Has /a/ finally come around on Crab?
>>285673374I've come around to crab so many times
>>285673374I have always come to Crab.
>>285673374She was the best girl with long hair
I've been cumming to Hitagi for years now
>>285673374Monogatari waifu wars are even more pointless than other waifu wars somehow. There are clearly favorites but all of them are great.That said, Monkey is patrician tier and all of you are plebs.
>>285673374I still don't get why Araragi chose her over cat
>>285676877Sodachi was the failed prototype, over before it even begun.Hanekawa was the failed romance after flirting.By Senjou he was more ready, plus she grounds him better than any of them.
>>285676877She walks good
>>285676284oh me toowhat a coincidence
>>285673374According to my main drive 2025 Monogatari sub-folders, I haven't, and I've come round to something else instead:Hachikuji: 189 filesShinobu: 170Hanekawa: 79Nadeko: 79Lots (folder with group shots): 28Ononoki: 27Tsukihi: 21Kanbaru: 9Karen: 8Hitagi: 1 file, which is this one
>>285673374Always loved Crab and she's the obvious choice for Koyomi, but for me it's Monkey.
>>285676877Cat wanted him to be her supernatural prince and save her from her circumstances as opposed to Crab who didn't expect anything from him and reassured her love for him when she saw that he generally helps anyone, not just her.He also put Hanekawa on a pedestal and needed her to act like his moral rock so their relationship would be based on selfish reasons for both when the best relationships are selfless.I could see them together in a different timing after they resolve their issues because they hit it off together. But if we are going by that then you start thinking how dangerous Monkey or Bee or Snail would be as a candidate if they weren't a lesbian, his sister and a loli. I think he shoots the shit with those the best.
>>285676983Kek, my collection is organized similarly. The group shot folder is named Multigatari.
>buy crab>get free monkey
>>285677163It's like one of those magazine deals where the added bonus is the reason you buy it in the first place.
>>285677185Nah, more like the useless little thing that you know you aren't gonna use but you're still glad it's free.
>>285677153Ack! You're much smarter than me, anon!
>>285677226Until collectors come after that "useless little thing" in some years willing to pay anything and you will be regretting not treasuring it.
>>285677246That's a weird conclusion to come to. I'm as dumb as they come. I just find it funny how natural it is to organize this in folders named after the girls.
I wish she were given a male Dokurp-Chan. So she could be tortured and killed forever. She walks into a room. Her head is blown off with a shotgun, with chunks of her brain and bones being blown everywhere. She regenerates and is then skinned alive...
>>285677288No, I meant "Multigatari" was right there, and I lazily called it "Lots".
>>285676983Hitagi would definitely be first if it weren't for the Off&monster season
>>285677549To be fair this isn't a good metric of anything. Nadeko and Shinobu dwarf the rest by pure popularity and content made so you are bound to end up with more of them.Those mismatched names_surnames drive me insane btw I'm sorry.
>Crab Today>Crab Tomorrow>Crab Forever>I need her to staple my balls
>>285677651>you are bound to end up with more of themHow? As I said, it's only because of the monster season.>Those mismatched names_surnames drive me insaneI'm sorry...
>>285673374But Kaiki's cum has been in there...
>>285677767Might have misunderstood. I thought it was fanmade content too not just shots from the show.
>>285673374>>285673503crab will always be garbage, and kaiki's onahole
>>285673374>around
>>285676877Cat is very depressing. Crab has a sense of humor and whimsy. Way better long term partner.
I am a straight male, so I am not into femdom.If I wanted a psycho tsundere, I'd go with Math. I'd take Crab over Cat, but Snake and Monkey are much hotter.If I was a lolicon, I'd probably be very into Snail and Bat.Teenobu is very appealing, but not sure if she counts since that form takes up such little screen time.
>>285673374no, cat forever
>>285679399I don't like femdom but I still love Crab. She is feisty which makes her interesting.
Crabs, cats, snails, snakes.Who is the goat?
>>285676943>>285676284
I liked her at the start, then she did fucking nothing and other girls passed her. Then I read the novels where the other girls weren't neutered and they gained an even bigger edge against her. Then she was retarded over and over and shat on the things I originally liked about her. Now I'm just annoyed the Nisio/Shaft still insist on pushing her despite running out of ideas for what to do with her a decade ago.
I would let her peg me
>>285673374Was always the best girl.
