Volume 44: Senjutsu HeirChapter 411: Eight Tails vs. Sasuke!!Previous chapter: >>285919171Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285406345/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
I love my adorable student Boruto
>1m40s latePathetic. I thought we were aiming for a more consistent schedule?
>>285942167This page could have been Sasuke buttfucking Naruto and it would still be less gay
>>285942167Actual faggots
>>285942191Why is Jugo still wearing that random curtain even after he got an Akatsuki cloak.
Name a more iconic romance moment in shonen
>>285942187It better not be a Greek-style teacher-student relationship, Sasuke.
>>285942257God, Karin is so fucking annoying.
>>285942160kill yourself narutard
>>285942167Why is Kishi catering to fujoshits?
>>285942267It can't be beat.
>>285942236>>285942257>why do you want to capture me>I don’t have to tell you>proceeds to tell him everything
>>285942167>I wear my Sasuke charm close to my heart, right above my cock-and-balls necklaceStill can't believe this exists.
Is there any reason for why Tobi gave Sasuke's team some Akatsuki hoods instead instead of the normal cloaks?
>>285942309>Why is Kishi catering to fujoshits?It's been fully intentional since chapter 3.
>>285942257>I knew he wouldn't let himself be used as a pawnYeah, Karin...
>>285942370KWAB
>>285942267Hanabi and Kumogakure
>>285942167Putting the gayness aside, it feels wildly ooc for Sasuke to wear a necklace like this at this point of the story, when he clearly gives negative amounts of shit about Naruto.
>>285942167This can't be fucking real, those pendants are edited right?
>>285942370Did he seriously just tank a head-on kick like that? Kek, that's embarrassing.
>>285942398NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>>285942267Easy
>>285942406>This can't be fucking real, those pendants are edited right?Nope! 100% original color title page.
>>285942422Isn't this traced from One Piece?
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>>285942422I never notices that this could be Zoro inspired
>>285942352>>285942370>barely flinched when saucekeks weak legs kicked himLmao
>>285942281Karin hurt Bee more here than any damage he took in the entire rest of the fight.
>>285942422>Has 7 blades>Doesn't actually hold any of them in his hands
>>285942475Bee bout to give this boy a whole new set of holes.
>>285942167Gayest fucking shit ever.
>>285942451Sonic stance.
>>285942395>Putting the gayness aside, it feels wildly ooc for Sasuke to wear a necklace like this at this point of the story, when he clearly gives negative amounts of shit about Naruto.It was a movie promotion. Still, giving Sasuke the Naruto necklace was an extremely queer choice, in more ways than one.
>>285942167Anyone who saw this cover and kept reading this manga is a FAGGOT
>>285942167Look at that Uchiha low t beta chin compared to a CHADzumaki's gigaCHAD jawline.
>>2859425081-0 for B
>>285942422>Zoro is pretty popular, let me do that but super fucking retarded
B&W later
And now it's time for OP/Schizosuke to samefag his thread to oblivion. Expect:>The same talking points lazily copied from the previous threads>Wacky phrases>Wacky phrases in all caps>Posters only able to talk about one topic and one topic only, never more than one at once despite chapter replies reaching 30 and up>Everyone sounding the same>Schizo OP getting mad at all this being mentioned and using the term "obsessor" and pretending multiple people say it>And also seething over people he hates while still pretending to be other people >While lusting over scat/feet/piss pictures>AND getting mad at the word jeet being used
>>285942553I literally can't tell what's supposed to be happening in this sword clash
>>285942576...and 2-0 for B! ARIGATO, OUR SLAVE!
>>285942576BTFO
>>285942576ACK
>>285942585It's simple. Bee blocked Sasuke's Chidori sword with his own Raiton-channeling sword.
>>285942194It's way more consistent than any of the previous OPs lol >>285942576Thank You leader!
>>285942576Wish I was around to see the weekly reactions of Sasuke getting fucked up by Killer Bee
>>285942576Yeah, this looks pretty retarded and lazy in both the anime and the manga. I don't get how he was able to stab Sasuke with all those swords like that.
Grimbut also Yugito upscale
>>285942167almost looks like sauce has perky boob
>>285942621>way more consistent than any of the previous OPsNot good enough! They should be as punctual as I am arriving on a sex date with a Kumokagure man!
Why didn’t Sasuke’s dumbass use Genjutsu, actually does he ever fucking use Genjutsu with his superior eyes outside of trying to use it on the strongest Genjutsu user?
Is Bee the thread favorite? He seems like the most popular character by far in these dailies.
>>285942709Not really lmao, it's just 2 or 3 people constantly shilling him.
>>285942701He tries next chapter and gets BTFO'd since Bee ain't falling for cheap Uchiha tricks.
>>285942709What can I say, the man's B-ased!
>>285942734>starting this schizo shit while we are having a comfy threadAnon please>>285942709I also love Bee. He was a breath of fresh air after the manga spent too long as the Sasuke show.
>>285942422this looks really stupid
>>285942474Karin looks like a white version of one of his students so you can see how it'd sting, Karui Karin
I would like Bee more without the cringe rap
>>285942873You fool, it makes him endearing.Imagine fighting the Akatsuki and all you can think about is your shitty rap album. What an autist
>>285942267Gou slapping Chichi through a building
>>285942844
>>285942660how is bee not on the same tier as itachi and jiraiya
WHO THE FUCK IS HANABI!?
>>285942660At what point does "Kage level" stop being impressive?
>>285942352pathetic
>>285942957Live tier list. Bee hasn't shown anything that impressive and Sasuke go weaker since he lost his mark
>>285942660There is no reason to have different versions of same character on the list, just keep the one at peak and remove others
>>285943007Itachi vs Sasuke
>>285942836I gave Tay the pass to say this. Hands off the report button. But if you see Kidomaru saying it jump his ass. That lil bitch is Mexican.
>>285942422>>285942451>>285942475>>285942508>>285942528>>285942576
>>285943007All of Taka besides Karin is supposed to be Kage level at this point and they're all getting their shit pushed in simultaneously.
>>285942990I know right? An irrelevant literal who of a character. The whole Narutoverse would be better off if she didn't even exist.
>>285943067I disagree. If a character stayed the same and then unlocked a new form, then I will place them separately. But for example Bee here, I won't be making distinctions between his forms, since they're just part of him from the start.
>>285942908>it makes him endearingIt makes him insufferable.
>>285943095Why are Suigetsu and Jugo just standing by instead of jumping him?
>>285942167>>285942203>>285942213>>285942353>>285942395>>285942509Wearing necklaces isn't gay. Stop projecting.
>>285943095The animators did this scene justice, that fighting style looks so much better in motion. Also more clean and readable animation compared to modern epilepsy-inducing "sakuga".
>>285942422>can't lift left arm>can't lower or extend right arm>can't lower or extend right leg>all he can do is waddle at you on one foot, which he can't defend at all, or roll forwards in a perfectly predictable arc>>285942508>AHHH My future-predicting sharingan can't see this guy's movements HELP ME ITACHI ONII-SAN
>3 kage level characters and one of the best healers in the series get their shit pushed in by one single personI can really feel the powercreep setting in.
>>285942474He only fled when he got hit by amaterasu not karin's insult.
