Volume 42: The Secret of the Mangekyō…!!Chapter 387: Reality…!!Previous chapters:>>285306384>>285306369>>285283170 >>285261079 >>285236520 Start: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/11/
Thanks OP. This dump is approved by Sakon and carries the Will of Fire for daily ramen
>>285329713Christ he's a broken record.
Canon dump thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=wknP5Mxmuzw
>>285329752Oh shit, some hidden summoning scrolls, wonder what's in those.>>285329802Oh...
>>285329845This looks so dumb in a manga.
>>285329768Hate, Chuunibyo & Other Delusions
>>285329768*kills Itachi with cringe*
>>285329845Tenten solos.
>>285329994kek beaten in taijutsu by a terminal AIDS patient
>>285329884>weaving signsDon't worry Sauce soon everyone just sort of stops doing that, or is politely given enough time
>>285329934A fight with someone who fights with a single shadow clone, but has the clone take a lot of effort to avoid damage so it's a constant 2v1 would be interesting.
>>285330038>anon's big bro helps him out in his contact lensGlasses are for nerds. Though my eyes watered for an hour the first time.
>>285329699Good job, slave.
B&W later
>>285329699ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285330053That's basically Kiba's fighting style except it's a dog
>>285329699>Anon dumpBasedo
>>285330084Dump slut is NOT a slave
Do you like the fight so far?
>>285330161No. This fight was always completely forgettable outside of kirin kino
>>285330161The fight still hasn't even actually started.
>>285329884Where did he learn Shadow Clones?
>>285330306I'll take that as a no
This is still genjutsu?
>>285330140Fiiiine.>>285329699God job, whore.
>>285330307Anbu
>>285330356it's Tsukuyomi
>>285329845I forgot they are still ninjas
>>285329802Tenten sisters...
>>285330541
>>285329845Holy fuck the sound 4 upscale this playground fight so hard kek
>>285329802what advantage did this provide over just having his ninja stars in a ninja fanny pack like a normal ninjer?
>>285330017
>>285330071Itachi looks like he has a lazy eye here.
>>285330161>Lvl 15 player vs lvl 80 player>Do you like the fight so far?Yes if I didn't know the Itachi powerscaling and asspullscaling beforehand
>>285330071Going by what Itachi said in the previous chapter, couldn't Madara and his brothers have simply swapped eyes so they could both get EMS?
>>285330611Less weight to carry around.
>>285329699>schizo OPsigh
>>285329845Uchiha shuriken jutsu is underrated
>>285329884>still pretending people weave signs in this universe
>>285330740It got retconned later, his brother gave him the eyes as he was dying.
>>285329884How did he miss him weaving signs while he has a top tier sharingan?
>>285329699Oh brother, this guy again? Didn't he get enough humiliation yesterday?
>>285330051>everyone just sort of stops doing thatNope it's still used
>>285330740Itachi either didn't know the true story, or deliberately fed Sasuke bullshit to ragebait him. I want to believe it was the former
>>285330778Did it every do anything other than clinking against each other?
>>285329802Okay but can we talk about how on top of everything else these fucks have literal hammerspace and do nothing interesting with it at all? Give ME the ability to summon whatever the fuck I want from a drawing on my wrist, I'll rule this country in a week.>>285329845the vegeta rapid fire blast of this manga>>285330071So, does like...having your arm bent keep you from closing your eyelid or something? And why is plucking an eyeball out of the socket easier than plucking a grape in this universe?
>>285329845>just standing in place throwing shuriken at each other So lame. Sasuke using shuriken was better before like in picrel
>>285330307He used it in part 1. It's not a hard jutsu to learn
>>285330161It's just been genjutsu slop
finem
>>285331309kill yourself
>>285331163But it's supposed to be a forbidden jutsu.
>>285331287>>285330071Would Itachi even get EMS if he actually took Saus's eyes?
>>285330087>>285331309TY drama-free OP.
>>285331322Only the multi shadow clone jutsu is a forbidden jutsu
>>285331338No since Sasuke doesn't have MS.
>>285330038
>>285331429Seems it would be pointless for Itachi take them then. We he just downgrade to a normal sharingan?
>>285331452This meme is really shitty and unfunny
>>285331556>Seems it would be pointless for Itachi take them thenWell yeah. Itachi doesn't really want them.
>>285331634>t. sasukek
>>285330161Back when this was coming out, I missed chapters and did not mind it even though it's supposed to be very important.
The best part about Sasuke's revenge is all he had to do was wait another year or two and Itachi would have died to AIDS on his own. It was a completely pointless endeavor
>>285329820
>>285330071SOLOKING
>>285330599just like Tayuyas genjutsu
>>285329865Would be really hard to run in sandals through a room that's covered in shuriken cbh. You'd destroy your foot in seconds
>>285329994>>285330017kwabbed
>>285329865Zabuza would have died in that room.
>>285330161I think I did the first time I saw it
Does healthy evil Itachi, who gets EMS from Sauce, become the strongest Uchiha ever?
>>285332144I will though (I'm Boruto)
>>285332144There is still plenty of time, Sasuke.
>>285332161No. He still loses to Shisui who can just tell him to kill himself.
>>285332161Counting zombie Madara?
>>285330800Madara and Tobi both flat out lie about things so I don't know the whole truth or if retcons are real
>>285329900>>285329917It sure is lucky all of Orochimaru and Sasuke's snake summons are completely fine with being used as outright meat shields.
>>285331842His clans honor would not be restored if Itachi died of aids.
>>285330356Yes. It doesn't stop being Genjutsu until they start using the fire techniques
>>285332161Yes. He's literally invincible with his Susanoo
Boruto two blue vortex chapter 30
>>285332516Himawari's post time skip design is so good. Can't wait for the Boruto anime to return.
>>285332471>>285332516>>285332539Nobody cares you fucking retard.
Since when did genjutsu go from "I trap you into an illusion and cause you mental damage" to "you and I are having a battle in our minds"
This is a really bad thread so far, dude. Are you sure you shouldn't just let Sakon take the reins again?
>>285332606It's just a back and forth "no u". Itachi did it with Kurenai, but she couldn't hang.
>>285331309Thanks OP
>>285329994Oh yeah, I forgot Itachi actually has some beute strength
Such a comfy thread. Glad we have it.
