Volume 43: The Man with the TruthChapter 398: The Origin of KonohaPrevious chapter: >>285597508Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285162082/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504RIP noon o'clock bros
I hate the late time.
Hanabi Vs Raikage
>>285620960we should be back to normal schedule. sorry for the inconsistency
>>285621063Crawling in my skinnnnn
>>285621025Ah, the two councillors, right...
>>285621100HACK!>>285621114Would be a shame if they never got their comeuppance
>>285621047They did the massacre together but Itachi didn'T know Tobi knew about it?Also how could Itachi program the amaterasu to go off on Tobis sharingan when he thought he was Madara, not Obito?
>>285621100>Hack
>>285621121why do itachi's face lines keep getting longer even in flashbacks?
>>285621121Oh shit damm yo.
>>285620980Is he forcing a shit?
>>285621133>They did the massacre together but Itachi didn'T know Tobi knew about it?Itachi didn't know if Tobi knew the real reason why he did the massacre which was to protect Konoha.>Also how could Itachi program the amaterasu to go off on Tobi's sharingan when he thought he was Madara, not Obito?Probably just as soon as he sees a Sharingan which would only be Obito/Madara or Danzo if he ever tried to use Kotoamatsukami on Sasuke.
>>285621025>Introducing the EVIL COUNCIL who did everything wrong!I can't believe Masashi TRACED western fanfiction...
>>285621170Redirection. Like a leaf hidden by vayu.
>>285621216>sad face.
>>285621047Tobi is gonna leave the part where he helped Itachi do the deed and even became the reason why the Uchiha even faced any sort of prejudice (that we don't see) after Tobirama died.
I still don't understand how this is supposed to make Itachi seem less evil. Was anyone in Konoha even powerful enough to oppose him? Why didn't he just use his strength to stop the coup by killing only those who fought?
>>285621114They will outlive Sasuke btw.
>>285621196Could've been Kakashi.
>>285621149>he was a rogue shinobi and an AkatsukiI'm surprised Sasuke lists these as the traits that makes him despicable
>>285621242>80 years ago? That's prehistoric!!!
>>285621272Technically sauske is dead
>>285621260It had to be done. Even the babies would eventually become blood lusted revenge monkeys.
>>285621259Hyuugabros...Uzumakibros...
B&W in a bit
>>285621302Nah, just need to take out the bulb seed and he's fine.
>>285621259Kaguyakeks...our warmonger clan is irrelevant...
>>285621326The uzumaki was genocided due to being extremely powerful in cannon similar to the mafia being taken out by the government for being to powerful and influential.
>>285621280>Confirmed MadaraFinally we can put the crackpot Obito theories to rest
>>285621260He was 13 and just got Mangekyou. He may have been super strong 1v1 but the two sides still have numbers. There's a reason he had to pull a night ambush with Tobi's help.
>>285621304>Senju "Wood style" HashiramaSounds like Tobi is saying Hashi had a big dong.>>285621372>genocided due to [HEADCANON]They were frauds with sealing skills worse than Suna.
>>285621304Why was hashirama so handsome but naruto so ugly.
>>285621280>you see I'm the strongest guy from the strongest clan in the strongest village at the strongest time
>>285621063>>285621113THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>285621404They aren't directly related.
>>285621399Post proof that they were terrible and maybe you will win.
>>285620947ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285621259>Two feared as the strongest>Uchiha and SenjuWtf hyuuga bros? I thought the sharingan was derived from us
>>285621100>Sauce's first reaction to the Itachi retcon is screaming "HACK!" Pretty based tbdesu
>>285621428The Minato one shot and the war.
>>285621100>Only Naruto can touch me!
>>285621446Derived doesn't mean downgrade.
>>285621348>Hes fine.More like a vegetable with no sperm or chakra
>>285621428Post proof they were genocided because of their strength.>>285621492Moegi was fine.
>The "nameless, wholesome, drama-free" OP is late once again after the Sasukejeet has another long meltdown.Kek. Surely just another coincidence, though.
>>285621453So minato using sealing jutsu comparable to hashirama is considered fraud.
Uzumaki clanfags are just the Fugakufags of the Ashura bloodline.
>>285621259Both were fodder compared to the Hyugas btw
>>285621515The fact he outpaced all the Uzumaki and their teachings as a 16 years old makes them fraudulent, yes.
>>285621499Moegi never ran out of chakra like sauce did in bort plus im sure he will die and sarada gets ems or rinnegan hax.
>>285620947>Sakon the Homo jobs at posting>Anonymous also jobs at posting>The former not even here to complain (without his tripcode) about being "hijacked"I can’t wait to hear how this is all Sasukefag’s fault, somehow. Fucking retarded faggots, every single one of you.
>>285621551Ikemoto will never have the balls to actually kill Sasuke.
>>285621540I legitimately lol'd at this. Fucking nice.
>>285621559Like fucking clockwork >>285621500kill your motherfucking self.
>>285621550No that does not explain how much of a fraud they are its just keeps glazing that minato as the guy.Your soloking wishes he could compete.
>>285621515Kushina and Mito having worse seals than Gaara had definitely makes the claim that they were masters at sealing questionable.
>>285621304>Wood StyleThat's his middle name?
>>285621540kek
>>285621601They weren't even better at sealing compared to regular ass sealing speciallists.
>>285621573No he wont hell just leave him sealed as an ancient relic or monument that doubd more like something he will do.
I don't get it, why is Kishimoto hyping up a part 1 Hiruzen victim?
>>285621540>Is there anyone else in the house with you?>I AM ALL ALONE
>>285621584>IT'S PURELY JUST A COINCIDENCE!What about clockwork?
>>285621601>Itachi out of NOWHERE
I wonder what the specialty of the Nii clan is...
>>285620947Left or right Personally prefer him to have both, the house wife and the side piece.
>>285621690Why do you get to spam your irrelevant character with zero complaints? Faggot.
>>285621601Lucky fucking bastard.
>>285621712You're complaining though.
>>285621668>>285621540>Mate, put the fackin' ninja sword down, alright?>IT'S CALLED A FUCKING KATANA. FUCK YOU. I HATE SAKON.
>>285621701Neither of them
>>285621736No one else is.
>>285621540Holy fucking turbo kek
>>285621746My hero would never be with a hag....But I digress, enough about Obito. I hope Naruto and Tsunade are very happy together.
>>285621603>Gaara>Sealing
>>285621712He doesn't try to turn threads into diet /dbs/ or try to hijack the daily.
>>285621798Neither did I. Nigger.
>>285621540pfft
>>285621804You did, jeetsuke.
>>285621690You've made me love Yugito anon. She deserved better.
>>285621304How does Obito know this? Did Madara tell him Hashirama was the one he respected the most?
>>285621582If you're the guy who made this OC; I'm sorry one or two certain anons were very mean last daily. Most of us thought it was funny.
>>285621690Same>>285621843This>>285621712Zip it, she's cool
>>285621880I'm not I just reposted it because it's funny.
>>285621712I prefere the fags obsessing over the obscure female characters over the drama retards or the shipping fags.
>>285621701Hinata won !!She waited so long for him and deserves him.
>>285621841I’m not "stealing" your stupid fucking faggot threads. >>285621559
>>285621701>When naruto turns in to 4 tails kyubii.
>>285621743Dude would probably put his hand out in front of them and have it tremble and make this stuttering, high-pitched noise from his mouth and shout "CHIDORI" and the kangaroo cops will wonder if he's having a seizure.
>>285621962Man thats so fucked.