>>285942422Killer Bee-sama I kneel I squeal
>>285943205>errrrrrrrrm the 8 tails shouldn't btfo sasuke's lackeys because he shouldn't
>>285942576PINCUSHIONsuke...
>>285942167GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
>>285943231literally not even using 8 tails power yet.
>>285943095Hidan low diffs Sasukek
>>285943205>suigetsu and jugo>kage level
>>285943207>>285942167They're perfect together :3
>>285943265Sasuke already beat Deidara who was stronger than Hidan.
>>285943205That's a comically stretched definition of "kage level"
>>285942352Gee, he didn't even flinch properly.
>>285942576OH NO
>>285943077What about Konan?
tsunade would beat suigetsu jugo and karin
>>285942576KWAB
>>285942370>Sasukeks want me to believe B wasn't playing around
>>285943282...as friends.
>>285943253Yeah this was a clean 1v1 (which Sasuke lost)
>>285942422Tenten should've adopted this fighting style.
>>285942836>>285943311>ai slop>racism Fuck off
>>285943311>it wasn't even the Tayfag to begin with>and now he's impersonating a Konanfag
>>285942508>>285942576AIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>285943268>>285943297The shit both of them pull off later definitely makes them kage level.
>>285943296Deidara beat himself
>>285942553>>285942576>Quotes Muhammad Ali >"No guys i swear they are actually okinawans!"
>>285943410>can't injure Bee>can't injure the RaikageThey didn't do anything that makes them kage level.
>>285943410getting blocked my obito's arm?
>>285942701He used it in the last chapter against that goon to gather intel.
>>285943321...with benefits.
>>285943204>HHH My future-predicting sharingan can't see this guy's movements HELP ME ITACHI ONII-SANItachi had to retreat from this attack too, lol
>>285943414Oh I forgot about this one, pass granted.
>>285942990Kishimoto...you created her...
>>285943422He killed himself because he lost.
>>285943205Sasuke no diff'd Suigetsu and Jūgo without really trying. If Bee is clapping his cheeks then realistically there's nothing they could do against him.
>>285943268First time you used this pic without saying dumbshit.
>>285943336Sasuke was not expecting to get blocked and left himself wide open.
>>285943460Nope. They're straight.
Sasuke would've done better if he had the curse mark here desu.
>DP'd by B and Raikage like a champYup, that's my boy.
>>285942873It's kind of corny and one of those weird worldbuilding things
>>285943474Why did the anime cut this?
>>285943551>Sasuke would've done better if he had the curse mark here desu.Yeah, but he would have been fucked once the full Hachibi came out.
>Sasuke's taijutsu and physical stats are already powercrept this early.Damn, to think he was once able to take on multiple jonin tier fighters.
>>285942209SHUP
>>285943517Nah, he's still a retard
>>285943486It was a tie afaik
>>285943610Don't ask for logic in fujo pandering.
>>285942576>Obito actually trusted this to do Akatsuki's job
>>285943620The only thing Kage level about Suigetsu is how much of a meat shield he is to blunt attacks.
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>>285942422wait its 7? I always thought it was 8 blades.
>>285943517
>>285943653>>285942576Arigatou, OP!
>>285943665>wait its 7? I always thought it was 8 blades.The 8th is the Hachibi chakra mode.
>>285943628>one dude loses and kills himself>the other dude walks off>tieDeidara...
>Juugo is kage level guise!Literally a Kiba victim.
>>285943642kisame could've captured bee at any time but I guess this was yet another instance of obito acting purposefully retarded and delaying madara's plan because he wanted to groom sauce into being a terrorist edgelord
>>285943686Naruto plapped her before Hinata
why is Sauce gay fighting a nog nig?
>Hebi is never formed>Obito sends Sasuke to hunt B alone>Sasuke dies>rez'd by Kabuto in the war>final battle is Naruto vs Edo-Sasuke (with EMS from implanting Itachi's eyes post-rez)
>>285942167The chapter hasn't even started and it's already extremely homosexual
How many gates would Lee need to make base B flinch?
>>285943706Deidara just wanted to put on an art show at that moment, the fighting was already over
>>285942167Totally not gay.
>>285943781>The fighting was already overWith him losing
>>285943762Would Naruto forgive Bee for killing his boyfriend?
>>285943754Obito promised him the tailed beasts in exchange and he just accepts that and never questions it. Even though he never wanted the tailed beasts before and it gets in the way of his going columbine on konoha.
>>285943795Sasuke fled like a bitch>>285942576KWAB
>>285943607Kishimoto did away with Sasuke's taijutsu since part 2 and made him just ninjutsu, kenjutsu, and eye hax focused. Which is a shame.
>>285943769Weightless part 1 Lee already packed more of a punch than current Sasuke.
>>285943095>>285942508I love how Shitgan gets pushed in.
>>285943781>the fighting was already overBecause he lost kek
>>285943809I think he would. Both as a character and because one of the themes is revenge=bad (unless it's Shikamaru, of course)
>>285943809He'd try to because of his ninja way or whatever but he would struggle a lot to do so and probably never fully forgive him.
>>285943178Wearing necklaces is fine but wearing a necklace of another man (who is not related to you) as a man is gay.
>>285943841That's first gate Lee
>>285943848Truke
>>285943818>FledYou mean evaded Deidara's suicide attack?
Why Naruto is so comfortably with an old man(frog) to rub oil on him....??
>>285943870That's actually Lee with 4 gates.
>>285943305Sauske looks very feminine
>>285943889Yeah he ran away
>>285942576AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME KISHIMOTO UCHIHAWANK ME AIIIIEEEEEE
>>285942576Itachi put his faith into THIS LOSER???
>>285942267Ahem>>285942167
>>285943923I'm sure Sasuke would've kept fighting if Deidara was still alive after the explosion if his fight with Itachi is anything to go by.
>>285943916>even with the gates Lee couldn't make Gaara bled like Sasuke did later on in the chunin exams
>>285943762>with EMS from implanting Itachi's eyes post-rezWhy would he need EMS as a edo tensei?
>>285942689>>285943557This was canon in the novels where he gets the mangekyo
>>285943959Well yeah, the sand shield is good against Blunt force but weak to piercing/lightning.
>>285943918>Sauske looks very feminineAlways has
Massive luck propelled Sasuke through his encounter with Deidara but Killer Bee happens to also be a pretty fortunate individual and we're seeing that Sasuke's lucky streak is running out
>>285943973It was very convenient for Sasuke to discover his lightning affinity right before that match
>>285943841>Fails to land a single hit on armless Deidara while having back upHe's gonna need a few gates just to have the chance to touch B though.
>>285942660Why is animal path so high
>>285943988Mikoto and Kushina being friends will always be such dumb fanservice that went nowhere.
>>285942709Yup yup. It's evident by the speed of the threads when it's a Bee chapter.
>>285943999Lightning being strong against earth is still extremely stupid
>>285944017It's fucking broken
>>285943762terrible>>285943915this is hilarious though
>>285943096>All of Taka besides Karin is supposed to be Kage level at this point>>285943410>The shit both of them pull off later definitely makes them kage level.When was it ever implied or demonstrated that Jugo and Suigetsu are Kage level? All they got was some passing lip service from Pain and Kisame before getting their asses kicked for the rest of the story.