Why did Itachi defect to Akatsuki again? Explain this very simply to me like I have brain damage
>>285330572Does Temari have a perfect track record? She's won every battle we see her in.
>>285332744Supposedly he was a double agent feeding intel to Konoha, but we never see any actual evidence of this.
>>285332744He's a double double double triple double agent secretly only pretending to torture his little brother and help destroy the village. Genociding his clan and aiding forces against Konoha were actual 200 IQ chess moves done by the real Hashirama approved Hokage.
>>285329845>>285329884>>285329917>>285329934I can't help but laugh every time these """genius""" shinobi resort to techniques based on shuriken and kunai... literally Tenten tier
>>285332161Double Sharingan Obito mogs both Itachi and Madara
>>285332516Lol what the fuckJinchuuriki can fire off Tailed Beast bombs by themselves now?
>>285332807THAT'S MY GOAT! GOATACHI!!
>>285330161This is probably the worst selection of chapters in the entire manga to me and it is crazy people actually thought Itachi was cool.
>>285332848>he was literally kage tier at age 3!!!Is there a single Uchiha Kishimoto didn't wank ad nauseam
Continuing.
>>285332161Yes.
>>285332516>>285332950Where are their parents at?
>>285332903Izuna, Fug
>>285332828Dual MS Obito is literally be untouchable and he could oneshot anyone with kamui shuriken.
>>285333138Looks even more terrifying than Rinnegan
>>285332846>now
Hiashi won.
It was an accident.
>>285333242>>285333181>>285333125>>285332990>>285332950Kill yourself.
We love rabbits here
>>285333138Obito can spam kamui because hokage 1 cells
>>285333291Nah. A rabbit ruined the end of the series.
>>285333291What about alien rabbits?
>>285333322Rabbitgoddess was sexo and things were already kind of sharty before she got involved
>>285332950Why is Himawari such a psycho?
Seems someone is very desperate for attention
>>285332771Speedreader?
>>285333291Imagine the age gap when Itachi first joined
>>285332771She only won against Shikamaru because he gave up.
>>285333462isn't that anime filler?
>>285333462Saus literally runs away
>>285332161In an alt timeline where Sasuke stays dead, Kakashi doesn't get DMS, etc? He's still weaker than Madara. And DMS Kakashi or Rinnegan SasukeRealistically of course, if we're going off Kishi healthy Itachi with EMS would solo Kaguya.
Bort tbv
>>285332404Wait is the thing in the anime Sasuke rigs the shuriken to split and a piece pierces Itachis thigh anime only
>>285333184>>285332846Kurama or someone else said Hima is more like a tailed beast in human form rather than a tailed beast sealed inside a human like a regular jinchuriki
>>285332288>Madara and Tobi both flat out lie about things so I don't know the whole truth or if retcons are realUchiggers and Kishimoto in action.
No, let him cook
>>285333830No, don't interrupt the dump.
>>285333406Kill yourself coomer
>>285333808Are the three panels of >…Really needed here?
>>285333580No, that's later in the fight
>>285333580Nah, it's in the manga too, but that happens around the same time as the fire techniques.
>>285330161this is pretty bad, it's actually impressive how Shippuden has been on a steady downward decline in quality so far. I had no idea we used to have it so good with Part 1 by comparison.
>>285333462>anime only fight>reader
Am I allowed to notice?
Enter salad
>>285332238Why did Tenten's infinite tsukuyomi include Sasuke being a simp that gets constantly rejected by Sakura?
>>285334048It's such a boring movie.
>>285332848>>285332903>and then the novels doubled down and said that he had Tsunade-tier brute strength before he even graduated from the academy and saved his jonin mom with it
Enter bolt
>>285332903The women >>285332976
>>285334108Read it on the toilet like the rest of us, retard.
>>285332950Did he really name her choco
>>285332903Madara's brotherSasuke's parentsUhhhhhThe grandma and grandpa that Itachi murdered (there was no other way)
>>285334198Yes but it's not because she's brown. It's because she's fat.
>>285329768>I reject your reality and substitute my own
>>285329845hilarious
>>285332811I think what Kishi was going for here was a reference to the kunai training scene, like Sasuke showing Itachi how far he's come.Unfortunately,
>>285329699penis expansion jutsu
>>285332232They really never make it clear if Shisui can use koto very often (he says to Naruto it can only be used every 10 years without Hashirama cells, though presumably he had a second power, too). But I'm also assuming Shisui is dead, only changes being those downwind from Itachi being actually evil and healthy (so healthy and atp in the story he's actually going to steal Sasuke's eyes) >>285332262Not zombie, but I'd accept his normal lifespan. His strongest was probably w EMS at Final Valley since he only gets the littlest bit of rinnegan when he's old and weak. I guess that means he gets Kurama too though, and that prob puts him ahead>>285332811Prob correct but I'm assuming Obito still loses one eye, since Itachi being healthy and evil shouldn't change things that didn't involve him/happened while he was still a kid. But def dual MS Obito w Hashirama body is def the strongest non rinnegan Sasuke Uchiha>>285333538He's def at least stronger than dual MS Kakashi, if only bc Kakashi literally can't get EMS. EMS itachi beats dual MS Kakashi. Rinnegan sauce/revived rinnegan Madara beats the rest obv, but in this world Sauce would be dead, & counting reborn guys feels obvious (since Juubito/Juubidara obviously are in class of their own)
>>285334409>Rinnegan sauceHe's not even that impressive. Kakashi would wipe the floor with him if he had both MS and Susanoo.
>>285332471ARIGATOU POSTER (Himawari is cute and dumb!!)
>name is Itachi>constantly uses crows>no weasels in sight, Temari summons one insteadFugaku should have named him Karasu
Oh neeooooo
>>285332539her hair tails are genuinely so cool. I mostly really like TBV designs (Bort and Kawaki are obviously a little tryhard, but fit and are objectively cool, Salad is sexo, Eida is sexo, Daemon is a funny little gremlin, Code and Jura and Mamushi are cool, etc)
>>285331556The entire fight is just another one of Itachi's famous pranks
And nothing ever happens
>>285334509>Temari summons itachi >Kankuro has a puppet named KarasuHmmmmm....