>>285621843>>285621900Nice, didn't think anyone would actually care! She deserved better indeed. I researched (asked llm) the kind of injuries you'd get just from being hung up by your hands with no support for 30+ minutes and it's not pretty.
>>285621880Why are you replying to your own drawing again, Sasukejeet?>Most of us thought it was funny.This is just pathetic, jeetsuke.
Anyone notice sakuras fandom growing lately??
>>285622049>RelationshipThere is no such thing.
>>285621964Lmao
>>285621962She looks even hotter all bruised up.
>>285622049>saying Sakura shouldn't have been with Sasuke makes you a Sakura fanSasukebros...
>>285622100>>285622130You cant make this up sakurabros/sisters what is going on ???https://comicbook.com/anime/news/after-a-3-year-delay-naruto-shares-exciting-update-on-new-anime/https://comicbook.com/anime/list/naruto-5-times-sakura-proved-shes-the-best-girl/
Sag hex.
>>285621989>the kind of injuries you'd get just from being hung up by your hands with no support for 30+ minutes and it's not prettyThat's how you display/offer up corpses for Jashin. Yugito had some bad luck that she was still alive during itMan, it's such a crime that we didn't get to see much of the jinchuurikis, besides Naruto and Gaara. A nekomata beast completely controlled by it's host is such a cool concept. Especially since nekomatas usually eat their owners
>>285621962Another anon suggested a 'I <3 Sasuke' tattoo edit on her arm a few threads back and I still think that would be funny
>>285621540LMAO
>>285621964Better story than today's chapter kek
100 posts and everyone’s already not even talking about the chapter. You’re all faggots and these threads suck ass.
>>285622283>That's how you display/offer up corpses for JashinKinda weird he didn't do it for the bald monk. Yugito must be extremely tenacious to still be conscious at that point, but not like that helps much once Hidan gets his ritual.I do wonder why Kishimoto made such an awesome design for Matatabi only to have her do nothing. I guess he just likes drawing, but still.
>>285621989>She deserved better indeed.No she didn't, she literally has the worst design out of all the jinchurikis. Fuck off you pathetic obsessed autist.
>>285621047Imagine if Kakashi found Sasuke and immediately got rekt by the amaterasu.
>>285621025Ramen...
>>285621582do you have to be autistic to understand this
>>285622279Meibros...Did you make the ones with dedicated anons based on their posting tendencies and the rest based on their character?
>>285622389Silly Anon, everyone only cares about shipping, fights, or power scaling.
>>285621582The jeet's humor is so weird
For me the final nail in the coffin back in the day was the Itachi retcon. Trying to redeem this character was incredibly ridiculous
>Come on, Obito! It'll be fun! Let's just give it a try!
>>285622536Wow very original take, we definitely haven’t heard this one before
>>285621280>I mean, could you imagine somebody living for 80 or even 90 years? It would be impossible for anybody other than the most powerful ninjas to have ever lived.
>>285622560>she asks for permission to cuckYour meme is so forced, retarded and unrealistic.
>>285621540I don't get it.
>>285622604It's better that way.
>>285622604It's funny because he's a JEET and he will be arrested soon over his fanfic
>>285621086>Recall it>"To test my powers">Think back and remember Itachi>"TSUKUYOMI">Your kind...>CHIDOR-*snap*>And gentle>"TSUKUYOMI... AGAIN">Older brother>"I left you alive and tortured you to farm your eyes"Yeah I'd be skeptical too
>>285621188
>>285622655>and he will be arrested soon over his fanficCanon*And she’s 27 you fucking nigger.
>>285622486No, I merely stole another anon's work and edited my forced meme into it.I have dishonored haglovers everywhere, and will now commit sudoku.Goodbye, beautiful, hag-filled world.
>>285621304Hashirama? The guy who could barely keep pace with Hiruzen "God of Shinobi" Sarutobi?
>>285621100God damn it. “HACK!” never gets old
If women are one of the three vices in shinobi's rules, then why Naruto has a crush on Sakura? He's breaking a rule
>>285622601Jesus, Jeetsuke... The implication is she's asking for an open relationship as a pretense to cuck him, not that she's asking directly 'can I cuck you'.I enjoy posting it so I will not be stopping. Look forward to it from now on!
>>285621302Why is Sasuke a tree hugger now
>>285622859I fucking hate Rin so much. And I hate Simpbito as well. Do what you want, nigger.
>>285621304>>285621872Yes. He likely went into excruciating detail >He was really handsome. Like, super handsome. I need to make sure you understand just how much. Really picture him in your mind...>I lo-....respected him very much. GOD, did I respect him.
>>285621193He's forcing something in his ass fs, but it ain't coming out.....
>>285621559funny how you only started fully letting the mask stay off consistently after the dragon ball stream roflmao
>>285622999Funny (not) how you keep thinking I like that third worlder subhuman trash.
>>285621119no you don't understand it's necessary that they continue to this day to do the necessary work of making it hard as possible to be the Hokage...
>>285622833i wish he didnt listen. itachi, thanks his sharingan meta-powers knew this was the most awful retcon ever. he tried to save kishi. yes, the itachi part of kishi tried to silence the shikamaru part of kishi. alas, he failed. cant beat shikamaru. he's quite the tactician, you know.
>Kinda weird he didn't do it for the bald monkKilling a monk (at least for money) is considered a sin in jashinism. So it's safe to assume he didn't view the guy as a sacrifice>Yugito must be extremely tenacious to still be conscious at that pointShe's a tough cookie. The training she had to undergo in order to control the beast within her was canonically very brutal. So I assume the woman is used to some pain. It makes me even more mad we didn't get to see her in action more>I do wonder why Kishimoto made such an awesome design for Matatabi only to have her do nothing. I guess he just likes drawing, but stillAgreed! I think Kishi has a talent and love for creating character designs and concepts, but he's not very good at/interested in fleshing them out
>>285622999Most glaring part is that even he isn’t capable of actually crafting a pretense as to why he is “suddenly” back here 24/7 doing his typical le whimsical chunguslord shit, Jeetvoncurrymuncher just dodges it every time with performative non-answers because he thinks he’s some quirky cartoon scrimblo bimblo character.
>>285622389>>285622389We're on the fourth chapter of "Madara" expositing Itachi's retcon, there's not much to discuss.
>>285623119More like we’re 0n the 398th chapter of absolute shit
>>285622771Madara looks like he has allergies with how puffy his eyes look
These threads have become rather civil now thanks to all the shit flinging that's going on in the Dragon Ball Super threads.
>>285623100Brain fart>>285622409
>>285623184>Someone shot the poor shinobi in the asskeka!
>>285623178how bad is /dbs/ atm? they had some sort of announcement, yeah?
>>285621559Sorry bro, I was taking a long nap due to waking up early.
>>285623178>rather civil nowIn what world? I only see 30or so faggot pieces of shit trying to defeat me every day and they’re all still losing.
>>285623233Kill yourself, disgusting homosexual. I’m not your fucking "bro".
>>285623239nigga you literally lost to boobie and vagina
សេចក្តីសន្និដ្ឋាន
>>285623283I didn’t "lose", you fell for a homosexual man’s dirty tricks.
>>285621448>retconNot a retcon.>Even with Sasuke’s backstory, at the time of the Wave Arc, all that had been thought out was that Sasuke had an elder brother who had done something bad, and that was it. Kishimoto admits the planning was very hazy at this point. However, at the point where Itachi is actually introduced, Kishimoto had decided to secretly make him a good guy, but the reason he did something bad was because of circumstances.
