Volume 43: The Man with the TruthChapter 400: Living a NightmarePrevious chapter: >>285641123Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285162082/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504posting a bit earlier today
>>285666667Punished warehouse OP
Sasuke is the reason I cut out most people out of my life so I could take the self-introspection monk path. I feel pretty badass for having no friends and working a warehouse job at 21. All my peers are almost graduating college and getting their careers going but I'm pretty solitary and I'm living life outside the conventional path. I feel like I went rogue like Sasuke and that I know what it's like to work hard for money instead of having my path paid for. I'm basically paving my own path and going against society's expectations, which is what Sasuke does. I feel like Sasuke because he took the unconventional route and is lonely but he's still moving forward in life like a badass. I workout on the side to increase my feelings of a lone wolf sigma male.I was always so envious when in Shippuden when Naruto and his gang would start talking about Sasuke while he's out there doing his own thing meanwhile Naruto and his normalfag friends were still stuck playing ninja. Sasuke grew up faster than everyone and they know it. I bet my peers talk about me in the same way.
>>285666791They sent Itachi to fight in the war at 4 years old?
>>285666710CRAWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>285666667I consider sasuke to be dumber than naruto i can see why Sasuke's decisions are as expected from a teenager but he’s a fucking idiot.naruto oozes more testosterone than sauce because he is driven by ambition and not emotions like sasuke. Naruto is street wise but is a hard head sasuke was privileged and coddled so he knows no better.
>rejected twice from warehouse>rejected twice from dailieswhy even live
>>285667028THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Why did you get fired from the warehouse jobs OP?
>>285666963HIRUZEN IS A GOOD GUY BTW!!!!!
>>285666667You know because of you no one can post any naruto threads now you do realize you just ruined it.
>>285667007Why did they have to keep the mission secret?
B&W now
>Gay shota poster>Sasjeet>Kibafag>Tayuyabro>Yugitobro>Hidansis>SakonCHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
>>285667022>Hijacker OP constantly harassed and insulted Dailyramen for working at a warehouse (Did Dailyramen ever actually state he did?)>Only for it to come to light that he worked at a warehouse instead, two in fact, and got his ass fired from each one.Lmao.
>>285666911>Madara: If you were Itachi, what would you have done?>Sasuke: Take in Fugaku and his closest allies. Tell Konoha about the coup. Extinguish this situation before total massacre can occur. You've got it all wrong. I'm not a psychopath like you two.>Madara: "You two"?>You're obviously lying to me to get me on your side and to make Konoha my enemy.>Itachi was a monster. He killed my family right in front of me. He said he wanted to test his power and then he tortured me with his sharingan. He joined the terrorist organisation which kmurders innocent people and helped them capture the Biju>He came back once again just to torment me. He told me to be more hateful, to kill my friends. I did none of that. I grew stronger and killed him. The cycle ends here. Your story sounds like a fairy tale "Madara". Legendary Uchiha, but he only has one measily Sharingan? Give me a break.>I see right through you, you imposter.
>>285667160FEAR IS HOW I FALLCONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>285667202The top three are the same people in these threads, mostly the middle one of the three larping.
>>285667203Lmao sasjeet is not manly enough for warehouse or construction work
>>285666667>off by won
>>285666681>>285667205Oh hey it's That panel
>>285667131>toreisu, ON
God damn. Didn't realize we were already in the drama/schizo hours. Sakon must have today off, explains all the seething directed at OP.
>>285667202>CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERI choose Hidansis with a butcher knife>>285631592
>>285666681>living a nightmare Didn't realize this was a warning and threat
>>285667365>middle of the dumpAh fuck, my apologies. Feel free to hide if need be.
>I'm thinking of going after girls with that really vulnerable helpless look to them. The really insecure ones.desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80161508What did sasjeet the failed warehouse worker mean by this?
>>285666872He was that good
>>285666764Revolver Ocelot moment
Lol notice how there isn't a sudden slew of replies (spam) to the pages and the black and white pages are done immediately. Hijacker-kun is concerned.
>>285666666
>>285667409I guess he must've been jonin level at that age.
Where's the usual discussion?
>Update the 4 episodes are now being remade."They're redoing/re recording four episodes" as in they're remaking OLD og episodes? Or do they mean redoing the"new" ones that were supposed to come out a few years ago
>>285667408>Admitted to posting illegal content>Argued against the age of consent >Wants to hit on high school girlsHe is absolutely NOT beating the fucking allegations, man.
>>285667408He fears female rejection and wants to prey on the vulnerable ones. Fucking creep
>>285667152Genocide probably isn't a good look for the village heads even if it was to prevent a civil war
>>285666872Even worse lmao, Fugaku took him in person just to witness it so he'd know 'the reality of war', and he gave water to a Stone ninja who was near death and then tried to kill him. Itachi is shown attempting suicide afterwards by jumping off a cliff, but then he realizes halfway down that he doesn't want to die when he sees a raven
>>285667477Fake OP is very scared right now.
>>285666791>Kishi: Itachi's justification? War!>Kishi: Ah shit the timeline doesn't add up, he would be 4 years old>Kishi: Nah, who cares.
Sasjeet here. Where do I find a big construction daddy to molest my tight virgin asshole? Link relateddesuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74377419
>>285667513If they have evidence of a coup, which they should with their quadruple agent, it won't be hard to explain why it had to be put down.
>all these seething posts>forcing drama about someone nobody asked aboutWe're in the middle of a Sakon meltie, aren't we?
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>>285667569You're literally a pedophile. The real and genuine thing. And gay as fuck too >>285667549I guess you like your girls young and your guys old, huh?
>>285667518novel shit?
>>285666859SEE? DANZO IS EVIL! HATE DANZO NOT ITACHI! IT'S ALL DANZO DANZO DANZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>285666911>Konoha would be torn apart if a clan of jobbers who all died to a 13 year old revolted
>>285667518
>>285666936>>285666963This makes zero sense how does Itachi meet Obito
I don’t know what this “warehouse” nonsense is, but you’d have to be genin-tier, filler-arc stupid to think I’d ever leak personal info on this site. ANBU rules, masks on See you all tomorrow.
>>285667700You posted this info on the site, Jeetsuke.
>>285667700Why did you get fired?
>>285667700Based OP
>>285667636it's loosely from Itachi Shinden, but I'm familiar with the anime form of it, which happens via flashbacks while Team 7 waits inside the susanoo to fight Juubidara
>The schizo actually wanted Dailyramen to be his Dailydaddy the whole time Realy explains the obsession. He really is in the closet.
>>285666791>>285666859Always 1 minute between dumping except here where he is sweating and checking the archives lmao
>>285649800Lots of men are into evil women and yandere types. Characters like that are hot, deal with it. There's also the aspect of "I can fix them" or "I can make them worse". This is all fine, in the realm of fictionBut women who pine for killers in real life piss me off so fucking much. How retarded can you be? It's like a chicken fangirling for KFC. And how incredibly disrespectful to the victims and their families. Makes me sick to my stomach. It's either unfathomable stupidity, ignorance, or insanity. Honestly, just let them get with the killers, then let natural selection takes it's course. That being said, (hot) female killers have male fans as well. It just doesn't happen often that (hot) women become killers. There will always be some brain dead people lusting for these fuckers, regardless of genderRegarding Hidan, I think it's cool to have an antagonist who's actions are unapologetically condemnable. Talk no jutsu wouldn't work on him, and I think that's fun. The fact he's a serial killer isn't what turns me on so much, though it's an entertaining aspect of his character. What turns me on more is the thought that I could gore him for eternity, without him dying, and he'd deserve it too. I like gore, even better if it's justified somehow. Plus, the whole sadomasochism thing is right up my alley, as well as his funny stupidity and unhingedness. I'd never interact wih a guy like him in real life though, because I'm not a fucking retard>>285667408>>285667549So Sasjeet is an autistic pedo wanna-be rapist incel, repressing his own homoerotic urges. Checks out
Fake OP is seething so hard he flat out admits he's Izzatsuke. Kek.
>>285667202I choose myself (Saladchad)
>>285667506>>285667527This backstory makes Itachi and the leaders all seem incompetent. Still want to know why every last Uchiha, down to the last child, had to die. Also very convenient none of them were out on a mission away from the village.
>>285667059DANZO BAAAAD DANZO BAAAAAAAAAAAAD HIRUZEN GOOD HIRUZEN DID NOTHING WRONG
Why didn't the village elder council whatever make Sasuke disappear?
>>285666791Why the hell are they sending a 4 year old to battle?
>>285667202Surely the Rinbro can throw hands
>>285667429Uchiha Itachi(Uchiha Itachi)
>>285666936Why does Obito care about the Uchiha clan? Was he just trying to keep appearances to pretend to be Madara?
>>285667215>Edo Itachi meets GENIUSuke in this timeline:>"Oh no that was actually all correct. Every word. I love you baby bro.">"Wha- buh- wha- YOU TORTURED ME!!!">"It was all part of the keikaku. Btw I had a crow set up to brainwash just in case you turned evil.">"W-Why!?">"Long live the Senju."
>>285667028This would be much more touching/cute if Sauske and Itachi were both girls. Couldn't kill her little sister.
>>285667885Yes it's larping.
>>285667215Sauske is not emotionally stable enough to respond this logically
>>285667866What is this expression meant to convey? Why is she looking at me like that?
>>285667700>>285667717>1 minute apartlollmao evenmost retarded falseflag ever conceived. Nobody is linking random /r9k/ posts linked them to sasjeet or accusing him of working at a warehouse. People just don't want to deal with your retarded fanfictions and petty grudges.
>>285667365Kishi would have been hopeless without Togashi giving him the blueprints to Naruto.
>>285667202I don't give a fuck about any of them because I'm here to read the manga.
>>285667885He doesn't but Itachi asked and he thought why not because he's a vindictive psychopath- uh I mean the coolest guy.
>>285667961Predator eyes. she's gauging you and how easily she can kill you. Also thinking about how you'd react to torture
>>285667902Senju are literally blessed by the Buddha and good people. The smart Uchiha are the ones who realized it was a good idea to join with and follow them, since no Uchiha until Shisui, Itachi, and now Salad, have been at all justifiable choices to lead a village (and one of them was a kid when he died, the second chronically ill and realistically not personable enough, and the third is still a kid)
>>285667530>Kishi putting any thought into the timeline of his storyLol. Good one.
>>285667956Why would Sasuke drink up all this koolaid this shady masked guy is giving him?
>>285667961she is looking to suck on your weenie... (not Obito's though, she just puts out for everyone but him)
just woke up but i was just scrolling on my phone and by chance, my mother thought i was still asleep and came in to wake me up to which i promptly responded with>i have already awakened she didn't seem to understand so i had to sever my bond with her but through the tears, even though my body was unwilling to stay, my heart was unwilling to leaveanyone else /sasuke/?
>>285667993>>285668017God she's so perfect.
>>285667902It would have been hilarious if Itachi said all of it was false and Sasuke got manipulated like the retard he is. Then he calls him gay and runs away.
>>285667984>picDamn. Accurate.
>>285667885Yes but also he wanted replacement eyes and to weaken the leaf. His biggest advantage of having (essentially eternal, even if not in name) MS is a lot less powerful if others can negate it, and he eventually needs to be able to fight the Leaf to some extent
>>285667968>panic-induced damage control Sasukejeet...
>>285668048Obito... stop asking Rin to cuck and kill you
>>285667783Based opinion, but>filenameHidansis, respectfully, what the fuck?
>>285668089We don't sign our posts here.
>>285668077>theres a random stock pile of Sharingan in Obito's schizo dimension collecting dust
>>285667968warehousejeet...
>>285648435>Radian Studio Hidan figure featuring Matatabi and a defeated YugitoDamn, I checked it, but the Yugito part of this looks kinda like shit...
>>285667984Some, like Hidansis, are just pleasant posters. Sakon is cool too. But mostly it's 1-2 schizos and that means they will egg each other on eternally
>>285667783Respectable opinion but it saddens me that both men and women are lazy fucks who want to be dommed
>>285668012Sauske is fickle like a woman. It's also very clear, Kishi had no idea how to take him in a direction that would believably pit him against Naruto for a final showdown.