>>285334464He wouldn't if only bc he can't get EMS. Kakashi is probably the next strongest shown prodigy (maybe alongside Minato and Gaara (idr how old Haku was, but he's also pretty much a prodigy since he could take down Jonin as a kid)), but he doesn't develop quite like sauce manages to. Not having EMS or Hashirama cells ultimately means the ceiling on his powers is much lower, even if the Kamui DMS is about as OP as it gets The reason people mostly overlook the hard limit on MS and how debilitating it is is that the only Uchiha featured in the series are the two who got EMS and one who is Hashirama'd. Kakashi already was approaching blindness by Kaguya, and that's after like a year of using it
This thread seems exceptionally worse than usual
>>285334646Thank the bort spammer for that.
>>285334707Wonder where he was yesterday
>>285334634Noo you creepy faggot
>>285334380Kishi did a poor job since they're nothing doing anything nearly as advanced or cool as the training scene
>>285334510This will be very useful for vs discussions
>>285329768I bet that sounded really cool when he said it in his head
>>285334773
Jeetsuke, you quite literally have nothing better to do other than samefag and falseflag to engineer activity. You try to beat these allegations, but always fail.
Seems like the thread quality is a lot better when they are posted later. Really makes you notice.
>>285334947Ok, but who would Hinata end up with?Gaara?
>>285330087Danke OP
>>285329845are shurikens the Naruto counterpart of the jobber barrage?
>>285329713Does Itachi believe Uchihas or Sasuke himself can't git gud without MS?
>>285329802>>285329820>>285329845>Tracing Tenten
>>285329884I thought Itachi was a chakralet? Is this genjutsu?
>>285335357>I thought Itachi was a chakraletWhy?
>>285330087>>285331309Arigatou, OP!
>>285329884Do you think it feels good when that snake comes out? like a zit?
>>285335357No. Itachi has a large chakra pool. The novels stated his chakra pool was already greater than most Jonin at age 10
>>285335357>I thought Itachi was a chakralet?Based on?
>>285334773>creepy faggotmy fren these two are>grown ass humans>the age gab is only 14 years old
>>285335540>The nove-Shut the fuck up.
>>285334947>>285335006The love triangle trope would be a mixed chemistry. She is the girl who always chase the wrong man, and he is the carefree boy who starts to feel distant and make a name for him. As Naruto's fame starts to grow and being trusted by everyone, her affection towards him also grows. She starts being caring of him and even fights together with him. She eventually confesses to Hinata that she thinks that she has a crush on Naruto now. Hinata rebuttals to Sakura that her crush towards Naruto is much more deeper than hers. Though, Sakura starts to actually comments of the good points of Naruto that Hinata thinks she would be a good rival for her love with Naruto.
>>285333125This page ain't half bad for Ikefucko's standards.
>>285333242>"You just" my assNo way this was in the japanese script.Also, lol i guess the misogyny does run in the family.
>>285333912Ikemoto only apes Kishi in the stuff nobody likes
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE FLOW FROM TRYING TO CONVINCE US THIS PART OF NARUTO WAS GOOD WITH THEIR AWESOME OP!https://youtu.be/97dkzVU4p-M?si=xWX0v3mGpIa0z1mo
>>285334048Do you like land of waves? It gives off the same adventure vibes
>>285335857>Click link >Immediately: Nishio bullshit
>>285334510This would not have happened if he had the byakugan.
>>285334550>Police forces>Doesn't even have Kiba appearIkemoto...
>>285335540>Novels>>285335593Arguments online
Guess people really don't like this fight, kinda funny because you know Kishi loves it
>>285329845>Sasuke practiced shuriken jutsu his whole childhood for this one scene
>>285335540Feels like the novels are just for glazing Itachi further rather than giving us a story
>>285336137Nah, it's only the people here on 4chan that hate it. Most normal fans are obsessed with this fight because "muh buildup" and all that. (I'm not saying this as an insult btw. Most anons here have better taste than the average Naruto fan, considering the consensus on this fight and how much of a shitty character Shikamaru is)
>>285330946uh, this one was more cringe than cool.
>>285334334wtf is this political bullshit? why would the leaf with its super god tier ninjas be taking orders from a regular guy?
>>285335975Nishio has been here since the start and he translated Naruto characters to anime medium since 2002
>>285331309thanks op.
Kengan Asura fags please "explain" to me what this fucking "meme" means to someone "who" hasn't been to your "daily".
>>285336428You’re still "green"
>>285336428"What" are "you" talking "about" "?"
>>285336428"That" meme?
>>285336519>>285336483Yes. "That" meme. Like "half" the replies to a "certain" page from "yesterdays" daily was just "this".
>>285336428I thought that was a Jojolion meme desu
>Both had tragic inspiration, driven to extremes by love, loss, and betrayal.>Both used masked alter egos to enact their plans.>Both were master manipulators using powerful, reality-bending ocular abilities.>Both had grand plans to reshape their worlds, involving controlling and destroying existing systems.>Both took the world's hatred upon themselves and paved way for humanity to move towards a better future by sacrificing themselves in the end.It's the same fucking character, they even look the same.
>>285331017They're throwing shurikens so precisely that they're deflecting the other shurikens.It's a high level exchange where nothing happens.
>>285336540Huh?
>>285336540The "writer" of "Kengan Ashura", Sandrovich, likes to misuse "quotation marks" to "emphasize" terms, and if you actually take them into account while reading the characters start sounding like "schizophrenics". It's like bold words in comic books.>>285336577Araki does it too, but I think Sandro's usage is even more nonsensical.
>>285336717Ah, alright. That makes perfect sense. How is Kengan anyway? I took a peek into the thread, and it looks pretty wild but fun.
>>285336766>>285336778Get into the Ashura story time while its hotCatch up and enjoy the ride
>>285336692Lelouch wasn't a cuck.
>>285336618>I know he likes Oasisthey were quite big when he was younger.
Why do you guys complain about absolutely everything? it's either that or your typical schizowars here
>>285334048Its okay but not really kino or anything
>>285336811Yeah, fuck it. Seems like a good time. Just finished Chapter 1 and the art really is quite nice.
>>285336766>>285336778>>285336983It's funSome of the early fights are a little weak but it gets better as it progressesJust stay away from Kengan Omega, you've been warned
>>285336946When it comes to Naruto franchise there's stuff I enjoy rewatching, stuff I don't mind rewatching, and then stuff that I don't really have any interest in rewatching,That movie falls into the 3rd category for me
>>285337098We don't post that girl around these parts.
