Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirSenjutsu Denshō...!! (仙術伝承...!!)Chapter 403: TearsPrevious chapter: >>285717174Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
>>285742951Konanbros this will be our volume!
The uchiha wank is mostly over, but the chapter still sucks...
>>285743177There it is.
Flashback: the chapter (again)>>285743177>remember that time i choked on an entire crow?
>>285743222In fairness, the crow swallowing wasn't shown before, and it is absolutely critical to the plot.
>>285742828finally a kino volume cover. we love frogs in this thread.
>>285743229>it's time to retcon the Uchiha massacre flashbacks so that they are consistent
>>285743177>>285743241How come that was the real Naruto, no one of the hundred clones he used for scouting? (Let's just ignore that being able to share your power with someone is complete bullshit)
>>285743284I think it wasn't the real Naruto, but if you make a clone swallow something, it goes into the real person. It's not like the crow was in Naruto's stomach; it must have been in some sort of pocket dimension.
I love Naruto so much
we wont get the 4 episodes kek
>>285742828>>285742976>>285743119I so want to fuck him so badly I want to fuck him and i want to ride him and kiss him while doing it.
>>285743344Quite the detail to forget up to this point, eh?
This entire fucking chapter is a flashback.
>>285743344>>285743318>headband morphs into a bandanaanother genjutsu i see
>>285743272>>285743344>>285743364MASTERsashi FORESHADOWINGmoto
>>285743318>so that's why Itachi's headband was sideways in the very first flashback panel of him>it wasn't just some missing-nin style of wearing the headband on the side of the head that Zabuza also did that was later abandoned>no siree>there are no plotholes>everything is consistent now
>>285743374Tobi:(thank god our clan is retarded. Maybe 10% of what I told him was earnestly true.)
>>285743363We know, Sasuke.
>>285743363Saucgayy!!!
>>285743374>It seems what you told me is true.Lmao
>>285743406Definitely not gay final panel.
>>285743177
>>285743406gay
>>285743406Nice feet. I want to suck on his soles.
>>285743380FUAAARK HATERS/DOUBTERS/RETCONSISSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>285743440Until you go blind, retard.
B&W in a few
>>285743448why does Naruto attract so many homosexual pedophiles?that's rhetorical of course
Bros... as a new reader, how did the wsj handled flashbacks/reused pages for 5 chapters in a row?
>>285743458He cried...that means that genocide and torture were GOOD. Yup yup that's our hokage.
>>285743204>oh god here we go again why did I even ask
>>285743151That look he gives you before >>285743177He shoves his Big Black Crow down your throat
>>285743351Cancelled for the TBV anime instead
feels like we spent as many chapters justifying Itachi's death/making him secret good guy spy as we did having him fight Sasuke in the first place. What a mess
>>285743406Imagine how fucking tight that ass is going to be.He only eats ramen so he doesn’t really force his shit out since its bland and soft.
>>285743351Sauce.
>>285743254But i thought Sasuke only unlocked the sharingan against Haku?
>>285743177>>285743406>here's that totally straight MC I was telling you about
>>285743406FAGruto
I've read countless posts on the archives as well as on reddit saying how so many teen girls drool over adult guys. I've masturbated to some of these posts. So I'm like fuck it why not get me one? I'm 23 and a virgin. I want to quit my construction job and focus solely on getting a High School gf for a year. I'm gonna create profiles and a tiktok absorb all the current High School trends wear all the drip brush up on my ebonics. How do I break into the social sphere of High School? I'm thinking of going after girls with that really vulnerable helpless look to them. The really insecure ones. Tease them a little be like "Shit I see y u being clowned on the daily" type shit. How can I go about it?
>>285743406If only he didn't have his shorts on for that shot.
Christ alive, how did WSJ allow Kishi to straight up reuse whole pages for flashbacks?
>>285743351What's Naruto Mobile like?
the fuck was this filler chapter???like holy shit just take a break Kishi if you don't have any ideas how to stretch the series anymore.
>>285743440>Tobi: So, wanna have the power up that practically gives you infinite use of Mangeyko Sharingan abilities without going blind?>Sasuke: Nah, we still need Naruto to power up a few more times.
>>285742828Post your shipping tier list.
>be me>moms out of town for a month, have to go grocery shopping>bit nervous, thats a big normie hotspot>realize that i'm superior to the normie masses, been meditating for a long time, not hedonistic, abandoned friends, enlightened, no drugs/alcohol, eat clean, I crave healthy foods even when Im given the option for junk>been waging at construction for 3 years and weightlifting since>got up to 2 plates bench, feeling good, ready to slay some normies>go out and get into the grocery store, eyes feel a bit watery, weird because im obviously the biggest guy there>see hunky dorey normies who look a lot more relaxed than me, even though they're smaller, wtf?>even came across some short dorky indian guy, looked way more relax than me, and he had a cute gf with him, even though that goes against modern dating dynamics theory ive been reading here for a long time>feels like im being monitored, im trying to inspect the veggies/fruits but I know for a fact Im being watched by the normie hivemind, they probably thought it was odd how tall lean young guy is inspecting foods like an old man>try to not respond to these feelings that arise, like on some buddha shit>finally made my way to the checkout after a treacherous journey>what broke me: clearly normie guy in front of me, taking out all these items one by one from his granny cart, like it was never ending, EVERY item was some veggie/fruit/some meat of some kind>this clear normie guy, who doesnt lift, probably has a gf, has a social life, probably drinks does drugs, has a career, and is still eating clean despite all that>he was clearly at ease and casual too>puts my entire life to perspective, gave me a mental check like on some Sasuke shit, like even though I have 6 figures saved from abandoning normies, and /fit/ as fuck, the normie still has everything I've been barred from having since I was born
>>285744042Naruto earns his powerups while Sasuke just gets bullshit plot unlocks due to emo faggotry.
