Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirChapter 406: The Key to the FuturePrevious chapter: >>285789177Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
>>285814935>hey Ibiki I'm gonna capture a rain ninja and send him to you inside a gourd frogWeird thing to say to a person
>>285814935Those dudes have cool drip, but the sandals kinda ruin it.
>>285815139How does he know?
>>285815174>supreme pervert>grew up around Tsunade>intelligentHe would definitely know her sizes.
B&W in a bit
Thank you DumpQueen!
>>285815291Btw did he stop smoking? What a bitch
Boring chapter
>>285814962THEN WHY NOT GET AWAY AND DELIVER THE MESSAGE YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCK
What is the major difference between Part 1's writing and Part 2's?
>>285815351Weakling nicotincel, dishonoring his sensei like that.
I love my wife Sakura
>>285815264>>285815291>>285815317>>285815340Actually a well done moment, probably because he had to shikawank but still
>>285815729The only canon bust measurement in the entire series.
Good boy, OP. Didn't wait to post the black and white like your normal lazy threads.
>>285815369Jiraiya had to die for attack on Konoha to happen, his presence alone is Akatsuki detterent.
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>>285815947Daily thread progress:+294 more days of Naruto+43 days for Samurai 8+39 days for Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth+1 day for Minato One-shot+10 days for Naruto Gaiden+293 days for Naruto anime filler+81 day for Boruto manga+14 days and increasing for TBV manga+293 days for Boruto anime+700 days for Naruto Daily restartEstimated daily finish date: December 9th, 2030
>>285815082Temari about to become a cuckquean.>>285815369Jiraiya had a death wish. He could've realized the real Pain wasn't there simply by looking at the body he captured, since apparently all the bodies were random people Jiraiya met in his life.
>>285815672No you dont faggot.
>>285816107Keep that disgusting whore Hanabi away from me. The only woman for me is Uchiha Sakura. Mother of Uchiha.
I almost feel bad for this obsessor. He really spends his entire time calling out to some faggot nobody cares about lol
>>285815057>>285815082new sex goddess just showed up
>>285815584>He could've gotten away and told this info to you himself>but he literally chose to fucking die so he could be cryptic and permanently scar me for no reason insteadIt's even stupider when the characters acknowledge it too
>>285815057>"Smartest" shinobi in Konoha needs lecture about how to decipher secret codes.
Hag breeding
>>285816391You don’t get it. He HAD TO know who pain was and he would never figure it out without checking again.Now with him dead and them having his cryptic message, they have gained a HUGE advantage over the Akatsuki.
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>>285816634feet
>>285814962>naruto freaked the fuck out at tsunade last chapter for getting jiraiya killed only for the frog to openly say he got himself killed despite having the chance to escapeWhy even do that last chapter if you're going to overwrite the emotional strife next week? It isn't like there is an emotional gap between Naruto and Tsunade that has to be overcome now nor is Naruto apologizing to her for what he said. She just got bitched out for something that wasn't her fault and nothing is done to make up for it nor does it carry over into their relationship into the future. That is just humiliating for her character.
>>285815057>>285815082I want to cum all over her glasses so she can't see anything
>>285814962>Just torture the fuck out of this random rain goon who might not even know anything, do whatever you want with him and then toss him into the forest of death naked with hands chopped off
>>285815234>contributed more cannon fodder to the nationThe most useful kunoichi in Naruto right here.
>>285815264I don't read Bort, is Asuma's daughter relevant in Shikamaru's life at all
>>285815340Chapter ended well.
>>285816803She’s not relevant at all
>>285814962Jiraiya's death was pointless as fuck>>285815003Shizune literally looks like a female here.
>>285816791based, nation needs more child soldiers, not jobbaichis being dead weight to the teams
>>285816857*female Sasuke
Which death was more pointless. (As in why the fuck did you die - pointless)Jiraiya’s or Ace’s?
>>285815082not-so-subtle shikawank for the first time in a while
>>285816901>Ace’sWho?
>>285815027>>285815057>>285815082>ShikaTemafags want me to believe their couple is the most developed shit in the story when Kishi literally created this character to be his love interest only to be (probably) stopped by an editor who told him fans already liked Shika with Temari.Also, you know Kishimoto SUCKS at this because nothing Shikamaru did here was worth earning Shiho's affection.
>>285815109>>285815139>Reusing this joke sceneLAZYmoto
>>285815340>naruto-senseihttps://archiveofourown.org/works/66738160>Naruko Uzumaki is tired of dealing with her annoying gennin student, Ritsu, and wants to get rid of him.>So, after a talk with her girlfriend, she comes up with the idea of getting rid of him through a bet that she was confident of winning.>She lost.
>>285815234How many months has it been since Hidan and Kakuzu?
>>285815234>TARDruto doesn't know about pregnancyThere's a small chance Naruto thought Hinata was just fat while carrying his baby.
>>285815264>That child will one day be my studentNot only did this mofo stole Kurenai from team 8 but also her child from having any real bond with this.Kishi is really treating Shika like a spoiled Son.
>>285815291>>285815317>>285815340>Shipfags would unironically tell you that this moment would be inherently romantic if Shikamaru was a girl
>>285816997Enough
>>285815947>>285815340Arigatou, OP!
>>285815340Haha, wouldn't it be funny if Naruto never got a genin team?
>>285816803No, lol.She's a novel merchant like Fugaku.
>>285816901Ace. Something good at least came out of Jiraiya dying the way he did, Ace just got himself killed for nothing, making all the sacrifices made to save him pointless.
>>285814962G-Guybros?
>>285816849>>285817089Shame
>>285815340>Kishimoto NEVER bothers to develop Naruto as a leader>Jumps from Genin straight to Kage because of that one of comment in the chunin examsI hate kishi so god damn much
>>285816698I don't think it cancels the previous dialogue. Naruto's reaction was still natural and Tsunade still agreed to have Jiraiya go there (begrudgingly). She's not at fault but Naruto finding someone to criticize as a form of coping, even for only a bit, makes sense.
>>285816513Well he doesn't know about ciphers. That's not his job.
>>285815340If only
>>285815139I miss Jiraiya, being funny AND competent is an interesting combination.
>>285815139I just noticed Jiraiya is wearing a normal Konoha headband there
>>285816803She's the hottest character in the Naruto world
>>285815234plap
>>285817028>but also her child from having any real bond with thisWhat? He's saying he's going to step up and mentor the child because Asuma wont be there for him. It makes perfect sense
>>285817205
>>285815340Good chapter. The Pain arc really picks up the pace.
>>285817202His red tears aren't on his entire face so he's clearly younger.
