>wants to make the world a better place>just kills run of the mill criminals and murderersIf Light was serious he would have been targetting the real evil in the world, he was just a naive child after all.
>>286203896I actually have a moral solution to lights killing of in innocent people >They die of happiness in old age after vowing to never bother with the kira case again Raye Penbar doesn't dieHis gf doesn't pursue LightHe does the same to LOf course he doesn't use it on his father because he would essentially be mind controlling him He never has to kill any person who's chasing him
>>286203940It never gets mentioned as a rule but I feel like you wouldn't be able to just use the Death Note as a glorified mind control device like that
>>286203896He didn't want to remove "the real evil in the world." He wanted every individual person to live in fear and awe of Kira, thinking that if they didn't act their best and do their best, their head would be on the chopping block. He wasn't naive at all and knew exactly what was required to get what he wanted.
>>286204590He was a retarded faggot and died like a retarded faggot
>>286204590So like Santa Claus but you die?
>>286204017It is indeed one of the extended rules of the Death Note that the cap for things like that is 23 days.
>>286204974And yet he's spiking your cortisol from beyond the grave. Enjoy your descension.
>>286204590He fucking sucked at it. It wouldn't have taken long to realize he only got rid of people who had public names or were arrested. He didn't smite you with lightning the moment you committed a crime or if you did something in secret.
>>286203896>I finally did it! After years of gaining the trust of Donald Trump and his associates, after hedging my bets against the Democratic party, after betting on the American people turning against idpol, I finally gained access to the Epstein files! And guess whose name is in it, L? THAT'S RIGHT! I WIN, YOU LOSE! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO FLY ON THE LOLITA EXPRESS! And what would be a more fitting way for you to go... than "suicide" by hanging?
>>286203896he was the son of a cop so naturally his idea of justice was being a serial killer that commands as much fear and impunity as possible
>>286207487Contemporary jokes are low hanging fruit
>>286207487>>286207512I found it funny
>>286207512said anon, the immortal.
>>286207696I would have given it a pass if it didn't have a painting of bias
>>286203896That is the real evil in the world. The day to day evil and commits most of the crime and makes the lives of ordinary citizens miserable at the ground level.
>>286207759A painting of bias? Bias against what? A pedo island being bad is a hot political ta->/a/Right, unironic lolicons post here
>>286207787You mentioned trump there was zero reason to mention him other then you wanting to bring him up in the viewers mindYour joke works without his mention which makes me suspect your rela purpose was to shoehorn him into the discussion Watari check his post history i suspect you will find pol in there
>>286203940There's a 23 day limit. Light can't make someone die of old age unless they're already old enough for that to be possible.
>>286207976Yeah I looked it up there really was nooral way for him to avoid killing innocent people Light wasn't smart enough or humble enough to not let his pride get him caught
>>286203896How fast would the tiny hat tribe in the middle-east and wallstreet ceased to exist if a random anon got his hands on the death note?
>>286208135Considering the average pol tard which is who I assume your referring to spends all his time focusing on Trans people They would be fine
>>286207945Interesting deduction L, but have you considered I mentioned Trump because he's merely the sitting president? A ham sandwich could've been in the white house and I would've mentioned that.>Deflecting again huh, L? What are you thinking? Do you think Kira would be a MAGApede? Or perhaps you suspect he's progressive and I'm merely mentioning Trump as a distraction? Either way, now I can't purge any politicians from either side of the aisle without raising suspicions. Damn it L, was this your intention all along? To prevent me from overthrowing the political order and cementing myself as God of the new world? Well played...
>>286208182.......... you're right. Sorry for suddenly saying that out of the blue.Chief Yagami if a number of left leaning politicians die your son is Kira
>>286208142Don't they blame the jews for the rise in troons though? Wouldn't they want to start by cutting it off at the source?
>>286208339I've seen them post more about some irrelevant trans person and seething about them nonstop them I have seen them analyzing this Epstein stuffWhich leads me to believe they don't actually care about Jews they just want to have an out group to take their anger out on
>>286208135they all use fake names so they'd be safe
>>286203896Thinking some cabal of evil affects the life of the average citizen is what's juvenile here buddy.
>>286205991he's not even a real person lol there's no beyond the grave for a made up character
>>286203896>he was just a naive child after allHe killed people the media and police told him were bad.