>>285744071I don't do shipping, but I read a fanfic where Kakashi and Yugito slowly got closer (only in a friendship kinda way) and that was kinda nice.
>>285744187Naruto "earns" his powerups by training for one week every couple months to unlock s-tier abilities that others couldn't learn in a lifetime.
>>285744236Yes while Sasuke doesn't even earn his powerups at all. He just cries harder until he gets them.
>starting a new volume with the "flashback" into "flashback in flashback" into "retcon add a scene that never happened", triple comboBrave move.
>>285744268They're both lazy retards with plotarmor outta the ass.
>>285743177BIG BLACK CROW
>>285744071>nobody acknowledges the Double Incest NejiHina ship
>>285743380>>285743374>I thought I imagined it, and then I forgot about it, except that one time when I cryptically talked about it (but didn't remember it though because the memory only resurfaced now)
>>285743082>>285743058page9 bros..
>>285744071I don't want to make my own but can you add "gay shit" as an option to yours for me? I only like gay shipping.
conclusione
>>285743177why did kishi retcon this stupid fucking crow into the encounter here? What exactly was his plan? Itachi freeing himself from edo tensei was cool but definitely doesn't seem like the point. Was it actually going to be used against Sauce? Why didn't he have Naruto eat crow originally? Why all these stupid fucking decisions as soon as Yahagi left?
>>285744494
>>285743374Tobi is loving how retarded Sasuke is
>>285744579my headcanon was it'd cast a genjutsu during Naruto vs Sasuke where Itachi tells Sasuke everything. it got used for something even more retarded and specific and was apparently a real physical crow living inside Naruto for months. Naruto should have Uchiha blood for how long Shisui's eye was in his stomach.
>>285743440What a dog shit chapter. Half of it was nothing but flashbacks we've already seen
>>285744669How did Naruto not digest Shisui's eye?
>>285743177>naruto took itachi's BBCHot
fuck the crowrigan is so stupid I forgot about this shit.
>>285744579>What exactly was his plan?
>>285744488Naruto is so fucking hot bros... I'm going to masturbate now.
>>285744862I know what it says later. I meant what Kishi's actual plan was at this point when he wrote in the crow. Not the shit he came up with later.
>>285744862This actually would have been a decent plan, and nobody would even know what happened. Sauske would just turn into a good goy and Naruto would believe he went back to his senses.
>>285744862brainwash his little brother to be Konoha's slave forever if he acquired EMS. Which is hilarious because Sasuke didn't even know what EMS was until Itachi told him. Verified psychopath.
what is he thinking about rn?
>>285744862NO, HE DIDN'T. YOU told him that was a thing and made it look like you wanted that power. Jesus fucking christ>unless you possess Senju Hashirama's chakraNope, not Wood Style, not Senju Chakra. Specifically Hashirama's, a guy who's been dead for 2 generations. I have no way of verifying his chakra could do this, I just know.
>>285744899>I meant what Kishi's actual plan was at this point when he wrote in the crow. Not the shit he came up with later.Having it free zombie Itachi later was the plan. Itachi's last fight was lackluster because Kishi knew it wouldn't be his last fight. Kabuto was already set up as an Oro-wannabe, too.
>>285744579I think the point was that Itachi assumed the next time Naruto saw his eyes, they'd be in Sasuke's head.And the crow was there to snap Sasuke out of his retardation if he wasn't already snapped out.
>>285745028No. He never showed the crow having a sharingan here. The whole Shisuis eye shit is thought of later. And the crow is already a retcon to begin with in this chapter. It's not shown in the initial encounter just a short while ago. Speedreader.
I'm starting to understand why people thought Akatsuki Supression was one of the better arcs and my opinion on that arc hasn't improved one bit.
>>285744582>Sasuke is still a blank canvas. He can easily be dyed any color.I don't think Itachi even knows how right he is.
>>285744899>I meant what Kishi's actual plan was at this point when he wrote in the crowWhat he said later.
>>285745094The anime saves that arc by at least giving Hidan/Kakuzu vs. InoShikaCho/Kakashi sakuga animation. In the manga it's horrible.
>>285745124Nah you're retarded. Don't reply to me if you are this stupid.
>>285744899I think Kishi might have already come up with the idea for the ninja war by this point.And haphazardly set up the crow thing specifically for this moment.
>>285745081>The whole Shisuis eye shit is thought of laterWhy do you always try so hard to find fault in this manga where there is none?
>>285745137The anime improves it, but it's still horrible in either version. It's just this is worse.
>>285744071Why is this not on the list.
>>285745081Naruto was put into genjutsu by a crow with Sharingan. It is obviously the same crow, although it didn't become apparent until the crow came back out.
>>285745161Why didn't he show the crow having a sharingan now? Why wait another 200 chapters to add that detail? Why wasn't the crow included in the initial encounter at the beginning of shippuden
>>285745153You're like a toddler being told the truth and then throwing a tantrum just because you don't like answer. Grow up.
>>285743406>FEETrutoI had forgotten just how fucking gay the manga had become at this point in time. I think we'll get the pendant advertisement soon? That's the gayest shit.
>>285744889You didn't need to share that Sakura.
>>285745268>I think we'll get the pendant advertisement soon?Yup, towards the end of the volume. Right when Killer Bee appears.
