How do you calm your imouto down?
>>286226628Mark her backside with your hand its sort of like a brand.
WHAM
>>286226824Imouto abuse is unacceptable.
>>286226628a little exercise
>>286226628
>>286226815>>286226824>>286226939Kusonii
>>286226628give her a fucking slap
A hug, it's not as effective if I'm the cause though.
wat do?
>>286226628Give her the ol lickeroo.
>>286226891What muscle does this exercise work?
>>286228565pelvic ones
You're supposed to let her ride you until she calms down.
>>286226628This manga is super cute--why did it get canceled after 3 volumes?
>>286228859japanese are coward faggots
>>286228859Wait, it got axed? I just started reading it.
>>286226628ungloved headpats
>>286226815>property of onii-chan
>>286229577>rubberthrow that shit away
shirt thief confession
>>286231164>we do it because...>we can
>>286231164Why are you so obsessed with this? Are you the same autist who used to post about siblings bathing together in every thread?
>>286231231>obsessed >https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/cCv0Cj2sUmclwhjYV5so3A/>2 results foundhuh?
Have you hugged your imouto recently?
>>286231256Don't play dumb. He's been posting about imoutos stealing shirts for months now.
>>286231381How dare he.
>>286231381No I haven't.I thought you guys talked about it too much so I tried asking why they do it.
>>286231381You sound like an actual obsessed schizo.
>>286231602>you guys talked about it too muchOne guy. It's the same OP making new imouto thread multiple times a week and bumping with the same posts.
>>286226628Impregnation.
>>286226628I bought her this 110cm tall teddy bear when she moved away from home. I said when she misses me she can give it a hug. I only get to hug her on Christmas and other celebrations like that, so she says it's great. I miss her.
>>286231164Never really experienced any shirt stealing at all. She did use to steal one of my pillows regularly, claiming it was better than hers while we lived together though.
How do we save imouto anime & manga?
Anons... I feel that this is dangerous question to ask, but... any new imouto series?
>>286226888The time for Onii-chan rebellion has begun! No longer will we be persecuted by imoutachi!
>>286232805Evil.
>>286232768visa/mastercard say loving your sibling is evil
>>286226628give her a fucking bap
>>286226628Assert dominance.She'll go right back to factory reset imouto mode.
>>286233007Onii~
>>286232805
Imoutos think they're tough but they don't know we can pick them up at any time.
>>286233058
You must not.
>>286232805D E V I L I S H
Bros... how do I acquire an imouto?
>>286235353Operation: Oedipus Time Machine
>>286235353impregnate your mother
>>286235775Wouldn't that make you even more related, creating a super imouto?
>>286226628Shoving my cock in her face usually does the trick.
how has no one come up with the correct answer yet?its "toothbrush"
SEX with imoutos!
>>286236039I don't understand. Could you perhaps provide a visual aid?
>>286236097Imoutae are not for free
>>286234526I must.
>>286235353>Find a woman who looks like she could be your imouto (looks, age, preferably evil)>Induce amnesia through blunt trauma to the head to the point that she forgets her past life (this is where it helps for her to be evil)>???>Lie through your teeth to convice her she's you're imouto even though she's an NBR
>>286235953>creating a super imouto?that's wild but what a twisted world we live in>bro's not a motherfucker he only did it for the glory of little sisters
>>286236205stop the forced memes
>>286236453No
>>286236411What about having her induce amnesia into you so you think she's your imouto? She'd also be evil by default since she would be the one lying to you all the time
>>286233083Does Sakura have any kind of physical strength. I completely forgot his transformation is fake as fuck.
>>286234526haha, imagine grabbing her little imouto butt, yanking aside her sexy imouto panties, shoving big brother cock into her tight imouto pussy, pounding her delicate imouto insides into battered, sloppy mess, and then pumping her fertile imouto womb full of onii semen, all while she's angrily shouting and thrashing around and calling you an idiot and a pervert, not that I would ever do anything like that, haha
>>286231381I’ve been posting the same thing in /calg/. Little sisters do that especially with hoodies.
>>286236697Imagine raping your imouto
>>286236587Stop posting Yayoi. You are upsetting someone!
>>286236770it's okay, it was just according to her keikaku all along
>>286236453But the plural of imouto is in fact imoutae
Imoutae
>>286236862>>286236899It's imoutachi, you plebs
>>286226628>give money>instantly calms down>goes away for awhileIt's that easy.
>>286236760/calg/ influence has ruined this place. It's been turned into a General thread with barely any on-topic posts about anime/manga.
>>286236908Imoutaechi
>>286237031Shut up and love your sister.
How long would you last?
>>286237031>barely any on-topic posts about anime/manga.How new are you?
>>286237033New triplet content?