>>285623289thanks op.
>>285623227It hasn't been this bad in years.>>285623239These threads are mild if you compare them to DBS threads right now. Don't believe me? Just lurk one and see for yourself, faggot.
>>285623309You've lost twice in the past week alone, dude. Come on. Just take them to the chin like a man.
>>285623233Sakon the SLEEPER
>>285623333>Don't believe me? Just lurk one and see for yourselfIt doesn’t matter if I believe you or not. I hate dragon ball shit so I’m not touching any of that trash, nor do I care about it. Naruto threads are still garbage, though. Comparison or not. >>285623372Kill yourself homo. How dare you reply to me.
>>285623233>nappingunc moment
>>285623398saars
Hiashi won.
>Hiasaar won
>>285621962>>285622287>would you save her ?>did she deserve it ?>does she regret it ?
>>285623706>>285621582>Sasukefag outs himself in his own drawing and then keeps doing it anyways I don't understand the mind of this jeet
>>285623779ahahaaahaaa
>>285621100
>>285623799I did not draw that. And I'm not the one who says "Hiashi won" either. The drawing is retarded for that reason and for making Sakon the Homo look like the victim. Fuck you and fuck off.
>>285621540I find your obsession for this guy very annoying, but I did kek.
>>285623779it's beautiful. thank you, anon
>>285621100SasukeAbuse
>>285623851Kill yourself faggot.>>285623779And I'm supposed to be the degenerate here?
>>285623799Meds
>>285623779ohmigod female character stimmy YUMYUMS *gets really brown as fuck*
>>285623874Don't you hate Sakura, jeet?>>285623886Jeet.
>>285623914>Don't you hate SakuraBut I'm not going to waste my time using AI to make fetishistic pictures of her getting beat to a pulp. What is fucking wrong with you? Seriously fuck everyone in these threads.
>>285621927>Hinata won !!She only won because Naruto settled for her since the girl he's always loved since the beginning never loved him back. Naruto matured and realized we can't always have what we truly want in life.
>>285623951>Naruto settled for her since the girl he's always loved since the beginning never loved him back. Last I checked, Sasuke wasn’t a girl?
>>285623779>>285621962Model and Lora pls?
>>285621205Obito, stop coping, not even the Uchiha wanted Madara at the helm.
>>285623939>no-no guys i swear i dont use ai...Lmao jeet
>>285624108You don't even understand how bad you'd be getting spammed if I had enough bad taste to use AI trash to generate images.
yeah he just prefers LLMs instead
>>285624132You do use AI to do exactly that, jeet
>>285621964He'd walk out with a Naruto headband covering one of his eyes then dramatically pull it off and scream AMATERASU before getting tasered and hauled off to a psyche ward.
>>285624197And your proof is, let me guess... Sakon the Homo said it once so now it's the generally accepted truth. Kill yourself.
there is only one pink creature we accept around these parts
>>285622686
>>285624236LMAO you're panicking so hard. Why is that, jeet? Afraid of the kangaroo cops, hm?
>>285623989You're a faggot.
>>285624303>The charges, officer?>We received an unverifiable Anonymous™ report of you using AI to post at an online forum
>meanwhile his ISP monitors everything he does
>>285621188Kishi..
NTA but I can't get over how some idiot called his thing an "illegal fanfic" yesterday kek what kind of reddit shit is that
>>285624504That’s what happens when you have a reddit government downunder, ya feel me
>>2856245045 year gaps between adults are illegal in some part of the world, but that anon didn't want to answer what country he was from.
>>285624504It is illegal actually since Hanabi is a child.
>>285624630>27 years old>ChildOh he's one of the faggots that hate DiCaprio for dropping his whores when they turn 25.
>>285624504All fanfic should be illegal
>>285624656Right. But he said only this one specifically.
>>285621242It still fucks me up that the ancient history of this series happened 80 years ago, which should be within living memory, but just isn't.There are no human characters without life-extending powers over the age of 80.Chiyo and her brother are 73 and 72.The Konoha elders are 73.Hiruzen was 68 when he died and would be 71 now.Onoki is 79.Kakuzu being 91 was considered unthinkable. Not being as strong as he was at 91, but just living to 91.
>>285624649Laugh all you want jeet the kangaroo cops will get you soon for being a dirty criminal
>>285621216
Lolicon and shotacon are illegal in Australia because it's classified the same as the real thing. The jeet has admitted to posting the real thing and tried to debate the age of consent. In other words, the jeet is fucked and he knows this, that's why he's so jumpy over it.
>>285624733>admitted toSchizophrenic delusions again. Please, take your meds. Either they help you or they kill you.
>>285624756>Scared jeet post.
I like Naruto (the character)
>>285624705>owari da status?>owari da.>...orwai da.
>>285623233TODDLERkon.....
>>285624779I will never take responsibility for something I didn't do. Keep seething nigger.
>>285624683The longer the history goes the more room they'd have to make for hokage faces on the moutainIf it was like 500 years old and there were dozens of hokage already, would it feel as special as Lord First and Lord Second or the great Fourth Hokage
>>285624705
>>285624887Kill yourself.
>>285624863If Minato was the 23rd hokage it just wouldn't be the same
>>285624683How did Hashirama live to know Tsunade as her Grandpa if he died when Hiruzen was so young
>>285621063>All those shit to "protect" meYeah, very funny
>>285624971Stop posting this without my explicit permission, nigger. She is MY wife. Ask first.
>>285621872I imagined that, since they're the only 2 person during the long ass time in rape jail
>>285624887Based Madara Uchiha
>>285621280Hmm, seeing Tobi and Madara back to back, Tobi has spiky hair on top and Madara does not. Hmmm....
>>285625027No one needs to ask your permission. Hanabi is public property.
>>285625105Kill your fucking self dipshit.
>>285625093Madara is so handsome.
>>285624779why is he so scared
>>285625093pretty obvious that's the same person. He says "And then I was born" and it shows him having a flashback. He even has old man wrinkles. He just has a short hair cut so it looks different. Tobito theories are retarded.
>>285621100Sasuke's reactions are very understandable hereI think the only reason he hasn't tried to shank Tobi is because he doesn't have enough chakra to use chidori
Less than 2 weeks until Killer Bee gives Sasuke a 2nd asshole.
>>285621304This is where the hashirama wanking really started in full force. From being just 1 hokage among several with a weird plant jutsu to being THE strongest shinobi to ever walk the face of ninja earth with THE strongest jutsu evar. He's almost as big a gary stu as Itachi.
>jeet jeet jeet jeetDo you ever shut the fuck up about this
>>285621378If he's Madara why doesn't he show us his mangekyo, huh?
>>285625269He hasn't needed to use it yet. He will show us all of us his unique mangekyo abilities. Kishi wouldn't leave that out.
mmmmm daddy...
>>285625093What's more likely?That Madara got a haircut some time in the last 80 years?Or that someone managed to successfully impersonate him despite not sounding like him, not having the same Mangekyou power, not being alive to know the details of Madara's life, and living in a world where Byakugan users can see through his mask?Use your fucking brain dude, Obito was a nice red herring, but Tobi is obviously Madara.
>>285625269Because Kishi is saving it for a big dramatic reveal.It's probably gonna look really cool and unique and he only wants to show it when he actually fights someone seriously.
>>285624863They didn't have to put every Hokage's face on the mountain. Just the important ones.