>>285744071choji x loud kumo black chick status?
>>285743406>>285744488feet.
>>285745268I'm not gay myself, but I sometimes wonder what it'd be like pound Naruto's ass and cum deep inside. I doubt it could even get hard if given the chance, but I still wonder from time to time. Know what I mean?
>>285743061I hope
>>285744488I coom
>>285745268Kishimoto is an open footfag. he explicitly said he designed the ninja boots to be open-toe just so he had an excuse to draw characters' toes.
>>285745013Thinkin bout Rin and shit
>>285742835cute POUTruto
>>285745358Yeah I get that.
>>285743406Hahhh...ahhhhh.....soles....feet....Naru-chan's feet...........yumm...
>>285743376You can't see the apple in your mind can you?
>>285742828those white shits ruin the volume cover for me.
>>285743440Filler-ass chapter
>>285743440I thought dead and busted eyes would be useless. Anyways, i would be reluctant to do this anyway, it's creepy and gross
>>285742866The clouds I saw out the airplane window were very pleasant and made me remember that I like clouds.Kishimaru...
>>285745559>forgot to greentext Kishi's wordsfug
>>285745244If you are this stupid stop replying to me.
>>285744488I'm so fucking horny right now...Fuck you kishi for making me attracted to blonde brat guys... twirling my bean rn, scratching smegma of my labia minora...oh god....
>>285745336>>285745384>>285745481*sniff sniff sniff* fuark oh my gahd
>>285745559Is this the moment he decided to make kumo the second best village?
>>285745578That sounds like a concession. I accept.
>>285745336>>285744488>>285743406MATING PRESS
I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO I WANT TO FUCK NARUTO OOOOHHH......
>>285742866>made me remember that I like cloudsWho doesn't?
>>285745222You are right it did show the sharingan. But it doesn't show him eating the crow for another 50 chapters or show it as a mangekyo for another 200+
alright i masturbated. what the fuck is this filler ass chapter. fuck you kishi, fucking faggot
>>285745655Smells like curry
>>285745481OP calm down.
>>285744539>>285743468Arigatou, OP!
>>285744862Genuinely the most evil shit imaginable for a guy that was supposed to live his brother.
>SASUKE HAVING A HAPPY LIFE!?!?>NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!!!
>>285744071You got balls for putting naruto and sakura up top on that list.
>>285745806>how dare want to make his brother protect his homeland!
Mannn... I would sacrifice sasukejeet, tayuyafag, borutofaggot, hidansis, konanfag, sakura and hinata faggots just to experience Naruto Uzumaki cum in my cervix
>>285745918He homeland made him suffer.
>>285745726Looks like I struck a nerve.
>>285745919Hanabi...
>>285745919
>>285745919You got a lot more people to mow down on the list , including tsunade the princesses and all his fan girls.
>>285745933Nope. His schizo clan planned to revolt and the village leaders put a stop to it. His clan was always the problem, not his homeland.
>>285743406The story sidetracked to sasukewanking then itachiwanking for so long I almost forgot how much of a faggot naruto is. I probably prefer this to kishi's genocide apologia but this is still pretty fucking bad.
>>285745966Gayest thread we've had in a while
Sasukejeet, you're just recycling replies and "discussions" again. I've already seen these talking points before, but now you're adding more of your already known gay/bisexual attraction in posts. All your "posters" never say anything distinctive, you just have them all talk like copies of each other. That is not going to give your hijack threads any traffic. People can sse how uncanny it is.
>>285746006Except the leaf didn't make an exception for Sasuke, Itachi did, he was supposed to be killed alongside the rest.Why should he own Konoha anything?
>>285746022It doesn't say this in the official Viz translation. Why did fan translators try to make Tayuyua a homophobe?
>>285745919>sacrifice hidansisBy body is ready
>ruined his brother's life>It was to protect you, sasuke to make you stronger!what the fuck is this writing? What if Icut your arms off to make you wipe yer asshole with yer feet?? hmm?
>>285746049Anon...i...
>>285744488SASUKE?? But Neji is right here!
>>285746049
just had sex with naruto uzumaki.
>>285745919>borutofaggotThis post is obviously Jeetsuke for mentioning this. But is he actually pretending to be a girl here and wants to get fucked by Naruto? Kek. This guy's mind is definitely warped by porn.
>>285743344>see itachi was crying! That means he was a good guy the whole time!
>>285745919Glad I'm not getting sacrificed.
>>285746146This is the guy who was looking for an older boomer to groom him and fulfill his Sasuke LARP by being his Orochimaru.
>>285746173Sakon...
>>285746101why naruto is so fucking pink? blud looks native american
>>285746043>Except the leaf didn't make an exception for SasukeThey made the right choice.
Going to sleep. I'll dream of Naruto Uzumaki
>>285746177I guess he's slowly not bothering to hide it anymore since it's very evident he's not straight.
>check out the Viz Sailor Moon dub>hear Molly/Naru speak and immediately clock her VA as Tenten'smy favourite girl in both series sharing a VA, nice
>>285743082>Solving conflict without mass murder?>Impossible PSYCHOtachi...
>>285746204His father was a Nigerian.
>>285745882It annoys me when people on here pretend like they wouldn't have made a good couple. I don't even ship them but i can clearly see they have chemistry and history between them. It wouldn't have been out of the blue or farfetched if they ended up together.