>>285943962Idk, I actually don't know if a resurrected Uchiha with MS is immune to the eyesight degradation. I lost interest during the war arc and didn't pay attention, gomen.
>>285944040Based on what, the dog?
Narufrog.
How accurate is this?
>>285943178>Wearing necklaces isn't gay. Stop projecting.Anon how about you explain to us why wearing a necklace that matches with your best friend necklace isn't gay then ?
>>285944085End result is accurate at least.
>>285944053I get the Suigetsu glazing because he kinda "tanked" B's bijuu dama, but Juugo has absolutely nothing.He's kind of like a middle ground between Suigetsu and Karin, being both a brawler and a healer but being a master of none just makes him underperform compared to the other two.
>>285944085A more canon assortment of manga panels has never been made.
>>285943716>kisame could've captured bee at any time but I guess this was yet another instance of obito acting purposefully retarded and delaying madara's plan because he wanted to groom sauce into being a terrorist edgelordCorrect. Obito didn't know that Kabuto would show up with an elite zombie army so he thought that he needed Sasuke.
>>285944116>By the war arc Juugo also gets offensively mogged by Karin because of the uzumaki chains
>>285943969>canon>novels
>>285944036That's how japanese folklore works.
>>285944085Jiraiya wouldn't need sage mode to stomp Taka but otherwise accurate.
>>285944057Sasuke got shrunk. This was his last moment before permanent residence in Naruto's foreskin.
>>285944131It's amusing to think how fucked Obito would have been if Kabuto didn't show up. His Zetsu army would have been handled easily and he never would have got the 9-Tails chakra.
>>285943969>This was canon in the novels where he gets the mangekyoAnon Kishimoto did not write novels it not fucking canon stop using that as source material for fuck sake.
>>285943999>it was very convenient a character to get stronger when they were given time to train before the next part of the exam
>>285944131>AU where Kabuto never approaches Obito>Zetsu whines that they need Madara, gets denied>Obito goes "I have the Rinnegan, AND Sasuke bro, this will be easy.">Both of them get trounced and they never even get the Gedo Statue going
>>285944031Why does something have to go somewhere for it be included in a story?
>>285943994
>>285944085That a 100% accurate genjutsu illusion Jiraiya would be seeing after being hit by genjutsu.
>>285944085>Kick that blinded one Pain body but didn't put him down>Somehow rips open Sasuke's chestIt's bullshit.
>>285944161Pokemon made sense with its strengths and weaknesses though. I think there's other Japanese works that have logical elemental matchups. I think Kishi is just retarded, what "Japanese folklore" says lighting beats earth?
>>285944252Sasuke probably is. I mean, his MS design is a dead giveaway.
>>285942709I don't know if he's a thread favorite but I like him for being goofy AND strong. Manga is more fun with characters like him around.
>>285944253Pain is built different from those tissue paper Uchiha.
>>285944183>>285944139>Fugakus thousand cock sucking eye isn't canonAnon he was a rival to the 4th hokage...
>>285943994Giant Naruto
>>285944252Japanese don't mutilate their son's dicks, so it's doubtful Kishi would have this in mind for his characters.
>>285943096>All of Taka besides Karin is supposed to be Kage level at this pointNo they aren't retard stop saying this. Again Suigetsu and Jugo do nothing kage level. They couldn't hurt Kisame, Bee, the Raikage, or Obito who could just block Suigetsu's sword with his arm.
>>285944194Is there any reason to think Zetsu couldn't have learned Edo Tensei itself?
>>285944216Because it adds more holes to the story that didn't need to be there just to connect the main characters even more.Why couldn't Mikoto at least tell Sasuke to treat Naruto nicely while they were kids?>Inb4 DanzoFuck off with that novel shit.
>>285944316Does Zetsu even use any jutsu?
>>285942167Gayer than Oro's lust for Sasuke.
>>285944328Those pore things that absorbed chakra from the kages and recharged Sasuke.Also the shapeshifting.
>>285944301No he wasn't.
>>285944320>Why couldn't Mikoto at least tell Sasuke to treat Naruto nicely while they were kids?Because Kishi wants us to believe the village simultaneously knew Naruto was the 9-Tails but didn't know his heritage...even though his name is Uzumaki...no relation to the previous Uzumaki 9-tails host.
>>285943768>The chapter hasn't even started and it's already extremely homosexualEven though it ends with Sasuke getting penetrated multiple times by a big burly black man, the gayness of this cover isn't topped. Or bottomed.
>>285944303How's the weather down there?
>>285944301When was this stated in the manga?No one even calls Sasuke Fugaku's son or "the uchiha heir", he's only praised for being an uchiha and a prodigy in his own right.
>>285944316Has he even shown affinity for learning jutsu? It'd probably take him a while unless he tracks down and possesses Kabuto.
Is it bad if I feel a strong motherly feel toward those boys? I want to adopt them and care for them...
>>285944368Kushina literally told Mikoto the name of the baby will be Naruto.
>>285942167How do nartfags take this series seriously? Imagine trying to argue that this is better than the rest of the big three.
>>285944189kek why do people always say asinine shit like this in these threads
>>285944328>>285944396No need for juutsu when you can oneshot Madara with a hand stab.
>>285944380Don't bother, this guy always baits with Fug wank because he knows it's guaranteed (You)s. Everyone who has read the manga knows 99% of Uchiha are useless jobbers, only a few were relevant.
>>285944164It's not accurate at all. Sasuke was able to dodge Bee amped with his bijuu cloak. He's not getting hit by Jiraiya.
>>285944312Suigetsu survives a biju bomb retard
Fugaku is unironically a Choza victim.
>>285944031anime added more fanservice where mikoto stood in maternity ward and watched infant naruto. felt like pandering for "what if Naruto got adopted into Uchiha household" fans
>>285944410I find it extremely heterosexual, the ones who complain about it are projecting faggots. >Insert Tayuya panel here
>>285944410But Naruto is better than One Piece
>>285944402I don't know what to tell you anon, the villagers are stupid. That's how Kishi wrote it. I'm sure he didn't put a lot of thought about Sauske and Naruto's mom's knowing each other, he just wanted to show baby Sauske.
>>285944453What's inherently straight about the necklace thingy?
>>285942167Painfully gay
>>285944453Anon...>>285942167Narusasu is an iconic gay pairing.
Did Raikage already appear?, that's when the manga starts desu.
>>285944417Not an arugment.
>>285944467He could've shown a baby Sasuke without having Mikoto and Kushina being friends.
>>285944320>Because it adds more holes to the storyWhat holes does it add excatly?
>>285944499Yep. He could have, but he didn't. If you didn't know by now, you'll learn now - Kishi is a hack.
>>285942160ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>285944424>when you can oneshot Madara with a hand stab...when attached to Obito's body.
>>285942167
>>285944439>He's not getting hit by JiraiyaSage Naruto was able to sense and dodge an amped up 3rd Raikage. Sage Jiraiya would definitely be able to land hits on Sauske.
>>285944499>He could've shown a baby SasukeThere wasn't any need to show baby sasuke desu.
>>285944471>>285944485Guitar picks are manly and there's nothing wrong with necklaces. If you've never been this close with your best friend that sounds like a (You) problem.