>>285625486we already know what it looks like though
>>285621790SEALS not SEALING, i'm talking about the seal holding Shukaku on him not his skill of sealing things.Moron.
boring chapter tobito is larping I can tell it
>ITACHI WAS A GLOWIEStill the most obvious retcon to this date
>>285625215Just by the previously established fact that he defeated Madara in the valley, every single Uchiha/sharingan wank in part 2 has been Hashirama wank all along as well.
>>285621962Stop posting this AI slop, there REAL ryona art of Sakura out there.>>285623233Sleep tight.
>>285625504Well too bad!
>>285623289>>285621328Arigatou, OP!
>>285624971In reality this would be Hanabi's coma dream.She doesn't even know 64 palms.
>>285621790Anon, do you think Shukaku was willingly sleeping inside Gaara's body prior to jobbing to Deidara or something?
>>285620953Madara looks so weird with the forehead protector, I think he only ever wears it here and in Onoki's flashback.
>>285625605Hanabi only needs her special 2 palms technique.
>>285625605Wrong. It's reality. Canon reality.>>285625667Kill yourself nigger degenerate.
>>285625667She doesn't have that either.
>>285625388imagine putting your dick on display like that when your daughter is at standing blowjob height.
aaaahhhh sauke im CIA
>>285625684You really need to be shot in an alley.
>chapter is still about hacktachiIs he really that important
nerd dad and his jock son
>>285625711Oh you have no idea.
>>285623233Sleepkon the NAPPER
>>285625715>Naruto>Jock
>>285625728Well this will be the last time RIGHT???
>>285625755He is. dumb, likes sports, muscular
>>285621205>Itachi was a sacrificial pawn>a problem created decades ago determined his path in lifeSo in other words he was a SLAVE? Like fucking Neji?
>>285625844>muscular
>>285625858
>>285621872Of course. Madara had a massive mancrush on Hashirama
>>285621280>Strongest clan>wiped out by a single ninjaKekashi’s genes might be more impressive considering he can use Mangekyo without being descended from this schizo red eye incest club. That and his pops being a supposed kage tier. Senjus have Tobirama, Hashirama, and Tsunade who is the best healer and physical strongest despite being a drunkard. Yamato’s wood can split a big chunk of the groun too. I’d put Uchila genetics as 2nd or 3rd best.
>>285625844>Likes sportsWhere!?
>>285625890That's just him being fit.
>>285625844Being popular, respected or feared during your school years are also requirements to be a jock, which Naruto doesn't have.
>Obito is Tobi guys, he shares the same hair cut as he does. Let’s ignore that this trim is the most common hairstyle in the ninja worldYou guys are retards, kek.
>>285625170Hmmm
>>285621280>>285621304What reasons would Tobi have to keep wearing his mask after declaring himself to be Madara if he really was Madara?
>>285625938>>285625983>Being popular, respected or feared during your school years are also requirements to be a jockLast time it was just being into sports and being book dumb>feared during your school yearshe sorta was
>>285625924Reminder that the strongest uchihas are ALL frauds.>SasukeFilled with snake steroids from Orochimaru, not natty.>Obito>MadaraBijuu and Hashirama cells merchants.>ItachiLiterally barely relevant by the end of the series if not for someone else's eye power AND some godly tools he just happened to come across.>SHITsui>FugAll jobbers.
>>285626033He doesnt like looking old.
>>285626043Cover pages aren't canon.
>>285626033Actually, why would he keep using that mask if Sasuke has no idea how Madara or Obito look like.
>>285625140>brat mcyum
>>285621259>Starfleet clan
>>285625844>likes sports, muscularHuh?
>>285621259HOLY FUCK IS THAT THE HAGOROMO CLAN!?!?!?
>>285626033Out of respect and honor for his former partner Deidara
>>285621259>>285621280>>285621304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-5WHNzGIHY
>>285625890
I love Anko so much bros...
>>285626199All the muscles went to his chest.
>>285626033What was his plan after revealing his face? Sauske should have seen Madara's statue at VotE and realized Obito doesn't match the part.
>>285626199it's the same, anime added shadows, in manga it's only lines
>>285626234The statue just shows an Uchiha with long hair. Obito could have just said he cut it.
>>285626246This is cope.
>>285621221Haha, it had to go that way, didn't it? Fanfictions had to have invented the 'civilian council' before Kishimoto introduced these retards, right? Actually funny that of all their bullshit this is what was pretty correct.
>>285621047>>285621063>>285621086>>285621100Extremely justified breakdown. This is just psychological torture for the kid.
>>285621259Really funny that the Senju clan just fucking despawned after Konoha's founding.
>>285626281Concession accepted.
>>285621260Why the fuck didn't he kill Danzo and the Council?
>>285621304I've always wondered if he was meant to look Native American.Maybe I'm just too American, but he always had that American Indian look to me.
>>285626438>Why didn't he create political instability instead of the one thing that prevented political instability in his mind
kwab.
>>285626472>coup driven by two sides feuding and hating one another>murder one of the sides and hand victory to the otherHow is that pro-stability? That is just empowering one half of the conflict. That is giving Danzo what he wanted and empowering him to implement whatever policies he wanted. Itachi basically said that he trusted Danzo more than his family.
>>285626087Maybe he was worried Kekashi may have shown Sasuke his childhood team photo at some point..Sasuke has been in Kekashi's room before
Dragon Bal wonned.
>>285626502>How is that pro-stability?It's anti-guaranteed-instability, if he kills the two old crooks and Danzo then what do you think happens
>>285626273Idk. It's almost as bad as the Anbu not recognizing the 2 previous hokage when their faces are on a mountain
The Uchiha were all wiped out overnight by one guy. I'm really supposed to believe that these guys had ANY chance at all to succeed at their coup?
>>285622604He (You)d himself
>>285626538They're dead.He can kill his family and them at the same time.
I don't care about Asuma.
>>285623317It's a retcon because Itachi being a good guy while torturing Sasuke, coming back into his life once Sasuke started move on just to torture him some more, and telling him to kill his best friend makes zero nada zlich sense
>>285624292Queen of pinkpissers
>>285626594Then he would have no guarantee of Sasuke's safetyNo way of telling what would happen to ROOT, the village's internal politics, or SasukeIt was unironically safer to keep him alive
>>285625537It's only obvious to retarded speedreaders that ignored all the hints we've had since part 1:- Itachi out right telling Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai that he and Kisame are looking for Naruto instead of keeping it secret- Kakashi wondered why Itachi used Tsukuyomi instead of just killing him- Asuma questioned why despite Itachi already being inside the village he hasn't found Naruto yet despite it being easy since he already knows what he looks like- Kisame questioned Itachi as why they had to run from Jiraiya since he could've dealt with him with his power- The Uchiha revolt was hinted at in the final valley flashback when Fugaku was talking about Itachi being the pipeline between the village nerve center and clan
>>285625093Yep, it's much less likely for madara to get a haircut than for a retarded teenage looser who got splattered by a mountain of rocks to survive, not to get his Uchiha body retrieved to keep the clan's secrets safe, and to then go on to nearly defeat the 4th and controlling Kyubi in just a couple of years
>>285626533Their threads were blazing fast on the weekend but it looks like they slowed back down a lot
>>285626790>Their threads were blazing fast on the weekend but it looks like they slowed back down a lot
>>285626732- He has no reason to lie once they're recognized as Akatsuki- He wants to torture Sasuke so he can grow hateful and grow his new eyes for him (literally the pretend act of the final Itachi)- Not particularly relevant- Because the story didn't call for this idiotic 1v1 matchup, storytelling isn't about powerscaling- Very weak hint
>>285626691ninja
>>285626627Itachi was never said to be "good". He's only said to be a spy for the Leaf and that he didn't want to kill Sasuke all of which were never retconned. Since part 1 he never tried to kill Sasuke even though he could've have done so easily.>and telling him to kill his best friend makes zero nada zlich senseIt doesn't make sense because you keep pretending the story is saying he's "good" when it didn't. Itachi told him to kill his best friend because he wanted Sasuke stronger for his wellbeing.
