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In the wake of the recent sad news I thought it would be appropriate to give this story an honest read.
The plan is to a few chapters every day, less than a volume, but still get this wrapped up within January rather than stretch it out to, like, August
So let's find out together what it's really like having a little sister
>bad news?
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284635289/

Chapter 167: Umaru & School Conferences Part 2

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Tiny momma
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Chapter 168: Umaru & the Educational Show
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Caught red handed
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Surely no one here is singing along to shows for children
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You're showing too much of your power level, girl.
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There were no survivors.
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Chapter 169: Umaru & the Smartphone Game
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Chapter 170: Oniichan & Little Sister Talk
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Same, Bomba
Though honestly it was my parent's fault for letting me have a tv in my room
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Extremely dangerous chapter.
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Based older siblings
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Chapter 171: Umaru & the Keepsake

I should read YuGiOh at some point. I own the first 9 volumes
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What are your nostalgic PS1 games?
For me it's Spyro, Crash, Dragon Warrior VII, and Suikoden II
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Symphony of the Night gets you an awkward little duck monster
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The only ones I'm really nostalgic for on PS1 are Chocobo Racing, and some random-ass 3-D puzzle platformer about some bunny robot that had to jump around some floating islands for some reason that I can't remember anymore. I never got around to figuring out how to find BIOS files for PSX emulation so I never got around to figuring out what the name of the second game was. Plus it was in Japanese and I'm a dekinai so that added to the demotivation too.
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Chapter 172: Umaru & Marathon Training

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I think you're thinking of Jumping Flash!
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I only had a N64 and mostly played the game which everyone had.
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I remember sharpening my fighting game skills playing Darkstalkers back in the day
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Chapter 173: Umaru & Marathon Day
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>3 moms and 1 brother
IMAGINE
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Just look at that form!
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>>285488859
That’s hell she’s getting into.
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I get a pain shooting down from my shoulder when I go running
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>>285489244
There was a storytime a couple of years ago, it was a great read.
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Chapter 174: Umaru & the Question
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I started with the PS2.
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Look, it’s not!Digimon.
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To be clear, she's been calling her shisho this whole time, right?
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Chapter 175: Umaru & the RPG

DQXII waiting room
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How can one not be able to drink soda?
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That's enough for today

Tune in tomorrow for some UMR-san
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I love the little light crosses around Hikari's head.
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BIG BROTHER! GO GET SOME COH-LAH!
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>>285490425
Thanks for the dump Magister.
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>>285488859
Umaru you devil
You don't introduce impressionable young children to GACHA
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>>285489329
>Pedo-meter Quest
My mind went to the wrong place for a second there.
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>>285488506
>got like 3 of each mom total
What a rip off.
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>>285489290
Crash 2/3/CTR/Bash, Spiderman 1 & 2, and Pepsiman are the ones I recall off the top of my head.
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>>285488933
Gamblers fallacy always wins
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>>285489244
>all the other manga and references were parodies
>this is just straight up yu gi oh
How did he do it?
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>fallacy
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>Bomba's mother
IMAGINE
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>>285489307
>CT
I still have no idea what the deal with this image is.
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>I'm no basic bitch onii-chan. i don't do pumpkin spice lattes and uggs
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>Suikoden II
you, I like you
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I've been getting terrible motion sickness while playing Skyrim recently
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I just realized that Kirie is the author's self-insert.
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Sounds like it. I guess that's one mystery solved.
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>>285489290
well in my case the ps2 came out before i was born, so i'm afraid i don't have an answer for that one
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>>285488859
another victim to the swamp
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>>285488859
I bet the first is UMR
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>>285489213
Is she celebrating having a casual conversation with Taihei earlier that day?
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>>285488995
Me when my mom asks the same thing
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>>285489213
>Wine
HAG
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>>285488616
That's it?
No hag teasing stuff?
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>>285489380
Oh hey! It's Monster Farm (Monster Rancher in the west), and it genuinely works just like this. Grab some CDs and have som cockfights with your pet monsters.