>>285668090he definitely grew to be down to watch her and Kakashi fuck while he's hiding inside a wall or something, that's why it destroyed his faith in the world to see her die before he could take his place in the proverbial cuck chair...
>>285668115>Reverse UNO attempt againWhat gets me every time about you personas (who are all supposed to be real different people) is why are all of you so openly protective over a confessed pedophile?
>>285667376>>285667569Yeah. He usually posts on Thursday and Friday at the earlier time. Guessing OP beat him to the punch and now he's shitting up the thread out of spite.
>>285668137It's just 1 schizo. The warehouse jeet. If you insult him suddenly all these personalities come out to defend him.
>>285668141Hidansis wants to dom him though
>>285668137You're not subtle.
>>285668118I am the tiniest bit concerned they're gonna try to use that stockpile, particularly Sasuke's original MS eyes, to solve the problem of Sarada's EMS. It feels like the only solution to it, but it'd also be really out of character due Ikemoto and an insane asspull, since presumably his eyetism collection is buried under rubble somewhere
>>285668219God I wish I was Hidan.........
>>285668201I fucked up my Skyrim modlist and have been too busy trying to fix it all afternoon to post.
>>285668239I'm SaladChad, keep up freakazoid
>>285668245>particularly Sasuke's original MS eyesSome anon was saying they need both their original and replacement eyes to merge them and get the EMS, but it doesn't make sense physically
>>285667849Because he's the solo king
>>285668254Sure buddy.
>>285668201Why are you defending a guy who wants to mac on high school girls? I don't understand your moral compass, not-the-jeetbro.
>>285668254You seem like the kind of guy that plays a Breton spellsword. Don't bullshit me on this, I know I'm right.
>>285666828In the very slight chance that this is true, you're a fucking retard.
>>285667377FUAARK. This girl is a menace. I kneel
>be me>moms out of town for a month, have to go grocery shopping>bit nervous, thats a big normie hotspot>realize that i'm superior to the normie masses, been meditating for a long time, not hedonistic, abandoned friends, enlightened, no drugs/alcohol, eat clean, I crave healthy foods even when Im given the option for junk>been waging at construction for 3 years and weightlifting since>got up to 2 plates bench, feeling good, ready to slay some normies>go out and get into the grocery store, eyes feel a bit watery, weird because im obviously the biggest guy there>see hunky dorey normies who look a lot more relaxed than me, even though they're smaller, wtf?>even came across some short dorky indian guy, looked way more relax than me, and he had a cute gf with him, even though that goes against modern dating dynamics theory ive been reading here for a long time>feels like im being monitored, im trying to inspect the veggies/fruits but I know for a fact Im being watched by the normie hivemind, they probably thought it was odd how tall lean young guy is inspecting foods like an old man>try to not respond to these feelings that arise, like on some buddha shit>finally made my way to the checkout after a treacherous journey>what broke me: clearly normie guy in front of me, taking out all these items one by one from his granny cart, like it was never ending, EVERY item was some veggie/fruit/some meat of some kind>this clear normie guy, who doesnt lift, probably has a gf, has a social life, probably drinks does drugs, has a career, and is still eating clean despite all that>he was clearly at ease and casual too>puts my entire life to perspective, gave me a mental check like on some Sasuke shit, like even though I have 6 figures saved from abandoning normies, and /fit/ as fuck, the normie still has everything I've been barred from having since I was born
>>285668332
>>285668338Nope. 99% of attempts at a playthrough over the past decade on various modlists and systems have been Two-Handed Orc warriors with heavy armor. My preferred races are Orc>Imperial>Dunmer.
>>285666936Couldn't Konoha just stop being racist?
>>285668400>no answer Lol every time.
Just find it very suspicious these threads are always a shitfest when the namefag is around. Surely just a coincidence though.
>>285667783>But women who pine for killers in real life piss me off so fucking much>And how incredibly disrespectful to the victims and their familiesI remember some Japanese guy killed some western female and burried her in dirt in his bathtub or something and then basically vanished while police hunted him... He had a huge 'fanbase' and after he was caught they even made a movie about him 'escapades'.That kind of shit makes my blood boil
>>285667961Waiting for her daily cum facial make-up from anon
>>285668417>Who attacked the village with the Ninetails?>Fucking Uchiha.>Who planned to revolt?>Fucking Uchiha.>Who runs the Akatsuki?>Fucking Uchiha.>Who attacked the Kage?>Fucking Uchiha.>Who started the next World War?>Fucking Uchiha.It's just pattern recognition (ignore the part where it was the same guy for most of these)
Lmao the jeet is really having trouble trying to build a narrative to somehow refute all this.
>>285668414>Two-Handed Orc warriors with heavy armorWell that's pretty based I guess. I always get too bored playing only one combat style but I suppose with the right mods it would be fun.
>>285667059>>285667808Danzo made a lot of mistakes, but he was completely right about the Uchiha massacre. They had to go.
>actually worth having a discussion about Kishi's failures in implementing Itachi as a character>thread is useless because of namefag shitpostingAlright, see you tomorrow.
>>285668420
>>285668445his escapades*
>>285668527>still no answer
>>285668524Not sure there is much of a discussion to be had, since Kishis writing is just bullshit. Still sucks everyone is metaposting though.
>>285668524Maybe we should have the threads earlier when he's not active. I don't think we'll ever be fully free from the shitposting though
>>285668509I usually pack up on combat mods to make things more engaging. Helps keep things fresh; also like to dabble in crossbows most of the time, which help with a decent chunk of the more obnoxious enemies in the game. >>285668524There's just not a lot to say that hasn't already been said. We're on like chapter 3 of pure exposition about the Uchiha backstory now.
>>285668558
>>285668290It's only happened twice, and in both cases the guy who gave up the eyes was dead or dying, but they definitely never show that. And obviously blindness of the original eyes doesn't transfer over, since Itachi's blindness didn't go to Sauce. I think the bigger issue is that there's no way the eyes could have been preserved this long without care, and it's completely unhinted at. I wonder if Sasuke could reclaim one of his original eyes (also just goes to show how stupid Itachi was to burn the Kotoamatsukami eye he had bc it wasn't gonna be immediately useful, since Sauce could've saved it as a spare in case this very thing happened)
>>285668598You know you not answering makes you look guilty, right? Lmao.
>>285666936Would the real Madara have done this?
>>285666936Why did Obito cut his hair if he wanted people to believe he was Madara again?
>>285668388He's definitely lying about having a strong body and working construction. He's just trying to sound like he isn't 100% a pathetic loser.
>>285668673It's fucking annoying to deal with
>>285668652>crazy asshole who wanted to kill Hashirama because he's a seething manbabyyes
>>285668673Because otherwise we couldn't make the "he has the same hair as Obito" connection.
>>285666936>>285666963>btw I really DID help your brother kill our entire clan and had no noble reason for itSo why doesn't Sasuke want to kill Tobi anymore after this? Or even question why he didn't help the Uchiha revolt now that they were fed up with Senju led Konoha.
>>285666764Fucking narc betrayed the people that loved him for the government.
>>285668133Yeah, it's unfortunately the worst part of the Hidan figure, quality-wise. But Yugito has her very own Radian Studio figure, and it looks good! You should check it out >>285668219This all the way. Or we fuck each other up, that'd be fun too. I'm not very submissive, but getting dominated after losing in battle doesn't sound so bad either. When I'm in the specific mood, that is>>285668414Hi Sakon. Based greyskin enjoyer>>285668445Jesus christ, how disconnected from reality are these people? I can't imagine how much of a blow that must've been to the friends/families of the victims. Would those fans still feel the same if they witnessed the murders first hand? Or if someone they knew/loved got killed? Some of them might be equally deranged as the killer, but I feel like most of them are just really fucking stupid and ignorant>>285668381>>285668109Realistically speaking, how could I ever manage to physically dominate him with all his limbs intact? Sorry, but they gotta go
>>285667343>he was a peace loving guy>that's why he killed his entire clan, women and children included
>>285668771Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>285666791I wonder if Kishimoto forgot how young he made Itachi. It'd be easy to think that he meant for Itachi to be like 25, rather than 19.
>>285668692He also claims to have 100k in the bank despite being afraid to do his own grocery shopping and quitting his first warehouse job after a couple weeks lol
>>285666963>In exchange for letting me carry out my revenge against Uchiha, I was to leave the village alone.>Btw you can believe me when I say I had nothing to do with the Nine Tails attack years prior.
>>285666859I wonder why he even cared about the village. I can't imagine he had many friends.
We know what the real Madara history looked like
>>285667626thanks op.
>>285668635
>>285668856why is her womb letting out hearts
>>285666911Just kill Danzo and all of his ROOT agents and maybe bully Hiruzen around. If murdering the village's strongest clan didn't trigger an invasion, then why would murdering a bunch of geezers and replacing the Kage be so different?
>>285668899It likes what it's hearing
>>285666681>TRACED from Togashi.
>>285668856It's been said before but it must be said again; both Madara and Sasuke should have been women.
>>285666764DOGtachi at it again.
>>285668481Uchiha just have high power levels, high IQ, and high drive. Their success is innate. Treated well, they'd be the best allies. But instead Danzo is a retard that antagonized them and only lucked out that Itachi was a quisling.
>>285668381She really is>>285502826>>285602207>>285602396
>>285668931The Uchiha should have been a Amazonian clan where only the females are capable of activating the sharingan
>>285666859>THE EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL COUNCIL DID THIS!Oh my god bruh.
>>285668931Why not make all Uchiha exclusively women?
>>285668652He'd have killed the Hokage for daring to disrespect his clan.
Why didn't Hiruzen appoint an Uchiha as Hokage? Why didn't he dissolve the Uchiha Police that was liked in Tobirama's time but disliked in his? Why did he let Danzo dick him down every night? Is he stupid?
>>285666963>the hokage tried to do something but time ran outDanzo really did run the village. What a pathetic old fuck. Useless. Tobidara admitting he was a part of the massacre just for love of the game is also hilarious.
>>285666911>Konoha would be torn apart if the uchihas revolted, but losing their strongest clan in one night? No biggieKishi really expects us to just consume this without questions, eh?
The elders were totally justified in blaming the Uchiha for the attack since an Uchiha was responsible btw.
>>285666963>PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HATE HIRUZENNo
>>285669040>Why didn't Hiruzen appoint an Uchiha as Hokage?Because their strongest member was a 13 year old kid.
>>285668970>>285668996What a blunder on Kishi's part. So much potential.
>>285668799>Yugito has her very own Radian Studio figureDamn, I'm actually shocked there is a figure for suck a niche character. This one, right? It looks pretty good, my only complaint is the lack of lipstick.
>>285667160You're spot on Sasuke, this IS a lie.
WHY THE FUCK DOES SOME UNVIRGIN F*MALE GET TO POST FAVORITE CHARACTER BUT NOT ME. FUCK YOU NIGGERS. I AM ALL ALL ALONE
>>285668516Itachi's error was inexplicably leaving Danzo alive. Unless he literally did just agree with Danzo's methods and ideology. Which makes him look even more deranged.
>>285669097I mean, it worked for Suna. Gaara was the best Kazakage the village has ever had. >>285668799Heyo Hidansis.
>>285669040He tried, but it was too late...
>>285667626>>285667180Arigatou, OP!
>>285667202Available:>Sakon is the MVP for regularly posting both the colored and B&W chapters in order and on time>can't tell if Rival-san is listed but he's the other MVP for doing the same (and if either of you are doing petty shit, I'm not mad, just please stop)>favorite characterfag from this roster is Hidansis (fun, chill, clever, genuine, good sense, good taste)Unlockable:>one or more anons from the Konanbro clan (excluding myself)DLC:>newest Konanbro (Me) who came for Best Girl and stayed for Jiraiya vs Pain and beyond
>>285667160Mindbroken
Hiashi won.