>>285816513it’s for the reading audience
>>285817241That and Tsunade is still wearing Hashirama's necklace
>>285817272Kakashi is also smaller. Jiraiya is obviously bigger but not that much.
>>285817205I like her eyes
>>285815234What did Kurenai even do as a shinobi besides get humiliated by Itachi and knocked up by Asuma
>>285816977Lord Seventh
>>285815317> we no longer have the luxury to grief.CALL HIM “the big faggot who freekills people”!
>>285817325And she looks good in ritual form
>>285816857she looks cute, imo
>>285817212I don't care if it makes sense, Shikamaru already got too much favoritism and Mirai doesn't even get to be relevant to him and vice versa beyond this sumbolism.
>>285817394I meant female Sasuke there.>>285817411*symbolism.
>>285817205What if Shisui but girl
>>285817454and a worthless jobber without plot eyes
>>285817454So, useless?
>>285814962This is completely retarded. The second Jiraya realized that Pain is using a dead ninja as a puppet, he should have been gone. There was zero need to confirm that the other 5 were also ninjas he knew, that has no tactical significance.And Tsunade is still at fault for sending him out with zero support. Ms "every team should have a medic" couldn't be bothered to even send a shitter like sakura. There's no risk, she could have just been on standby in the toad jar in case of an emergency.>>285815165> tad worrieddon't tell me he STILL hasn't gone to comfort Naruto>>285815291Shikamaru does not deserve to play it cool here. Naruto is grieving quietly, not rushing out to battle and dragging his entire team into a suicidal revenge mission. The message is fine, but holy fuck have a little humility.
>>285817493Jiraiya went out on his own. Amazing how people try to put blame on Tsunade.
>>285817467That's just regular Shisui.
>>285817537Kek. Uchiha are such worthless jobbers
>>285817160The nardo we could have gotten.
>>285817537Danzo was so based
>>285817352Can't believe she converted to Jashinism.
>>285817537Why didn't he do this while fighting Sasuke?
>>285817658Sasuke was stronger than SHITsui.
>>285817658Because filler is stupid
>>285817658Badly written plot armor. Sasuke should have died to Danzo
>>285817537Is this from the anime?
>>285817778No, I made it
>>285817634They make some great beer-glazed spareribs at their BBQ feasts
>>285817778No it's the radio drama
>>285815291>Not being an orphan, I know what you're going through
>>285817055There's no candid dialogue here or deeper meaning, you disingenuous retard.
>>285817493Having a teammate would've hindered Jiraiya more than anything. Notice how Shikamaru gets told not to help Sage Naruto against Pain later for that reason.
>>285815830I still don't get why Kishimoto made the guy who would croak weeks later put a baby in Kurenai, that's just unnecessary tragedy
Hiashi won.
>>285818091I do not see the correlation between both. Also barely twenty chapters into the series we get told that those who abandon their friends over the rules are worse than scum, but Shikamaru at least had an excuse during Pain's assault since he broke his leg while shielding Shiho.
Samefagged thread as always. Looks like you ran out of things to talk to yourself about, jeet. You're literally just regurgitating phrases and topics and making the same complaints. These threads should be used as reference for what artificial traffic looks like.
>>285815139The ULTRA coolest!!
>>285818316Long day at school, bud?
>>285816901The guy who died over a yo dad joke lmao
>>285818261Arbitrary "they're too strong, don't jump in!" shit like Jiraiya told Naruto during the Sannin fight
>>285817537>no diffed by a one-eyed one-armed old manKWAB
I'm so tired today sisters
>>285818549Sleep tight my student.
>>285818035Point being?
>>285818628Must be weird for Sasori to feel hungry again after all those years
>>285818091I fucking hate that moment because it establishes naruto as the strongest ninja in the village but does not get held to its place. >nardo should have became hokage after the pain assault
>>285814962Did he say all that before Naruto stormed out and shit on Tsunade or is this another meeting?
>>285818743Nardo is a retard and Hokage should go to the most competent person, not the strongest.
>>285816857>>285816879Better not let Naruto see her like that or things might get weird
>>285818659That (you) are a dumbass.
>>285818743Naruto becoming Hokage after the assault and then a timeskip that focuses on the eventual fight with Sasuke would have been a better way of handling the final stage of the series than what he ended up doing
>>285818659Just ignore him. He is always angry at everyone in these threads but won't stop posting in them anyway. It's always the same guy being a sour cunt.
>>285818743Nardo was being a selfish prick by demanding to fight Pain solo in the first place. He wanted the satisfaction of taking down Jiraiya's killer and didn't want anyone else in the village stealing his revenge, and his hatred blinded him from the reality that he was biting off more than he could chew.
>>285814962>No one but jiraiya-bου could've gotten as far...True since Guy would've solo'd them.
>>285817778No, it's from storm.
>>285815340Nice, a Shikamaru chapter where he actually says something good and isn't glazed for thinking and breathing at the same time
>>285817241>>285817272Never noticed he was younger, I thought it was just an error when I saw it in the anime
>>2858169975-7 months
>>285818816Are you too new to remember that one NaruInofag who kept bringing up that one off scene of Ino saying she should be more concerned about cheering for Naruto than worrying about Sasuke (Sakura Immediately does as she is told despite Ino going on to shit on Naruto for being up against Neji LOL) as some big validating scene for the ship?
>>285817537Is he casually pulling out his eye and implanting it on himself?
>>285816997You make it sound like Hidan or Kakuzu got her pregnant
>>285818995Yes.
>>285817537Danzo is just strong
>>285819017They should have desu.
>>285818549Imagine being Jiraiya and transformation jutsu into being her sleeping bag, sounds comfy
>>285818982I don't know what's that about and I don't see the correlation either, but either way, no. If anything, that's more pro-SS and anti-NS than anything.
>>285819182The point is that the shipfag was trying to make it seen like Ino had somd deep, nearly romantic, care for Naruto.Because of that one scene.Why would this not also Apply here with Femshika?
>>285819216Oh no yeah, that's retarded for sure.>Why would this not also Apply here with Femshika?Because there's no candid dialogue or character development being showcased in the scene? It focuses entirely on the future and you don't see either opinion's of each other improving, and Shika still keeps using his "this is a drag" attitude even though he did well.