>>285626598Hidan...
>>285626868>all of which were never retconned.Him using tsukuyomi on Sasuke in the Tsunade arc means that he never cared for his wellbeing, which is changed/retconned in part 2. You don't need to go into interviews and shit to see that.
>Scene of a smart woman teaching dumb man AKA woman nurturing man AKA methaphor for a mom caring for their kidFuark, I hate that trope. I want to KILL PAINFULLY everyone who uses it.
>>285626850>He has no reason to lie once they're recognized as AkatsukiKakashi didn't even know why they were there. He asks if he's here because of Sasuke and Itachi corrects him saying they're here for Naruto. He could've lied or said literally nothing.>He wants to torture Sasuke so he can grow hateful and grow his new eyes for him (literally the pretend act of the final Itachi)Has nothing to with what I said about Itachi sparing Kakashi.>Not particularly relevantIt is because it's another hint that Itachi is a spy. Like with not killing Kakashi and just using genjutsu on him it's showing once again he's doing a bad job intentionally and even his "enemies" are noticing.>because the story didn't call for this idiotic 1v1 matchupWould've have been 1v1 since Kisame was there too.>Very weak hintIt's not weak at all. It's showing the literal leader of the clan has a mole in placed in the village nerve center is feeding information back to the clan.
>>285626697What is stopping Danzo for getting paranoid schizophrenia about another clan? Or getting cocky and thinking he could take Itachi after doping on Sharingans and going after Sasuke anyhow?Itachi is trusting the guy that just campaigned to genocide his family and who succeeded.
>>285626924>Him using tsukuyomi on Sasuke in the Tsunade arc means that he never cared for his wellbeingHe used it on him when he was a kid and he was able to recover from it just fine. He would've again.
>>285626895Save him
>>285626999>Has nothing to with what I said about Itachi sparing Kakashi.Yeah my bad. I speedread some of your points desu
>>285621259Are any of the symbols here besides the Uchiha and Senju ones actually used for any of the other clans from the series?Could they seriously not bother to show that any of the other clans (Hyuga, Inuzuka, Aburame etc.) were part of the warring states period as well? Did Kishi seriously give this little of a shit?Looking at it closer I think one of them looks like the Nara clan but I'm not quite sure (of course Shikafaggot's clan is the only one to be mentioned)
>>285627035>he was able to recover from it just fineThat's literally the first thing that made him want to leave the village and stay at the pedoman's place.
>>285626501Why would Gohan kill Naruto?
>>285627103Yes and that made him get stronger which is exactly what Itachi wanted
>>285626732>- Itachi out right telling Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai that he and Kisame are looking for Naruto instead of keeping it secretNone of the Akatsuki have been mysterious or cared about keeping opsec. Orochimaru started off things by openly talking about wanting to steal Sasuke's body. Naruto is just that type of series.
>>285626999>Kakashi didn't even know why they were there. He asks if he's here because of Sasuke and Itachi corrects him saying they're here for Naruto. He could've lied or said literally nothing.Itachi telling them about Naruto didn't affect the plot with anything. Orochimaru also willingly told Kakashi that he was the one who put a curse mark on Sasuke. >Has nothing to with what I said about Itachi sparing KakashiGoing by your logic Orochimaru was also a good guy secret agent because he also decided not to kill Kakashi when they met during the exams. >It is because it's another hint that Itachi is a spy. Like with not killing Kakashi and just using genjutsu on him it's showing once again he's doing a bad job intentionally and even his "enemies" are noticing.That's not even true because they still found Naruto before any of the grownups could even get him to safety. You're a braindead and retarded moron. You should feel embarrassed for being so stupid.
>>285627103>and stay at the pedoman's placeWhich worked out fine.
>>285623309It's true, I'm Sakon's tulpa. He manifested me so that I can destroy you with boobie and vagoo irl
They're calling him the best Shonen villain of all time
>>285627133>exactly what Itachi wantedNo, he wanted him to stay in the Leaf, which doesn't make sense because there was a highly probable chance of Orochimaru taking his body, and Sasuke was also openly stating things like how he's done with Konoha and trying to kill his old teammates.
>>285627187Itachi had no way of fully knowing that things would work out fine for Sasuke. Sasuke even said at one point that he'd be fine with giving his body to Oro if it meant killing Itachi. This is such a retarded and braindead cope, lmao. You're a moron.
>>285627016>What is stopping Danzo for getting paranoid schizophrenia about another clan????An Uchiha DID attack Konoha with the Nine-Tails and lead to the death of the Fourth HokageThe Uchiha Clan WAS planning a violent coup against the village leadersThere was no paranoia involved, Danzo and the other elders were completely correct about the Uchiha. Was the massacre right? Well maybe not but the threat was real
>>285627164>None of the Akatsuki have been mysterious or cared about keeping opsec.Means nothing. He still told tipped them off as to who their target was.>>285627182>tachi telling them about Naruto didn't affect the plot with anything.A hint doesn't have to change the plot for it be considered a hint.>Going by your logic Orochimaru was also a good guy secret agent because he also decided not to kill Kakashi when they met during the exams.No that's not my logic since my logic relies on multiple actions Itachi does. Not just one. >That's not even trueIt is. Naruto was still in the village when Itachi and Kisame first arrived. You should read the manga slowly.
>>285627244>Sasuke even said at one point that he'd be fine with giving his body to OroNot the first time I've seen you say this dumb shit. We know Sasuke was lying. So why you still keep acting otherwise I know idea.
>>285627226>there was a highly probable chance of Orochimaru taking his bodyItachi trusted Sasuke would be strong enough to resist Orochimaru. Even if he wasn’t and Sasuke really did have his body stolen, then Itachi can seal and extract Oro with Totsuka Blade anyways>Sasuke was also openly stating things like how he's done with KonohaThat was when he was still set on revenge, after he killed Itachi without learning the truth he may have calmed down. Also remember Itachi implanted Koto Amatsukami into Naruto as a failsafe to get Sasuke to be loyal to the Leaf by force if necessary
>>285627259>An Uchiha DID attack KonohaThey had no way of knowing this. It was pure speculation based on Madara's reputation. The Masked Man disappeared before Minato could communicate with anyone about what happened. >The Uchiha Clan WAS planning a violent coup against the village leadersSubstantially because of Danzo and the Council's efforts to isolate them, with the tacit permission of Sarutobi.
>>285627260>This thing that actually disproves my entire shitty argument? M-Means nothing. Holy fucking cope. >No that's not my logic since my logic relies on multiple actions Itachi does.What about Oro tipping Kakashi off on what his goal with Sasuke is? Or him not just straight up kidnapping Sasu inside the forest but instead letting him decide for himself if he wants to come to his hideout? Idk it sounds like Oro was a glowie all along.
>>285627226>he wanted him to stay in the LeafGood thing Itachi had a plan for that then.
>>285627307>We know Sasuke was lying.You mean like how "we" knew Sasuke wasn't trying to kill Naruto in their fight, even though even Naruto himself admitted that he was actively trying to kill him? You retard.
