Volume 45: Battlefield, KonohaChapter 419: Raid!!Previous chapter: >>286129977Previous Volume: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285742828/Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504
>>286151997Weird how this is the only instance of the rinnegan actually being able to see things that are invisible(aside from limbo but that's a whole other thing)Weird how for being an eye the rinnegan doesn't seem to be able to see in slow motion like the sharingan or see long distance/through chakra like the byakugan
>>286152182WHAT's THE MEANING OF THIS SAUCESISTERS? OH NO NO NO
>>286151978ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
B&W later
>>286151983... Why is he telling himself his own plan?
>>286152325He's telling Konan, again
>>286152350But Konan says herself she already knows the plan, he even tells himself to disperse after he summons himself into the village.
>>286152325Gotta keep appearances
>>286152110>>286152086>>286152073>>286152049If Pain was able to easily get into the village like this and fight without much trouble why didn't he just try to capture Naruto much earlier
>>286152379Hence the "again"
>>286152014>Itachi knew how to pass the barrier>And even though Kisame should know it too because he saw it and entered with Itachi, we're not going to ask him
>>286152390You mean why did Pain wait until the entire Akatsuki organization was basically dead before finally setting out on their actual goal and accomplishing it immediately with no effort instead of just doing that from the very start?If you think about it, Pain and Obito could've gone and got all 9 beasts in an afternoon at literally any point, instead of sitting around ordering a bunch of mooks with 0.1% of their power to wander about dying to Shikimaru and Sasuke.
>>286152392I dunno anon.. The dialogue kinda reads as if he's talking to himself as if he was separate people in a squad, and he was giving them orders, rather than being written as if he was talking to Konan the entire time.Almost as if Kishimoto...
>>286151983Chikushodo is a weird name.
Now we get to watch all of Konohagakire helplessly dying to 6 enemies, 4 of whom are defenseless in close combat and 3 of whom don’t even have offensive abilities
>>286151997How the FUCK did the sound 4 get in? The plethora of sound ninjas right before the attack on Konoha? Itachi and Kisame?
>>286152049>greater multiple anime landing
>>286152199Is substitution jutsu S tier? how does it keep fooling some of the most experienced ninja?
>>286152521He mentions on the next page that Itachi had the code to enter which means no one Konoha even thought of that possibility and that him entering could have been prevented or postponed
>>286152521>How the FUCK did the sound 4 get inOrochimaru >The plethora of sound ninjas right before the attack on Konoha? It was during the Chunin exams when Konoha had their doors wide open>Itachi and Kisame?Did you speedread the chapter that was just posted?
>>286152576Lets assume that its some super dooper charged version thanks to the 8 tails chakra
>>286152521I take part of that back. I didn't think Kishi would actually explain it >>286152014That doesn't explain the sound 4. And you would think they would change the code after two of their prodigy ninjas go rogue. Hell that means they didn't bother to change it even after Orochimaru raided the village.
>>286152014>>286152418Don't forget Tobidara, too.
>>286152576Honestly would have been even funnier if it was a plank of wood like usual.
>>286152650>TobidaraHe can just teleport in
>>286152086What's the symbol on that guy's shirt supposed to be?
Why did Tobi pretend to be retarded again?Rereading it, nothing makes sense. Pain, Itachi and Kisame all knew who he was but for some reason played along with the retard act, on top of it.
>>286152635>Did you speedread the chapter that was just posted?I like to reply reading on page at a time...
>>286152199bruh
>>286152182>>286152199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>286152240wait how much time has passed since he turned himself into a part of a tentacle. Did he just spend like 2 days floating around?
>>286152697>Why did Tobi pretend to be retarded again?Because Kishi is a really bad writer. He wanted to do the "seemingly harmless and goofy character is actually a powerhouse" cliche but it made no sense in the setting. I know people shit on Bleach in these threads, but Urahara and Isshin were a much better execution of the archetype.
>>286152014qt
>>286152772Why did he choose an underage girl as Pain
>>286152220How fucking tall is 8 tails that a man is only a tiny ant compared to a tentacle
>>286152390Because the coolest guy Itachi would have stopped him?
>>286152199>Tobi genuinely thought Sasuke and his pals would successfully capture the 8 tailsFucking kek.
is it ever explained why B and his tailed beast are so cool with each other?
>>286152772Imagine her to be unshaved underneath
>>286152311sasuke upscale
>>286152901Yeah, B is just that charismatic.
>>286153049why would a tailed beast give a shit about thatand the octopus doesn't like his rapping
>>286152967
>>286152797Chakra nature?
>>286152014>>286152049I guess summoning people has to be exclusively a "Animal Path"-technique ? Or else why wouldn't people do this all the time?
>>286152139Perhaps that's the gimmick, instead of seeing at higher speeds or at a greater field of view the Rinnegan is specialized in metaphysical sight
>>286152133>I bet it's a bad prank or something.She nailed it. Is this the only instance where sheer denial of "there's no way that really strong person I like actually got defeated!" was correct?
>>286151983> telling himself his own planWe're off to a good start for the "peak kino" I keep hearing about.>>286152014> but what about plothole?What does he mean Itachi had the code? What the fuck is he talking about? When have we ever seen someone enter a "code" to get into this village? How do merchants and workers get in? Why wasn't it changed after the massacre? How many years has it been unchanged? Did Orochimaru also use his old "code" to let the sound ninjas in? This is not an acceptable explanation.>>286152199I don't understand...how could this have fooled everyone? I thought they could see chakra. What was taking so long? Couldn't they tell there wasn't much chakra to drain?>>286152294What is wrong with the people of this world? Even the tailed beast is trying to tell him this is a terrible and dangerous idea.>>286152311> oh no, readers don't go thinking Sasuke was much weaker than B just because he was killed twice, each time with a single strike. He was actually the coolest ever and had B on the ropesGod fucking damn it what a chapter.
>>286152576>Is substitution jutsu S tier? how does it keep fooling some of the most experienced ninja?This isn't an ordinary substitution, it's more like a clone with a lot of endurance that doesn't lose its disguise even after severe injuries and hours of being drained. It's probably a special ability of Hachibi, since we later see him save Bee when Madara seals him by chopping off another tentacle. Hachibi's tentacles are special and can be used for these clones and for keeping the jinchuuriki from getting extracted-killed when the Hachibi is torn away.
>>286151978hey KISHIMOTO lied! We where promised a buster blader fight and he never gave it to us! Plus he nerfed suigetsu. And suigetsu never met mei... why?People could had demanded him for an answer but all people ask are dumb shipping questions about hinata and sakura.
>>286152014Lol wait, why was the Konoha code stuff just glossed over like that?
>>286152073Oct 7th all over again...
>>286151983>>286152014Chikushodo a CUTE
>>286152014Why the fuck wouldn't they be changing the code every now and then?
>Leaf Ninja goes to wartorn hellhole and trains orphans in ninjutsu>Orphans eventually turn around and attack Leaf villagesurprisingly accurate terrorism
>>286151997>>286152014>>286152034This is completely retarded.
>>286153207>I guess summoning people has to be exclusively a "Animal Path"-technique ? Or else why wouldn't people do this all the time?Reverse summoning can do it, and the scrolls in the Forest of Death auto-summoned Iruka. Animal Path is odd because it doesn't seem to grant anything beyond Kuchiyose no jutsu which anyone can do. It does seem to be faster and more versatile than regular summoners.
>>286152901Like the other guy said, B was just cool enough to befriend the 8 Tails. >>286153071Tailed Beasts have feelings too y'know, in fact being sealed away and led around by humans is why a lot of them are so violent.Bee was able to mellow him out which is why they're besties
>>286153982>it doesn't seem to grant anything beyond Kuchiyose no jutsu which anyone can do.Perhaps the dozen or so different contracts. You're only supposed to have one otherwise (besides Sasukes weird eagle/snake summons).
>>286152182>>286152199They should'v had Konan do it, she knows how to recognize pestilent and dried up meat after a feasty session of juicy man's oil ejecting out of place after a fierce pounding interracial beating like Bee just dealt to tight pale mass like hers.
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>>286154198Yeah, that could be it. Also, there's one plot hole in the fight that the human summoning raises:At the end, Naruto has beaten all six Paths and goes to confront Nagato. But why couldn't Nagato just summon his defeated Paths to his real body and repair them himself? Either he didn't think of it / didn't want to, he was too low on chakra for it, or somehow the Animal Path body has a special contract to summon the other bodies that Nagato himself can't do, even though he can summon the animals.
