Afterparty...!!
>>285455526 what did everyone think of today's chapter?
>>285461551I still believe that susano is fine without legs. The only person who should maybe have that is Madara
>>285461572>today's chapterIt was a shitshow>today's thread Matched the chapter
Rajsuke thread. Let him have fun with his LLMs in peace. Nothing else to add here.
>>285461572Hail oda
>>285461691>>285461654What was that about not posting?
>>285461572Funniest shit I've ever seen
>Both colored storytime and Daily become utter dogshit because current day Narutofags can't container their aggressive mental illness, forcing multiple OPs to be replaced>Also thread hijackingThe past always repeats itself.
>>285461572Unironically the most bullshit chapter yet.
>>285462336Can I get a QRD on the storytime?
>>285462336Threads always go fine until Sakon shows up. I don't know what to tell you anon.
Absolute dumbest shit ever. Dropped
>>285462825We had threads go up in flames even when he wasn't posting. We have terminal shitposters.
>who made the totsuka blade?>where did Itachi find it?>uhhh, who cares bro he's the solo king
This is where the series gets SUPER asspully
Whenever it's not thread drama it's just complaints about the writing anyways, why do we even have Naruto threads? People clearly do not like it.
>>285462949I was okay with until the Ten Tails arc>>285463034I do like it.
>>285463083>I do like it.Lies. I'm convinced everyone in those threads is just there to complain about something.
>>285463127I don't usually complain. I don't usually post when things go nuts....
>>285461616Are you trying to discuss the chapter? How dare you?
>>285461551>It's not a general thread.
>>285464115/sfg/ - Sasukefag GeneralA general dedicated to the discussion of Sasukefag
>>285462360>Random retard says he wants to start a daily Naruto thread because One Piss has one>Thread is constantly attacked. Multiple chapters dumped at times. Constant complaints that retard is forcing ANOTHER Naruto storytime>This all happens after the board has been attacked by a very dedicated autist that made /dbs/-like Naruto threads and called them /Nart/>Austist made his entire personality revolve around Sasuke>Eventually became known as Sauskefaggot/fag and other known variants>Some anons requested the Daily OP to create a nametag so they can filter out the fake threads>Anon becomes Dailyramen>Dailyramen gets banned every now and then for whatever reason>OP starts to divulge personal information about himself>Dedicated autist(possibly Sauskefag) starts attacking Dailyramen >Points out he works in the warehouse>Points out his bunny avatar from One Piss>This OP gets banned again >Sakon takes over the daily(possibly the OG with different name)>Retard never comes back to he OP>Abandons his original quest to dump all 700 chapters>Sakon keeps dumping, every now and then there's threads full of shitposting and hijack attempts>Eventually dies out>Threads start to go stale during Part 2>Sakon starts baiting for drama in his threads>Threads become drama central>Sakon announces he can't continue posting at normal times and will have to start posting later>Random anon starts posting at 12-1 PST>Random anon claims he just wants to keep the daily consistent for posting times>Sakon attempts to take storytime back and dumps a chapter that's already been dumped>Thread gets scrubbed>Anon continues dumping>Sakon seethes sometimes with his Trip, sometimes as an anon>Every now and then Sakon dumps a chapter when he has work offTLDR; Retard started daily. Took on a nametag. Got bullied. New nametag took over. Indulged in drama. Got soft banned. Shows up every now and then to post drama threads.
>>285464264You retard. I asked for a QRD on the STORYTIME, not the daily.
>>285464289Retard tried posting a colored storytime. Got bullied for being a colorfag. Eventually gave up after finishing SRA and never continued part 2.
>>285464264Nart wasn't dbs lite since it wasn't constant shitposts.
I'm going to hug Itachi.
>>285464399You can't
>>285464289>>285462360>circa mid 2023>Anon says he's interested in storytiming Naruto since he supposedly hasn't read the manga in its entirety, and that it'd be the colored version to stand out from the 2020 one>Gets mixed responses from the then /bort/ general because it was "too early" and colored was bad but he decided to do it anyway>Everything was going fine until like around the end of land of waves/early chunin exams some shitposter tried his hardest to hijack the dump or just get it killed as spam by dumping the volume earlier or dumping more volumes in advance>Dumper 1 was a rookie at this so he made some mistakes that were elevated up to 11 by the schizo(s), also he had a pass which was apparently a problem(?).>Dumper 1 says he's not even able to read the chapters while dumping and wasn't having fun anymore so he dropped.>Dumper 2 picked up where he left but the complaints and hijacks didn't stop so he also left eventually.>Dumper 3 was inconsistent as fuck, infamously needed AN ENTIRE day to dump one of the volumes, at that point the morale of the storytime was so bad that he ended up stopping at part 1.
@285464264The funny part about the Australian pedophile here is his attempts at trying to bullshit his own narratives that are verifiably false when you look at the archives.
>>285464312You forgot that it had multiple OPs.
>>285464382Learn to read
>>285461616I still think it was terrible even without them. Especially since Itachi pulled it out of his ass to counter Sauce's ultimate and jutsu and then he no-diffed a (supposedly) full powered Orochimaru when he was blind and near death.
>>285464589I thought you weren't going to post?>>285461739Really can't help yourself, huh?
>>285463034It's fun to talk about how shitty it is. Also part 1 was genuinely good, unlike the current shitshow.
>>285462825We've already reached a point where there are posts saying Sakon is replying without his trip.What stops the schizo from just assuming everyone he doesn't like is actually Sakon like he did with Ramen?
@285464684>fregoli delusions
>>285464264>>285464557Why does Naruto need so many storytimes?
>>285464711He already does that by saying everyone is his boogeyman.
>>285464264>Points out he works in the warehouseYou outted yourself dramafag, Ramen never said he actually worked at a warehouse.
>>285464711Sakon isn't very subtle without his trip and says a lot of the same shit shitposters do. Also, threads always go to garbage when he posts or reveals he's online. Also also, posts that try to detract away from him/defend him tend to be him samefagging. You know what would solve that? If he dumped his trip. There has been nothing wrong with the daily lately until he got his panties in a twist over hijack drama.
>>285464790>Ramen never said he actually worked at a warehouseYes he did. Newfag.
>>285464800>There has been nothing wrong with the daily lately You forgot the schizo samefagger who brings up his drama everyday is the biggest issue.
>>285464800The first 10 post hack threads were pretty comfy and chill, the tripfags aren't really the problem but rather the retard that has no impulse over them.
jeetsukejeet’s brown thumbtack is still getting a raging stiffy because he misses his warehouse bunny and can’t fight the intrusive homoerotic thoughts swimming in his braincar
>>285464557So if I'm getting this right>There was a storytime in 2020>There was another storytime in 2023>People complained that it was "too early">Meaning a 3 year gap is not enough time to recover from reading 700 chapters of Naruto>This annoyed people so bad that it the second storytime was dropped after Part 1 >Meanwhile Dailyramen shows up in 2024, one year after the last storytime and decides he wants to dump everything>This is okay somehow>He disappears but someone else takes over and still wants to go 700 days >This is okay somehow>Now there's talks of also dumping Naruto SD, Boruto, Boruto 2 and Samurai 8 right after the 700 chapters of Naruto>This is okay somehow>And there's another guy who said he would restart the daily from Chapter 1 as soon as Chapter 700 was done, the very next day>This is OKAY somehowJust admit it's all out of spite for fuck's sake.
>>285464725Huh you learn something new every day, this legitimately feels like a staple part of terminally-online fuckheads
>>285464829He didn't actually, that was something the schizo kept saying because it matched his schedule.Then other anons just went along with it on the shitposting war.
>>285464921So didja get bullied in school or some shit?
>>285464921Most of the people that complained about that left shortly after that shitshow.Also, the daily started in 2025.
>>285464711>What stops the schizo from just assuming everyone he doesn't like is actually Sakon like he did with Ramen?Just like you do every single thread accusing everyone of being "the jeet"?
>>285465029I don't, that's another anon.
>>285464856>You forgot the schizo samefagger who brings up his drama everyday is the biggest issueWdym? The obsessor?
>>285464999>Also, the daily started in 2025November or December 2024. Fucking newfag.
>>285464921I think the next dumps (besides the restart [it probably wasn't serious anyway]) could be salvaged by being volume dumps instead of dailies.
>>285465093*takes my elbow and crushes jeetsuke’s larynx* FUCK that felt sugoi
>>285464884>the tripfags aren't really the problemIdk anon. There's no reason Sakon HAS to post with his trip other than the fact he likes people talking about him. If he dumped the chapter today at the same time, nobody would have known it was him, unless the other anon dumped it again. The fact there was only 1 thread dumped means he probably would have just let it stand.
>>285465093Yeah, my bad.But that's close enough.
>>285465085Yep>>285465099No, they want them to be dailies specifically to drag this out possibly into 2030.
>>285464937He legitimately said he worked in a warehouse. I'm not going to bother and search the archives, but he divulged that information himself.
