Why aren't men attracted to Aqua?
>>285628616She's stupid and obnoxious.
You couldn't knock her up since your spooge would only turn into water.
>>285628616Attraction debuff that comes from not being human.
>>285628616The true ending.
>>285628616average man knows that going for a gigastacy is somebody else's calling.
She's really cute when she's not being obnoxious, which isn't often.Darkness and Megumin are a lot better all around, but paradoxically significantly more niche.
>>285628616The trope men like is dumb + good heart not dumb + bitch
>>285629291add 'ultrahot' in the mix and anything goes.
>>285628616Because I can beat the shit out of Darkness and she'll love me for it.
>>285628616i am attracted to Aqualiterally the best girl
>>285628676Since she gets drunk via overcoming her passive purification with volume, I could get her pregnant if I came enough at once.
>>285630416Honestly the attempts to make Aqua look weak and useless feel incredibly desperate. She's clearly one of his better companions.
>>285630444yeah anybody how is not an anime only and actually read the light novels knows it
>>285628616She put a block on them, like in Ah! My Goddess, or Micheal (1996).
>>285628616men prefer Cerveza
>>285628616So which Konosubas are considered desirable in universe?
>>285630618I think Arnes was the one who had the most lust thrown her way.
>>285628616I am.
>>285628616But I am?
>>285628616Fuck damegamiMarry DorknessKill megumeme
>>285628616Whatever happened to konosuba? it just kinda stopped
>>285631026Didn't it get a new season recently?
>>285628616Raging homos.
with aqua the party never stops, and some people are allergic to fun.
>>285628616whoever isnt is SLOW
>>285628676This is untrue! Her powers are based off water and LIFE. She would not purify cum!>>285628616What, does this imply women are? I don't think that is true.
>>285629291Aqua has a good heart even if she is a bitch.
>>285631026>it just kinda stoppedLN ended in 2020S3 was 2024S4 is in production
>>285631665>Megumin spinoff was 3 years agowhat the fuck
>AquaJeet
>>285628616Aqua exists to be bullied. Also, Eris is cuter.
aqua is my wifu
>>285628676This has been debunked. Aqua's powers not only purify but also buff. Her vag juice would turn your sperm into super sperm. There is a 100% chance the boys are getting home.
>>285628616I am guessing that kazuma unconsciously sees her as his sister, Sloppy and retarded, and yet familiar and close. It is hard to find that attractive, due to both traits cancelling each other out.
they have SHIT taste
>>285628616Because she reminds everyone of their dumb little sister. Sure you love her to death but sometimes, you'd also slap her to death. She can never get out of bro zone even if she wanted to
>>285628616she's jeet bait
>>285628616Don't stick it into crazy.
I don't see why anyone would pick Aqua when Yunyun exists and she has no friends.
>>285628616Kazuma becomes slightly attracted to her for the first time when she becomes human, hinting that it was a divine protection.
anyone not liking Aqua has something wrong with their head and need some purification
>>285628616ugly and shameless harlott
>>285628616Belldandy plotwist all again.
>>2856286161 int and annoying personality
>>285628616Says who?
>>285628616I feel my IQ draining looking at her
>>285628616Believable and well written female character.
I noticed that I'm only attracted to her when she's crying. Don't know what that means.
>>285628616>hag goddess>loli mageeasy choice
>>285628616I don’t watch this show but my experience with those who have says this isn’t true.
>>285635140Indeed. The choice is obviously Yunyun.
It's blasphemous to lust after goddesses
>>285634160Best ass of Konosuba
>>285635710A damn crime the sagginnes stopped past the second season
>>285635865Kazuma invented bras at the end of season 2 and sold them to Vanir so he could harvest your despair and sorrow.
>>285631665>S4 is in productionWill the anime reach the end of the LNs with S4, i.e. will they be fully adapted?
>>285628616She's attractive, until she opens her mouth, she's just too stupid
I have jeetqua fatigue, y'all, full stop.
>>285636563>not plugging it asap, quickly and effectively nullifying the inconvenience.skill issue.
The best Konosuber.
She's kinda retarded.
>>285638224Only "kinda"?
>>285638269Okay, mostly.
>>285628616I literally am attracted to Aqua, she's adorable and I want to protect her and those moments where she's the only one that treats Kazuma nice make her best girl by far.
>>285628616idk i liked her the most out of the 3, and i love water, yum, maybe the men u think of are dummies and stinky winkies
>>285628616I don't know about others but I would drink her water anytime and make her my wife.
>>285631988>>285632302>>285636592What do jeets have to do with Aqua?
I love her
I don't think I like another anime girl as much as I like her
There's supplemental material where Eris says goddesses lose their powers if they fuck, so she'd turn into a stinky mortal if you gave her the D.
>>285631860yep, it was that bad
>>285639065>>285639134wow i love her even more now
>>285635715Not exactly much competition in that category tbdesu
>>285628616Men are attracted to Aqua's butt.
>>285640533I am interested in her butthole, would she purify it?
>>285640533but it's an awful butt. fat. FAT!