>>286154085I never understood why is there so little aets of Sasuke cucking Naruto. Like it's just fits>rival>more handsome>smarter>alpha >stronger than naruto>higher than narutoNarutard are retarded.
>>286153973This, but "This" refers to the entire manga.
Hiashi won.
>>286152014>tfw too lazy to change the village's secret password
>>286152797Because of her ability.
>>286154303>spoilerCause they were already dead and you (probably) can't summon corpses. Pain's bodies aren't really corpses, they are "alive" and contain substitute souls from the Naraka path.
>>286152390They had like a dozen opportunities to capture Naruto so far, the only reason nobody put a serious effort is because the plot demanded it
>>286154468Do you know how hard it is to teach Guy a new password?
>>286152311Minato downscale
>>286152758>I know people shit on Bleach in these threadsOut of envy.
>>286151997>>286152034What a peculiar symbol.
>>286154441This Sasuke kid has what it takes to finally beat Hiashi at next years competition.
>>286152683Barrier team symbol
The colored version has been consistently worse than the b&w version and I'm not sure why this daily decided to post the inferior version first
>>286152240Prank successful
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>>286154764The colored version doesn't censor as hard, that's really the only upside it has. I have no idea why VIZ is so retarded with their censorship, but I agree that B&W is superior since that's the original medium the manga was made for.
>>286154764Because it's uncensored. The black and white one has censorship like removing Shikamaru's cigarettes and toning down the blood.
>>286152014And they didn't change the code in 10 years!?? Or was Danzo feeding him code changes
>>286152432I really dislike the tailed beast writing in Naruto. The way the jinchūriki are treated never makes sense.>Let’s seal a walking nuke inside one of our own shinobi>Let’s ostracize and mistreat that same walking nukeHow is that remotely logical? If anything, you’d think villages would go out of their way to protect and indoctrinate them, not alienate them. Honestly, it’s surprising more jinchūriki didn’t defect or revolt.
god I miss part 1
>>286151983Pain arrived at schizophrenia.
>>286155055To show the ideals of his master are worth a shit. Like "look how many deaths this rotten ninja world causes"
So Konoha knows that Pain is coming for Naruto and doesn't prepare anything special? Just the usual detection barrier? Where's Guy?
>>286153548kek
>>286155157Pain waited until he was sure Guy was far from the village. He's not stupid.
>>286154930(X) Doubt
Wait. So those 200iq retards haven't released the meaning of the code? What was the purpose of deciphering scene then?
>>286152199Been just gave them free Chakra
>>286155244What could possibly be more important at a time like this? Konoha should be on high alert and have all the high level jonin stay
>>286155312Why did Kishi give Ino and Deidara such similar hairstyles?
>>286155335they still have to do commissions
What should I watch if I like Minato.
>>286155288You can go back and read the VIZ chapters. Shikamaru has a phantom cigarette the entire time after Asuma's death.
>>286154930>torture, dismemberment, satanic rituals*crickets*>A teenager smokingSOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>286152390The seal. They've been waiting for it to get weaker.
>>286155441>You can go back and read the VIZ chaptersWell why won't you post the screenshots yourself, you bitch boy?
>>286155288It's true, they also censor shit like the sexy jutsu
>>286152325Pain is just monologue: the character
>>286155288Its true. Viz censored shit all the time.
>>286155536Yea. Kishi drew the areola once and Viz removed/covered it.
https://censorship.fandom.com/wiki/Narutointeresting read. special mention goes to german version
>>286155528Not if you're gonna be a faggot about it. Sorry you're too stupid to do it yourself.
>>286151983Chikushodo sexo
>>286154328Because Sasuke just doesn't have the energy or personality to be an NTR guy. He showed virtually zero interest in any female in the series and barely hangs around his own family.You may as well make Rock Lee cuck Naruto at that point
>>286155686Why are the Germans like this
Why didn't they just tell Pain where Naruto was? It takes months to get there apparently. Gives him more time to train, and then they can just summon Naruto back once Pain is on the move.
>>286147422>>286147392I was thinking it was either an item of sentimental value (maybe a gift from her mother) or something she'd use during a technique and that Kakuzu took them because they're a valuable. Them being prayer beads makes a lot of sense though (probably more), since I imagine the training for controlling the biju would be somewhat spiritual, at least involving some kind of meditation.
>>286155749Thats dumb. Even if it takes a while knowing where he is puts him in danger. Especially if they fly their.
>>286152325So he doesn't forget about it.
>>286155536>the sexy jutsuimma checkVIZ
>>286155823japversion aight. imma masturbate to that circle
>>286155848Theres one with Konohamaru too. That one is more visible I think.
>>286152240our HERO B the UNDEFEATED
>>286153476That's Choji's wife for you.
Are MODs finally taking action in these threads...or is this some calm before the storm?
>>286152182Oh yeah Kisame is there too.
>>286155992The Hijack OP making these threads isn't banned, so no.
>>286155992Who knows. Stop talking about it now that things are normal.
>>286152390Because plot
>>286156119My bad
>>286156085Kek
>>286154328bro I think you misunderstoodthe only one getting cucked in that situation is hinata and not naruto
>>286151983That is one ugly thumb.
>>286152199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMYk2RZl3M8
>>286155018Wave Arc was such a strong opening for the series. Always thought Zabuza was cool as fuck and was excited for the little cameo we got of him and Haku during Kimimaro's flashback.
>>286152182>>286152199How did they extract anything if that was a clone?
>>286152240My nigga Jay died for nothing...
>>286156324Bit amusing that the most Northern part of the continent, that's probably high in altitude and lacks sun is the only one with Black people.
>>286155699That was someone else. I agree with him, but I would've been polite about it.
>>286155686>>286155733Pokito (kid's program that aired Naruto) is infamous here in germany for pulling this stunt. There has never been an anime censored this extremely ever before, or after. The german OG Naruto series is cursed, which is kinda funny but such a waste of the great voice actors. They must've tried to make the show toddler friendly. At least Shippuden wasn't done this dirty. It's not the norm for german censorship (though violence is a bigger deal than nudity), Pokito has meme status here. Many kids with enough internet access (myself included) watched the uncensored versions online. Helped with learning english too. The german version of the manga isn't cencored like this either. And the german uncut DVD versions of OG Naruto are actually uncensored, thank god. It was only the Pokito TV-release version. I remember how ALL of the Uchiha's corpses were edited out when little Sasuke was running around, looking at the massacre. So he was essentially just panicking at nothing, shit was trippy lol
>>286155012>Why would people ostracize a dangerous individual instead of making them feel part of the community?This is the most realist part of the manga, though it's kind of a common trope in media.
>>286152697Kisame had no idea Tobi was “Madara” until a few chapters ago.
>>286155779>an item of sentimental valueThat's possible. I really wonder if Kishi thought of what those beads are, and how Yugito acquired them>Kakuzu took them because they're a valuableThought of that too, but I'm not sure how valuable beads actually are. Maybe there are some made from rare materials, or some that are useful in battle (potentially very powerful items)>Them being prayer beads makes a lot of sense though (probably more), since I imagine the training for controlling the biju would be somewhat spiritual, at least involving some kind of meditationYeah, that's why I'm leaning towards prayer beads as well. They are surprisingly common in Naruto. I can see Yugito using them to concentrate and focus before/during/after her transformation
>>286155733Do NOT remind me of the German opening.
>>286155476>>A teenager smoking>SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDRENUnironically Japan thinks like that too.
>>286156585Holy kek. Thanks for that
>>286156585I thought in the german dub all the uchiha were 'kidnapped' and Saskues goal was to find his family
>>286152311MINATO BROS WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>286152155CRYkage ;_;
>>286156625YOU WILL REMEMBER>>286156635It was such an LSD trip>>286156636Precisely. They completely refused to use the words "killed" and murdered" for the longest time. In a show about child soldiers and war. It was absolutely insane and completely changed the plot. I still can't wrap my head around it
>>286152182>>286152199GOTTEM
>>286156604The villages made them dangerous. Stupid logic.
>>286151997How did Oro and his goons get in?Also, do they just turn this off whenever a chunin exams happens?