>>285627354>What about Oro tipping Kakashi off on what his goal with Sasuke is?Orochimaru's main goal was destroy the leaf village which he didn't tell him about.
Rare Kakuzu snort
>>285627378I'll take that as a concession.
uooooohhhhh little boys... i love them
>>285626533inb4 boruto gets a remaster following the manga too
Retcon or not, you can't help but laugh that Itachi was wanked so much by Kishimoto despite being nothing but a CIA's attack dog in the end
>>285627319>Itachi trusted Sasuke would be strong enough to resist Orochimaru. Even if he wasn’t and Sasuke really did have his body stolen, then Itachi can seal and extract Oro with Totsuka Blade anywaysLiterally all of that is your pure headcanon. Itachi barely even knew anything about Sasuke besides that he learned he chidori before he left Konoha. And if he used the Totsuka on Orochimaru while he was using Sasuke's body then he would've sealed Sasuke as well. Genuinely, how are you this much of a retard? >>285627362The Kotoamatsukami was literally only asspulled in part 2. You know your shitty arguments are failing apart when you resort to cope like this, you braindead moron.
>>285627362>>285627427And also Edo Itachi was already surprised about Sasuke not returning to the Leaf when Naruto didn't even use the crow on him. You're a retard.
>>285627416>yeah, and? I haven't read single chapter of boruto
>>285621063I mean Sauce isn't wrong, even if what this guy was saying is true, the fact that Itachi wanted to kill him why should Sauce pay any mind to what he says?
>>285627223"They" have some terrible taste in villains then.
>>285627427Concession accepted.
>>285627045Ugly art
>>285627362>itachi loved his brother so much he planned to brainwash him after deathIs Kishimoto serious about this guy being a hero?
>>285627116
>>285627443I haven't read a single chapter of dragon ball.
I cosplayed as a minor character from Naruto's Chunin. What do you think?
>>285627437>And also Edo Itachi was already surprised about Sasuke not returning to the LeafBecause he expected the amaterasu he implanted into Sasuke's eye to kill Madara (Obito), so he wouldn't tell Sasuke the truth about the massacre.
>>285624683Technically ancient history is Kaguya's arrival which was like centuries before the foundation of the village.
>>285627458It's called a shitpost, Sasori
>>285626538The Daimyo wouldn't have liked Danzo being dead.
>>285627466Genjutsu alone solos the DBZ verse.
>Naruto after giving Hinata a cunnilingus whilst she's having her period
>>285626826>goes from 1 hour bump limit threads to 10 hour bump limits in a single day
>>285627483Is your girlfriend bothered by your coughing?
What kind of underwear would he wear...
>>285621603>Kushina and Mito having worse seals than Gaara hadDid they? At least the former could sleep at night; Gaara couldn't.
>>285626967there were not enough episodes focused on Naruto and Tsunade's relationshipin fact I do not think there was a single episode dedicated to them being alone together for an extended period of time
>dear hokage-sama please stop Naruto Uzumaki from fucking my son Saske Uchiha
>>285626414They integrated properly into other families and clans instead of being tribalistic pyschos like the uchiha
>>285621603Gaara has the weakest tailed beast in him
Who was the first sicko who suggested the idea of intermarrying (interbreeding) clans?
>tfw no 4 new episodes
>>285627319>Itachi trusted Sasuke would be strong enough to resist Orochimaru. Even if he wasn’t and Sasuke really did have his body stolen, then Itachi can seal and extract Oro with Totsuka Blade anywaysBro you can stop reaching like crazy to defend this retarded comic written for 5 years old
I, I, I love little boysThey make me feel so goodI love little boysThey make me feel so bad
>>285627619>>285627741*smooch*
>>285627607Yes.He was a surprisingly popular character, but he died soon after, right?
>>285628238Yeah, unfortunately. He was pretty cool. Were you cosplaying as someone else?
>>285628254Nah, it's just a mob character cosplay.
Post more little boys
If an American could understand or write Japanese sentences better than the average Japanese person, that would be a genius level surpassing that of a Jonin in Naruto.There are over 10,000 kanji characters.
>>285628321I like it, your face fits the character
>>285626868He literally is a leaf glowie how the fuck leading his brother to become an enemy of leaf by killing his most likely leaf buddy makes a lick of sense?Look at the way Itachi scenes are framed once the decision to retcon his was set: he is always wise and patient and 2 steps ahead of anyone, every time anybody talks about him it's wank. He absolutely is framed as a good righteous guy stcuk between a rock and a hard place and narrative kinda justifies his decision while all the bullshit he did is handwaved and ignored
>>285627767John Eugenics
>>285628553If Naruto gets a Hollywood live-action adaptation, I'd love to be an extra.
Tayuya is an angel.
Myself, I prefer the laid back threads
>>285628852Angel in devil's clothing
Has anyone here ever gotten any Naruto art deliveries?
If this was Sakon's thread it would've already been archived because it would've been spammed to bump limit in 5 hours by the jeet, but since the jeet made this thread he's holding back on his spam and limiting his samefagging a bit to keep it on the catalog for more hours and calling them "chill". Everything you do is artificial.
>>285629418what do you mean
>>285624683Wow your post is so original and unique!
>>285629513Has an artist drawn naruto related content for you?
>>285629541Only the jeet, reminder that the jeet is all the drawfags here
>>285623951>She only won because [cope cope cope]Ten years later, and will never get old.
>>285629541>>285629565A friend drew some cringy self-insert Hidan art for me. But it's hardcore gore and repulsive to any sane viewer
>>285629457>If this was Sakon's thread it would've already been archived because he loves drama and samefags FTFY
>>285629626No one cares, degenerate.
>>285623100Cute, yet tragic pic.>It makes me even more mad we didn't get to see her in action moreYeah, I get Kishi was keeping their abilities secret, but hard to imagine anyone found Hidan and Kauzus garbage final battle worth it, over the epic clash that must've happened with her.
>>285629650I care>>285629626Hidansis, pls post
>>285629672Yeah, it's so lame how Kishi handled that. The Jinchuuriki fights should be some of the most cinematic battles in the series>>285629678Soon, I'm busy at work atm
>>285629832Guess Kishi knew she would've won without the offscreen debuff for jinchuriki, so he couldn't show the fight without derailing his story.
>>285629672He could have not offscreened the fight AND keep their abilities a mystery.It’s all about execution which Kishi has a problem with
>>285629629Samefagging is cringe which is why I don't do it.
>>285629896Reminder she got brought back only to be a useless zombie ..kishi hated that bitch
>>285630028/doubt
>>285628288Now post feelkura1, feetkura2, feetkura3, feetkura4, feetkura5, feetkura6, feetkura7
>>285627689>Can do Fugaku, but it'll require killing every single other Uchiha (including yourself, your wife, and Itachi)>and also Naruto's son will fuck Sasuke's daughter, even i can't stop the Uzumaki lust for Uchiha hole forever
>>285630016I think that would be extremely difficult without making the fight lame though. I guess you imagine her suddenly just dying from the ritual with no explanation mid-fight?Still if she lost to them without Kakuzu using his ability or Hidans immortality being reveal taht sound like a jobbing worse than being offscreened, or what did you imagine?>>285630044I actually hate how Kishi handled the jinchuriki in the war arc so much. Just completely homogenous in ability, unable to talk and their biju getting 6v1d by Kurama. Even giving them a transformation where they all look the same, completely reduced to their status as jinchuriki and number of tails. The only ones that were unable to talk while being revived and when Bee see's the corpse of what should've been his comrade being paraded around by his enemies with chakra rods in intimate places he's like "damn that could've been me", then looks at her boobs. Imagine if Naruto saw one of his friends get that treatment.She also got a cameo in one of the movies where she's also captured offscreen, for some reason.