>>285465127This really feels like a (You) problem.
>>285465164I've been present for every thread besides the first 5 days post hack, i'm 100% sure he never said he worked at a warehouse he just never denied he did.
I hate periods
>>285465085Yea. He does it without fail. He accuses everyone of being him too.
Naruto threads are so devoid of organic traffic these days that I don't even believe that anyone is actually stumbling upon the shitfest that is the literal criminal having a hissy fit every day just by sheer chance, especially when they're very obviously not posting any images on purpose despite the fact that this is an IMAGEBOARD.
>>285461791one thing that grinds my gears in naruto are legendary artifacts which don't really do jackshit. i guess we had that legendary sealing urn near the end of the series which did a thing. that's kind of it tho?yeah, weapons overall are so pointless in this manga.
>>285465168Nah. Sakon has already admitted(by omission) he can't keep up the schedule. Based anon will be on time tomorrow, I have faith.
>>285465221He did. I'm sorry you don't remember. I'm sure you can find when threads started bringing it up and find the post he mentioned it.
Why don't all of you just cut the shit? Like at this point it's confirmed that Sakon is going to daily dump Naruto SD and Samurai 8 despite his weird schedule (but he supposedly can't wait to fuck off from /a/ and he's only here for Naruto).And then the other guy is going to do Boruto as a daily as well. And none of these will be running at the same time, they will wait until one is done to continue with the other. I'm pretty sure the Daily Naruto restart was a legitimate threat too.
>>285465271huh there's drama in these threads?why though, there's no stakes in this 10 year old series
>>285465271I'm not reading any other daily after this one is finished. They can spite dump all they want.
>>285465271you act like you're genuinely fucking sobbing dude, why are you so afraid to be real on an anonymous site
>>285465236Im shocked the jannies haven't dealt with him yet
>>285465271>This would end in July of 2029 Insane mental illness.
>>285465268Literally search "warehouse" and "ware house" through all his trips in the archives, no results.
>>285465271I hope he only dumps SD. Don't care for the rest
>>285465302Something that's outright bananas to me is that people on Twitter are way more direct with what they're feeling than people on 4chan, the fuck happened to this place?
>>285465299I'm not dumping Boruto out of spite.
>>285465417No, you're doing a friendly dump of chaos. You see, it's not the same......
>spitespitespitespitespiteSpite for fucking WHATMy god this site didn't feel this incoherent even just 5 years ago
>>285465362Sounds like a you problem.
>>285465486>Spite for fucking WHATFor one deranged shitposter that you should be IGNORING, not feeding
>>285465466I've actually been wanting a Boruto dump since some anons in the old /bort/ were fantasizing a future Naruto storytime (oh, if only they knew).If you look in the archives you'll easily find a post of mine saying "we should wait until Boruto is near the 30 volumes mark so we'd storytime the IP in its entirety", obviously i didn't want to be the dumper at the time but things don't always go your way.
>>285465523My brother in christ, the burden of proof is on you.
>>285465530>For one deranged shitposter that you should be IGNORING, not feedingLITERALLY fucking whom'st
>>285465362Skill issue. Search harder, slave.
>>285465566>I've actually been wanting a Boruto dump sinceYou're insane if you think anyone's gonna take this post seriously after this sentence.
>>285465530>ignore shitposter>He samefags until people give him attention
>>285465530This. Never evet reply to dramafag. He samefags bur we can't do anything about it
>>285465596Nah. I remember him saying he worked in a warehouse. It's not my problem you don't, you can try to memory-hole it, but I thought he was a dumbass the moment he let the information out.
>>285465615I didn't want it because i actually like it, i just want to experience the car crash wreck.
it’s pretty humble blue collar work but sasukecurry thinks it’s negative izzat
>all the Uchiha abilities are named after various deities/gods>Uchiha are stated to have their own religion that outsiders think is kinda weirdthey're ninja Mormons, lol
>>285465628>He samefags until people give him attentionYou literally complain if he does something and if he doesn't. If someone shits up the place, it's him. If everything's too peaceful, he's plotting something. If the thread is dead, he's sperging out somewhere else. If there's a lot of discussion, it's all his samefagging. Holy fuck you unbelievable tool.
>>285465367>pink acting like she has any special chakra movesjej
>>285465724>If everything's too peaceful, he's plotting something.???
>>285465724>he's plotting something.No one has said this
I wanna hold hand with Itachi
i still think ramen and sakon are the same
you're never getting your sexilicious warehouse bunny back
>>285465842Hi Sakon
I wish Itachi was real.
>Go through all of Ramens trips (even the ones i previously misremembered) searching "Warehouse", "ware house", "job" and "work".>Got timed out for searching too muchActual clown website.
Why is there already color photography in the time of the first hokage? is his era the 1970s??
if you think everyone in these threads that aren't yourself are sakon, the obsessesor, the psychoanalyst, etc., that's all well and good but that raises the big question: why are you then holding conversations trying to act like you're explaining the history of the daily to newfags? you think you're talking to people that have been there since day 1
>>285465956Lol
I bet 20 bucks this guy saw an anon saying they work at a warehouse or defending the job and the fag just assumed it was ramen without his trip.
>ask Sakon why he posts with his trip>on multiple occasions he replies with some variation of "because it makes you seethe"And that's why i know he's a drama-obsessed faggot
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279291145https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279291194https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279295776
>this faggot thinks we all have the memory of a goldfish and is trying to damage controlDailywarehouse...is that you?
>>285466066>and the fag just assumed it was ramen without his tripLike you do every time you see something you don't like and say "the jeet did it/the jeet posted it"?
>>285466073Seems like it's working as intended.
>>285466078>no tripcodehrmm
>>285466110This is the second time in this very thread that i've been accused of being the jeetposter.
>>285466146>Damage controlHmmm
>>285466122Sakon...
Why don't you people ever post fucking goddamn images? What are you hiding?
There are a lot of>X would have lost in they didn't do/have YLike damn nigga how do people shit like that without seeing the cope
>>285466206I don't have many pics that are appropriate for this shitfling desu.
>>285466206What did he mean by this?
>Immediate radio silenceYou guys fucking scared of IMAGES?? Huh? HUNH???
>Ramen/Sakon posts personal information"Ummmm well, you know, that wasn't posted with his trip or anything that identifies him, so giving him the benefit of the doubt would be most reasonable, wouldn't you agree?">Literally any bad post on the website (multiple boards)"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! IT'S HIM! I KNOW IT! HE CONFESSED TO IT IN THIS ANONYMOUS POST!"
We /dbs/ now?
HOARGHHH I'M SCARED OF POSTING IMAGES ok but why? You're on fucking 4CHAN my dude, why are you scared of images? You a fucking bitch and a half?
>>285466206They're afraid of being tracked and they wouldn't be able to pretend and point fingers as easily
>>285466206Because its blatant samefagging
>>285466174>Ramen pretends to be multiple(?) anons mocking and his job so people don't think that's his actual jobNot even Shikamaru and Itachi would think of this 5D chess.
>>285466295The posts you linked are literally not ramen and it wouldn't even make sense for them to be him.
We desperately need the IP counter back and IPs
>>285466314I am so fucking glad I'm not the only one that's felt this way, any time you step into a thread that's like>398 posts/13 imagesI know that something is really fuckin' off
>>285466388The IP counter being cut was probably the worst thing to happen to this website.
>>285465802>i still think ramen and sakon are the sameWhy?
>>285464264Literal Indian fanfiction.
>>285466407Sakura my beloved...
>>285466475>Instantly jobbing to pinkshitKonohamaru is a retard.
>>285466443>no proof Ramen ever stopped posting>the bunny avatar is gay as fuck for a guy to use>sakon is an open homosexual>either ramen gave up on his goal to post all 700 chapters himself, which is pathetic and should be ridiculed, or he changed his name to Sakon to dissuade multiple comments complaining about him. i.e. working in a warehouse, liking one piss>Sakon would always mention Ramen in his OPs when nobody asked or cared>Sakon loves his 'your sexy little bunny' cringe comments>Whenever Sakon or Ramen get called out for being faggots, always someone to defend them>both add stupid commentary while they dump the chaptersMaybe they're not the same person, but the threads are noticeably better without them posting or mentioned
>>285466515Compelling
So when the kangaroo cops arrest you will you just scrawl piss all over your prison cell
>>285466413I don't get why it was removed to begin with>>285466407I never noticed. That is weird.....
>>285466515He's so contradictory too>sakon is an open homosexual>Whenever Sakon or Ramen get called out for being faggots, always someone to defend themReally makes you thikngAlso>>285466548>Instant unrelated provoking comment after being called outHm...
>>285466574>IESLBI cachinnate.
>SilenceLol
>>285466574He's here.....don't reply....