>>285337098What is it that cloud ninja find so appealing about Hanabi?
Continuing the dump.Tbv bortshart nart fuck ooh
>continuing the dumpyeah I can tell, something stinks
>>285334634>>285335606Very cute couple.
>>285336265>Most anons here have better taste than the average Naruto fan
>>285334048No, there has never been a more contrived piece of Naruto media.
>>285337469Not a very high bar to cross, really.
>>285336692Lelouch is received better because he is the MC targeted at seinengods. Obito is targeted at shonenfags and gets less spotlight despite playing equally critical role in the series.
>>285336692>what if villain was Naruto but bad... for the 5th timeObito is one of the worst manga characters out there.
Dead thread
>>285337469How tight is her buthole
>>285337469It's true though.
>>285337827Susanoo was a mistake, why did Kishi think this was good addition to the series?
>>285330782The Solo King weaves his signs fast
>>285336692>Both took the world's hatred upon themselves and paved way for humanity to move towards a better future by sacrificing themselves in the end.That was Sasuke's final plan, Obito wanted the Matrix.
>genius talent>genius taijutsu>genius genjutsu>genius ninjutsu>eye hax>never loses his calmItachi is such a great well-rounded character
>>285337856>why did Kishi think this was good addition to the series?Because Sasuke is the rival character and he needed something to match Naruto bringing out Kurama in full.
>>285337827Not really no, MS is a gacha powerup, it gives you a new ability but doesn't raise your stats or anything like with the other tomoes.Unironically the Sasuke Itachi is fighting right now is stronger than the one with MS that fought B, it's only when he gets Susan that MS actually feels like a good power up, but even then it's just a defensive buff.
>>285338052Itachi couldn't predict Sasuke would have the worst luck and get both Jobber flames and the ability to control jobber flames.
>>285337988>He's super human!Kurenai forgot Naruto can do that.
>>285330161The deidara vs sasuke that came before it and the bee fight after it were betterKishi was so good at writing fast paced storyline that out-of-nowhere fights with barely any build ups turned out to be better in every metric than stuff we knew was comingItachi vs sasuke, in hindsight, was just a setup for the subsequent obito pulling itachi switcharoo kino
Anyone knows any fics that have Sasuke already knowing the truth about the massacre before this fight but he plays along with Itachi until the latter half of the fight?
>>285338021Obito created and manipulated Akatsuki, and goaded nations to unite against him in a war. Both Naruto and Sasuke did jack shit except have giant Kaiju chakra golem fight in the end and hold hands together.
test...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MkN--nO5G1g&pp=ygUeTmFydXRvIG9wZW5pbmcgNSBzaG9ydCB2ZXJzaW9u
>>285338491I don't see any difference between v2 and v3.
>>285338029>
>>285338120She's referring to the speed at which he could make them
>>285338029You forgot the part where he murdered children for the spooks
>>285338676>murdered children for the sake of the villageBased.
>>285338628That Shisui mangekyo... did he use genjutsu to convince us Naruto is good?
>>285338601Youll notice someone earned their vest.
>>285330161Anons hating on this fight are pretty much Itachi haters
>>285338676And also the part where he needlessly traumatized Sasuke for a second time but he's still considered the best brother in all anime or something.
>>285338676Obito killed the women and children.Itachi is sugoi and his hands are clean.
>>285338758You would think those mind rape sessions would be enough to awaken a mangekyo. Now how did Sarada awaken hers?
Goodest boy
>>285338676>>285338707He was based. If there was a button to wipe out white people for our sins, so that non-white people could prosper, I would press that button
>>285329699Thanks whore!
Was Haku light speed when traveling between mirrors? If so, is 0 tails Naruto tagging him an ftl feat?
>>285338776>Obito killed the women and children.Not canon. In the manga and true canon Itachi is a child murdering piece of shit.
>>285338776>Inabi’s wife died before she even understood what was happening. Shaking off the blood that wet the blade of his sword, Itachi turned his eyes to his gasping target, Inabi.>*SNIP*>It had already been an hour since he put Izumi to sleep. He had murdered too many of his brethren to count, but Itachi still kept running.>His heart had long since frozen over. He had also forgotten to keep in mind that it was all for the sake of the village. He simply continued to single-mindedly swing his sword.>The target’s father and mother, and then his wife. When the boy, old enough to have just started at the academy, stopped moving, he heard a shriek behind him. The voice was familiar.
>>285338776>can't even do war crimes properlyObito carrying the entire plot as usual
>>285329845Jiraiya victims
>>285338891>Was Haku light speed when traveling between mirrors?No.
>>285338895The sins of the Uchiha cannot be forgiven
>>285338916Jiraiya rapes (brutally) this version of Sasuke.
Could the Uchiha's have defected from Konoha instead of starting a war? Was murdering the entire clan really necessary? I mean Orochimaru made a legal village just fine.
>>285338953Except his little brother because..?
I have a confession to make i think that sasuke is a fucking gay ass fagget.Naruto is no better but at least his character has more testosterone and han this limp wristed edgy faggot.In real world setting sasuke would be a dorky school shooter and naruto would be a delinquent hoodlum maybe even a grease monkey.
>>285338980Tell me how the racist Confederates did
>>285338980No they needed to be eliminated as a threat to the Senj- I mean Konoha. Trust the Hokages, they know what they are doing.
>I have a confession to make i think that sasuke is a fucking gay ass fagget.Naruto is no better but at least his character has more testosterone
>>285338960(also Itachi)
>>285339086You wish. Itachi mid diffs Jiraiya
>>285339104
>>285339125>ignores contextI guess you believe Obito is Madara
>>285339125How fucked would Itachi and Kisame have been if they didn't run?
>>285339125>Kisame...>WE'RE RUNNING
>>285339166>how fucked would Jiraiya be if rolled on top of Amaterasu flames
>>285339137You mean Tobi? That's literally what he said, speed reader.
>>285339166Despite all the shit they throw out resilience isn't really the strong suit of many ninja unless plot demands it. A good kunai to the gut or heart of Itachi would kill him, and getting dissolved in stomach acid or whatever this technique does if completed would definitely kill him. Kisame it depends on if he could absorb chakra from the stomach.
