I wish for Dan is that he got to fuck prime Tsunade before his heart was exploded
>>285259823kys amerishart with your digusting fetishes
>>285263097Sleeping like this from middle of the night till morning. She must be cold.I would put a bluse over her. Maybe wake her up and walk her to her bed. Girl needs rest
>>285262414Tsunade's fertility could be justified a few ways. Either she kept her body young so it got tricked into bypassing menopause, or she got all her eggs back when she used creation rebirth since even organs can be regenerated by high level healing jutsu.
>>285262497T-the webm...?
>>285263166>>285263137>>285263097I'm gonna lose
>>285260346This, except it was that one PSP Naruto fighting game. What a hell of an introduction for 10yo me.
Breed the hag
>>285256663God if I had a mother like that I would like to get her pregnant.
>>285258988This is why you have Raikage porn
>>285266354Yea the best porn in naruto is raikage, second is the harems third is naruto and sakura.
>>285258124>>285256663not even a female
>>285268020what
>>285256663stop posting off model tsunade pics bro
>>285268216Might be a Harry Potter joke.Or a reference to something I don't know.
>>285257390Incredibly based.>>285260673It makes sense when you realize the author is homosexual and a misogynist.
>>285268340It's hardly off model
>>285256663Hot granny
>>285260673Who acknowledges Samui's rack again?
>>285257390Killer Bee's personal cocksleeve
>>285271471>>285269698>>285257390Cloud girls
>>285256663>>28525812450+ year old btw
>>285271665out of 10!
>>285257390>>285269698>>285271641my NIGGAS
>>285271037Omoi does. Pretty sure is the first scene of these three. Samui complains about her back hurting and Omoi says its probably because of her huge tits.
>>285272020FLATrui...
>>285262773
I could have saved her
>>285260632I've smelled old before and it's very bad.
>>285262773>a human existing in their natural state is a fetishjews have brainwashed you
>>285256663>>285258124Ideal body for /ss/
>>285268340106 cm
>>285262773you realize the eradication of female body hair is an american thing right? European women are far more hairyare you perhaps south american?
>>285257250STD
>>285268216The anime has a sus comment by Katsuyu the slug which says that Tsunade and the 4th raikage are male bonding. Then when the raikage aid asks what it means the slug goes 'oh yeah haha actually Tsunade is a woman silly me'
The fact that she's a 60+ year old grandma behind the jutsu facade kinda turns me off
>>285274654>(perfect image of beauty) 10/10>(perfect image of beauty, infertile) 0/10It's that simple.
>>285274384and you will argue the same for huffing farts too, amerishart subhuman
>>285274654>60Weak.
>>285256663I never watched naruto and dropped the manga eventually too but I'm still fapping to Tsunade +15 years later.
Tsunade's fat milkers
Was this ever cannon , tsunade and jiraya as drinking buddies.
>>285262638>she just never got over her feelings for himUnironically this is just Jap autism and simp culture. People have moved on from a death of a loved. Also Tsunade has the responsibility of keeping her grandfather's lineage. It's outright disrespectful to just let her eggs get all dried up. She could just get a donor sperm cell or Orochimaru could take her egg cell and implant it into a surrogate. Even fucking Orochimaru has a kid.
>>285256663
>>285276768Who would have thought that the one guy after fucking trying everything on the menu, would end up settling down and having a kid.
>>285274357>jpg
>>285276942Yep. Because Orochimaru is the only smart character in this series. Imagine a story where the world values "Kekkei Genkai" but 99% of the cast doesn't seem to care about passing down their genetic abilities. Heck even fans do better stories than Kishi. Remember the meme where the reason why Sasuke left Sakura was because he was spreading the Uchiha genes all over world. Sounds ridiculous but it does make sense because why wouldn't Sasuke bring back his clan by fucking around?
>>285277038Well in my opinion making him settle down was the worst thing to do in terms of assassinating his character.If anything making karin the single mother in the story would make more sense.
>>285274357>>285277017Sensual foot massages
>>285277038He never wanted to repopulate his clan he just wanted to restore honor to it.
>>285256663>>285258124I haven't read Naruto and I have no plans to. Is it true that this woman is Naruto's grandmother? If so, GODDAMN. Imagine having a granny that sexy.