>>285746067>ruined his brother's lifeThat wasn’t Itachi, that was the clan’s fault for planning the coup. Itachi saved Sasuke’s life, if it wasn’t for him Sasuke would’ve died when he was 7 along with the rest of the clan. >It was to protect you, sasuke to make you stronger!Yes that’s unironically correct, if Itachi didn’t do what he did Sasuke would be dead and his eyes stolen.
>>285745336>>285744488>>285743406*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GRT PREGNANT *plap* *plap*
I always figured the posts talking about how hot Naruto is was the jeet. They're always synonymous with the flagrantly samefagged posts.
Who wins the bomberman duel?
I can't tell if all this homolust posting is ironic or not
>>285746331>That wasn’t Itachi, that was the clan’s fault for planning the coup.Why Itachi just didn't killed Sasuke at that night with everyone else. Sasuke lived a miserable life suffering as an orphan
How can I trust Hinatafags if they love Boruto?
>>285743318Wasn't this supposed to be a silent operation? The whole district is up in smoke. Does nobody notice this?
>>285746425Everyone is asleep.
mmmm naruto's blood i want to lick it...
>>285746331>that was the clan’s fault for planning the coupIt was literally only fugaku and some other guys not the ENTIRE clan you moron. And committing genocide on the off-chance the jobber villages might invade is simply ridiculous.>Yes that’s unironically correctNo it's not. Sasuke loses most of his fights in the series and needs stuff like orochimaru's snake roids and curse mark to keep up. And then kishi decided to humiliate sasuke even more by revealing that itachi was in control of their fight the whole time and basically sandbagged the whole thing to give sauce a pity win.
>>285746442Right, I forgot the largest military complex in the verse doesn't have night watch.
>>285746362Deidara
So what would happen if I get pregnant with Naruto's kid and abort the fetus? Would Naruto even care? What would his reaction be? lore wise?
>>285746425Danzo put up a magic forcefield that cloaked the uchiha district so that no one outside could tell what was happening.
>>285746543He's too immature to really fight you on this. It would probably make him sad tho. You monster
>>285745336>>285745384>>285745481
>>285746580>You monsterWhat's wrong with abortions
>>285745919Naruto's semen looks like this.
How long is Minato's penis.
>>285746642Minato has a chode
What if. Hinata gets pregnant in part one. Naruto dies at the land of waves. Part two is just boruto avenging his father
>>285746580You're talking to Sasjeet
>>285746275zzzzzzzzz.....
>>285746695Sounds stupid
>>285746064lmao i thought he was playing a biwa from the thumbnail>>285746479>jobber villages might invade if the uchiha plan a coup, and are all dead!>the uchiha are all dead, and no one ever invaded until the events of part 1Itachi must've been kicking himself when he realized Danzo/Konoha tricked his dumb ass
>>285746720Abortion.
>>285745481i appreciate how kishi drew naruto's soles here. work of a master
>>285746396Most sane Itachi hater >>285746479>It was literally only fugaku and some other guys not the ENTIRE clan you moron.Source?
>>285746729
>>285746362Konan has won zero fights.
>>285746695>Hinata gets pregnantBy me.
>>285746904Neji...
zesty lil niggas
>>285746873Shutup?
>Jiiiiiiiiii...
>>285746960Jeetsuke, where did it all go wrong with you?
>>285743177Wasn't this Naruto a shadow clone? How does placing a crow inside of it count? It you were to give one of his shadow clones 10 dollars and then it despawned, would that money just teleport to the original Naruto's pockets?
>>285743318>solo king was able to genocide his entire clan without getting any sort of injury >but couldn't properly dodge an academy student's knife attack
I don't even want to make fun of that borushart this is just so sad it's funny.
>>285743344Was this flashback sequence really fucking necessary? It really doesn't add anything to the story and Sasuke just conveniently forgetting about it up until now is just retarded.
>>285743380>>285743458Thats a really stupid stretch
>>285743363We know, that's what your whole personality is about, Hinata.
>>285743406God I am so fucking sick of Naruto's moping. People have been talking about Sasuke's character being a trainwreck, but I'd argue this is even worse. We've spent so much fucking time on this we could have had another arc instead.
>>285743440Holy fuck Sasuke is a retard.Also damn what a dogshit chapter. Literally all of it was recycled flashback panels and some retconned flashbacks. People really don't shit on part 2 hard enough.
>>285743177Denji traced that
Is Naruto gay
Screw you guys I'm going home
>>285744488Was he jerking off to Sasuke or?
What's with this unironic faggotry itt? Holy shit this is fucking cringe
>>285746821Source on how that Uchiha elder couple and all the children were about to attack the whole village?
I know you retards watch fillers. Help me find it. So the plot was: -old man putting bombs around the village- naruto resembles his son or grandson- turned out he just wanted to play hide and seek but bombs were probably real-part 1 filler.
>>285747339Yes and Sasuke is his bottom
>>285747472>goes to Naruto thread>expects heterosexuality
>>285747502I prefer sasunaru. Naruto is already voiced by a woman.
>>285747041-tsuke
Why does Konan still wear an origami flower in her hair?
>>285747552Sasuke is an effeminate twink bishonen. He is literally designed to be a bottom. The anime voice cast is irrelevant. Kishimoto envisioned Sasuke being a bottom from the moment he was inked. This is why he always get fucked.
>>285747501episode 199
>>285743016Was Itachi surprised by Sasuke becoming a rogue ninja?
>>285747675oh it starts on 197 not 199
>Itachi coldly murdered my entire family>no wait he was crying>no wait he was evil>no wait he was always a good brother>no wait he tortured meSasuke is a schizo bitch
>>285747615>Kishimoto envisioned Sasuke being a bottom from the moment he was inkedKishimoto based Sasuke on his brother. Why would he make him gay.
