Volume 43: The Man with the TruthChapter 397: The Man with the TruthPrevious chapter: >>285569247Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285162082/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
Hiashi won.
>>285597508
>>285597536>>285597553Jobber flames actually did something. Obito definitely had to izanagi here
>>285597536Obito looks skinny here, skinnier than the I HAVE POWERS panel
>>285597610I always thought he just phased himself or the flames away with kamui
>>285597667Obito wouldn't have survived the MIFUNE SLASH btw
>>285597536You can straight up see here he's Obito, how did Kishi managed to trick people into believing otherwise until the last arc?
>>285597640Would be kind of funny if Tobi actually got nuked hereThe secret of the Uchiha just vanishes, no explanation for the reader or Sasuke at all
>>285597674I think Kishi had the rough idea for Izanagi already by here. He obviously gets burnt and writhes in pain but then comes back unscathed
>>285597667>>285597691TANKED Jobber flames, Soloking's powers beyond the grave could only deal with the jobber snake.
>>285597536Why didn't Itachi just make Sasuke use Shisui's Kotoamatsukami here to make Obito drop his Akatsuki plans and make him protect Konoha?
>>285597623Is implanting your ability into others also one of Itachi's Mangekyou exclusive abilities?
>>285597715uh Obito isn't old so he wouldn't have wrinkles like that. Retard. And Obito died anyway.
>>285597716Tobi admiting that SOLOGOD just needed more prep time to deal with him beyond the grave
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>>285597716I find it cute how Sasuke is completely out of it after Itachi's death. He really just doesn't understand what's going on now after spending so much time and effort on his revenge.
>>285597759>Information Healthy Itachi
>>285597755>Sakon takes fresh pics by request of his tits while somehow dumping the chapter simultaneouslyHe can't keep getting away with it
>>285597738You should know by now that the Sharingan can do anything the plot demands of it. Rinnegan, too.Sucks to be a Byakugan shitter.
There it is.
>>285597755so why are you not wrangling your buttbuddy when he’s actually having mid-thread melties
>>285597762fucking kek is this the real page? This whole chapter is so lazy.
>>285597785No way........
>>285597726Yeah actually you're probably right now that I think about it. >>285597716seems to imply that also with the 3rd panel
>>285597785Itachi was... le good all along?
>>285597691He plays it cool but he 100% had to use Izanagi to survive that.
>>285597802Most of the part 2 chapters are incredibly lazy
>>285597536It'd be incredibly funny if Sasuke actually killed him and accidentally saved the world here.>>285597691So did he just pretend the flames hurt? He has no reason to be acting goofy here. How did he put them out?Also since when the fuck can you "implant" a jutsu in someone? Why didn't Minato implant a teleportation justu charge in each of his subordinates? Why doesn't Naruto with his functionally infinite chakra implant a multi-shadow clone jutsu into each of his allies? Why doesn't Tsunade implant a healing jutsu in every member of every team?Dumb.>>285597785No, I take it back. THIS is dumb. Literally unbelievable.
>>285597785CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
WE ARE ITACHIIIIIIIIIIWE CAST THE BLACK FIREWE'LL FIGHT FOR KONOHAWE'LL HONOR HIRUZEN
>>285597770I thought that last chapter. Sasuke got his revenge and his expression after waking up in this cave was just totally blank. Like his life was over now that he killed Itachi and he longer gave a shit about anythingThough he still has to make some Uchiha babies to get the clan going again
>>285597785Explain Itachi's plan as a good guy when he used tsukuyomi on Sasuke the second time that left him permanently comatose
>>285597536JOBBERASU
>>285597849THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>285597849This is the proper reaction to someone backstory dumping you after just waking up
>>285597785So was torturing sasuke also part of the plan or did itachi just do this because he wanted to just mess with him ?
>>285597667Yeah, this is really fucking retarded. Why didn't Itachi also implant Amaterasu or Tsukuyomi into Naruto or Kakashi so that it'd activate whenever they looked at one of the Akatsuki members?
>>285597873I dont get why Itachi is a good guy but not danzou who created the plan?
>>285597770It would have been nice to get at least one throwaway panel of Sasuke thinking back on Kakashi's advice about ending up empty. But doubtless Kishi did not remember that happened.
>>285597831Poor Sasuke, guy is literally lost.>>285597849>He has powers>He knows more than ItachiIt's ogre, all the villages should surrender.
>>285597873That was just some brotherly bantz
Watch as the Sasukejeet samefags this thread to bump limit in about 4 or 5 hours and acts confrontational via his personas and then call this thread shit and that it's full of drama and blah blah blah.
I am not impressed with this chapter.
>>285597865If there was any hope left for this manga, this is where it all goes completely to shit.
>>285597873He used tsukuyomi on Kakashi and Sasuke making it essential to bring Tsunade back to the village. Shadow hokage moves.
>>285597905i'm guessing it needs to be someone with a sharingan
>>285597640>what was thatDidn't he just fight that shit? dumbass!
>>285597513>5 fucking panels on the sharigan
Sasuke's shenanigans are legit the most consistently entertaining part of the entire series for me, if only for how much he gets jerked around by everyone else. Every time it looks like he's accomplished something, it's just another rug pull. He's the manga's heel, defiant until the end.
Itachi is the best character in the series.
>>285597898Kek
>>285597716>Itachi?, yeah, he just needed prep time, not even i, Madara would be able to survive his wrath.
>>285598021>in the series*in all of manga and anime
>>285597508The Man With the Trvke
>>285598014Sasuke would have been way better if he went full villain during the kage summit. Murdering a kage or 2 wouldn't stop our hero Naruto from thinking he was the coolest.
>>285597849>I know everything about ItachiWhat are his 3 sizes? What colour are his panties? Who does he have a crush on?
>>285597873Itachi used tsukuyomi on him when he was a 7 year old and he was able to wake up from it. Sasuke wouldn't have been in a coma forever.
>>285597785Saucebros...
>>285598014>>2855980715KS Sasuke is pretty fucking good. People bitch and whine about it but he's not even really unreasonable there.
>>285597623Itachi's and Obito's mangekyos are the only ones that kind of look like evolutions of the regular sharingan
>>285598071He got his ass handed there and if it wasn't for Gaara meddling he would've been dead
>>285597940Kakashi would have worked then, but also if people started firing amaterasu at random akatsuki members all of a sudden they would realize Itachi is a mole
>>285598071>>285598099It's kind of a shame too, because I consider 5KS to be peak Sasuke content. It sucks that he pretty much regresses after his encounter with edo Itachi in the War arc. He's feels like a non-character until after Kaguya when he declares his Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution (tm).
>>285597674The flames would've just come into the kamui dimension with his body. That's why Obito couldn't just use kamui to get away from Konan's billions of paper bombs.
>>285597961And? Looks fucking sick.
>>285597884In hindsight Obito saved Kakashi again this would have killed him since they share eyes, kek.
>>285597810>Even Sasuke doesn't believe this shit>>285597902Just big brother things.
>>285597716So is the reason why amaterasu was Sasuke's MS ability because Itachi implanted it into his eye? Or was just a because they're related?
>>285597716>only reason Itachi didn't solve the plot postmortem is he didn't know all of Obito's jutsu
>>285598102Madara's does too.
>>285597961It actually works very well for once, it's basically a horror movie sequence
>>285598099I love psychosuke. He should have had a personality more like that from the beginning of part 2 based on how he was at the end of part 1 and Orochimaru's influence.
>>285598014Sasuke is basically punished at every turn for being self-actualized and proactive. The world of shinobi is intent on forcing him into being a tool.
>>285598132Lmao
>>285598244>>285598172Fun fact: Psychosuke is kind of more reasonable than VotE Sasuke stabbing his bud while laughing
>>285598205>it was all a prank, Sasuke>the camera's right there
>>285597758Kek
Sasuke literally did nothing wrong
See ya tomorrow, anons.
>>285598303Mass murderAttempted genocideTreasonFratricide by proxyTerrorismAssault and batteryVigilantismPsychological abuseMutilationAttempted usurpationStalkingAttempted kidnappingAttempted global dissolution
>>285598099>kills a bunch of neutral samurais>says he wants to destroy all of Konoha because of what 4 stupid boomers planned behind everyone's backs>not unreasonable Are you retarded?Are you retarded?
>>285598205This seems like a decent panel for a 'it was like she was looking at walking garbage' edit
>>285597716Ummm
>>285598266>>>285598385
>>285597513HOLY SHIT SASUKE UNLOCKED MS????