The things you learn through youtube recommendations.
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>>285489802
>Hamster Hunter
>on the Vita
Interesting that Sankakuhead chose this one This is a parody of Frontier G, which was a Japan exclusive multi-platform MMO; apart from that the Vita only had ports of PSP Monster Hunters. Meanwhile its contemporary the 3DS saw multiple mainline entries, 3, 4, and Generations, with all being Nintendo exclusives (and in 4's case, purely a 3DS exclusive with 3 and Gen having versions on the Wii U/Switch).

I guess more Umaru related the flagship monsters of 3 and 4 are getting their own hood merch, since both showed up in the newest entry and time is a flat circle so hood merch is cool again I guess. Kinda want to get one after this reread because Komaru always looks so cozy, but I'm not a cute shapeshifting nugget so it might not be all that nice for me.
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>>285493900
I might genuinely get that for my otouto
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>>285489213
The good ol' alcoholic 'one glass a day' pour up to the rim
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>>285489329
>predigivice Digimon brickhouse
That is unc ancient. That belongs in a museum.
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What is the solution for FPS motion sickness?
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Something something FOV
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What are "the recent sad news" ?
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Autism
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>>285488801
Kirie upskirt
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>>285488859
>gacha
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>>285489290
Does TSF likes UMR because she has a complex about her brother?
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>>285489802
Fatty
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>>285490095
Imagine being a mangaka's editor
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>>285489352
Wish I still had all my old PlayStation magazines. Suppose at least I still have the old demo discs laying around.

>only 10 discs
I thought I had more.
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>>285492005
The joke is Toriama could only draw one face
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>>285488847
What's the first game a reference to?
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>>285492005
kek I never noticed the sun before
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>>285489921
I like how there's a limit to Umaru's "perfectness".
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>>285490011
But, wait, wouldn't this cause her public image to start to crumble?
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>>285490252
Maybe she gets grossed out by it? That's the case for me, at least. I used to be able to drink soda and eat sweets and junk food just fine as a child, but at some point, as a teen, I started dieting. Eventually, I came to have abstained from those things for so long that they barely even register as edible to me anymore. I can't even image consuming them again, no matter the occasion. Luckily enough, I very rarely have to attend social events, so I usually don't even get in situations where I have to turn down food and drinks.
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>>285490252
Some people can't deal with carbonated drinks
I personally like to shake mine a bit to get rid of a lot of it
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>finds out spergy kid has a smartphone
>IMMEDIATELY gets her addicted to gacha
I'm sorry, guys... I... I can't defend Umaru anymore. This is actually evil.
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>>285500333
Trainspotting ahh behaviour. 15 days later they'll have to go 'ass to ass' for old farts to pay rerolls. This shi doesn't happen with Warframe.
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>>285494643
They still make 'em, ya know

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Dude, I put it in the OP this time
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>>285500464
The period between graduating high school, getting accepted to uni, and deciding a major is so stressful. Feels like you are deciding what the rest of your life is going to look like before experiencing anything.
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>>285501382
People unironically change majors during college all the time.
People also change careers all the time too. And I'm not talking "working at 7/11 until you get a real job" sort of deal. Genuine changes in career and industry.

Happens all the time.
But it would be nice if you could get it "right" the first time so you don't "feel" like you "wasted" the earlier years. But sometimes the trajectory is necessary for your final destination. It depends on the person, etc.