>>285944441So what faggot? He can turn himself to water. That doesn't make him kage level. He hasn't been able to hurt a single kage level character.
>>285944461... in retardland
>>285944577>a stronger sage was able to sense and dodge an amped up 3rd RaikageOk?
>>285944492Hinata said this.
>>285944584Weak bait
>>285944577war arc filler doesn't count
>>285944615The only weak thing here is (You) thinking it's bait. I'm serious.
>>285944604And Sauske is weaker than all those characters. He's not dodging Jiraiya.
>>285944636(You)
I just realised showing baby sasuke was Kishi's attempt to glaze Itachi from the grave again. Don't worry sasuke your big brother will protect you
>>285944461Correct>>285944593One Piss has horrendous art. I will never not be impressed how it managed to become so popular when its visual medium looks like garbage.
>>285944641He was able to dodge's the 4th Raikage's lightning clock just like sage Naruto dodge's the 3rd's.
youtube.com/watch?v=PGpwHixQqjQ
>>285944631It's in the manga schizo.
>>285944461TRVTHNVKE
>>285944723no one reads that part
>>285944723NTA it's also in the manga that sage Naruto is better than sage Jiraiya so you bring up Naruto means nothing.
>>285944428Get a load of this Senjew rodent... There is no plot without the Heavenly Sharingod Clan. Say proper thanks for carrying the entire series.
>>285944715
>>285944704>He was able to do-ACK
>>285944693>One Piss has horrendous art.One piece is also at 1000 chapter. Naruto art started to decline at the end too. Now imagine if Naruto's art when it hits 1000 chaper.Now compare lines to >>285943305
>>285942167Obligatory gay, but Sasuke literally never has Naruto on his mind?>gotta revenge>gotta find orochimaru for power>naruto chasing me, better dash>oro powerrr>kill oro>Naruto here again, better dash>now let's go recruit>now kill Itachi>itachi ded>Obito convince me>now kill konohaLiterally at no point in his post-exam life did Naruto cross his mind. why the fuck would anyone look at him wearing a plectrum of Naruto and not think it's out of place?
>>285944805Kek his eye almost pops out of his skull here. Sasuke is so lucky Gaara saved him.
>>285944818Anon...One Piss's art was shit from the get-go.
>>285944828>Obligatory gay, but Sasuke literally never has Naruto on his mind?Brother. Sasuke almost died to save Naruto at the land of waves.
>>285944492No. The BVLL hasn't appeared yet, Tsunade.
>>285944818>One Piss has horrendous art>One piece is also at 1000 chapterAnd it has looked like ugly dogshit since the start.>>285944805>Pointlessly sacrifices a limb like a retard gorillaKumo has the highest collective IQ of all villages. During opposite day.
>>285944805That's the V2 lightning clock
>>285943665The 8th is his cock.
>>285944877and he called naruto his one and only lmao. Naruto is always on his mind.
>>285944828He thinks about Naruto and his old team during this fight. It's very out-of-place. >>285944877Learn to read a post.
>>285944577Sage Naruto would kick Sage Jiraiya's ass.
>>285944828
>>285944890Who has the higher IQ, the guy who's dead or the guy who lived with a few less limbs?
>>285944919>Learn to read a post.>>285944914
>>285944828>Sasuke literally never has Naruto on his mind
>>285944953Sasuke is alive.
>>285944953the guy who lost a limb because he didn't have to do that and could have wrapped his arm in armor or something first...?
>>285944942>>285942167I honestly don't know which is gayer
>>285944984Both are extremely straight. Now shut the fuck up already, projecting fag.
>>285944984>looking at a guy is gay>having a necklace is gayWhat isn't gay to you people?
>>285944944What's with men and their fetish to cuckold each other? be friends for a minute.
>>285944973Thanks to Gaara>>285944976He was getting shit done. He had Sauske dead to right's, and it was obvious he only cared about revenge.
>>285942167Extremely heterosexual.
>>285945013>Thanks to GaaraGaara saved the Nigkage.
So Gayruto was fujoshit manga this entire time?Shameful.Mortifying even.
Kishi wanted to fuck his brother.
>Impressive, Sasuke! To think you already mastered *that* position... Against you, the Kumokagure shinobi won't last five seconds!
I thought Sakon was banned? Why is he trying to force the idea that others are as homosexual as him again? Why do fags always do this?
>>285945081>I thought Sakon was banned?Nope
Which filler was it, help. Jiraiya shows Minato his rasengan but Minato bows and excuses himself. tasukete.
>>285942352>>285942370Humiliation ritual.
>>285945097That explains everything then.
>>285945081Kek. Sakon's only relevance is being the known faggot.
Bros I don't think I can keep following these daily Naruto threads anymore, this shit is too gay for me.
カレー遁・メルトダウンの術!!
>>285942167I fixed it guys. Now you can read Naruto without any homosexual thoughts
It's not even funny. Homos are always trying to convince everyone else hat they're secretly gay inside for whatever reason. Why the fuck?
>>285942553>guy from the lightning village learned to channel lightning Shocking
>>285945166>Jewchihahttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285919171/#q285925936
>>285945098>Jiraiya shows Minato his rasengan...
>>285943937Outside of the totally bullshit sealing jar, B high diffs Itachi.
>>285943007Around Gaara vs Deidara.
>>285942709There is nothing to dislike. He's charismatic, has a cool fighting style, and doesn't have any retarded plots attached to him.
>>285945174My guess is that they know they're different and not normal, so they want to feel like they aren't freaks or disgusting, so they try to normalize their faggotry. It really does just make people dislike them.
Naruto-chan.... ugh ohhh...ah...naruto-chan...naruto-chan....naruto-chan.....uuuuoohh...a.hh...guh pant pant....yes...right there...a....hh....naruto-chan........a.hh....a.hh.h.h.hh.
>>285945270>I'M NOT HARMING ANYONE JUST LET ME SUCK DICK IN PEACE REEEEEFast forward a few law changes later>Um, excuse me, did you just FUCKING say you like pussy? Ackshually you're lying to yourself and you also want cock and if you disagree you're a closeted homoIt's all so tiresome
Is Bee stronger than Jiraiya?
>>285945287faggot
>>285945098>>285945198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RBgJZUD7o
>>285943809No.
>>285945330Contrary to what jiraiyafags yes he is.
>Another Rajsuke LLM flood thread
>being this in denial over fucking naruto of all things
>>285945393Sakon...
>>285945350There are female Naruto fans ya know.
>>285945414Wrong.
>Sakon banned or otherwise absent>now's supposed to be the time when the threads get comfy because of the absence of the supposed dramafag>instead flooded with /pol/ tier meltdowns
>>285945414kys gay
>>285945439>or otherwise absent(X) Doubt
>>285945439Hi Sakon
>>285945457Either way, I doubt he's the one in meltdown mode about homosexuals. >>>/pol/
>>285945403>NOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SERIESShut the fuck up moetard.
>>285945439>Sakon banned or otherwise absentYou're really the dumbest fucker I've ever seen. But that also applies to any tripfags.
>>285945330Its pretty close, but I think he is stronger.
>he thinks it's one personkek gays are delusional
>>285945434>>285945448I'm female.
>>285945515In your delusional larp.