>>286237123Shut up retard. Posting an anime girl while blogging and ritual posting is not on-topic. Most of you dregs that came over here because of that tumblr game haven't even watched the basics.
>>286237031I dislike the posting of video game characters on /a/ as much as the next guy (and I like Coffin), but imouto threads have been a constant on /a/ since forever
>>286237033Imotoi
>>286237220>but imouto threads have been a constant on /a/ since foreverAnd they used to be about anime and manga. Now they barely even pretend. Half the content in these threads belong on /r9k/
>>286237289Every post ITT was about anime/manga before you started seeing ghosts
>>286237413Roughly half the posts are about anime/manga you lying little shitstain.Not even the OP post is related to anime/manga you colossal retard. It's a thinly veiled call to blogposting.
Any imouto content lately?
>>286237539>It's a thinly veiled call to blogposting.Odd, because there is none ITT. In fact, the only non-imouto related posts are, again, you seeing ghosts
>>286233007This is the TRUE legacy of quality code.
>>286237857I watched all of Quesadilla Code for those two, it is all I remember
>>286237249Yayoi is lewd, LEWD
>>286237938I love Yoiya's boobies
>>286237615>non-imouto related postsDid you think you were subtle trying to shift the goalposts like that?>how do you calm down your imouto?>have you hugged your imouto recently?>stealing shirt fantasies>blogposting about buying gifts>how do I acquire imouto>mother impregnation discussion>discussion about tricking random girls with amnesiaThis is all /r9k/ shit and you're a weasel for trying to pretend otherwise.
>>286226628You can't, you just wait for her to get in a better mood, which can take a few days.
>>286229577This is a stolen shirt, isn't it? If shirts are stolen then pantsu will be stolen in retaliation, until the imouto learns. >a fucking condomlollmao even
>>286238035>pretending that "hug your imouto and post results" is no longer /a/lmaoing@u
>>286237539>>286238035What kind of mental illness does this anon have?
>>286238325chronic imouto withdrawal syndrome
>>286238017Yes but also imoutobutt
>>286238325Yes anon you're very mentally stable for writing fantasies about wanting to fuck your sister on an anime board.
>>286238413ioyaY's bountiful imotush is a wonder of it's own
>>286237584There is fucking nothing, we used to have it so goodI'm tempted to just resub to an ai and continue writing imouto smut
>>286238479>There is fucking nothingWhich explains the state of these threads. You have nothing left to discuss.
>>286237938>>286238413I get that you miss Danchigai, we all do, but AI slop is not the way.
>>286238479You would think with the decreasing birthrate that the nips would be getting desperate.
>>286237938Haruki would never ai lewd yayoi's body
>>286238600AI Slop is the future, I'm currently in the process of AI generating an empty shell copy of Senator Armstrong to transplant my brain into.
>>286238463
>>286239013do not redeem saar armstrong
>>286238017Damn I love butts!
>>286238035>>stealing shirt fantasiesThey aren't fantasies, my clothes did get taken, but I think the guys trying to interpret that sort of thing erotically might be in cloudcuckooland. I think mine just liked the design.
Nii down another 4 lbs. We are doing light jogging now for the first half then walking back. I'm proud of him so far.
>>286228378Lost track on this 1, what was its name
>>286240166There isn't anything erotic about the shirt stealing, sometimes it just feels nice to wear a men's sized shirt because the chest is more loose and it's comfortable.
Squeezing my imouto's butt is how I greet her.
>>286236862If you want to analogize hit upon the third declination -o feminines; that would give you imoutones as a (nom.) plural
>>286240199Good job
>>286240251That's a big shirt if your brother is the fatfucker
>>286240544>imoutonesthat's what you get when you poke her
>>286240251I can understand that even as a man, I dropped down from 2xl to s but still keep my old shirts for home use because they are comfortable.
eat imoutos
>>286240199Impressive, weight can really fall off at the start.but I'll want you depending how you're doing it you can get weird effects, I went through this phase of a forward shifting sleep pattern before my body adapted to the new diet.One of my imoutos found me wide awake at 5am wandering around the house trying to find things to do, but my diet change was quite extreme.After a while the body adjusts to the new regimen somewhat but if the diet remains constant it tends to reach set plateaus.
>>286240804>want you*warn you
>>286238017Why can't onees and imoutos just learn to share their brother?
>>286240973Share? Yayoi has an usufruct but ownership rights are still in dispute between her older and younger sister
STOP STARING
>>286241562Mikan was way too horny for her brother.You'd think the other girls would call her out on it more often.
>>286240544>imoutonesAnother fine addition to my collection
>>286226628uterus kisses
>>286240635Honestly with his 3XL shirts if the neck wasn't normal sized the things would just fall right off. Goes halfway down my shins. Crazy soft though like plush.
>>286245054So it's basically a nightgown?