>>285277358She basically adopted Naruto as her son and does everything he asks.
>>285277358she is a distant aunt (a fact that is never actually addressed). he calls her 'granny' originally out of disrespect but later as a term of endearment because she's much older than she kooks.
>>285266472You’re from Mexico
>>285277930And you must be from boston.
Give her armpit hair, give her pubes and nobody will be able to pull me out
>>285262773bro, have you ever watched any JAV? women with pubes are very common
She deserves to be a mother
>>285276335they did have a drink before Jiraiya went to fight Pain
>>285260128I'm fucking flabbergasted how Sakura never, for even a single panel, managed to exude an ounce of sexual appeal. Even as a kid, I never found her attractive
>>285276335>>285279544She really needed jiraya , naruto was like her her grandkid and sakura and shizune are surrogate daughters.
>>285279708To me it was the contrary, she was one of the hottest while Hinata looked plain to me.
>>285280151Hinata only got lots of interested when it got revealed she got big tits during the Pain arcRoad to Ninja Hinata got me diamonds though
>>285279421very few. I really don't see the appeal. Ugly skinny japanese men fucking what sounds like a squeek toy. They fucking suck at kissing too
>>285281136you can always mute it. my problem is the guys have no rhythm at all. they hump like a rabbit for three seconds, then adjust, then another three seconds, then adjust. I guess that's just what you have to do when your dong is only 4" but still.
>>285279708The hair did it for me
>>285281185I like the Ino cosplay one
>>285281185The ponytail one is the hottest
>>285281175JAV directors go out of their way to find the hottest women in Japan but the only male actors you ever see are these weirdo string beans that can't fuck
>>285281520You sick fuck.
>>285281531it's telling that cuckoldry is the most popular porn genre in Japan. they're all fantasising about the girls being raped or cheating
>>285281136>>285281175>>285281531Because JAV male "stars" aren't porn actors they're yakuza and businessmen that pay to be in there generally, unless the director is scouting for fetish shit like interracial or something.Japan doesn't have that concept of trying to find competent men that embody something to project onto and to be honest that's completely fair, since it's kind of a cuck mentality to be normal fag and need to imagine yourself with a large dick and competent performance to get off.
>>285279514how does any guy concentrate listening to her with those jugs movin around?
My english teacher in middle and high school was a 50+ year old fashionable woman, with long blond hair and an amazing figure including nice, sizeable breasts (not tsunade size, but notably large)Her demeanor was also a typical "old school strict teacher with high expectations of her students" thing.The type of old school teacher that also teaches french and latin, which she did.I never fucking stood a chance.Looking at all the art and clips of tsunade ITT reminds me of herGood times... easy good grades too.
>>285281613They still have Yakuza? We really need to invade them again and clean up the streets
>>285264169Moot lost faggot
>>285281185Still not hot as other characters in this show.
sex with cunnoichi
>>285273481Konohamaru...
>>285283353We needed more onsen chapters.
>>285283353If only Sakura looked like that.
>>285284112
>>285266472Raikage is shit
>>285285206americans, africans, indians and muslisms are obsessed with him, because they self-insert (they are all brown)
>>285281185Little Sakura! Uoh!
Has Kishimoto ever fully drawn what she actually looks like? I don't count those panels where Karin heals her
>>285284879
>Kishimoto is gay>Ikemoto is a flagrant pedo who is actually terrified of breastsThis series is in the wrong hands.
>>285286195MOMMY
>>285256663Breed the KonoHAGS.
>>285277017Good god..
>>285287340>This series is in the wrong hands.Indeed. We should be in the age of monstrous kunoichi hag saggers.
106
>>285288622Both of them?
>>285288636Samui is bigger
>>285288636Bigger and not using a Jutsu to stay perpetually 30
>>285289273>>285289306Fair, fair enough
>completely disappears from your series
>>285289363Sad story honestly, pretty much shelved because her voice actress died too
why didn't naruto have a daugther that looked like this?
>>285289378Very sad indeed
>>285289378I really hate when that happens.
>>285289488If the Boruto series was made with passion in mind, Himawari would've looked like this
>>285288580fact: ninjutsu is stored in the breasts
Does she store all of her excess chakra in her boobs?
>>285264100>>285262497
>>285256663>>285257390Why do they spend so much time on the cloud village?