I think the real important thing is to just have a solid idea on what you like or type of thing you want to do, and start walking along the path even if it's not going to be your final one.
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>>285499918
It's a mystery. Even Shakespeare made a lot of references to things that are lost to time, because everyone then knew about it so why bother detailing what it was (especially when literacy rates were so low)? It's like younger kids not knowing about blowing on game cartridges or rewinding VHS tapes.
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>>285488933
>5%
>ultra rare
Gachamigos, is this accurate?
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>>285502061
Depends on the gacha
5% is very generous in relation to what it could've been
FGO usually has a 0.7% ~ 0.8% chance of a featured 5 star servant being pulled in the gacha, and FEH usually is at 3% ~ 4% for any of the multiple featured 5 star units in general, and that gets divided by the number of featured units of the color you're pulling for.
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>>285494125
I caved and bought one since preorders opened back up for the blue Lagiacrus and I have core memories of playing the MH3U demo on my 3DS. Gore Magala from 4 has one also and it's arguably cuter.
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>>285489849
Do the japs really have to partake in marathons during High School? Full 42,2 km? Gee, I guess Bataan Death March was just a field trip...
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>>285503221
Preorders where?
I set an alert on HLJ but that was it
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>>285489849
>Nii san stole my bike
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>>285490011
At least they finished.
Finishing last is still better than quitting partway.
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>>285504733
Amiami reopened theirs today, which is some strange coincidence because last night they were closed just like HLJ. The Gore Magala preorders never closed from what I can tell.
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>>285500114
>Umaru-chan is such a good person she supported her big tittied friend till the end, she is an angel!
>of course, sprint runners do not train for endurance races, it's like picking an F1 for the Paris-Dakar!
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>>285506057
Thanks anon
Hopefully orders are still open five hours from now
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>>285501847
It's Monster Strike. That's also what she's playing in the last panel.
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>>285500114
It doesn't, it was all in her head to begin with.
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>>285490251
I want to play Pepesona 4.
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>>285490394
She's better than you Umaru
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>>285335575
Really cool detail,and so sad seeing what happened to the mangaka's sister. If she had lived and Umaru was still ongoing, you just know we'd be getting drawings of Umaru with a fat PS5 on the floor.
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>>285336125
This is cap, after my uncle's suicide in 2021, my grandmother,mom and family got on a spate of puzzles, first some QR codelottery puzzle with a chance for a prize, then a Thomas Kinkade of Baby Yoda standing near a swamp, and finally a thing of Superman vs Doomsdaythat was 1000+ pieces that finally made us give up. You aren't doing some uber huge puzzle in a night,super oniichan or no.

Also, thinking about that, I wonder if Sankakuhead's sister took her own life as the result of the genetic condition, its really vague the way he said it.........my heart goes out to the guy.
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>>285501382
not that, I mean I went to grad school to drag things out even longer and still have no career goals
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Chapter 176: Umaru & the Playground
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Imagine working on a Saturday
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What a champion
What a king
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Chapter 177: Umaru & Odd Jobs
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>>285514583
Bomber, you bring dishonor to Clan Motoba by chosing neet life
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>>285514666
Just start streaming, my nugga. Folks will make it rain to watch you playing the geimus.
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>>285514548
>mid(late?)-20s man playing on a playground with high school girls in the middle of the day
Bomber's flying too close to the sun.
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Chapter 178: Umaru & the Drive
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Tristan Taylor is Sankaku's editor?
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Chapter 179: Umaru & the Sick Day
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>>285514740
What's Tachibana Maki blastin' in her ride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjbe4RKbwQ&list=RDqfjbe4RKbwQ&start_radio=1
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Chapter 180: Umaru & Santa Claus

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https://youtu.be/AvssQvnXSS8
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>>285481104
Yeah, so anyways to you two please read my post. Alex was a NEET and not going to school so he went to Japan-maybe with his mother maybe not. And Sylphn was just a 6 year old loli then. You can even see how she pitched a tantrum and wanted to go to Japan solely to see her onii-sama in the Lake Sagami arcade chapter.