>>286152049Why is there a cyborg in my ninja manga?
>>286157023Based
>>286152220Why did it take this long for him to get off the water?
>>286157045Apparently its based on/inspired by a Buddhist or Hindu thing.
>>286157023That's right. Fuck your yaoi bait.
>>286152049ENTERx6
>>286152311This is such a retarded consolation compliment after rereading this fight.Sasuke and taka were literally only a problem because B went from playing around to flexing for no reason, only ever getting close to losing because of his own stupidity.
>>286152521>>286152635>Konoha hasn't updated their password since Orochimaru first left the villageHiruzen...
>>286154328Naruto was already a cuckhold to both Sakura and Sasuke if you think about it.>Imagine wasting over 10 years of your life for the sake of 2 bitches just for them to end up with each other
>>286157147most of this series is sasuke wank, down to essentially every woman finding him hot (but NEVER Hinata). Obito said that losing 4 Akatsuki members was worth it to gain Sasuke, and that Naruto only served as a pawn to further manipulate Sasuke, and something about attaching Sasuke to the Gedo Mazo at some point. It’s all Sasuke baby. >>286157169>the filler where Hiruzen says “don’t worry itachi, I’ll never update the barrier so you can come and visit”
>>286154866>>286152311Arigatou, OP!
>>286156604Except they are only dangerous under stress and hatred, or am I supposed to believe that this part of how jinchuriki works is not common knowledge despite the village having 2 jinchurikis beforehand?
>"Twelve years ago, a nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared!">narrated by what sounds like an older American guy>"If you believe it!", chimes in a younger exotic-sounding dude>"NARUTO! NARUTO!", goes a female voice>"BELIEVE IT! BELIIIEEEVVVE IT!!!">the dude again: "Yeah, have-a my ninja clan, ninja clan, here we stand!">"Naruto! I'm on my way. Naruto! I'll be ok.">Nigerian accent intensifies>"Gettin' ready to fight on sight! They're my best friends by my side!">"Sasookay, he's really cool! Sakura, the beautifo!">African women start chanting about Naruto and what sounds like Harambe>this aired everywhere in Germany for years
>>286157087Proof?
>>286157023Do at least the steppe runes imply what happened here, or did they censor the dialogue too?
>>286157281There's also Edo Deidara unironically fangirling over Sasuke and being mad that Sai was "Sasuke's replacement".
Did Sasusaku fans just gaslighted themselves into "Naruto is the third wheel in his own manga"
>>286157496I never said he was the third wheel, just that him pining for Sasuke and Sakura for years to no avail was pathetic.
>>286157264calling him a cuck is funny and all but he accepted it way back in Part 1. Everything else was just him being a dumb prankster.
>>286157556>Everything else was just him being a dumb prankster.His own thoughts say otherwise.
>>286157457>you're a dead man, naruto!>now I feel sick!seems like it
>>286157496Only romantically, obviously the bond between ‘brothers’ has more screentime than sasusaku
>>286157397>the asura path is named after asura>its 3 headed & six armed forms are how asura is usually depicted in Buddhism>the asura people in Hinduism summon magical weapons
>>286157611But was he made out of metal?
>>286157628I don't know
>>286157534but i was talking about the pic you posted and other pics i have seen
>>286157023now I'm actually glad I didn't start collecting the omnibus edition or whatever it is I stumbled on in my go-to store. it was pretty expensive and although idc about these scenes I still want my money's worth so no censorship for me.
>>286157281>something about attaching Sasuke to the Gedo Mazo at some pointI don't remember this
>>286157023>You now remember that Ao3 is banned in Russia because the child of a political figure showed them a yaoi fanfiction
>>286157779Based
>>286157281This is why the retrieval arc is so weird to me, it's the only arc where Sasuke is treated like a complete weakling that needs steroids to barely be at the top 5 strongests in that arc.
>>286157800>they compiled 3 volumes into oneDid they also cut chapters or is it just 1 volume with a fuck ton of chapters?
>>286157800I hope it wasn't you I replied to in an earlier thread thinking you were the sasuketard larping behind a translator
>>286157756
>>286157377That opening is also such a legendary meme here that we have entire video essays diving into the history of this cursed piece of art. No one knows how it got released, though I'm glad it did. Not sure if this video has english subtitles, but it tells you everything you need to know about this lyrical masterpiecehttps://youtu.be/sbOw0A5NB6A
>>286158040>Thanks to Uzumaki Naruto he's caused our plans to shiftWoooow almost like you had 20 years to deal with him and it all stems from you sperging the fuck out over Minato instead of taking the 9 Tails and fucking off!
>>286156085plenty of his other IPs got banned at least. maybe he's cautious about keeping the few he has left safe.
>>286158058Kek, I'mma have to check this out whenever I get around to it.
>>286155752Los Grandes Padres
i love bee
>>286158040I guess he meant Sasuke using the gedo statue to seal the tailed beasts? I guess he'd put Nagatos eyes(Madaras) into Sasuke but I highly doubt Sasuke would be able to handle two rinnegan at that point in time.
>>286157848>1 volume with a fuck ton of chapters?One big book with one large one on soft-cover and the other two cut to fit on hard cover
>>286151997>>286152014>inventing a barrier obstacle one page before inventing a convenient way to circumvent said barrier, while handwaving one past instance that would have also met this barrier obstacle while not addressing potentially countless other instances.Like, why even invent the barrier? It didn't save time, or pages, or ink... what was the point?
Dead internet theory is real. I'm off to play some Dragon Quest.
>>286156619>I'm not sure how valuable beads actually areI doubt they're particularily valuable, but that would add a beautiful ironic tragedy. Beads of enormous sentimental value taken to be sold for a couple pennies. Kakuzu is greedy enough, he'd take them for that.It's also possible Hidan took them to remove religious items that interfere with Jashin faith though. You could check if the monk guy they kill after still has any on him, while he's dead.
Naruto should give birth
>>286156618>Kisame had no idea Tobi was “Madara” until a few chapters ago.Yes but he also was working for "Uchiha Madara" and there was no need to hide from him.Who knew:>Pain>Konan>Zetsu>Itachi (not officially but he's not an idiot and would recognize "Tobi")Who didn't know:>Deidara>Sasori>Kakuzu>Hidan>KisameSo Tobi was just hiding from the lesser important Akatsuki. Very pointless.
>>286157023>speaking of censorship. since lgbt is banned in russia, naruto and sasuke's kiss looks like this.did they censor the necklaces chapter cover too? because that was the most gay thing in the entire manga, even counting Orochimaru.
>>286157045My headcanon is that it's actually how Nagato channels Madara's Susano'o chakra. Madara's Susano'o has two faces and Susano'o bones have hints of cyborgization with bolts in the bones.
>>286157480>There's also Edo Deidara unironically fangirling over Sasuke and being mad that Sai was "Sasuke's replacement".How the fuck did he even know Sai was a Sasuke replacement? Deidara never met neo-Team Kakashi! So dumb.
>>286158475I'm getting the same feeling tbdesu
>>286154085>>286154328This is why
>>286153548>When have we ever seen someone enter a "code" to get into this village?It only says the barrier "detects" anyone entering konoha without the code it doesn't automatically kill them or anything. I think the logic here is that the ninja glowies see all the merchants and travelers coming in and can spy on them to see if they're rival ninja or not. But konoha shinobi would be able to come and go as they please without being accosted by the jobber ops.
Is it gay to pursue a relationship with Animal Path?
>>286159084No, but it's necro.
>>286158200You should. Here's another kino german anime opening, but this time it's Dragon Ballhttps://youtu.be/_Dyj3hHuY_A
>>286159243What the hell is that thumbnail?
>>286158587>Beads of enormous sentimental value taken to be sold for a couple penniesThat's grim, I like it>Kakuzu is greedy enough, he'd take them for thatOf course, and he doesn't give a lot of fucks about sentimentality or spirituality>You could check if the monk guy they kill after still has any on him, while he's deadI think he looks the same warm as he does cold. But I also think he wasn't used as a sacrifice (being a monk and all)It would also be kinda bittersweet if Yugito simply lost the beads (of great sentimental value) during her transformation/battle, her team then found them after, and later put them on her (symbolic) grave. But I also like the idea of Kakuzu selling them, it's realistically tragic
>>286159260You'll have to be brave and check it out yourself
>>286154085Why is there an agenda to make Sasuke straight?