>>285747708Why did he draw his brother as a gay bishonen twink?
>>285747675>>285747694Thanks, retard. Btw, what else should I watch.
>>285746322i don't want sakura to end up with naruto he deserves way better and he got the princess hinata
>>285742828Damn
>>285747739That's how japenis people look like
>>285744009>first page and naruto is acting gay already
>>285747774Now Sasuke looks like the Kengan guy
>>285747755True.
>>285747751mostly unrelated but mushishi. same guy that did the music for part 1 of naruto did the music there. Just had a thread for it the other day so it's been on my mind.
>>285746322People who don't see that Naruto and Sakura could've been together are lying to themself. Shippuden was setting it up in that direction and it'd be a nice wrap if they ended up together. It felt weird when I finished the show as a teen and saw that it never went in that direction, but it is what it is...
>>285747739Based brocon Kishi
>>285744539thanks op.
>>285746322>It wouldn't have been out of the blue or farfetched if they ended up together.IIRC Kishimoto's reasoning was that it would have been weird if Sakura spent most of her life pinning for Sasuke only to settle for Naruto once her feelings were not reciprocated. It would have made her look fickle, and I have to agree.
Why Naruto likes older men?
>>285747774
Why did Sasuke leave the village to get groomed by an old man?
>>285747971Thats hackery and i disagree considering he almost tries to murder her three times.
>>285747472It's 2026, we can't keep pretending being gay is bad. A hole is a hole.
>>285747774>>285748003Fabulous!
>>285747896Thanks...fucking cunt.
>>285747905Well she would’ve been in a better position than her abusive relation shipWith sasuke.
>>285748060Who's pretending? There's a reason faggots are riddled with STDs.
>>285747472>>285748060There are roughly 4.09 billion women in this thread...and on planet earth....
>>285748103But I want Sakura to be in abusive relationship so she could taste her own medicine for treating my Boi naruto like a punching bag.
>>285748101No problem friend.
>>285748008Itach gave him older men fetish
>>285748060Have you ever had sex with a man ?? Or topped one ??Because i have and i didn’t like it i prefer women but well at least i tried it right.
>>285748262>i tried it rightyer gay anon
>>285748103>>285748195Its not an abusive relationship. Sakura and sasuke travel for a year and sasuke stays with her throughout her preegnancy, and stays with his family for 3-4 years.After that, he goes on a mission to help keep the world safe from kaguya's threats and keep the village safe at the same timeSakura understands the whole situation and she is a kind and selfless person who allows her husband to go out and take out any dangers. If she had begged sasuke to return 24/7 there would, without a doubt, been people saying she's a selfish wife who's stopping her hubby from saving the worldIt's not an abusive relationship. Sasuke literally changed by the end of shippuden, and that's a fact sasusaku haters tend to completely IGNORE and it's so annoyingI ship narusaku the most btw, but people are always saying SOMETHING abt sasusaku and calling it an abusive relationship when its NOT
>>285748283I ship Sakura with wine carton and kitty litter
>>285747522It wasn't this bad before.
>>285748202I'm NOT your friend.
I know naruto is not a romance manga but would it have killed Kishimoto to give Tenten a husband?
>>285748103Im not saying it would be terrible and that there was never something there,Sakura clearly doesn't like him, and whenever he disagrees with her she physically assaults and injures him. This prevents them from standing as equals in a relationship. It may be considered funny or interesting to a viewer, but it is a bad relationship.
>>285748398She would need to be relevant first.Second, her husband died in the great ninja war.
>>285748360youtube.com/watch?v=r6EPMvIhtyA
>>285748398Would that make anything better?
>>285748398I like to think her and Lee got together by Boruto time and that's where Metal is from.
>>285748360YOU ARE MY FRIEND!
>>285748450Yes I hate the idea of single women growing old and unmarried
>>285748283>narusakuHow. Naruto though he was entitled to Sakura just because he likes her. Disregarded her feelings towards Sasuke still pursued her even though she wasn't interested. Sakura was uncomfortable with his affection most of the time unless something necessary like feeding him when he hurt his arms.
>>285743177So do you think Nardo told anyone else in the village about this? That an Akatsuki member planted a jutsu inside of him? How that could be compromising? No?
>>285748424>>285748461....usuratonkachi....
>>285748513Where did that crow even go? Can he shit it out?
>>285743363Every filler and movie girl..
You just know Naruto Hinata is going to be Canon after Naruto's insecure talk with Hinata. Sakura Sasuke is going to be Canon after the hug scene +bench scene.
What if Hinata snapped and killed her whole clan?
>>285745918It's fine if he wants Sasuke to protect konoha but BRAINWASHING HIM and robbing him of his free will is wrongBut this is the same guy who put him through mental torture twice for zero reason so I suppose the truth of the matter is that Itachi is just a dogshit brother
>>285748466All three of the relationships had friendzone dynamics and were terrible Naruto and Sakura had at least an amiable friendship where they actually talked which is way more than we can say for the other two. And if we're being real, there WERE several hints in early-mid shippuden that Sakura might be interested in Naruto, or that things at least could move in that direction. But collectively people just pretend those don't exist,
Itachi is evil how could he kill his family and relatives.
>>285748652>killed mid sentence
>>285743440And he already forgot what Tobi told him about Madara
>>285748680Itachi is a cunt for killing everyone at night while they slept. Rat.
