WINNERS
>>286236255milf asuka.
>wins>nobody gives a shit
>>286237416To be fair can you blame them, this shit is decades old, the steam had to run out sometime, it's still better late than never thou.
Literally just in Asuka's own imagination.
>>286236255Only in her own wishful headcanon.
>>286237995cope
>>286236255Alternative realities never count. Marvel movies ruined the entertainment media...
>>286238473That's basically what Asuka is doing the whole time.
Easy.
>>286238508It's literally episode 27
>>286236255
>>286239174they can call it whatever they want, it isn't
>>286239174Stop beimg a delulu shipfag. The only thing that is canon is them being stranded in some post apocalyptic world. There's nothing wholesome about it.
>>286239271>>286239658>it doesn't count!retards
>>286238613Jiren lost.
>>286237735Asukabros, wat dis?
>>286237416>"nobody gives a shit">two discussion threads reaching bump limit in one day
>>286240864It really does shipfag. It's looks more of a gag to give you fags some sense of confirmation for your ship that majority of the people already accepted in the og eva. Nothing changed at all.
>>286242163doesn't*
>>286238613He lost though.
>>286241625What's that anon? Posting while your immediate superior is waiting for YOU to get the job done? What are you, Hitler? Stop watching anime fantasies and go to work.
Did Anno really hastily throw Asukafans a bone after all the bitching about 3.0+1.0?
>>286242347He was able to make an anime of his gundam fanfic so he was probably happy enough to throw a visual or two for the asuka fans. It's enough.
>>286242347Yes. Rebuild! Shinji gets lovingly claps Mari’s cheeks OG! Shinji gets hate-ridden by Asuka
>>286242347Why not? They were always the canon final pairing, it’s a nice sendoff.
>>286238508This is the actual reality though.Also rebuild confirmed for separate canon with only this crossover being canon to the original.
>>286242347This is the most pandering Anno might have ever done and he's just been making nostalgia baiting for the last two decades. Sad that he's fallen this far
>>286236255She was always endgame. Always.
>>286237735If he's delayed, it's Asuka's imagination, where she envisions a happy future with Shinji, but rejects it to build her own. This confirms that Asuka always loved Shinji.
>>286236255Oh nononono.
>>286242086It's Eva in 2026, entirely defined by normalfags and shipfags (basically one and the same). Of course they are going to reach the bump limit
>>286242671Based Asuka choosing to be with real Shinji instead of her fantasy of Shinji
>>286242661>EoE and Rebuilds confirm that Shinji likes AsukaAsushin won
>>286236255I'm just happy it blew up the bad faith arguments about the ending of EoE. Those posters (or poster) will persist of course, but more desperately.
>>286242734Anon. What the fuck is this >>286242671 You fags live in fantasy land I swear.
>>286242734Pretty much. It didn’t confirm much more than what attentive viewers already know, but it did deconfirm several avenues of cope.
>>286242671It's the only time her "rejection" is done via a smile and being relaxed
>>286236255How is Reiddit taking the news?
>when a 13 minute comedy short has better characterization then all four of the Rebuild movies
>>286242734those arguments were debunked in the early '00s when the artbook came out until the short, this was the only official piece of media depicting life post eoe
>>286242856>ReidditInsane level of projection lol
>>286236255I am happy for Kenken
>>286242787Anon Asuka HAS to canonically reject instrumentality to be in One More Final: I Need You. Now we know explicitly that her instrumentality fantasy was a full romantic life with Shinji. We also know that she ends up alone with Shinji, and she caresses his face.The path forward for the two of them is pretty fuckin clear.
>>286242787Exactly.
>>286242900Yeah he seems to be doing well for himself at the Asushin wedding
Why is /a/ the only place that doesn't seem to overwhelmingly like this?
>>286236884that's what they were thinking about in picrel
>>286236255pic unrelated why?
>>286242909>They both move on with their lifesYup. Good for them.>The Rebuilds don't existThis is cope now.
>>286242946Because /a/, despite the shit taste, still knows anno is a hack and this is just pandering. For fuck's sake, they even called it episode 27.