Every so often in one of the /vg/ generals I’m in some 30 year old manbaby failed artfag pedophile schizo will skulk back in every few weeks to rage about his nemesis **readc*p and to this day I still have no idea what exactly caused him to be fuming about this shit literal years later, but after seeing the events of this daily unfold over the past few months I assume all of these guys are peas in a pod and literally form one-sides rivalries thinking they’re fighting an epic anime war
>>285466515Oh. Forgot to mention he samefags he mass reports because the jeet posts rarely get scrubbed but any posts complaining about him or ramen get scrubbed a lot when he's online.
don't care about any drama. I want to fuck pregnant Kushina
>>285466794Holy fuck that happened to me. >>285466719Vg has a lot of nutters.....
>>285466901She's filled with another man's cum, you know that right?
>>285466944Yeah, I've had a post scrubbed for calling out Ramen before, and coincidentally, Sakon was dumping. It really jogged the almonds.
>>285466073Have you considered not seething instead?
>>285466999Are you gonna be a good slave and post on time tomorrow, or you too busy with the warehouse job?
>>285465367I forgot we even had the collab. What was the plot anyway?
Uh oh, incoming Rajsuke meltie barrage
>>285467023Kek
>>285466794>jeet posts rarely get scrubbedJust remembered, whatever happened to the racist Mexican posts? Did he just switch tunes because those got reported more?
>>285466954and i will add mine
This nightmare will end around 13 June 2029.Hopefully...
>>285465975VHS and computers exist in the naruto-verse. it's bare-minimum equivalent to the the 1990s.
>>285467166I'm bouncing after this daily, I'm convinced many other anons are sticking around for the shitty dailies after this.
>>285467144>and i will add mineReally don't understand how there's people that don't get grossed out by this.
>>285466901hearty Uzumaki milk
>>285467198Aren't* sticking around
>>285466993You could see through the genjutsu lol
why doesnt naruto just rape sasuke?
>>285467198>>285467220You're being too optimistic, but I fully expect these threads to never improve until all the Kishimoto-related series are daily'd and completed. And even then they're going to restart the entire Naruto one after they end so they're probably going to keep Naruto daily chapters perpetually on the board. The ride never ends.
seems like people don't want to discuss Naruto, they are more interested in drama and shitting on each other for petty reasons
>>285467282>discuss NarutoSeems kind of pointless with much circular redundant yapping
And to think all this could've been avoided (and if not it at least would've ended already) if only it was a regular storytime instead of one chapter a day. But nooooo, wan piss did it too... We NEED to be like them...
>>285467277I think a lot of anons will move on and outgrow this. I'm only sticking with this daily because it's the last "unique" way to post Naruto. I was in the storytimes. I was against this one in the beginning, but came by for the interesting arcs, and now we're past the halfway point. I think many anons will be exasperated with Naruto after this finshes. I know I will be.
>>285467380>I think many anons will be exasperated with Naruto after this finshes. I know I will be.Spite is a powerful thing...
>>285467204they obviously self-insert as husband who impregnated her
>>285467450Self inserting doesn't prevent your dick from touching another man's cum (yes it's still inside her).
>>285467273Sasuke is a power bottom.
Tay tops
>>285467351And that way we could’ve gotten more yumyum hanasasuke porn teehee scrimblo bimblo rainbows fortnite dances *bounces off the walls* ratughhh I hate zoomies but they’re so le yummers
>>285467542Why is Kishimoto such a coward? He tried to make Obito of all people the good guy but couldn't be assed to evangelize Tayuya.
>>285464264this is why I hate Narutards.
>>285467620She didn't parallel anyone. Obito was sorta like Naruto before he lost it.
>>285467655>She didn't parallel anyoneFucking Kishi. And of course the thought of "Tayuya could've provided information about Orochimaru for Part 2" never crossed his mind.
hell yeah
>>285467673You'd need Naruto to save her somehow. And I don't think he cared.>Tayuya could've provided information about Orochimaru for Part 2" never crossed his mind.Well....shes a girl....so....
>>285467692Shikamaru is his self insert. He could outsmart Black Zetsu if he wanted, one evangelization is nothing.>Well....shes a girl....so....It's fine if she ends up married and in the kitchen by the end
>>285467726Yea but he doesn't wank Shikamaru super hard like that.
>>285467620he hates women
>>285467620I said it before way back in the SRA but my theory is that because the Sound 4 were all clearly designed to get killed by the SRA team (+ Suna Siblings), I think Kishi just avoided giving them any intentional depth as he pushed them into the meat grinderFor frame of reference and reminder, Kimimaro was the one that got the tragic backstory and he died to ninja AIDS rather than getting directly killed by Gaara, not for lack of trying Though at the end of the day in retrospect you could still argue that Tayuya and the others were severely wasted, for fuck sake we’re at the climax of the Sasuke vs. Itachi fight in the daily and it indirectly serves to remind you that Taka/Hebi is fucking BORING
>>285467748>but he doesn't wank Shikamaru super hard like thatNaaaah of course not, he just uses his Sharingan reflexes to simultaneously dodge and splash blood on Hidan's scythe. You know, everyday things. Kishimoto would never.
>>285467803Yea he hasn't done that since for. The Uchiha get way more wank.
>>285467801>to remind you that Taka/Hebi is fucking BORINGThat's mostly Karin's fault.
sup dawgs
Still salty Shino didn't get a fight against one of the Sound Four.
>>285467854Did you want them all to job even harder than they did?
>>285467854Shino.......
I don’t even think I’ve ever seen ironic Jugofags, now that’s a real cardboard cutout of a character
>>285467869No I wanted Shino to have a cool ass fight man.>>285467897You don't understand my pain
10 years ago i thought it was weird that so many of the Konoha 11 made it into their 30s without getting married or having kids hahahahahahahaha
>>285467926>No I wanted Shino to have a cool ass fight manWell you'd have gotten a 6 panel fight because Bugman vastly surpasses any of them.
>>285467961Then make a fifth member of the Sound ninja and have a cool fight.
>>285468005>a fifth member of the Sound ninjaAnon, I...
>>285468032It could have h-happened....
>>285468005>Kiba & Shino vs Sakon & Ukonwe need a Time Machine
And speaking of the sand siblings helping out, Baki never paid for his crimes and is living pretty comfortably in his shithole village. My nigga Hayate was never served justice...
>>285468082I remember an anon saying that Baki never actually appears again after the Kazekage arc. I'm wondering if that's actually true or not.
So many people were done dirty in Part 1 actually. Fuck.
>>285468082>HayateHe didn't deserve to go out like this....
>>285465665I'm here for the chaos and shitshow part 2 became/becomes, as I never read the entire series in full, and well I've really only started to chime in and read the daily dumps since shikawank as I try to remember where I dropped the series the most. Turns out I didn't even remember itachi using susan here, I don't know how I don't remember this, or oro getting fucked a second, all I remember was his medical fuckboy grafting himself a bit of oro.Wish I'd actually stuck with following dumps during part 1, as I've more fond memories of it (in anime form minus filler).I'm hoping I don't 'drop forever' after pain again, I'd like to actually know the lore when we get to late game this time, instead of my just glazing over with ????? during the war and the escalation.
>>285468121Like?
>>285461572S O L O K I N GKINO
Everyone lumps the Chunin Exams and Fourth War into one arc for some reason.
>>285468156It’s hilarious how casually Orochimaru got swatted too>FINALLY I MAKE MY EPIC RETUR- *gets immediately dabbed on by Itachi’s magic ass sword that comes out of FUCKING nowhere*
>>285468082>Hayate was left to rot in the sun on a roof and eaten by crowsHire the Akatsuki. We need Deidara to nuke Suna again. But tell him his mission is to leave no survivors this time. Except maybe Matsuri. Bring her to Konoha and breed her.
>>285464055Kek'd
>>285467620He tried a do-over with Karin/Sugetsu for Tayu/Sakon
Yugao was forgotten too... She never got her revenge...
>>285468265She got an amazing mini arc in the anime.
>>285468297But Baki is still breathing...
>>285468332Kek. Still.....she found peace.....
Kishi drew new art. From some new movie. Apparently the director made Shippuden's first OP and ED.
>>285468479>rom some new movieCosmic Princess Kaguya!>Apparently the director made Shippuden's first OP and ED.Yamashita Shingo made OP6-7, ED15, 20
>>285468717That bottom girl reminds me of Raven from DC
>>285461572Kishimoto deserves to be tortured and raped by wild pigs for how awful that chapter was.
>>285468905>Timmy Chapagne and Hom Tolland as Sauce and NartI kek'd
>>285468905Lol>brown SakuraOh no
>>285468905Holy Kino
>>285468717>Yamashita Shingohe directed chainsaw man op1 and shinsekai yori ed. love him
>>285468905Go fuck yourself with your AI sloppa
>>285468905Go fuck beautiful women with your AI gold
>>285469129I fucking hate slop but that one was actually funny. Relax, anon.