>>285815057>>285815082Hmmm
My name is Sasukefaggot. I hate these threads, and I don't particularly like any posts in them. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore /nart/ general and kill a certain someone.youtube.com/watch?v=bxsNGXsEW28
>>285817801You're really good anon
I've read countless posts on the archives as well as on reddit saying how so many teen girls drool over adult guys. I've masturbated to some of these posts. So I'm like fuck it why not get me one? I'm 23 and a virgin. I want to quit my construction job and focus solely on getting a High School gf for a year. I'm gonna create profiles and a tiktok absorb all the current High School trends wear all the drip brush up on my ebonics. How do I break into the social sphere of High School? I'm thinking of going after girls with that really vulnerable helpless look to them. The really insecure ones. Tease them a little be like "Shit I see y u being clowned on the daily" type shit. How can I go about it?
>>285817523Imagine simping for a make believe hag like this.>>285818091Which is why I said keep her in the toad until needed. There’s no justification for sending him out alone, especially when Tsunade’s whole thing in her first arc is being adamant about sending a medical ninja on every mission.
>>285819061
>Kiba thought Choji was the weakest of their retrieval teamAm I wrong in thinking that choji would've done a lot better against Sakon and Ukon? Aside from the weird DNA ability shit.
>>285816295It is quite sad
>>285819840>Am I wrong in thinking that choji would've done a lot better against Sakon and Ukon?Yes. Choji would have been handled easily.
>>285819878Bullshit
>>285819892He doesn't have the balls to self inflict a life threatening injury, and he's huge easy target.
>>285819911I said aside from the DNA mumbo jumbo, can you retards even read?
>>285819852yup yup. sasuke obsessor is pathetic. that's why we call him sasjeet
>>285817202He had a different one?
>>285819964>if a character can't use their main ability would they loseWhat a retarded argument, he couldn't even beat Kiba if that were the case.
Hope Sakon just got banned and will return to us
>>285815082reminder she disappears after this arc with no acknowledgement of her relationship with Shikamaru
>>285818854That scene activated some neurons
>>285820104I didn't make an argument I just asked a question. My goodness you're stupid as fuck.
>>285815340>>285815947TY superior OP!
>>285820355You asked a stupid question and got an answer you didn't deserve. Projecting dumb fuck.
>>285819387You're giving these people too much credit desu.
>>285817001Naruto doesn't know what sex is and Hinata is too timid to explain it to him.I think Hiashi had to break out the turkey baster for Boruto and Himawari to exist.
>>285820234ramen will be back from getting cigarettes any day now bros
>>285817137if Naruto respected her at all he would apologise for his outburst. she is the Hokage at the end of the day
>>285820370Yeah I deserved better than your answer. you're right, retard.
>>285816977this better be /ss/
>>285819840Kiba only had pre-roided Choji to base of so he was objectively right.>Am I wrong in thinking that choji would've done a lot better against Sakon and Ukon? Aside from the weird DNA ability shit.The Twins counter Choji when more than they do Kiba lol.
>>285816678
>>285818875He would have died, wasting the eight gate against a couple body doubles.
>>285817205>>285817224>>285817325>>285817454>tomboy loli kunoichibe still, my beating heart
kek the Sasuke obsessor is so pathetic he thanked himself like 10 times and had to do it again after someone mentioned his gay crush
>>285820431*way more
>>285820454Don't lump me with the schizo.
>>285820491schizojeet...
>>285820412>ask stupid question>surprised when you get a stupid answer Not very bright, huh?
>>285818870there was nobody else in the village who could've done better save Tsunade, but she was totally gassed out from expending all her chakra to save people from their injuries. ...and Guy, who wasn't allowed to fight because 8 Gates trivialises everything in this series
>>285815340Thanks for making him seethe OP!
>>285819878>Kibabro btw
>>285819758Hidansis... that's cold
>>285820532Tsunade should have been a battery for Kakashi and he could have spammed his MS
I did not care for Groomeraiya.
>>285815264>Sorry, no can do. Asuma made me swear to this.>cut to Shikamaru PLAPing pregnant Kurenai
>>285820522No, you're not.
>Part 1 Naruto doesn't know what chakra is>Part 2 Naruto doesn't know about natures or pregnancy>The last Naruto doesn't know how tell romantic and platonic love apart>Adult Naruto doesn't know how to run the economy and nation, needs Shikawank to baby himDid this retard slept through all the classes he ever had?
>choji kills himself after taking his meme pills>retards think Sakon/ukon win by infiltrating his bodyHuh? They would die just like when they tried it on Kiba.
>>285820601I wish it was a Tsunade-Naruto tag team. they got almost no bonding time together in the series, that was an opportunity to show how close they are.
>>285820690You're ignoring 2 things:>They can nullify this by just getting out of Choji's body.>The pills won't kill them faster than Choji, and Choji had those for HOURS
>>285816780Tsunade regrets not murdering Yahiko, Nagato and Konan when she had the chance. She's just as much as a murder hobo as Orochimaru, but hides behind the rules.
>>285820621this reminds me how Team 10 didn't even tell Edo Asuma she was pregnant when they fought him in the war.
>>285820760Because Asuma already knew this, those were literally his last words that he whispered for Shikamaru.
Who to trust, some retards, or a multibillion dollar ai created by the smartest minds on earth...
>>285820803Those pills couldn't even kill Choji after a full fucking DAY
>>285820803>google gemini>>>>multibillion dollar ai>>>>>>>>>>>>>created by the smartest minds on earthAnon..
>>285820801they also don't tell him it's a girl, or what her name is.
>>285820825Well we don't know how long it takes ukon to aids someone to death
>>285820854Because Mirai was born after the war.
>>285820689He's an orphan Anon, one who had to relate to fucking Jiraiya to understand the concept of a father and fucking Sasuke to understand the concept of a brother. Naruto isn't your normal kid; his childhood was ridden with shit.
>>285820883It definitely shouldn't need more than a day, but even then either of them should just stab Choji rather than just go on with it.It's gonna do more harm to him than them anyway.
>>285820886you think Kurenai hadn't considered a name before she was born? you think ninja medical magic couldn't tell what the sex of the kid was?
>>285820690Retard
>>285820923Ever considered that Kurenai either didn't tell them about the ultra sound or just didn't do one in the first place?
>>285820760Speedreader...
>>285820803Lol. Lmao. We have some grade A retards in today's thread.
>>285820950warehousejeet detected
>>285820933Seething kibawanker
funny
>>285820989>Kiba out of NOWHERE
>>285820946Shikamaru is implied to visit her every day. or at least several times a week. there's zero possibility he doesn't know.
Who?
>>285818854>>285820343ffuuuuug
>>285820343Sasori knew what he was doing>>285820580>Hey baby, wanna have an abortion a month from now? I'll bring diving goggles and a harpoon
>>285820689He clearly knew what pregnancy is since he didn't seem confused or ask when told that. He's just retarded enough to think she was hospitalized for being fat.