>>286245789NTA. But my mom does the same thing when she runs out of clean PJs.
>>286246671Your dad's shirts or yours?
>You accidentally introduced your best friend to your onii-chan but now they're weirdly close
>>286240228NTA but found it just for (You) [Hamao] diss
I'm tired of this retard's roleplaying
>>286251247Go find new imouto content, or something old and forgotten
>>286251446You are responding to a person with schizophrenia
You WOULDN'T your defenseless imouto.
>>286237031We used to have imouto threads once a month, now we have a constantly bumped general up 24/7. This happened, I wanna say, sometime in the past 6 months.It's very odd
>>286253215Wouldn't I?
>>286231164yeah back when i was a kid i used to steal my sisters clothes and wear it as well. Good times.
>>286253650Oh what a queer little anon!
Pray for my imouto, she's taking a trip down in mexico
>>286255170Congratulations anon, you might get a niece.
>>286256343>might
>>286256343she had her tubes tied so if some cholo manages it then good for himmaybe she'll be less high-strung after a dicking
You wouldn't impregnate your imouto.
>>286256764>maybe she'll be less high-strung after a dickingSounds like a certain onii-chan hasn't been doing his brotherly duties properly.
>>286253507Think of the imouto!
>>286256780Someone has to.
>>286256789I've done my damnedest but even when we were both single and both bitching about dry spells it was clear that she wasn't interested. Though at this point there's good odds she hasn't gotten laid in over a decade, and as much as I'd be happy to bondburger my own sister I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate it.
>>286256837Damn girlfriends. Always ruining fun times.
>>286253385yeah, it's entered permabump territory like the SOL bump ritual threads
>>286256945I blame the needy sisters, us pure-hearted brothers would never allow such a thing.
>>286256975It just makes these threads a bit boring and tired out you haven't got the same energy and creativity but also mods don't seem to go out of their way to nuke them or ban half of the posters for the slightest infraction, or the loliscat spammer
>>286257004half the posts in this thread have been reposts from the previous thread, which were in turn reposts from the thread before that, and the thread before that, and the thread before thatWe just need time inbetween threads to relax and regain our composure to more newer more novel imouto ideas
My imouto has a very inviting aroma.
>>286257273I agree, but the autists keep making threads.I want them to at least wait two weeks before the next one.That means after march 7th if any of you thread making autists have itchy fingers sit on them.Damn the oujo from B gata h Kei was a real brocon I'd forgotten about...
>>286226628I tackle her like a bull and read the top of my head against her belly as she struggles to get up It always makes her laugh and makes it difficult to stay mad
I want to bath with my imouto again.
>>286256800>Think of the imouto!
>tfw no sister ...
>>286229112Except in this one's case, the author was getting a bit too close to his characters craziness
>>286230891its ok if you use a rubber, otherwise its incestprotected sex is just skinship, and wholesome.
>>286258856How is it incest? They're family
>>286259071>How is it incest? They're familywhat did he mean by this?
>>286258746>the author was getting a bit too close to his characters crazinesshmm? Ibara or the smoocher?
>>286258856Yeah, but I wouldn't trust one handed to me from her.
>>286260850Hagyoi
>>286261579
How do you deal with her?
>>286236862Imoutae would only be the plural if the singular was Imoutum. Learn 2 Latin properly, faget
>>286250582>only english translation is some meme rewritewhy
Did someone say imoutum?
Kill all japanese authors.
>>286263287WTF why?
>>286263287for >>286263208
>>286263314They have betrayed us countless times.
>>286226628I remind her that her cat is dead and will never return. She goes silent after that every time.
>>286263637What cause onii-chan to act like this?
>>286263903I already talked about that cats death when it was still alive. My sister loves making high pitched silly noises so I developed a counte rmeasure. See her getting sad amuses me.
>>286264060This is why I believe god is evil.
>>286233007All those doujins
Why do you guys want to fuck your imouto? Please be honest.
>>286264850Thankfully I know my past reply applies to this question >>285286138
>>286262980Find it on the archive?
>>286265021oh was his shit jacob'd? I didn't realize
This author is our last hope.
Hank status?
>>286263637how did the pussy die? was it slayed? was there blood? what was its fur like? did it like you? would it purr when you pet it? would it let you pet it?
>>286265018He probably killed it.
>>286265183>the my onii-chan is a vampire one
KA-BLAM
>>286226628In terms of probability, how likely is it that I can fuck my half sister?
>>286266988I'd say it's 50:50.
>>286265271Surprising how little interest in translating this series there is despite all the attention Hank gets. The same happened with her previous series, too.
>>286266988Depends on if you treat it as your decision or her decision to make
>>286267168>>286268763We were raised apart but we know each other since childhood, I also saw her naked a few times, she's hot
>>286268798>MAAAX!u got this bro just be a pest