She is to Alex what Bomber wishes Kirie behaved towards himself, a serious brocon.
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>greenland
Umaru please, let's avoid this topic for now.
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Melli Kurisumasu. /a/!
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>>285515067
How many times have we looped around and had a Christmas chapter again? 3?
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>>285514457
Name my group.
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>>285515126
>we all know why he cried now
Shit
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>>285354032
Which episode was this chapter?
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It's a bit early but I'll have to cut it there for now

Tonight's Chapter: Magister & the Mystery Concert
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>>285515233
Thx
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>>285514666
>stick newspaper to the other side and vacuum
That really works?!
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>>285514583
This was NOT the chapter I needed to see after applying for jobs
God, I hate working
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>>285514870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XYrDqDgnA0
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>>285515053
No, no, it's Iceland.
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>>285515126
Oh no, we're so close now.
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>>285514695
Shit, if Umaru is as good as the manga suggests, if pay to watch her
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>>285515233
Thanks for the dump Magister and enjoy your """mystery""" concert.
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>>285515992
Two weeks my friend invited me out and has been really cagey about the details
Told me not to look up the show
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>>285515015
If you’re really sorry, you should marry Kanau and pump her full of babies.
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>>285514937
For some reason, that top right panel made me sad. Seeing Umaru look scared
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>>285516187
Watch your back Magister.
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>>285516007
TSF is too cute
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>>285516497
kirie...
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>>285515061
Tracksuit Kanau sexo
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>>285515126
Did she die at this time or still ill?
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>>285519860
I think she was dead at this point.
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>>285519842
Anon those are pajamas
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>>285514583
>~<
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>>285515161
lift to carry your kids
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>>285515067
Could you even figure it out past a certain age? Like, we put a lot of effort into convincing kids that Santa is real, down to hiring people to impersonate him at malls and giving him his own postal code. You kinda have to let kids know that he's not real while they're still young enough to trust you without question, or else they'll accuse you of lying and point to all the manufactured evidence we create as proof.
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>>285521057
In Hikari's case probably not. She's a socially oblivious shut-in who doesn't really communicate with anyone outside of her bubble. She's kind of tragic.
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>>285516187
inb4 it's a donkey show
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>>285515061
>barefoot and in pajamas outside when it's snowing
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>>285522656
That is the kind of shit that gives you Japanese Deathly Flue. She gonna get isekai'd with no cheatcodes.
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>>285514937
>tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
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>>285515293
The point is to increase suction power at the vacuum endpoint. So if you basically cover up the screen door, you're not wasting suction by sucking in air from the sides. But the suckage happens at the perimeter of the tube where the air is actually being sucked in because the newspaper blocks literally everything else so I'm not sure you want newspaper. I guess it works as a "good enough" solution.

Conversely this is how you wash meshes and shit in general. You put your hand or something on one side, and scrub and spray on the other. That way you guarantee you get shit off instead of just shoving them through the holes back and forth every time you swap sides.
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>>285514575
Bomba was rather cute as a shota.
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>>285515067
OL was so close to nabbing him on Christmas. If he took that invite inside Taipei may have been finished. Foiled again...
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>>285515005
Santa isn't what?
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>>285489290
Digimon World 3.
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>>285514542
They need correction
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>>285514569
Oh no, hits too close home
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>>285489936
>the result of pressure free education

This is the most boomer whining imaginable, the only point to be class to be fit and healthy, which can be done in a gym.
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>>285526135
Japanese educational system used to be based on manufacturing low quality explosives for a doomed war effort.
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>>285490425
Okay so obviously they’re playing Dragon Quest XI, but I don’t get it, I thought it was a 1 player game? Also, what exactly are they doing together? Are they doing story beats and major quests on their own,and then coming together to just mindlessly grind monsters in the wilderness? Or the exact reverse of that?
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>>285524611
Nothing anon, nothing.
Everything is fine
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>>285515005
not even hesitating to destroy her innocence
between this and the gacha bit, Umaru is truly a devil
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>>285528428
How many days work of cola money kid umaru blow through to pull top knot cat do you think?
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>>285515188
>beat my games backlog for me and get all the achievements
Holy shit, I want to hire Umaru Odd Jobs.
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>>285521057
Mall Santas aren't really part of the ruse. They frequently fall back to "they're Santa's helpers by proxy" when called out.
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>no matter how much money you sink into it, some anime just won't get sequel seasons
So true.
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>justbelieve.in dead
>horizon fanbase scattered to the winds
They say time heals all wounds, but it seems to only make this one hurt worse.
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Chapter 181: Umaru & the Countdown
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Should have been listening to the r/a/dio, Umaru
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Chapter 182: Umaru & the End of Winter Break
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My bed was so cozy warm this morning