>>285821215Did you post this?>>285818854
>>285820448>>285816634
>>285821215Hidan would be disgusted by abortion and see it as a waste of a baby that could be born and sacrificed to Jashin. He's pro life
>>285821277Yeah. I like them as sexo crackship>>285821289>pro lifeHidan is very pro death, but you might be right about the sacrifice part
>>285820803You know, I think there's zero doubt from anyone in these threads about Choji being able to break free from Kankuros puppet if he was captured, Sakon on the other hand. Tayuya feet.
>>285820343Why do kunoichi leave their toes bare? Isn't this a tactical liability? What if they stub their toes and it hurts and they can't run anymore?
>>285821426You could ask the same thing about almost every male ninja in Naruto
AHHHH...!!!!! WHERE?? WHERE!?!!? NARUTO'S FEET? WHERE?! I'M OBSESSED!! I WANT FEET?!
>>285821426Kunoichi distracting you with the lewdest part of their bodies
>>285816303>>285816755I can't believe you guys are actually attracted to this throwaway gag character are we deadass???
Funny!
>>285821417That wood came from Hashirama's wood style btw.
>>285821426I wonder if Kishi originally planned for just kunoichi to wear open toed shoes but I think he may have made them gender neutral just so people don't start asking questions
who?
>>285821417Choji would lose to Kankuro's gas bomb instead.
>>285815057>>285815082How old is she?
>>285821611>make himself 100ft tall so he's not breathing the gas
>>285821632Then he'd just get stabbed by the poisoned blades.
We got a dedicated Chojifag now?
>>285815196Naruto's feet and soles.
>>285821658Sakon would have died 5 minutes ago
>>285815291Lol is this supposed to be an emotional moment between them?>you have depression everyone is depressed you're no special niggaLmao. So funny
>>285821693Ok? How is that relevant?
>>285821719This is the same guy who was rather to throw his friends at the meat grinder for revenge.
>>285816953Bro you can't be serious Kishi has Shika explicitly implied to have dating Temari at the start of Shippuden while this character is DEFINITELY meant to be a gag character with additional purpose of stuff like shikawanking >>285816907You thought this character had a chance of being used for developing Shikamaru's love story are we deadass???
>>285821719Men have lower emotional intelligence than women. Don't except them to be understanding.This is why men's suicide is so highMen don't support each other, women aren't interested in doing the emotional work for them.
I am all alone
>>285821783>Kishi has Shika explicitly implied to have dating Temari at the start of ShippudenNo it wasn't, that was Naruto's headcanon.May as well say Naruto was dating Hinata off screen after pain because Kiba said he was showing off to her.
>>285821417Choji would get speared by the puppets
What filler is a must watch?
>>285821783>ZERO meaningful interactions or dialogue in part 2>Tsukuyomi dream is literally them breaking up/deciding to actually become a thing>"Bro, they were dating"
>>285820234I haven't been banned, the past weeks worth of chapters have just been really lame.
>>285815234So what do students do when their teacher gets pregnant like that/just fucking dies? They get assigned to a new teacher?
>>285821868You're not wrong.
>>285818875>>285820451I think there's an argument to be made that the Six Paths of Pain could defeat Guy before he could reach the Eighth Gate, but honestly I don't remember how long it takes him to go through them.
>>285821890Probably, but Team 8 are already chunin, they no longer need Kurenai's guidance.
FUNNY
>>285821868Do you like Sasuke?
I will never be alone again because I love my wife Uchiha Sakura
who
>>285821868Oh boy, can't wait for this thread to turn into shitshow because you announced your presence.
Choji beats Kiba
>>285815234How Naruto is so dumb? He's 16 and never saw a pregnant women? No one gave him the talk?
>>285821923Not really, no.
>>285821990What about Itachi.
>>285821984>No one gave him the talk?Anon....
>>285822013No. I think the reveal he was secretly a good guy all along was annoying too.
>>285815775>>285815808>>285815879Fuark, Naru-chan is so fucking hot without his headband. I want to FUCK him
>>285821720It's just as relevant as whatever you were trying to achieve here>>285821611
>>285821868Good to see you
>>285821868NaruHina or Sasusaku? The answer will determine how I will treat you from now on
>>285822023What..?
>>285821836Speared how? This is kage level
>>285822096Real niggas know it's NaruSasu
>>285822096Narsak bitches.
>>285822157Damn thats a bigger feat that Hiruzen vs Orochimaru. I kneel.
>>285822096Sakon died from ninja aids after that question
>>285821868>the past weeks worth of chapters have just been really lame.Honestly, the daily has just reaffirmed my position that Shippuden is just largely boring compared to Part 1
>>285822072The post above tried to use the argument of Choji breaking Kankuro's puppet as a gotcha, so i said Kankuro could deal with him in another way.How well Choji does against Kankuro is completely irrelevant to how he'd deal (or rather not) with Sakon and Ukon.
>>285822096He already said he prefers NaruHina but his real ship for Naruto is NaruIno.
>>285822157>Kage level>Tanked and lifted by a Chunin level fighter.
>>285822286>NaruHinaWhy do we hate sakon again....
>faggot shows up>thread turns into talking about himWeird how that happens.
Which games would he play?
>>285815291>That Naruto face in last panelI choose to believe he's irritated
>>285822331Because he's a drama fag and the threads are always annoying when he's around. Likely samefags a lot.
>>285822224Anons always complain about Temari leveling a forest but forget about GOATji's similar feat
>>285815879People will read this and say that Naruto's best friend is Shikamaru. Kekw
>>285822157Kiba thinks he's stronger than this
>>285822390He's too stupid for any games.
>>285822073>>>285822096NaruHina, but NaruIno would've been my preferred pick overall.
>>285817658Sauce has Susanoo
>>285822429The first storytime made me have the stance that the power scaling was already incoherently broken by mid part 1 and no mouthbreather has ever convinced me otherwise.Asuma is WAY weaker than these supposed chunin level goons going by feats.
>>285822320Jirobo's earth dome was devastating, near kage level feat if you think about the characters who were being contained in the dome
>>285822414yeah... unlike you...
>>285822457He played cards in one-shot
Jirobo couldve solo'd Itachi in all honesty
>>285815317>>285815340Why is Shikamaru so based bros?
>>285822587Case and point
>>285817181and pervert, the arcs and the gags when he try to sneak peak was the best. Until the prophecy of Jesus second coming shit.
>>285822473Your lurking had me a lil worried. Glad you didn't slip in the shower or something
>>285822371>>285822414yet you can't shut up about him either
>>285815139It shows like Jiraiya was Kakashi sensai, after all they both perverts and strong.