Tayuya taking a little tinkle in the woods
NarutoGODS, I kneel. I read the JJK threads, and that fandom is fucking retarded. They have zero reading comprehension outside of tiktok memes. You guys are scholars in comparison. I RESPECT Itachi Uchiha and Tobirama.
>>285469730Thank you my SON. I name YOU one of my PRIMARY HEIRS
>>285466332>theyHe. The terminally mentally ill Sasjeet.
i took one look at the chapter thread's post count, at the hour I was looking, and said I wasn't reading a word beyond the pages dump. I can't imagine the hell on earth that took place today. shit chapter btw fuck kishi and itachi
>>285469332Girls dont do that
Naruto and Sakura taking a competitive piss in the woods
>>285470119Pisskura wins ez, this is her field
>Oro really thought he could defeat his hard-counter
Why didn't the sound 4 just solo orochimaru?
>>285470137>BUT HE'S KIND TO ANIMALS, SEE?...Unless that specific animal goes against Danzo and Hiruzen's wishes.>>285470146Because he wasn't a jobber back then, pls understadn
>>285470146They didn't think of that >>285470137Get SOLO'D
>defeats Naruto's talk no jutsu
pissing
>>285470272Solo can't be stopped
How would your character beat totsuka blade?
>>285470338>makes Kabuto beg Jesus for forgiveness>"god of shinobi" declares him the coolest guy
>>285470367Nardo would somehow tank it. And my HERO would be too fast
>>285470398>LOL HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING AND DOES IT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE LMAOI fucking hate Minato and Minatofags.
>>285470375How does he do it.....Okay goodnight bros
>>285470442Heh.
>>285470398Minato the Hedgehog
>>285470442What is your characters weakness then??
>>285470398How does he shits with that big ass cape
If only IPcounter-sama was still here
>>285470506He takes it off.
>>285470500Autism. Literally.
>>285470516Hidan?
>>285470509If only. I want IDs too. Please Hiro-sama....
>>285470014That was by far the best thread in a week. The only one who would be mad about it is the sasukefag the hijacker.
>>285470531Not-as-immortal, darker hair, redder eyes.
>>285470516That doesn't narrow it down
>>285470533>Please Hiro-sama....He's currently running from the law and might pull the plug on us with zero warning
>>285470442His son is retarded that's his biggest weakness
>>285470065urm..
>>285470550How didn't he notice Kakashi running at him with chidori in his hands?
>>285470569What's he done>>285470570His son saved everyone THOUGH
>>285470587It's funny how some of the most popular fics are about Naruto, the strongest guy ever, who saved everyone being more competent and as a result even MORE overpowered.
>>285466515>open homosexualYou are allowed to come out of the closet little guy. It's 2026
>>285470604Greedruto hogging all the POWER
me n my bro after taking a massive shit together
>>285470625f-feet??! NAKED!!!??? awooga! COOOM....
>>285470625Imagine the romantic scene. It would be like Sakura feeding Naruto after using the rasenshuriken. Sasuke glances over and sees Naruto struggling to wipe..
>>285470681>SakuraWho.
Naruto Uzumaki's dirty soles.
I love Naruto and these threads always make me smile. Thanks for keeping them going!
>>285470833>and these threads always make me smileRetardation or bait? Call it.
>>285470856>love thing>see thread about thing>be happyThanks OP. You are doing a good job of brightening my mornings.
>>285470869>love thing>see thread about thing>thread is shit and filled with bait and drama>still pretend like you enjoy itYou'll have to forgive my dumb ass for thinking you're not genuine.
>>285470894All I see is Narutochads getting fired up because they care. Love to see it.
>>285470137Fuck Itachi (affectionally)
>>285470506the same way you shit wearing a dress, retard.
>>285467620Obito was redeemable unlike Tayuya who was hom*phobic
>>285471700Shut up Sakon.
>>285471700True, she offended the writer himself.
>>285471729I thought you said that S*kon was Tayuyafag?
These threads are worse than the DBZ Super ones and that's one hell of an achievement.
These threads are far better than the /dbs/ ones but that's not saying much.
Aren't the dbs/dbz threads just pure funposting?
These dailies are a general in all but name, the same rot of faggots who desperately want to be recognized permeate this place and the actual subject takes the backseat.
I want to fuck kushina so bad.
>>285465367When a random writer is better job respecting the characters than the original mangaka writing a crossover
>>285472744Is making a better job respecting*
>>285461551Lets say this series gets a prequel that retcons boruto entirely out of its way whst would it be about.
>>285473180Shoujo slop, story is pretty much wrapped up and power scaling is complete whack at that point, all you have left is evil space niggas.
>>285467282It's because the people here are stubborn and don't change or leave because they are under sunk cost (AKA: they are cowards) and would rather have others be the ones to cater to their will.
>>285461551>Dying Soloking dispatches Orochimaru so hard the next time we see him he begins his redemption arcKek
>>285464264I'm listening
>>285473395Nobody is forcing you to participate in the threads.
>>285473180
>>285473908Who said i don't enjoy them?You should be saying that to the people saying the threads are shit.
>>285473180Ugly
>>285473180Just give me smaller stories about specific people and events
>>285474224zamn naruto pumped and dumped some ebonite queen
I played Naruto storm connections.Terrible game, but the bonus story thing with Boruto was oddly good. Almost too good, if you told me Kishimoto wrote it, I'd believe you. It really should have been a movie, idk what it's doing as video game content.
>>285473180>AwesomeKakashi's generation >Also good too Danzo and Hiruzen's generation >Best scenario Minato's generation
>>285477436Kakashi's generation has no interesting characters besides himself, Gai and Anko, the latter will never get focus in any canon material and the former 2 already got enough thing in the main story.>Danzo and Hiruzen's generationWorth a single one shot, once the novelty of how shit their time was wears off there's nothing worth telling.>Minatos generationThe Minato one shot clearly showed Kishimoto has no interest in those bozos.
>>285477642>Kakashi's generation has no interesting characters besides himself, Gai and AnkoThe generation is full of interesting characters though. Just off the top of my head Mei, Samui and Yugito are there.
>>285477768Those aren't from Kakashi's generation.
>>285477768What's interesting about Samui and Mei beyond their bodies?
>>285478218What do you mean? They're the same age.>>285478363Mei has 2 kekkei genkai and is a woman that became kage in the mist village after intense internal strife. Samui I guess doesn't have as much going for her, but she's seemingly a capable jonin, teamleader and kinda cool.
>>285478548Feats aren't interesting in of themselves.
>>285478597No, but the story of how Mei rose to power and what happened in Kiri is, don't you think?
>>285478719We're never getting a story dedicated to Mei enough to pull that off, anon.
Fuck.
>>285478907Sure, but I thinke we were discussion hypotheticals anyways, no? Even if she's more of a side character it'd be interesting though, is she charismatic, ruthless, domineering, all of them? Was she planning to one day lead Kiri when she was young? There's a lot of potential there I think.
>>285479057What happened?
>>285479344>fuckctrl + f + FUCK
Make new series with Obito as main character and show things from Akatsuki perspectiveEZ money printer, literally everyone I know IRL that watched Naruto is Akatsuki glazer
>>285479445Kishi really fucked up by having half of them just dying and making the rest weird.
>>285465241They're legendary plot devices.
>>285461551>afterpartyKill yourself.
>>285477396CC2 said they made it to appeal to Naruto fans
>>285461572
>>285478363Thank you for not doubting Yugito is interesting.
>>285483063
>>285462880It's a spiritual blade bro. Do you also ask who made the frogs and the snakes? Maybe they did it in some spiritual forgery.Where did he find it, on the other hand, would've been a nice detail to add
>>285483215He found it at a yard sale
>>285482471I thought they said they made it to show that Boruto could be a likable character too.
>>285461551I'm going to laugh when this is still up after today
>>285486052Maybe. It was in some Hungarian article. >>285486960Did you like the chapter. I can't decide if I liked it more then the previous one.
>>285483063I wish all the other Jinchuriki got their own version of KCM. Imagine her covering in blue flames.
>>285487033Idk. The threads are always shit when Sakon posts. Hard not to notice.
>>285487969I think its the samefagger shitting it up on purpose. Idk why tho.
>>285479445Would be 9001% better than the boruto.
>>285488186Id like to see what happened to Sakumo. The mission going wrong and everything
>>285488153Either some schizo really wants to shit it up and ruin the thread because it's a Sakon thread, Sakon is the one shitting it up and falseflagging, the thread just attracts shitposters because it's Sakon. I'm noticing a common denominator.
>>285488285Even when he doesnt dump the schizo will shit it up trying to talk about sasukefag.
>>285488329And yet, he was easily ignored and people weren't responding to his bait...
>>285488366Most of the people responding is him samefagging. When hes elsewhere or banned the threads are fine.
>>285488425Sakon attracts drama. He loves the drama himself. I'm tired of his threads. Tired of him samefagging without his trip. Dude really has no life, you can't convince me he isn't a samefagging schizo at this point.