>>285630228Yeah the dude just wrote her up to get shafted. Kishi's just fucking weird sometimes
>>285630263It's funny how he wrote a story about how the poor jinchuriki are ostracized and reduced to the biju inside of them by the villages, but his writing for them is more dehumanizing than anything the villages could've done.
>>285630228>I think that would be extremely difficult without making the fight lame though.Not at all. What’s lame is offscreening the fight and later getting sonned by 2 Jonins and 2 genin, where you scratch your head how did they take down a tailed beast. It brings Yugito down for losing to these chumps. If we show them using a genuinely good tactic to take her down it explains how they defeated a stronger opponent. Not by no selling her whole arsenal, but by bypassing direct confrontation with major loses.>I guess you imagine her suddenly just dying from the ritual with no explanation mid-fight?That’s not a novel concept in fiction. A lot of abilities don’t get a proper explanation until later into the series. It’s a natural way the events would play out since we’d be in Yugito’s pov as far as information goes. It would sell Hidan’s ability being dangerous and how Yugito could not be brought down any other way.>Still if she lost to them without Kakuzu using his ability or Hidans immortality being reveal taht sound like a jobbing worse than being offscreenedThat’s just a wrong way to think about it. If she lost like that (after thrashing Kakuzu for a bit instead of him blocking her attacks which was stupid) i doubt we’d come away with "wow she jobbed" instead we’d be thinking how strong this duo is and wonder what instant kill ability do they have. We can come away with knowledge that she would win in a straight fight, but they were one step ahead of her in tacticts which let them win against a Jinchuriki. Kakuzu is also a sesoned Shinobi. He battled Hashirama. He should know how to approach this fight with minimalnloses. That’s why I don’t think he needs to risk his hearts in a firepower battle he knows he will lose. He would likely just stay out m, use stone skin and wait out the ritual. After battle he can be as bruised as you want and not in the pristine condition like in the original.
>>285630561Your version sounds nice for Kakuzu and Hidan (and they definitely deserve it with how shitty their final fight was), but can't say I like it from Yugito's pov. Having her suddenly collapse mid-fight to avoid revealing how the ritual works is fine, but hidin all the other abilities is just too much. She'd be effectively outskilled without them having to even rely on what they're good at (getting up after dying). Even if she overwhelms Kakuzu, it wouldn't seem impressive when he's not even using his ability (and seemingly not feeling the need to). You'd practically still end up with both of them having to no-sell her entire arsenal, otherwise they would be killed when she gets the advantage with how much power she has or how do you imagine this going? She focuses fully on Kakuzu but without using any fire based attacks and completely ignores Hidan, who gets her blood and runs away? The two of them also just don't seem tactically smarter than her from what we see, they walk into every ambush unguarded and come out on top thanks to immortality hacks. I think having them defeat her offscreen while implying they used their abilities is still better than doing it on screen without using them.
huuuh.... miss you satomi...
>>285630561>>285630840I feel like I didn't put it into words very well, but I think my core issue is that I think "she thrashes around a bit without doing serious damage, then get's nicked by Hidan and dies" is legit the least charitable interpretation of the fight for Yugito.
>Eight Trigrams: Two Palms!
>>285629565only the untalented and shitty art is his. the good art is from other anons
>>285631067There are no others
>>285631067I have posted untalented, shitty art here before (though I'm not a drawfag).
>>285628335
>>285629565>>285631067I don't draw you stupid fucking cunt.
>>285630840>>285630926They would use their abilities tho.Hidan uses his immortality and ritual while Kakuzu uses his high endurance to survive Matatabi attacks. Also I wouldn’t have them just walk into her ambush nonchalantly. In fact it would be better if Hidan got her blood at the initial ambush which we didn’t see. Then she runs into the sewers where she laid her trap for them. But only Kakuzu chased after her and got trapped. Hidan would be busy with the ritual.Kakuzu has no reason to attack Yugito in this scenario so all he has to do is survive for the time being.And I also said Kakuzu doesn’t have to come out of this fight unscathed.She’s strong yes, but this set up is extremely unfair and that’s the point.Kakuzu using his hearts to attack doesn’t make his chances of survival against her any better. He can have an inner monoloue saying how hopeless it’s to fight Matatabi head on. I would imagine his "fight" would look like Garou vs Rover from opm where he just gets blasted through walls.It’s a far better deal than him just blocking her attack easily
>>285631390>Hidan got her blood at the initial ambush which we didn’t seeAh, I think you suggested a scenario like this before. I think she could even have some kind of confident line like "You're gonna end up like your team mate.", which would in hindsight imply she though she got a deadly blow against Hidan while taking the scratch, but wouldn't spoil his ability.Kakuzu then only trying to win some time, maybe talking a bit, being flung through a wall, but then she get's ritualed before dealing a killing blow would make sense.This would work to make her loss more plausible, but at the same time it wouldn't actually give us "more Yugito" and it would lose out on the "ENTER" moment with Hidan and Kakuzu and most of their introduction, which I think could be fine, but not sure most people would prefer it.
>>285629896Possibly. Or the fight was such a prolonged struggle that illustrating/animating it was too much work, in Kishi's eyes>>285629626>>285629678>It's hardcore gore and repulsive to any sane viewerI'm very serious about this. You have been warned. I started cropping and censoring some of it, but got lazy at the end. Perhaps today is the day I get nuked https://files.catbox.moe/pggdlu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8d0yr0.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ww28dv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bs3482.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rxe0bp.png
Hidansis built different
>>285631610The fact that she's hot means she can easily lure in men then roofie them to do this for real. Actually scary.
>>285631628But it's not fun if they die
>>285631592>Or the fight was such a prolonged struggle that illustrating/animating it was too much workIf I had to justify their win it'd be something along these lines, yeah. Since her trap didn't work for no visible reason (my headcanon is that Zetsu pulled Hidan out), she'd still have to figure out>Hidan is immortal>when Hidan loses his head or other body parts Kakuzu can patch him back together>Kakuzu has 5 lifesAnd then manage to take out both of them before her stamina/chakra runs out (seems really unclear what the limits on full biju transformation are), while being careful not to get nicked (or losing when she does).For this to work we have to assume that Hidan can't just be evaporated by her attacks though and that Kakuzu's ability works for any form of death, not just his heart being gone.
>>285631592She's>not like other girlsBut unironicallyHidansis, show us your ankle monitor
>>285631592Hidan would probably enjoy it more if his mate was also an immortal Jashin follower and they both engaged in brutal coitus in a ritual circle
>>285629896This bitch fights with her toenails I'm glad she was off-screened.
>>285627035>and he was able to recover from it just fineretard.
>>285631815What's wrong with toenails? I find it kinda cool to imagine her taijutsu making use of all 4 limbs as much as possible, like cats do when they roll on their side.