oh yeah, >>285517014 >>285521570 I lived.
It was a band called "Thumpasaurus" that I would describe more as noise than sound
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Chapter 183: Umaru & the Blackout
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Chapter 184: Umaru & Eating While Walking
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Objective rankings
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Chapter 185: Umaru & the Online Game
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Who???
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Chapter 186: Umaru & Chocolate
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Gigachad
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Chapter 187: Umaru & Pollen
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It feels so good good not having allergies
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>>285536562
Looks like I was at least half right about the donkey show thing
https://youtu.be/1B1RJiOGPUI?si=YjEKZIZpx2W4VOwa
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>>285536433
>The #1 snack is a flavor of potato chip that doesn't exist outside of Japan
Damn
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Chapter 188: Umaru & Support
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I was just thinking today that professional e-sports seems to have quieted down some
But I'm far from in the loop
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>>285526321
Maybe it's actually Dragon Quest IX?
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Chapter 189: Umaru & Advice
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>>285536460
Why does TSF have an interstate highway sign for a mouth?
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I got a business card today
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>>285532661
Aren't the novels still being translated?
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>>285536146
Why'd she do it?
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So Bomba has chosen a new path

Maybe tomorrow we'll see the obvious shenanigans this stirs up
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>>285538186
Is that Kirie’s editor?
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>>285536325
>She's canonically a blob
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He better shill her about Tanukichi starring the book.
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>>285537001
>Big Mood!!
Hmm? The hell is that?
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>>285537202
I tend to like God Eater more.
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>>285537407
Damn, he's popular.
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>>285537572
Beautiful maiden
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>>285538186
Everything's coming up Bomba!
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>>285537809
It has. A lot of the largest esports orgs have shut down over the last few years or terminated contracts with long-time players
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Thanks for the dump Magister.
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>>285537092
Unpopular opinion, I find hot dogs taste to be disgusting. I don't even like the smell of them.

Would rather just have a regular sausage.
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>>285540812
Different hot dogs can really vary in taste.
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>>285536433
>making hand made soba
What a flex, god damn.
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>>285537857
>I bump into him once in a while...
YOU TWO LIVE TOGETHER.
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>>285537809
All the venture capitalist money dried up at the end the 2010s. Streamers got a big jolt of viewership because of covid, but that started to recede because of people going outside again. Esports limped along off of crypto money for a bit and now a lot of stuff is either dying or being bought by Saudi Arabia. People are still competing, but the world of people who can make a living off of it is shrinking.
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>>285538186
If only it was that easy...
I want to fucking kill myself.
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>>285538186
Bomber, she looks like:
>>285488436
Anything you want to tell to Dr. Freud?
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>>285540812
This is a hot dog sold in Japan, so it's possible it's a normal sausage and/or better than standard American crap.
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>>285537202
This is how I feel whenever I think I'm good at a game, and then run into an UMR or HKR. Can't even pretend I'm on their level to have a rivalry or whatever. Just automatically demoted to B-tier jobber.
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>>285537216
What kind of no game no life nonsense is this?
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>>285545494
I think a lot of animanga and LN's are written by people who don't actually like video games as much as the idea of video games.
The idea of a game having legendary undefeated players who strike fear into the hearts of anyone who sees them log in is cool, but there's really no such thing.
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>>285540812
Personally I can only stomach Nathan's brand hot dogs.
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>>285536460
>Ebin family
Imagine the total bust size
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Umaru-chan cafe in Animate, Akiba
IDK if it's still around but this was a thing
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>>285537773
Two of Japan's most wanted.
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>>285536758
Taihei Blanco
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>>285546504
If anything, those players become the prized targets of PKers. I can't even begin to count the number of times I've been called to war because someone killed a guild leader while they were farming.
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>>285540812
Sausages in general tend to be meh at best for me, except capicollo and sopresata
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>>285537155
Editor imouto?

