Which seat are you taking? Imaging the stench at seat 5
>>2857463067 for maximal leg room
>>2857463067Some of these bitches are disgusting, and I want space to react if they try approaching me
Why are those brats putting their feet on seat 10?
>>2857463065 for the purposes of reproduction.
>>285746306My dick says 10, my soul says 5.
>>285746450Your dick shouldn't be saying anything, this entire plane trip is sexually repulsive
>>2857463063, leave me alone
>>2857463065 can't be that bad right? I don't remember either of them being that bad. But if my memory is failing me and they indeed stink bad then 2 it is.
>>2857463063 for window.
>>285746306I unironically want 5
>>2857463065 100% assure a double blowjob, but anything else is dubious, any other seat leave things to chance.
i'll jump out of the plane and commit suicide.i hate women
>>285746737Lol, chud
>>285746306It would be weird to sit right next to someone I don't know when there are still gaps left, and 7 would be more normal than 3 since I wouldn't have to squeeze past someone.
>>285746608>>285746669Disregard whores, acquire window. This is the true path.
>>285746649I haven't read newer chapters of Watamote but remember one of the very first chapters has her not showering for days because she thinks hair grease will make her hotter lol.
>>285746491If you're a faggot, sure.
>>2857463066 so I can play with Rin’s twintails from behind the entire flight
>>285746306Bad chart. Every seat is supposed to have a serious downside, which is what makes the choice hard and meaningful.The best seats here are clearly 3 or 7 (if you want a quiet flight) or 5 (if you're a proper otaku who can bond with Konata and experience the joy of raising a likeminded daughter by including Tomoko in the conversation).The rest are shitwives.
>>285748470I assure you I am quite fond of women
>>285746306So like, what's the downside for seat 5? The absolute worst that can happen is that they don't talk to you and you have a silent flight (as God intended).
5, easy.>>285746382If not for Piper from ZZZ having her shoes on, I'd swear this was made specifically with the intention of attracting footfags.
7 because I don't like talking
>>2857463063 obviously. It's the only one next to a window.
>>2857463065 in my dreams, 7 in reality
>>2857463065. Konata would be very fun to talk to and I don't know most of those bitches.
>>2857463065.Too easy.Just talk with Konata about otaku shit until Tomoko feels confident and she joins in.
>>285746306The driver's seat.Then I drive the bus off a cliff!
>>285749995>baiting Tomoko into having a spergout on the bus by saying wrong or inflammatory shit
>>285746306>Window seat AND Mutsuki3
>>285746306which seat is Chris Hansen hiding behind
>>2857463065, easy