I don't like Kakashi and Konohamaru having access to rasengan. It should be a heritage jutsu limited toJiraiya-Minato- Naruto
>>285945414Any bitch that was posting on /a/ regularly would have to hate herself so much that she renounced her fem card.
>>285945546What do you think about it being the reverse engineered bijudama of love?
I told you before and I'll tell you again, anyone can learn it. Even Udon or someone even more incompetent.
>>285945546this is rajsuke bot
>>285945546Boruto has the rasengan too.
>>285945496Not me. Sakon borrowed my picture, that's all. Look at the filenames. I posted it in the chapter before the aftersharty where he posted it. Feel free to find it in the archive.
>>285945613>Not me. Sakon borrowed my picture, that's all.Hahahahahaha
You complain about homosexuality, yet act so aggressively gay. What's your hangup, Jeetsuke?
>>285945613For some reason schizos here thing different people can't use the same picture.
>>285945611And he’s smarter than Minato/Kakashi lol
>>285945621Look it up. Check the filenames. That's all I'm going to say.
>>285945623Is this "Jeetsuke" in the room with us right now?
What is Kisame doing?Why didn’t Tobi send Kisame with them?Matter of fact what is Tobi doing?
>>285945569I get it Kishi. he wanted to add emotional lore to rasengan. fahter invented mother named it. son used it. But I would prefer if Jiraiya invented it. 16yo Minato or how old he was back then feels too stretchy to develop his own jutsu. Also I would prefer Jiraiya to be Minato's father. why fucking not. it's nepotismruto anyway
Is this just when he gets off work/school? The thread always gets infested with cancer around this time of day.
>Three year old schizo post from an entirely different board with zero connectionIt's the... *inhales* JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET>Literally blatantly samefagged pictureUm ackshually Sakon should be given the benefit of the doubt every time unconditionally because he's never done anything wrong and you're not allowed to question this because uhhh... *aggressively searches the archives for more unrelated posts to be used as """"evidence""""*
Very interesting, I might even say peculiar how the anon who is supposed to be neutral and calls people "obsessor" isn't saying anything about Sakon being brought up ten times in the thread, but will appear if people bring up Sascurry.
>>285942167It’s here
>>285945635>he's smarter than minato
Honestly, Naruto is a beautiful soul. feet and ass too.
>>285945324Every single non-nonymous poster in Naruto threads/this daily have been cancer.>SauskefagI have to talk about the metadrama in Naruto threads and act like there's "lore" in these threads. Please give me attention or I'll spam threads until you do.>Dailyramen Teehee I'm a cute bunny avatar that just wants to read Naruto with everyone. >SakonEveryone is gay like me, I'm not just some attention deprived drama queen>HidansisYou are obviously gay if you don't want to give me attention and see my pussy even though there are tons of better pussy available to look at onlineThe one thing they "all" have in common is they love attention. I probably shouldn't make this post, but it is something I've noticed recently with "all" of them. They also "all" love each other and "all" complain about the same guy.
>>285942167Outlandishly homosexual
>>285945823Yeah you're not banned, Sakon. We get it already. Christ.
>>285945773shitnato cope
>>285945814le quirk chungus "anonymous is my ghetto religion" ft. same guy who tried to coax people to 8ch, pitiful little fagwad
>>285945770Sakon is a faggot. Your obsession over a pedophile is worrisome. I think you should all fuck off.
>>285945718>seething about the archive posts that are unmistakable from (You).The only way it's not you is if you have a twin brother who has been inseparably by your side the whole time.
>>285945708Seems that way. At least we had a decent thread for awhile.
>unmistakable(You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmbCOMM8peo
>>285945857Lol you only show up when people insult the pedophile who constantly samefags these threads and larps, but was completely missing when Sakon was randomly brought up until I pointed it out. You're such a clown. Why do you keep up this half-assed farce?
>>285945672>What is Kisame doing?Chilling in some random lair >Why didn’t Tobi send Kisame with them?Because he wanted to groom Sauske >Matter of fact what is Tobi doing?Masturbating to his dead oneitis.
when is next humiliation ritual for naruto?
Hiashi won.
I HATE Rin.
>>285943200>>285943095Not justice, they made a miracle, it's almost too retarded to stand
>>285945814wow they're all faggots
>>285945546Nah, I think Konohamaru learning it fits. It's cool Naruto passed it on to him. It's dumb Konohamaru has to use clones like Naruto though, he should have learned it 1 handed. Kakashi knowing it is pretty dumb, because the rasengan seems far superior to Chidori, so it doesn't make sense why Kakashi doesn't use it in battles.
>>285945557true. but i don't have friends. why can't i anonymously sadcringe here asking dumb questions.
>>285943170Sasuke said he'd handle it.
>>285946015>Kakashi knowing it is pretty dumbLiterally anyone can learn it. >because the rasengan seems far superior to ChidoriFucking idiot.
>>285946032You're not a girl, dude
>>285945708Where is this cancer? Show me.
>>285946050>Fucking idiot(You) sure are
There are almost 30 replies to that first post page. Do you really think that's an organic number of people in this thread, Sasukestreetshitter?
>>285946114stop replying to the sasjeet bot chain
>>285946050An amaterasu enhanced chidori was only just equal to a base rasengan lmao.
>>285945686>Also I would prefer Jiraiya to be Minato's father.>make jiraiya and tsunade older>have them sire a baby out of depression and loneliness >frog tells jiraiya to abandon the baby to travel and write books>tsunade raised it but then quickly abandons the kid as soon as he can fend for himself would work
>>285945814>>285945998Doing the usual tactic of mentioning other people alongside yourself to make it look like a multiple party effort and not just your Sasuke-obsessed ass being the sole problem in the threads.
>>285945686>I would prefer if Jiraiya abandoned his own grandson and let him grow up as an orphan, never even visiting him onceAre we for real?
>>285946114Chidori is DEX, more precise and deletes internal organs. Rasengan is retard unga bunga STR.>>285946154That doesn't add any power to it, it only burns the enemy to ashes if it makes contact just to be sure they're dead. It's like adding a powerful poison to a bullet in case you miss your initial target.
>>285945196you don't learn, do you.>>285926174
>>285946226Your first argument is already retarded so I will not waste my time reading the rest.
+ Boruto + Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth + Samurai 8 + Restart btw
>>285946224>Chidori is DEX, more precise and deletes internal organs. Rasengan is retard unga bunga STRInteresting headcannon. Considering both moves require the user to make contact with its target, seems rasengan will always be superior.
>>285946191>Are we for real?Yes. In flashback Jiraiya was visiting Minato. I would imagine him returning to destroyed Konoha, checking the baby Naruto. He's under Hiruzen's protection, the kid is fine. Jiraiya returns to whores and waits 12 years until the kid is ready to learn rasengan.
>>285945639Since he's not going to, let me show you>>285898046>posted by me>02/08/26(Sun)01:14:04 UTC>noticerB.jpg>>285900315>posted by Sakon(post deleted, found on desuarchive)>Sun 08 Feb 2026 02:43:42 UTC>noticing B.jpgYou really think he goes around renaming files to post on and off his trip?
>>285946276>Arguing that Rasengan is not STRAre you serious right now nigger
>>285945966Probably the 5 Kage Summit...or when that black chick beats him up.