>>285330087
>>285338601Orochimaru can't be bothered to have the sound four, so he replaced them with Tayuya and Kimimaro. Guy carries the opening with Itachi and his unit got killed by a fatty on meth and Shikamaru
>>285339209He'd just take his clothes off
>>285339250average naruto daily thread experience
>>285339387>Sasuke has flame control which lets him manipulate black flames, presumably even after they've been launched>instead of hitting Madara with a second batch of amaterasu after he strips his armor or making the flames move up to his head he just sword fights himI mean come on, what would blind Madara do if he got amaterasu on the face
>>285339086>(also Itachi)
How would he respond to the Uchiha coup attempt?
>>285339250>Even Zetsu is bored by this fight
>>285339445Tank it.
>>285339556He gets raped
>>285339083Delete this, dattebayo!
>>285339166Given that Itachi easily solo'd someone Jiraiya could never beat they wouldn't be fucked at all.
>>285339556Beat their leader in fair combat at his absolute best in front of the clan. Let him live if he says sorry/begs for his life so he can become stronger and fight me again. If he doesn't I kill him with honor and fight any other Uchiha who want to step up and not beg for forgiveness. After that I go home and drink a blue ribbon while watching NFL. EZ
>>285339730>Jiraiya could never beat>By Orochimaru's definition, Jiraiya is the better ninja
>>285339782yet by jiraiya's definition orochimaru is the better ninja.
>>285339730This happened before Maru completed the Tenka'ichi Budôkai he used to beat the 3rd hokage.
>>285339086Yes but we don't bring that upLet the Uchiha have their little gay shuriken fight in peace
>>285339820Orochimaru was still stronger than Jiraiya even without it.
>>285339782>>285339807That's actually really funny and ironic. I'd praise Kishimoto if it was intentional
>>285339948>all of those techniques>still the only sannin that diedlol
>>285339948This. We let Uchihas in peace, no need to remind them they job to sound genjutsu. As for Oro we don't even bring him up until he learns to a jutsu that isn't Rashomon walls.
>>285339985>Orochimaru lifemaxxed>Tsunade healingmaxxed>Jiraiya ninjutsumaxxedHuh... Orochimaru was right.
>>285340026>Orochimaru was right I meant Jiraiya...
>>285338676Pretty based. Not the own you think it is by spamming it
>>285340026Jiraiya also resolvemaxxed since he came back to life by sheer will. Oro intmaxxed as well, he's basically a nazi scientist. As for Tsunade she slutmaxxed.
>>285340005We've seen exactly two Uchiha hit by sound genjutsu. They both broke out of it.
>>285336540Sasuke saying "I have arrived" triggered us because it's a somewhat iconic line in Kengan. But you need to understand that it's not so much that the line is incredibly meaningful by itself, and more that at this point all Kengan readers have been turned into sleeper agents, activated by random words or motions, in completely unrelated contexts. I've taken psychological damage from the Detective Conan daily, for instance.
>>285340065You're glowing.
>>285340127Nah. They helped each other break out. They couldn't do it on their own. Pretty big antifeat.
>>285332516Kino
>>285332990>>285333125Ikemoto is unironically a better mangaka than Kishimoto
>fight is so boring the daily dies
>>285339556He would kill them all with his own hands
>>285340629I miss Jiraiya.
>>285340782His fight didn't suck too much despite being on the shorter side
>>285340161>They couldn't do it on their ownShadow clones.
>>285340828They clearly didn't think of that lmao
>>285340828Could you hide a shadow clone before fighting a Uchiha to break yourself out of a genjutsu if they catch you in one?
>>285340910No. Only Uchiha get these headcanon get out of jail cards
>>285340828Why doesn't Kakashit use shadow clones to create rasenchidori like Naruto does?
>>285340076Tsunade only had sex with Dan
>>285341033
>>285340859They didn't need to since they had each other.
>>285340910Yeah and that's what Naruto would've done before fighting the fake Itachi if Kishi wasn't a hack and didn't want to make Naruto's timeskip training look like a joke.
>>285341149>needThey lost.
>>285334321>I reject your reality and substitute my ownyou joke but this is literally a Sharingan power
>>285330740>Going by what Itachi said in the previous chapter, couldn't Madara and his brothers have simply swapped eyes so they could both get EMS?Yes but Itachi was lying (or ignorant, or retconned, but probably lying). Izuna got mortally wounded by Tobirama and willingly left his eyes to Madara.
>>285340978Fake prodigy, overrated jobber
>>285339125I have a question. How does this jutsu work?
>>285342611Feel the energy flow in your body and put it into the world
this fight exposed both Sasuke and Itachi as clowns and ruined them forever. They both lose what made them interesting
>>285342662>They both lose what made them interestingAnd what was that?
>>285342680for Sasuke it was avenging his clan and getting strong enough to kill the person who did it and for Itachi doing it to test his abilities and torture Sasuke only to get another power. Sasuke even loses his curse mark after this fight so he can't suffer any drawbacks
>>285342662It only ruined Sasuke
>>285329713So what are the limits of healthy Itachi with EMS and Shisui’s eye? Could he turn Tsunade into a double agent for the Akatsuki? Could he make Tsunade Naruto’s personal belly dance sexslave?
Remember when it took 4 jonin to restrain Neji from killing Hinata in chunin tournament?Why did Kishimoto decide to do him so dirty in Shippuden?
>>285342914You don't actually think those 4 jonin were needed.
>>285342914Guy and Kakashi wanted to stop the brain torture waves, Hayate is touching his slave mark he must know some Tokubetsu Jonin trick, and Kurenai is saving Hinata
>>285342877>I killed my parents and innocent people because Danzo told me to do it and some Uchiha Madara guy helped and killed most people, I only had to take down the weak ones.come on now
>>285342998Itachi is a goated character because he can drive the plot all by himself. Sasuke can't drive a plot and the writers of Boruto know this, that's not the mark of a good character.
>>285342925So why are they there? Posing for the group shot?