>>285488494The drama predates him. Until that person is dealt with or contained to other threads nothing will change. Even if another namefag dumps.
>>285488532Why are you so convinced it isn't Sakon himself?
>>285488574Because the retard was doing it even before sakon existed. He doesn't like sakon for whatever reason.
>>285488619You realize anyone can make a trip? Sakon acts like a faggot and loves the drama. No idea why you're pretending he isn't a contributor to all this
>>285488665I think we'll agree to disagree and not fill this thread up with all this.
>>285488694Disagree on Sakon being a dramafag? Sorry anon, but you're either in denial or feigning ignorance. Not something to disagree on.
>>285488738I suppose
>>285488761Considering he's posting drama with his trip right now, yeah, you're delusional.
>>285488874Well shit. I guess he needs to go too.
>>285482547Never realised how boring a battle like this must be. Just staring at each other
>>285467620Obito is his self insert.
>>285490064I thought that was Shikamaru.
>>285490191He has multiple, Naruto makes more sense once you realize the goofy guy in the "goofy vs cool" rivalries represent Kishimoto, the cool-head/Sasuke/Kakashi/etc... is his brother.
>>285490458Sovl?
>>285490539His younger twin brother's manga, I learned that Kishimoto used to play baseball from it.
>>285490586Very cute
Another daily sakon disaster, at this point the afterparty is more enjoyable.
>>285490718Any non-sakon thread is more enjoyable
>>285491190He really is a dramafag. I think he projects in all his posts and has no life
After today's daily i might just stop interacting once the chapter is finished, what a horrible experience.I still don't think Sakon is the problem though.
Theres only 1 dramafag and its the guy who keeps mentioning his boogeyman. Hes been here since day 1.
>>285491736That's what the jeet wants. You fell right in his trap.
>>285491736Me too. Jannies wont clean this up. Absurd.
>>285491738So Sakon?
>Nooo if you see any drawings being posted you have to shit on them because it's the indian!Can you believe this bitch? Basically we can't enjoy anything because he thinks his schizo lives in his walls.
>>285491840No. Fuck off.>>285491885He wants to make his schizophrenia our problem. Lunatic.
>>285491822I can't take such statement seriously when i've been called that multiple times in the closure of the thread.
>>285461551>afterpartyLove yourself.
>>285491885It's been proven that sasjeet was all the Naruto drawfags.
Itachie died at 21 while Minato died at 24. Itachi won.
>>285491945No it hasn't. Please leave us in peace. This isn't even a sakon thread so theres no reason for you to go apeshit here.
>>285491945Even the ones before him?
>Congregation thread for Izzatsuke's personas to gossip and pretend to be detectives.
>>285491736>I still don't think Sakon is the problem thoughAll the evidence points the contrary. He still hasn't explained why he HAS to be OP or post with a trip
You can complain all you want sasjeet but>We WILL daily dump all the extra Naruto stuff>We WILL daily dump Boruto after Naruto>We WILL daily dump Boruto Shippudden too>We WILL daily dump Samurai Eight>We WILL daily dump the Russian Madara manga>We WILL restart the Daily Naruto dump
>>285492041Who WE?
>>285492041No I won't do that. Maybe I'll stick around for Youth but not the rest.
>>285491986>No it hasn't Lmao pathetic attempt to defend yourself like always, currysuke.
>>285492071WE the followers of DAILYRAMEN'S (And Sakon's) WILL OF FIRE!!
>>285492091Sakon isnt here. So fuck off.
>>285492022>He still hasn't explained why he HAS to be OP or post with a tripThose aren't problems.
>>285492109two people? Who cares?
>>285492137lmao @ how you try to downplay your defeat, currysuke.
No dont ruin this place too. This is supposed to be a smaller comfy thread(s)
>>285491945>>285491945Who gives a fuck? You're getting triggered by innofensive drawings. You know how stupid you sound?
>>285492194I can't draw.
>>285492127Have you seen the past 2 threads? Faggot.
>>285492114>Sakon isnt here./doubt
What a horrible fucking time this daily has been. I think I'm just gonna continue reading the manga by myself, I picked it up very late anyways. Fuck this sasuke guy and fuck this sakon guy.
Comfy thread tomorrow lads. Sakon can't keep the schedule
>>285492168Would Hinata and Hinata play volley ball together?
>>285492263Hinatas Hinatas would hinata all over the place
>>285492239Its genuinely sad to see. A few autists ruin it for everyone else.
Hinata is cute.
>>285470442>gets mogged by Tobiramalel
>>285492319I think I'm sticking to the coomer threads from now. Those are almost always chill.
>>285492357Can you shut the FUCK UP? No one cares about your goddamn indian boogieman just SHUT UP damn it.
>>285492357Bro.....leave the genjutsu.....
>>285492383Giving him replies is exactly what he wants
You know what? That's it. I might learn to draw just to mess with this faggot schizo nigger, I'm so tired of it.
>>285492383How many times do I need to tell you, don't reply to him he wants attention.
>>285492409You're right. Ignoring him from now on.
>>285492411If you do please allow requests. Id like to suggest some stuff.
>>285492319yup
Are we really gonna ignore the fact that he literally just brought up his "schism" fanfic meme? He's right fuckin there>>285492411>Already trying to come back with ANOTHER drawfag personaJesus christ faggot give it a fucking rest
>>285492469I tried saving and viewing this but it ends uo ant sized. Wtf is happening!
>>285492475>You can't draw anything because I said soYou think you can police people about their own hobbies? Actual fucking schizo retard, kill yourself
>>285492567Dude stop replying to him
>>285492508https://files.catbox.moe/0u41em.gif
>>285492577Ignoring him totally works bro, let's look at the past two 800+ samefagged reply threads we've had as evidence
>>285492595Thanks
>>285492411Would be funny if the dailies became infested with Drawfags.
>>285492629I said don't reply to him and you all IGNORED ME!!!Hense 800 replies.
>>285492629Just wait for non-sakon hours
>>285492629Not much we can do besides mass report him or something
>>285492730FUCK OFF I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, YOU'RE TOO HARD TO IGNORE, FUCK OFF NIGGER LET ME READ NARUTO IN PEACE NIGGER FUCK
>>285492679Would be based.
You know, I was already used to being accused of being any of the namefags, but being told i'm not actually from my ethnicity because of some drawing from last year wasn't in my book, that's a first.
That's it. I'm dropping this fucking manga, the fans are clearly all maladjusted fags and they deserve the reputation they have. Fuck.
>>285492706Isn't now the non-Sakon hours?
>>285492775>>285492416
>>285492706Thats rn and hes still shitting it up.
lmao blud threw a kunai at itachi. like when was the last time they worked
Kino....
>>285492822Yea me too, the threads are actually so terrible its not worth it, but thanks for making that post at least that way I dont feel like Im quitting aloneBye bye Naruto
>>285492865No. He's been off today, he is usually on at this time regardless.
>>285492952He panicked like me whenever I play ninja storm
To think this nightmare would be over if only it was a volume dump instead of a daily...
Look at this sorry attempt at emotional manipulation by having his personas announce they're "quiting". The threads will still have your childish izzat melties in them as always.
285493129(You)
zamn. imagine coming home to this everyday. minato won.
>>285493115You tried a volume dump. Nobody was in it and it archived before it was finished.
God I hate that invincible nigger. Where did he found Totsuka blade? Yata mirror?
>>285493155>You tried a volume dump>YouWho is this "You" exactly?
Should anon just continue where he left off since Sakon threads fucked the daily? Feel like he should
>>285493151He ended it all for her.....>>285493184He found it in thr gutter....and he picked it up
>>285493206Sakon is just gonna try to out-post Anon by being there earlier than him.
the threads can be easily fixed by not posting them anymorejust my 2 cents
>>285493237Nah, i think he'd just ignore the chapter dumped and continue with the shitshow daily and we'd have 2 different chapter dumps. Anon should just continue with the normal dump time.
>>285493307Goodluck with that
>>285492822>>285492995Lmao pathetic sasukejeet samefagging again to try to kill the daily
>>285493378Sakon(You) killed it
Did today's daily archive already?
>>285493489What do you think?
finally Itachi is dead. gary stu lil nigger. don't care about his death.
>>285493610Very rude of you.
Secret
>>285493676Can I eat the pig
I should play Naruto Storm 2
>>285493641>Itachi is a NaruSasu shipperfunny.
>>285493745I wish Bandai would remaster the non Storm Ultimate Ninja games.
>>285493847That was the Leaf symbol
>>285493683>1010 the only k12 girl who ends up childless/husbantless just like tsunade/shizunenoticed
>>285493745I tried to play first storm but it's laggy and there's nothing else to do besides running around Konoha.
>>285493922Poor 1010.>>285493929Path of the Ninja and Broken Bond are the best open world type games. I think.