>>285946333I will go ahead and ignore this post like you ignore when Sasukefag posts proof of his innocence.
desu chidori sounds kinda gay (100 birds) spiralling sphere sound like a real deal.
>>285946073NTA but I'm a girl.
for me it's her.
>>285942167Freddie Mercury is less gay than this
>>285942581TRVKE
>>285946224>That doesn't add any power to it
>>285946336When did I argue that? You're also showing a different technique than the normal rasengan. Both techniques require direct contact, and rasengan is a stronger technique if it lands. What's the issue?
>>285946427She's married.
>>285946371I'm not the one posting archive links, retard. I'm not participating in that. Do you think Sakon changes his filenames every time he wants to post off trip? Or has every pic he has duped with different names? Yes or no?
>>285946409Favorite character?Favorite ship?Favourite family guy moment?
>>285946409No you're not, retard. Take your meds unironically. >>285946442Why would Amaterasu add any punch to it when its main purpose is to just burn forever until the target ceases to exist?>>285946460>and rasengan is a stronger technique if it landsFuck off.
>>285946475>Do you think Sakon changes his filenames every time he wants to post off trip?>Or has every pic he has duped with different names? Uh yes??
>>285946485>Fuck offThat is what we call a concession, and I will accept it.
>>285946485>why would enhancing your jutsu make it more powerful?Just stop already.
>>285946475Why are you trying(failing) to defend some faggot?
>>285942209Nice, Sasuke already dealt damage without even touching him
>>285946515Unlike you, people with jobs and partners and all that don't have the time to orchestrate something like that. So this was all just projection about samefagging on your part, huh.
>>285946528Enhancing can mean many things not just "le damage numbers go up lel". Kagutsuchi Chidori is a safety measure.
>and partnersImagine having to sugarcoat it like this because for obvious reasons you can't simply say "girlfriend" lmao
Does Naruto know that Jiraiya is his godfather? Also Minato probably confused him with "nuh-uh i named you" like Naruto is some popular name for shinobi
>>285946628>Naruto is some popular name for shinobiI remembered filler with fat naruto impersonator
>>285942257Copesuke
>>285946548I'm not defending anyone. This isn't the first time this schizo falsely accuses me of samefagging, that's all. I'm trying to point out how ridiculous it is this time, since he went as far as to dig in the archives for "proof".
>>285946628>godfatherI don't think that's a thing in Japan. Naruto does eventually learn Jiraiya named him though.
>>285946590>making your jutsu more powerful doesn't mean you made it stronger
>ramen>buter>coffeechappy time.
>>285946673Sakon...you aren't slick. You can drop the innocence act, or just shut up and move on. I don't really care either way.
>>285946673>I'm trying to point out how ridiculous it is this time, since he went as far as to dig in the archives for "proof"Now you also know what this feels like too nigger>>285946714No one cares retard, fuck off already.
>>285946714>ban evading
>when Sasukefag posts proof of his innocenceHe confessed to posting illegal content when once again trying to demonize Dailyramen and debated the age of content. It will never stand to reason for why you're quick the jump to the defense of a pedophile who has threatened everyone in these threads. You know what does make sense? You samefagging trying to defend yourself because you're too pussy to do it upfront.
>>285946704>>285946731>>285946741
>>285946782You aren't subtle.
>>285946680>I don't think that's a thing in JapanIn jap version it was nazuke-oya. also if you google it, ai will show you a pic of jiraiya with naruto parents kek
>He confessed to posting illegal content>My source? An anonymous postIt's getting old.
>>285945081Or for some unknown reason, it was after this comment that this thread went back to usual drama.
>>285946704>>285946741Jeetsuke, you didn't even change your mannerisms and vocabulary for these.
>>285946782faggot
>>285946741>No one cares retardI care, for myself. >>285946763I know.
>>285942422Not even the Fuhrer can match him
>>285946855>>285946714Stop using those reaction images. They belong to me by right.
>>285946826>Still getting crabby over a pedophile being shit on.Lol. Yeah, that sure makes sense for a genuine person.
>>285946884Kishimoto-sensei......
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285942160/#q285946869_2Lmao this nigger
>>285946926Who?
What episode?? help. i can't masturbate to this low quality pic
The absolute state of these threads
Hmmm..Minato is basically if Itachi and Naruto had a son.
>>285947038I thought I told you those reaction images belong to me only.
And it looks like Jeetsuke is dropping the mask again.
I'm all alone. Unlike that faggot with a boyfriend. It's not fair.
>>285947081Fuck off retarded nigger.
>>285946926>>285946984...do people usually post in the archives? Why?
BUMLOSERNOBODY
>>285947081you're a brown faggot too
cuties.>>285942167
>>285947117/sfg/ - Sasukefag GeneralA general dedicated to the discussion of Sasukefag
>>285947131You don't get it... Ramen was supposed to be mine...
>>285947117Every single daily thread gets at least 20 ghost posts in the archives because these niggers can't shut the fuck up.>>285947165Kill yourself retard.
>>285942167thank you editor-san for making it worse
>>285944514It's explained in the very post you're replying.
>>285944584>Implying Rock and Roll never had homosexualsAnon...
I'm stuck in these threads because of all of you. Fuck you.
>>285942576AIIIEEE
>>285947243Kill yourself. Stop using MY reaction images. You have no goddamn right.
>>285947147>>285947181>Every single daily thread gets at least 20 ghost posts in the archives because these niggers can't shut the fuck up.
>>285944960That was in the very end of the manga.
I hate Australia's law...
>>285945081>Implying nobody saw anything Homosexual in Naruto until the namefagYou people are pathetic and new.
>>285946926So if I'm to understand the ghost posts correctly, Sakon got banned and can't post with his trip, and he's giving approval for some shitposter to shitpost on his behalf?
>>285947201None of those are holes retard
My life is fucking unbearable
>>285947330It's as pathetic as it sounds.
>>285945324I will take scenarios that never happened for 10 bucks.
>>285947310Your reading comprehension isn't very good...is it?
no one wants to be naruto to my sasuke.....
>>285947184It literally says they're just friends. How is it gay?
>>285947346At least you posted one that's true for once, falseflagging nigger.
>>285942167unironically the gayest thing in the series yet
>>285947375The face Sasuke makes when Orochimaru's drops his pants and tells Sasuke "it's time".
I will never understand the obsession over this shitposter or the shitposter himself. Assuming they aren't one in the same.
>>285945814>Everyone is gay like meSakon is bi.
>>285947418>Assuming they aren't one in the sameAnon I...
It's an extremely heterosexual cover. It is NOT fucking gay, god damn. Everyone in here is fucking retarded.
>>285947423Guys claiming to be bi are coping. It doesn't exist.
>>285947423Same mental illness. There's no difference.
>>285942267You know sakura liked naruto at one point right. If any one is a slut in this verse its definitely naruto for sure he is the biggest attention whore every was fond of him in a way
>>285946548Anon is trying to prove he's not Sakon, that isn't a defense.
iki o shitakute kokoro o kanashiku te
>>285947487>Anon is trying to prove he's not Sasukefag, that isn't a defenseAnd yet this one never flies, wonder why.
>Another episode of talking about namefags and users that aren't related to the seriesSigh...