>>285748680You DON'T GET ITHe loved the leaf SO much he joined the Akatsuki and aided them in their plans of world domination and did absolutely nothing to thwart their goals.
>>285748680He's actually a good guy since he did it to save his little brother that he tortured for lulz later.
>>285748743So nobody is watching streets during night in Konoha? You can just break into houses just like that?
>>285748652If only kishimoto knew how to write romance such a shame because he keeps saying he's bad at it.
Naruto and Sasuke suffered loneliness, isolation, mockery, and doubtHinata and Sakura were privileged babies
Some relationships just make sense
Wan̈a breastfeed
>>285748784Yes, that's why itachi is a little fagget
>>285748784The Uchiha Police night shift was on vacation.
why is he posting gay narusasu fanfic
Naruto would be a shitty retarded boyfriend. He can't even wipe properly i know
why is he posting gay narusaku* fanfic
>>285747774Ino, Neji and Sasuke actually look better than their canon looks.Sakura is a side grade.Tenten just looks goofy.
>>285748804LadyGT lost.
Weird thread today
>>285747974He had no father figure growing up.
>>285748646>for zero reasonSpeedreader...
>>285749280Sasuke was NEVER going to fully give up on his revenge on Itachi, and Itachi had absolutely NO basis to think otherwise in the first place.
>>285749280>Speedreader...Okay, tell me why he needed to use Tsukuyomi on Sasuke twice (once as a child and once when they met again in Part1) instead of knocking him out normally.What, was it supposed to 'training' him so he could counter it later?
Itachis plan was NOT stupid. It makes perfect sense. Itachi is a hero. He was smarter than a hokage at age 7.
Itachi experienced war when he was 4. He understood more about the world than most people do at age 40.
>>285748921>>285748894>>285748863>>285748830>>285748804You know did those color as well.
Itachi is my hero. He saved the Uchiha
>>285747774>Stacyno still looks goodTruly best girl. Also Itachi has really done everything possible to not give Sasuke any advice. He just plants jutsu or crows inside you and hopes it works out. I wonder this guy is going insane.
>>285749446>couldn't convince his father to stop the coup and just became Danzos/leaf villages lackey
>>285749446Itachi invented the shogi board inside his mother's womb, he learned susanoo before he learned how to walk.
>>285749470
>>285749530Itachi invented walking
Kid Itachi(non mangekyo/pre-anbu) vs Kid Kakashi vs Kid Minato who wins
>>285749674Kid Itachi low diffs due to his natural affinity for child murder.
>>285748552It hides in his intestines and eats whatever comes down then reshits it out the other end for Nardo to shit out
>>285749446>Uchiha are the police and protect the village>Uchiha are somehow important..but also jobbers that can wiped out by a 13 year old>Nobody invades the leaf now that their strongest clan is wiped out overnight
>>285744071I'm fujopilled
>>285749715So ramen it's, no wonder the Shisui's eye activated the crow would be sick from eating only that for months.
I finally understand you NS fuckers now.How come obito was able to get rin in the end why didn’t naruto get sakura as his prize in the end as well for all the good hes done.>still sucks ass since now she is hoping on his dick since he is the hero.
>>285749854You know damm well those two dont belong on s+
>>285744071NaruHina and ObiRin are God TierI have mixed feelings about JiraTsuDon't care about others
>>285748816>Disowned by her father>Provileged
>>285744579>as soon as Yahagi leftGive me the redpill on this
>tfw orochimaru says he's not gonna use lube today
>>285749413>once as a childTo convince Sasuke that Itachi alone was responsible for the massacre and erase any suspicions he may have about the truth>in part 1To motivate Sasuke to keep seeking revenge and grow more powerful, and also to show him the power of Mangekyo Sharingan
>>285743344>SAUCE is creating false memories of his childhood just like Nardo did I see
>>285747222You lost.
>>285743440>Wanna transplant blind eyes to yourself?
>>285743177asspull no jutsu
>>285743440Dumbest decision he ever made. Holy fuck.
>>285750505Both of those reasons still make him look like a terrible person but it's coherent with how he's behaved already. I won't even call it bad writing either.
>>285743440What would change if Sasuke got EMS right here?
>>285750505>To motivate Sasuke to keep seeking revenge and grow more powerfulWhy?
>>285743284Itachi sharing his power with others makes sense as he's the second coming of the Sage of Six Paths.
Hiashi won.
>>285747611Yahiko probably said it was cute.
>>285743318None of this happened originally.I know that's obvious to everyone here, but it should be obvious to everyone in the story too, that's how much none of this happened.
>>285743363Not Sakura...
>>285750561He has no reason to bring up Itachi crying when randomly talking to SakuraYou're coping hard lmao
>>285743177>"STFU NO JUTSU"
>>285747611It's her thing.
>>285743396missing-nin != deserters
>>285743374>and then I forgot about itsauce is unintentionally hilarious
>>285743374>Tobi: Completely legit else my name is not Madara Uchiha.
>>285747261And he has yet to learn that Jiraiya died.
Naruto characters in heaven: Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Neji, Hashirama, Haku, Rin, Yahiko, Konan, Nagato, Obito, Itachi, MadaraNaruto characters in hell: Tobirama, Tobirama's two students (Danzo and Hiruzen)
>>285742951
>>285746362Konan low-diffs.