>>285822913>past few threads don't even mention him>reeeeee you can't shut up about himLol. Dumbass.
>>285823024I meant how you started complaining about him the second he showed up.
>>285822837I appreciate the thought Hidansis, there's just not a lot to talk about right now. I do think last chapter with Naruto was pretty good, though.
>>285818995That happens quite a lot in this series.
>>285823207Nope. But I did point out how the threads always go to shit when he's around. Sorry that hurts your feelings. You're proving my point btw.
Comfy thread
>one half of the nine tails is more powerful than the eight tailsWhat was the sage of six paths THINKING?! I mean the 8 tails is weak enough, then you have Shukaku who's pathetic
>>285817160It would be more interesting than bort. It could be slice of life where he learn responsibility and maturity. But all we got some Alain-ware
>>285823346You're a weirdo with a crush on a namefag on an anonymous forum and you go full tsundere on him every time he posts. Think about that the next time you accuse someone else of causing drama.
>>285823222Nice trips bro. Yeah, I liked the last chapters about Naruto's grieving too, but couldn't find much to talk about in the chapters before that
>>285822096Sasuke being shipped with anyone except naruto makes no sense at all.He either should have been alone or married with a woman outside of the village that he met in his travels.
I love Uchiha Sakura
>>285823634The projection is disgusting with this one. Nobody likes your faggot. Sorry that hurts your feelings.
>>285817089>She's a novel merchant like Fugaku.Fugaku is relevant in something?
>>285823765All he needs to do is post literally anything and you come, seething in response. You dance to his tune without him even trying to play one. You really are his little slave.
>>285816901Asuma
>>285823671My headcannon is sasuke during his redemption journey, formed a harem cult of women under the uchiha. In some random village he stumbled upon.And he becomes a hippie guru in the cult of the uchiha.
>>285823879Didn't read. U mad. Nobody likes your faggot. Lol.
>>285823716This is canon btw. Sasuke LOVES Sakura!
>>285815369You don't understand anon. Jiraya needed to die to get naruto to learn sage mode and whatever his stupid philosophy was. Because, of course, a powerup that not only grants you access to unique jutsu but also greatly increases your physical strength, speed, chakra and let's you replenish your chakra by just standing still doesn't sound good by itself. You need to associate it with the death of a loved one to really sell the idea.
This isn't even an edit. He really said this. SM is a thing in the Narutoverse
>>285819740Okay but what could she do? He lost an arm, you don't heal this
>>285823945>didn't readMy bad. Literacy is often taken for granted in the developed world.>nobody likes your faggotExpect you
>>285821868Nice to see you again jobber. Thoughts on Naruto's depression?
>>285824055Nagato was probably a fan of it.
>>285816977>naruto >ever having vaginal intercourse with a woman who doesn't turn into sasuke with transformation jutsu
>>285824069>still responding Nobody likes your faggot. U mad. Lol
>>285824069>misspellingowari da...
>>285820803I find these AI tend to overestimate the popular characters.
>>285823671Sasuke is more suited to be alone. There's no such thing as love in his life. I don't see him loving Sakura at all.
>>285824066>He lost an arm, you don't heal thisKakuzu begs to differ>>285824101>Know pain! Almighty PUSH (and almighty pull out)
I love Sakon and hate homophobes. Like Tayuya
>>285824188Kimimaro...
>>285824108You've given Sakon more attention than anyone else here, Mr. Tsundere. I'll leave you alone to think about that now.
>>285824272U mad lol
Another round of:>Posts hardly going over a sentence 99% of the time.>Spout the most shallowest replies just for the sake of saying something. >All talk like clones of each other.You're so fucking lazy, you dumbfuck jeet.
Naruto is so hot
>>285820407The situation is very serious right now, I don't think they're too focused on that.
Extremely tasty, so fucking good. Would eat dozens of onigiri with his sweat sauce
I am so glad my friend Sakon is well. These threads are not the same without your presence. I am not alone.
>>285824370We know, Gaysukejeet. You're the biggest non-heterosexual in here since you have literally spammed your gay porn collection when you got mad and called a woman a man.
>>285817205She sure is hot but Chou-Chou is hotter
>>285824393I was gonna be severely homophobic right now but I thought about it and if it was a girl, I would eat it too.You are approved.
>>285824429>Sasukejeet if he wasn't a loser in school and fired twice and wasn't a pedo.
>>285823634Ever since finding out Sakon has a boyfriend, the schizo has been acting rather... thirsty since then. Now he makes samefagging posts talking about how hot the boys are in this manga.
>>285823539It makes sense if he just divided the 10 tails 8 times. Kurama would be 50% of juubi while Shukaku and Matatabi would be like 0.3%.
>>285824383he had several days to sit around brooding. he had enough time to have a fireside chat with Shikamaru.
>>285821495>>285815196
Hottest naruto character of all time
Who is the funniest poster in these threads?
>>285815027Was there really no better way for Jiraiya to do this? Like take one of Tsuande's slugs which acts like a sentient telephone with him or something? This all feels so convoluted.
Why is Naruto drinking beer here, isn't he 12 here
>>285824778I almost thought that was Tentens feets
>>285815057Another very obscure character. Maybe not as obscure as the cat lady or Asuma's bald monk friend, but still.
>>285815082I don't get it, what did Shikamaru do here to make her fall in love with him?
>>285815109>>285815139Goddamn Kakashi is a manlet
>>285818854Not that doujin...Also what's up with his mouth
Should have made an afterparty thread. Goodness gracious
>>285824882I really wanna have sex with him and i really want all that , i want him to eat me out like he eats that bowl of ramen and fuck my pussy so hard.
>>285824836if you mean funny as in funny to laugh at, then it's the tsunderejeet no dispute, not exactly lolcow level but still
>>285825040Why is Sasjeet larping as a female now?
>>285824892Take the Kishimoto pill, all feet are good.
>>285825065True, though he's almost too tragic to laugh at. I meant who is the most intentionally funny.
>>285825040Tsunade-sama
>>285824882>>285824892fuark I miss brat naruto *smooch*
>>285823218Omg Cheza and Kibaaa
>>285816295The poor guy just can't move on.
>>285815221>>285815234>>285815264>>285815291>Shikamaru is the one to console Naruto out of all the Konoha 11, not someone like Hinata or Sakura or even SaiGod I hate this self insert piece of shit character so much. >>285815675It's a fucking terrible moment, lmao.
>>285825040You can have Naruto and I'll have Sasuke
which part 1 fillers I should watch if I like BRATruto?