>>285946926>>285947330But I was supposed to be Sakon? And I'm not even subtle about it? How is he simultaneously banned and posting a B reaction image here?
>>285947344Do you all have shitty friends that would not even look at your child if you happened to die?
>>285947365Where exactly is anyone claiming others are gay in a serious manner?Go on, I'll wait.
>>285942167>so fucking homoerotic that sasjeet dropped the mask (and none of his personas that totally aren't him acknowledge this)kekkers!
>>285947556>How is he simultaneously banned and posting a B reaction image here?You think we're all retarded like (You)?>>285947555Only 289 more episodes of talking about namefags and users that aren't related to the series.
>>285947457So you think only girls can be Bi, why is that?
>>285947556We have some faggot whining about multiple device usage and samefagging all the time. Why would Sakon be presumed innocent of that when other's aren't? Why do you keep trying to force Sakon into the conversation anyway?
>Only 289 more episodes+ Boruto + Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth + Samurai 8 + Restart btw
>>285947595>Acting like everyone one ban evadesProjection of the highest degree.
>>285947601>So you think only girls can be BiSource?
>>285947604>Why would Sakon be presumed innocent of that when other's aren't?Didn't you hear? Tripfags are all saints who can do no wrong and everyone loves them unconditionally.
>>285947631Kek. Foolish me.
>He couldn't handle fucking NARUTO being called gaySeriously, what happened to these threads.This is a new low.>>285947627You said men saying they are Bi are coping, which implies you think only women can.
>>285943460That's literally and my brother.
>>285947615>BorutoI can't wait to see the crickets in that inevitable dead daily.
Hngghhh...!! 988!! 989!! 990!! Still 9010 Kumogakure men left to fuck! But I'm well ahead Sasuke on that!! He's still at around 600!! VICTORY WILL BE MINE!!!
>>285947664>which implies you think only women canIf you say so
pissing with bro.
>>285947346At least my best friend Hanabi will let me watch her fuck kumo ninja. It's not all so bad. Maybe some of them will fuck me after.
>>285947726>>285947729Kill yourself faggot.
>>285947604>Forcing Sakon into the discussionHe was accused of being Sakon, he wasn't the one who brought Sakon up.
It wouldn't surprise me if Sakon was behind all the homo pic posting to frame Sasukefag. Unfortunately he's confirmed not to be the scat spammer since that's Kibafag but it would be hilarious if they turned out to be the same person.
>>285947726Left side (Naruto)Top-left bubble:>你一只手是不是不方便啊“Isn’t it inconvenient for you to only use one hand?”Middle-left bubble:>要不我帮你“Do you want me to help you?”Bottom-left bubble:>你们宇智波一族总是有人站在边上就会尿不出来吗“Do all you Uchiha have trouble peeing when someone’s standing nearby?”Right side (Sasuke)Top-right bubble:>你能不能闭嘴“Can you shut up?”Middle-right bubble:>离我远点“Stay away from me.”Lower-right bubble:>别烦我啊“Stop bothering me.”Small trailing bubble:>……“…” (silent annoyance)
>>285947604>We have some faggot whining about multiple device usage and samefagging all the time.Because we've seen that happening, and the guy god damn admited to doing so.
Why does everyone here have a "Guilty until proven innocent" mentally?
>>285947787Sakon is a shitposter. He could be behind a lot of the drama and shitposting, but he'll never admit to it. I am just exasperated with both sides at this point. I don't understand why we need to talk about sauskefag or sakon every single thread. Nobody will remember or care about them after this daily ends.
>>285947787Sasjeet is the scat spammer. He invented this magical kibafag when deletion times on his posts outed him as a closeted homosexual scat fetishist.
>>285947875>"Guilty until proven innocent" mentally?Not everyone. Clearly that only applies when it comes to Sasukefag and never anyone else.
>Ctrl F Sakon>31 resultsit's clear the issue with these threads is the obsessor who can't stop mentioning sakon. He didn't even post in this thread, schizo. Why are you so obsessed with your boyfriend?
>>285946926>he's still going at itThis is a level of schizophrenia I didn't know existed.
>>285947890>He invented this magical kibafag>when deletion times on his posts outed himHoly newfag. Why are people who weren't even in the general allowed to have opinions?>Inb4 I've been here since before you were born yadda yadda
>>285947787>poopdickschizo postinganon you sound clinically insane. Is this dude inside your walls? I'm here to talk about Naruto.
>>285947884Basically, people who don't like those personas can't handle themselves when they show up or see anything that could possibly link to them.
>all this time sakon was mate-calling his brown boyfriend in the archive which nobody gives shit about.>and brownie noticed.this is some kind of fairytale
>>285947976>I'm here to talk about NarutoIf that were true, you would have discussed something about Naruto instead of replying to that comment. Idiot.
>>285942528>>285942553Sauce tried to bullshit his way here like Deidara
>>285947976>anon you sound clinically insane. Is this dude inside your walls?Funny how you don't say this when there's threads with 130 posts talking about "the jeet"
>>285948006Kek'd
>>285942167HERE IT ISTHE INFAMOUS
>>285947973No one ever mentioned anyone called kibafag in the daily threads until sasjeet (you) got caught scat spamming and invented him as a persona. You always accuse people of being newfags when someone points it out. Try a new tactic
so it's sakon and sasjeet hater or sakon removes trip and talks to himself?? kewk
>>285942167This is it. The most homosexual cover page in Naruto.
>>285947812that's my boy! how did you learn chinese.
>>285948049>NewfagYeah okay lurk moar
>>285942422>7 swords>0 are in his handsI fucking love this guy.
>>285948067It's not homosexual you fucking stupid fuck.
>>285948055>sakon removes trip and talks to himselfI'm leaning towards this. It's why you only ever see complaints about the OP "hijacking" his threads, but you never see any comments complaining about Sakon or any other namefags. Just the "jeet".
>>285942167GIGA TURBO SUPER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>partnerswhat a faggot
>>285948108Stop noticing!!!!!!!
>>285948086So you are too new to even remember the daily threads? There was never anyone by that name in them until you invented it as a deflection recently.
>SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON SAKON
>>285947423Most people are bi
>>285947477Were in the manga is that shown ??
>>285948028I've never seen anything like that. It's always some guy spamming about Sakon.
>>285947559Most people don't look after their friends kids when they die.
>>285948180Sakon is barely even mentioned anymore unless he comments about himself or uses his Trip. He only came up in this thread because of how gay the cover is lol
>>285947477>You know sakura liked naruto at one point right.Is this how shippertards cope?
>>285948108>>285948055He was being glazed a lot before when he became the only alternative to Sasukefag, the obsessor is clearly a different guy in my mind since i remember his mannerism from the Ramen days and also the time frames of some of his posts.I know this because i've received accusation from that sperg.
>>285942576AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>285948204I'm not saying Mikoto should've adopted Naruto or whatever but geez at least push Sasuke to be his friend or something, show some sort of care for the only thing left of your old friend.
>sasjeet spam in archive stopped>some anon suddenly came here and started defending sakon , declines any jeet spam and plays stupidhmmmm....
>>285947466How so?>>285948292Why would Sasukefag defend Sakon?
>>285948180>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I've never seen anything like thatLol, lmao. Haha, even. https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285843440
>>285948162Lmao these threads in a nutshell. How did he get so powerful?