Narusaku is banana and strawberry ice cream
>>285750505>>285751098Just to expand on that there was really no reason for itachi to torture sasuke a second time, or even the first time, because sasuke was already extremely motivated to kill his brother. That was his character's main goal since he was first introduced. But all itachi he wanted for him was to keep being a loyal glowie for konoha so pushing him to leave konoha and his friends to have his bussy stretched by Slithering Snake Cock was needlessly risky and could've easily resulted in orochimaru claiming the sharingan. You could say that this was all a ruse to seal orochimaru with the plot sword but itachi could've easily done so since oro was sick and couldn't use his arms.
>>285751859
>>285747774Neji looks like he could get random village girls pregnant with a single look.
>>285749127Based.
...
>>285742828Finally some good chaptersEXIT FagsukeENTER Sageruto
>>285751859is there even a concept of hell or heaven in naruto's universe
>>285748646It's wrong but still better than the alternative (which is letting Sasuke die)
>>285743204MOON CHE-wait, wrong daily.
>>285743437>>285743447>>285743740>>285743748You can meme, but let's be honest for a minute.
>>285752735>if you don't lay in bed thinking about your bro it means you've never had a friend
>>285752678No, there's only impure lands (the living) and pure lands (afterlife). Speaking of which, it's funny that Obito's rant was actually correct, but the conclusion was wrong. He didn't need to start war and do the matrix, he just needed to die and bang his cunny waifu in pure lands.
I can't fucking believe Obito got away with everything and also got a waifu in the end. I just hope he remains as a kid unable to feel aroused and stuck in limbo of eternal simping without getting the puhh
>>285744488Rape
>>285752735If kishi didn't want people making fun of naruto acting like a yaoi protagonist he should not have put in moments like this. I don't care how badly you want to defend their paper thin "bond" this is fucking gay.
Would Naruto like paw patrol or teletubbies more?
Is this daily healing?
>>285753254You know who was too busy masturbating himself to sleep after the gay Naruto panel to samefag the thread to 700+
>>285746362If they both brought explosives then they could have a really cool air battle. But if they prepped to fight one another Konan wouldn't even bring explosive tags, she'd be using paper seals and fighting defensively. It wouldn't be much of a spectacle.
>>285752792and the bad guys go to the afterlife as well? I hope not, that wouldn't be fair
>>285753341Deidara and Konan would make a cute bomber teamAnd Deidara always refers to her as My girl Konan
>>285753350Most ninjas get stuck in purgatory for decades or generations, which can be considered a kind of hell. You don't even get to go to the pure lands or get reincarnated all that easily.
I twirled my bean to Naruto today :/
>>285753647
Strangely Hiruzen doesn't hold grudges against Minato for -fucking a nuke-endangering a whole village-destroying half of the aforementioned village- an event where his wife Biwako died- just being a shitty speed runner of a hokageInstead he protected Naruto, gave him allowance but that entitled bitch spend it all on huffing paint. Minato’s house was destroyed in nine tails attack, he gave Naruto a whole apartment to himself.
I feel bad for editor who had to do all the tardwrangling
>>285753776That's his job
>>285753776holy shitwhat the fuck was Kishi cooking without editor-sama's involvement
>>285753256...sakon?
>>285753982He's obsessed, even with Sasukefag being banned he still mate calls him...
>>285752917>If kishi didn't want people making fun of naruto acting like a yaoi protagonist he should not have put in moments like this. I don't care how badly you want to defend their paper thin "bond" this is fucking gay.Hey, it's not like Kishi made them actually kiss or anything, like in the first chapter that they were shown interacting.
>>285751911Get a load of this retard
>>285744071Provide a link to the template.
>>285751911Take a look at this genius
>>285746362Deidara low diffs
Stop using zoomer slang like "low diffs"
>>285746362Konan actually killed Obito till billshit no jutsu. So by power scaling logic she wins
>>285754256unc is crashing out fr
>>285753725This post feels like bait but also suspiciously making a great point and I don't remember enough about the story to dispute it
hayai..
>>285754003What are talking about?
>>285745919How was it
>>285754400Why is the dumb cunt swinging instead of doing mind hack jutsu?
>>285743406Peter that's not an emotional panel, that's.... that's just porn.
>>285754400Damn, Hinata smoked her.
>>285754462Fuarking naisu. Someone died, and I'm willing to repeat it again!
>>285754610Who died?
>>285754607Hinata tried to blindside suckerkick her with Hanabi's special move but it didn't work
>>285754003>he still mate calls him...I think I've heard this before. Oh yeah!https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/284606170/#284612553 I've noticed you've just been repeating what others have said to you. Have you been thinking about that for a month and a half, Jeetsuke? Lmao that must've really gotten to you.
Oh boy. He's back
Boruto is not canon.
>>285754837Correct.
Too lazy to argue. Not worth wasting my time solving captcha.Hanabi is just a tool for Hinata's character development.DONE.
>>285754779He's learning English with your posts. Please be mindful
>>285754860Samefag
>>285754859>Hinata's character developmentResults not found.
Taking my gf AND LEAVING.
>>285754610Goggles + headband is actually not a bad look.
>byakugan princess
>>285754941>jobbing to toddlers
>>285754952
>>285747751episode 192
>>285755213Hinata should just be the village bicycle. She's useless otherwise.
>>285754916>babying women because they feel mild discomfort for three days out of the month
>>285755230hinata deserves to be pampered.
Is this chapter canon?
>>285755431Who made the fanart with Naruto? Supposed to be Raikage.
>>285743177I really dislike the 'itachi is good!' wank-writing. It would've been better if this stuff happened earlier and the purpose was left ambiguous until the effect is revealed. Itachi basically stating that he is lending Naruto his power is so lame
>>285755230
There was a filler in which Minato is alive. How did he handled Uchiha's coup?