>>286236884Evangelion is saved
>>286242909Holy shit, basically it canonizes Asuka Langley's love for Shinji, it completely changes the ending of EOE
>>286242946/a/'s the only place where Reifags really still exist, people who prefer the TV series over EoE, and think Anno is a massive hack for the Rebuilds in the first place
>>286242787It's her rejecting her instrumentality dream to go back into the real world. Yes her dream was to marry Shinji
>>286242946Most autistic spammer of all time is attempting to find the best angle to spin this. Don’t take the negative feedback too seriously, it’s either salt or the spammer.
>>286242999>completely changes the ending of EOETake your meds, EOE ended with Asuka winning
>>286242946/a/ is the only place where the vocal minorities can rage and shitpost outside of the discords they've retreated to.
>>286242999>canonizes Asuka Langley's love for ShinjiEoE are this retarded. Everyone and their uncle knew that.
>>286242891Not that this short shows anything post-EoE either
>>286242999It doesn’t change it for people who already figured it out, but yeah it narrows the possibilities down. The person who insisted Asuka was appeasing her evil abuser as a way to save herself got btfoed for example. Almost all variants of “EoE is a bad ending” lost.
>>286242946Its cute fan service, but that's all there is to it. An entirely unneeded addition to EoE. Anno is a hack.
>>286243012>her dream wasYes, was, now she moved on from that dream. But you want to stay on EoE land, because accepting the rebuilds hurts you. That's on you.
>>286243023>everyone I don't like is this schizo spammerAre Asushin faggots really going to rely on one shitposter for /a/ not liking Anno's slapdash garbage?
>>286242978lives together*>the rebuilds don’t existOh they exist, in their own timeline.
>>286236884I wish more authors were as based as Anno
>>286243110>Asushin is now in full cope modeHeh.
Funny people are just now talking about unneeded when we got like the first movie, the second, the third the manga the games.But now it's when it's unneeded lmao.
>>286243027I'm going to be honest, some of this exact wording about Asuka winning sounds like a Discord script
>Asuka would give up on her dream offscreen because I said soBurden of proof is on you now. Both of them like each other and Asuka was driven to take what she wants.
>>286243141Cope over what? Our right about everything award?
>>286243083The short just confirms that Sohryu=/=Shikinami and that the Rebuild are AU dreck that can safely be ignored
>>286243169Asushinfags got obliterated after the Rebuilds End. They are now grasping at straws as hard as they can.
>>286243069You never see anything just the once - this was Yui's gesture of farewell. So was Asuka's - after all in instrumentality her last words were "But, if I have to be with you, I'd rather die!"
>>286243200>Anno directly signaling that you don't have to give a shit about the RebuildsThis feels hilarious if he did it on purpose, it's like he's openly admitting his project for the last 20 years was an enormous waste of time.
If this is canon then it means it's canon that there's a giant Asuka out there fist fighting angels. Which I'm down for.
>>286242347Bro, he's the biggest Asukafag there is. Why do you think Kensuke (his Otaku side )bangs her? Be it Shinji(his emo side )or Kensuke, Anno plaps the angry german bitch regardless.
>>286243198Yup. Full cope.>>286243200>Last Shinji and Asuka scene in the rebuilds is a mirror to EoE>Shikinami is wearing Langley's same suitSure anon, sure. Whatever makes you sleep tight at night. You won. :^)
>>286243253Anno needs to make more anime
>>286243211I thought the Rebuilds were terrible especially the finale. I don't care about Asushin winning or not, just that I don't buy Anno's pandering
>>286236255If anything this really highlights how deprived of pandering asushinfags were this whole time that to them this is a big win when KenAsu and MariShin are endgame. You can't accept this as canon to EoE and disregard Rebuild at the same time you cowards.
>>286236255I think my mission here is over. I've never felt happy. For the last 20 years, I've been reading Re-Take every year or so. Asuka always loved Shinji, it's cannon
>Kenspammer is having a melty
>>286242661>>286242715>loves him but didn't end up with him anywayThat's only a win if you are a cuck lol
>>286243301Even if rebuilds are 1 timeline which they are not that still means asushin happens in the past.
>>286243309Always was
>Asushin in full schizo mode
>>286243265>copeCope. Soryu isn’t Shikinami, canon. Soryu loves Shinji, canon.
>>286236255Best girl wins again
>>286243265>Short is literally called Episode 27>confirms that Sohryu is not Shikinami >Sohryu states that it's time to stop dreaming and find happiness in the real world as Komm Suser Tod plays lmao at your life
>>286243200>they aren't the same confirmed!!!Uh oh anon don't look up what the 3.0+1.0 Asuka figures are officially called
>>286243376>Soryu loves Shinji, canon.But everyone knew that anon... Damn, Asushinfags are uber retarded.