>>285493641what was th epurpose of this ova. toddler humor
>>285494001The purpose is be goofy and have fun
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>>285494066ETERNAL DAILY!ETERNAL DAILY!ETERNAL DAILY!
>>285494066He's literally shaking right now kek
>>285494066Based WILL OF FIRE anon. Dailyramen's spirit lives in all of us!
>>285494066It's over for the schizojeet
>>285494066-200 izzat
Couldn't even enjoy the past 2 chapters because of all the shitposting and shit OP. What a bummer.
>>285494323We just need to contain the schzio again. Worked 3 chapters ago
>>285494184>>285494215>>285494230>>285494250>>285494272Nice post times, Sakon.
>>285494323I read the chapters before scrolling down to the comments, can enjoy the chapter that way before the sharting starts
>>285494365>We just need to contain the schzioSakon?
>>285494400Might as well just read it on my own then
>>285494066>>285494215>>285494230>>285494250>>285494272>The jeet is falseflagging again to blame Sakon (again)You're not a chessmaster, currysuke.
>>28549440It was fine for 200ish posts. So annoying.
>>285494422Seems to be the smartest choice desu
>>285494423>If people agree with me it's his falseflagging too! The jeet! The jeet! The jeet!Ahahahaha holy fucking rent free
>>285494422I've noticed a trend of chapters that don't leave much to talk about often get shartier threadsMost of the Sasuke vs Itachi fight chapters are like that, possibly talkworthy things 2 decades ago but kind of empty when everyone knows
>>285494453Doesn't that set a bad example? What if he latches onto something else and ruins that too.
It looks like the "Afterparty" threads are just a safe space for sasjeet to use all his AI LLMs to reply to himself agreeing with himself and no one says anything because everyone is him. Grim.
>>285466999>>285468117>>285461791These are my only posts in the entire thread btw. Rent free, as they say.
>>285494518Currysukejeet says he only likes Naruto so other IPs might safe from him ...I hope
>>285494550You don't need to shit up the threads yourself when your schizo fans do the dirty work for you, we know.
>>285494591Curry seethe. It STINKS!
>>285494499But thats the whole manga. Everyone knows what happens.
>>285494650>>285494453>>285494422
>>285494591Do you ever get tired of losing, jeetsuke?
>>285494672But I wanna read it with everyone and chat....
>>285494708>>285494632>Everyone is my nemesis schizo and I must point it out every post I makeMeds.
>>285494650Still somethings still hit good on reviewings, like Neji
>>285494752>Unapologetically posting his shitty whore waifu nowRope yourself sasjeet.
>>285494730/sfg/ - Sasukefag GeneralA general dedicated to the discussion of Sasukefag
>>285494752I guess yea.
Sakon really just spent his entire day off shitposting. Grim.
>>285494791
>Nooo you can't post Hanabi or you're the JEEEEEEETThere he goes again trying to police what other people post. God this motherfucker...
>>285494840Rip
>>285494752Hanabi had a hard-on for Neji the same way Neji had one for Lady Hinata
Sakura is shit
>>285493610We know, Sasuke.
>>285494789You say this to try to frame yourself as some popular personality and not everyone just telling your stinky jeet ass to go away when you start chimping out hijacking and derailing the daily.
>PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY VILLAGE BICYCLE WAIFU I BEG YOUPathetic sasjeet.>>285494879More evidence that he's here
>>285494846You post the exact same dramatic way and expect no one to see it's clearly you.
>>285494791>>285494858Crazy how both those filler girls are hotter than Shartkura
>>285494885>>285494900>>285494906
>>285494879
>>285494930Take some tylenol
>>285494930I'm Sai who didn't helped her when she was falling to death
>>285494922You're not supposed to reply to him
>>285494879We know, Sasuke.
Sad people in these threads
>>285495019Starting with the sasukejeet.
>>285494791What episode?
>>285493641>tfw no Itachi sister(male) who'll cook and kill for (Me)
*impregnating Kushina*
People can post whatever the fuck they want, faggot. Not your schizo nemesis.
>>285495049No clue. Sorry.>>285495060Er a sister can't be a male.....
>>285495093Cute
>>285495093>People can post whatever the fuck they wantYeah, except (You) sasjeet. >Not your schizo nemesisYour own post proved otherwise. I got two words for you:>Villageand>Bicycle>>285495121Kys sanjeetsuke
So let's recap>Can't use Sasuke reaction images>Can't post Hanabi>Can't make memes about Sakura, Hinata or Tenten>Can't reference Hiashi's Keikaku>Can't dislike any female characters at all>Can't make any drawings whatsoever>Can't imagine fanfic scenarios, hell no>Can't agree with anyone other than Sakon Approvedâ„¢ posts>Can't even discuss the manga (too much discussion = AI usage)>Or else you're the "Sasuke-jeet"Did I miss anything? You fucking schizo?
>>285495223Thats quite a list
>>285495223Still angry that this fucker expects people to shit on drawfags
>>285495294He pretty much drove away all the ones we had. Sad desu
>>285495223Uh oh, jeet melty>>285495311>all the ones we hadOne. It was only one "drawfag" (of indian origin (You)).
>Ctrl + F "jeet">40 resultsGrim
This was supposed to be a comfy thread...
>>285495402Its sad>>285495435Looking forward to this dump eventually
>>285495467Yea.....
(not so) Fun fact: The results for "sasukefag" post-2023 + nicknames ("sasjeet", "rajsuke", "sasukejeet") now vastly outnumber results for the original meaning of the term "sasukefag" in the archive. OF ALL TIME. We're talking about almost 3000 posts. That's how schizo this guy is.
>>285495493>Looking forward to this dump eventuallyIt's gonna be the same shit (Sakon said he would dump it himself) so you can expect>1) Drama>2) To not enjoy it at all
Say something nice about my immortal dumbass husband
>>285495610Kill yourself Sakon
>>285495612Who? I just got here
>>285495610He has a cool weapon
What did he mean by this?
>>285495628Playing dumb as always
>>285495663Kishis autism leaked through
I want to kiss Sarada Uchiha....
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284705209/#q284712660https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284705209/#q284712660https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284705209/#q284712660https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284705209/#q284712660CALLED IT
>>285495612When it comes to the Akatsuki, I'm more of a Deidara kind of guy.
>>285495728Nobody cares.
>>285495747Im a konan and pain kinda guy
>>285495757Which Pain? Yahiko, Nagato, or one of the others?
>>285495663I like that he manipulate smug expressions on the puppet
>>285495747Cool. Can you stop shitting up the threads now?
>>285495771Yahiko
Why can't Narutofags be normal people?
>>285495673I'm just a bitch who wants to defile Hidan's body while his decapitated head has to watchhttps://files.catbox.moe/y9lmid.jpg
>>285495880Ew. Trim your nails
>>285495223Bout sums it up
>>285495880Won't load for me
>>285495880>I'm just a bitchDam right. It's the first honest thing you say, Sakon. Not opening whatever the hell that link is, by the way. Probably some homosexual porn, knowing you.
>>285495880Femanon....
>>285495553He acts way more obnoxious than the guy he never shuts up about, kinda wonder if it's not him himself
>>285495223>>285495931I also think anyone who likes Bort is also him? I can't even keep track. Really annoying that this entire storytime is hijacked by a single mentally ill individual (I just want to read, comment about the chapter, and then shitpost about how sexy salada is...)
>>285495976Nice. I knew there was a few femanons around
Sakon really has some faggot ass fingernails. Disgusting. >>285495976>Skinny ass troonHAHAHAHAHAHA ohh shit this gets better by the minute. Kill yourself man.
>>285495988You poor nieve child
>>285495976I don't believe a womxn is in this storytime....
>>285496004>>285495988Because it's not.I CAN'T BELIEVE SAKON IS A TROON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>285496001naive* too late
>>285496001My doujutsu see all
>>285495988I know a few others besides me>>285496004Am I gonna have to show pussy?
>>285495979>I also think anyone who likes Bort is also him?Are we talking about the same guy? Sasukefag hates Boruto with a passion.
>>285496010Would make sense, but he says he's a faggot. So maybe just a fem faggot. Ew.
SAO femanon, Naruto femanon....how many lurk the board.....
>>285496028>Am I gonna have to show pussy?Duh
>>285496028Wow. I think you might if you wanna escape schizo-kun....
>>285496028Why don't you just kill yourself man? Or just stop posting the daily threads, I'll settle for that (you'll kill yourself later in life like every other troon anyways).
>Sakon really is a zoomie troonUnfuckingbelievable dude, I am speechless.
Our own kunoichi...
>>285496126That's a man (Sakon), retard.