>>285755256...by the Hidden Cloud.
>>285756246He wanted to stop it but it was already too late..... The council.....
I don't understand how Sasuke started academy at seven but Itachi was sent at war as a toddler.
>>285756422Fugaku was simply a psychotic parent who wanted Itachi to speedrun trauma so he could brag about his genius. If another war was going on when Sasuke was growing up then Fugaku would probably have done the same thing.
>>285756422Itachi was just that good
Haha I traumatized you but it was to make you stronger What the fuck is this logic
>>285755228She would have to convince her sister to let her take that position.
>>285753979See: everything after chapter 402
Itachi is evil. My point won't change.
>>285757321Aside from the "I did it for muh lil bro no cap" all his actions were plain wrong from start to finish if we ignore the edo tensei bullshit that comes later.
>>285743344L fucking mao
>>285757508And his fight fucking sucked!
almost....caught up....2 more chappies.....too.....sleepy......
I can't with this level of dickriding
What illness makes you puke blood?
>>285757643No kidding. Had to spend several entire sessions just to catch up and keep up with these threads while juggling all kinds of other stuff.
>>285746747>I thought he was playing a biwa from the thumbnailKek>>285757770Ninja cancer
Holy fuark...i will masturbate to Sakura now.
>>285758418Why?
>>285757643
>>285758853are you gay or
>>285758996I just don't get what is so erotic about the picture you posted
>>285754885She's clearly not the same character from part 1.
The reply count decreased compared to previous chapters, not counting shitposting. What happened? Was is Itachi's power.
>>285760011We only hit post counts that high when a certain poster gets triggered and crashes out. There's a few topics that he will get turbo autistic about and argue endlessly with new and unknowing anons for hundreds of replies. Recently it was Sasuke Vs. Killer Bee, which is bound to happen again when the fight is posted. Other topics that get him started:>Jiraiya Vs. Orochimaru>Itachi Vs. Jiraiya>Hanabi Vs. Raikage>SasuSaku shipping>Sex>Women>Being openly gay>disliking Indiansprobably a few other things I'm missing.
>>285744579>Why all these stupid fucking decisions as soon as Yahagi left?You say that as if there weren't plenty of retarded decisions even while Yahagi was calling the shots.>>285750209Kishi editor until chapter 402/before Pain's Assault arc. We also have to thank him for Sasuke's and Sakura's existence.
>>285743730The "canon explanation" is that the trauma from that night was so severe that he "repressed the memory" and "lost" the ability for years. Just the usual Kishi Uchihawank/Sasuke faggotry.
>>285760395Anything related to Sasuke (by extension Oro) and Hanabi (by extension Sakura/sex/women) basically. Painfully obvious.
>>285761080I mean Kishi is completely retarded. Impossible to tardwrangle him to the point of writing something coherent. (though I think cutting Akatsuki Supression short was something the editors forced? That was actually awful)
>>285761221Akatsuki supression was awful as is, more pages wouldn't fix it.
>>285746322>It annoys me when people on here pretend like they wouldn't have made a good coupleThat's because they don't have shit like >>285748409 pointed out. They have more screentime as part of Team 7, but most of the time they're talking about the Sauce, talking for story progression or even negative development.>>285747905>People who don't see that Naruto and Sakura could've been together are lying to themself. Shippuden was setting it up in that directionPart 1 has Naruto becoming increasingly fond of Hinata while later acknowledging something brewing between his teammates after the Tsunade arc. The only thing he managed to understand about Sakura was how much she loves Sasuke, and he pretty much hasn't ""wanted"" Sakura since the prelims.>when I finished the showYour mistake was watching the dumb anime.
>>285761289The worst part is that the final Hidan and Kakuzu fight sucks. It has other issues too, but not having them suck would be the easiest way to improve the arc.
I won't be dismissive to NaruSaku fans and instead would ask three questions like1. Which character aside from Naruto should sakura have end up with? And if you can't please explain why they should've ended up together and if it would've benefited the series reputation or would you rather have her be single or would you be simply glad that NaruHina and SasuSaku became canon at the end of the day2. How would you describe the relationship to Naruto and Sakura? Would describe it as true love at its finest waiting for the Knight and Princess wedding one day or do you think it's a friendship between the two where they might have feelings for each other but ultimately are just friends at the end of the day and they still do care for each to the point that Sakura is Naruto's true best friend3. If NaruSaku did become canon who would the relationship be as adults? Would they always be there for each and loving and cuddling or would it be highly toxic to the point Naruto regrets marrying her, would they have kids? Would Boruto and Sarada still exist if so they wouldn't just be siblings but also have different powers, strengths and abilities>counter argument.They brought out the best in each other as a general sense.
>>285757738>I can't with this level of dickridingJust you wait.
>>285761799Naruto would have been better if it ended without the pairing chapter since it didn't even fit with the manga. The shipping stuff felt artificial and forced. You are reading the wrong manga if you think this hard about romance.
>>285758996>are you gay orReading Naruto does run the risk of making you more gay. The men are more attractive than the women. First you joke about Naruto and Sasuke, then you argue ironically how gay they are, then you start shipping it unironically, then you post about how sexy they are.not me of course, just making observations haha.
>>285761799>1. Which character aside from Naruto should sakura have end up with?Rock Lee.
Where is Sakon?
>>285762274Inside Kankuro's puppet?
>>285762308Kek. Where are the others?
>>285743406
>>285762274Who?
>>285757770>Lupus>Lung Cancer>Tumors>Blood Clots >Ninja AIDS