>>285668931Naruto is the more feminine of the 2.
>>285669160He had to protect Sasuke so he couldn’t do that.
>>285669238Protect him from whom?
>>285666911Damn Kishi cooking frfr
>>285669198It's a sin you weren't included in the original roster, Konanbro
>>285667202Why is it when I select Sasjeet it also says I'm playing as kibafag and gay shota poster?
>>285666882I find it funny how Tobi keeps saying "I can't imagine what he went through emotionally" when he was an emotional wreck himself impersonating a guy who killed his own brother and had no remorse for his actions.
>>285669266The elders, Itachi did the massacre because they promised him that he could at least spare Sasuke’s life in exchange. If he went rogue and killed Danzo then they would have no reason to follow the agreement and might kill of Sasuke to be safe
>>285669308Yeah, Obito is a horribly written character.
Why did the Uchiha become such shitters that two Uchiha took them all down?
>>285667664All the retarded scheming from Danzo achieved absolutely nothing it only served as an obstacle at best.
>>285669335Because Kishi wrote it that way.
>>285669321Itachi should have killed all the elders. All useless geriatrics who outlived their usefulness. Doesn't even make sense why their positions are life positions, and why they carry so much influence.
>>285669335They were sleeping
>>285668931Personally suspect that both Madara and Terumi Mei were inspired by Lulu (FFX)
>Itachi kills all elders (including Hiruzen)>takes control of the village>stops all the problems in the seriesWhy didn't he just do this?
>>285667699I think this was after the 9tails attacked the village and I guess Godtachi sniffed him out somehow.IDK if that's right but maybe
>>285669367>t. 5KS Sasuke
>>285669335Coolest Guy and Solo King are just that good.
>>285667215Obito was cooler than Itachi btw
>>285668777>turn your child into a weapon>eventually that weapon is turned against youPottery rhymes
>>285666791Itachi... he should have been the hokage... his strength was beyond measure even at age 4... when he was 3, he had already mastered the sharingan...
>>285667377>>285668965God I need this woman to break mehttps://files.catbox.moe/wj05r2.jpg
>>285668856>>285668931>>285668970>>285668996living proof that Uchihas reach their highest form as women
>>285669321Danzo is their ringleader and the one that controlled and independent militia. But those two were expendable too. Killing all 3 of them was entirely justified.
>>285668245What about all those Sharingan wielding clones Kabuto was looking after.
>>285669432I knew when I saw his nursing technique he was going to be a great Hokage.
>>285669474Who the fuck is that.
>>285669276I appreciate the love, but I can't blame an anon for not including someone who wasn't here before 370 and had no big presence. But we agree when it comes to my kinsmen.
>>285666963This all could have been resolved if Hiruzen had stepped down and made Itachi the 5th hokage right then
>>285669474No Uchiha should wear glasses.
>>285669506
Is there any point in this extended flashback where Kishimoto tells us how Itachi got super aids that made him cough blood?
>>285667202Konohagirls poster solos all of these no diff.
>>285669474Shame Ikemoto is such a shit artist.
>>285669518wtf I like Salad now?
>>285666982Mikoto's cutefeet
>>285666911Seriously, what would you have done in Itachi's place?
>>285669162That's mostly the product of Suna having 0 other worthwhile prospects though. Assigning Itachi or Shisui over Minato would obviously be insane, and after Minato died it wouldn't necessarily be a good idea putting the clan that actively was planning a coup in the seat of power.Now a good idea would have been Hiruzen openly stating that Shisui was his successor after he reassumed the position, so that they would have no reason to launch a coup and so you could give it a few years did tensions to calm and for him to grow to be an adult first. Shisui makes more sense than Itachi as kage anyway since he's almost as skilled but not an autistic, and his MS would be perfect for """"negotiation"""" with the Daimyo and other villages (give me the budget I want right now, you will not invade me, etc ). But knowing Kishi, the answer is 'danzo wouldn't have let him :('
>>285669549Capture Obito and turn him in
>>285669523base Jirobo still solos all of them post timeskip besides the most powerful (Sakura)
>>285669545>even though you're literally about to murder us for being the biggest good goy this village has ever seen, I am proud of you, my only and dearest son.
>>285669367>who outlived their usefulnessThey weren't useful as shinobi either, their only feat was to outlive their peers.
>>285668965>Let me clarify: there's nothing romantic about my attraction to Hidan, it's purely carnal. I wanna fuck him into a bloody pulp. I want to see him in the dirt, broken and bruised. I want to wipe that smug grin off his face. I wanna fight him, and the winner gets to rape the loser. I could rearrange his face, he could rearrange my insides. I don't actually hate him tho, and we'd probably laugh about it later (I'd get killed desu)WTF TOPKEK(NTA who regular-posts this pic.)
>>285669483Naruto's daughter in-law
>>285669549If I were to take my position as Kage by force, who would stop me.
>there are actual simps in this threadSad
>>285669519shisui......>>285669535he's a more skilled artist than Kishi, but also probably a worse one, since he's very lazy at times
Daily thread progress:+300 more days of Naruto+43 days for Samurai 8+39 days for Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth+1 day for Minato One-shot+10 days for Naruto Gaiden+293 days for Naruto anime filler+81 day for Boruto manga+14 days and increasing for TBV manga+293 days for Boruto anime+700 days for Naruto Daily restartWe made it to 400 brosEstimated finish date: December 9th, 2030
Naruto kissing Kawaki
>>285669605What atrocious art. Why didn't they just get the person who drew this manga?
>>285669124Yeah, that's the one! Radian Studio produces merch of some niche characters, and Yugito seems to have enough fans who'd like to buy a figure. I think her design and concept are awesome, and it'd be a waste to not produce any merch if her>my only complaint is the lack of lipstickYeah, that bothered me too. Maybe you can draw it on? Kek>>285669198>favorite characterfag from this roster is HidansisYou're gonna make me blush, Konanbro. Immaculate taste, by the way
>>285669640kek it's obvious this is warehousejeet now that we know about his daddy fantasy.
>>285669605>impractical high heel shoes>pointless shin cloths that could easily get caught in ugly shoes>shit ton of revealing skin, leaving her susceptible to various attacks>ugly coatWhy are all the character designs so stupid in this manga?
>>285669549have the Uchiha defect to another village if Konoha is such a shithole to them
>>285669474Irksome that all developed sharingan are triangular, only for Shisui and Sarada to get extra-numbered sharingan for no particular reason.
>>285669566Not strong enough in reality, and Itachi believed him to be Madara, so would've overestimated his strength>>285669607he couldn't beat Hiruzen atp, let alone him and Danzo and the rest of the village
>>285669143You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look fucking stupid. You're probably imagining killing me right now, just so you can have an excuse to fantasize about touching my body
>>285669696He has Koto...
Fuck your thread celebs
>>285669692Pic is fan art, her actual is every bit as triangular as sauce's
>>285669692Shusui > Madara > rando under Itachi > Itachi > Sauskek
>>285669727He has one of Shisui's eye that he can use once every decade and it was already used (that's why it had just unlocked again when Itachi used it on himself w Naruto). At very best, if it was useable, he could convince either Danzo or Hiruzen, and the other would remain and realize the change. Everyone else would also be concerned, even if they wanted to listen to their boss. Koto isn't perfect if you're not in a situation that leads others to trust you and overlook their suspicions
>>285669752Anon, she has eight spikes around her pupil. That's rectangular geometry. The shapes in of themselves are besides the point.
>>285667131>>285667160It was in fact, all a lie. Or half-truths with the inconvenient parts left out.Until the end where he wants to kill the 5 kage while they're sleeping Sasuke has 0 agency as a character. He only reacts and is told what to do. Itachi sculpts him into an avenger, Orochimaru wants him, Tobi grooms him into a terrorist, etc. Sasuke couldn't make up his mind at a restaurant if he had to.
>>285667202When I emerge as a dedicated Kisamebro, you'll all be happy
>>285669858You're right, I was misremembering it as 6 and didn't even look, my bad. I still do like the design and power though
>>285666791Could Kishi have not made Itachi a little older?I know that this is a story about child soldiers and we accept 12 year olds going off to war, but 4?There is a huge gap between preteens and literal toddlers.
>>285668818Considering the timelines concerning Deidara and Orochimaru in relation to Itachi, there's no way he didn't. Never forget just how much of a mess everything involving Jugo, Anko, and Yamato is.
>>285669871Sauske's character is a mess in general. None of his motivations after this scene make much sense. Like others have already said, it's stupid he's just taking Tobi at his word after just meeting him, and he ignores the fact Tobi willingly helped destroy his clan. He becomes mad at Konoha even though Itachi still decided to go with the stupid mission and kill his clan, and the torturing and lying to Sauske was all because he thought his little brother was too retarded to trust the truth with.
>>285668850In a way Itachi behaved as a hokage, he was the true hokage, not that fraud the third who only got back to being hokage because Minato died.
>>285669966Didn't Kakashi become a chuunin at like 6 or something? I don't think Kishi had a good grasp how small and undeveloped kids actually are. A 4 year old is barely potty trained, can barely speak, probably can't read or write yet, and can't be trusted to be left alone by themselves.
>>285670090Danzo was the true Hokage.
>>285667215>This postThe Sasuke Itachi wishes he had for a brother instead of the emotionally unstable ragetard.
Is everyone just ignoring that sasuke's genetically disposed to believing Obito? Uchiha brain chem makes Sasuke want to believe.
>>285666936Madar looks so bad here lmao it's like one of those old boomer photos showing off a guy back in the 70s and comparing him to present day.
>>285667202Sakon since he's not a schizo.
>>285670141(You)
>>285666936He shouldn't have gotten rid of that sick flame mask
>>285670107Him being a jonin at 12 leading squads of adults during a literal war is always very funny to me. That and Gaara becoming Kazekage at like 14 or 15 are so funny to me. Imagine having a younger teenager leading your city-state and national military, especially while you're coming out from a national upheaval with a failed war against your ally, your leader assassinated, and your ranks so easily infiltratedThe Sand gets so shafted being made this incompetent
>>285669688But they co-founded the village. Doesn't seem fair.
>>285669674>You're gonna make me blush, Konanbro.Nobody makes me blush like Konan. For you it may not be romantic, but for me it's totally romantic. Hidan in picrel is basically me.>Immaculate taste, by the wayThanks, and I would like to say the same for you, but I really don't care for the pic you posted. Konan is love and shouldn't be depicted like a hoe, or it's just not her. She should always be depicted as the angel she is. It's also a painfully cheap image. C'mon, you're better than this.
>>285667160No, Sasuke. Not a lie. Just a retcon.
Konan died and was forgotten
>>285669549Brainwash Fugaku to give up the coup, capture anyone who still resistsItachi is clearly not above doing it morally speaking
>>285666963Hiruzen is so useless kek. Why didn't he do that years earlier. Theres a filler arc in Shippuden that has Minato do something like this. One of my favourites.
>>285670134That's called ingroup bias. Most people have it (more or less), and it forms the basis for nepotism and supremacism.
>>285666963>Hiruzen t-t-t-tried to negotiate but uh... time just ran out!What the FUCK is the point the hokage?
>>285670306Someone has to do all that paperwork
>>285670306Someone had to protect Danzo so he could do literally whatever he wanted, and then pretend this is how it's always been and necessary even though none of the other right-hand men of the previous kage was at all similar in action or in scope
>>285670306You're now realizing Hokage is a pointless position with no actual power. You're just a glorified desk jockey. The old hats make all the decisions.
Nice chapter. Hiruzen being so incompetent is hilarious. Happy early weekend everyone. Bye!>>285670306I don't remember why he was so incompetent. Maybe that all matters are Hashiramas values?
>>285670379Holy shit Hinata was so fucking hot
>>285670254Konan lives on in our hearts
>>285670400This is an edit. She had a towel. Bye for real now!
>>285670379Raikage is so lucky bros
>>285670364this is just another part 2 retcon. i dont remember anybody ever questioning hiruzen's orders.