So the joke with Konosuba is that Kazuma is a loser who constantly makes bad choices, right? That's the reason he goes for Megumin when Aqua and Darkness (and Yunyun) are right there.
>>285628616Because she's in a series with Yunyun, Darkness, and Wiz. Even Megumin clears her on personality.
>>285636266Not even close. There are 17 volumes and S3 + Movie have only covered 7 of them. They've been doing two volumes per season so far
>>285641078HmmmIf its so awful why is it saved on your computer hmmmmmYou like it yessss?
>>285641578The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Kazuma's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-azuma", rhyming with "Kazuma". So, when Kazuma owned the shop, it would have been called "Kazumas Fazuma and Sazuma".
What I want to know is why Eris and Iris are so underrated. I understand thinking of the 3 party members before them, but Yunyun and Wiz get a lot more mentions than those 2.I think I saw a Japanese popularity poll where they were high up, so it's just a Western thing.
>>285642422Eris pads her bra.
Is it just that Yunyun is the sweet, normal girl and Wiz is the ara, ara lady, while Megumin draws lolicons away from Eris and Iris?
>>285628616Unnatural hair colors are a huge turn-off.
>>285642647Only because liberals do it.If anime girls were real everyone would love the blue hairs.
>>285642733this
>>285628616>Men aren't attracted to AquaSingle biggest lie ever told on /a/.
>>285642733>>285642823The character of (most) anime girls is the complete opposite of the character of liberal feminists
>>285642733It's not because many "liberals" do it, it's because "conservatives" usually don't.
>>285642132i tried to get rid of it but it's so FAT i can't force it in the recycle bin!
>>285642883Thats also part of it, its not the hair colours that people dislike, just what it usually signifiesI mean /pol/ is currently simping over a purple haired art hoe from a propoganda game, because she agrees with them ideologically.
>>285642959Wow her ass is really sweatyLiterally stained her pants
>>285642531Yunyun has no redeeming features and thus no friends.
>>285628616Aqua is the cutest when she's suffering, crying, or being traumatized. Unfortunately, she doesn't appear to enjoy it.>Also Eris is prettier and has a nicer personality.
>>285628616She's blue Sakura, specifically the early series Sakura everyone hates
>>285628616i'm a lolicon but i'm liking Aqua the best
>>285642647Blue hair is the second best after green.
i choose she
>>285639065>>285639134>character development
>>285643849Anon she's hotter than Peak Ino
>>285644699>>285643696>>285641500>>285639940>>285639669>>285639134>>285639065Is slop getting good enough to not fuck up the details or did someone draw a bunch of blue bikini Aquas?
>>285628616Why would anyone hate her? She's super cute(stupid).
>>285644878Slop is able to almost perfectly imitate several studio's and artists styles
Aqua loev!
>>285628616She just needs to make herself small. Smaller than Komekko then she needs to put on a bratty dominant persona. That would win me over.
>>285643828Aqua is rarely cute. She's hot instead.
>>285647348Aqua is so damn hot it's an absolute miracle she isn't Vapor.
>>285628616I could only see her as a sister
>>285647588this image is great, not just because of Aqua's fat ass but how different the dynamic between the two looks here. Kazuma looks so innocent, like Aqua could eat him alive. Of course we know that's not the case.
Aqua is the only good thing about Konosuba
>>285649520No way. Kazuma is based, Megumin is fun and cool, Darkness is almost as hot as Aqua, Yunyun is charming and sweet, and the masked guy was pretty cool too.
Will Aqua have any fanservice in the rest of the series?
I want her ass in my mouth
>>285642531Why would Eris, an adult goddess, draw lolicons away from Megumin? Asking for a friend
>>285635738>>285634160>>285640490>>285647588Why is all the best fanservice from Season 1?Did the studio's balls rot away once they realized the show got popular?
>>285635910...oh my god they would totally do that, wouldn't they?
>>285628616i am
>>285629291This is why none of ya'll ever gonna make. There's only really two types. Either you run it for the bitches, or get rolled by the hoes.
>>285628616She's THAT type of girl if you know what I mean
>>285653581the one that proves stereotypes right?
>Rewatching Konosuba >Starting to hate KazumaIt's not even about the romance shit?, i just found his type of MC to be outdated??
>>285653897That means you grew up.
Aqua is great,nobody is denying that
>>285644878AI hentai is getting better and I'm capable of find it very arousing, mostly. But there's still a soulless vibe emanating from them
aqua = darkness = megumin
>>285628616Maybe they want to BE her, rather.(Specially on an anime forum... or any kind of environment where there are many weebs...)
>>285628616Didn't Kazuma said himself it's her attitude that's a turnoff?
Aqua!
>>285649672and Wiz!
>>285645120Aqua would be a good mother because she would force the kids to trick him into giving her more money for child support and buy booze.
>>285653958Childhood is liking Kazuma.Adulthood is hating Kazuma.Adulthood (true) is liking Kazuma.
>>285635865It was a natural, palpable sort of sag. Makes a man want to reincarnate as a bra.