I'm waiting for the edit that replaces Asuka with Sakura
>>286243309>froggo back
>>286243263>>286243361>>286243023Why did you triggered Kensukecuck. His melty is never ending at this point
>>286243392>The cycle continues to the rebuildsAnd Shinji walked away from Asuka. :^)>Noooo the rebuilds don't countCOPE
>>286243434Maybe he'll finally kill himself now
>>286243216Yeah Shinji’s psychoprojection of what he thought Asuka was, was pretty crazy. She really surprised him when she caressed his cheek! The real her isn’t so scary after all.
>>286242347 Bro, he's the biggest Asukafag there is. Why do you think Kensuke (his Otaku side )bangs her? Be it Shinji(his emo side )or Kensuke, Anno plaps the angry german bitch regardless
>>286243434It's fun to laugh at him, now more than everHe will never recover from this
>>286243454Yeah cycles AKA AU dreck that can be ignored
>>286243454You are 10/10 mad haha
>>286243467>he's the biggest Asukafag there is.Why do people still doubt this, Anno has straight up said Asuka is his favorite character
>>286243216>For Asushinfags choking a girl is a sign of love>For Asushinfags, Asuka no way fagging a future with Shinji as her husband is them becoming a coupleJesus, they are all retarded.
>>286243434The difference between the Kensuke spammer and everyone else who dislikes this dogshit is that he still uses 4.0 as an " own " to Asukafags when the Rebuilds are garbage, Anno has been washed, and this short is fanservice pandering. Simple as
>>286243478He always talked about Asuka getting cummed inside. It's just not the person he wanted
>>286243454So shinji had a son with Asuka 1.0 before reality reset, he still won then
>>286243484>>286243491>No uConcession accepted. Now you can start with the mental gymnastics.
>>286243535>Reality resetBaseless headcanon btw
>>286243253imagine the milk.
>>286243535>Had a sonYup, couldn't even retain information from a 12 minute short. Congrats. You are retarded.
I know this is an asuka victory lap thread, but i'm gonna post her anyway. People will always be mad she won, but she deserved it
>>286243253Where does the entry plug goes in?
I'm actually tearing up, it's been 30 years since we saw the real Asuka
>>286236255You can tell it's real because of the arguments about it.
>>286242671SUBS! I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING SUBS!
Funny how it doesn't feel like a victory at all, I thought you'd be more obnoxious about it but I guess you guys realized it means nothing in the end. It kinda feels like Kaworu saying he loved Shinji in 3.0 +1.0 to then pass away peacefully (or date Rei whatever you interpret that final scene as). If anything Anno is laughing at you too. It's kinda based because it means those death threats they got from schizo asushinfags in 2021 meant nothing to him.
>>286236884So this happens in between ep26 and one more final, right?
>>286243726The fact that more people don't talk about it dosen't change that it's a victory.
>>286243406This is the best I can do
>>286243610Only Catkeks refuse to accept it
>>286243769If a tree falls in a forest etc etc
Hopefully we can put this crappy anime to rest permanently.
>>286243245>This feels hilarious if he did it on purposeAsuka proudly states that she is Asuka Langley Soryu at the end of the short, not Shikinami but Soryu. I don't think you can get a more direct admittance that whatever Rebuild was it's now dead and buried.
>>286243804Good riddance that shit should have never been created in the first place.
>>286243726>Funny how it doesn't feel like a victory at all, I thought you'd be more obnoxious about it but I guess you guys realized it means nothing in the end.Oh don't worry this is just the beginning of the gloating, wait till a rip comes out with subs
>>286243835This just means Rebuild of Rebuild is in the works
wait if this is asuka's instrumentality fantasy, doesn't that mean shinji saw it and knows about it, just like she saw everything of him? he chokes her knowing she literally was fantasizing about having his children?
>>286243762It's a fucking 4th wall breaking comedy routine made for the 30th anniversary celebration where Auska gets to complain about how the ending of the original series was written. Jesus Christ this shit doesn't have to all fit into some god damn timeline. It's like asking when the fucking skits happen after the episodes of Gunbuster. They don't. A child could figure this out you absolute retards.