Has anyone ever made an Orochimaru or Danzo style character where they fetishize a clan but actually acts on it sexually? I mean they singlehandedly do an Itachi/Obito massacre except rape. The meme rapist Orochimaru except real. It's like if Danzo tried mass producing arm Sharingan by sleeping with as many Uchiha women as possible or worse if Orochimaru graverobs and Edo Tenseis dead Uchiha for the sole purpose of making zombie sex slaves. Then the plot twist is Tobirama developed Edo Tensei for that same reason after Izuna died.
Why the fuck ia abuse so popular in romance ?
>>286159084Depends on how much of the path is really Nagato. If it's more like an autonomous puppet that even has its own seperate soul it's straight. If he coulf feel you backshotting her and she manifests his thoughts and opinions it's gay.
Reminder that Tobirama suggests it's possible for them to use Edo Tensei, meaning Edo Tensei can further resurrect more.
>>286159243She has a cute voicehttps://youtu.be/idF2NY3peJE
>>286159605Kek
>>286159452It’s hot
>be edo tensei who broke free or caster died>learn to edo tensei too>rezing people to be your sex slaves who will be under your control and you can't be killed eitherA frightening horror story.
>>286159452There are many communities who regard even the most unaffectionate and abusive characters as positive. They would read Berserk and envy not just Casca but the remainder of the Band of the Hawk, even envious of Farnese nearly being raped by the Rape Horse.
>>286152133>>286152155>I can't even imagine Bee losing.And she was right.
>>286152311>That sharingan dude's probably the toughest fellow I've ever fought...Kishimoto forced Bee to say this at gunpoint.
In hindsight, it's a tad disappointing Sasuke never spiked a corpse and puppeted it as his own 6 paths in a situation it was useful to. Just not his style I guess.
>>286152199Where is that YouTube poop where Obito angrily confronts Sasuke and shoves that tentacle up his ass?
>>286152311>kill Sasuke like 2.5 times in the fight>the other 3 aren't even on your radar>"MAN HE WAS STRONG"What the FUCK did Kishimoto mean by this?
>>286152199Uhhh Sasuke bros?
>>286159797>Just not his style I guess.Pretty much. Even Nagato only did the six paths because he was crippled and emaciated.
https://youtu.be/m97iViZucNc
>>286152199Itachi wouldn't have blundered...
>>286159841If you punched a sandbag so hard it should've broke but didn't many times, even if it can't harm you, then it seems stronger than normal. B is praising Sasuke as being the only person to get their ass kicked a hundred times and still survive, even if getting his ass kicked that much would sound like a joke.
>>286159960More like you punch a sandbag open 2 times and then some fuck-face comes up and sews it back together
>>286159960The thing is, he only got his ass kicked like... twice. B had him dead to rights after their sword clash and exploded his chest after the Lariat. He had to get bailed about by his friends to continue the fight twice lmao. If Sasuke was only one guy it would be a lot more impressive.
Sasuke's anus is the strongest one B has ever pounded. No other butthole got destroyed that much yet kept asking for more.
Edo tensei would be perfect for pic. Orochimaru leaving and Kabuto joining were the worst and best things to happen to the Akatsuki.
>>286160061This all being bullshit in favor of continually nuking the world is the worst part of the Akatsuki. It’s later revealed that most of the great ninja villages were hiring Akatsuki to do their dirty work anyway, why not try for world domination?
>mfw spin-offs say Hidan quit his home village because they went pacifist and successfully transformed into a tourism village where their shinobi largely served as guides, bodyguards, etc>mfw there's the theoretical possibility a brothel Hidden Village would work and be especially deadly because of all the genetic powers everywhere meaning seducing and getting your brothel workers pregnant with some Hyuga or Uchiha's kid is a massive success>mfw edo tensei sex slaves might actually work if you get them to hide they're dead because you can resurrect the sexiest people across all history>mfw suddenly worried if that cloud guy who tried kidnapping Hinata was a pedophile>mfw suddenly worried if the Warring States era had regular abduction and rape of enemy combatants if they had valuable genetic powersThe Naruto universe is scary.
>>286152199SASUKEBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
>>286160061This motivation is so much better than the Infishit Pukeuyomi
>>286160061>the akatsukis goals are world domination through controlled wars! (as far as Hidan/Kakuzu/Deidara/Sasori/and presumably Itachi are concerned)>actually the akatsukis goal is to forcefully subjugate the world through fear by using a tailed beast weapon and lead to a fragile "peace" (according to Pain/Konan)>actually the akatsukis goal is to revive the 10 tails and force the world into infinite tsukuyomi (according to Obito, Zetsu, and Kisame)For as cool as Akatsuki is as a group they were really all over the place
Who would actually be best in bed?https://youtu.be/zR6jRkYKD2U
>>286160165>Tsuki No Me and Kaguya are actually the motivation for everything Madara did >his fans largely ignore this in favor of “MUH CLAAAAAAAAAAAAN”god I hate Madara
Something tells me this is applicable to modern day too
>>286160137A male shinobi is a much more worthwhile target this way.You'd need to capture and support the raped kunoichi's needs and ensure she doesn't kill herself or escape for at least 9 months before you can kill her and switch to a surrogate. Meanwhile, you never even need to capture the male shinobi as long as you can get his sperm. In fact, kunoichi aren't exactly required; imagine a water prison adjacent technique that has the sole purpose of jerking off the enemy combatant so you can gather their sperm, and then a sealing container to keep it sterile, or jars/vials with summoning seals to summon the sperm away, possibly by a team with direct access to women ready to be inseminated. Just capturing one to rape or seducing one is a lot easier as well.
>>286154468Easily explained by Itachi using genjutsu on some retarded konoha lackey and then entering with the new barrier password.
>>286160306Naruto solved this by being a really nice guy btw
>>286159272>but I also think he wasn't used as a sacrificeKinda weird Hidan didn't use the dead man for his sacrifice, but did use a half dead woman. Then if he didn't sacrifice the monk because he respects his religion, it'd be unusual he'd remove the prayer beads, but maybe jashin rules just are like that. Too bad we don't kearn anything about it.>It would also be kinda bittersweet if Yugito simply lost the beads (of great sentimental value) during her transformation/battle, her team then found them after, and later put them on her (symbolic) graveThat would be a pretty nice interpretation too. Kinda makes me sad ro think she probably never got a real grave. I wonder what kind of ceremony or whatever there was for her death (and at what point it was even considered confirmed she was dead).
>>286160234>>286160306>has literally no response >I’ll just have to try for peace dattebayo>actually when you’re the child of two prophecies and the reincarnated son of the sage of six paths you really can just make world peace by wishing hard enough >>286160331that line about his “mysterious power” making everyone his friend is such bullshit. Shikamaru wanted to fucking kill him but he’s Kishi’s favorite so just ignore that
>>286160136In a weird way, it's just a looped version of Zechs and Treize's plan of causing a war so horrible that everyone would welcome the next era of peace. But both can still work together. The plan in >>286160061 is to dominate the world via economic dominance of the war economy but even economic dominance doesn't mean nobody fights anymore or nobody ever wants to invade each other for resources. Nagato's later words are about trying to keep the pain of war fresh in everyone's mind so nobody wants to war anymore. Both basically rely on humans being big enough war-loving bastards that only through fresh pain of war and having all your arms being bought up by a private force would make people stop killing each other.
>>286160360Hypothetically, a way that might work is trying to shift the Naruto world away from war as a business being their economic lifeblood. But it's still a fucked up universe barely better than what's before. Child soldiers are still normalized but at least trained and sent on skill-appropriate missions with Jonin instructors rather than what happened to Hashirama and Tobirama's dead brothers. I don't think such a radical shift is easy to pull off but they need to make war and conflict unprofitable first.
>>286160341>Yugito simply lost the beads during her transformation/battleIts probably this but becasue Kishimoto is careless he made it so that when a Jinchuriki undoes their transformation the person fully clothed. I'm willing to bet in some draft of those pages includes a broken string of beads that didn't make the final cut.
>>286160460I feel like having lost them during battle seems more likely than during transformation, since they're still wrapped tight in the transformation panel we see and it would be really inconvenient if they broke off every time. Then again, she probably didn't need to fully transform that often.>I'm willing to bet in some draft of those pages includes a broken string of beadsNot sure ehy that would be removed though. I think it's one of the sequences Kishi put the least amount of thought into, desu.
