what if you woke up and you were ranma?
>>285720642I'd go back to sleep
>>285720642I would go to Kuno's estate and get impregnated by him (as female Ranma canonically wants subconsciously)
>>285720642Pick up The Prophets of Doom (buy it now) from my bedside table and start reading. My dreams are not capable of rendering things like that in believable detail.
>>285720642I'd start beating up women.
>>285720642Fuck Akane obviously
>>285720642Get fucked by Akane's fat futacock obviously
>>285720642Make Shampoo rape me
>>285720642Given that I'm a fat slob while Ranma is one of the world's greatest martial artists in either body, I'd say that would be an incredible improvement over my current worthless self.
I would let Ryoga impregnate me.
>>285720642Masturbate
>>285720642Tease Ryoga until he can no longer take it, and dominate me.
>>285720642Fap
>>285723083
Beat the shit out of Mousse
>>285720642I'd leave and go actually look for the spring of drowned man rather than put up with the nonsense Rana deals with some absolute bullshit and I am not gonna take it
>>285720642I would beat off furiously and right before I cum I would splash water on myself so my dick disappears and the cum shoots out my nipples insteadthen as a girl I would catfish black men with a tungsten slug hidden in my pussy and when I show them my pussy I would splash water on myself so my pussy instantly turns inside out and fires the tungsten slug at them with the force of a railgun projectile and explodes their entire bodies like when an imp gets gibbed in doom, the police never find the railgun so I escape time and time again
>>285720642AGP ahh thread.
>>285722963Ryoga is a pathetic loser. Why is the thought of him dominating so hot?
>>285727392
>>285727392There’s no better way to defeat your rival than impregnate them.
>>285722599>>285722963Lore accurate tits size as of late seasons.
>>285720642Strip to Happosai
>>285720642I would be extremely happy that my childhood dream came true and I no longer need to exist as a miserable old alcoholic man
>>285720642go to Jusenkyo and look for the spring that will fix my curse (the Spring of Drowned Twins)
>>285720642Baby trap Kuno
>>285723083>>285723856My wife
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