>>285670237nta but have you ever played the NUNS games? One of them has an anime scene made just for the game that depicts the forming of Akatsuki and has Hidan trying to get Konan to convert to his faithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFzhnAbPqgg
>>285666911This is so fucking retarded>the Uchiha revolting against Konoha's leaders specifically would cause so much damage it would absolutely lead to the rest of the world deciding to gangbang Konoha and start a new world war>Konoha's strongest clan disappearing overnight? No biggie, no need to invade or take advantage of this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iUKUyzxjMzk
>>285670488mfw all the kumoggers kidnapping hyuga women was because there were no more Uchiha police
>>285670488>Konoha's strongest clan disappearing overnight?We do not speak of the Senju massacre
>>285668652The real Madara would have taken over the coup and soloed Konoha's leadership
>>285670417I stand by what I said
>>285666936>The Nine Tails? Random natural attack, le evil council were wrong to suspect the Uchiha>So there I was, planning war, when Itachi...
Why didn’t Idiotdara just establish his own village of Uchaha clan? Is he an idiot?
>>285666963What does this guy DO
>>285670575He was a weirdo brocon, no one likes those.
>>285668516No, the massacre is fucking retarded even from Danzo's perspective. What an absolute waste of Konoha's manpower.
>>285670575And not live in the same village as his boyfriend Hashirama? Are you crazy?
>>285670582Meanwhile, his Godfather is nowhere to be seen for the first 12 years of Naruto's life.
>>285670582>Appoints Minato as the Fourth Hokage>He dies barely a year in office Lmao
A lot of obvious LLM posts to fill the post count.
>>285666764Bloodthirsty fug
>>285670254Best Girl is unforgettable. And honestly? I'm probably done with this daily after Konan's arc is over.
>>285666791The ages in Naruto are either harrowingly blackpilling to remind the reader that war is hell or comical because what reasonable nation sends children to war?
>>285666681Keeping Sasuke in monochrome in conformity to Itachi's hair color was a good decision. This looks elegant as fuck.
>>285667202I use Polymerization on Yugitobro and Tayuyabro to get Hag(and Tayuya) Appreciator, in attack mode.
>>285668856>>285668996>>285668931None of them would be half as interesting or relevant if they were women.
>>285669966>>285670107I think it's more likely that Kishimoto came up with the timeline first, and didn't care how ridiculous it seemed when thinking of the age the characters were.There's a reason we never actually see Kakashi and Itachi doing missions at such a young age and only hear about it.
>>285667783>incelGo back.
>>285666764kek get meloned
>>285666963We LOVE Hiruzen here
>>285670640That's a western mistranslation.
>>285668771He's too emotionally wrecked to think logically.That's why Tobi chose that exact moment to take him in because he knows Sasuke will barely question it and fall in line
>>285667028CRAAAAAAWLING
>>285669506...because?
>>285670379>>285670554SEX WITH HINATA
>>285666963What kind of negotiations did Hiruzen try?
>>285669966Why not? Kishi already made toddler Hanabi stronger than Hinata despite the latter not even being weak for genin kunoichi standards.Why can't uber prodigy Itachi be at war by then?
>"Duuuuude if you just fucked off from here NOBODY would talk about you anymore ever again BRO exsdee XD">Don't post for a couple days>Come back to an absolute clusterfuck of a threadAlright, what triggered your schizophrenia this time? I'm genuinely confused.
>>285671152>pic relatedThanks for spoiling my read, faggot
>>285671094>>285670554>>285670379Imagine being this sexo and somehow making an even more perfect daughter...Truly the preeminent clan of the Leaf......
>>285666889You joke, but Naruto and Linkin Park go together like bread and butter. They both encapsulate the feel, values, and struggles of the teenage 2000s uniquely well. Sure they're edgy, but in a way that is authentic, relatable, and genuinely awesome for what it's supposed to be. Literally running Breaking the Habit through my ears right now. And, for the record, DBZ and Linkin Park don't go anywhere near as well together, neither aesthetically nor thematically.
>>285671188Fuck off aBortion.
>>285671126He offered them grocery store coupons
You never fucked off, jeet. You make these threads and samefag most of it.
>>285667202People who posts sexy Hinata
>>285671188Himawari is basically Hinata crossed with Naruko.
>>285670986It fits in this context.
>>285671212>You make these threadsI want your retarded threads to end, not continue. >You never fucked offSo you admit you're hallucinating me at this point.
>>285671152You're telling me the guy from the past threads was merely pretending to be you?
>dis she deserve this ??>does she regret it ??Why didn’t tsunade teach her what love actually is?
>>285671280Because as far as Kishimoto is concerned, Sakura's love for Sasuke is genuine, him not making it believable is another story.
>>285671268I didn't post in the last thread, and only got here just now. What the hell happened? >>285671280Can you fuck off with your degenerate violence fetish? I hate pinkpiss but your retarded AI picture creeps me the fuck out and makes me sick. Fuck, I hate everyone in these threads. >>285671297Whore.
>>285671280What the fuck would Tsunhag know about love?
>>285671280Thats not even funny damn
>>285671267>I want your retarded threads to end, not continueSo why do you keep hijacking them with these threads?>So you admit you're hallucinating me at this pointYou have been coming here for days and now acting like everyone has the memory of goldfish.
>>285671280Sadism is abhorrent, no matter the character. Repent, and never post this again.
>>285671323>So why do you keep hijacking them with these threads?Not the one doing it. Drop this shit already. >You have been coming here for daysSee >>285671313
>>285671280Because doing that would be like saying Naruto's friendship with Sasuke isn't real.
>>285671297Never cared for armpits. Beautiful nonetheless.>>285671313Liar.
>>285671348You're blatantly the OP of these hijack threads. Give it a rest.
>>285671314Well tsunade did have a healthy natural relationship before it was gone.
>>285671313>I didn't post in the last threadYou said you didn't post for DAYS
>>285671222So double sex?>>285671198>they're not a narutohead.....
>>285671306Kishimoto makes a point of portraying Sakura's love as definitely not genuine because her confession when Sasuke leaves the village only reinforces his resolve as she displays she does not understand him at all. Conversely, Naruto's words reach Sasuke and evolve his sharingan due to convincing him of their true bond.
Powerscalers, where does 4 yo Itachi rank? Is he already jonin tier?
>>285671175He stole it from PAIN after he beat him to avenge his Platonic Master Orochimaru's dead bestfriend Jiraiya.....
>>285671280>tsunade teach her what love actually is?
>>285671391Retarded jeet slipped up once again with his lies because he's pretending to be so many people and can't keep track of them all.
>>285671188Inojin...>>285671398You don't need to fully understand someone to love them, besides, that was more of a desperate attempt than anything.
>>285671365No, YOU give it a rest. I don't have the patience to do that every day and not only that but all the pages from the dump have filenames, I fucking HATE saving pictures. I always copy and paste, that's the reason why they always show up with randomized filename or file.png>>285671391I said a couple days. See how you always twist my words no matter what? Nigger.
>>285671439Couple of days is still days.Besides, i remember you calling Konan a whore 2 days ago.
>>285671439Why should anyone believe you after you have been proven multiple times to be a pathological liar?
>>285671427In her case why did she like sasuke besides his looks ?? Hinata liked naruto for who he was and his upbringing with the influence of his motivation.In a real world Sakura would have started falling for naruto.
Jeetsuke is avoiding the posts linking to other boards that are unambiguously him without a shadow of a doubt.
TO THE ANON THAT SAID THE UZAMKI ARE WEAK IN THE LAST THREAD JSUT REMEMBER NAGATO IS AN UZMAKI
>>285671422Tsunade is a drunkard in the first place because she lost her boyfriend.
>>285671459>i remember you calling Konan a whore 2 days agoUh huh. I did. I was here two days ago, but not yesterday and not half of today. Are you actually brain damaged?>>285671466You keep coming up with insane bullshit about me every day and when I deny it it makes you think I'm lying. You're schizophrenic, that's all.Not even an insult anymore, and I'm not making fun of you either. I'm being serious. Paranoid schizophrenia (I may have it too). >>285671492I specifically asked what triggered your autism this time and no one has told me, dipshit. What other boards?
>>285671490In a real world Sakura would have married Shino.
>>285671503Sorry I'm drunk right now
>>285671065He named Naruto. I don't know what significance that actually has for Asians, but still seems strange Jiraiya just fucked off for his childhood
Warehousejeet is seething
>>285671427He's so lucky.... Original Team 7 interbreeding is possibly the best thing to come out of Bort
>>285671392No, only one of Hinata's two Xes plus Naruto's X.
>>285671490That's what I was saying, Kishimoto has Sakura make things for Sasuke's sake that no shallow fangirl would do for their crush, which would mean there's some depth there.But he never bothered or cared to make it believable or give it a reason, it's the same for NaruSaku to be honest, Naruto's feelings for her never get deeper than his chapter 3 self.
>>285671427Sakura is enchanted with a Sasuke who never existed. An abstraction she built in her mind and was reinforced when Naruto henged into Sasuke and acted out of character. Sakura knows so little of Sasuke that she can't tell when an impostor is interacting with her. Everything he does seems wrong to her and she eventually sides with the village that he needs to die for his path. This is the lowest point for Sakura, even lower than her fake confession to Naruto.
Why is Sascurry denying being the OP when he literally posted this in the thread? >>285667700You admit it straight up right there, dude. That ends the debate.
>>285671421fukc you
>>285671529Then you didn't stop posting for a couple of days retard.
>>285671365You must be ecstatic your boyfriend is back to shitpost with.
>>285671576Kishimoto never thought about any of this btw.
>>285671529I'm keking that you're just pretending those posts aren't there.
AIEEEEEE HELP ME RAMEN-SAMA THE KANGAROOS ARE AT MY DOOR
>>285671613>boyfriend I'm not gonna be your daddy, you gay jeet.
>>285671581You're pretty stupid, huh?
>>285671591The other Rinnegan went to Naruto (to keep the power balance), and Hinata awakened her dual rinnegan set (it developed from the byakugan) after seeing Neji killed while saving Rock Lee. Sorry friend....
>>285671581What should end the debate is that some fucking loser is LARPing as me for some reason. I don't spoilerpost anymore since people decided it was another "gotcha" to try to shut down any argument I could possibly have.>I don’t know what this “warehouse” nonsense isThat I agree with. Dailyramen has been dead since September.>>285671621If you tell me what fucking posts I won't have to "pretend".
>>285671543Depression and shirking responsibility as usual. It is annoying that Naruto meeting Jiraiya is basically a random event unless Jiraiya was trying to be seen by Naruto.
>>285671576No one realizes that she put naruto first before sasuke although she couldn’t kill him.
He's calling it all schizophrenia, but refuses to address the posts and pretending they don't exist.
This pathetic kid is someone's favorite character?
>>285671532Shes not a size queen.
>>285671721>but refuses to address the postsIf you'd just point them out instead of being a nigger...
The normalfags at the grocery store are whispering about me again. If only they knew I was an avenger.
>>285671322>Thats not even funn-ACK!
>>285670237Yeah, it was a painfully cheap image. Sometimes I just like silly shit like that, don't take it too seriously>Konan is love and shouldn't be depicted like a hoeI also prefer depictions of her that are close to canon. She's obviously not a hoe, but she dresses pretty sexy under that cloak. Nevertheless, Konan's a pure angel, I agree with you on that>>285671297Hey, there's the image I posted a few threads ago. Hope stuff like that doesn't bother you? I love Konan and thought the pic was pretty
>>285671757youtube.com/watch?v=rBKC2JtaqDoI'll use the self checkout the cashier won't understand my pain
>>285671682No one is pretending. The OP is you. You're so shit at these mind games, jeet.
>>285671767kekaroo
>>285671754You suddenly lost the ability to scroll up and see the clearly visible posts? Lmao, you're that afraid to address them, aren't you?
>What posts, guys? I don't see anything!
>>285671568Actually and im not a narusaku shipper btw in Naruto’s case he did fall in love with her with out it being superficial.The moments that he got fascinated by her practicing medical ninjutsu like with kankuro.