>>286160460>Kishimoto is careless he made it so that when a Jinchuriki undoes their transformation the person fully clothedIt's like how The Hulk's pants are always on. It would be weird if everyone gets naked when they transform. The Gantz author did a manga about giant naked women like that. Naruto would become a porn show where shinobi fuck each other on the battlefield.
Posts suddenly started getting super wordy.
>be random Uchiha/Hyuga/etc Shota>everyone want your powers>in constant fear you'll be kidnapped and spermjacked 24/7>every time a girl hits on you you're afraid it's only for your genes>still traumatized every time you hear "Ara-Ara" because of that one time your teacher once led you into a room full of thirsting adult friends of hers
>>286159520>revive Chiyo with Edo Tensei>have her use her resurrection jutsu to revive other dead people to full life, or even Edo Tensei zombies>she can use it without limits because she's already dead>Death status: Cheated!You could do the same with Nagato but he's sealed away permanently, or Madara but who would dare revive him again lol. Also Obito but it would be tough to get him with Rinnegan since he died with his original eyes.
>>286159472It's no more gay than banging female Naruto and we'd all do that.
>>286159797Sasuke must have had a complex against using clones. He never used one outside of regular old Bunshin no Jutsu in anime-only scenes. When he made fun of Naruto for using clones due to his loneliness, he was really revealing his own issues about not wanting to rely on anyone else beyond himself, even his own clone. As support of this theory, adult Sasuke made a bunch of Kage Bunshin in the Boruto movie which shows that he was over his issue.
>>286160770Oh sorry we can go back to retarded spam if you really want
>>286160854He shat over Naruto using clones the second Valley of End fight. He said it was a representation of his loneliness, that he needs to clone himself just to have friends.
>>286160779I read a random fanfic that treated that as a serious plot point with Yamato, lol. It ended with him falling in love with a designated semen stealer ninja because she reminded him of the girl from his filler backstory
>>286160901
>>286160901Probably wouldn't work out given none of Hashirama's parents, brothers, kids, or grandkids have his Wood Element. It's super recessive.
>>286159452Especially in yuri.
>>286161029Yeah, definitely not, I just thought it was interesting. I like Yamato. Also I think it’s lightly implied (if not confirmed in filler) that Hashirama being so special was because he was an Asura reincarnation.
>>286160827Does pic count as female Naruto?
>>286161108>hashes for the picsHuh?
>>286161135When you click view same, you search pictures by their hash. This same hash can be copied onto arch.b4 and others that use the same to search that pic there.
>I was trying to check the hashes for the pics in this thread
I too am a newfag
>>286161156Oh...why would you want to?
I grab hashes too.
>>286161163Gay sex with shotasuke
>>286161170I discovered that the big booby Senran webm wasn't the same one posted elsewhere. https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/s3A2EmTVxyndzWRAMAD5eA/I thought it was one of those which can't be uploaded here anymore then I realized it was a different webm of the same thing therefore a different hash.
>>286161169Yes, hehe, newfags... not people in disbelief at this thinly veiled attempt to seethe about archive posts when we FINALLY started to have comfy threads. Stay in there. Do not come here.
>>286160256But anon, if you send a female to rape a male, she can return pregnant without anyone knowing, not even the male. If you then birth a male, you can have a male of that clan nobody knows exists to perform pic.
>286161225Are you upset you've been exposed as the poster?
I too sm a schizoid
You now remember Itachi still can't cook eggs.
>>286161227Anon that post is saying male rape TARGETS are more valuable, with female and male semen collectors being ideal
>>286161227this is the real reason Sasuke had Salad
>>286152139It's all the worse since the rinnegan is just an an evolved sharingan. Rinnegan should, much like it is later for sauce, be everything sharingan has plus its unique qualities.Pain should have Sasuke's abilities + more (given Hagoromo is also from the same bloodline as all Byakugan comes from, it only makes sense he'd have much of their skills, even if his developed towards Sharingan type skills, whereas Hamura went in the byakugan-tenseigan direction)
>>286152521Konoha has never updated their admin passwords so every missing nin can reuse theirs from 20 years ago freely. Thanks Hiruzen. Thanks Tsunade.
>>286160341>Kinda weird Hidan didn't use the dead man for his sacrifice, but did use a half dead womanJashinism prohibits half-killings, but Hidan is shown to pray for forgiveness whenever he's not allowed to kill the target. So it seems he's able to receive absolution in some capacity. And I can imagine Yugito being such a feisty opponent made Hidan itch to sacrifice her. A strong combatant like her makes for a valuable offering, as opossed to someone weak or someone unwilling to fight/kill. And lastly, Hidan has to offer up sacrifices one way or the other, and under Akatsuki he's not allowed to just go on a killing spree like he did before. He kinda has to make do with what he gets. If the monk can't be used, then the half-dead girl has to suffice. She was probably very worthy in his eyes, which likely made it sting even more that he wasn't allowed to end her>Kinda makes me sad ro think she probably never got a real graveI like to think the people that were actually close to her build some kind of tiny shrine or symbolic grave, at least. Any kind of memento of her person. Not sure when her death would've been confirmed, but maybe (one of) her team mates never stopped hoping she's alive until they'd see her corpse with their own eyes. They must've been ridden with guilt and possibly denial as well (especially since Yugito was just nowhere to be found). As for funeral ceremonies, I wonder if there's a traditional way for Kumogakure to bury their (presumed) dead, or if the Nii clan has it's own way of doing it
>>286159594>Orochimaru never took over an aburame body and then let the bugs feed on several edo tensei bodies to amass the chakra near infinitely, and then just manipulate the bug swarms to form into gigantic handsigns to unleash extremely upscaled jutsu at a whim
>>286161227If they fucked young (around 10) this could be done in real life btwhe'd be about 60 at the end though
>>286161286According to Boruto, a God Tree clone of Sasuke has the Rinnegan but can't Chidori right because he can't Sharingan. Nagato never found out how to Sharingan either. It's more the reverse in that the Rinnegan is the Sage's while the Sharingan is either Kaguya's forehead or Indra's thing. Orochimaru and Kabuto got wrong that it's Senju + Uchiha but rather remaking the Sage via Asura + Indra.
>>286161345>According to BorutoStopped reading
Shonen manga need more female rivals.
>>286160827
>>286161345>Nagato never found out how to Sharingan either.Started reading.
Discuss Sasuke resurrecting the Uchiha clan.
>>286161238Stay there. Idc which of them you are. Go blame everything on whoever is your nemesis there. I want a meltie-free Pain fight. Jiraiya vs Pain was bad enough. Don't drag your drama here.
>>286161350Nagato objectively doesn’t have the sharingan’s perception though. And according to Obito, the Rinnegan’s true strength can only be used by Uchiha, which he demonstrates with massive “fuck you” sealing chains that make everyone his bitch
Reminder that happiness and anticipation at seeing your parents can awaken your Sharingan, meaning loving and babymaking sex with an Uchiha might be enough to trigger MS. But Naruto's such a wartorn world full of child soldiers that everyone thinks to traumatize each other first.
>286161385You have been exposed
>>286161371One man founded the Uchiha, so I guess it’s possible. He’d need a lot of babysitters. At a certain point marrying into one clan and taking a bunch of concubines would probably be easiest. I think the real answer is that he’s 12, he isn’t thinking about breeding programs and repopulation, he just misses his family and feels their loss every time he goes to bed in the ghost town where they died
286161385>The exposed one continues screamingWhy?
>>286161419Salad… had a hard life…
>>286161371Is Kaguya's womb still functional even as she's sealed away?
Exposed he has been
Reminder that the Senju canonically don't have a speciality.>Senju Ichizokuor >The clan with a thousand skillsis named so because they are a jack of all trades yet a master at many things. This being all of Asura's variety of followers, they many different skills and likely share Asura's line but not immediately so but over time. Unlike Indra who either had many kids or kids who had many kids because only he had the Sharingan, it may not be possible to trace any pseudo Genghis Khan equivalent. This also means the Senju has less inbreeding.
>>286160854He also just didn't have enough chakra. Same reason Kakashi could only use a few. Even in Bort Sauce can only make like 6, which is an absurd amount for anyone outside of Naruto
>>286152240Nigga literally got J murdered for nothing and doesn't even know or care.