>>285628616women who consume alcohol are repulsive
>>285649386This is fine hardware.
I would sacrifice my everything to go on an adventure with aqua. Shit would be kino
>>285654800based. Pretty easy to waifu a girl who everyone loves. True love is waifu a girl just a few people like
>kind, cheerful and with sense of humor, a little stupid>various extremely powerful skills from reviving to water blast comparable to megumin's explosion, due to her stupidity she is unable to use their full potential, but you can try to teach her some useful things>hot>somehow like childhood friendGreat for me
>>285654357This is my thought. Who needs Aqua when Wiz exists?
>>285634160>>285639065>>285639134>>285639669>>285639940I'D BERRY MY DICK SO FAR INSIDE THIS ASS WHOEVER COULD PULL ME OUT WOULD BE CROWNED KING OF ENGLAND
>>285634160Aquass
Kazuma would be dead without Aqua.
>>285628616I mean, I am. I'm just more attracted to most of the other girls in the show.
Aqua is entertaining. I'll admit, I can't get over the Megumin's shoulders, but Aqua and Kazuma are by far the best comedic duo and that's the most important thing for me. Even the doujins with her and Kazuma are by far the best.
loving Aqua is mandatory
>>285660927THIS.
>>285661549>ai slopgo back
>>285651053>pantiesNot Aqua
>>285648142>>285649386>>285650172>>285650552>>285663900Anon surely you can deliver pics of her ass too.
>>285656155why not have BOTH
>>285662707give it timeai slop might be the real future of animuso you better get use to itgenie is out now
>>285628616She's not attractive. Darkness however...
>>285628616Her stat sheet says it all. Above average in all areas except she's dumb and unlucky. She'd make any man's life miserable because of how high maintenance she'd be. If you want a successful marriage, you need a waifu that is able to take care of herself much of the time, not be a constant disaster of her own making that you have to then clean up.
>>285668125Yeah but her huge ass, saggy tits and goddess pussy make up for her stupidity.
>>285668125>>285668373This is why you don't attach yourself to Aqua. Sure, get her drunk at the bars and use her fat goddess ass to your heart's content, but otherwise avoid association with her.
>>285628616She's a joke. I guess women are less attractive when they are a gag and not a cute gag.
>>285628616They're just more attracted to Megumin
>>285628616>why isnt anyone attracted to the retard?
>>285669933They are just pedos, see >>285669505
haqua
>>285669976What could possibly be pedophilic about wanting to have sex with THIS?
>>285628616bro I am wtf? She is the best of the bunch
>>285628616There's something unique about her personality...Yeah she can be a little bitchy sometimes. Sometimes Kazuma deserves to be put in his place. Most of the time she's actually very sweet, and consoles him after nearly every traumatic event they go through.She is somehow both the cutest and funniest at the same time. She carries the show between her butt cheeks. I could go on.>>285629116gigabased
The face of divinity
I love it when Aqua-sama is berating demons
>>285671022Now post how she really looks like and not fanart
>>285672055
For me it's Wiz!
>>285660927Aqua is for violent anal sex (using your own pre-seminal liquid as lube).
>>285671275one of the most disturbing speculations in theology is that divinity is not benevolent. but aqua gives me hope.
I stopped watching after season 2 when it became clear the story was going to focus on megumin and her family. I just didn't give a shit. Kazuma and aqua shenanigans are the heart and soul of konosuba.
>>285678172blessed
>>285676894It can only be malevolent, indifferent or fictional.
>>285628616Because she's really dumb and I like Wiz.>>285642531Wiz is too bashful to be the ara ara lady.
>>285668373That you can't actually touch because she'll become mortal.
>>285653897Kazuma is based and I would do the same if this 3 bitches were ruining my isekai adventure
>>285628616I am
>>285678782eris can't be trusted on simple stuff like bra size, let alone more important matters.
>>285628616Men can deal with stupid, and they can deal with bitches. They can't deal with stupid bitches.
Aqua's peak hydration means she should have an incredible tasting pussy.
>>285681506It doesn't make sense that the Axis cult is accepting and forgiving towards all weird fetishes except Eris padding her chest.
>>285642422This poll is the one. The japanese seem to somewhat have good at least? I'd switch Kazuma and Aqua cause I can't stand her but that's just me. Also the japanese seem to be lolicons?
>>285642422>>285683476I still find it funny how Six made top 5 in the Combatants poll while Kazuma is nearly last in his. Is Six a better and more based MC?
CORPSES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>285684419i love bullying megushits
>>285683476Not bad but I'd put yunyun higher and darkness much lower
>>285683476>that top3loliNEET
>>285684678Is ok. Per the axis church, lolinets will be reincarnated into Japan where they will be accepted
>>285682914those are weaknesses of the flesh and the axis cult is understanding; but won't tolerate lies, which are a weakness of the soul.
>>285689633If you lie, it's society's fault. Except Eris lying about her chestDo what feels good now--you may not live until tomorrow. Except Eris lying about her breast size.