>>285343064>he can drive the plot all by himselfonly from asspulling the most retarded OP jutsus when the plot needs it (my Susanoo has a blade that can one-shot and seal opponents - and this is revealed in this very particular situation when I need to seal Orochimaru who conveniently came out of Sasuke right now)it's more like he IS a plot device
>>285330071What would non ms do if you combine it with your ms
>>285343090deus ex machina all according to keikaku 420d chess solo king reigns supreme
>>285343073Yes.
>>285335540Doesn't Itachi intuitively use Tsunade's chakra punch at like age 7 in a novel? They're just published fanfiction.
>>285343669sounds like natural Kishimoto canon to me
>>285330161Its kino, genjutsu fights are always the most fun ones
>>285335357Lolwut
>>285332238a better world...
>>285329900I wonder how the snakes feel about being summoned only to get hurt ;_;
>>285344062Don't worry, it's a genjutsu.
>>285330087Thank you, slave.This chapter had some truly atrocious dialogue.
>>285329768I feel sorry for the translator.
>>285332311>>285344062>>285344072the genjutsu is a genjutsusasuke thinks he's casting the genjutsu of genjutsu but it's Itachi's genjutsu on Sasuke
>>285344181That makes sense.
>>285344181yo dawg I heard you like genjutsu
>>285344181why didn't solo king just use tsukuyomi and ggez?>inb4 he was throwing on purpose
Holy shit this shit was so ass back in 2007-8 that made me quit reading it weekly, losing one month in stupid genjutsus for the fight to end witha fart.
>>285332744after killing his clan and cutting ties with the village Itachi still needed a source of income. He already knew Obito, so good chance he said to him>hey, I've got this mercenary group full of other ninja who cut ties with their villages. Pay is pretty good. Wanna join?
>>285344366>we have this one guy that's autistic about money and does bounty hunts all day to pay for all of us
>>285344218kek
>>285344258
>>285332744Solo God knew about Black Zetsu. the ending of the manga is entirely Itachi's plan
>>285332807Solo king sugoi, bocchan! Subarashii?
>>285344494Hiruzen was only picked for 3rd Hokage because Itachi wasn't born yet
>>285335593Itachi runs out of chakra after 3 MS uses
>>285333808can ikemoto draw one character smiling, or at least a comedy scene? they feel like the same character drawn differently having a monologue while being constipated
>>285329845It's like two Ryu mains just throwing out hadokens for the first 10 seconds of a fight
>>285329845Uchihabros.... Are we TENTEN tier?
>>285339556>>285339763Minato is so badasss and he owns the best home in konoha he aslo probably has a big sport fishing boat to.
>>285344755they're not throwing anything...
>>285344843I always like how the houses were built. Keeping the main house off the ground would help alot with bugs. If anything it should have larger windows on both sides of the house so you can create a natural draft for maximum cooling.
Sasuke's daughter looks like a high class hooker
>>285344899There is something about Boruto character design that I can't quite put to word but find utterly repulsive.
>>285344988a female Uchiha
Im just going to dump the rest of borutos charachter chapters.https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tlY-LIuT6npeKKVTeeAIozW-K4NaZWvF/view
>>285342914
Minato is so badass he cooks for his wife and wears pink apron. probably pees sitting too
>>285345543>bijuu chakra hax molemanNaruto is the strongest fighter in the tournament at that point, even shukaku jobs to him. Neji is the second best though.
>>285345662Neji got his jaw blown out
>>285345543Why didn't Naruto use his ability to dig at extremely high speeds while having 100% awareness of the surface in any other fight?
>>285345662Speaking of moleman, how exactly did Naruto dig up that tunnel and where did the displaced dirt go? Does he have some hidden jutsu Kishimoto didn't show us which he never uses again?
>>285344889 Anon i think that entire thing is his , even the cylo vastle looking thing os part of the elevation. >but why run the water tanks on top of the roof???
>>285345616based dad
>>285345733Talk no jutsu, he convinced the earth to move by connecting to it on a personal level
>>285334078Because pretty much everybody had their personality flipped.
>>285345616
>>285334078it's from Road to Ninja: Naruto the Movie
Why is Naruto so ugly? I know kids fuck you up but it looks like he has birthed them himself
>>285346399sadly our hero settled for the ugly girl in town
>>285346247Why does the Clone cancel out anyway? Naruto seems to well trained in this move with a shit ton of Chakra for it to just cancel like this.
>>285346438Who else would be fit for him.
>>285346399Just the anime artstyle not doing the design justice. Always liked the way he was drawn by Kishi.
>>285346504he felt cucked by his clone
>>285346623Couldnt he hold clones in another dimension during the pain fight? He cant hold a basic one holding a cake? Just silly writing. Like didn't kid Naruto make thousands of clones at once in the first story in the series? Just seems crazy he cant hold this one clone for a day.
>>285346508
>>285346830>still seething 10 years laterI hope you stay mad about it forever, lmao.
Always remind them that this is canon.
>>285347173I was expecting raikage
>>285346399I just don't get the point of his new hair. I thought his blonde pseudo-afro look was iconic, why bother changing it?
>>285347209We know you were, pablo.
>>285347281Why is she such a jobber?
>>285346399Bro looks skinny fat. He should bench more to get bigger pecs
>>285347173Cannon does not mean good
>>285347281That's everything in part 2 if the floor is being an actual ninja.
>>285347370You're forgetting about someone
>>285347383>summoning frogs that shoot oil is being an actual ninja
>>285332404>>285330406>>285344072Not entirely.The Shuriken spam was not Genjutsu, you can see them lying on the floor for the rest of the fight
>>285347423They're ninja wizards, yeah. Shooting elements and summoning animals was part of the toolkit since Kakashi vs Zabuza.
>>285347342Your constant spam will always mean seethe, though.
>>285347370Zetsu was the most ninja ninja ever. He would just collect data and report back to his master. Constantly hiding in the shadows and wearing a black cloak. Very Ninja.
>>285347523He just teleports around and everyone ignores him.
>>285347173This is not a canon this is a fan animation of animator who worked on Naruto/Boruto
>>285329845 so where did itachi carry his shuriken??
>>285347669in the genjutsu
>>285347669It's a genjutsu so doesnt matter.
>>285344899>high classNot even.