>>285496010I don't think you're right, just annoying>>285496028No I'm just surprised, this storytime is so unwell that I can't really imagine anyone but a variety of mentally stunted man in it>>285496033cbh I can't tell the difference. There's like 3-4 absolutely insane freaks here every day and they kinda just blended together in my mind atp. Mostly try to ignore but the problem just seems to be getting worse
>>285496143>Mostly try to ignore but the problem just seems to be getting worseUnless jannies get involved it's sadly a lost cause
>Fruity ass faggot Sakon really couldn't help revealing himself completely unprompted for attention and it's not only a homo but a crossdressing homoI really am just laughing my ass off like a retard right now. Amazing. I hate this faggot so much lmao.
Why does the jeet think that's Sakon?
Oh now we're ignoring the fact that Sakon uses Hidan reaction images a lot. Cool, cool.
I think incel schizos tranvestigating when they couldn't pay a woman, or a man cbh, to look at their dicks, is a pretty new low
Yea be kind to our kunoichis
>>285496293Not a female, it's Sakon.
>>285496293I would fuck her.....
>>285496330She loves Hidan....we don't stand a chance....
>>285496304It's not. Sakon has called himself a dude and never referred to himself as a girl. This is a really weird narrative you're coming up with.
I just had a very scary thought. Either this actual faggot is samefagging ( >>285496330 >>285496336 Pathetic.) or... This herd of dailyretards is actually willing to just accept a tranny of all things into these threads... Just like that... Zero push back or even a little disgust. No shitposting. No name calling. No eviscerating reaction. Nothing...Nightmare fuel. Unfiltered nightmare fuel. I want to puke.
Drinking kunoichiade
>>285496049Here, but I'm not shaving for schizo-kunhttps://files.catbox.moe/yf1huk.jpg>>285496126I don't think any of you can be healed, sorry>>285496143>I can't really imagine anyone but a variety of mentally stunted man in itUnderstandable, but I'm just a mentally stunted woman>>285496227I'll fight him for Hidan>>285496336You down for hardcore SM fun?
>>285496400Genuinely, and I mean this as cruelly as possible, seek help
>>285496446Not reading all that. Not clicking your gay porn. Kill yourself Sakon.
>>285496400Because this thread is mostly your jeet ass samefagging. Do you think there is 50 people in this thread?
>>285496446Its not loading.....again....
>>285496446>I'm just a mentally stunted woman>>>>>woman(X) doubt
>>285496400You need actual help
>>285496497honestly I can't imagine being in a naruto daily and having the gall to pretend like a trans person (which this in all likelihood is not) is the unwell one..... esp when you've turned spamming ts into your crusade. Unironically your parents should kill you, to avoid further dishonor
You didn't answer this Sascurry >>285496373 how is Sakon a tranny (a man who thinks he's a woman in this case) if he called a guy?
>>285496564Godspeed kunoichi! I kneel to you.
You retards cannot unironically believe there's actual f*males in here. >>285496533>trans >>>>>>>>>>>person(X) Doubt. Again. >>285496564First of all, that's fucking disgusting and degenerate, kill yourself. Second of all, cool, you can use Photoshop. Congratulations Sakon. Fuck you.
>>285496564sexo..... (I'm sure our resident schizo will find some way out of this)
>>285496537>called a guy?called *himself a guy
>>285496564I really fucking hate you so much, faggot. Tie a noose.
>>285461572I would not have been possible to write a worse conclusion to the Sasuke-Itachi subplot if he tried.
>>285496579faster than expected DESU>>285496579my friend, I understand you've got a hard time understanding what constitutes a person, given you've got like 20 different ones inside your head, but it's really not that tough
A real kunoichi. In our storytime....sugoi. She mentioned others.....
>>285461551kill yourself narutard
>>285496613Look how much time he took to find a picture and photoshop his stupid timestamp into it. I can't believe you're all falling for this shit FUCK YOU.
where do we each find ourselves a daily kunoichi (6 foot watches Boruto btw)
>>285496579>sees a woman>loses itNot only are you an annoying samefagger you're also a faggot. Amazing.
So who other sisters we have aside of Hidansister?
Jeetbros, we got BTFO by a woman too. How much can our izzat fucking take?
>>285496632You're the only homosexual here, Sakon.
Sasukefag is having a very violent and visceral reaction to seeing a woman post here. I always knew he was a flaming homosexual, but this is just ridiculous.
>>285496637We're gonna need to pay more attention to the threads.....we need to discover the remaining kunoichis....>>285496649Kek
>>285495610This man gets pussy
>>285496649THERE YOU ARE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I KNEW YOU WOULD TURN ON THE TRIP JUST FOR THIS STUNT FUCK YOURSELF YOU ACTUAL FILTHY HOMO
>>285496579>Streetshittersuke sees a woman and immediately thinks and insists it's a man.You're not beating the in-the-closet allegations at all. Lmao.
Dramafag is losing it after seeing a girl. This is amazing.
Why do girls love Akatsuki dudes?
THIS FAGGOT HAS ALL OF YOU EATING FROM HIS HAND AND YOU ALWAYS FALL FOR EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND DOES I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH
>>285496671It HAS to be the cloak right? I'll ask Hidansister if she shows up again.
>>285495880>defile Hidan's body while his decapitated head has to watchRemember boys, never stick your dick in crazy
>>285496671>Bad boys>Almost all of them are hot(even Kisame is as hot as a shark man could possibly be).>Cool powers>Naruto was huge at a time when tons of girls were in their weebo phases as teens
>>285496671I really really like Konan tbf
I need to start acting like Hidan to get girls.....and maybe get religious.....
>Outed for chatbot use>BTFO in a Boruto thread>Thinks of men when he sees the female formLOL KEK LMAO MY SIDES IT HAS BEEN A MASSACRE FOR THIS GAY ASS LOSER JEET
And he deleted it like a total bitch so he couldn't get banned for posting porn (we'd see all his posts and everyone would know I was right). What a fucking FAGGOT, my GOD.
Hidansister....I wont forget you.....
What a DISGUSTING FUCKING PICTURE. FUCK YOU.>>285496734That is NOT A F*MALE.
Actually, if you're still here Hidan-anon, how do you feel about Kakuzu?
>>285496750WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO YOURSELF
>>285496740>THE VAGINA IS FAKE! THERE HAS TO BE A PENIS THERE! IT'S SHOPPED! IT'S SAKON! THAT'S HOW I ENVISION HIS BODY!SasukeGAYjeet...
>>285496763Funny, I was gonna say he's gonna start faking being hidanon to make her look fake, but this is even better
>>285496771He took some pictures from some other shithole porn board like /b/ and then photoshopped his retarded timestamp into them. WHY ARE YOU FALLING FOR IT LIKE A TOTAL RETARD? THAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL MAN BAITING YOU.
>>285495610I hate him, but he should've killed Shikamaru.
>>285496805I'm bisexual, actually.
>>285496805Gay Jeet, you saw the body of a WOMAN and thought it was a MAN and you're still saying it's a MAN. You're faggy as fuck. But that was obvious with the gay porn and calling a dude "bunny".
>>285496841IT'S THE SAME MENTAL ILLNESS. KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOT.
I wasn't going to fap tonight but I'm feeling pretty anxious now
>>285496849I NEVER said that shit and I have never posted porn, much less disgusting homosexuality. Fucking cunt.
>>285496851Have you considered walking out of your closet? It's already see-through.
>>285496851You're bisexual too, Sasukeshart. Just come out of the closet already. Too many homo coincidences with you.
>>285496861I will dedicate this wank to Hidanasister. Our heroine...
>>285496888>>285496898Sakon the FAGGOT makes something up about me and now it's the law, like always. Kill yourself disgusting mentally ill degenerate.
>>285496913Just be honest, please. How many times have you rage spanked it to Dailyramen so far?
The jeet is panicking because he looks like a flaming homo right now. SasukeFAG with huge emphasis on the "fag" part.
>>285496691>even Kisame is as hot as a shark man could possibly beBASED take
>>285496913Get fucked DramaFaggot. You jobbed.
GAY JEETGAY JEETGAY JEET
Is that a fucking VAGINA?!???? HELP ME
It CANNOT be a coincidence that all these people magically show up every single thread with an orchestrated plan to fuck me over. IT IS NOT. >>285496924Do not include me in your mentally ill fantasies, filthy homosexual. You disgust me. >>285496958Vaginas (and the "people" attached to them) are evil and you SHOULD be scared of them. They only bring chaos and destruction wherever they go.
>>285496899Fuck yeah, better make this a good one!>>285496734https://voca.ro/1eEaZM3bEYOj>>285496750I love gramps to bits. Hidan's pretty badass, but Kakuzu is on another level. I like that he has his priorities set, and he's a no-nonsense kinda guy. Blood money talks and Kakuzu knows it. I also love the way he bickers and fights with Hidan, though I think that he actually cares for him a little bit>>285496700I like Hidan because he's a funny dumbass who always speaks his mind. He's also a villian without a sob-story background, which is refreshing. The man is also very devout, knows what he wants, and I'm into the whole sadomasochism/gore thing
>>285496981KILL YOURSELF SAKON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>285496972>with an orchestrated plan to fuck me over.Who told you to imagine men when you see a woman, Sasukehomosexualdicklover?