>>285538062
>26
So he's younger than Kanau? isn't she 28?
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>>285546504
There kind of is in fighting games, especially the more niche ones where people don't just grind ranked all day.
I mean, it's less fear and awe than "Cool, I get to go 0-20 again, maybe I can get a round or two" when the guy that won the last international tournament joins your 2am lobby but still, pretty close.
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>>285538081
Yes they are.
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>>285549264
Only if those servers are PvP-enabled. The fake MMO Umaru was playing is styled on Monster Hunter so it's probably pure PvE. They wouldn't play a server with PvP anyway, purely co-op.
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>>285538097
>Akutagawa
>Akuta
>AKT
Naruhodo.
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>>285549337
I remember her saying she was 30ish at some point. I thought Taihei had said he was 26 or 27 a few Christmas's ago so just ignore the ages because they don't make sense anymore.
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>>285549337
>>285550230
Kanau and Taihei were the same as Umaru and Hikari though. Taihei got an award for being #1, and Kanau got an award for being #1 in the accelerated program, and they were next to each other on stage so presumably she's exactly one year younger.

Taihei also said he was 10 years older than Umaru, making him 26, at least when it started.
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>>285549337
>>285550301
It's stated that Taihei is a year older than Kanau
What I'm thinking is Kanau is 25 and considers herself enough of a hopeless cake to call herself almost 30
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>>285489290
mega man legends. i loved that game to pieces. i was less than 5 years old. i kept the disc in a drawer by itself, kid me didn't understand the concept of things not working anymore. so it gets into a gap between the bottom and back of the drawer. i place my finger in the middle hole, and my thumb on the edge. i lift. my copy of the game snapped. i never played it again until i was in my twenties. god i love mega man legends.

other than that i had some kind of army men game (the green plastic toys), dukes of hazard, monopoly, and then final fantasy 7 who for the longest time i thought the dogs at the very beginning were potato dogs. then the neighbor had mega man x games. i didn't play those, but it was cool to see him play his white ps1 with a little screen attachment