>>285291206I'm gonna say it
>>285257390I don't know or remember who this even is. Was she even a manga character? Mustn't have been that important to the story.
>>285290934The first explanation of chakra in the manga says half the component is from the roughly 13 trillion cells in the body so breast fat cells would be a factor.
>>285277038Sasuke's stated goal was to revive his clan (and kill his brother) yet he had only 1 kid?What?That's not reviving your clan.
>>285291876>I don't know or remember who this even is. Was she even a manga character?Not JUST a manga character. She is sex incarnate. She is the fabled White Buffalo of the Hidden Cloud. She is the one that I (and many others in this thread) have dumped countless gallons to. She is SAMUI.>Mustn't have been that important to the story.Sadly, you are correct. But that doesn't mean she isn't still the absolute SEX goddess we all remember and love her as.
>>285292995>She is sex incarnateWill never forget the first time we ever see her, her big titties bouncing into frame. Literally introduced tits first.
>>285293162My negro. Indeed, Kishi and and the animators were certainly aware of the 2 VERY big reasons people would love her. Of course, the blonde hime cut, aloof expression, and fishnet boob window also certainly helped.Still though, I will never forgive how she was just forgotten entirely. Legitimately one of the biggest wastes of a 10/10 character design that I can think of.
>>285273481warning, slophttps://litter.catbox.moe/qpt22kleh02oh6yz.png
>>285291206very charming
>>285293437>I will never forgive how she was just forgotten entirely. Legitimately one of the biggest wastesThey wasted all the cloud girls. 2 tails got nothing much like all the other jinchuriki so not that bad but Samui and sexy secretary Mabui, completely wasted. At least Samui didn't get killed off like Mabui did. Can't believe of the 4 cloud girls we have, Karui is the one who gets the most screen time. I don't even hate her or anything but there's a clear winner when it comes to picking a cloud girl to focus on.Might be for the best though. The only chick in Boruto who wasn't totally ruined imo is Ino, and maybe Temari. Still get pissed thinking about how they did Tsunade, Hinata, and Mei. Also Samui on the mobile game.
>>285291876she was a tertiary nobody who appears in the war saga to exposit some Cloud Village lore in a few chapters before jobbing in her first fight and disappearing from the story.
>>285293676Very true. Naruto as a whole is sadly rife with wasted/under utilized characters, cloud girls obviously being no exception. And fuck, you're absolutely right about Boruto. I don't even want to imagine the disaster-level of breast reduction Ikemoto would inflict on her...>>285293692FUCKKKK YOU!
>>285293942Boruto Samui would be in her 40s anyway. she'd probably end up like Anko. poor Anko...
>>285293972>she'd probably end up like AnkoDon't even joke about such things anon...
>>285293972fat anko could still get it
>>285293942>disaster-level of breast reduction Ikemoto would inflict on her...Absolutely fucking criminal.Mei got it the absolute worst. Frumpy new design and the one thing she wanted was to get married and she doesn't even get that. So I shudder to think what they would've done to the cloud goddess Samui. Ino won the lottery though. >>285294088Got to give the chubby chasers something. And at least she's happy most of the other girls have their souls drained from them.
>>285293972Never too late to give Samui a daughter destined to be stacked in the time skip.
>>285290269>>285289488>>285286195I kind of need to jerk off now
>>285274786I doubt she's infertile, it returns her body to a more youthful state, it isn't a genjutsu.
>>285291206I get why Sakura’s seething but why’s Ino salty when she’s stacked in her own right?
>>285276768>People have moved on from a death of a lovedTherefore no one hasn't?
>>285295003It's cause she's mogged on the daily with Hinata as her peer
>>285256663When was the last time you actually tried to shoot your shot?
>>285293676I'm so sad bros...
>>285295003she's stacked but she's not STACKED
>>285293972Anko getting fat means her breasts surpassed anyone else's.
>>285291206she lost too many gambles and got plapped a lot, which induced the growth of her breastsyep, this is the only answer to this conundrum
>>285295941>having breasts = being fatkys amerifat assfag
>>285297846I think he's saying being fat -> having breastswhich is technically not wrong.
>>285297991and never mentions ass (literally just fat) because he's been molded by fat bitches with no breasts and black culture)? curious
>>285291206>look up young_tsunade>it's just regular tsunade cosplayingI mean... it's alright...