Technically speaking, does Shin's surviving clones count as a pseudo Uchiha clan? They all have Sharingan. Would they pass it onto their kids?
>>286161345None of the Shinju seem to display any rinnegan skills though, even if their unique powers (like Mamushi's) are occular.So either they'll awaken the rinnegan powers if allowed to live long enough (Jura seems to have, since he made Hidari's bulb pull from kilometers away), which gives a possible out for Sarada's MS, or else the rinnegan is just like how animal path summonings all have rinnegan: it's just to give an inner connection for all the lower forms of the original, in this case Jura
>>286161371oh he certainly rebuilt his clan..... If I was in Konoha I'd help guarantee 50 more Uchiha, if you know what I mean........
>>286161609Yes, they wear the Uchiwa and Shin named himself Uchiha. They all inherited his Sharingan and even his Mangekyo, so yeah, I think they should pass on the Sharingan at least. I always thought that was part of the reason Kabuto got them, because he was only in a position to do so because Itachi saved him with Izanami
>>286161388I guess this follows from what Itachi said to Kakashi when he's first shown: you can get a sharingan (or in Nagato's case, rinne), and be good with it, but that doesn't mean you'll ever have the same ability as someone with the bloodline.Nagato, similarly, is as skilled w the six paths, but never figured out limbo. Presumably it would be similar if someone stole Sasuke's, insofar as they'd never be able to master his unique ability w transportation
Don't post Bolt shit in my Naruto threads
FFXVI failed to become this.
Kishimoto's marker of choice to color his art gives me an aneurism. Can't believe he hasn't been strangled over his approach yet. You may continue on with the thread.
https://files.catbox.moe/csvhl0.mp4
>>286152518Each path has Jonin level taijutsu skills and high durability. That would put them above most of the village at a base level.
>>286161783Wiggly lines
>>286161744Naruto's adult design is so lame
>>286161783>you know what, I DO want to see what you can do, Naruto! Lay it on me!>AIEEEEEEEEE NOT THE RASENSHURIKEEEEEEN
>>286161888he’s an overworked paper pusher who doesn’t sleep and has a strained relationship with his son, he deserves a lame design to match
>>286160137Stealing these ideas.
>>286161888
>>286159023> headcanonwhy, anon? why not just say "yeah that doesn't make sense" or better yet, nothing at all?
>>286161888it's mostly the hair
>>286152199lol sasuke is a bum
>>286161783cringe video but nice art
>>286161978I agree, but I'm honestly not much of a fan of his outfit either. The color scheme is fine, that's the only positive thing i give it.
How would Konoha stop Deidara if he decided to nuke the village? How strong is their AA defense?
>>286161812Wiggly lines is what I'm snorting in the bathroom stall when my hands are too shaky>>286161911Gramps didn't stand a chance going up against the main character, rest in pieces
>>286162020I'm cringe. And I have plenty of nice art
>>286161387Akatsuki Naruko fits too well. Can't imagine a female Naruto turning out the same as him.
>>286156896Dude people aren't logical.
>>286162160Wouldn't it make more sense to try and befriend the tailed beast and have them protect the village of their own accord instead of sacrificing multiple hosts for a makeshift unreliable nuke?
>>286162159What's going on this time?
>>286162031The colour scheme is not fine. He ALWAYS has orange pants. He needs longer hair and a headband too.
>>286162187Hashirama poked them all with sticks so they aren’t agreeable to humans. Which is funny because Hashirama is technically their brother much like Naruto is.
>>286162203Obsession over an anonymous user that's been fabricated to fuel schizophrenia.
One of the funnier ironies in Naruto is that Obito was one of the more Senju Uchihas. Half his body is Hashirama DNA, he subconsciously had all these thoughts of going back home and becoming hokage, he even hates Madara so much he never wanted Madara back and never injected any of Madara inside him. He's almost alike Tobirama with BTFOing Uchiha and using space-time jutsu. A weird hypothetical is if Obito could've eventually accidentally gotten the Rinnegan if he put Sasuke's old eyes in his other socket and doing Asura + Indra via Hashirama + Sasuke but he never knew it would work. Begs the question if Orochimaru knowing the truth ever homemade a Rinnegan in some test body later.
>Tobi>Tobirama
>>286162491>kills Uchiha>kills Uchiha
Explain Imu's eyes
>>286162439Another funny one is that, if Oro managed to take over Sasuke, he would've single-handedly beat the Madara plan, bc he'd evolve a rinnegan. He's the one reducing for almost all the Hashirama cell fuckery, and would've accidentally fucked into it in the way Danzo thought he was gonnaImagine how absurdly OP Oro with already sennin level skills, powerful body, Sasuke sharingan, Hashirama cells, and natural rinnegan would be
>be tobirama>preserve madara's body>izanagi happens
>>286162584>Imagine how absurdly OP Oro with already sennin level skills, powerful body, Sasuke sharingan, Hashirama cells, and natural rinnegan would beThe antagonist we deserved but didn't get
I still worry this is just the calm before the storm and we're not going to be able to enjoy the Pain invasion.
>direct Asura and Indra reincarnation dna is required to form a Rinnegan (distant relations don't count(>not ONCE did an Asura or Indra rape the other and produce a Rinnegan babyI call bullshit
>>286162043Kakashi will just kamui it
>>286162704The reincarnations are always both male.
In hindsight, Hiashi using Byakugan to see that the Juubi destroyed a far away city, and Hiashi was also able to figure out the next bijuu bomb was aiming towards headquarters. The range is much bigger than I remembered.
>>286162709Yes yes, very good Kakashi...but what will you do about the 2nd Nuke?
>>286161303>And I can imagine Yugito being such a feisty opponent made Hidan itch to sacrifice her. A strong combatant like her makes for a valuable offeringThat makes sense to me. He probably would have a lot of random bodies for sacrifices still, so going for her specifically seems to imply quality matters.>but maybe (one of) her team mates never stopped hoping she's alive until they'd see her corpse with their own eyesI can totally see it. Her team going back to the place she was captured, looking for clues, even when she was already dead...I imagine to the average ninja someone like her would seem untouchable, so it'd be extra shocking and hard to believe gor them to hear she was captured.
The fuck is the fanfiction over Yugito and Hidan? The former was barely a character and the latter was done in by Shikamaru. Weird characters to fixate on.
>>286162854Jinchuriki automatically have devoted autists, and Hidan was cooler when he first appeared, the editor made Kishi end the Akatsuki duo arc early, so Hidan and Kakuzu went out like bitches
>>286162854Didn't Hidan rank pretty high in the last global poll? even if the top spots were bot city there had to be some truth to it and anyone in the top 50 has to have dedicated fans
>>286162717I wonder how many there were. The sage seemed to imply there were a lot and the most recent before Naruto/Sasuke were Hashirama/Madara. Given how the cycle doesn't continue until both die I wonder how many generations it took to reach Naruto/Sasuke
>>286162882>Hidan was cooler when he first appearedYeah, I'd agree with that. Yugito I don't get at all. She's got a boring design, but her tailed beast was cool. Not even the Cloud cared about her though.
>>286162924Considering the mess of a timeline Naruto is, it could be anywhere between 3-5 reincarnations to 50+
>>286162924I think there were quite a few. Black Zetsu wasn’t even disappointed when he lost and Kaguya was resealed, his reaction was “oh well, better wait for the next Indra”. That’s nearly a hundred years down the drain and he didn’t even care.
>>286162926She looks ANBU-esque and has a few unique abilities like the mouse fireballs, claws, and the full biju form like Bee. Cool powers are usually all it takes.
>>286162941I wonder if they were all incredibly strong or if there were some duds, the implication of Madara/Sasuke being the few who awoke the MS makes me think most of the reincarnates weren't that great. I also wonder which soul had the winning record on kills.
>>286162924>>286162947Zetsu said he failed in converting Indras reincarnations pre Madara.
>>286161172What do you mean by "grab" Hashske?
>>286162854It's two dedicated autists talking about their rare waifu and husbando, it's kind of endearing. One of them is a hot femanon and the other is a drawfag.
>>286160968Source?
>>286163110Thats from Senran Kaguya
>when you remember tomorrow is Wednesday
>>286162717You can't prove that there weren't toxic yuri chakra transmigrants of Indra and Ashura.