>>28582163117
>>285818948>where he actually says something goodNo he doesn't, he's a retarded hypocrite who says Naruto sulking is bad while he almost got himself killed for trying to attack the S class members that killed Asuma. Naruto was genuinely acting smarter than him because he stayed inside the village instead of running to the Rain to avenge his master.>>285817230>The Pain arc really picks up the paceKek, you're a deluded moron with shit taste.
>>285825090Too hard to swallow, I like pretty princess feets too much
I want to lick Konan's belly button piercingshttps://files.catbox.moe/v1mkdd.png
Anon was RAPED and BETRAYED by the Pain arc
>>285825211Who?
>>285825365Even if you believe Shikamaru was "canonically" suicidal with his revenge attempt, that doesn't make anything he says in this chapter wrong. They have a future to protect. Naruto can't just die alongside Jiraiya. Shikamaru's pep talk is actually good. The only weird part is how Kurenai doesn't interact at all with Naruto.
>>285825263>not someone like HinataShe doesn't even know Jiraiya is ded. SHARTKURA. SHARTSAI, SHARTKASHI on the other hand....Especially Kakashi. Minato was there when Obito died. He knows the pain of losing someone. Still this mfker just went ummm shikamaru please go and check on this fagget. (read in granny voice)
>>285818979What the fuck did Naruto and everyone else in Konoha do all this time? When did the Itachi pursuit mission even happen?
>>285825378Asked?
>>285825370Needs blue bush
>>285825370There's a lot of things I'd like to lick
>>285825367Shawty's like a melody in my head
>>285825425Who?
>>285825161
>>285825433I'm gonna edit it and uncensor it
>>285825515
>>285825405>Naruto can't just die alongside Jiraiya.He's just sulking a little bit after his sensei died. It's nothing that dramatic.
>>285825515The last time Kishi drew him he was looking american
funny...
>>285825561Well he's not focused on the giant and crucial task at hand, so he clearly needed a pep talk to get back to work.
>>285825569
>>285825540Nice. Please post
>>285821215Are you a natural blonde? Can you post your natural hair color?
>>285825572It still doesn't make Shikamaru any less of a shitty character, and there are still other characters who would've been better used for cheering up Naruto here.
>>285815340This chapter makes the previous one where Iruka was the person that was supposed to comfort Naruto feel really pointless.
>>285825708Such as? Go ahead, pitch your idea. I don't think it's fair to trash Kishimoto for a fairly good chapter without giving specific alternatives.
>>285824092It's as well done as it could be considering the circumstances. Bringing Iruka in to help him out of the slump was really nice to see, too. It was a good reminder after the Sasuke chapters that I genuinely do care about these characters despite everything.
>>285815682damn, why shikamaru always get the best chicks.
>>285825739Kakashi or the ones >>285825263 mentioned. It's honestly kind of funny how Kakashi immediately went to talk to Sasuke after his fight with Naruto at the hospital but he couldn't give a shit about Naruto after he mouthed off at Tsunade and became extremely depressed.
>>285825841None of the Konoha 11 have something going on with a dead teacher/father figure and a child (future) to take care of.Kakashi has dead friends but still doesn't fit as much as Shikamaru here with the "we have to become the sensei now" angle.
>>285815057Another rinnegan haver, how many are there...
>>285825823Is she really supposed to be only 17?
>>285815852i get it, no milf is safe when self-insert shikamaru is around.>>285815947thanks op.
>>285825872>None of the Konoha 11 have something going on with a dead teacher/father figure? Neji and Sai literally do. >Kakashi has dead friends but still doesn't fit as much as Shikamaru here with the "we have to become the sensei now"Yes, he does. He literally became the sensei.
>>285825564watch those woke twitter fags "uhhh manga was made by asian so every actor must be asian" go batshit after the trailer is released and Naruto or Nate as they will call him is played by some no-name white blonde american boy because budget is small
>>285825913that kinda ruins her charm. not sure how much is canon though.
>>285825572Naruto wasn't going to decipher the Code even in the happiest day of his life.
How do they know Naruto's name?
>>285815264Another sharingan haver. Interesting.
>>285825944New rinnegan user
>>285825924>Neji and Sai literally doWhy did you crop the rest of my sentence? Neji has no baby to raise. Neither do Sai. Sai in particular lost a brother, not a father figure.>Yes, he does. He literally became the sensei.Kakashi is ALREADY the sensei. He's an adult. Shikamaru is Naruto's peer, making the argument of "we have to step up my dude" more convincing coming from him for Naruto.I know Shikamaru hate is at an all times high and for understandable reasons but it's really silly to hate on the most warranted and reasonable Shikamaru scene ever written.
sasuke is so cute sitting on his evil chair
>>285825971He's going to help decipher it so...
>Sasuke was gonna be a loner>kishis editors demanded he find new squad mates, karin, jugo, waterfagidk if that was a good decision tbqh, but seeing him have to be revived twice against Bee was nice
>>285826078
Canonically handsome characters (they're praised for their looks or have others crushing on them)>Sasuke>Kakashi>Shikamaru>Neji>Gaara>Minato>Dan>Yahiko
>>285826067>Why did you crop the rest of my sentence? Because it's irrelevant, you braindead retard. You don't need to have a "baby to raise" to try to console someone who had a close one die. Having a teacher or parental figure who died as well is enough of a reason to relate to them. >Shikamaru is Naruto's peer, making the argument of "we have to step up my dude" more convincing coming from him for Naruto.No, it doesn't. You can easily change that argument to "you have to step up like I did" and barely anything would change. Christ, you're a moron.
>>285826137Didn't ino start to crush on nard
>Iruka is Naruto's brother fig---ack!!
>>285826227No, that was filler
>>285826137>Gaarawhen this happened?
>>285826227She rubbed that one out and was over it.
Some female gushed on Naruto and Hinata while blushing at them in one manga special
>>285826255Matsuri and Yukata
>>285825660This is my natural colorhttps://files.catbox.moe/c44gy5.jpg
>>285826137Sai counts too I guess
>>285826067>Neji has no baby to raiseMIRAI ISN'T EVEN BORN YET
>>285826154>Because it's irrelevantIt's not. The baby to raise is the entire point of the talk no jutsu. Iruka gave him the talk last chapter (and Iruka also lost his parents btw) but Naruto was still depressed. The baby angle is what's necessary to give him some more drive to move forward.>You can easily change that argument to "you have to step up like I did" It's not the same. Kakashi stepped up like 15 years ago. Shikamaru did right now. Kakashi has always been a dependable adult and sensei to Naruto. Shikamaru was Naruto's peer, and the first of his generation to talk about "stepping up" like this. It's actually quite significant for Shikamaru to be saying these kinds of things at this point in time.>all these gratuitous insultsYeah I'm not even going to answer you anymore, like that >>285825365 anon as you get irrationally worked up over discussion of a children comic book, repeating the same shit over and over without adding anything to the discussion. Merely a reminder that this board's quality is dipping fast.