>>285332950WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ADULTS IN THIS FUCKING SERIES.WHY DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT THE 4TH FUCKING TIME THE VILLAGE HAS BEEN INVADED BY THESE OUTSIDERS LIKE 3 YEARS? WHERE IS KAKASHI, TSUNADE, ANY OF THE OLD TEAMS?When the fucking 9 tails attacked the leaf, the 3rd Hokage came out of retirement to fight along side Mianto.
>>285347719it's real though
>>285347464Its not its fan fiction lolA lot of people are not content with hinata and Naruto’s relationship in bort, Ino showed way more chemistry than a married naruto and hinata.
>>285347857Now this i can not refute. An aryan power couple.
>>285347834let's not pretend Guy, Jiraiya, Tsunade and all Jonins did anything when Orochimaru attacked the village. I get that Bort is shit but you can't say that when the main series had this problem as well. It feels better because their powers were revealed after the happenings but it's really no difference
>>285348193>GuyHe was literally fighting along side Kakashi during the Konoha Crush>JiraiyaHe wasn't in the village >Tsunade She wasn't in the village and hadn't been for years>all the JoninLiterally every Jonin, include the all the genin's parents were fighting during the Konaha crush, the original Ino–Shika–Chō reformed to fight during the Konoha crush. Boruto expects you simply not to ask the simple question of "where the fuck are all the jonin"
>>285348254>He was literally fighting along side Kakashi during the Konoha Crushhe was fighting random fodder ninjas while Sasuke was sent to beat GaaraKakashi even had a conversation with Orochimaru in the exams after sealing the curse mark on Sasuke.>>Jiraiya>He wasn't in the villagehe trained Naruto for the chunin exams, he was in the village. and he watched everything>>Tsunade>She wasn't in the village and hadn't been for years
>>285348358Kakashi already knew he didn't stand a chance against Orochimaru for one.Second, he and Guy couldn't fight Orochimaru even if they weren't fighting the Sand ninjas because Orochimaru put that barrier up.It doesn't change the fact that it was all hands on deck during the Konoha Crush and every single jonin was fighting.
MANGEKYOU IN THE EYYYYES
>>285348395>Kakashi already knew he didn't stand a chance against Orochimaru for one.not an excuse. we see him later coming to fight Itachi and Kisame>because Orochimaru put that barrier up.what stopped him from finding a weakness, teleporting inside or whatever? HE HAD 1000 JUTSUS>every single jonin was fighting.and Orochimaru could just use take Hiruzen hostage while Sound 4 put a barrier while no one attacked them... it's all plot shit...Why wasn't anyone like Kakashi sent to help when Sasuke left the village? it's stupid shonen tropes for tards
>>285347281Shonen media literacy is so dogshit.
>>285342914I know that shonen is for literal children so readers don't gravitate towards proper understanding of what's happening if it's not explicitly stated but it didn't take 4 jonin to restrain him. 4 jonin CHOSE to restrain him because they felt it was going too far. Kurenai to save Hinata, Guy to stop his student from murdering his defenseless cousin, Hayate for his duty as proctor, and Kakashi because Kakashi's just a swell guy.
>>285348652>and Kakashi because Kakashi's just a swell guy.Neji was about to use THAT jutsu
what if we actually get the 4 episodes by the end of 2026?
>>285349307Not happening
>>285342914In retrospect, Neji was absolutely right they were protecting the rich noble daughter while they didnt care if other kids die in the tournament. Kurenai and guy were understandable but kakashi and the other who dont.
>>285349637put some respect on ourguy
>>285344988It's ikemoto's art
>>285346209It's weird how early concepts of Minato always made him look pissed or never smiling. Prefer that version
>>285346508Ayame
>>285347523What's up with the Venus fly trap?
>>285348652>Asuma knew better than to stop a chance for children to kill each otherTruly a chip off the old block.
>>285350662..........................it looked cool
>>285342914>JOBji when a glorified chunin actually fights him instead of just holding him
>>285347342Neither does your fanfiction
>>285347857They never actually talked in canon until Boruto.
>>285349637Only Kurenai (and i guess Asuma) knew Hiashi didn't care about Hinata's life desu.
>>285349307I'd be shocked if they were good.
>>285347342>Off model (SH)art
>>285351182Part 1 fights were definitely much more interesting. The only fight I actually like in part 2 is Deidara vs Sasuke, despite the BS ending. Even Jiraiya's fight just feels like exposition. Reading this as a daily really shows how bad Naruto is. Especially part 2.
>>285348652That's a retarded take. The clear intent Kishi was trying to give here was "look how cool and tough Neji is, it takes like 4 grown jonins to stop him from killing Hinata". Also, "restrain" here is supposed to mean "stop the fighting without having to resort to killing him", because clearly Neji wasn't supposed to be stronger than 4 jonins combined in this arc. You're a moron.
>>285351458The fights with Deidara and Sasori in the Kazekage arc were fine. Deidara vs Sasuke has too much bullshit and Uchiha wank in it though.
>>285351467Neji also wasn't supposed to be jonin level in part 1 either.
>>285351504>The fights with Deidara and Sasori in the Kazekage arc were fineYeah, they weren't horrible. The anime definitely improved on the Sasori fight though.
>>285348586No hinata ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>285351467>The clear intent Kishi was trying to give here was "look how cool and tough Neji is, it takes like 4 grown jonins to stop him from killing Hinata".>clear intentOnly to retards like you. The intent was to show how fucked up what he's doing is and how seriously the jonin take it. God, you're so fucking dumb. I can't believe you wrote those words and your brain didn't rupture from retardation after.
We're close to Naruto vs Pain and Sasuke vs Bee
>>285351794I sleep
>>285351844Nah, these are legitimately good fights. Or if you want to be pedantic, they're a huge step up from these part 2 AND part 1 fights (Naruto vs Gaara excluded maybe)
>>285351669Keep proving me right.
>>285351879>they're a huge step up from the Sound 4 and Chunin exams No, they're not, lmao.
>>285351879Naruto vs. Gaara isn't even in the top 3 fights in part 1.
>>285351907Yes, they are. Especially Naruto vs Pain, one of the longest and most tactical fights drawn by Kishimoto, believe it or not.>>285351927It's pretty much the best fight in part 1. What are the other contenders? Naruto vs Sasuke sucked ass.
>>285351937You're just going to shit on them no matter what I say so why should I bother?
>>285351937>What are the other contenders?Lee vs Gaara and Neji vs Kidomaru come to mind.