>>286162947>>286162996I wonder if Zetsu ever would've considered pivoting to manipulating an Asura, or I guess Indras are just extremely prone to chimping out
>>286152014
>>286158434more QTshodo panel time
>>286162833>going for her specifically seems to imply quality mattersYeah, especially since he wasn't allowed to kill her, yet still chose her as a sacrifice. Too good to pass up, most likely>Her team going back to the place she was captured, looking for clues, even when she was already deadYugito seems like the type of person who'd deliberately leave clues behind for her team to find, if given the opportunity. People who knew her were probably in disbelief someone as organized and powerful as her would just vanish without a trace
>>286162854Fixating on obscure characters is a special kind of fun, there's so much room to speculate. Hidan's not that obscure (he's an Akatsuki member, they're pretty popular) but there's not much known about him or jashin. Yugito is a big mystery as well, with great potential. A jinchuriki who's able to fully transform at will is goated. And I personally like her plain/simple design that hides beauty and power underneath. Both characters deserved better than the jobber fates they got. And I suppose both uniquely fit Yugitobro's and my autistic tastes
How do we eradicate vermin Narutards off /a/?
>>286163469Get them to join your cult then repeat jonestown
>>286163464>A jinchuriki who's able to fully transform at will is goatedSeems to be implied she just gives her body up to the tailed beast since she's not listed as one of the perfect Jinchūriki, and the tailed beast seem to be easier to capture on their own, just look at the 3-Tails.
>>286163469You can't, dattebayo.
>>286163469There's this nifty feature that allows you to hide threads, or you could take it a step further and filter your catalog so you see 0 Naruto threads. Imagine.
Jinchūriki tier list:>God TierNaruto>Perfect Control EliteKiller B>Kage-Level HostsYagura>High-Level CombatantsFū, Rōshi, Han>Mid TierUtakata, Yugito>Unstable PowerhouseGaara (pre-extraction)
Just kamui it again, its not that hard.>inb4 not enough chakraJust use tsunade as battery
>>286163597Utakata was portrayed as being really powerful, wasn't he? I thought so, at least.
>>286163522>she's not listed as one of the perfect JinchūrikiYugito doesn't have full control over Matatabi, but she has full control over her transformation. Makes me wonder if she's giving her body up to the beast, or if she's fighting for dominance the whole time>the tailed beast seem to be easier to capture on their own, just look at the 3-TailsThat's true. I guess the beasts on their own are too driven by animalistic instincts to come up with strategic battle plans
>>286162729Forgot to tag >>286163615
>>286163648Anime Utakata did better than Jiraiya against the Paths lmao
>>286163597Yagura is just Obito. Beast and Man under mangekyo Sharingan genjutsu.
>>286152155Dark skin and that yellow eye color are a striking combo. Karui could have been qt if not for that raggy hair, the hair color, and durag headband. Also could have given her a nice leg type build like Shizune instead of being a plank. >>286152240Can’t believe Bee let Chudsuke kill his boy while he is having a laugh at the prank.
>>286163403
Man, why can't I get some Hidan-dick in a box?...
They dont manufacture those anymore
>>286163451>Yugito seems like the type of person who'd deliberately leave clues behind for her team to find, if given the opportunityTrue, but I wonder if there's much of a way she could've left clues on that ruined battlefield and even if, there's not much info she could've given them I think. >>286163522>>286163672We don't really know how good her control is exactly, but the "given herself over" line is just a mistranslation of "she has fully transformed". There's reasons why Danzo might not mention her, even if she is perfect, but I have to admit it's most likely she wasn't a perfect jinchuriki. Still I think she must've had very good control, since it's the main thing she's been training on, at least third to Bee and Yagura.>>286163597I disagree.
>>286164153Wat
>>286152014>>286161291I would have thought the barrier was a recent addition to the village's defense-systems because of the sudden danger akatsuki has started to pose. The Itachi-explanation actually makes konoha seems worse off by comparison
>>286164153Dammit! I was ready to give it a proper funeral too. I would've buried it so deep inside, even Pain's almighty push couldn't compare>>286164240>wonder if there's much of a way she could've left clues on that ruined battlefieldNah, probably not. But that makes me think, if any of the captured jinchuriki's bodies could be tracked in any way, Akatsuki's hideout wouldn't be a secret for long. I doubt that complicated technology such as tracking devices exist in the Narutoverse, but maybe chakra-tracking could be a thing?>Still I think she must've had very good control, since it's the main thing she's been training on, at least third to Bee and YaguraYeah, I think so too. It is stated her training was exceptionally brutal and complicated, so I guess she learned to retain control through force. That makes Yugito a biju beast-tamer in a way, which is cool
>>286164526>if any of the captured jinchuriki's bodies could be tracked in any way, Akatsuki's hideout wouldn't be a secret for longDefinitely seems like something that'd be possible, but I'm pretty sure Akatsuki have multiple hideouts, since they were followed to one during the Gaara arc. Not sure how the logistics with the statue work though.>I guess she learned to retain control through force. That makes Yugito a biju beast-tamer in a way, which is coolWould've been cool if there were different kinds of relationships and ways to control biju, with different up- and downsides. I kinda don't like the idea that the most important thing for getting perfect control is being likable, desu.
>>286163349I mean, he needed them to develop the rinnegan so they control tentails to gather all the chakra, so asuras don't work (unless they're expected to steal an indra MS, and even then it's not certain if that would evolve)
>>286164611Yeah, there are multiple hideouts. When the gedo statue is not in use, it's kept at mountains' graveyard. But since the statue is a personal summon of Nagato, I guess he just summons it to whichever hideout the circumstances call for. Still, tracking the jinchuriki bodies and infiltrating a hideout could interrupt and mess up a seal. Three whole days is plenty of time to do it, too>Would've been cool if there were different kinds of relationships and ways to control biju, with different up- and downsidesThis! I would've loved to see that. From being buddies with your biju, to negotiating with it, to controlling it through force. Maybe there's even a way to brainwash/lobotomize it, or simply trick it if you're brave. Seeing all the pros and cons of those different relationships would've been neat>I kinda don't like the idea that the most important thing for getting perfect control is being likable, desuSame, desu. I see how being charismatic plays a role in bonding and/or persuasion with some bijus, but I don't think it should be the most important aspect. To me that's a massive downplay of the tailed beasts' dangerous otherworldly natures, and their tricky, grandeur personalities>>286164983Cool armor
>>286162155Here's some more
>>286164983Does the Sound 4 have any cool new designs from the mobile game?
>>286165232It's not the war arc yet, Sai.
>>286165232Remember how this guy was supposed to be the new member of the main team for this series? Why did Kishimoto even bother creating him when he clearly had nothing to do with him after the bridge arc, kek.
>>286165259The anime keeps throwing him screentime in canon episodes but his manga presence has been fvcking grim
>>286165259>>286165314When's the last time he said something? Did he even do that in the Itachi Pursuit arc?
>>286163469Why did this posts remained but>>286163317>>286163403Those got deleted?All are mine
>no anime>no games>merch is stuck in shippuden phasePathetic IP
I don't understand obsession with Yugito. Like, it's the blandest character design possible with only remaining interesting quality is her being a jinchuuriki
I want to stir the shit by starting to compare Naruto to other manga but I only read Naruto.
https://files.catbox.moe/mc7x97.mp4
>>286165616She has a professional/bland get up, but just enough implied beauty to be interesting. Also she should've won (kind of a point kishi really drops the ball with the jinchuriki narrative). Also ryona and humiliation.
>>286165312>pinkfags>on topicWhat the fuck are you talking about, lmao. 90% of all the shipping shitflinging itts is caused by NSfags constantly bringing up their ship even when it has nothing to do with the current chapter.
>>286165718So they got every english dub VA except for Naruto's? Guess they can't afford her for a spinoff.
yugitofag. do you like sakura?
>>286165737That pic is old, someone should make a new version. Throw in some husbandos too
>>286152797reminder Konan sent Ajisai out on an S rank mission despite her only being a Chunin specifically to get her killed so Nagato could use her corpse
>>286165815Not really, but I've come to respect her a bit more through the vain struggle of her supporters, even if it shits up the thread sometimes. There was some potential that could've been realized.