>>285948314I have no idea what this is supposed to mean wacko.
>>285942576
cute mama
>>285948173
>>285948170>Homosexual trying to convince you that you're gay for some reason (2974).jpg
>>285948364Is she pregnant or just fat?
>>285948352>Playing dumb Of course. Every time. Does it ever fail?
>>285948292Stop noticingggg
>>285948370That post was the only explain of this claim of yours.You still didn't reply to my previous post btw.
>is that his tactics? denial and shitposting?
>>285948309>Why would Sasukefag defend Sakon?I suggest you go back to school because holy fuck that reading comprehension is atrocious.
Thread was ok for the first like 300 posts..
>>285945515Are you Hidansis?
>>285948380naruto.....
>>285948441My bad.
>>285948314>Absolute silence at this postIt's almost as if... They were downplaying evidence that doesn't fit their narrative...? No, no... It couldn't be... Who would do such a thing...?
>>285948462...is in her womb.>>285948409*example*FUUUUUUCK
>>285948314I don't think anyone denies the obsessor exists.
>>285948441I mean you said "Sasjeet spam" so if you speedread it people are obviously going to think it's Sasukefag doing the spam and not that the spam is about it.Although the same point still comes across, you're claiming whoever was spamming in the archives is Sakon.
>>285948555>Ctrl F "Sakon">59 resultsYep he definitely exists.
>>285942581Does the neet jeet not realize he's following this post word for word in this very thread?
>>285948609>whoever was spamming in the archives is SakonDoes seem to be the case
@285948660>>285948513>>285948314!!!
>>285947787>It wouldn't surprise me if Sakon was behind all the homo pic posting to frame Sasukefag.Why do you refer to yourself in 3rd person
>>285948675Hilarious and transparent
Are the archives always this schizo?
Hmpf. Time to sleep.
>>285948316His trip has become sentient, omnipresent. It's too late. Every post here is Sakon. Not only in the daily, but all of /a/. Soon, all of 4chan... You are already Sakon. So am I. I am Sakon. And Sasukefag? Yet to aknowledge it, he too is Sakon. Cherish what little sense of individuality is left in you, Sakon-to-be, formerly Anon. Soon you will be entirely Sakon. As for me? I am already gone...
>>285948824We Are Legion. We Are Sakon.
>>285942167The fuck is this gayfaggot shit?
>>285942167>Sweet Fag and Hella Gay
>>285948764Always every single thread. You have seen nothinghttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285641123/#q285650087_1>Stalking other boards to dig posts from random people to claim it's "the jeet"https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285898968/#q285924146_1>85 ghost posts of accusing each other of being "the jeet"
>>285942236kek since when does Sasuke just have a hidden blade for a hand like a fucking pirate
>>285942167What does Raikage think about this?
>>285948824>>285948874It really bothers you when you're not mentioned, huh?
>>285948914Incredibly based. Sounds like this sasukefag guy is a menace that should be tormented.
>>285942352I just realized how comically small the hilt of that sword is
Sasjeet also seems to think he's some unironic 300IQ chessmaster despite having whined multiple times that he's all alone, nobody likes him, etc. which makes all the goofy shit of "rawr, they're pitting you against each other!!!" fall extremely flat (because all of the shitflinging is coming from one single retard arguing with himself)
>"new" posters still keep coming here to (you) the first page and nothing else>it keeps happening even after bump limit at page fucking 10noted¬iced
>>285948955Why are you so obsessed with him?
>>285948803Nighty night
>>285948955Pathetic post, Sakon.
>650 replies againNaruto is the only series where many hundreds of replies is a negative thing.
>>285945263He's black
>>285942209> ...I wish this storytime had drinking games, because taking a shot everytime kishimoto used ellipses would turn everyone into alcoholics.
>>285948914I just wanted to discuss Naruto and this schizo kept calling me Sakon. He deserves it.
Where's Lee?
This wasn't your average カレー遁・メルトダウンの術. I think this jutsu deserves its own name to distinguish it.
>>285949088>He deserves itHi Sakon. You never get tired of sucking cocks do you?
>>285949088Oh yes, as opposed to the guy who calls everyone jeet, he's definitely not a problem...
sasukerajesh never got his precious warehouse bnuuy
Funny how the Konan spammer never gets shit for spamming his waifu. But if you were to do this with a Hyuga it would be a different story.
>>285949198No one ever calls me that. I've never even been called that once. But some faggot calls me Sakon every time I try to post in these threads.
>>285949248Gee "Anon", I wonder why that is.
>>285942576>>285943653Thanks OP. Looks like Sakon will be eternally butt hurt that you replaced him, and are more liked lol
>>285949239bro is obsessed with 2 clans because they remind him of his caste system
>>285949209Don't remind me of him... It hurts so much... Like my heart's been torn from my chest!
>>285949281kek that makes too much sense
It's just weird how Kishimoto forced this homoerotic relation between Naruto and his "brother"The story would have been much better if they were just "brothers" who didn't want to fuck each other
>>285942167AIDS...??
Exceptionally shitty thread, but that's most threads now.
>>285942576The next chapters are going to be fun
>>285949281Yep. He also thinks that Uchiha are cool for being honor/revenge driven. He thinks this battle for the thread or some anonymous persona is some kind of battle for his honor. It's sad. Makes him act like a low IQ savage. He completely misses the moral lessons of Naruto as an allegory for Japan's transition from being honor/revenge based savages into a modern people with ideas of humility and cooperation.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285919171/#q285936060_1Mark your... Hmm?
>>285949281i wonder if he hates DBZ because it explicitly shits all over the concept of castes
>>285949355If you removed all talk about non-anonymous users, these threads would be fine. Seems the problem child arrived around 3 hours ago.
>700 reply thread>Ctrl+F "Jeet">Only 22 results this time>Right when Sakon & co. are collectively banned the previous dayN-NO... IT CAN'T BE... NGH... I'M... HNNNGH.... I'M NOTICING...........
>>285942576GET DABBED ON
>666 repliuesSatanic thread
>>285949461Almost every mention is you posting it anon. I'm starting to think no one even talks about your jeet besides you spamming about it.
>>285949461There's also nonstop talk about Sakon...pretty annoying
>>285949461Make up your mind, bitch. Is he banned or posting without his trip in this thread?
So basically Sakon and his friends are the ones who spam "jeet" all day long and maybe one or two guys who are still here and not banned
>>285949542It's just one spammer who can't stop posting about his jeet. It can't be Sakon since he was banned yesterday.
>>285949525His trip device is banned, obviously
>>285949494
Oh god i missed the epic thread, anyway GET FUCKED SASUKE AHAHAHAHAHA
>>285949592>It can't be Sakon since he was banned yesterday.>He can't evade and post without his trip because... He just can't
Wasn't Sakon supposed to be a turbo samefag? But now it's actually his few unbanned friends? Where will the goalposts move next?
>>285949612So he evaded yet it wasn't posted today? Make up your mind.
>>285949609Kill yourself nigger.
Would Naruto have jobbed this hard against B?
I am Dailyramen.
>>285949646We know, Sakon
>>285949646I loved your threads. They were much better quality than the current OP. I miss your wit and punctuality the most.