>>285283331raikage is so lucky
She isn't a grandma anymore, her harashima genes made her immortal without genjutsu shit to look young.She is literally the Shinobi Wolverine now. ageless, immortal and with retarded regeneration and healing factor rate
>>285277218Why? From his perspective he won. He has a reliable way to live forever because of his clones, he has infinite time to master all jutsu, he happens to live in the same era where the two strongest ninja in all of history are active and they're willing to cut him a deal where they won't delete him and even aid his more ethical research if he doesn't act up, why wouldn't he take it and just wait it out until they die to do more messed up research again?
>>285291206Nice
>>285299617If Kishimoto had any balls he would have her get knocked up and then die as a result due to finally fulfilling the purpose of her extended life.
>>285300820she wont die either, far more easier that she may dress up as laura kinney and and seduce jounins at other villages
>>285299617Is this true? I don't know anything about Bort
>>285266524Bitch nigga bitched out
>>285301327Not bort either, the finale, Harashima's blood is literally wolverine's blood.
>>285300820She won't die. Tsunade is that type of character that will never die no matter how dire the situation is, just like sakura.
>>285301393What if she was killed?
>>285301441Kakashi and Hinata have also been killed before, she will walk it off. Hell at this point, I think Naruto and Hinata will die before Tsunade does, if she ever will that is.
>>285301393Where is the poetry in that? We know the reason she remains immortal is over arrested development of never getting knocked up by her dead love.
>>285301379War arc is basically bort.
>>285268340
>>285301441She is literally immortal now.
>>285256890UUUU
>>285277358He calls her Granny because she's older than her appearance, which is better translated as old lady from Japanese. If he had called her obachan instead of baachan, then he would be respectfully calling her grandmother and the dub would be accurate,but he doesn't so it's not.
>>285304034You got it the wrong way around. Obasan would means auntie, while baachan means gandma.
>>285257390
>>285257390Both are good.
>>285304069probably just mixed up obaasan and obasan
>>285293437Damn Kishi did her dirty, didn't they?
>>285306244He did every woman other than Chiyo dirty (not sure what that says about him).
sex with hags
>>285306312I almost immediately remembered how fucking dirty he did Konan.
>>285304069'baa' in general means 'old woman'. 'O' is an honorific that basically denotes respect, whilst the chan/san distinction denotes different levels of familiarity. The Japs use the same word for grandma and aunt because of their historically tribal culture that placed less emphasis on nuclear family structures and more on communal child rearing. So any older woman in the community would be called some variation of 'baa' regardless of relation. aunts, grandmothers, even random spinsters with no blood ties. While Japan has westernised their family structure, the historic language remains in use. Japanese speakers are expected to understand the intended meaning based on context. It's the same with calling older girls that don't hold communal status 'nee' regardless of if they're sisters or cousins or just the girl next door. the context of Naruto's use of baachan is meant to imply he's trying to insult her by calling her an old lady. in this sense, 'granny' is as close a match as available in English.
>>285306394There's always worse.
>>285306464In contemporary japanese お祖母さん and 小母さん are different words. I don't know what exactly Naruto says, but if its ばあちゃん, then it's just granny.
>>285306498I don't know, requiring reality warping just so an Uchiha won't lose is pretty egregious. And in the case of Samui, they say she's a strong ninja but then the story turns her into a jobber.
>>285306695Both of these somewhat apply to Yugito, who should've by all rights been one of the strongest in the world, but jobbed offscreen to some of the lamest Akatsuki and died the most gruesome death in the series.Getting a geat that requires eyehax cheating is in a way a good thing when you compare it to being completely offscreened.
>>285306695The funniest part of all of Naruto is when Sakura 'catches up' to Naruto and Sasuke. And then they get a few more buffs and leave her back on the ground.
>>285306695her only fight was against a pair of immortal quasi-jinchuriki who are explicitly said to be some of the strongest ninja Kumo has ever had. she never stood a chance.
>>285306851>Getting a geat that requires eyehax cheating is in a way a good thing when you compare it to being completely offscreened.I'm not even saying that Konan should've won the fight either. But I find it obnoxious that she died basically accomplishing nothing.>>285306874I kind of felt bad for Sakura fans at that point.