>>286155476western society has spent 50 years consistently portraying tobacco companies as Satan incarnate and cigarettes as bioweapons on par with anthrax. You think that wouldn't affect how society treats portrayals of tobacco consumption even in fictional media? there are countries where tobacco gets the same legal treatment that cocaine and heroin does. society has basically inverted its treatment of marijuana and tobacco.
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>>286165863fair. favourite characters beside yugito?favourite ships?
Kakuzu can be kind of a tsunderehttps://files.catbox.moe/15lzqw.mp4
>>286158040I like how in UNS3 they didn't translate 'tsuki no me', and also didn't direct the actors how to pronounce it so they say it like 'mee' rather than 'meh'.
>>286165797i doubt. she's i not that popular. brobably was busy with other projects
>>286160183note how half of the members have zero reason to actually be interested in those goals. what do Hidan, Deidara, or Sasori get from war profiteering? what does Kisame get from the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan? what did Itachi do at all?the only one whose personal ideology actually aligns with the supposed goals of the group is Kakuzu. He'd be full steam on getting rich from managed wars. also, for the record, Akatsuki had a fourth 'real' goal: Zetsu wanted the 10 tails to help Kaguya, he was just using the Tsuki No Me plan to keep Obito and Madara in line.
>>286165312Mei and Kaguya should switchAlso really hope we get another female otsutsuki, would love to see Ikemoto draw that. Imagine a qt teenage otsutsuki, maybe that's what we'll get in Akebi (Delta + Otsutsuki would be great)
>>286161046VOTE1 really went like that kek. Why is the black haired rival always beating the shit out of the hero
>>286165929I kinda like Kakashi and Sasori I guess. For more memecharacters I also like Samui, Ino and Tayuya.I'm not into shipping, but I feel like Yugito and Kakashi could have good chemistry.
>>286161090that's female Jiraiya. SK equivalent to Naruto is Asuka.
>>286161355no little boy wants to project onto a character who can't beat a girl. in shonen, girls are only for eyecandy because that's inherently what the 12 year old audience likes.
>>286161371given the close relation, the logical answer would be to pick up a Hyuuga girl. barring that, going on walkabout to try and find any communities of Uchiha that didn't settle in Konoha.
>>286158645Nope. all good
>>286165259he had hoped Sai would be popular with readers. when Sai bombed he got dropped from the story.
>>286165312>two of my girls on wildly different sides of the spectrumlol
>>286158961>I hate fagsBut why did she married Naruto, though.
>>286165797they skipped a lot of them. Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura, Guy, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and a half-dozen others. I looked into it and it's because Viz knew the series wouldn't make dick for money, so went for non-union voice talent. most of the big name actors in the series were Union, so their rates were too high. Michelle Ruff ends up voicing like a third of the women.
>>286166351I enjoy reading these posts. Make more posts featuring Naruto trivia
https://youtu.be/xjwJedRBZOE?si=WGS3m4_YTyeIXRlJ
>>286165718Such a good series, I hope they do the Boruto one eventually
>>286166351if anything, it's easier to count the characters who have their actual VAs. T3, T8, and T10 all have their proper voices. Tsunade does. Shizune. Ayame. Iruka. Bee. Kisame. Konan. Konohamaru. Yamato.
i want to shitpost a lil bit before work. some triviahttps://litter.catbox.moe/1pi9jv4wfqgjpisn.ts2x2 the tv program that aired Naruto only dubbed it with two voices. Naruto's va voiced him and other women while male voice did every men.
>>286165312all wrong. I find Sakura aesthetically pleasing and collect her fanarts. I also masturbate to her frequently. Porn pic because I'm ban evading. похуй мне, кароч.
>>286166757Sasusaku fan art sucks.
>>286165312So you guys replied a ton to that one, but not this? >>286165237>>286166551I could post more later, if you want
>>286167162it's kinda premature to get into end of series power ranking. I prefer that guy who is posting power rankings going by the current chapter.
>>286165237How ram scales to Naruto characters?
>>286167269don't lie to yourself there are no newfags here. >>286165237i think placing jiraiya next to itachi is a big stretch
>>286166839What ship do you like?
>>286165524The series is over. Shippuden gets most merch because its popular
another decisive loss for jeetsukejeet tbqh
>>286167454>don't lie to yourself there are no newfags here.I didn't mean to imply that there were. I just like discussing the power rankings for where we are at in the dump. Maybe you'll get more replies if you made your own chart
>>286166757I-is that a n-nipple?AIIIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME MODS!
>>286165232Someone doesn't like sharing his wife to Raikage to keep the peace between nations, uh.
>>286167269Fuck, you're right. I found the chart in an old thread and thought it was interesting, but I didn't think it through>>286165718>>286165237>>286165312Hidanhoe here, that's all me. Sorry if the posts had jeet-quality, I just wanted to liven up the thread a little
All good
>>286167511 i Like naruto and hinata and shikamaru and temari.
>>286166757Mogs with zero nudity and more sex appeal.
>>286167787>information jirayaiya up topis pretty funny I didn't even notice it half meme rankings.
>>286167843This looks like shit anon.
>>286167870Yeah, that just makes it better though
>>286167843Disgusting
>>286168585Low testosterone.
this will be the last post to bump this thread
>>286151978Man I loved this cover. Remember looking at it in awe at barnes and noble when this specific English volume came out
>>286152199Even as a kid I could feel the insults this page was hurling at Sasuke lol
>>286152576This was probably one of the more acceptable uses of it
>>286152576Surprised that GAYruto never used it to cheat on SLUTnata.
>>286169997Nope
Ermmmm if Indra only reincarnated down the Uchiha lineage, how would his cycle have continued had Naruto decided to just kill Sasuke since he was the last Uchiha?
>>286171520it wouldn't have continued
>>286171520Do the Uchiha have a spinoff clan like the Senju had the Uzumaki?>but the sharinganShut it, all they say is you need Indra+Asura chakra to make a rinnegan
>>286171659>Do the Uchiha have a spinoff clan like the Senju had the Uzumaki?Possibly the Hagoromo clan. They were allied with the Uchiha in the Hashirama/Madara flashback. The Hagoromo clan wore the same style outfits as Hidden Cloud and Kinkaku and Ginkaku may have been members based on that.
>>286166083>what do Hidan, Deidara, or Sasori get from war profiteeringHidan and Deidara just like killing/blowing shit up so that'd be fine for them. Deidara was already a terrorist bomber for hire prior to joining Akatsuki. I don't know if Sasori is as sadistic but getting more material for human puppets is a boon for him.Kisame was just disillusioned with the world so the IT seemed preferable to him because it would put him in a perfect reality. He says he wished he could experience it before he diesItachi is uhh, well we all know what he's like.Also I disagree, Zetsu wanted the IT just as much only for different reasons. Obito/Madara wanted it because they thought it would lead to peace, Zetsu wanted it cause he needed the chakra from everyone to help revive Kaguya and also to create another White Zetsu army. IT wasn't the end goal for him but it was definitely important.
>>286171520>>286171659one of the Shin clones would inherit his chakra
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>>286164040Can you squish your boobs together or make them jiggle, kudasai?
>>286171960why do Hidan and Deidara need to be in Akatsuki to do that? Deidara explicitly was enlisted under duress and hates practically everyone in the group.
>>286172870NTA, but Deidara and Hidan were forced to join Akatsuki to begin with. You could say Hidan got persuaded in the end, but Deidara's a straight up captive>>286172542I could post in the archive, to dodge the nukes
>>286173034that's what I was getting at. they didn't need Akatsuki, and Akatsuki didn't need them. Kishi's retcons made Akatsuki make less and less sense as time went on.
>>286173034>post in the archivePlease do!
>>286173094Post the link if she does.
>>286173034Deidara is stupidly loyal for a captive. He bitched about not getting to kill Orochimaru for betraying the Akatsuki and constantly took more work. I know he likes fighting, but still. Doesn’t he even tell Obito that Akatsuki members have to be cool?
>>286173072Yeah, that's true. Though I'd still say Deidara's a pretty valuable member to the Akatsuki, and if it's only for his ability to fly and transport bodies>>286173275Jep. My theory: stockholm syndrom>>286173127I'll do it myself. Posting one archive link shouldn't get me bonked for off-topic posting, right?
>>286173351>Posting one archive link shouldn't get me bonked for off-topic posting, right?I don't know.....m-maybe this isn't a good idea... I don't want you getting banned!