>>285496981HOLY MOTHER OF BASED THE JANNIES SPARED HER!!!!!
I HATE FAGGOTS AND I HATE W*MEN SO MUCH GOD DAMN IT.
>>285496981Proud of you. You made a schizo out his hidden homolust for all to see just by being female.
>>285496972>It CANNOT be a coincidence that all these people magically show up every single thread with an orchestrated plan to fuck me over. IT IS NOT.I already told you what will keep happening until you fuck off or end it.
>>285496981Yeah, the two of them were easily the best part out of an otherwise dogshit arc. It's a shame we never got more of them together in the War just for the sake of more banter.
>>285496958My lonely bepis belongs inside it, its not fair
>>285496981how old is ourgal? Gonna guess like 19 given the predilections
>>285497029so this is the power of the white snake.....
YOU CAN'T REALLY BELIEVE THERE'S F*MALES IN HERE, ARE YOU ALL RETARDED OR JUST TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ANY BETTER? FUCKING IDIOTS
>>285497010>I HATE FAGGOTSSo you hate yourself?>I HATE W*MENWell, duh, you like men.
>>285496533>you should be honor killed for not being a trans allykek
Female naruto fans are some of the most degenerate and mentally ill anime fans that have ever existed. Why is it a surprise to you there are some here? That's where the shipping autism and yaoi fixations in the fandom come from. That and faggots.
This has been great. Thank you Hidansister.
"Vaginas make me puke! Where is the cock?!" - Homosuke
>>285497070>Female naruto fans are some of the most degenerate and mentally ill anime fans that have ever existedGood thing THERE AREN'T ANY IN THIS FUCKING THREAD.
>>285497055more for being a retard, but also yeah. I promise you that loser mentality a lot of you freaks have isn't cool or good in any way, and you will all be better for growing up. It's a real sad way to live that you're committing so hard to
>>285497070Hidansister is a-okay in my book.
I'm pretty sure there are Sasodeisisters here
I'm watching The Last..... any other heads up enjoying kino ?
>>285497094My HEROES
>>285497079You reacted to that pussy like a Jew to a crucifix, my man. You ain't beating the allegations.
>>285497094ICHIGOBROS???
>>285497077Unfortunately for you, degenerate, cocks also make me puke.>>285497098>>285497089>>285497073There is no such thing as a fucking "sister" in here.>>285497100It's shit. Everything's shit. Fuck this stupid series.
Just when I thought Jeetsuke's izzat loss couldn't get any bigger.
>>285497107>You reacted to that pussy like a Jew to a crucifixOf course. I already said vaginas are evil by nature.
>>285497098No way.....investigate....now!>>285497100Gonna watch that after we finish the storytime.
>>285497115Does seeing a girl in here remind you of being ostracized in school and in life?
>>285497115
>>285497115You lost dramafag. This is what happens when you constantly mention your sasdrama shit.
>>285497115I normally don't like telling people to kill themselves online, bc I believe it's not too late for any of you and don't want the responsibility for your deaths, but I think it'd be best for everyone if you made the adult decisionThe Last is the best Naruto movie by far, tenseigan is cool and I wish it could be used in Bort to balance out the hagomoro-line glazing of Naruto
>>285497114Who?
>>285497089Yeah that wasn't meant specifically for her just saying there were always lots of legbearded fans.
>>285497115Were you molested or something? This level of anti-sexual posturing is either coming from a place of deep repression or actual trauma.
It smells like vagina in here
>>285497150Oh. Right.
>>285497136Kill yourself. >>285497137Whore.>>285497143Fuck off aBortion.>>285497152>The homosexual is asking if I was molestedTHE FUCKING IRONY. I WOULD LAUGH IF I DIDN'T HATE YOU SO MUCH.No one has ever laid a finger on me. Try not to be too jealous that my ass is intact, you probably shit yourself without even knowing it.
>>285497131It def is a poor attempt to make the Hinata-naruto relationship realized, but you get a byakugan rinnegan (essentially), Hyuga focus, and a Kaiju fight on the moon (& Bee shooting a literal laser cannon), so it's cool. Plus feels very adventurey, which the series lacks in canon
>>285497172>No one has ever laid a finger on meWe can tell man lmfao
>>285497173I wish we got more adventure stuff.
>>285497070Sauce's female fans are as unhinged as Gachaslop males' female fans
>>285497172Not falling for it dramafaggot. You lost bigly. Never return.
>>285497172>Try not to be too jealous that my ass is intact, Did you have to word this in the gayest way possible? You said it like you're bragging about how tight your asshole is. Btw it's hilarious that when the thought of you having gay sex is formed, you're bottoming even in your own fantasies. You're such a little gay boy.
>>285497172Are you bragging about your... anal purity?
>>285497191Kek
>>285497218I'm straight and you're not. Nothing I say can make me gayer than you, retard.>>285497219Yes? Why would I not do that? I'm not a faggot. And every part of me is pure except my soul.
>>285497188Same, I love the world-building as much as anything. I'd kill for there to be a whole season of adventure type stuff in Bort to fill space between omnipotence and TBV
>>285497158
Would you look at that. All the personas have vanished once again when the jeet has a meltdown.
>>285497253Dont care about those those but I wanna know more about the early wars. More of Jiraiyas adventures.
Anyways enjoy your gonorrhea or chlamydia (etc), retarded unvirgin dumbfucks.
>>285497243>I'm straight X:DoubtDon't worry, you'll find yourself eventually.
Akatsuki spinoff never ever>Rock Lee mangaSERIOUS spinoff
>>285497218>>285497219GAHAHAHAHAHA>>285497243>I'm straight AHAHAHAHAHA
We love our femanons here
>>285497294>>285497288See >>285497285
>>285497291At least Lee got one.
>>285497278I agree (I like Bort but it's more as a continuation of Naruto world, even if I think it's actually pretty good recently), I just don't think there's much a chance any new material for those eras gets made anytime soon. They seem weirdly content to not milk the cash cow
Izzat Annihilation.
>>285497285You only get that from turbo sluts like Hanabi
>>285497309Maybe they think Kishimoto needs to make that stuff and he's content to just chill. Id take filler movies again. Please Pierrot....
That fucking picture really ruined my day. Although every day is another shitty day in my nigger life.
>>285497318Kill yourself.
Hidansister made my day. Thanks again lol.
>>285497355It's not a woman you actual brain damaged retard. The pictures are taken from somewhere else.
>>285497369Nah. She even provided her voice. Just take the L.
>>285497369>The pictures are taken from somewhere else.Prove it or you are coping
>>285497379>He's fooled by a voice, one of the easiest things to fakeYou RETARD.>>285497385I can't because they're already photoshopped so they don't show up anywhere. He planned all of it.
Are Konanfag and me the only ones above 25 years old in these threads?
>>285497334I think the bigger problem for the anti-Bort faction is that Kishi likes Bort and approves of Ikemoto. He's not gonna stop it, and not gonna step in front of his friend/what he sees as the continuation of the narrative and world. Only chance he steps back in like that is after it's over, and it doesn't seem particularly close to that (I want to see TBV go Shippuden long, albeit w less fat)
>>285497337I'm so used to feeling sick that it didn't phase me too much
>>285497415Most of the regulars are in their mid to late twenties or above, myself included.
>>285497415I'm 30 (boltfags are the real old heads)
>>285497398So you have no evidence it was fake besides coping? It doesn't look photoshopped at all
>>285497421Disgusting sand cunt. Fuck off. >>285497435He's good at it, apparently. Fuck that faggot.
>>285497415Im 24>>285497419Well I hope it ends soon if it means we get new content
>>285497443Pathetic coping. You lost and got humiliated by being scared of pussy pictures. Weird how you never reacted this way toward any of the gay scat porn spammed in these threads but only get offended by a vagina.
Hmmm dramafag has gotten quiet.....
Mental illness
>>285497464>by being scared of pussy picturesDisgusted*>Weird how you never reacted this way toward any of the gay scat porn spammed I saw that in the archives and I don't really like posting there so I couldn't react and it makes me as sick as it makes you. >get offended by a vaginaAlways. I fucking hate f*males.
>>285497479You've been in those threads with the gay porn being spammed and said nothing about it. Very sus
>>285497504You think the degenerate that has been doing that since before I came to /a/ is going to stop just by telling him to? Not even the jannies care if you report it, I've tried, they do nothing. Shit's FUCKED, pun intended.
Kunoichis must heal us all.....pls try
>>285496649Kek that's really funny
>>285497527>see gay porn>say nothing>see pussy>lose your fucking mindhmmm
I think dramafag is sasukefag. The samefagging stopped when the femanons proved him wrong.
>sasjeet lost AGAINBro has a humiliation fetish
>>285497563Because that's Sakon trying to humiliate me. The other can be hidden with a click. Fucking idiot.