>>285307041>But I find it obnoxious that she died basically accomplishing nothingJust like all of them and yeah it does fucking suck. In basically every group the female is the one that does the least of anything (usually nothing).
>>285306985Then why say that she's strong when you're just going to show her getting her ass kicked and then disappearing after that? Though at this point, I'm just venting my issue with jobber characters in general.
>>285306985That pair of immortal quasi-jinchuriki came out of nowhere and jobbed to an unimportant man right after.
I bet Tsunade molested Shizune a lot.And maybe Sakura a little bit.I also unironically think Tsunade and A4 could have been cool together, since A4 clearly respects her a lot.
>>285281613Porn just works better when the dicks and tits and ass are bigger. A normal blowjob looks mediocre if you film it from the outside. You need a guy with an 8 inch dick to make it look impressive. A normal pair of D cup tits look small on camera, so you need to find a chick with giant milkbags to get the right effect.
>>285307243That makes it worse. They only exist to make Samui look weak. Although not directly.
>>285307428I'm with you Samuibro.
>>285307192>In basically every group the female is the one that does the least of anything (usually nothing).Based Kishimoto making his story reflect reality.
>>285307484That was fucking stupid.
>>285293972>poor Anko...Oh man, what did they fucking do to her?
She didn't even get to use a single jutsu...
>>285308854>She didn't even get to use a single jutsu...Sadly very true. But fret not fellow Samuischolar, for we actually do get to see SOME semblance of her abilities in the mobile game at the very least. And I must say, I do VERY much appreciate the attention to detail they gave with respect to her two glorious main weapons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGD2S5Za2vE>>285306851>Both of these somewhat apply to Yugito, who should've by all rights been one of the strongest in the world, but jobbed offscreen to some of the lamest AkatsukiYou're not wrong. But to be fair, Kakuzu and Hidan didn't just go in and brute force her to death. She got caught up in Hidan's ritual which is an auto gameover to 90+% of the ninja in the series, especially when they don't have any foreknowledge of what his ability actually does. It also helps that they are both stupidly hard to put down, meaning they had that much more time to survive to try and pull it off successfully.
>>285308526She became BBW
I don't agree with the practice of shelving a character just because their actor died. It's disrepsectful to the deceased and furthermore, it's just waseful.
>>285309651its not like they never recast, its typically just characters they didn't have any major plans for anyway.
>>285293972>poor Anko...if you really loved her anon, you would still want to hit that
Imagine the emotionless sex
>>285310364>look up the artistgod damnit
>>285310406Very fucking hot.
>>285310358There were early signs.
>>285310364Aw man. Don't search for source, it's gore.
>>285293972Boruto is not canon
>>285310415>>285310664Marvelous.
>>285310970Based and TRVE.
mothers
>>285311590Minato is the luckiest bastard in this series, to simp for a hot crazy red head and win her over as the hero.
That chinese mobile game gave Tsunade a pretty costume
>>285310970Chapter 700 was written by Kishimoto.
>>285312900They also chain her up in Kabuto's basement for some reason
>>285310364Samui doesn't talk like that at all. she's a nice mellow girl who intentionally tries to play up the 'cool beauty' thing.
>>285266354kys, /ss/ is the best porn
>>285257390>Uglier Tsunade
>>285256663tsunade isn't even a woman though
>>285314305So true so true...I also just realized: I don't think she wears a Cloud Village headband anywhere. I don't even see one of those stylized belt or armband versions of it on any of part of her outfit, not in her official art or in any of the panels/frames she is in.
>>285291206>>285295003Ino is bigger and stronger though.
>>285315205on her panties, of course
Samui mogs Tsunade, it's not even close.
>>285310436>we were warned
>>285256663Naruto was a huge faggot for not simply marrying her and letting the last Senju eggs go to waste>b-but HinataSo? Marry them both. Why should he give a shit? He makes the rules now. >>285257390It's a shame her VA died. Aside from the human loss, Samui's chances of making a comeback went from fairly low to infinitely close to zero.
>>285256663unless you were Naruto she would of literally killed you guaranteed. And i doubt you are blond hair or blue eyed posting this off model ai slop. Go back brownie.
>>285316293That's not AI, are you blind?
>>285316293That's not AI, anon.
>>285298551