>>285667059Why didn't itachi meet with hiruzen BEFORE the massacre and just arrest danzo and the other two geriatrics for plotting genocide?
>>285671864Genuinely, fuck off. Nobody cares about your obsession for this guy and it's clear you love the back and forth with him. You're 2 sides of the same cancerous coin.
Guess the character based on the color palette.
>>285671767It's one thing to have fanart about pinkpiss being turned into a puppet, which could've happened if she lost to Sasori, and another very fucking different thing to use shitty AI to fetishistically beat her to a pulp while she's not even defending herself. Kill yourself you absolute degenerate. >>285671792>The OP is youWell if you won't budge on that then I don't know what to tell you, sorry. You keep asking me to prove a negative on literally every single one of your claims which I obviously can't do. If you really think I'd waste my time "hijacking" your faggot OP posts I guess you'll be getting angry at nothing for 300 days more. >>285671830>>285671864>Ctrl + F "arch.b4k.dev/v/" or just "/v/">No resultsWill you stop fucking playing around
>>285669735I'd fuck Hidansis any day
>>285671901Jeetsuke...
>>285671923>300 days moreThe dailies are going much longer than that.
>>285671868Naruto liked sakura the same way sakura likes sasuke as a superficial crush.
>>285671868Nigga that's superficial
>>285671961That's even worse if you're gonna keep thinking I'm your anonymous OP. In fact you're implying I would be "hijacking" the spinoff dailies made to spite ME too. You're saying I would be posting them to spite myself. Do you really not see how retarded your premise is?
>>285672036I'm NTA you were arguing with, warehousejeet.
You know it's bad when the "jeet" you can't shut the fuck up about makes you look retarded.
>>285672043>warehousejeetI'm not dailyramen.
>>285672065warehousejeet projection. never seen any evidence ramen worked at one unlike you
>>285671923desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74357313/#74357313>Image also leads to /a/ where he uses his recurrent “bortnigger” phrase.desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.aco.an.c.cgl.co.d.fit.g.his.int.k.m.mlp.mu.q.qa.r9k.tg.trash.vr.wsg/image/jAy-fXFfMqUeLGgfPTkeOQ/And:>Fuck college. I'm going back to the warehouse.>warehousedesuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74348612/#74348612desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74400919/#74406537desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74826158/#74826158desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79081174/#79081174desuarchive.org/fit/thread/71695663/#71695663desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74611989/#74611989desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74670108/#74670108desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74803457/#74803457desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75024890/#75024890desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75845650/#75845650>Around 21-22 years old when these were posted.>Was "popular" in middle school.>Had severe anxiety in high school and larped as Sasuke. Would eat lunch in the bathroom.>Dropped out of college twice.>Worked at two warehouse jobs and got fired at both.>Tried to be /fit/ and failed.desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80161508/#q80161508> I'm thinking of going after girls with that really vulnerable helpless look to them. The really insecure onesdesuarchive.org/g/thread/96195235/#q96197337>Another AI thread desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74609717/#q74609717>Blackmaxxingdesuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/3gurs5hFWc9wKUihIaeuHg/>More gay stuff.Take your time, Jeetsuke.
>>285671190>Sure they're edgy, but in a way that is authentic, relatable, and genuinely awesome for what it's supposed to be.You're a deluded and braindead retard.
>>285672130Your obsession is quite pathetic, just so you know.
>>285672130Wow weird how this guy mentions being a badass like sasuke and warehouse jobs right before he starts having melties about ramen. You would have to be completely retarded to keep using the same image hashes and phrases across boards.
Hell yeah time to read the new chappy
>>285666859Man, who is this random old man they keep showing and mentioning as though he's been an important figure in all the village's recent events, even though we the viewer have never seen him before? Hopefully this isn't some convoluted retcon editor-san requested in order to retroactively make Itachi's posthumous face turn make sense, that would be an annoying blunder and not at all what the story needs to regain footing after that awful Uchiha fight
>>285672036You've literally admitted you're the anonymous OP in this very thread. No use trying to take it back using your poor grasp on psychology.
>>285672130Your obsession is quite based, just so you know.
>>285671998>>285672013Naruto & Sakura displayed more genuine concern about eachothers happiness and well-being than they did for Hinata & Sasuke.I mean, even just looking at the fact Sakura loved Sasuke... She was ready to lie to Naruto and kill Sasuke herself to protect Naruto's feelings and well-being...
>>285670474Best part in the english dub is Hidan calling Itachi an emohttps://files.catbox.moe/aqegyi.mp4
>>285672194>You've literally admitted you're the anonymous OP in this very threadNo
>>285672181Enjoy sis
>>285671734>currybreath no jutsu
The guy whining about Sauskefaggot 24/7 has definitely taken the #1 spot for most annoying faggot in these threads. Bravo.
>>285672213Whoever decided to create Lucky Staruto deserved a bigger promotion than whatever he got.
>>285672175The pajeet seems to legitimately think everyone around him has a single digit IQ and won't catch his posting patterns because he has "anonymous" written above his posts.
>>285672181This doesn't really look like Hinata
>>285667160SCHIZOSUKE IS LIVEIF YOU EVER LIKED ANYTHING ABOUT THE CHARACTER BEFORE, TOO BADIT'S ALL OVER NOWthis is the number one moment, there's no going back now, mister bones' wild ride continues until the endwe have had defenders of every fight even till now, Deidara and Itachi even have their defenders, but from now on we're introducing nonstop retarded asspulls, pointless new characters including the frankly offensive mass edo tensei when established characters will basically never get a good fight ever again, and to that point every fight from now on will either being totally meaningless or involves the same three or four characters until the end of the seriesthis is the moment when nobody would blame you for dropping the series foreverif this is really your first time through, you have been warned>surely it can't be that badyou sayyou have been warned
>>285672244>Sauskefaggotwarehousejeet...
>>285672181>>285672262Looks like Reina from Hibike Euphonium
>>285672293Yepp. That's you. Congrats.
>>285672222Ayo Tayuyabro, nice digits>>285672252Amen
>>285672324What species is that?
>>285672202Yea and let me remind you that Sakura was about to leave the village not once but TWICE. All for Sasuke. She even got to her knees and begged sasuke to love her.
The guy putting warehousejeet in his place has definitely taken the #1 spot for most based anon in these threads. Bravo
>>285672313No, that's you. In fact, you worked at TWO warehouses according to your posts. You really were heavily projecting on Dailyramen. Self-hatred from your own disposition.
>>285671921Uhhhh...
>>285672354Nope. Not your boyfriend. Try again.
>>285672213Hidansis, I like it when you post snippets of the show. Keep doing that.
I wonder where all those buckbroken NSsisters went. the next fandom I mean
>>285672393>boyfriend Lmao at you still saying this after what was all discovered.
>>285672141What exactly do you perceive as deluded or retarded about this?
>>285672130>/r9k/This is the weirdest thing you've tried yet. Seriously. I don't use red/orange boards, only /v/, /a/ and very rarely /g/. Should I even bother reading all this shit? You're acting like I'm the only one who posts Sasuke pictures. And it deeply offends me that you think I'd be posting reddit frogs. One of them even says >I have 70k saved upI have never seen more than the equivalent of $1K USD together, fucking lmao.>I'm thinking of going after girls with that really vulnerable helpless look to themThose are the biggest unvirgin whores, this guy is retarded. >>285672194>You've literally admitted you're the anonymous OP in this very threadI didn't do such thing. >P-PROVE A NEGATIVE, JEET JEET JET JEETI can't. But it wasn't me.
>>285672404The NS board is /pol/
>>285672413Your obsession is quite pathetic
>>285672419So those posts just match everything you have said about yourself by sheer coincidence and even using the same images as you?GAHAHAHA. Just come clean, jeet. You've been utterly outed.
>>285672485>warehousejeetI'm not dailyramen.
Never thought I'd see the day when there would become an anon even more annoying than the no-life sasukefag.
>>285672331Sleep paralysis dememe>>285672401Okay, will do that from time to time
>>285672500Where did Dailyramen say he worked at a warehouse? (Unlike you, who posted about working at two)
>>285672504Who, Sakon?
>I would never post on r9k>f*males>unvirgins>w*menkek
I don't understand the appeal of Minakushi, it's basically NaruSaku but canon. >Inb4 Naruto is retarded compared to Minato Naruto matured when he entered adulthood. Minato acts goofy in one-shot.
while you were partying, I was honing my body at the warehouse...youtube.com/watch?v=u1RSQIVHTLg
Is Jeetsuke gonna attempt to gaslight that there is just some other guy who conveniently lived the exact same life as him and posted in threads too?
I want to lick Tsunade's butthole
>>285672553>I don't understand the appeal of MinakushiHere, let me explain it to you:>it's basically NaruSaku but canon.
>>285672592Me too but only if it were freshly cleaned
>>285672553What's the appeal of NaruSaku?
>>285666963>Hiruzen was an objectively good guy>Itachi was an objectively good guy>Danzo was the only objectively evil one >Madara was bad too but don't focus on that right nowGod, this is such dogshit writing.
>>285668931Sasuke is extremely masculine. Naruto is way more womanly than him and would be super easy to gender swap without changing anything.
>>285672181
>>285672592Never cared for Tsunade. Although she's objectively attractive, she was always too maternal for me to see that way.
>>285672499>and even using the same images as you?Literally the second google search result at the same exact resolution. It's right there for anyone to save and use. It's even got the same artifacts and a little white line at the top by the hair as the one you saw in the archive. I mean it without offense this time, PLEASE take your meds. >>285672538>You can only hate unvirgin whores if you browse certain boardsNigga...>>285672529>Where did Dailyramen say he worked at a warehouse?Here you gohttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279291145https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279291194https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279266958/#q279295776>inb4 B-BUT THERE'S NO TRIPCODE, THAT ANONYMOUS POST PROVES NOTHINGSo you're saying dailyramen gets the benefit of the doubt when it's an anonymous post but whenever you find another anonymous post that you gaslit yourself was me, I don't. Very nice.
>sasukejeet is 24>i'm 27 reading fanfiction for preteen boysjust kill me.
>>285672652Man early Naruto art was pure soul
>>285672643Naruto oozes more test than sasuke especially in filler, sasuke is an emotional whimpering bitch.Naruto runs on ambition and is a street slicker.
>>285672529Newfag...>>285672536He's definitely up there, and he could be posting right now without his Trip, but if he isn't the guy shitting up the thread about this jeet, then he's not the "most" annoying.
>>285672262karin uzumaki.
>>285669321Considering how Root became completely irrelevant after Danzo's death, Itachi really had 0 reason not to kill him and the other 2.
>>285672705Cute Makima
>>285669040Hiruzen probably always hated the Uchiha himself. He just wasn't as willing to try and actively destroy the clan, while Danzo was. Instead he just did nothing to help the Uchiha or Itachi and instead tacitly supported and protected Danzo from the consequences of his actions.
>>285672686>reddit spacing
>>285672661there's nothing connecting those posts to ramen. unlike the posts that use the same phrases, sasuke larp, and image hashes as your posts which admit to working at a warehouse and failing at it
>>285670213Fairer than genocide at least
>>285672499There's so much falseflag shart in here on the daily that I don't trust anything you people try to cook up
>>285672738You do this shit every time, nigger. I post the proof that YOU ASKED FOR and then do mental gymnastics to still say I'm wrong. Kill yourself nigger. >>285672761I don't need to you to defend me. Fuck off.
>>285671152And this was the post that turned this thread to shit
>>285670028something something he's emotionally unstable therefore he's mentally retarded right now
I was so excited for a new thread and you faggots made it unbearable. Why do you hate comfy posting?