>>285598335Cheers
>>285598385>kills a bunch of neutral samuraisIn self defense>says he wants to destroy all of Konoha because of what 4 stupid boomers planned behind everyone's backsCivilians is too far but he sees all the system as complicit and he says himself why. Maybe "not unreasonable" is pushing it too far but everything about it makes sense and is expected. A lot of vengeful people would indiscriminately bomb the country that destroyed theirs.
>>285598335Thanks for the dump. I hate it
>>285598335Thanks non-schizo OP.
>>285598459>ackshually if you break into someone's house and stab them to death before they get to shoot you then that would just be self defense
>>285597734Couldn't he have done this at any point earlier in the fight? Or even in the first time they met after the massacre?
hell yeah time to read a new chappy
>>285598459>In self defenseHe's a wanted terrorist that broke into their property.
>>285598459>In self defenseAnon he invaded the place with the intent to kill danzo this was not self defence.
>>285597755>Schizo is using Schizoji picsChecks out
>>285597822This is cope, he just phazed through it.
>>285597755>that one schizo complaining about jeets, LLM and low quality posts is coincidentally absent while sakon is dumping and pretending to be a "femanon" in previous thread
>>285598573>>285598562>>285598593Okay it's clearly not legal self defense but he's not seeking them out, just "if you're in my way you're dead". Put yourself in his shoes, he's avenging his loved ones, family, clan. With a clear mind it's easy to say "you should only target Danzo and the elders and only disable the samurais" but at that point Sasuke just didn't give a shit. It's like Spec Ops when you start shooting civilians because you're just too angry.
>>285597691>>285597716>Itachi being glazed post mortemAs expected of my HERO
>>285598572Naruto deserved better.
>>285597667>Implanted an ocular jutsuSo how did Itachi do this?
>>285598572Cute.
>>285598630Sure, but him not having a "clear mind" doesn't make his actions any more reasonable.
>>285598099No, you're wrong and stupid.
>>285598679You can drop "reasonable" but at the very least he's not just some badly written unhinged psycho, his behavior is what a lot of real people would do in similar situations
>>285598655>still trying to stir waifushit in 2026won't work
>>285598655It's hard to get better than the best.
>>285597716This "jutsu programming" never made much sense to me. How do you set up a trigger based on someones eye contact for example.
>>285598716What if Itachi implanted the Amaterasu in his eyes?
>>285598655>Loved him for who he was>Will never cheat despite his short comingThat's already better than Naruto deserves lol.
>>285598630>but he's not seeking them outHe attacked them first.
>>285598738Magic
>>285598764>knocking him outHe only killed when they came in crowds and didn't stand down
>>285598403I did it myself (100 hours in paint)
>>285598746>Will never cheat
>reason why Hinata doesn't care about Naruto's dick size is because she had time traveled and molested Naruto since childhood
>>285598783>knocking him outAn attack.
>>285598847>...But enough about my cuckold fantasies
>>285597865What's even the idea here? That Itachi wiped out his own clan to save his hometown and his little brother? Why would he've had to kill their own parents too? Why not spare them to look after Sasuke?
>>285598738>This "jutsu programming" never made much sense to me.It's like paper bombs be rigged to explode when someone gets near
>>285597691o my rubber eye!
>>285598630Yeah, I'm sure the judge will buy that.
>>285598847Hinata is introducing him to her sister
>>285598335>>285597865Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
>>285598303>>285598362Worst of all he made his boyfriend kneel before another man and beg him, and then gave him a panic attack.It's just not right. He's a real jerk.
fresh out of the oven
>>285598892His parents said it was cool and that Itachi was awesome.
>>285598914>i happily marriedLmao you're never home.>we have two powerful kids because they get good genes from both sidesLmao. Bort is only powerful because of the ayy lmao and Himawari is only powerful because of Kurama. Sarada is the one powerful because of good genes.
>>285597906Danzo gets an entire flashback sequence to establish that beneath all his "shadow of the leaf" stuff he is fundamentally a good guy who was just playing the cards he was dealt.
>>285598847The actual unedited shot had him with Sasuke btw.
>>285598892>why kill the leader of the coup d'etatAre you an idiot?
>>285598255he's a ninja, by definition he's a tool.
>>285598914>Kill herHe was playing bad cop to interrogate her before realizing she wasn't a Shin.
>>285598362None of this is wrong.
>>285597755I had fun discussing the show last time. I'm always down to descuss it, but you're the one who keeps screeching about insane psyops. This thread shall stay comfy though, so I'll humor you no more
>>285597873A brotherly prank.
>>285599042>the schizo is now trying to gaslight us that it's sakon who's the one who calls everyone a sasukefagNice try.
>>285599042>All of them have Sasuke's face>>285599048Boruto was already a prodigy before Momoshiki and even blitzed Sarada in BASE multiple times.Himawari one shot Naruto btw.
>SasukeFAG has only one kid to prevent another Sasuke Itachi Madara Izuna situation>HinaQUEENS's son is already aiming to destroy Sasuke's kid future lineage with Uzumaki/Hyuga genesIt's so over for Uchihas.How can he restore clan's glory if Sarada's going to be known as Uzumaki Sarada?
>>285598855>Future Hinata is the one who took care of him when he was a babyyes, it's all coming together
>>285599132>Boruto was already a prodigyHe was skilled for his age, but he wasn't that powerful. It was ayy lmao shit that made him powerful.
>>285597785ENTER one of the biggest retcons
>>285599042I'm not even the one who says "Hiashi won". What a stupid fucking drawing. Stop trying to make Sakon look like the victim, asshole. >>285599105Drop the LARP, homosexual.
>>285597923I don't even mind Itachi having a reason for the massacre, but the lengths Kishi goes to make him a complete dindu after this is sickening.
>Uzumaki Saradadafug? Spiraling salad?
>>285599105Cute whore sakonsis
>>285597902just a little brotherly prank ofc
>>285598429This happens quite a lot in this colored version but it mostly happens when the text isn't in a white bubbleI think they'd need to completely erase and try to redraw the background but instead just say fug it and write over the jp text
>>285599123>>285599132>the schizo is now trying to gaslightI just thought it was funny...>All of them have Sasuke's faceThey're supposed to be masks or something like that...Damn... Sorry. I won't do it again.
>>285599136I don't read Boruto, does anybody know if Sarada is actually crushing on Boruto? Is that looking like the end game ship?
>>285599249:( I thought it was a nice meme, anon.
>>285599250Who?Who? Who?
>>285599278You're replying to him. Reminder that all drawfags are sasukefg.
>>285599249>>285599042It was funny, anon. I smirked.
In Kishi/Ikemoto's place idk who responsible for the plot I would keep Sarada alone/marry her into Shin's clone to restore and repopulate Uchihas.
>>285599042lol
>>285599306You're replying to sasukefag.
>>285599211
>>285599136>made a post about people caring about boruto bc muh naruto canon ships>now thisso I was right
>>285599311Kawaki has no last name btw.
>>285599088Are we supposed to believe Sasuke's mom would lead a coup with an army of one small child and an elderly pastry shop owner?
>>285599160Not a retcon. It was hinted at in part one.>Itachi out right telling Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai that he and Kisame are looking for Naruto>Kakashi wondered why Itachi used Tsukuyomi instead of just killing him>Asuma questioned why despite Itachi already being inside the village he hasn't found Naruto yet despite it being easy since he already knows what he looks like>Kisame questioned Itachi as why they had to run from Jiraiya since he could've dealt with him with his power>the Uchiha revolt was hinted at in the final valley flashback when Fugaku was talking about Itachi being the pipeline between the village nerve center and clanItachi being "good" wasn't a retcon.
>>285599152Momoshiki doesn't boost his base stats, and he literally blitzed 3T Sarada with chidori when they fought Boruto.
>>285599425Who?WHO?WHO?
>>285599412She did.
>>285597691Itachi with prep time is unbeatable.
What was the purpose of killing babies and toddlers? They don't remember shit
>>285599392nta but what are you implying? that he's gonna possibly take Uchiha/Uzumaki as his last name?
>>285597831
>>285599425>he literally blitzed a weak characterOh wow.
>>285599392Who the FUCK Is that
>>285599459They'll seek revenge when they grow up.
>>285598088Oh ok it was only a temporary month+ long coma. I can see how that was part of the good guy plan.