side note: i still have my ps1, the small white one not the big grey one, except the disc holder spinner thing broke and i can't play games with it anymore
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>>285489307
what are the games in this one? bottom left is digimon world. bottom right is chrono trigger. idk what top left and top right could be. i'd like to know what both are, but i'm more interested in top right. mystery horror games are my jam.
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>>285550577
It makes sense: 25 year olds, especially women, will consider themselves closer to 30 than 20 (because they are). 30 in particular is a major (negative) milestone for women, so being over the proverbial "hump" of the mid-point of their 20s makes them practically 30 already.
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>>285550577
How many christmas have happened after that statement?
My bet is that Taihei is 29/28 and Kanau 28/27 right now
Umaru's birthday is in september iirc so she may not be 19 yet
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>>285551414
It operates on long-running manga floating time, they're all still the same age. Happens a lot with highschool settings; SYD went on for over a decade and Tsuda was perpetually stuck as a second year; he did get to age a year, but it was so his little sister could join their school and any more would make his senpai graduate.
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>>285547989
my nuggers
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>>285536597
the Umaru Buddha is too powerfull
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>>285538218
Arigato OP
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So now we have Bomber working for a new editor. This editor knows Kirie from the time she read her book. And she has a lil sister that is a gaming hikiko and has met UMR and Hikari online.
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>>285537092
Sylphyn lives in Germany but has never eaten kebab?
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>>285551232
I don't know about the burger, but the mystery game is likely Kamaitachi no Yoru, an early Chunsoft game.
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>>285489307
>>285551232
the burger game is probably Burger Burger, a tycoon game.
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>>285537155
>AKT
>>285538186
>Akutagawa
Yeah, they must be sisters. Everyone is someone’s sibiling in this manga.
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>>285515126
Oh
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>>285550230
I think the author intended for them to grow older as the manga went on at first but at some point changed his mind and everyone went back to being the age they were at the start of the manga.
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>>285538186
I feel exactly like Bomba
She's such a cutie
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>>285536818
>I kinda dripped on your floor
Umaru what the fuck
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>>285558963
She already went into postapocalyptic repopulation mindset. She was ready to make baby with Ebina.
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>>285556870
I don't think there's anything "probably" about that
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>>285550230
even Taihei's birthday chapter just said "happy mid-twenties" so it's sorta weird to suddenly go back to actual numbers for ages. I don't think author's paying attention
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>>285488402
Dead sister
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Is the UMR and TSF thing ever explained? Like I get they’re concealing their identity, but why? At first I thought it was some kind of Himono thing related to Umaru never wanting anyone else to know about her nerdy ways, but clearly that isn’t it because when she enters that tournament with Sylphin participating EVERYONE does that.

And Umaru chides TSF for a real name introduction. Is Japan that dangerous that winning a small videogame tournament would cause you to get stabbed? Not to mention I feel like nowadays someone would end up using an IC Pass/Banana card and your identity would be revealed putting more money on it anyways…..
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>>285563694
It was a gag for the tournament where contestants wore masks and gave their gamertags all to hide their identities. On a meta level it let Sankakuhead have Ash Ketchum, Bayonetta, Shinya Arino, etc make cameos. On a narrative level it's a funny gag for Sylphyn to ignore all that and desuwa her way into the championships.

The gag keeps going because Umaru's an embarrassed nugget who wants to keep appearances and Sylphyn's silly, desuwa.
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>>285563694
>Umaru never wanting anyone else to know about her nerdy ways
This is still exactly it. Sylphin is a weirdo and also doesn't really give any shits about her reputation. I think its also that the longer you put on a persona around people the harder it is to drop it.
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>>285556779
>>285556870
thanks guys. burger game seems to be japanese only, but i found a video someone made where a girl reads a japanese Kamaitachi no Yoru, but she translates it in english. is this game the reason why we sometimes see "4 people stuck inside in a blizzard and one of them kills the other"? i see it parodied sometimes in anime like Spy x Family, and manga like Syd Craft: Love Is a Mystery
Kamaitachi no Yoru - translated:
part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OQeTdfOHk
part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7KuAPiT8Cc
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Guys, I really think the Tokyo Himouto's can go all the way this year. I just don't see who's going to stop them.
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>>285567172
What if they run out of Cola?
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>>285514569
>We are le flexible, even new hires can popish stuff
>still work 2 hours of overtime everyday

How about he proposes a union for a hard-locked 80 hour workweek?
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>>285514740
>2 door
>4 seater
Come on, sankakuhead, do better. If your going to be wacky, give her the 90s McLaren F1, just go ballad to the wallz.
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>>285570529
>propose, 40 hour
>>285570678
>ballz

That’s what get for trying to comfy post in my bed from an IPad I guess.
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>>285537924
The little numeral is XI though, plus I remember it being on the 3DS as well,when a little later they made the special edition for switch it had the ability to switch between the “newer” 3D mode with full orchestral music and the “classic” 2D mode with midi, and the basis of that is 3ds version. iDK, it’s just so weird to me, teaming up in such a narratively heavy game is strange, FFXIV would’ve made more sense.
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