>>285672686Naruto has zero street smarts. And he is also just as whiny as Sasuke. Wanting to be Hokage and noticed by society is easily a woman's goal. Sasuke's entire arc is reliant on a very male brained view of revenge and responsibility for revenge. A woman would have been far less likely to abandon her village and life for the sake of killing her brother out of a feeling of responsibility for her clan's reputation in an abstract sense. That is a very masculine drive and impulse. Female Sasuke would have sought to live her life personally to the best quality she could have in defiance of Itachi's demand that she gets stronger to fight him in the future. Because she'd most likely lack that same obsession with the abstract concept of the Uchiha clan name.
I wish Naruto was my daddy....
>>285672792We know warehousejeet
>>285672661So you're saying someone on 4chan is basically your twin IRL and you just so happened to use the same image as that individual?And if Dailyramen did work at a warehouse, why were you obsessed with it? Why does your obsession with it correlate with the guy who also larped as Sasuke, was unpopular in school, and worked at two warehouses and was fired from them?Come the fuck on already.
>could we just talk to the people involved in the coup and negotiate this?>no>c-can I just slaughter the people involved with the coup?>no>uh c-can I at least let the women and children live?>noWhat a retarded fucking idea this shit is so stupid, I understand the idea that other members of the clan might seek revenge but come the fuck on.
>>285672643No way. Sasuke is an androgynous bishie, especially after being groomed by Homochimaru, and is just a personality change away from being a femboy outright (like his faggot teammate Suigetsu). And with how soft Sasuke's body looks, I wouldn't be surprised if the snake laced his diet with fucking HRT. Juugo is the only distinctly masculine member of Sasuke's party.
time to pee pee
>>285669549Butchered Danzo.
>>285672625It had a lot cute moments and the fan fiction was wholesome.
>>285672843Personality-wise, not in appearance. Sasuke is more bishonen, but basically no one in Naruto is jacked.
>>285672761>>285672774A falseflag of posts, with some existing even before you became distinguishable with your /dbs/ ripoff? Is that what you're trying to say?
>>285672661The addition of a glare in his eye distorts his expression and characterization here.
>>285672592Fucking based.
>>285672788>Why do you hate comfy posting?There is no such thing as "comfy" when it comes to Naruto. >>285672808>your twin IRLThat's your schizophrenic assumption. Nothing in those /r9k/ posts happened to me ever. Essentially all the information posted there does not apply to me beyond having used the same first image that triggered your archive hunt. >you just so happened to use the same image as that individual?Yes.>And if Dailyramen did work at a warehouse, why were you obsessed with it?BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT WORD, COCKSUCKER>>285672844>>285672792I see the Kibafag nigger is just waiting for the threads to get unbearable to start posting his garbage and make it look like it's me. Literally every single motherfucker in here is trying to incriminate me for something.
>>285672810He can't refute all of these coincidences
>>285672874Personality-wise you have a much stronger argument. And yeah, I always found it weird that Madara of all people wasn't more built and ripped.
>>285672907Why did you post a blank white background
>>285669834>He has one of Shisui's eye that he can use once every decade and it was already usedWhen was it used before Shisui's death? >he could convince either Danzo or Hiruzen, and the other would remain and realize the changeYou think Hiruzen would've insisted for the genocide to happen if Danzo changed his mind about it? >Koto isn't perfect if you're not in a situation that leads others to trust you and overlook their suspicionsEdo Itachi literally couldn't break out of it even when he was fighting the guy that was supposed to control him.
>>285672923oops meant for >>285672808But yes the coup is fucking retarded.
>>285672907Honestly? I prefer Tenten to Tsunade.
You can just admit it's you, instead trying these weird psychological maneuvers to somehow convince people it's not the case. You clearly have no way to dodge that iron solid proof there, Sasukejeet.
>>285672415Because calling this shitty story and the edgy lp songs "genuinely awesome" makes you sound like a brainless retard with the intellect of a 5th grader. You should feel embarrassed for being so moronic.
>>285672910>There is no such thing as "comfy" when it comes to NarutoThat's not true>>285620947This was a comfy thread
How can you even self-insert as Sasuke when there is a perfert si aka Naruto Uzumaki.But no, I want to be like this abused orphaned kid?
>>285672963b-b-but look at these other posts I made talking about working at the warehouse. Those were dailyramen. NOT ME!!
Every woman finds me pretty and wants to fuck me but I'm asexual!
>>285672910Those posts literally match everything you have said and match your meltdowns in these threads. There is no wiggling out of this. That is you and only you.
>>285672952I already replied to that. Kill yourself. >>285672963If it was me, I would just to spite you. But I already said I will never take responsibility for something I didn't do. You can seethe all you want. >You clearly have no way to dodge that iron solid proof thereBecause you keep asking me to prove a negative. How am I gonna have an alibi for all this shit beyond "I don't use that board"?>>285672979Every single Naruto thread for the past year and a half has been shit.
>>285673002>Those posts literally match everything you have saidNo, they don't. You're trying to trick me into telling you why they're wrong in hopes that I'll reveal actual information and that's not gonna happen.
>>285673004You didn't refute shit. You just said "wow that was just some other guy" despite him using the same sasuke larp, image hashes, and phrases as you.
Who are the cool thread celebs and who are the obnoxious ones? Name some names, please. I'm new here
>>285673004First, you ignored the posts and claimed you didn't see them (bullshit) no matter how many times you were told. Now you're saying the posts don't match what you have said in the past when they do. You seriously want everyone to believe those posts are unrelated to you and you just coincidentally had the same images as them.
>>285672965Really sounds like it's you who has more growing up to do, still embarrassed at what you and your peers used to be into, lacking the post-youth maturity to look back fondly at what spoke to you in your adolescence. Linkin Park was awesome, and so was Pre-Timeskip Naruto. So what if they were a bit cringey as well? Teenhood in general is invariably cringey. Learn to appreciate things for what they are and not for what you want them to be.
Naruto-kun...
Sasuke basically experiences what every woman experiences in her life. No one is interested in the personality everybody just want to fug
>>285673047Lol, you're actually trying to do it >>285672577How fucking stupid do you think people are?
>>285667215>REASONABLESUKE and the Incredible Story of the Manga That Ended on Chapter One>My brother...killed my entire clan...>What's that? Despite growing up with no family, I am a well-rounded and intellectual individual who is very popular with the ladies? Well, I'll just work hard and parlay my natural talent into a good long life with the partner of my choosing. I will revitalize my clan and we can all just forget about that gross blind loner. What's that? He died of ninja aids without me even having to lift a finger? And now I have a happy life as a father and family man who is respected by the community and is definitely not The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein? Dattebayo!
>>285671280Anyone that can't appreciate the beauty of a bruised and bloody and battered woman just isn't a heterosexual man.
I'm glad we're past bump limit
>>285673081Daily tier list:S Tier: Sakon, Daily ramenA Tier: Tayuyafag, Hidansis, Jeet DestroyerB Tier: Konanfag, Boruto scholarC Tier: Yugitofag, Kakuzu gooner, Hidansis SimpF Tier: Sasukefag AKA warehousejeet AKA hijacker OP. the spammer. the schizo. the poster who is all alone.
>>285672625Sakura would have longer hair and thats about it.
>>285672738Why are you so defensive about some random user, who doesn't even go here, having a warehouse job?
>>285673157You know what's fucked up? This anon is completely right.
>>285671921Bejita
>>285673181The "Boruto scholar" was just another jeet persona, actually. He took the mask off near Christmas.
>>285673146....has the most healthiest marriage out of every k11.
>>285672788They thrive on drama and shitposting. Hopefully the mods do much needed nuke.
>>285673075>You just said "wow that was just some other guy"Because it is. And that's my only defense because, for the third or fourth time now, I can't prove a negative. There is only one image hash that matches what I posted. There is only one post made by me in your autistic hunt. >>285673098>Now you're saying the posts don't match what you have said in the past when they doThey don't. There's so many things wrong in there I don't even know where to begin. Maybe I could start with "I've never used /r9k/ in my life". But I've already said that.>>285673159I'm not "attempting to gaslight". It's the truth. You can take it or you can leave it and of course you're gonna leave it because you've deluded yourself into actually believing that every post you find is me. >>285673181>Sasukefag Me>AKA warehousejeet Not me>AKA hijacker OPNot me>The spammerI only dumped some volumes a couple times>The schizoNot yet officially diagnosed >the poster who is all aloneAbsolutely me>>285673212Now this is one retarded ass take.
>>285673179The first two panels (from the right) really aren't necessary for Sasuke's.
>>285673179Yeah, this thread was wild. And not in the fun way
>>285673212I meant the true Boruto scholar. Not the false one. The one who is going to dump it after the daily for Naruto.
>>285673181What about the poor souls actually reading Naruto for the first time?
>>285668388elliot u got wifi in there bro?what u think of the kaguya reveal?
>>285673251Ah, okay. Now that's based.
>>285671961B O R U T Odaily when
What's weird and no one points it is how it's 17yo minor sasuke with 30yo hag sakura in implied "husband and wife" pic
>>285673081>who are the obnoxious onesIf they have a name or personality, they're obnoxious. There are no "cool" ones.
>>285673181Is the Kakuzu gooner a guy?
>>285666667>300 more chapters and i'm free nice...
>>285673233Anon has grievances...mfw..
>>285673227Jeetsuke, just throw in the towel. That's you. There are too many matches and too many coincidences. The only your argument makes even an ounce of sense is if there is just someone else on the site who lives the same life as you.
>>285673181I want a drawing with all of these people together, living as roomates or something. Imagine the antics.
>>285673181>t. Sakon
>>285673338Oh no you aren't.You need to stick around for the Boruto dump.
>>285673326Nah, some of them are very pleasant posters
>>285673391Nobody is sticking around for that garbage. Didn't someone try dumping Samurai Squid recently?
>>285673181>I didn't make the tier listgrim
>>285673181I can live with B tier, but note that there are several of us Best Girl admirers. One or more have been posting here before (much appreciated), whereas I only got on the bus (the front, of course) at 370.
>>285673338They're saying the dailies are not gonna end once Naruto ends, just to spite me.Also fuck off pinkpisser.>>285673352>just throw in the towelNot when it's all lies. I will never give up as long as you keep bringing up shit I did not do. >There are too many matches and too many coincidencesAnd what do you want me to do about it? I'm not the only autist in the world. It's so insane to me that you niggers think a post claiming to "have 6 figures in the bank" is me. I wish that was true. >The only your argument makes even an ounce of sense is if there is just someone else on the site who lives the same life as you.Not the same life. Everything about those posts does not apply to me. Only one image posted >>285672661 and the fact that that zoomer faggot is LARPing as Sasuke.
>>285673181>11 IPskekapoooo.........
>>285672202t. person who has neither been in love nor had a friend you cared about but did not love
>tfw being monitored while inspecting the fruits/veggies
I have returned, and now you shall suffer my eight trigrams samefag noticing
>>285673413If you've become "known" on an anonymous posting website, you are not pleasant. You're obnoxious, an attention whore or both.
>>285673424Maybe that's a good thing, anon
>>285673449Not always, but I agree with you to 60-70% (no brainrot intended).
>>285673428Konanbro, it's Hidansis. Please don't be mad at me, I never meant to disrespect the love of your life
>>285673424Why would you want to?
>>285673351
>>285673424Then make one
>>285673429I said throw in the towel, jeetshitter. I'm not gonna suspend my disbelief and just think that's just conviently an entirely different person after all the statements you've made and what your mental breakdowns have centered around.
Hoping we see a nuke go off in this thread. It would actually make it comfy if all the posts from 2 anons dissappeared.
>>285673303The plan was to do them after the Naruto dailies. You get periodic Boruto threads already when new chapters of TBV release anyway.
>>285673469
>>285673429>Also fuck off pinkpisser.>>285673391I'm reading OP after Naruto.
>>285673494Nobody wants a Boruto daily.
Comfy thread
>>285673438I'm caught..