>>285597865our fvarking hero..
>>285599468>I repeat. I'm making up the story as I go. I am a hack. Itachi did nothing wrong.
>>285599544
>>285599163>Sakon look like a victimHe has been a victim since he took over Ramen's dump as well as all the people that hated him keeping this daily up.Him not being innocent or a "pure chungus" in this drama war doesn't really invalidate that as morality doesn't have anything to do with being a victim.
>>285599460Sarada keeps her last name with the possibility to continue bloodline. Kawaki has no kekkei genkai making him an ideal partner.
>>285597785So you're telling me a 11 years old child managed to kill his entire clan and his parents then he tortured his little brother because he loved him so much.
>>285599088Who exactly was there left to lead after Itachi annihilated Fugaku's entire following? There is no such thing as a leader without followers. Was then the mere premeditation a crime punishable by death or worse, and Itachi mercy-killed his dad to spare him from the wrath of the government? Why his mom then? Would Mikoto have gotten "punished" too for nothing more than being a member of the same household? Then why wasn't Sasuke?
>>285599323So are you.
>>285599425*BoroSorry, their names are similar
>Already 200 posts in around an hour>Open seething over Sakon>Doing the "Who?" shtick over Boruto>Made another le quirky drawing that is centered around who or what he seethes over (Sakon)The pajeet is really mad about being called gay and having a girl make fun of him lol.
>>285599618I don't care. The faggot is getting even fanart now. Fuck you.
>>285599580There is something so painfully funny about this being damn near the exact same face he canonically makes
>>285599480The point was less about Boruto being an ubermensch and more about Sarada not being genetically better than this.
>>285599634Those bakery owners would have become blood crazed vengeance monkeys. It had to be done.
>>285599345what have they done to her...?
>>285598255Despite what Naruto himself says, the point of shinobi are being tools for daimyos
>Even OC gets shit on nowLmao I don’t know what either side expects from the threads anymore. The word "comfy" left this establishment looong ago.
>>285599627
>>285599696Kek wtf this is like 20th-Century Antigermanic propaganda
>>285599136Sarada is already Uzumaki from her mother's side
>>285599696Tobirama...
>>285597508Is this the point where we say goodbye to Sasuke's classic parted hair?
>>285599634>Who exactly was there left to lead after Itachi annihilated Fugaku's entire following?Every Uchiha supported it.
>>285598621If he could phase through it to begin with then he wouldn't have caught fire and been startled.
>>285599724The schizo likes to falseflag to claim every Drawfag is the Sasukefag cuz he's mad the Hanabi drawfag got bullied out of here.
>>285599683Her MS is far better than him without ayy lmao shit.
>>285599779Invariably false. You never get 100% support on absolutely anything in a group of more than circa 150 people.
>>285599771Sakura's dad is an Uzumaki?
>>285599820Don't forget that women love him too.
>>285599827>Invariably falseNo it isn't.
>>285599779Even Itachi? Lmao, you moron.
>>285599822Lol no, he stat mogs her hard.>>285599807He's playing retarded.
>>285599831No, her mom is.
>>285599820
>>285599831What does Sakura have to do with this?
>>285599878Literally scroll up you blind motherfucker.
>>285599867>he stat mogs her hardBecause of ayy shit yeah.
>>285599875Sakura is an Uzumaki? Where was this confirmed?
>>285599105I'm curious, is there anything you like about Hidan besides the fact you wanna fuck him?
>Sarada is stronglmao. She's worse than Sasuke when he was 12. Byakugo seal doko? Why Himawari needs to heal her? Father is away and can't teach her, but Sakura can train her. Yet Sarada only uses Sasuke's arsenal
>>285599890Calm down. Take your pills.
>>285597785Contender for worst chapter in the series. I remember being on MangaHelpers and hoping the scans were fake.
>>285599042Faggot. You RETARD.
>>285599911Sarada, no one mentioned Sakura, who has never had sex with Sasuke.
>>285599905He does so in base even.
>>285599838 >Madara revived? Easy, just have to destroy my heart and take the Juubi.>Itachi with prep time? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>285599820>how much he wants to get sodomizedThis never happened
>>285599042God fucking damn it I hate you all so much.
>>285599931Nagato resurrecting everyone after talk no jutsu and Naruto hyperventilating over Sasuke then passing out are both as bad.
>>285599938His base is affected by ayy shit retard. Karma rewrites your genes, he's base was affected.
>>285599880Everything.
>>285599936Of course Sarada never had sex with Sasuke, that's his daughter.
>>285597716The text bubbles form a dick in the thumbnail.
>>285599042kek its true sasukefag does samefag like crazy
>>285599983Nobody made any remarks on this in any significant way beyond an one off quote from Momoshiki.
>>285600027I top btw
>>285600027He didn't say anything about being the bottom in either of those posts.
>>285600044
>>285600027Where does it say he wants to get sodomized?
>>285599915There is. I didn't give a very elaborate reply last time because it would involve a few lengthy walls of text. If you actually want to read that though, I'll post it
>>285600055He's talking about them mastering space time ninjutsu not about them becoming too strong.
>>285600092He literally says they're full ayys stop fucking coping. It affected his base.
It's interesting how all kids in Boruto share traits of both their parents
This is just funny. Maybe Sakura got mad at Sarada for being born which forced her to stay at home away from her precious oneitis. Why is a grown ass woman mad at simple question.
>>285600069It's fine, I'll read it
>>285600126>>285600120>>285600055>>285599875FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
>>285600060The only faggot is yourself.
>>285600148>getting mad people are talking about the series in a naruto thread???
>>285600120Yeah, it was a really bold move from kishi to make Sasuke impregnate a hag though.
>>285599713I don't know but Sasuke's kneeling because of it
>>285600117bc people want to read manga and discuss naruto, not sakon or your read your retarded posts.
>>285600172That is NOT Naruto. >>285600181Kill yourself.
>>285600060Where is the defence in either of those posts?They are merely saying you fucking lied.
>>285600117It's 2026
>>285600126>Maybe Sakura got mad at Sarada for being bornOf course she's mad. She is raising Karin's daugher.
>>285600105If you say so.>>285600263>>She is raising Karin's daugher.
>>285600126Bottom left panel says it all. Sakura is a nanny for Sasuke's eugenic child. A 12 year old unraveled Sakura's lies.
>>285600203>That is NOT NarutoBoruto was introduced in Naruto?
>>285600186I'm a Hinatafag but damn Sakura rocks that nurse outfit hard
>>285599652It must remind him of highschool...
>>285600274>If you say soThe manga said so.
>>285597536>Yo let's talk>amaterasuLol, no chill, just fuck you
>>285600045>both Sakon AND Hidansis are tops
>>285597536M-Masaka!?
>>285600323That's not saying they are becoming physically enhanced because of it.
>>285600323Who? WHO?
Boruto will get Momoshiki ripped out of him.Or Boruto will die for our sins. One of these two. They can't have him walk around infested
>>285600332There's a huge irony in you saying this while being a resident 4chan schizo.
>>285600332Will you have a melty when we get to chapter 700?
>I support homosexuality. In fact I'm bisexual, when they say I'm the village bicycle it wasn't just the menWhat did Hanabi mean by this?
>>285600391Who? Who?Who?
>>285600143I like that Hidan doesn't have a tragic backstory, so you can just completely condemn his actions. He has always killed for fun, and has always found a justification to do it. As a shinobi, he was obviously expected to kill. He believes that's what shinobis are supposed to do, and he's not really wrong. They're soldiers. Yugakure deteriorating from a shinobi village to a tourist site was devastating to him, and he temporarily lost his meaning in life. When Hidan devoted himself to jashinism, he found a new justification to kill. Now he's been given the devine right to do so! And again, he's not completely wrong. I'm not calling the murders justified, but there IS a higher power rewarding him for it. He's not just talking out of his ass when it comes to his faith, there's real substance to it. It's also interesting that he seems to respect other religions as well, as seen by his disdain of killing a monk for money. He told Kakuzu it's a surefire way to burn in hellSo he does have his own obscure moral compass, but he's still a villian who doesn't want anyone's sympathy or pity. Dude is the type of character who's death you're supposed to cheer for. Yet Hidan's also a humorous comic-relief character, in an otherwise very grim and jokeless arc. I like how he balances these two roles. Another fun aspect is his kinda contradictory narure of being a stupid rude foul-mouth, but also a very strict pious fanatic
>>285600417Why do you think she was always blushing around Hinata?
>>285600366>literally say they turned into otsutsuki which are all powerful aliens>they didn't get enhanced despite us seeing that they did because uhh they just didn't okCoping hard.
>>285597667jobberflames REALLY never killed anyone uh?
>>285600429He likes to bully and provoke for fun (especially when bored). But if you're able to not take it personally, I think Hidan's uniroically one of the easier Akatsuki members to get along with. He's not grumpy, aloof, or deceptive like most of em. Bro's always down for some funny chit-chat and entertaining activity. And when Kakuzu picked up his headband for him, he showed genuine gratitude. I think he wants to be tight with his partner (Hidan himself said partners are supposed to have each other's backs), but he also has too much fun annoying the old fart. Think about it, Hidan has actual reasons to hate Kakuzu's guts. Unc doesn't humor him with conversations or fights, and he drags him around for bounty hunts that Hidan couldn't care less about. More importantly, the man is a raging heathen who only cares about money, and he constantly mocks and insults Hidan's beloved god. Kakuzu must be the embodiment of sin and blasphemy in his eyes. Yet, Hidan said that Kakuzu can be a pretty nice guy when he tries. I don't think Hidan was just teasing him, I think he saw through gramps' indifferent act and actually appreciated the kindness. With all that said, Hidan honestly seems more playful than vicious in his interactions with his peers (not hi victims, obviously). He's also a very honest person. Condemnable, but honest with his words and actions. That's such a breath of fresh air in a world where everyone is always plotting and scheming. There's no need to over-psychoanalyse him. With Hidan, what you see is what you get. I love how even Pain accepts Hidan trash-talking him to his face
>>285600429alright you sold me on Hidan. Glorious little bastard
>>285600456>me saying he doesn't have a tragic backstoryHis village turning into a tourist site is pretty tragic, desu. I think at that point I'd kill my neighbors too. Joking aside, there IS the instance of kiddo-Hidan getting blamed for the massacre of some whole ass clan. A crime that he, a child, obviously didn't commit. I guess he used to be a pretty violent (or at least creepily eccentric) kid, otherwise the suspicion would be too far-fetched. So it's save to say he was a misfit and outsider in his own village (at least after the accusations), since a very young age. I feel like this probably bothered him, since Hidan is so extroverted and easily bored. He strikes me as the type of person who'd enjoy the company of equally unhinged friends, or brothers and sisters in faith. But he's clearly too much for people. Still, none of that justifies/explaines his sadistic tendencies. I think he was just born a lil twisted. Or maybe he was raped by a priest in his youth, I dunno. All in all it's fine to keep Hidan's character relatively shallow, since it's good to have some antagonists like that. Plus, Kishi isn't the best at complex character depth anyway
>>285599761>t. Hun invading Poland because "the land rightfully belongs to Germany, and the Poles are evil for defending their territory"
>>285600441They only get noticeably enhanced through activating Karma, it's also worth noting that Momoshiki says the cells replacemant tries to replicate the previous ones.
>>285600433>when Hanabi says "just the tip" but she didn't actually mean it
>>285600447Most jutsu don't kill people.
>>285600467Fuck yeah. And don't worry, I'm done now>>285600485Kishi not exploring the Jashin cult at all was horrible though. Guess the whole thing grew over his head. There are god-like entities in the world of Naruto, and I suppose Jashin is one of them (maybe he's more of a demon). His ability to grant immortality in exchange for bloodshed is terrifyingly interesting. Someone smarter than Hidan who acquires these powers might find a way to stealthily steal blood (utilizing mosquitos/ticks/leeches? Sucking on used tampons, kek) and then kill them from the shadows. And no defense in the world could save them anymore, since the attacker only has to hurt themselves. It's insanely overpowered if done in a strategic wayI also wonder if Hidan is still alive in that hole, since it's stated he has to offer Jashin-sama regular sacrifices to maintain his immortality. But maybe that's only the case when he's ABLE to kill. Perhaps Jashin knows Hidan is unable to provide sacrifices now, so he doesn't punish him. Which would be ironic, since death would be the highest mercy in this scenario. Or maybe Hidan is sacrificing worms underground, who knows. He's truly Schrödinger's ninjaAnd I think Hidan as a character is supposed to symbolize a few things. Like the unholy horror of breaking the natural cycle of life and death. Immortality isn't fun (it became Hidan's purgatory, should he still be alive). And he had no respect for the life of others, or even his own. For such a pious person, his body sure wasn't a temple to him, it was more of a slaughterhouse. I feel like gratitude and respect for your life, your health, and the life/well-being of others, as well as accepting mortality might've been intentional themes here. Hidan is very warped, in those regards. Quite literally demonic
>>285600508They also aren't treated like the ultimate technique of their respective elements.
>>285600499>They only get noticeably enhanced through activating KarmaThey base forms clearly got much stronger after the timeskip. It's because they're literally aliens now.
When Naruto characters say "Oh my God", which god do they mean?
>>285600526Except Boruto's strength is attributed to his training and Kawaki is treated as if he never got any stronger since NNG.
>>285600522It is the ultimate technique of its element. Amaterasu has been more useful than regular fire has.
itachi being le good child and eldery murderer and the schizo-tier naruto childhood were the worst parts about Kishi writting.
>>285600456Hidan also showed concern for Kakuzu when he thought he received a fatal blow if I'm remembering correctly.
>>285600533Whatever japanese mythology god Kishi has on his mind at the moment.>>285600566...at helping the opponent that it.
>>285600558>training someone who turned into an ayy lmao made him strongerNo way...
>>285600417I remember her lesbian phase.
>>285598087SecretRed, like his eyeThat one girl killed by me
>>285600587If Boruto's strength came mostly from his Ayy genetics then him training should've made him stronger than Kaguya and fused Momo by now and i REALLY doubt he is at this point.
>>285600580>at helping the opponent that it.ESL
>>285600456Honestly I always thought Kakuzu was quite decent to Hidan. A bit of grumpiness but he sat through the rituals and always had his back.>>285600485>>285600519That was a really good read, what do you think about Ryuki? I guess he's more generic but he's from the Jashin cult.Still, quite ironic from a pious person to have no regard for life... or even death I guess, unless you say the ritual counts as a "honorable death".
>>285600623>If Boruto's strength came mostly from his Ayy geneticsIt did. He's alien like the manga said.
>>285600332Why the fuck should i care about what a poster do in their spare time?The posts are still blue.
>>285600579I think you are remembering when he gets all sad about one of Kakuzu's hearts dying.
>>285600624It's was supposed to be "is" there.Also, this is shounen thread.
>>285600664>Also, this is shounen thread.Doesn't mean you're welcome here. Leave.
>>285600645Alright, this isn't really going anywhere.
>>285600619Sasuga, Obito-sama
>>285600629Ryuki wasn't really "from" the cult in a direct way since he only got into it because of hearing about Hidan and the cult itself has a very questionable existence, to the point people think Hidan just made it up. But Ryuki apparently found text or whatever, although it's never said where he got everything.
>>285600519>>285600456>>285600485Great posts. Never really thought about Hidan in depth since his presence was short in the manga but you've convinced me he is a top tier well written character.
>>285600647Kill yourself faggot enabler.
>>285600680Back to double chan /a/ with youWE LOVE ELS K/A/NGS HHERE! cuz they make 50% of the posts here and /a/ already has less than post hack numbers elmayo
>>285600680Motherfucker, everyone hates each other here.WHO is welcome in these threads?
>>285600698Have your ever thought that people just find you more annoying than the homosexual?
>>285600681>this isn't really going anywhere.Because you're ignoring what the manga told you. Boruto is a full otsutsuki now.
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>>285600708>Motherfucker, everyone hates each other here.I don't hate non-ESLs. Now leave.
>>285600429>>285600456Damn Hidansis you're really into him. Do you ship him with any other character?
>>285600756So you hate all the 6 posters who frequent here?
>>285600751I could tank that.
>>285600662No, it was when Hidan had a reaction like "Kakuzu, are you alright?!" I think it was when Shikamaru tricked him into using Kakuzu's blood for his ritual.
Itachi had his reasons for wiping out the clan, but why didn’t Sasuke try to kill Obito?
>>285600694Simp ass post. Pathetic.
>>285600785Hashirama...
>>285600781Is this how you cope with being an ESL? You pretend most people are too? That's sad. Anyway, leave.
>>285600751Can't believe Sasuke died here and then Naruto killed himself out of grief. Such an unexpected twist from Kishi.
>>285600793He threatned him though.
>>285597716Imagine if Sasuke actually returned straight to the village after fighting Itachi only to accidentally Amaterasu Kakashi
>>285600785Itachi with yata mirror shield...
>>285600809Most people on here specially definitely are.
>>285600847No they aren't.
>>285600855Whatever you say.
>>285600785Sakura...
>>285597536>>285597553Man Madara sucks.
I fucking hate you all so much.
>>285600793>but why didn’t Sasuke try to kill ObitoHe did
>>285600923That’s only because Obito was trying to get in his way from destroying Konoha.
>>285600872I told you to get the fuck off my website
>counting how many men and women fucked Hanabi>I'm gonna need the Byakugan for this
>>285600992They're aware one of your devices just got banned little nigga. >>285600974This is really well done, but I hate this on a conceptual level.
>>285597865>>285598335Itachi knew that konoha's will of fire was needed to protect and head into the future of peace.The only things holding him back were the blindness effect of the mangekyo and lacking intel on his enemies.
>>285600485Is this a real shot for the anime?Jesus, SP was REALLY filling the holes Kishi left.
>>285601011Fuck off nigger. >>285601013Kill yourself. I physically cringe every time I get a (You) from your faggot ass.
>>285601013>Sakon the Homo is a pinkshitter
>>285600977Make me.
>>285601011>counting how many men and women fucked HanabiCount me since I fucked her
>>285601065Sasuke.....
>>285600992>got deleted Based jannies
Well, anon?
>>285600974>Sakura with no plot armor
>>285601077...definitely didn't say that.
>>285601062Ok
>>285601099...but it was a lie.
>>285601077You don't get to say that. That is MY thing to say. Don't touch MY stuff. Nigger.
Itachi looks like a hag
>>285601038>Is this a real shot for the anime?no
>>285601121Did you come to that realization after he turned you on?
>>285601117...because he only touched her in Itachi's post morten tsukuyomi.
>>285601061She's really cute. She's like number 6 on my Naruto girls list. Would probably be higher if it I didn't hate her Boruto design, but desu I hate the way everyone looks there.
>>285601091No.>>285601061Why are you Green texting this like he was ever hiding this?
>>285601156Except Anko i suppose, or is this purely about Ikemoto/Nu Nishio artstyle?
>Sakon likes SakuraI'm now on sasukejeet's side.
>>285601121...'s dream man
>>285601149The opposite
>>285601200You are NOT on my side, worthless trash. I AM ALL ALONE.
>>285601219
>>285601031Left killed thousandsRight killed billions
>>285601207Don't mock Mei like that even she has standard
>>285597834>How did he put them outKishi probably already planned for the 'sacrifice a Sharingan to rewrite reality' gambit.So the flames did hit and burn him for real. But izanagi overwrote them.
>>285601156>but desu I hate the way everyone looks there.Personally Kiba is the only Boruto re-design that I like
Personally I dislike all the Konoha Girls™ equally
>>285601219HUSH, PUP. OMAE WA HITORI JANAI.
>>285600117What are you, the sexuality police? How is a stranger being attracted to the wrong sex my problem, and why do you make it yours? For as long as he doesn't sexually harass my eyeballs shitting up our daily threads with vile pornography, his sexuality is none of my business. I never got paid trying to fix gays either (not in dollars, jesus points, or social credit), and I have no evidence of it working, which means I have no incentive to bother. And is that what you're here for? Because I'm here to appreciate a manga, not to worry about random people's sexualities.
>>285601288What a disgusting image. Complete with the low quality blender job. Your shit is clipping retard. Fuck off.
>>285601188Just the art style itself. I'm not gonna go into detail, but everything I've seen of the manga the past few years just looks grotesque in a pseudo-futuristic kind of way. >>285601274Kiba is good. Looks like how you would expect a more grizzled, older Kiba to be. I fucking hate Shino's weird ass Geordi visor they gave him, though.
>>285601316There's nothing to "appreciate" about this manga. And you not doing anything about faggots is part of the problem and why they're such a plague.
>>285601249>billions....minato's sperm cells.
>>285601277What about the boys?
>>285601200Most people like this cutie.
Sasuke is Naruto's slave.
>>285601156Why do you let Aborution taint your opinions of Naruto characters? I'm not gonna hate Goku because DB Stupor gave him a lobotomy.
>>285601274I think Tenten looks good, Lee looks good, Hinata looks okay, and I personally don't have a problem with Narutos design even though people seem to complain that he doesn't look like a copy of Minato.
>>285601405No wonder he tried to kill him
>>285601405I am also Naruto's slave
>>285601356Anon you really need to exit the closet already.
>>285601408Goku's dbs characterization will be fixed in the remake. Trust the plan.
>>285601391Sakura here looks like you'd get diabetes if you kissed her.
>>285601432Didn't work. So deep inside he wants to serve our aryan boy
>>285601467
>>285601439
>>285601391>Most people like thisRetarded w*men (synonyms) and our resident homo. No one else.
>>285601536I don't like gay shit either, it's just suspicious for you to overreact like there's something you're compensating for.
>>285598738Probably a type of seal.
>>285601555>Retarded w*men (synonyms)So most of the fanbase?
>>285601557>suspicious for you to overreactNo, the opposite. Why are YOU not overreacting to something you (supposedly) dislike? If you can ignore it you don't hate it enough.
Naruto after giving Hinata a cunnilingus whilst she's having her period
>>285601576I have never met a f*male who liked Naruto.
>>285601467I want to add filling if you know what I mean
>>285601555I like how the open misogynist pajeet paradoxically gets very uncomfortable if you call him a legitimate pedophiliac wannabe groomer (because he is one)
>>285601587
>>285601585Is this really how Uchiggers operate in their daily lives? Tobirama was on to something…
>>285597785What the hell>>285597865This…makes so much sense, the bread crumbs were all there! I always had a feeling in the back of my head he was a good guy all along. He was far too cool to be a villain.This id amazing, I can’t wait to hear out his backstory!!!
>>285601634>(Because I hallucinated him to be one)FTFY
Why would men buy male character figurines?
>>285601643Are you actually reading this for the first time or just joking I can't tell
>rajsuke arguing the age of consent
If you keep repeating it it might become true one day (not)
>>285601585Projecting now? Let's not forget who felt the need to capslock about gays in a fucking Naruto thread.
>>285600841lol
>>285601724Since when did pure hatred become projection? I hate these modern times so fucking much man. Fuck you.
>>285601616Understandable, but I'm afraid they're already filled.
>>285601682Honestly think it's funniest that he specifically denied/"fixed" the pedophilia but not the curry allegations
>When Naruto realised he likes hags
>>285601742People's hatred for something is directly proportional to how much it bothers them. If he's not shoving gay shit in your face, why does it bother you so much?
>>285601771Because it exists. Why is that so hard to understand?
This guy is the prime example of why Tobirama was right.
>>285601759that's when he realized he likes milkers
>>285601787Are you being serious right now or is this another one of your villainlike larps?
I'm embarassed to be within the same fandom as sasjeet...
>>285597536He basically looks like a black haired Naruto here how the fuck did people not see the Obito twist coming? Even the "wrinkles" sorta have the vibe of Naruto's whiskers, the parallelism is about as subtle as a boulder to the face
so questionsasuke saw the amaterasu activate and tobi straight up tells him that itachi left him that to try to kill him. so why the fuck would sasuke begin working for the guy that his brother saw as a bad guy after finding out that his brother was actually a good guy?
>>285601825he always did.
>>285601889Obito got crushed by boulders.
>>285601936>Yeah that really sucks, he was a swell guy. Anyway, Kakashi, wanna fuck?
>>285601844Yes of course I'm serious. Why should I simply accept something that does not fit in the reality I want? >>285601852I don't like this shit anymore so don't worry.
>>285601922same reason why he decides to destroy konoha even though his good guy brother wanted to protect it
>>285601536>Saying that like 4chan isn't filled with people who'd fuck spidergirls
>>285601555>Doesn't like men>Doesn't like womenDo you like anything?
>>285597513What gay eyes you have, my dear
>>285602008No, I don't. I can't enjoy anything anymore. Thanks, Dailyramen/Sakon and their dicksuckers.
>>285601930>he always did.>the last established Sakura as competive trophy for NarutoThat makes sense why he "crashed" on flat chested girl like sakura. Actually valid reason, only NScucks and Sakura self-inserters are mad about that phrase
>>285602098>the last established Sakura as competive trophy for NarutoSHE established herself as that to manipulate him again.
>>285602111You have the maturity of a child.
>>285600579There are two instances in the fight against Kakashi where he gets really worried about Kakuzu>>285600629>Honestly I always thought Kakuzu was quite decent to Hidan. A bit of grumpiness but he sat through the rituals and always had his backKakuzu definitely treated Hidan very decently! I'm just saying that these two have good reasons to actually hate each other, yet they clearly don't. It's a little touching desu, though they'd never admit to caring for each other. I think Hidan grew on Kakuzu after he was forced to spend time with the brat, since he can't kill him. And that's something that Kakuzu spoke of positively, mind you. He said it's what makes their partnership work>RyukiIt's embarrassing, but I don't remember much about him. He was solely inspired by Hidan's "legacy", right? And he only sacrificed little girls, if I remember correctly. I'll have to go watch those episodes again, sober. I know that Ryuki wasn't immortal, but he wanted to be. Not sure if that was his main motivation to devote himself to Jashin. The fact that he only killed young girls (as well as his appearance) made him come off as a total creep. Something about him seems more unsettling than Hidan, but also less sincere. I could be wrong, of course>>285600687There we go. But Kishi himself confirmed Jashin's existence. Well, kinda. Picrel is canon content, and there's more>>285600694Thanks man, but Hidan is really not that deep. But that's the fun part, he's not supposed to be. The symbolism behind him is a bit deeper though, I think
>>285602134That's exactly what all w*men say to manipulate you.
>>285599775Yup
>>285600776>you're really into himLet me clarify: there's nothing romantic about my attraction to Hidan, it's purely carnal. I wanna fuck him into a bloody pulp. I want to see him in the dirt, broken and bruised. I want to wipe that smug grin off his face. I wanna fight him, and the winner gets to rape the loser. I could rearrange his face, he could rearrange my insides. I don't actually hate him tho, and we'd probably laugh about it later (I'd get killed desu)As for shipping him with anyone, I'm not that big on shipping. Hidan's funny in crack-ships though, I guess
>>285601013Someone posted it in a smaller thread earlier today and I kek'd when I opened it just because of how stupid she looksIt's basically what would have happened i Chiyo wasn't there
>>285602098Actually, if he really had a crush on Sakura he would have said yes to her confession, but Naruto already matured and wanted to save Sasuke from darkness, it wasn't just a childish "I wanna beat that guy". Sasunaru is peak.
>>285601922I feel like Sasuke's mind was so scattered after the Itachi reveal that he just went around doing whatever in order to get some bearing of control
Pissing.
>>285602160Sakura can't even do something good for her friend and you fags still have a problem with it.
>>285602280
>>285601825Hinata nursing handjob
>sasjeet once again confirming his gigantic sakura folder
>>285602207You're kinda scary Hidansis
>>285602293why can't we have more scenes like this in naruto?
>>285602289Something good??? She's saying "You don't even like me, it was all your weird obsession. Go spend your time with Hinata so that Sasuke won't have anyone to hang out when he comes back to the village (OTHER THAN ME ME ME ME)"She's a manipulative cunt like they all are. Fuck pinkpiss.>>285602280>>285602293Kill yourself.>>285602328What new delusion about me is tormenting you this time? I deleted almost all my Naruto pictures months ago. I want nothing to do with this shit.
>>285602343Fuck off retard.
>>285602337Let me take advantage of his smooth brain and defile his chiseled body. My pussy is craving some hardcore passionate bloodshed. I wanna grind against his bones until our marrows mix
>>285597715>>285601889Because of the name. Obito-Tobi was such a retarded "connection" people thought it HAD to be misdirection.
Truly, the most strange thing is that Rajsuke even went to high school, like, with actual normal people and not put into a sped class
>>285602343Why is she like this
>>285602384>>285602360>>285602478>>285602257
>>285602396Are you also into Kakuzu? I always thought he would get more bitches than Hidan
>why can't we have more scenes like this in naruto?
>>285602521Rape is a bad thing, okay? So naturally, rape babies are even worse. >>285602531Kill yourself Kibafag.
>>285601188>is this purely about Ikemoto/Nu Nishio artstyle?Friendly reminder. Kishimoto's Sakura looks flawless in her 30s.
>>285602560Fuck off retard.
no wonder he's an LLMjeet, it fits his default talking style
>>285602531There's a scene in Shippuden where some konoha kid accidentally pisses on a line of ants sometime around the start of the war arc
Me with Naruto's rasen-peehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm9DjDKBLM
>>285602528Kakuzu is hot. That demeanor and voice, my god. He could make a deposit in my ham wallet, free of charge. But he's too badass and respectable for me to objectify him much. When it comes to unc, I know my place and limits. Though I kinda wanna tease him about the fact he's essentially Akatsuki's kunoichiHidan is unhinged, silly, and stupid. Which automatically makes him less cool. But I actually like that he doesn't take himself too seriously, he's more fun that way. I enjoy the manic laughter and high-pitched screeching, even if it's goofy. Then there's the fact he walks around half-naked a lot, has almost constant bedroom eyes, and reaches ahegao face levels of gooning while pain-pleasuring himself. He's kind of a crazy himbo man-whore, and I dig that about him
>>285601787Wait, so let me get this straight...
>>285602706>>285602707Kill yourself you absolute degenerate.
>>285597513>>285597536Till this day there are some retards who think Itachi gave Sasuke his ability to use Amaterasu here.
Sasuke could barely beat Deidara and would have lost to any other Akatsuki member aside from maybe Hidan, how could he have expected to beat Itachi.
>>285597873It hurt him more than it hurt Sasuke.
>>285602706>some konoha kidbut I want Naruto to pee....
>>285602717I don't understand your sad excuse of a meme but you do you.
>>285602803Basically, you have autism.
>>285602815Duh.
>>285602720Shhhhh.
>>285597553>>285597667This is the same gag he used against Shino's bugs before slipping out with Kamui. What a jokester.
>>285601961What’s the point of those face stickers, anyway?
https://files.catbox.moe/lst7xz.mp4
>>285601936This. We saw Obito die already. And even if he survived he gave Kakashi his only non-crushed Sharingan so he clearly can't be the masked man.
>>285602832>>285602800Kill yourself kibafag. >>285602848>EnglishDisgusting.
>>285602822So then can you maybe see why nobody else cares? We have better things to do than care about faggots.
>>285602360>so that Sasuke won't have anyone to hang out when he comes back to the villageProving my point, she didn't say that.
everyone hates sakura but if she gave naruto some head or ass no one would be complaining, i know i wouldn't it's the same rule as those girls that work in an office.
>>285598335Thanks for covering. We'll be back at normal time tomorrow. Believe it!
>>285602935There's no inbetween, Sakura was wingmaning Hinata throughout the entire movie, it's (You) whose trying to insert personal interest into this.
>>285602716Hidansis, what's your body count?
>>285602936>but if she gave naruto some head or ass no one would be complainingThat bitch literally owes him that much and beyond. But that's still wrong because Hinata deserves his first everything. In other words: Kill yourself pinkpisser. >>285602953>was wingmaning Hinata throughout the entire movieIs that what you call being painfully naive? W*men never do anything good for others, certainly not if they don't gain anything from it.
This guy wishes he was anywhere near as intense as /v/'s resident schizos, what an amateur
I miss Jiaraiya.
Reminder that until Kishimoto forgot about it, Sakura was being a wingwoman for Hinata since the god damn chunin exams when she said "she's kind of similar to you" with a genuine smile Implying she knew about it.
>>285603011Vidya butts fag accomplished great things that ultimately resulted in everyone getting fucked even worse by the captchas.
>W*men never do anything good for others, certainly not if they don't gain anything from it.
>>285602935>He's NEVER gonna drop that w*man larpGetting (You)s at your expense is pretty based, and I don't even have to larp>>285602970I killed three people
>>285603011Even his Sakura hate feel performative, bro will never be Shit-kun.
>>285602953>Sakura was wingmaning HinataMore like getting Naruto out of her way so she could spend time stalking and begging Sasuke to take her to piss in the woods>More like getting Naruto out of her waywe already had a filler like that.
>>285602941>Makes Sakon cover him>Gives no explanation >Continues on like nothing happenedBaseddddoooo
>/dbs/ get revitalized due to the remake and new anime sequel>/nart/ shitposted massively increasesHmmmmmmm.....
Funny how both of them wanted to leave their families and kids to travel hunting "aliens"
>>285603066You repeated yourself twice in the same post
>[Literally fucking anything] happens>This is somehow related to muh schizo I'm sure of it>Hmmmmmmmmm...
>>285602935>You're not the one who has to deal with him constantly trying to fuck with you (literally and figuratively).What are you smoking? You're not even a tripfag. Nobody knows who you are.>He's NEVER gonna drop that w*man larp now that he knows it gets him (You)sAnd? What do you care if someone gets (You)s? Are you jelly?>at my expense.What expense? Do you have to pay a fine for every (You) Sakon gets? Lmao, you clown. Anyway, here's a shaded version because I value atmosphere.
>>285603158It gives him a purpose
>>285603050Hidansis, what's the number of men you've had sex with?
>>285603181I still don't understand your shitty meme.
>>285603156 i was talking about this episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikD86uZCW-E
>>285600580>>285600533there are canonically multiple religions in the Naruto world. the Uchiha are shown to practise something different from the general population of Konoha, Might Guy and Kakashi comment on it at one point (Guy even implies it's like a cult).
>>285603200Literally filler you massive retard.
Naruto is for Sasuke only.
>>285603195Are you genuinely retarded or have you been living under a rock for the past decade? I'm not about to explain to you who Wojak and Gigachad are and what they represent. Lurk more.
>>285600974how many tails would Naruto unleash if Sasori rolled up on him with this number?
This gay pajeet is STILL crashing out?
>>285603212fillers are canon. they expand the manga.
>>285603248>Y-you don't know who WOJAK is??? Are you some kind of NEWFAG???????I hate this fucking website so much... Please Hiroshima pull the fucking plug...>>285603267What retarded shit did I just read?
>>2856032500. reason?>not sasuke
>>285603195The jeet has borderline alien "memes" and "jokes". I never see the punchline.
>>285601261What extra sharingan did Obito have laying around, and how could he use his specific teleportation jutsu which is attached to his eyes only?
You all still pretend Naruto cares about his friends? He only wants Sasuke.
>>285603327Only Sasuke is worth his time. Or anyone's.
Naruto is attention whore. He only "cares" when people notice him.
>>285602920
>>285603290You hate this website, but are here every single day trying to be some icon and turn threads into /dbs/.
>>285602347>he doesn't know
>>285603297It's not just that there's no punchline, none of his retarded attempts at humor even have a setupEverything he says is just cacophonic noise to the rawest extent
Sasuke-teme, we're leaving
>>285603195>>285603297And by the jeet, I mean (You), if you didn't.
>>285602936>if a bitch wasn't such a bitch people would like her morebig think
>>285603390I hate Dragon Ball. And if the word "hate" coming from me has lost all meaning at this point, I profoundly dislike Dragon Ball. It's what everyone else liked and I was the only one who liked Naruto instead. I can't stand it. I don't like the characters, or the style, and I don't care about the story because their powerscaling (that I also don't care about) is retarded right from the beginning. Clear enough? Or do I print this post and shove it down your throat to get it through your thick skull?
>>285603296he went to six because the weird creepy girl with glaucoma took a beatdown for him
>>285597737Because if Sasuke was still a bad guy Obito would have killed him to protect Konoha
>>285603290Holy seething
Another quality thread
>>285603193I've only fucked women so far. I avoided sex with men, since pregnancy could literally kill me (skill issue, I know). Now my tubes have been tied, and it's time to get cream-pied, let's goooo
>>285603475>It's what everyone else liked and I was the only one who liked Naruto instead.Really starting to think you're in your mid-30's at this point, embarassing
Reminder that SHITkura's "fans" are two ugly retards (Naruto, Lee). One small kid(Inari) and one creepy ass dude in his 30s.Meanwhile Sasuke said Hinata's face is delicate and shat himself in front of her in Naruto Retsuden
>>285603475You have a micropenis and not a single American bone in your body.
Do you guys think Kishi actually planned the twist from the start? Cause there is that one interview where Kishi says even before he knew that Itachi was Sasuke brother he always planned for the clan murder to not be straight forward.Importantly though he never said he intended Itachi to be good. I think he was always supposed to have done it under Konoha orders
>>285603550I didn't think you would actually answer me. Thanks for being honest
>>285603475This is all a dramatic character from you. A performance. You lie as constant as you breathe. You have the lingo and attitude as the average/dbs/ poster. I'm seriously supposed to think it was just a pure coincidence you went fucking MIA when that stream for new Dragon Ball announcements happened? Get real.
>>285603552Hey! Morio is 26 okay?
>>285603483
For me it's gay babies.
this is like some Silent Hill-ass shit where Sasjeet is aggressively suppressing his actual memories so hard that his default state has become blaming a cartoon for why he's so rabidly disliked all his life
>>285603599>I'm seriously supposed to think it was just a pure coincidence you went fucking MIA when that stream for new Dragon Ball announcements happened?Yes. I don't like Dragon Ball and that will not change. I was not even MIA, I was right here, I didn't change anything about my posting routine, your faggot ass post confuses me.Not that I care of course, you've already made up your mind and you're gonna spam this until everyone else accepts "your" truth. It's what you've been doing for a full year now.
>>285603608>prestigious ninja clanswoman vs nobody from a non-ninja family
>>285597667>>285597691>Passed out after a death fight from chakra exhaustion>Wakes up>Immediately forced to use amaterasu Imagine if Sasuke died from chakra overuse right then and there thanks to his big brother.
>>285603582Of course dude, you can ask me anything. I have a freaky bicornuate uterus, that was the issue at the time. Looks like a heart, kinda cool, but would fuck me up if I ever got pregnant
>>285603655Your hijack thread literally fucking stopped the exact moment that stream started, you lying pajeet. You are not sneaky. You are not clever. You are not a master of deception. You have the subtlety of a dog bite. Cut it with this bullshit.
>>285603638Stop it. Get some help.
>>285603599It's funny how his performative behavior isn't even consistent, e.g. he already rants and raves about how he hates literally fucking everything under the sun for no real reason beyond being typical jeetrage
>>285603724>Your hijack thread I am not posting your retarded dailies either. I wish they would stop, not continue. Take your fucking meds, you have legitimate paranoia.
Sasjeet also seems to think he's some unironic 300IQ chessmaster despite having whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody likes him, etc. which makes all the goofy shit of "rawr, they're pitting you against each other!!!" fall extremely flat (because all of the shitflinging is coming from one single retard arguing with himself)
>fucked a woman>humiliation ritual starts
>>285603781>the post that genuinely warped his brain
i will now watch boruto
>>285603754You have been in these threads (openly) for about a week now. You're having a meltie in one right now. And it's glaringly obvious you're the nameless OP. You've spent months bitching about Sakon and Dailyramen having names (which you forced them to do since you kept chimping out in their threads and hijacking them back then too). Can you even keep up with your own spiels?
>>285597785>mfw I ruined my whole life for nothing
breastfeeding.
>>285603839Don't forget about how he samefagged about the "schedule" in the threads leading up to him hijacking.
>>285603781It's amazing how this one post made Sasukejeet throw his bowl of curry against the wall in rage and has been seething ever since. He genuinely thought he was some gaslighting mastermind.
This shit is so fucking retarded, if I was "hijacking" your threads, what reason would I have to hide that fact? Provided I had the energy to do that every day (I don't) I would take pride in that, if "hijacking" was my goal (it isn't). The reality is the faggot anon who does that is just making shit worse. If he wasn't posting them and Sakon the Homo couldn't make it one day, I would have at least 24 hours of peace. But no. Both love to suck cocks.
>>285603638You're sick
>>285602800
Why was Itachi such a traitor? Shouldn't he have just killed the rest of Konoha instead of the Uchiha? I still don't understand after all these years how being a traitorous rat that kills your entire clan is being good.
>>285603924>Why was Itachi such a traitor?He never betrayed Konoha.
>>285603912I agree it's retarded but you did it anyway. You made it really obvious with your smug posting about "by 4pm" and posting the threads intentionally before Sakon usually would. You really think no one saw what you said before hijacking?
>>285603876naruto still has dreams about the strange oneesan with the milky eyes who gave him 'special' treatment when he was little before disappearing in a cloud of smoke and lightning
>>285603912You do it because you literally do nothing but shitpost 24 hours a day and you want to "steal" the daily as some power move. You have done this shit many times before last year and it's no different this year.
>>285603941He betrayed his own flesh and blood which is far worse
>>285603924Danzo planted his will of fire inside Itachi.
>>285603912>This shit is so fucking retarded, if I was "hijacking" your threads, what reason would I have to hide that fact?Same reason you love your 4chanx filename randomizer Mr. """"""""""Borutoscholar"""""""""" lmao
>>285602337I want her to fuck my heart, literallyhttps://files.catbox.moe/wj05r2.jpg
>>285603960>>285603981Someone did that intentionally. But I'm not the one, nigger. Answer, what reason would I have to keep this "hijacking" a secret? I'd be telling you it was me to spite you, it's the first thing I'd do, and then I would get banned, rinse and repeat. I have no interest in your faggot threads because I'm not reading even a single chapter. I've already said I'm forced to stay here every day only to damage control over schizophrenic accusations like I'm doing now. >>285604019What in the fuck does that even mean, cunt
>>285603968>special' treatment>>285601587that would turn me gay.
>>285603986It was his clan that were the traitors not Itachi.
>>285597920You're not impressed by a chapter about amaterasu jobbing and another cliff hanger about Itachi back to back?
>>285602848I like the Sasori 360 headturn
>>285598071Sasuke should have murked Sakura at the end of the 5KS.
It's fucking hilarious, honestly. Now everyone else gets to do whatever the hell they want because they know everyone will blame me. I've become the ultimate scapegoat. What the fuck.
would
>>285604043Why are you still trying to insist you possess any honesty when you casually lie through your teeth and have been caught lying? Your IP wipes during the middle of last year blows the lid off your act here.
>>285604043you gloated and broke character when you got Sakon's thread deleted while hijacking before. You aren't fooling anyone, retard.
>actively try to strongarm every Naruto thread on the entire site into revolving around his retarded memes>”guhwuh why does everyone hate me”Most intelligent 3rd-worlder
>>285603732ummm hmmmmm.....no.
>>285604105>Why are you still trying to insist you possess any honestyIt's the only thing I have left. Do you really want me to drop that and show you what it's like when I actually do the things you accuse me of? (I won't, I'm too tired. I sleep intermittently like an hour and a half each day thanks to this shitty daily.)
>>285604095If I had a button that would automatically lock you in a room with no access to a phone, laptop, or monitor for a week upon pressing it, I can bet all these problems you claim has nothing to with you will magically disappear full stop. Will you say I'm wrong, jeetshitter?
>>285604170>Do you really want me to drop that and show you what it's like when I actually do the things you accuse me of?lol what even is this reverse uno attempt
>>285604170>Do you really want me to drop that and show you what it's like when I actually do the things you accuse me of?You already fucking do it, retard. Is this supposed to be some kind of gotcha or something?
>>285604171Yes, I can say you're wrong. Because no one else would know that I'm isolated and whatever post that triggers your sensitive feelings would still be blamed on me. That's the exact reason why I HAVE to keep coming back, to defend myself. You think I don't wish I could fuck off for good?
>>285604170>I sleep intermittently like an hour and a half each day thanks to this shitty dailyIt was 4 hours every other day last time you were making shit up. Nobody feels sorry for you.
leaving.
>>285604224None of those posts would exist if you were actually gone from the threads.
>>285604151That was an order.
>>285604240Leave for good.
>>2856042394 hours every 2 days, about 1:30 to 2 hours a day. You even have to debate my fucking sleep schedule, nigger? This is exactly what I mean when I say I can't leave, everyone can just say anything about me and everyone else will believe it. I'm tired of you faggots. Physically and mentally.
>This is exactly what I mean when I say I can't leave, everyone can just say anything about me and everyone else will believe it. Y’know, this actually definitely proves that Sasjeet lacks theory of mind such that he earnestly doesn’t grasp what being “anonymous” actually entails. Wouldn’t even be surprised if he largely doesn’t understand most incorporeal or otherwise abstract concepts.
>>285597865based itachi, it was easier to kill his entire family than have the uchiha move out or fight for better status. Nope absolutely nothing he could do, gotta kill the noncombatant uchiha too
>>285604293If you're tired of us, leave. The trick is not to care what anyone here says about you
>>285604293If you genuinely stopped posting in these threads everyone would stop talking about you in about a week or two. The only reason why you get mentioned is because you blatantly samefag and try to gaslight these piss poor narratives that you believewill somehow reverse the shit you do daily. You will never gain a popular reputation here nor will the threads ever care about your pedo fetish fic. You'll never actually leave, though, due to izzat reasons. Even though leaving and doing something else would be the first smart thing you have ever done in two and a half years.
>600+ posts>it's a Sakon threadWew lad. Hope the anon OP returns soon.
>>285604412>If you genuinely stopped posting in these threads everyone would stop talking about you in about a week or twoI'VE ALREADY TRIED YOU NIGGERYOU JUST KEPT ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF BEING MEWHAT PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? HOW CAN I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>285604412>piss
There was that time period of about 9-10 days after the site came back up where nobody talked about Rajsuke because at the end of the day, he’s just a pitiful little roach nobody wants to talk or think aboutThen of course he fucked it up by chimping out like usual
>>285604449THESETHESE ARE THE PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE>>285604442>>285604473If any of these two posts show up when I'm FUCKING GONE FROM THIS PLACE you'll STILL say it was me. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX THIS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.
>>285604473>Sakura after giving Hinata a cunnilingus whilst she's having her period
If all the shit said about him were all lies, why would it matter to him since he's anonymous, which he champions so much? The only way it would bother him is that it IS true -- as in all this information can be compiled to accurately profile an actual person and he's afraid.
Why are these threads like this?
>>285604513your jeetbrain really does think that you have some “account” here huhmaybe twitter’s more your speed kiddo
>>285604473>Sakura image with 0 MD5 hash results.Yep.Typical Sasukerajesh.
>>285604560FUCK >>285604513 YOUUIUUUIIU
Anon OP, please save us
>>285604534>>285604580>he brought out the extra devices again
>>285604560search better, cunt.
Amazing how these threads are always a noticeable shitshow when a certain OP dumps
I fucking hate you all so much... Let me sleep... I want to SLEEP FOR 8 HOURS.
nice post times btw
Let's see here, Sasukejeet info:>Indian>Lives in Australia >In his 30s>Larps as Sasuke Uchiha>The above apparently got him ostracized in school and in life>Was disowned by his own family>Is aroused by bodily waste>Admitted and displayed traits of genuine pedophilia >Hates womenAnything else?
>>285604523>He couldn't answer this.Kek.
>>285604692HOW AM I GONNA CALCULATE THE SECONDS AFTER SOME OTHER NIGGER POSTSFIVE TIMES I FAILED THIS FUCKING CAPTCHAFUCK FUCK FUCK I'M SO TIRED FUCK YOU.
>>285604777Me when that fucking blizzard hit us 2 days ago
>>285604240Feet
>>285604876You even dug that up to pretend to be me... Go fucking fuck yourself... Nigger... I don't have the energy for this anymore... Fucking nigger.
>>285604777toot
>>285604912Tayuyafag, you're the only one I ever respected out of everyone in this shithole... You even spent money sending letters to Kishimoto and asking for official merch of her to be made... I don't get how you get away with posting her all the time... Everyone mostly just ignores you...
imagining all this with the thickest call center scammer accent
>>285604777>adult swimI miss when naruto aired on toonami....
Just... Fucking faggots. Why does everyone always get to have fun except me. I can't stand any of you...
>>285604912
>Just... Fucking faggots. Why does everyone always get to have fun except me. I can't stand any of you...
>>285604956Because he's based.
>>285605138Hang yourself. I mean it. I don't think I've ever despised anyone else more in my life. Not online at least.
>>285605138Breed yourself.
>>285603308His other eye socket is full
>>285604875now post feetkura1, feetkura2, feetkura3, feetkura4, feetkura5, feetkura6.
I want to play broken bond ahhhh... I hope there's xbox emulator somewhere
>>285600406Naruto actually reminds me of Goku here, and that's something I don't say lightly.
>>285599544I love how much Fugaku and Mikoto look their exact ages.
>>285605318
>>285605398>Naruto actually reminds me of Goku hereIs this a compliment or insult.