>>285351973Yeah don't bother exposing your trash taste.
>>285351321>>285351230
>>285351937You're straight up retarded if you think Naruto vs Pain is WAY better than all fights from part 1.
>>285351994Lee vs gaara is only great in the anime, and Neji vs Kidomaru is alright but also suffers from some flaws. Certainly not anywhere close to the level of Naruto vs Gaara or Naruto vs Pain
>>285351995You'd call it trash no matter what. How about you tell me some fights you think are good besides Naruto vs. Gaara and I'll tell you if I agree?
>>285343073Yes, just look at Kurenai.
>>285351879VotE part 1 is better
>>285347320Is Hinata still letting him subsist on a diet of nothing but ramen? You won't get good gains eating that.
>>285352078Nah. Naruto vs Pain is one of the only times Kishimoto actually bothered DRAWING a fucking fight that lasted longer than 12 pages.>>285352103Kakashi vs Zabuza is alright, Lee vs Gaara is an obvious one. Neji vs Kidomaru isn't very good but it's still one of the best ones which says a lot. I guess Gaara vs Kimimaro was good too. Not much more than that really, Kishimoto just doesn't draw the fucking fights.>>285352137Lol. VotE 1 was thoroughly trashed when it was dumped.
>>285352228>Nah. Naruto vs Pain is one of the only times Kishimoto actually bothered DRAWING a fucking fight that lasted longer than 12 pages.Kek, you're a deluded and pathetic moron. Also just because a fight lasts longer doesn't necessarily mean it's better. Not to mention that most part 1 fights look way better than the Pain one because of the better artstyle.
>>285352228You are over-rating Naruto vs Pain
>>285352015Looks AI
>>285352228I personally rate Kakashi vs. Zabuza, Neji vs. Kidomaru, and Hinata vs. Neji higher. The last isn't spectacular in terms of choreography or anything, but its emotional content is incredibly high. Naruto vs. Gaara is very good in terms of the physicality of the fight and Naruto's tactics, but they don't really know each other beyond the "he's literally me" they got from a couple of lines of dialogue. Their motivations are independent of one another, which is okay, Kakashi and Zabuza are like that too, but it kinda feels like they're talking past each other.
>>285352313Being longer doesn't mean it's necessarily good but being 10 pages short very likely mean it's trash because there's no time to draw a fight at all. That's the issue. Kishimoto DOES NOT draw fights. Naruto vs Pain is one of the few exceptions.By the way, Sasuke vs Danzo is also one of the better fights.>>285352325I'm being very accurate. Naruto vs Pain actually received that amount of praise during the storydump of 2020 compared to the other shitty fights.
>had to have Hinata come in and nearly kill herself so he could transform and not be captured>had to have Minato seal the Ninetails inside his head again and have him get an instaheal>and all this while Pain was already handicapped at the start of the fight I don't remember part 1 Naruto having to rely on so many shitty Deus ex machinas in his fights.
>>285352228>>285352431Neji vs Kidomaru was like an entire volume long. Are you really this retarded and disingenuous?
>>285352431My god you have so much shit taste it's embarrassing, lmao.
>>285352403I'll praise Hinata vs Neji as well, it was pretty good. Emotionally and even some choreography.>>285352500It's 4 to 5 chapters long. Which is a decent length. I'm criticizing the fact the fight is retarded and Neji just stands in one spot for 3 of these 5 chapters for no reason until he remembers he can just oneshot the guy by holding one thread.>>285352556More like you have zero idea of what makes a fight good or bad. All you do is judge by whether it's in the half of the story you like. Truth is, Kishimoto fucking sucks at drawing in general. Naruto vs Pain is one of his few good ones.
>>285352474He got bailed out by Kurama chakra in pretty much every part 1 fight.I'm still angry at how Narutos jinchuriki status just gives him a free win ticket in every fight despite having zero control over it, yet jinchuriki with full control just job offscreen.
>>285352431>I'm being very accurate.No, you're not, you're a biased and tasteless moron. Also what people itt say is pretty meaningless, most normal fans think that Shikamaru vs Hidan and Choji vs Jirobo were really good fights.
>>285352651>most normal fans think that Shikamaru vs Hidan and Choji vs Jirobo were really good fightsThey're retarded, and so are you for thinking it depends on """normal""" fans. There are reasons why these fights mostly suck.
Naruto vs Kiba is underrated.
>>285352431>Naruto vs Pain actually received that amount of praiseYou sure people weren't meme'ing? Are you going to say Madara vs the alliance was peak of the series because of all the "Enters" he got?
>>285352648He didn't use Kurama in his fight with Kabuto and I think Gaara. Also the only time Kurama actually made him win a fight was against Neji.
>>285352628>I'll praise Hinata vs Neji as wellGood bait
>>285352749People weren't memeing, there was actual discussion about the qualities of this part and not just a big amount of ENTERs. Kys
>>285352747The fart was pretty lame.
>>285352797>there was actual discussion about the qualities of this partLol.
>>285352827I'm surrounded by mouthbreathing retards like you, but that's all on me for clicking on a fucking Naruto thread.
>>285352747Nah, it was pretty terrible. It was also really annoying how every time Naruto got up after Kiba hit him was treated as really triumphant. The animation for it in the anime was pretty bad, too.
>>285352747It's not that bad but the tactics are too barebones to really get going anywhere.
>>285352803That's the only real low point in the fight. Naruto proved himself to his peers, used what used to be his worst jutsu to out smart his opponent, manage to copy Sasuke's moves (out of spite or lack of creativity), and it's also his first real fight without being carried by his fox.
>>285352847Oh boy, It's you again
>>285352958>"man you guys are fucking retards">WHAT? YOU'RE CALLING ME OUT AGAIN?Dude.
>>285344899>genetics of Karin and Sasuke>raised by SakuraCouldn't have happened any other way
>>285352942>That's the only real low point in the fightNot really >>285352879
>>285352879>>285353189It's supposed to be triumphant. It's the first time Naruto is confronting his shame. It makes more sense than his literally me speeches with every villain who has a completely different backstory than him.
>>285352775Explain what's bad about it.
>>285353046No, you just say the same shit that makes you stand out. Incredibly pretentious with nothing to back it up.
YOU ARE MY FRIENDAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH