Sakura is for me. She may be a pink shitter, she may be useless, but she is mine. Naruto? Sasuke? Neither of them matter. I am the Sakurabowl winner.Post waifus and husbandos.
Don't call my wife a shitter
>>286187941Sorry, Saucegay but she's MY wife.
>>286187941Women shit too, anon. Sakura especially takes big fat stinky dumps
The buff Sakura deserved.
>>286187941He meant to say pisser
>>286187929She beat Sasori and saved Kankuro, that’s not too bad. She also was aware of how useless she was in the bridge arc and immediately wanted to learn the nine tails suppression technique. I think she gets a bad rap because she likes Sasuke, as if every other character isn’t constantly throating him
>>286188373They get taught chakra control, substitution, "clone" jutsu, transformation, basic martial arts, basic shuriken+kunai training, and get regular schooling like learning to read, write, etc.
>>286188373They don't get taught shit in the academy.
>>286188287>She beat SasoriWhy tell a lie like this
>>286188561I'm shocked she got 3rd in the one shot manga poll, even though I voted for her.
>>286188609Separate schools. You presumably get advanced learning because you have to learn all of this on top of learning everything else a kid has to.
>>286188609They have separate schools, but the vast majority of ninja flunk out. Anime filler suggests they just keep trying, but specific characters like the girl who bullies Sakura are never seen again, so she probably gave up.
>>286187929You have absolutely dogshite taste in waifus, there's very few worse characters than Pink, but I respect your stance. Also, fuck Nardo and Sauce too, team 7 ain't except for Kakashi.
>>286188707>I respect your stanceThanks. Had a crush on her as a teen and never got over it. Tsunade's a good waifu too.>Also, fuck Nardo and Sauce tooBased. Kakashi rules.
>>286188373No, not really. First aid maybe, but actual healing jutsu tends to require very precise chakra control, so potential healers are identified and given special healing instruction separately. Both Sakura and Ino know Mystical Palm, and in the anime Hinata knows it too. Sasuke can also use it, as of Sasuke Retsuden.
>>286188771She doesn't like the system either. It put her under incredible stress to live up to her father's expectations to lead the clan and put her at odds with her cousin, when she'd rather not fight anyone.
>>286188173Sakura's charm point is her ass, she has no need for chest fat
>>286188754>contributed nothing to her clan>trained and raised Boruto, the STRONGEST Hyuga ever >>286188896Tsunade could have, the Minato one-shot showed that she was in the village when Obito and Kakashi were kids.
>>286188880Sakura is face > ass > tits
>>286189259
You wouldn't beat this to a pulp would you?
>>286187929Never liked her I preferred ino or hinata
>>286188856It never made sense i do believe that its not even cannon that sasuke can use medical ninjutsu since he can just straight up revive people from the dead.
>>286188880If this was true that just proves sasuke is gay.
>>286190148
>>286187929>>286187941It's pisser now which is a lot hotter
>>286190148Well yesterday’s chapter proves better fitment than hinata.
>>286187929stupid looking outfitif there is one thing you have to give kishimoto credit for is the fact that all the characters he drew wore clothes that were functionalwhat sakura is wearing in OP's pic would not allow her to move freely>b-but muh dickshut the fuck up peasantyou know shit about artstay in your lane
>>286188244>>286190363>pisserFetish stuff that has nothing to do with the character. Pinkshitter sounds better anyway, and it came first.
>>286187929As much as i hate Sakura she was failed as a character there could’ve been a lot more to do with her since she is one of the main characters.And her end pairing with sasuke makes her look bad.
>>286190283Gohan in the world of Naruto>DADDY DOESN'T LOVE MEBoruto in the world of DB>DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME
>>286190772
>>286190809
>>286190283kek I love Invincible influence on shonentards
>>286187929Sakura? Built for NTR.
>>286188880Dude, that's a man!
I'm assuming that Rajsuke had another meltie
>>286187929ugly and useless bitch
>>286190972>Gohan successfully reproduced and carried Goku's genesYay, more people to sit on the sidelines and be useless
The OP suggests posting waifus and husbandos, but I don’t want my beloved anywhere near the piss vs shit debatefarts are superior anyway
>>286188880She doesn't have that, dumb ameroshart
>>286191270Not according to the numbers
>>286187929I'm pissed at how ugly they made her Boruto design. She was peak in part 1, and still very good in Shippuden
>>286191463Speak of the devil, and she shall appear.
>>286187929Realistically spanking, if Madara had the whole time, or Zetsu rather (because kaguya was on the verge of coming out anyway), would he would have the able to actually foresee it because there was this whole thing in the flashbacks about Madara being weak to backstabs such. I'm honestly the thought. He seemed pretty pissed off even though he should the known have coming, or at least I thought so. Guy probably beat his head so hard he lost his hashirama brain cells
>>286191465I liked her midriff version more
>>286191465>>286191648I think you may just be JCfags.
>>286191682Not after what they did to OPM S2 and S3
>>286191569>Realistically spanking
>>286191569Did you have a stroke when typing all that out?
Hidansis if you read this, are you still gonna post my request?
>>286187941your wife is a whore
>>286187929My wife is useless too but I love her
>>286192001Sorry anon, I had to get some sleep yesterday. Should I just post it here?
>>286188578are those jade bangles? only old grannies wear those lmao
>>286192450Sure, go ahead!
>>286187929>Circle over her crotch to show you where to aim
>>286192539Done>>286192691
>>286192740NICE thank you!!
Tsunade sex!
We should have got Ino instead
>>286192781Why is she brown
>>286187929
>>286188456>Posts something that did not happen
>>286187929>In the real world Naruto would fucking both her and Hinata.Do not argue with me that is the truth.
>>286187929>>286188244>>286189978>>286190847>>286191465Hated what they did to her hair in Shippuden compared to part 1Most of the time it looked way too stiff and pyramid-looking, zero flow.Pic related
>>286187929OP, if you were into guys, who would your husbando be?
>>286193817I'd change sexualities to be into Sakura
Open wide, Rai-ka-ge-sama…
Why did she do it?
>>286193846You can be bi
>>286193411the only reason anyone forgives sasuke is because Kishimoto is retarded, and thinks he’s “pure” when he’s manically laughing about murder. He impales Karin through the chest for no reason and she spends the rest of her life as a cuck, obsessing over his daughter. Even Ino is willing to start a war and kill thousands to avenge his penis.
>>286187929why does she have a bindi? Fucking indians man.
>>286193057Some nigger redesigned herThey always just like making characters brown
>>286194190>made SasuHana drawingsCan someone post them? I bet they're hilarious
>>286194428Oh wow, the drawings are actually not bad. I definitely can't draw like that. Schizbro, don't waste your talent. If drawing is fun for you, focus on that and get some positive feedback. It feels better than shitting up threads and being hated
>>286194591this is autistic, but Hinata omitting Sasuke from the Kaguya fight made me laugh
>>286188173Sakura should be almost flat
>>286187929>post husbandoDon't mind if I do
https://files.catbox.moe/9owx0t.mp4
>>286187929Sakura is kinda cute, ngl
Sakura is hotter than hinata to be honest
>>286195175What about Ino?
>>286195186Ino is hot tho but Sakura is both hot and cute.
>>286195281Can some guys seriously masturbate to just faces?
>>286195357yesshe has a slutty fuck me face
>>286195357Okay, valid>>286195208True, but Ino can be kinda cute too
Did you guys read the new TBV chappie?
>>286195357nta but i often stare at the girl's eyes when fappingi don't like it if i can't see her face, so i never fap to girls wearing helmets or masks
>>286195408>validWas meant for >>286195379>>286195448Interesting. I really like it when characters wear masks, but I can see the appeal of bedroom eyes and seeing the emotion in someone's face. But a face being hidden does it just as much for me
>>286195434Nope. Is it good?
>>286187929You have absolutely BASED taste in waifus.
Why do you guys think Kakashi reads the Icha Icha series? Here's a few suggestions>It's a genuinely good story>He enjoys love stories>He enjoys smut>It's really funny>It's the first series he ever picked up and he got emotionally attached>It's slop but he likes that (like trash TV)>It is his emotional support porn
Naruto had good taste
>>286194558Femanon, stop being nice to him
So which one is cuter? Short or Long hair Sakura?
>>286195981long by far
>>286195968Never! He got me banned on valentine's just so he could dodge my love
>>286196006I really like pink hair. Whish she would've worn a few different hairstyles throughout the series
>>286196122Like this?
>>286196803For example! That hairstyle's really cute. Pink pigtails are peak
>>286196795Why is that water yellow?
The prettiest
>>286195940>only one og sakura design doujin by nekomata
>>286193998I don't want to be Bi. I want Sakura.>>286195737Thanks. You too.
>>286197335>I want SakuraFair enough. What would you do to win her over?
Sakura is hotter than Hinata, only second to Tsunade and Kaguya
Hokage POV
>>286197424Hmmm.... Well, I'd work hard to try to be an excellent shinobi who could stand beside her at the very least if not defend her. I'd show her how shallow her crush on Sasuke is by legitimately trying to understand her, her passions, desires, likes, dislikes, fears, etc. and try to frame it in a way that doesn't piss her off that she's never really gotten to know Sasuke. Hopefully this would make her realize she knows next to nothing about Sasuke and that dedicating yourself so wholly to someone you've spent little time with and barely know anything about beyond their name is ridiculous.I'd definitely use Ninjutsu to fix any issues I might have that'd physically keep me from being a good partner.It'd really depend on how close I'd be able to get and what abilities I'd have access to.
>>286193353Deserved for not mentioning Chiyo
>>286187929>Thread is labeled as "Naruto">Look inside>Nothing but pinkpiss What a uniquely dogshit thread. Or dogpiss, if you will. >>286193495SasuHina feels wrong no matter where you look at it from. >>286194190I didn’t make the drawings. I’m not your kys/commie spammer either and you keep parroting "MUH LLM" without even knowing what that is or what it does just because Sakon told you to.>>286194428You did bully that drawfag and the last time he posted was April 2025, almost one year ago. >>286193860Kill yourself nigger.
>>286197571Trying to claim Sakura got the solo win on Sasori is probably the most dishonest thing that pissers have tried to gaslight
>>286190916She literally is Sasuke is never around
>>286197544Since Sasuke tried to kill her, you could probably talk some sense into her that she shouldn't be involved with a guy like that. Next to knowing nothing about him, of course. It's a good idea you'd try to relate to her>I'd definitely use Ninjutsu to fix any issues I might have that'd physically keep me from being a good partnerKek. That's kinda hot
>>286197815>you could probably talk some sense into her that she shouldn't be involved with a guy like thatYou can’t "talk some sense" into a rapist.
>>286197848Sakura's a rapist?
>>286197916Yes.
>>286197948Kek, does anyone have the Kishi sharingan pic at the bottom?
>>286197076
>>286197948If Hanabi and Sasuke have children, would they inherit the sharingan or the byakugan?
>>286198008Here you go. I hate these fucking threads so much. >>286198030Canonically one of each.
It's so funny that Sakura cut her hair as a sign of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT but remained useless for several years after that, and many female ninja had long hair anyway
>>286198267More than funny it’s sad that that piece of shit rapist exists at all.
>>286197639>SasuHina feels wrong no matter where you look at it from.Feels right from a looks perspective, they look really good together.
>>286198330>Feels right from a looks perspective, they look really good togetherYes, if you’re a lunatic (which you are). Please kill yourself.
>>286198352Lol, calm down, man, I'm just saying their designs look good together.
>>286198267
>>286198386>calm downNo. I hate you and everyone in these fucking threads. You ruined the only thing that made me happy. Fuck you and eat shit.
>>286198405I did?! I don't even know what you're talking about, dude.
>>286198424Can you stop doing this thing where (You) and/or your friends play dumb every time, Sakon, you homosexual retard? Fuck you.
>>286198047Thanks, Schizbro! <3>canonically one of eachYou mean one sharingan eye, one byakugan eye? That's pretty OP
>>286198463>(You) and/or your friends>play dumb every time>Sakon>homosexual retard?
Oh, it’s Sakon spamming his retarded Akatsuki team again and pretending to be f*male (again). I shall stop replying to (You) at once.
>>286198501Man, I thought we had something special... but you really only have eyes for Sakon
>>286198499You know exactly what you did, nigger.
>>286198472Cute Fuu
>>286198578Stop giving him attention.
>>286198576This is actually pretty entertaining. Come on, in the off chance I'm just a new guy, clueless about all this shit, what are you even talking about?
i think this franchise gave me a eugenics fetish
>>286198611>in the off chance I'm just a new guyYou’re not. Fuck off and kill yourself. >>286198626This franchise made me hate this franchise.
>>286198644Ohhhh, not even a single chance?
I fucking hate you all and this manga so goddamn much.
I too am a Sakuralover
>>286198734Except your Sakura is not a rapist.
>>286192181Kid-runai UOOOGGGHH
>>286198733But you've grown on me... you can be pretty annoying ngl, but it wouldn't feel the same without you. And you're genuinely funny sometimes. If you wouldn't be so full of hate, we could have a good time together
Kill yourself Sakon you disgusting homosexual.
>>286198734
Stand aside.
>>286198837Not canon. Kill yourself bortnigger.
>>286198754I love her kid design so much>>286198790I could be inserting your dick into my axe wound irl, and you'd still call me a man while I'm doing it
>>286198865It's canon no matter how much you seethe about it.
>>286198888That looks like genuine trash and you and your braindead excuse of a mangaka should be publicly hung like in old France.
>"axe wound">Sakon openly admitting he’s a troonExplains a lot.
remember when Sakura got a glow-up at the start of Shippuden and immediately became a useless cum-dump whenever SauseGAY was on panel?
>>286198959>mangakaKishimoto? Anywho, Ikemoto already surpassed him in composition and art style.
>>286198975I'm just saying I have an axe wound as opposed to a beef wellington. Not that there's anything wrong with the latter
>Ikemoto already surpassed him in composition and art styleThis is b8. It's fucking b8. No one can possibly be brain damaged enough to believe this. Kill yourself bortnigger piece of shit.
I only like Sakura when she's portrayed as a shotacon.
>>286199063It's not b8. It's the truth.
>>286199066>>286198998Will you stop posting this disgusting """""art"""""And yes I'm talking about both of you retarded niggers.
Sakura is very pretty
>>286198837>>286198888>>286198998This doesn't resemble anything Naruto.
>>286199094During opposite day. Fuck off.
>>286199110Opposite day is a little child's thing on a playground...
>>286198499>>286198405>>286198386>>286198352>>286198330
>>286199141Cool, so pinkpiss is ugly and disgusting every single day with no exceptions. Glad we've established that.
Hinata loves the Raikage.
>>286199220
>>286199295Mad.
nah
>>286199326
>>286199379
Why are you posting the black & white chapters later?
Why do Hinata and Hanabi pair so well with Kumo ninja? Bless Kishimoto for giving us this.
>>286199435
>>286199388The Hyuuga daughters are so lucky
>>286199470
>>286199388I can't lie, they look great together.
>>286199435>This isn't even your stupid daily chapter threadBut I know you're the OP of those and you're more active in this thread right now, so I thought I'd ask here>I'm putting niggers in their place hereSure you do, sweetie. You're doing great, btw
>>286199495Your wife loves men from Kumogakure.
>>286199503He put me in my place. Right beside Hanabi.
>>286199503>But I know you're the OPStill with this shit? Give it a fucking rest, stubborn fucktard. >>286199525I'm going to skin your pets alive.
>>286199475Hanabi couldn't handle all that. He'd kill her.
>>286199543I knew he could be a good boy if he tried! Enjoy that Hanabi puss, Raikage-sama>>286199545I thought you liked being OP
>>286199545bro stop giving the cucks attention
>>286199594And so the samefagging begins
>>286199556>>286199592Kill yourself nigger. Leave my wife alone.>>286199594I am not your god damned "bro". I am all alone.
>>286199545Why would you skin yourself alive?
>>286199628Hey, he's my pet! Unless your Sakon. Then I gotta admit, I've got nothing on ya... you're all he ever thinks about
Everyone here should fucking kill themselves except me.
>>286199741Maybe you should just kill us all. I'm too squeamish to kill myself
>>286199776No, I'd rather you succumb to the incessant thoughts of being a worthless faggot and end up doing it yourself.
>>286199806Will you at least hold my hand while I do it? Kinda nervous, this is my first time committing suicide
I fucking hate this manga so much.
>>286199914How much?
Kishimoto ruined my life.
For me it's Shizune and that one doujin where she pretends to be Sakura
>>286199863C'mon, I'll stab myself for you. Just hold my hand, okay?
>>286197770He was scarified to give her some aura and it was all for nothing.
>>286199988I remember that shit was hot as hell what was it called again.
>>286200111See >>286200004You disgust me.
Post futa Sakura
>>286198998why does boruto have the rinnegan?
>>286200173Fuck off actual homosexual.>>286200176Who?
Short hair killed her look
>>286200297I think later on they kept her short hair because she would look similar to kushina.
>>286200297She has always been an ugly cunt.
>>286200297Not going to lie the shippuden look is pretty cool
>>286200470It looks like shit. She looks like shit no matter what she does.
>>286200470I don't like Sakura all that much as a character, but I always loved her design
>>286200297Short hair is cute
>>286198881Kid Anko and Kid Kurenai are S++ designs
>>286200687Agreed. Is there any art of them as kids together?
>>286200540>I’m seemingly not a retard but I’m still a retardThanks for confirming. >>286200687>Gets fat>Hits the wall>(Synonyms)It was over before it even began.
Good thing this shitty fucking thread is getting ignored now. Probably because the other shitty fucking thread is already up.
>>286201015>Thanks for confirmingMe being a retard was never a secret, desu
>>286201294>>286201296Aaaand you just bumped this trash. Fucking idiot.
>>286201294All that self-hatred is really bad for you. I like your threads
>>286201316I haven’t made any threads since last June when I realized how pointless it is to talk about this stupid manga and that I’d rather get rangebanned. Kill yourself nigger.
>>286198472While it is true that there is that guy in the mist village with a Byakugan, it probable that having only one would diminish its effectiveness.And having one sharingan would completely deny any chance at having a perfect susanno or even developing a complete mangekyo sharingan power unique to you, like sasuke cannot control his black flame without one of his eyes.There is that kid in that one filler that has telescopic eyes, see through walls, mask your chakra that kind of resembles a fusion of the two.The anime never digs into the mechanic of heritage of the eyes. Its very likely that even among clan members theres a small chance some will be born without the special eye so you have:>One of each>Sharingan only>Byakugan only>Some weird mix of both that has its own chance of being good or Bad>None at allThe likelihood of a child born with scuffed potential are somewhat high, would not recommend at allThe clans likely tried in the past and failed in achieving anything worthwhile
>>286201528Oh fuck off, asshole. There’s ways to overcome that that I’m not even going to explain because I know you’re just Sakon &co. trying to fucking mess with me again. Fuck you.
Why are people seething?
>>286187929For me it's Hinata
>>286201608Because all Naruto fans are fucking retarded and because you keep posting that disgusting pink rapist.
>>286200297I agree completely. >>286198734The ToT Sakura.>>286197948Been a while since I've seen that lol.
>>286201814>Been a while since I've seen that lolYeah yeah faggot, you can go make fun of it in the archives ghost posts, see if I give a shit. Fucking cunt.
>>286201852I don't do that. Because the pic is funny. I like it.
>>286201897Don’t believe a goddamn word of that. Fuck you.
>>286201915Ok
I am once again asking Japan to release the Ikemoto files
>>286191405It was never a secret
>>286187929I only watched a bit of Naruto, so mostly what I remember of Sakura is a fapfic where she's teasing Kakashi while he is training to try and make him break his form. Spoilers, she succeeds too well and he fucks her.
>>286192181The romance between her and that literally who guy made zero sense.
>>286201623Built for...
>>286202894Me! (Uzumaki Naruto)
>>286202916I really want to meet him and i really want all that
>>286188880...?need?fat chests are not born of needs, they are born of fulfillmenta character like sakura, who hinges so much on the wills of others, cannot attain the fat chest
>>286188766my brother's old girlfriend also shipped sakura and kakashi. nowadays people get all butt hurt about the idea, but it's a fucking anime, so why give a shit?
>>286193057bacuase it makes the boner the big boner fag
>>286193860how nice of the hokage's sister in law to care for the canonically balding, fat geezer former raikageunless she means daruiin which case hisashi is a true mastermind of marriage arrangements
>>286195357it's called flattery
>>286187929>Redesign belongs toKishimoto who the fuck is this retard fooling?
>>286198888>>286198837for a second i thought you posted a new manga by seishi kishimoto but his art is better than thathe apparently just started a new series last month, by the way
>>286199545the only skinning you'll be doing is the skin your dick loses as you beat your dick to larger white dicks
>>286200004go back to your barn ezekiel i'm sure there's at least one chicken you haven't fucked in your sleep
>>286197948>Sasuke's penis entering a woman under ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE than him being rapedOOC
>>286202199Pink x Scarecrow is the best ship.
When I was a kid, I wanted to know Fire Style or mud style so badly. Something flashy you know? But now, if I could learn any specific Jutsu tree, it'd have to be medical ninjutsu. You get super strength and an undying body and it only takes maybe 5 years to master it. (Not to downplay my girl Sakura of course)
>>286209168
>>286209212Just chilling
>>286201528>having only one would diminish its effectivenessYeah, probably. Though I wonder if each eye could at least be trained with intense individual focus, like Deidara's left eye. Maybe that way you could get more use out of each dojutsu>having one sharingan would completely deny any chance at having a perfect susanno or even developing a complete mangekyo sharingan power unique to youTrue, not having a complete sharingan set has many drawbacks. I'd say at least you have a wide range of abilities with two different kkgenkai eyes, but there isn't much the byakugan can do that the sharingan isn't able to replicate or surpass (the OG series was a bit more balanced about this)>There is that kid in that one filler that has telescopic eyes, see through walls, mask your chakra that kind of resembles a fusion of the twoSounds kinda cool. But I assume mixed inherited kkgenkai abilities don't fuse in such a way, right? Was it said in the filler if the boy has a distinct dojutsu?>One of each>Sharingan only>Byakugan only>Some weird mix of both that has its own chance of being good or Bad>None at allThat makes the most sense. Now I wonder how extremely rare mutations/conditions like polycoria could affect eye jutsus>The clans likely tried in the past and failed in achieving anything worthwhileMost likely. You think they had scientists look into genetics, or were they not advanced enough? Maybe they had fucked up concepts of eugenics though
>>286209882She's gonna put a curse on you to make you feel her period cramps
>>286195695Yes, but it's a slow burn. Very little happening each chapter, made all the tougher by it being a monthly, but very enjoyable if you understand it as a long gameI don't think it's very beneficial to look at a long running story like this as something requiring weekly, or even monthly, resolutions. It doesn't work for most manga, but it's far more enjoyable imo if you understand going in that the story isn't at risk of being dropped without immediate solution
>>286187929kill yourself narutard
>>286209948I'd put her in the tsukiyomi for 3 decades no sex
>>286210417Would you say the pacing is better or worse than in Naruto?
>>286210481A-anon, you monster... she would never emotionally recover from that!
>>286187929The piss cravings are returning..
>>286199619>>286199741>>286199914>>286199938>>286201294>>286201356>>286201600This is what you sound like btwhttps://jumpshare.com/s/1ryNSbfTcW0CE5eullDY
Let me share the OG Naruto opening that aired in germany for a while, since it's such a cursed gem. It was composed by Giovanni Rubbiani for an Italian company that distributed the publishing for europe. Australia also had this exact opening, so schizbro and I may share a childhood memory. It was performed by the jungle crew, who are probably african>SASOOKE IS REALLY COOL>SAKURA DA BOOTYFOOLhttps://youtu.be/zwNv-piSjB0
>>286211742Thanks for triggering my childhood trauma
>>286211778Happy to help
>>286211183female artist
>>286205720Original authors don't own fanart of their characters.
>>286211435>videoAccurate
>>286212315It's from an incredibly retarded shitpost animation. But there are some funny momentshttps://jumpshare.com/share/RNzXxrqvN8Z7rpXCqmZk
>>286198472>>286201528>>286209846Funny thing in a Naruto /tg/ game I played me and a friend were twins with one sharingan and one byakugan eye each.It was a way to lock the power creep, and gave us a flaw that we needed to stick together to activate our greater jutsus
Sakura's hot when she's barefoot!
>>286213698>we needed to stick together to activate our greater jutsusThat's a fun idea, especially for twins. Did you each have personal sharingas, or were they exactly the same?
>>286211435Here's a working link. My catbox is down for some reason. Anyway, this is the embodiment of schizukehttps://jumpshare.com/share/aK6b1GUXapB9bMJBM2eq
>>286213939The same, but it’s basically because we wanted to play the concept of twins being 1:1 copy of each other and sharing the same soul. Plus we started in the original era. Me and the GM were huge Naruto nerds compared to the other players, so we didn’t applied and referenced ideas like the unique sharingan abilities until we reached our own shippuden.
>>286187929Sakura a cum toilet
>>286212676>white guy putting on an 'angry black man' voice for every one-liner
>>286214454That dude IS black
>>286214086Was it difficult to act exactly like the other person?
>>286187929She's the hottest anime girl in anime history! I don't care what any nerd says. She is the only anime girl I still remember after seeing her on Toonami/Cartoon Network in the early 2000s. Every other anime girl is useless and forgettable. I can never forget Sakura Haruno. Her genin style was my first cartoon fap ever. She is anime.
>>286214634Kinda? In the sense that most of the time we failed at it. We honestly just did the Rem and Ram routine of repeating and accentuating what the other said from time to time, and if one of us likes/dislikes something then the other has to too. But we didn’t do it always. In my case because I forgot lol, in his it was because he felt like he wasn’t playing his own character but just a copy of mine.I can’t remember the names we picked for our characters, though I remember the nicknames we gave to them (and us irl because we’re dorks). We were both girls (he always plays girls, it was a first for me). He was Oreo-chan and I was Domino-chan. The nickname camed from our eyes obviously. One black, the sharingan, and the other white, byakugan.Could talk about the other players if you want.
>>286214799>Oreo-chan>Domino-chanThat's cute>Could talk about the other players if you wantSure, I'd like to see what they came up with. Sorry though, I don't have much time to reply at the moment
>>286188880I always felt that her butt would be similar to Sasha Grey's
>>286214908>Sure, I'd like to see what they came up with. Sorry though, I don't have much time to reply at the momentSame. I’m at work but I leave in an hour. So perhaps in two hours I’ll write some more.
>>286215201Sounds good! In two hours I should have some time for longer replies as well
>>286212676There should've been an Akatsuki beach day episode
>>286187929>95KB artifact version
Remember, everyone who hates Sakura is a former Narutofag - both in the sense that he loved Naruto the anime, even the filler, and self inserted as Naruto, the character.Whenever I see hate for Sakura, I know it's a 3rd worlder, sometimes a soulless white NPC. I hated Naruto when all of you loved it, and yet I am man enough to admit that Sakura is one of the greatest female battle shonen main characters in all of the genre's history. Because she's the most realistic of them all.
>>286216435B8
>>286215368Alright, let's start.We were a group of around 5-6 players. The game lasted for almost two years, and we had one player who quit after 3 to 5 games at the beginning, and another who missed many games because he had sports obligations.The game started with us as genins around the same time as original Naruto in Konoha. We were basically self-inserts OCs in a bad (but fun) fanfic, I don't remember the name of most of our characters because our weeb asses picked japanese names with kanji fitting our concepts. Sorry that I don't have any pics or memes we made for our game, I lost them with my laptop years ago.Let's go with the one I remember the name:Ken, aka Edgelord-kun/Edge-kun:Ken's player picked the magnet release as his genetic power. We called him edgelord-kun because at session zero when we talked about our dreams and ambitions he stated that he wanted to crush the hidden sand village and kill the kazekage. Turns out that his family came from there and managed to flee to Konoha, but later down the line their ninjas killed his parents to preserve the village's secrets. He is basically ninja magneto.His special jutsus when starting the game:>Never miss kunai/shuriken: if he touches you, you can no longer dodge his ranged attacks. Only parry or tank. Later it has been upgraded that any time a weapon is parried, you can reroll to see if the weapon flies towards the enemy again>Sticky kunai/shuriken: like the chakra manipulation technique, he could stick metal objects anywhere on his body through chakra exiting any pore of his body. Though it was also stronger than the pure chakra one, and he could slight manipulation like spinning stuff like circular chainsaws>Steel tornado (ultimate move): advanced form of the never miss, he makes a tornado of projectiles around the target. Like D&D cloud dagger's spell. Really strong against solo bosses, but he couldn't move or do anything while maintaining the jutsu
>>286187929Ns fags got cucked lmao.
>>286218186Pic isn't actually what the character looks like. It's just how I imagine her nowadaysThe only other I remember the name for now because my friend still remembers it.Honoka, aka Loot Goblin-chan/Terrorist-chan/Deidara's imouto/Greedy bitch:She's basically loli deidara on kakuzu's mental grindset. Player was a lol so random girl and made quite a memorable character. She rejected the typical bloodline wizard power for generational wealth capitalism. Her family owns the most prevalent ninja tools shop and factories. So she had ALL the weapons Edge-kun needed for his better techniques and even had him begged to lend them to him. She even had us buy some of her own supplies when we ran out on missions. She was a fucking brat, and I once showed her the pic of the happy merchant and she immediately started imitating him whenever she pulled that crap. Also the further the game went, the richer her family became with selling weapons (even to other villages).Her main weapons were paper bombs. And because her parents manufactured them she could buy a SHITLOAD and spam them every time. My kunai that I threw at you? Also a bomb. My substitution log you just pierced? Also a bomb. My sandwich you just stole? Also a fucking bomb. My paper bomb? Two times the bomb! She also sometimes sold her bombs to our clients to deal with bandits themselves and got jpy everytime she made two times the profit. We once joked that Konan bought most of her 600 million paper bombs from her and Honoka fell into an orgasm induced coma from all that money. The GM also had nerfs related to her so she wouldn't solo the game.Her starting techniques:>Killer Queen: she could at the same time as an action hide a paper bomb and activate it>Bag of holding scroll: any stuff that could be sold, used or even dead ninjas when a mission called for it and she learned she could make money out of it
>>286195019Where are her pubes?