>>286203896>he was just a naive child after all.YES, HE WAS IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOLWhy are all Death Note fans so retarded.
>>286203896>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explained>retarded faggot didn't actually read Death Note and skimmed over the part where Light's character is explainedI'm so tired of latecomer zoomer trash.
>>286203896Tbh i would still prefer to live in his world over ours.
>underage speedreader faggot fails to understand the plot of Death Note thread #135613487these threads usually happen on /tv/, surprised to see one on /a/i guess this board really has fallen into the shitheap
>>286203940>glowies>innocent
>>286203896Light doesn't think there's anything wrong with society at its core because he's perfectly suited to thrive in it.He thinks that every bad person is an individual bad actor and that the real problem in society is being too soft on those bad actors.
The whole "kill politicians for world peace" plan would technically work on account of everyone being too dead to commit crimes. You'd have to achieve nuclear disarmament as step one of that plan.Though, if everyone dies, then the shinigami would starve to death which would be funny.
>>286208004Light wanted to see how she dies of suicide just for laughs
>>286210106Light should just have killed the entire humanity and be done with it.
>>286210176kek based, if i can't win nobody will
>>286206153>He didn't smite you with lightning the moment you committed a crime or if you did something in secret.Neither do the police and the courts, but the belief that they might cows potential criminals and emboldens honest men, who otherwise might otherwise fear being brutalized, harrassed or stolen from. >>286209382>He killed people the media and police told him were bad.OK, sure, but as an obvious counterpoint. He also killed media personalities that told people he was bad and he killed police men and women that investigated him. >>286210106>You'd have to achieve nuclear disarmament as step one of that plan.MAD doctrine only tragets state actors.
>>286211511>He also killed media personalities that told people he was bad and he killed police men and women that investigated him.I don't see how you can think that makes him less dumb rather than more.
>>286207512Humor is inherently contemporary.
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>>286203896Almost like he had a god complex or something
If I had the note I'd write in all the world leaders.Anyone that claims to be in charge of people.And that would be it, I'd put the note away.Until they tried to fill those positions again.I'd repeat this every so often, until people started to understand what the pattern was.Anyone arguing with this plan hasn't thought it through.
>>286207976If you write "Dies of disease" with a specific disease that takes longer than 23 days then it can sidestep the 23 day rule.It's not confirmed that if you specify a time that it will allow you to extend since the only rule about writing "dies of disease" and specifying a time is that it must be an appropriate amount of time for the disease to trigger a death. Basically>"dies of cancer"They get cancer and die at an appropriate time.>"dies of cancer in 5 minutes"Doesn't work, they get a heart attack.>"dies of disease in 5 years"They will contract an appropriate disease to kill them in that time period.The rules don't specify what would happen if you were to write "dies of cancer 20 years from now" but the rules given imply that might work.
>>286203896their names aren't known dawg
>>286203896Imagine if that shit was actually real though. Like you see niggas dropping dead just like in the show. What would be the world's reaction
>>286208919You're dumb as fuck
>>286203896>wants to get rid of criminals>only kills reported cases by the (((mainstream media)))this dumbass would have probably killed michael jackson
>>286211679>I just want to make Light look dumbSure, Light's an idiot, but the point is more that he intenalized a set of ideas and a sense righteousness that matched those of the people working in the police force and media rather than him being a yay-sayer. There's a little meaning to talking about if you'd be OK with a Kira who only kills people on death row. Because then suddenly you're having a serious conversation about expiditing sentencing which while it isn't grounded in reality can be applied to it piecemeal. >>286214924>If I had the note I'd write in all the world leaders.>Anyone that claims to be in charge of people.What have world leaders ever done to you? Why do you care for claims of authority? My local city coucil claims to speak for me and professes to act in my interest, are you going to kill Brendan and Tess' and Bert?
>>286203896Light is middle class and lives in a first world nation. It's a first world nation with an inferiority complex, too. He has absolutely no reason or background to want to enact any kind of meaningful social change. He benefits massively from the current system. In fact, him obsessing over crime and criminals is perfectly accurate - crime and the rule of law are the things that the middle class typically obsess over. It's why there are so many cop and detective shows, the middle class vaguely feels this need to pretend that society is full of murderers and criminals and the police are actually fulfilling an all-important role by keeping the tide of lawlessness at bay.