>>285679856
>>285680710I want to kiss her tummy
I have a pretty nice asphyxiation image of her and cat that I've nutted to a few times.
>>285680754POst it
>>285680899i still remember her reaction to ararararagi fucking mayoi in that doujin to this very day
>>285673374she has some powerful gf / wife auraunbeatable
>>285680954https://catbox.to/tNOe4Ou0dQfDln6/file
>>285673374would walk her home very very gently
>>285676983my monogatari folder is actually named ononoki yotsugi & monogatari456 files, of which I would estimate roughly 80% are ononoki
Not even a thank you.*sigh*
>>285673374Yes, ma'am
>>285679623Most people on this board won't be aware, but forming the couple is the exciting part and the rest of your married life will be boring and domestic.
>>285673374there is only two correct answers, shinobu and hachikuji. specifically teen shinobu and hachikuji
>>285673374I like kani
>>285673374it would be natural but usually /a/ is allergic to best girls.
She’s so dull
>>285690034She's a whore.>going for a man because he's popular>loves when he's (almost) cheating on her>have unstable mind and is prone to hysterical violence>shit test him on every occasion>have crabs inside her, got it from old man that her mother pleased with moneyShe's the worst of the modern woman.
>>285690034The more /a/ complains about a girl, the more likely it is that she's actually good.
She peaked in S1 and from there she’s only served as an anchoring device that allows for the appearance of a harem without rrr crossing any lines.
>>285673374I love crab I love catI love monkeI love snaili love snek
>>285690674and doll?
>>285690450>going for a man because he's popularAraragi was not popular>loves when he's (almost) cheating on herShe is submissive and has attachment issues>have unstable mind and is prone to hysterical violenceAll the violence is a bit between the two of them>shit test him on every occasionHe likes it>have crabs inside her, got it from old man that her mother pleased with moneySomething like that
>>285673374We've always like crab, if anything we've come around to liking snek
>>285691062>She is submissiveCan't say I get that vibe from her
>>285691173You have to read between the lines in her scenes, that is, listen to what she is actually saying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1yCBBvrcTY
>>285676877Koyomimonogatari ep. 1 explains it, symbolically. He exalted her to a godlike status and she exalted him as her savior but neither was really what it seemed to be. The Hanekawa stone was just concrete (a man-made material) not the image of a deity and the shrine was just a cobbled-together hodgepodge of Araragi's idealizations. They both enabled each other's inauthentic personas. In Neko Kuro, Araragi broke the shrine (refused to be the thing propping her up), leading eventually to the exposure of Hanekawa's manufactured persona (in Neko Shiro).
>>285691519Furthermore, Araragi's core value is following his own inner light (self-actualization, conscience). Hanekawa has abandoned herself and her own views in order to become society's image of what she should be. She was the antithesis of everything Araragi stood for.
>>285673374No she's still worst girl
Cat x Araragi x Crab is the one true ship.
>>285676877>I still don't get why Araragi chose her over catBecause she put out, literally. A better question would've been why/how they stick together after kot and arararagi's feelings are laid bare and to that you only have to look at Nisio and his inability (or unwillingness) to change the status quo of the story.
Also, in the cafe in Hitagi Rendezvous she tells Araragi that what Gaen is fighting against (Ougi) "might be you." She's the only one who doesn't want him to kill off part of himself in order to "grow up." Therefore, his relationship with her is the only one that ultimately doesn't make him less human. What's more human than the capacity for reflective self-criticism?
>>285691062>Araragi was not popularwrong>she have issueswhich is a bad thing, right?>All the violence is a bit between the two of themwhich is a bad thing, right?>He likes itI doubt it and even if he liked it it would be unhealthy.
Finished bake recently, gotta say for me it's cat > monkey > snek = snail > crab. Also what the fuck do I watch next, Nisemonogatari? Second Season? Kizu?
>>285692238>wrongAt that point in the story he had cut himself off from others, and even if he was still liked that is obviously not the reason Senjougahara fell in love with him. He approached her first.>which is a bad thing, right?Sort of, but not really>which is a bad thing, right?Incase it was not clear, there is no actual violence between them. It is fake.>I doubt it and even if he liked it it would be unhealthy.You might need to rewatch
>>285692792>Also what the fuck do I watch nextrelease order, retard
>>285692792Adjusted release order. Bake-Nise-Neko Black-Kizu-Second Season/ Hana after Nadeko Medusa/ then finish Second season- Tsuki- Owari one- Koyomi- Owari two- Zoku Owari. There you go
>>285692899>BlackHonestly better to skip it
>>285692940I personally do not like Hanekawa, but it is important
>>285673374wdym, I always loved Crab
>>285692792LN order
>as soon as she gets over her abuse she starts dressing like a prostitutewhy are females like this?