>>286218186>>286218792Wish I had friends to play weeb games with
>>286219055Honestly, she would be one of those girls who would grow their pubic hair or wax?
Last of the regular/semi-regular players. He's the one that was there one out of two games at best, or late.He doesn't have a special nickname if memory serves. Or rather it's that none of them stuck. We just used his real name and I was a lone dork trying to make any nicknames I come up with a thing. So let's call him by one of his favourite jokes at the time. Chuck NorrisChuck was spiritually the lovechild of Rock Lee and Sakura. By that I mean it's because the player wanted a mix of using the Eight gates and healing jutsus so he could spam the gates more. Also we had no healer (he used to be a cleric and a paladin in D&D). Whenever he was there he was the de-facto leader and tried his best to herd the bunch of cats that we are.His starting techniques:>Rock-Paper-AlwaysScissors: so he always applies the chakra scalpels to his fist so he could do external damage as well as internal damages. Basically combining Rock Lee and Neji's styles of taijutsu>Berserker: ignores penalties, can't be put under genjutsus and can come back up once after being downed>Inner gate 1 (ultimate move): he could release the first gate, and if he managed to roll a crit he could go beyond that
>>286188880I want bite her butt
>>286198267Useless is subjectiveUnable to keep up with the supernatural growth rate of her teammates? YeahUseless overall? No lmao. She’s the most powerful kunoichi of her generation, a skilled medic nin who saved Naruto and Sasukes lives multiple times and a dedicated wife and mother..arguably TOO dedicated, to the point where she lets Sasuke get away with treating her like absolute shit. Yeah shes superficial, narcissistic and quick to anger but shes also a woman.
And finally the player who quit after a few sessions. He wanted to play regular D&D so he lost interest quickly. Barely talked in games, he just quietly rolled dice and waited his turn. So we called him Ghost-sanBarely remember anything about him when he was a player. All I know is that he could astral project and since we were all genin nobody could sense him. It (kinda) sucked that he would spy on us whenever we had personal drama arcs, though I believe that the GM allowed it so we don't have to leave the table whenever he does a one on one.We once had a "guest player", who played Ghost-san's dad. Him, Ghost-san (then an NPC) and his whole clan attacked Konoha with Orochimaru and the Hidden Sand during the chunin exam. We almost all got merc'd by the the guest who actually played the boss encounter (atrociously bad rolls that night), because he could summon the ghosts of all the fallen sound and sand ninjas. We were saved by our sensei who gave us renewd vigor and took care of the adds.
>>286215420there is in the Rock Lee spinoff manga
Last character of our group, the DMPC. Katana-sensei.Basically Demon-Slayer-Before-It-Was-Cool™, the character. He had affinity with all the elements and did cool tricks with his sword, plus other blade techniques. Like the one the sick guy that died in part 1 used, or the other his purpled hair girlfriend from anbu used.He was also called the One Man Army because he mastered every type of cloning jutsus in existence. From obscured ones like oil and mist, to the classic shadow clones. His clones were also more durable and independant compared to Naruto. So much so that he once pranked us by sending his clone on a mission. The GM tried raising the stakes and showed the power level of the enemies by having the mid-boss guy immediately kill the clone, who we weren't aware was one. Once we realised that katana-sensei wasn't using substitution and really left us there on our own we all fled like cowards. We ended up overhyping the enemy, believing that he could one-shot us, and the GM turn it around by having us survive and do guerilla warfare for a few days until katana-sensei comes to our aid.Well that's all for now. Took me quite some time just to tell you about the characters. I don't know if I'll do more like storytiming the missions, but I'm glad that I got to talk about our game.>>286219126You could always try online games? It isn't as bad as everybody says.
I wish Naruto got a game like the code geass vn where you romance all the girls
>>286221041All of them? At once?
>>286200297Couldn't disagree more. Cutting her hair Made her look.