>>285631724I love her catty features in that pic>my headcanon is that Zetsu pulled Hidan outCould be. It's not out of the question Pain assigned Zetsu to watch over the zombie team's mission. He said they need to be watched like children sometimes>seems really unclear what the limits on full biju transformation areYeah, and Yugito is a special case as well, since she has full control over the beast>For this to work we have to assume that Hidan can't just be evaporated by her attacks thoughHidan is shown to tank huge explosive attacks from Kakuzu though, without ending up in smithereens. Even after being blown up by Shikamaru's dozen paper bombs, he wasn't nearly the pile of flesh and bones he should've been. Either there's something to Jashin's curse that protects him from that, or it's nonsensical writing on Kishi's part>and that Kakuzu's ability works for any form of death, not just his heart being goneThat's definitely not the case, unless I missed something>>285631805I know, I agree, and it's what I'm gonna ask for next
>>285631984>He said they need to be watched like children sometimesKakuzu was young at heart
>>285632001He had a violent short temper, at least>>285631728Calm your tits, it ain't even murder
>>285627634Gaara could walk freely everywere.Unlike Kushina and Mito who had to be locked up behind a tower and monitored 24/7.>>285627727That's only relevant when it comes to sealing the beast, once the job is said and done the strength of the bijuu is irrelevant to keep it chained.The only reason why Naruto's seal "wears off" is because it specifically designed to loosen up with time so it leaks chakra into Naruto's reserves.
>>285631984>That's definitely not the case, unless I missed somethingIt seems to me like Kakuzu's hearts work to negate any form of death like extra lives. He doesn't require any particular organs other than his heart. In Naruto the mind is contained entirely within the chakra system. He is similar to Sasori who doesn't need any organs besides his core except Kakuzu has multiple cores.If you decapitated him it would use up a heart but then he could just re-attach his head since his mind is in the chakra.
>>285632059>In Naruto the mind is contained entirely within the chakra systemactually nevermind this is really inconsistent since they probe corpse brains in the Pain arc and Yamanaka techniques seem to focus on the brain. But it seems like you don't necessarily need a brain in Naruto
>>285631984>Either there's something to Jashin's curse that protects him from that, or it's nonsensical writing on Kishi's partYeah it's hard to tell what is going on. Yugito's biju level attacks should definitely have more power than a bunch of paperbombs and I'm not sure what kind of destruction Kakuzu's large scale attacks do. Probably the best assumption is that HIdan can simply only be damaged on the joints connecting his limbs and neck to his torso for whatever unknown reason.With Kakuzu it's also hard to understand what's going on because at first it's treated as him simply having 5 lifes, but then Naruto destroys 2 and a half at once and each one he lost before was a targeted attack at the heart so things get murky. Then again he was supposedly destroyed at a cellular level, but somehow still alive, lmao.>It's not out of the question Pain assigned Zetsu to watch over the zombie team's missionIf I'm going full head canon I like to think Akatsuki categorized Yugito as one of the most dangerous jinchuriki and that's why they had logistics planned out much better than with their other captures (Zetsu teleporting her away instead of the guys carrying her around like with Gaara and Roshi).>>285632059I do kinda imagine it like this too.
>>285632095>With Kakuzu it's also hard to understand what's going on because at first it's treated as him simply having 5 lifes, but then Naruto destroys 2 and a half at once and each one he lost before was a targeted attack at the heart so things get murky. Then again he was supposedly destroyed at a cellular level, but somehow still alive, lmao.I think Kishi is just leaning hard into the video game logic like the elemental system. Rasenshuriken is continuously damaging him through multiple health bars while a non damage over time would just use up a single heart. He is forced to respawn mid attack
>>285632081>But it seems like you don't necessarily need a brain in NarutoMany such cases...
>>285632156I guess it should also be possible to destroy multiple hearts at once, but that then just makes him an even bigger retard for having a jobber form where his spare hearts are right inside his body so they can all be destroyed together. Acually it'd also make him extremely vulnerable when he's just walking around with all 5 hearts in his chest.
>>285630151I don't like to spam/flood...kek, flood...
>>285632404The thread is dead and close to bump limit bro, post away.
>>285624483bookmarked...>>285624683considering this is shonen, i guess 80 years would seem like a lot to a kid. but you also have to consider how many ninja died young due to war, and how fast things happen in their world. people moved on from the senju-uchiha wars and only remember that it was settled, then 3 multiregional ninja wars happened
>>285632540Where am I gonna get my ferret goods now?
>>285624863He could have just made the third be like 400 years old when the series started
>>285632059>>285632081Very good points, you're probably right. It would fit the whole zombie theme much more too. Now that I think about it, the way Kakuzu's able to disconnect his limbs without issue sort of implies he's able to do the same thing with his head, for example. Unlike Hidan, Kakuzu's probably even able to control his body while (almost) decapitated, so long as it's still connected to the torso through his tentacles. It at least works for his hands that way>>285632095>Probably the best assumption is that Hidan can simply only be damaged on the joints connecting his limbs and neck to his torso for whatever unknown reasonI guess it wouldn't be true immortality if you could get vaporized. Because then you're gone, and there's not even a vessel left for your consciousness/soul to inhabit. It genuinely might be part of Jashin's deal>Then again Kakuzu was supposedly destroyed at a cellular level, but somehow still alive>lol yeah, I guess plot armor is even stronger than any devine/demonic protection. It's all a bit confusing, probably because Kishi is just very inconsistent with his own rules and lore>I like to think Akatsuki categorized Yugito as one of the most dangerous jinchurikiHer bijuu might've only had two tail, but I cannot stress enough that Yugito had full control over it! That's an otherwise unheard-of eat in the Narutoverse. So I wouldn't be surprised if you're correctSorry for the short replies bros, am busy
>>285632910>lol yeah, I guess plot armor is even stronger than any devine/demonic protection. It's all a bit confusing, probably because Kishi is just very inconsistent with his own rules and loreDidn't mean to greentext that part
wouldnt it be funny if boruto had his head cut off with a bandsaw haha?
>>285632910>unheard-of featMan, I'm tired>>285633211Do you hate him, or did I infect you with the gore affinity?
>>285633263It's okay, I knew what you meant.
>>285632620man naruto had some great mean girls, temari wasnt over the top but she had a barrier that made her a bit intimidating, plus she seemed to enjoy fighting.>>285632564sasuke should open up a store to honor itachi(.com)'s legacy
>>285631592Hidanee-chan, could you pretty please post more booba?
>>285632620Tayuyabros...
>>285633447Imma get killed for off-topic posting, but you asked so nicelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/f3af8y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/xs6vxx.jpg>>285633313Thanks Yugitobro, you chill>>285633426Yeah, I always enjoyed Naruto's mean girls. Temari was great because she wasn't over the top bitchy, but also no pushover. That's like the opossite of Sakura/Ino. She liked to fight and was good at it, while also respecting her opponent. Her confidence and fun of combat is what made her ultimately a bit intimidating. Tayuya and Anko are peak as well. I'd say Konan too, but I'm not sure she fits the mean girl trope at all, despite being a villian>>285633717They should fight each other
>>285633850nice
>>285633850Sexooo, thanks!! By the way, where are the schizo and Sakon?
>>285633980>schizoMeds status: Taken>SakonJobbing
>>285633850If I met you irl, would you seem like a normal, well adjusted person?
>>285633850make sure that mole isn't breast cancer in your 2nd pic. looks sketchy
>>285634281>how posting nudes on 4chin saved my life
>>285634269Yes actually, very much so. I make a conscious effort to fit into society and be a pleasant person to be around. It's probably why I have friends and a life outside of this wretched hell hole (I'm still a degenerate at heart tho, it's why I keep coming back)>>285634281It's not cancer, it's a birthmark. But thanks for the concern anon>>285635013Kek
Comfy thread
>>285635577Yeah
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