>>285694557its just the mirror world crabshe dresses like a whore to emphatize one fractured aspect of herself
>>285680941what season was this?
We have always been pro-Gahara, it’s the seething Hanekawafags that can’t stand her popularity.
Someone really oughta use rapa rachis crab art to train an AI model
>>285694976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJYn4dmTYik
I'm more of a cat type of guy
>>285695700wow that guy really oughta take some anatomy lessons
>>285695719Those are perfectly realistic saggers
>>285695588so it was o great and not shaft responsible for those shirt pokers?
>>285673374nah, I just finished reading Ikusamonogatari and I still hate her
>>285692792>cat > monkey > snek = snail > crabgot it in reverse anon...
She's so cute
She seems like a fun girl. But i want doll
What would you do if you were riding in a car with Crab and she did this to you?
Imagine being held captive by her.
I want her to make me lick my own load off of her belly after I pathetically quickshot only after a few trusts.
>>285692792Kizu. Release order are retards thinking it was planned or authentic.
>>285691519>>285691730Very nice anon
Crab reminds me of those art hoes in high school and college who had far too high an opinion of their abilities and how interesting they were as people based on far too little, but it didn't matter because they were hot and therefore neither their female friends nor the guys who wanted to bang them were ever interested in not enabling that delusion. I mean, it's not that I don't like her, but yeah, I can't unsee that archetype, either. Maybe it's because her seiyuu is incapable of not sounding smug and condescending? Or her mannerisms?
I liked her from the beginning but Nisio ruined, and I do mean this literally, every single girl from the original novels.
>>285704376>Maybe it's because her seiyuu is incapable of not sounding smug and condescending?This is a pretty hilarious thing to say for Chiwa
>>285704419Hey, I didn't say at all that she was bad. Only that she makes Senjougahara sound...very satisfied with herself. At least when it's just normal back and forth dialogue with Araragi or Cat.
>>285704439Do you also hate how Doll sounds emotionless?
>>285704376>her seiyuu is incapable of not sounding smug and condescending
>>285692792Novel release order is always the best choice so Kizu. Get the MTBB release, it has the ideal order for the entire series.
Kissin' on Spooky
>>285705908Aha-ha, prank.
Dating Hanekawa would be like dating the Virgin Mary. She's cute sexy and kind but I think it'd be hell and horrible in the long run for everyone involved>way too self sacrificing to ever really respect herself>will pointlessly enable and justify your worst flaws in order to avoid any conflict>in turn you will grow into an even worse person and abuse her more, see her awful family>as a result she will internalize an insane amount of stress and abuse only to crash out in the end and cause mayhem after turning into gato sexo>she's literally so perfect that it mindbreaks you as a result and you cannot help but see yourself as the bad guy in every interaction>so perfect that she's a walking mirror that constantly exposes your deepest flaws to your face through comparison>if you ever bring this up to her she'll think she's doing something wrong, will blame herself and act even more perfect/submissive and gato sexo will become even more powerful generating a self-sustaining doom cycle>your house mysteriously burns downWhereas Kawa is an ouroboros that traps you into the eight circle of hell of bad relationships Gahara is a straight line that only goes up together with her partner (which is perfect for Koyokoyo's retarded foolhardy sense of justice)
>>285706223Cat comes off like how a doormat would try to romanticize their situation. Like a doormat's self-perception and self-justification rather than how others would perceive them.
>>285706276Absolutely. She's a total doormat and whenever anything goes wrong her instinct is to doormat even harder. And gropecat sawari neko grows even stronger as a result
I like most girls but if I'm being honest I'd only date Monkey or Snail.
>>285705908
>>285706223>>she's literally so perfect that it mindbreaks you as a result and you cannot help but see yourself as the bad guy in every interaction>>so perfect that she's a walking mirror that constantly exposes your deepest flaws to your face through comparisonCompletely a (you) issue.I am entirely content with who I am.
>>285706223Just pick snail, she is the perfect partner.