>>285673490>I'm not gonna suspend my disbeliefI'm not gonna stop calling you out on your lies either. >>285673491Usually I'd offer to post porn (even though I dislike it) to show which posts are actually mine but that doesn't work anymore since>These faggots claim I have "50 different devices">The jannies can just select posts from multiple IPs to nuke at the same time>>285673501>Pinkpisser is a warm piss fagColor me surprised.>>285673504They're still gonna do it just to spite me (I won't even be there)
>>285673449I'm fine with attention whoring if the posts are interesting or fun. Obnoxious shit like in this thread is awful. Some namefags are good for comfy threads, I don't mind those. But the pure drama ones disgust me.
>>285673528>I won't even be thereI doubt anyone will be. Curious to see how dead they're going to be.
It's only just begun
>>285673504I do>>285673251I don't claim to be Bort scholar, I just want to kiss salad ....
>>285673535>But the pure drama ones disgust meI was given this name and I only ever wanted to drive bortniggers way and make Hanabi popular. This is all your fault, not mine.
>>285673528>Blah blah blah that's not me that's just my convient twin they're all lies!Uh huh.
Why do these threads always go way past bump limit on the days Sakon doesn't work?
>>285668388>He doesn't do drugs>He'll never know the feeling of pure enlightenment from watching Boruto on heroinStay gay, friendo
cute girls knit
>>285673579>that's not me that's just my convient twinHow can I be twins with someone completely different than me?>>285673580Who cares about that faggot anymore, it's the archivenigger that's pissing me off.
>>285673504I kinda want one.I never bothered with Boruto and I'm curious.But not curious enough to actually seek it out on my own.
>>285673613>archiveniggerHuh?
>>285673626This >>285672130
>>285673626People who bring proof to his statements.
>>285673613>Who cares about that faggot anymoreSo then you'll stop spite hijacking the threads
>>285673624Good luck anon. I gave it a legitimate chance, just like Samurai Flop, and they were both horrible. If people are actually going to force that daily, I still think they should post both series at the same time to see which is worse.
>>285673535All namefags are there for drama and detract from manga discussion, they should honestly fuck off to discord or something
>>285673595
>>285673431>11but he said both Daily And Sasuke...
>>285673655Sakon...
>>285673655That probably won't stop since I'm not doing it. The one who is doing that is probably laughing like a retard that you're blaming someone else for what he does.
>>285673626This guy >>285672661 He is always going through the archives and is obsessed with the OPs daily ramen and Sakon
>>285673688You went on a tirade for months about wanting the threads to be dumped by "anon" instead of "namefags". kill yourself you pathetic lying faggot.
>>285673667Yugitoanon and Hidansis discuss the show a lot, not sure about the other namefags though.
>>285673690>NOOO WHY ARE YOU PROVIDING PROOF WHEN ASKED >But I will go to other boards to find schizophrenic posts that I will also schizophrenically attach to you with zero proof btw
there is a sakura stroker doll in nate's bedroom
>>285673650>>285673653>>285673690Ah, i thought he was referring to that random anon who ghost posts.
I suffer from schizophrenia.
>>285673718Only one of those posts has proof in it and it's not the schizo delusion about ramen.
>>285673688>The one who is doing that is probably laughing like a retard that you're blaming someone else for what he doesCan confirm. I'm not doing it to hijack though, that's my only correction.
>>285673713>You went on a tirade for months about wanting the threads to be dumped by "anon" instead of "namefags"No, I went on a crusade for months to try to get the dailies to stop and I clearly failed and gave up on that. I'm not stealing your faggot threads from you, Sakon. Someone else got pissed about your retarded schedule or whatever (which I don't care about since I have to be here 24/7 to defend myself).>>285673729It's the same faggot. >>285673736I've never posted in red boards. Seethe all you want about it. >>285673770It doesn't matter, they'll still think you're me and I'm you. So go fuck yourself for doing this, nigger.
https://poal.me/lklni3
>>285673736Why are you so defensive about a user, who's been dead for months, having a warehouse job?
No one believes the samefagging LARP warehousejeet. You even broke character after getting Sakon's thread deleted and started smugly posting your normal pics before mid dump in your hijack thread.
>>285673811>You even broke character after getting Sakon's thread deletedQRD?
>>285673804Why are you projecting all the things you are insecure about on other posters warehousejeet
>>285673850>didn't answer the question>still calling everyone your boyfriendIt's all so tiresome
>>285673461Kek, how endearing, made me smile. Never took offense to your post, and not here to be mad at anyone. I simply implore(d) you to exercise the standards I can tell you have. And, if nothing else, have a nice day.
>>285673900Godspeed, Konanchad. Have a nice day as well
>>285673834Here's where the hijack threads started a month ago: desuarchive.org/a/thread/285001151/#q285001151 Sakon said he would be running a little late and warehousejeet lied and started taking over the threads. He realized Sakon can't dump during NEET hours so he always starts the threads early.He mass reports Sakon's thread here and started smugly dumping his gay sasjeet pics in the thread above as soon as he thinks he got Sakon banneddesuarchive.org/a/thread/285002436/#q285002436In the day prior he purposefully set deadlines for when Sakon could post and was super smug about insisting that the threads always be posted prior to 4pm. Really pathetic shit.
I'm literally the only person in here, probably ever, who has to 1 vs Everyone every single thread. And with the spinoff dailies and Naruto daily restart I'll have to do this for 5 more years. What the fuck. I am all alone.
>>285673834Sakon said he couldn't keep posting at the same time and was going to start dumping later. Anon took over dumps, which Sakon originally said he didn't care. Then Sakon re-dumped a chapter that was already up because...he just had to? That thread got deleted. He's never recovered since.
>>285673595She may knit, but don't you DARE call my lovely wife a filthy knitter.
Ah sweet another daily thread, wonder what it's about...>Ctrl + f Sakon28 results>Ctrl + f jeet47 resultsOh, it's shit again.
>>285673998Want me to slash my headband and join you?
>>285674028No. As I said. I am all alone.
>>285674009Well, a certain someone has today off. It's expected Wed-Fridays will be like this. So probably the same shit tomorrow.
Here's where sasukefag is being a little bitch about the deadlines desuarchive.org/a/thread/285071906/#q285091112He really wants to be OP so badly. It's pathetic projection.
>>285673179
>>285673987Sakon...>>285674001Why is he so obsessed with being OP?
>>285674089>Why is he so obsessed with being OP?Because warehousejeet has absolutely nothing else in his life.
>>285674063Another anonymous post that "is me" with zero proof. Wow. I definitely have never seen that before. I don't care about schedules, I have to be here 24/7 to defend myself.
>>285674063You're clearly upset about it. Why do you care so much? Genuinely asking.
>>285670203Also he lead the allied shinobi force when facing edo-tensai Madara. It kind of fucked up.
>>285671771>>285674025Save me Konan
*growls*
So...are Ramen and Sakon the same person or is that more schizo delusions?
>>285674125
>>285674062I also notice there's posts praising how based he is or how he's such a great guy when he has days off. Didn't see any of that in yesterday's thread.
>>285674133I don't know, I hope not. Dailyramen was obnoxious but Sakon is another level. And they're nothing compared to the archivenigger. But I could also be wrong and maybe those three are the same. Who knows really, I just really fucking hate these threads and I wish I could be free. I want to leave this place and never come back.
>>285674133Both are pinkshitters
>>285674122COME AND SEEEEEEVE MAEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee...
>>285673329I need answers
>"NOOOO ITACHI IS NOT EVIL HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD PREASE UNDERSTAND HE SUFFERS SO MUCH I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW HARD IT IS :(((("Pretty sure this kind of excuse forcing so much emphasize in emotion and "not evil just misunderstood" usually only used for f*male characters
*throws shuriken*
>>285674229>f*maleStop doing this. Only I do that. Fuck off retard.
>>285666963>Why yes, I did help Itachi carry out the massacre of our entire clan, and I did it purely for revenge and not some goal of maintaining stability in the village.
>>285674164>I want to leave this place and never come backWhat's stopping you?
>>285667664>all died to a 13 year oldyou don't get it, Itachi was kage level at 4
>>285674164Dailyramen never did anything wrong.
>>285666963The second worst Hokage after Tsunade
>>285674122
>>285674268>What's stopping you?This >>285672130I need to be here to defend myself whenever some retard comes up with schizophrenic claims and accusations about me. Every time I'm not here this happens and I need to be present or no one is going to stop these fags from spreading lies about me. That is the only thing keeping me in these threads. I hate it here. I don't want to see /a/ ever again. >>285674291Kill yourself.
>>285674334I'm going to outlive you. There's a high chance the threads themselves will outlive you. You will be forgotten in a fortnight when you die and Naruto being talked on this dying website will continue until the plug is pulled outright. I feel sorry for you, but you've earned everything that's happened, will happen, and whatever end comes for you.
>>285674291So you've been here the entire time posting without your trip, huh?
>>285674334>I need to be here to defend myselfThat doesn't make any sense. If you never come back, you don't have to defend yourself. Just walk away for good, who cares what anyone says about you in threads that you don't visit anymore? Why bother?
>>285674395Let's be real here, even if he does fuck off for good, the obsessor will still bring him up everyday. Doesn't make a difference.
>defending (You)rselfWe're all anons here in the end no one knows who you really are, why even bother?
>>285674395It makes a lot more sense when you realize that he truly doesn’t understand the concept of being “anonymous” and wishes that he was using normalfag social media right nowHe essentially thinks people are making fun of his “account”
>>285674395>>285674429>Why bother?I don't like being called a pedophile every thread. These anonymous posts are being taken as "proof" of that. I never "claimed" to post illegal shit and now they're bringing up posts from boards I don't even browse to say I'm preying on high schoolers. The FUCK. And this >>285674425 is something I've been saying for months. I can never truly "leave" if everyone's just gonna keep saying every post they don't like is me.
>>285674229>>285674252Samefag.
>>285674476>if everyone'sIt's just your obsessor. I think he has a crush on you.
>>285674395>>285674429This is why the jeet's logic makes no sense. If it's all lies than it has zero effect on him. If he wants to leave, just leave.
>>285674476wow you even talk like a LTG knockoff
>>285673198Thats a very good positive.
>>285674509How do we get (You) to shut up about him?
I lowkirk miss the mangastream translations. This version OP posts is ass.
>>285674536He needs to stop hijacking the threads
>>285674549Ah. So it's just Sakon the Salty complaining. Makes sense.
>>285674517>LTGI don't even know what that is. >>285674549I'm not stealing your faggot ass threads.
>>285674476>I, I, II don't even know who you are. If someone just want to be obsessed thinking every posts are (You)rs then that's his problem
>>285674542Ain't no wrong in Kinging like Kong.
>>285674425>>285674505>>285674536Are you the same persona who goes silent every time you're asked why you're defending a pedophile you don't know and who has called the threads shit and says he hates everyone?
>>285674395Hidansis, this you? If yes, I can tell by the image and writing style.
>>285674594>why you're defending a pedophileSoruce?
>700 replies>every day is the samemental illness
>>285674594Sasuga, Newman Cathy-sama.
>>285674604Yeah... That's kinda creepy, anon
>>285674395He's said before that he spams these threads to get "revenge" on anons who "betrayed" him for not liking his /nart/ general. If THE OBSESSOR leaves pajeetsuke is going to go back to his regular routine of schizopoasting about "pinkpisser" and "boruto" because he has nothing in his life except this.
>>285674623Nope. NOTICE this only happens on Sakon's off days. That is all.
Sasjeet also seems to think he's some unironic 300IQ chessmaster despite having whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody likes him, etc. which makes all the goofy shit of "rawr, they're pitting you against each other!!!" fall extremely flat (because all of the shitflinging is coming from one single retard arguing with himself)
>>285674617They're going to link you to one anonymous post from the /a/ archive claiming to have posted illegal shit that did not come from my IP (and they take it as absolute proof).And then he's going to link you to some /r9k/ post claiming they want to diddle high schoolers (I don't browse that board).>>285674655If you stop bringing me up then I have no reason to stay here. Leave me alone and I will leave you alone. I don't care about Naruto anymore.
>>285674655>If THE OBSESSOR leaves pajeetsuke is going to go back to his regular routineWhy don't we test that theory?
>>285674549What does hijacking a thread even mean?Serious question.