>>285826299this proves nothing. show us the hair down there.
>>285826299Gonna need to see those roots
>>285826255
>>285826389Shikamaru is not going to actually raise Mirai with all the missions he will get as well as being too busy taking care of his own kid whose 3 years younger than Mirai.
My wife? The most beautiful and caring and best smelling character? Why it's Amaru of course
>>285826411it's fun because he was way cuter as a little emo schizo.
>>285826430Shikamaru isn't becoming a father. In this chapter he's announcing his intention to become a mentor figure and try to make up a little for the lack of Asuma in that baby's life. It's a very straightforward, very reasonable "there's more to do for those who come after us" angle.
>>285826477Then Neji effectively becoming Hinata's mentor also counts, no?
>>285826477nigga, with sasuke being gay, shikamaru is plapping more girls than any other character in this manga.
>>285826522That's a parallel I thought about in my previous post but it still doesn't hit the same as A BABY NAMED MIRAI kek. It's a bit on the nose on Kishimoto's end but it works imo.
Sai seems like the kind of person to cheat on Ino because he never considered that he had to be loyal, he just thought he could go bust a nut with whoever he wanted without issue.
>>285826389Yeah you're right I overreacted lol, sorry
>>285826611>talk no jutsu works on fellow anonsMaybe Kishimoto was onto something...
>>285826592>Someone who was literally groomed from young age to be loyal>Cheating>When he has no sex driveAnon...
>>285826592Ino seems like the type of person to be mad at first, but understand that her husband is autistic and forgive him.
>>285826659What is Sasuke thinking here
>>285826685and cheat on him later.
>>285826677He was already unfaithful to danzo, he has a history
>>285826724She'd cheat on him and get mad when he doesn't care.
>>285826592Kind of discussion I see on twitter when butthurt sasusaku shippers need their daily ship validation by shitting on other ships always naruhina or inosai. cal ino lesbian too why not
>>285826812I'm never on twitter because I'm not mentally ill so I don't know what the hell you're talking about
>>285826700>does he know?
>>285826825>I'm not mentally illwhy are you here then
>>285826747sexo. miss deidara
sniffff
>>285826862I got lost on the way to the leather club
>>285826659>>285824882>>285815900Why Kishi's art went so downgrade? I know I replied to a manga page post where assistants helped him but characters also look a lot cleaner
>>285826800shikamaru, choji, naruto, shiho, kiba and iruka are so lucky...
>>285826965I think war still looks fine
>>285826972*shino. shiho too, why not. and those two guys too, if she's really in a bad mood.
Imagine Sasuke and narutos final fightIt ends in a drawBut Sasuke is extremely buttmad and grabs a kunai and slits his own throatNaruto desperately tries to stop the bleeding with only one arm, is in full panic modeHas to live the rest of his life knowing he drove Sasuke to suicide
>>285826989When was the last time either of them used kunai or shuriken at all?
>>285826299You're from europe and some anon a few threads ago said they're from Krautland. Are you aryan?
>>285827035Last night
>>285826989>But Sasuke is extremely buttmad and grabs a kunai and slits his own throatcompletely out of character. the fanfiction site is that way.
>>285827113What about the time Kakashi had to stop Sasuke from killing himself, retard?
>>285827156it's just an expression, how autistic can you get?
>>285827197>it's just an expressionProve it
>>285826394My pubes are brown, just like my eyebrows. But I'm shaved right now>>285826396https://files.catbox.moe/00xojb.jpg>>285827045Yeah, I'm german>>285826872Same
>>285824882naruto is alcoholic
>>285827220he didnt kill himself.>but kak-did nothing save spew some bullshit, like usual.
>>285827238>I'm germanHidansis is aryan confirmed
>>285827254>>285824882Kishimoto prefers drawing kid Naruto. Why? Is it because it's easy to draw? Or because Kishi considers him his creation aka own kid and subconsciously don't want him to grow up??
>>285827389Cutest nazi https://files.catbox.moe/ccglvj.jpg
>>285825433>>285825620https://files.catbox.moe/7kscob.jpg
>>285827911Nice! Thanks
>>285827645I'm not a nazi. Though the uniforms are hot>>285827911Godspeed anon, this turned out great
>>285826989Why post psychotic fantasies that read like a secondary's understanding of the series?
>>285826137>ShikamaruNobody ever praises him for his looks
>>285827156>>285828069A second retard
>>285825263Shikamaru is the only one in that group who has gone through the same thing Naruto is going through. what would Kiba have to say to him? or Lee? The only other one would be Choji but Choji is a fat retard who doesn't care what happens as long as he has food. and he isn't really all that close with Ino.
>>285828275Answer the question.
>>285825944the other option is her being a cake lusting over a 16 year old kid
>editor left at 400 chapterimmediately bad trope choises afterwards. >ressurection of popular characters >questionable plot choises like naruto meeting his mother, sakura confessing to naruto. naruto ignoring hinata's confession >long dragging war arc
>>285826411suna kunoichi...
>>285825263It should have been Tsunade or Kakashi. Tsunade would have made the most sense, considering it was her teammate and she's been through multiple losses throughout her life. Kakashi also lost the 4th Hokage and Obito(in his mind) so it seems a bit forced Shikamaru ends up being the one to support Naruto.
>>285828360just like tsunade and naruto, which is the best ship btw.
>>285828342>Lee?Lee has parents?
Had a dream of a better ending. Sasuke and Naruto had a fight. Sasuke wins and fucking kills Naruto. Sasuke becomes Hokage.
A cute
This was a good thread
>>285828853What did you like about it?
I love Naruto.
>>285828894>good chapter>good discussion>sakon came back>it remained comfy, despite sasjeet being present
>>285828996>good chapterNah>good discussionNothing especially interesting about it>sakon came back(You)>it remained comfy, despite sasjeet being presentOnly you bring this faggot up. You're obsessed.
>>285829038>it remained comfy, despite sasjeet being presentI take it back. You're already pissing me off again
>>285829136Hi Sakon. You're the only one who uses reaction pics and glazes yourself. Be less obvious.
>>285821894>I don't remember how long it takes him to go through themHe can activate it instantly
>>285821894If the Pains are all spread throughout the village, Guy is at a good disadvantage and Pain just needs to wait for him to die out.
>>285829152Kek. His samefagging is pretty obvious. There's always an uptick in posts when he comes around. Nobody ever mentions him in these threads anymore.
>>285829152Still calling me a man? Can't stop thinking about Sakon's penis?
>>285829004who is the artist help
>>285829228I don't think about you at all. Nobody does. Sorry you have to force yourself in threads to feel relevant.
>>285829239@papipupekosan
>>285825420>What the fuck did Naruto and everyone else in Konoha do all this time?missions
another successful thread
>>285829284>you have to force yourself in threads to feel relevantOh, the ironyWhy do you only have eyes for Sakon? I know you can feel our soul tie, you avoidant loser. Don't pretend to be gay like that
>>285829384Again, nobody mentions the faggot unless he forces himself in threads. You can cope and seethe however you want.
That one anon said it best - Sakon is like that guy who peaked in HS and comes back years later expecting everyone to care about him lol
>>285829441
>>285829423I'm not seething anymore, I just wanna have some fun with you. Let me get up in them guts. I know you want it too
>>285829441Kek. Definitely struck a nerve with this one.
>Sakon shows up>sudden increase in faggot commentsHmm
>>285829584If you're concerned about faggotry, why are you avoiding my pussy? I'd bang you like a screendoor in a hurricane
>>285826980>..IS DITTO GABBY CHATTERBOX MA, RIGHT?!Wut? Kill americans!!!
>>285816901>principallyAce's. Jiraiya's case was that of an old man staking his life to solve a mystery to save his hometown, whereas Ace's case was that of a young man throwing his life away over a petty insult from a powerful sworn enemy. Sure, he saved Luffy, but it's only due to messing with Akainu that either of them were in danger to begin with.>characteristicallyJiraiya's. Ace having an impulsive retard moment can be attributed to being a high-test young buck of ordinary intelligence. But Jiraiya was an experienced prodigy who could've walked away with a victory for Konoha with what he already figured out, and been there to help solve the mystery at home and fight for Konoha when the time came; and yet, when he should've arguably known better, he didn't.>narrativelyNeither was pointless. Although neither of the two had to die, they both died paying the price for putting their weight behind what and who they believed in against the odds, permanently elevating both them as characters and their respective manga.
>>285829702>why would you avoiding a foid obsessed with attention on an anonymous Armenian bushwack cutting forumSuch a mystery.
>>285829584Tsunderejeet...
Does anyone actually know why this guy is so obsessed with "jeet"?
>>285829441>That one anonLmao thay was you, jeetshitter. And let's not forget this classic (this triggered you).
>>285829812Why are you so bothered by the word "jeet"? Is it because you're...
>>285829812Who?
fuark I wanna fuck fuck fuck NARUTO UZUMAKI so bad. I've been catching on and spend 20 minutes just downloading and cutting panels. he's so sexy.. rawr.
>>285829812Probably self hatred or something
>>285829760You're giving me all the attention I could ever ask for, schizhomie. Just admit you wanna be sandwiched between Sakon and me
>Girl shows up>The schizo becomes disgusted and keeps thinking about menStill ain't beating the faggot allegations, Currysuke.
Well at least the thread was comfy for awhile. Someone should make an afterpartycontainment thread for "all" these personalities.
>>285829833We know, Jeetsuke. So what is this gay persona you're using to build up more replies called?
I still find it interesting how these namefag personas are all circlejerking and can't stop mentioning jeets
>>285829812He'll never answer this. He'll just double down and do his stupid Cathy Newman routine
>>285829875The after party threads where every time you get pissed in them all the posters in the daily disappear momentarily?
>>285829905Stop noticing anon, it's not safe.
I love Sakon.
>>285829905Who?
>cocoa with milk and sugar>5 buterbroads with kolbasa and pomidors>strawberry flavored ice-cream>ramen with kolabasafuark. time to read naruto chappie. europechads reporting in.
>>285829905Just like how all of you love zealously defending a confessed pedo? Kek.
>>285829913Lmao
Top panel is Sasjeet with insecure underaged girl. Bottom panel is Hidansis with Sakon.
>>285829907>do his stupid Cathy Newman routineCalled it
>>285829907>>285829925>same exact vocabulary as the pedojeetKek.
>>285829812Genuinely curious. This obsession is very odd.
>>285829968>Getting very protective over someone who admitted to pedophilia You personas would never survive in a courtroom. Although, all of you are samefagged posters, so it can't physically happen in the first place.
When I first saw sasuke I thought he was a girl. It was a massacre flashback. i was twelve back then and didn't know anything about aneme
>>285829968>Cathy NewmanWho?
>>285829925Very dangerous indeed, everyone who is not a namefag is a jeet LLM apparently
Sasukejeet, all the stuff you're saying is literally things people have said to you. You're just acting like a tape recorder, you goddamn monkey.
>>285830022Ahem >>285829913Care to explain?
>>285830020Here's how it works:Anon makes a statement. Obsesser responds with>why are defending the guy I can't shut up aboutIt does not matter what the statement is, without fail, he'll act like you brought up the "jeet" that he's incapable of shutting up about.
Haven't seen a Sakon meltie in awhile. Must be his day off.
>>285830055Who?
>>285830026It's literal projecting
>>285830026 (Me)And not only that, half if not most of these things were directly said to the Sasukejeet -- full mask off and replied without personas. So why are you people who are a supposed to be different using them?
Any explanation for this guy's obsession?
>>285815900>we no longer have luxury of griefwe just spend a whole tankobon glazing and grieving Itachi our fucking king and two chapters of Jiraiya's death who tf cares. funny 4th wall moment
>>285830089Yeah, he thinks he can say anything and automatically be right because the second he feels cornered he can just pull out the "why are you defending a le pedophile?" card.
>>285830089The jeet was buckbrolen by Dailyramen amd never recovered and now has a crush on Sakon to compensate for Dailyramen's absence.
Sasukejeet. Do you like Naruhina? It will determine how I will treat you from now on.
>>285830101You are defending a pedophile. He confessed to it.
>threads have been normal for days>Sakon shows up>back to usual shitfestHuh.
>>285830117>He confessed to it>My source? An anonymous postKek
>>285830117You are defending a faggot. He confessed to it.
>>285830102>buckbrolenbuckbroken* my autocorrect failed me, but at least it's a sign of me being a human and not a bot (Like Hijack OP/Jeetsuke).
>>285830121Stop noticing!!!!
>>285830142Sakon the Seether lol
>>285830121Tsunderejeet...
>>285830135>>285830140>Still fighting for a pedophile you don't even know and said he hates you allThese motives for these personas will NEVER make sense, jeet.