>>285674617You never ask for this when there is a random accusation against Dailyramen or Sakon with no proof, meanwhile your precious pedojeet who you totally aren't says he hates all of you will get your white-knighting defense despite all the proof because... okay, what's supposed to be your motive here?
>>285674646kek I was thinking that when I saw the anon's post
>>285674700>You never ask for this when there is a random accusation against Dailyramen or Sakon with no proofNTA but they have never been accused of doing illegal shit with zero proof.
>>285674692If none of this is true why do you care? If the law got involved they would find nothing since you claim it's all lies. You're anonymous too, so how does this impact your life if it's made up and has no connection to anything?
>>285674700>You never ask for this when there is a random accusation against Dailyramen or SakonSuch as? I hate all the namefags. Sorry faggot.
warehousejeet so mad he forgot to post kys narutard
You all bring up really good points. I think you guys should make an afterparty thread to discuss these matters further.
>>285674744They never debated the age of consent numerous times and have posts that connect to this exact mentality.
>>285674763>If none of this is true why do you care?So I should be chilling after many people call me a fucking pedophile when I've done nothing?>If the law got involved they would find nothing since you claim it's all liesWhy the fuck does it have to go that far just to prove I'm innocent?>>285674794>They never debated the age of consentI didn't fucking do that either you NIGGER.
>>285674778For starters, you're clearly only mad when people insult the jeet. But with Sakon and Hidansis? Nothing.
>>285674827>you're clearly only mad when people insult the jeetProof? Also, lol at "people", it's just you, Obsessor.
>>285674827Because that fag is going out of his way to be noticed while you accuse random anons of being a jeet
>>285674848>>285674863Can you stop with this shit too? This is another fucking problem for me. I can't have anyone disagree with my enemies because "IT'S ALL THE LE JEET SAMEFAGGING". FUCK.
>>285674812Ahem...https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716055252/#716086362https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716055252/#q716088117https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716541825/#716560119
>>285674791Gotchu Sakon >>285674876
>>285674692>Leave me alone and I will leave you aloneYou've been stalking these threads for over a year because anons made fun of your stupid headcanon so I really doubt you're going to leave for real THIS time. But If you know you're not a pedo and nobody has any proof or dox just fucking leave. You're not going to convince anyone by staying in these threads so why bother sperging out about it?
>>285674848>>285674863>>285674875Do you truly think this shit works? Be honest with me.
>>285669549>>285666911Take my gay little brother and leave the country. To hell with these people
>>285674880Weird how the age in those posts lines up exactly with the r9k posts..
>>285674905What works? Why are you so obsessed with some faggot you supposedly hate? Make it make sense.
>>285674880Yes, and? I clearly said I looked up online and nowhere does it say HOLDING HANDS is illegal at any age, even if Hanabi is 17 and Sasuke is 22. And I also said that in-universe it would make sense that everyone would fuck like rabbits without caring about what's appropriate or not a short while after a world war BECAUSE THAT ALSO HAPPENED IN THE REAL WORLD, but it was a mistake to say 17 and I already apologized for that. DUMBFUCK.
>over 700 posts>additional extra thread that one can reasonably expect over 100 if not 200 or 300 posts on>this is nothing out of the ordinaryIs there any other general or quasi-general on /a/ that gets this much traffic on a regular basis? This is almost Sticky tier.
I think the daily restart should be a daily page instead of a whole chapter. That way we'll have even longer lasting fun ahead of us!
I don't understand this line of thininking. He needs to constantly defend himself against so-called lies as an anonymous poster in threads he says he doesn't wanna be in?
>>285674960Great idea. There is so much depth in Kishmoto's art we could probably spend a week per page.
>>285673900>>285673977Forgot pic, btw. Even Hidan respects her
>>285674962Yes because I don't like to be called a fucking pedophile.
>>285674960Forget it, that would be obnoxiously tantalizing and snail-paced.
>>285674882Sorry but I've already been told that I'm Jeetsuke, I don't think I can take on the responsibility of being 2 thread celebs at once... Unless they're the same person!?Sounds like a great topic for the new thread! Have at it, lad.
>>285674880I'm not gonna call him a pedo for wanting a fictional character to want to fuck another fictional character who's 17 but his obsession with sasuke fucking hanabi is still very strange and pathetic.
>>285674939You said you never debated it and there are the posts that prove you did. You even tried to debate it again on /a/ afterwards. Why do you keep lying like this when it just digs you deeper in a hole?
>>285674984>new threadNo thanks, warehousejeet.
>>285675008>You said you never debated it and there are the posts that prove you didNigger you said I "debated the age of consent" which means SEX and I clearly said HOLDING HANDS AND GOING OUT TOGETHER.DATING DOES NOT MEAN SEX. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????
>>285674981But you said it was a lie and that no one knows anything about you. So what's the problem?
>>285675039>So what's the problem?Let's have 30 people call you a pedophile regularly every chance they get and see if you like it.
>>285675009See you there!
Hidansis sucks cocks for money and has onlyfans
>>285674997You can see in in one of the threads that he tried to argue against it involving real people, saying you just have to worry about a girl's dad being mad and that's it's not illegal even though they're under 18.
>>285675078you sound jealous since you do it for free
>>285675078More power to her
>>285675062But you don't want to be here. So why stay and try to refute what you call lies? You're not making any sense.
>>285675078You wish
>>285675102>>285675108kys simps
>>285675034You shouldn't be dating anyone under 18 as an adult.
So nobody is going to answer what thread hijacking is and why sakon is so butthurt over not being op?
>>285675085>saying you just have to worry about a girl's dad being mad"It's only wrong if you lose a fight against her dad" was a joke. But of course that flew out of the window ages ago.I don't even want Hanabi to BE 17, I only said it wouldn't be wrong if they went out on dates EVEN IF SHE WAS 17 because Japanese law says it's not illegal. >>285675115It only doesn't make sense to you because you are not the butt of the joke every thread. I have been for TWO YEARS. I don't mind the insults but the illegal accusations are a line I won't tolerate. >>285675137I know that retard.
>>285675140Like your little faggot ass doesn't know.
>>285675140Shhh
>>285675133I'd say more power to you too, anon
fucking whore, i should report your nudes from now on. pick-me cunt
>>285675156A 23 year old dating an 18 year is pedoadjacent, regardless you fucking freak
>>285675133Maybe you should add a little "please" when asking people to do something for you
>>285675156Bro, you're all over the place. You talk like someone who is guilty. You tackle these less like they're lies and more like you're afraid of real details about yourself getting out.
>>285675189Relax retard, it's not even a real w*man. It's Sakon larping. >>285675205>pedoadjacentWhat the fuck does that even mean>23 and 18>YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THE LAW OR YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAWAre you retarded?
>>285675189What can I say, I'm a majestic motherfucker. You jealous?
>>285674947We run this board
>>285675207She wouldn't fuck you, chud
>>285675156>It only doesn't make sense to you because you are not the butt of the joke every thread.Maybe you shouldn't have sperged out in these threads for 2 years you parasitic loser.
>>285675251Oh I'm sorry. Am I supposed to stay quiet when they're harassing my wife and making Raikage edits of her?
>>285675222You said "at least 17" (more than once) like you're trying to stretch the low number. You could've said 18 at the start, but didn't, you kept defending the number under it. And these other obvious details about you fit exactly why you debated it.
>>285674960Imagine the performative cringe posting at certain pages>700 replies of simply, "W-why am I bowing?"
>>285675222>Relax retard, it's not even a real w*man. It's Sakon larpingYeah, picrel is how Sakon manifested me. So now I can send you timestamps irl
Tempted to give my two cents on the PQ, but I'd rather stay out of this bar fight of a discussion.
>>285675227I won't follow your onlyfans, sis.
>>285675245That was me, dipshit
>>285675260>You said "at least 17" (more than once)And I already apologized for wording it like that. I made a mistake. What else do you want me to say? >>285675274Thanks.
I like the sense of belonging I get from Naruto threads. Is this how Naruto himself felt when he got put on Team 7?Maybe I'll start self-inserting / avatarfagging as Naruto and me and Schizosuke can fight each other (but we're actually friends really)
>>285675288You only apologized as damage control. You making that argument to begin with closes the case on your views.
>>285675285fucking attention whore. go back to pornhub where you belong.
>>285667365Cool homage. Nice catch.
>>285675302Cringe performative pick me post, do better Ranjeesh
>>285675302I do not have friends. >>285675312>REEEE YOU'RE DOUBLING DOWN>REEEE YOU"RE APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT YOU SAIDWhat do you actually fucking want to hear from me?
>>285675282>>285675321I'd rather post nudes here anonymously desu
hidansis fucks dogs.
Guys. >>285674876
>>285675341Hidan's got that dawg in him, yes
>>285675352I don't wanna
>>285675336You doubled down and only stopped after being told how bad it makes you look. You would've kept going otherwise.
>>285667530He was a chunin at that age
>>285675336STOP being tsundere, teme! You're my best friend. Come back to the village.
>>285675368>You doubled downOnly on the part where I said "Dating =/= Sex". I will stand by those words always. Sex is only after marriage.
>>285675341kek.
>>285675386That's grooming, you dumbass pajeet.
>>285666828Heh
I think hidansis and sasukejeet should fuck. she would heal his brown heart
>>285675404Marriage first
>>285675404She has to wear a Sakon mask.
>>285675390Sasjeet's really mad at Hidansis today, huh? Probably because of this >>285674395
We should just not dump chapters when Sakon doesn't have work. Always a shitshow.
fucking whore with ugly tits.
>>285675391I said I DON’T WANT HER TO BE 17, I ONLY SAID IT AS AN EXAMPLE OF JAPANESE LAW
>>285675404She's considered old to him (18 and up). He only likes older men and it must only take place inside a warehouse where they pretend to be Orochimaru while he is Sasuke.
>>285675404>>285598358
>>285675434You looked up Japanese law AFTER you were called out on it, jeet. Good God.
>>285675440KEK
>>285675438don't worry, hidansis is nice not only she fucks dogs she also fucks indian and black men.
>>285675453Because I already assumed the legal number was 17 in Japan and it is.
>>285675432Her tits are objectively lust provoking
>>285675434>OFFICER I WAS FOLLOWING NIPPONESE LAW
shameless attention whoring
>>285675461Sasjeet DOES want to fuck her after all
>>285675461....but I digress, enough about my fetishes.
>>285675476Where does Naruto the manga come from, retard?
>>285675462You know what, jeet. Just die on this hill of you want. You clearly want to fight on this.
>>285675085He was probably arguing about it in the context of hanabi and sasuke fucking too. >no, see, hanabi and sasuke are in love and have eyehax so age isn't a factor. They are much more compatible than that horrible rapist pinkpisser and also>*saucejeet's mom quietly slips some tranquilizers in his curry*
>>285675440>me me me lil bitch. is everyone in this thread so fuarking entitled? is this our generation?
>>285675492That's what you do everyday and it sucks ass. If only you were chill and had nice tits to post.
>>285675509What part of "you’re arguing with a man pretending to be f*male" do you not understand?
>>285675518I've seen that dude's pussy
>>285675509>I'M ALL ALONEIt's always about (you) (you) (you)
>>285675493He is definitely one of those jeets who pretend to be black.
>>285675518stfu indian. i hate you and that fucking cunt for ruining naruto dailies for me.
>>285675509>>285675518Holy samefag. Sasjeet is trying hard to make Hidansis look bad this thread
>>285675534Naruto as a whole has been ruined for me too because of all of you faggots.
>>285675461happens to white women.
Hidansis should show us picture of her dog
>>285675542go beg for more tits, chud.
>>285672202>Naruto & Sakura displayed more genuine concern about eachothers happiness and well-being than they did for Hinata & Sasuke.Naruto went 6-8 tails upon seeing Hinata "die" and even in that berserk state he was able to be cautious enough to willingly leave her unharmed.Sakura quite literally almost left the village for Sasuke.Narusaku doesn't compare.
>>285675461>black and white menFTFY