>>286243877He didn't want to pay child support, Gendo taught him well
>>286236255Woah an imaginary trophy, such victory.
>>286243877This seems to deconfirm perfect knowledge of others’ instrumentality experiences while you’re being broken down. Maybe if they chose to stay they would be one, but in rejecting it, the barriers come back off and it comes off as a hazy feeling.
>>286243877confusing and frustration over mixed signals
>>286236884So Re-Take is canon now? Also, MILF Asuka makes me way happier than I’d like to admit
>>286243967Everything is imaginary tho.We just give names to immobile things to distinguish them.
>>286243877Shinji was literally alone for about two weeks, then Asuka appeared. He was probably delirious; he saw Rei and had many hallucinations. He choked Asuka to see if she was real.
Is this short confirming they had wild hatesex on the beach
Today I shall remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLfQSoVhrMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6xKkaSP54https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgY7wdR66k0
>>286244085We don't see the beach. We just see a bunch of skits and a "now you must choose" meme.
>>286244085>Nothing to do>Literally everyone is in the goop except these 2>Asuka was imagining what was in the shortI would be more surprised if they didn't do anything in that beach.
>>286244085What do they eat?
>>286244163are there doujins with this premise
>>286243927Most of it is, the final train skit with the Episode 27 title is way more sombre and actually trying to say something
>>286243069>Almost all variants of “EoE is a bad ending” lost.EoE is still a bad ending, even if Shinji and Asuka are happy and in love and humanity can return if they want, because the whole world and its environment is completely fucked. That's actually the main thing that Rebuild tried to address.
>>286244085>when the hateplapping turns into loveplapping midplapping
RIP Shikinami you won't be missed
>>286244260Only good part about Shikinami was the design.
>>286244085>>286243877>>286243610>>286243454>>286243392In Rebuild 2.0 when Shinji thought Asuka died he threw a temper tantrum; when he thought Rei died he was willing to wipe out all of humanity to bring her back, that is the difference between LIKING someone and LOVING someone.>Rebuild 1.0 Rei won the Shinji bowl>Rebuild 2.0 Rei won the Shinji bowl>Rebuild 3.0 Kaworu won the Shinji bowl>Rebuild 4.0 Mari won the Shinji bowlAsuka is a 4 time loser just like her fans.
>>286244323The copes keep getting more convoluted with each post
>>286236255>>286236884What's going on? Where is this from?
>>28624436730th anniversary short they showed at a convention today
how will the "ASUKA TOUCHED SHINJI TO STOP HIM FROM KILLING HER" shitposting schizo cope with this kek
>>286244323Are you ok Anon?
>>286244367https://x.com/centralnerv_/status/2025250245148328366
>>286236255>>286236884Omedeto
asuka and shinji are basically pic? because I fucking love it
>>286244455The new cope is that she's rejecting him in the end.
>>286242856Having a melty as we speak kek
>>286236255Damn, I was sure we would forever be stuck with Annos frumpy wife, good to see that he realized that the rebuilds are ass
>>286244323The rebuilds which are pretty much universally rejected as shallow fanservice slop in favor of the original series and EoE? Those rebuilds?
>>286244879She rejects comfort to accept reality; her world is a mess and Shinji is there, and she loves him enough to do that.
>>286243396Uh oh anon don't look up what the 3.0+1.0 Asuka figures are officially calledof all the things you can choose to cope with about Asuka winning the NGE bowl...you choose THIS?
ITT people who don't remember Asuka's mental state at the start of EoE. At the end, she is once again unable to be a pilot, so like when she slit her wrists in that bathtub, she wants off the ride altogether, out of the tang to where she can reach oblivion.
>>286243337>286243337they literally end up together. Just accept that you're an angry transfag because two straight people love each other.
>>286245169I'm g*y and I always rooted for Asushin and I won
>He lo-ACK!!!
>>286245200Faggot
>>286245200I just don't understand the idiots who can't comprehend a damn 13-minute short film. It's being confirmed that Asuka loved Shinji. She doesn't want a happy ending; she accepts the shitty ending of The End of Evangelion with Shinji by her side, to build something together from it
>>286245121
>>286245338>I just don't understand the idiots who can't comprehend a damn 13-minute short film.Denial is one hell of a drug
>>286244384>>286244528ThanksI always knew asuka was best girl
>>286245338they can comprehend it just fine, but they have to twist it however because they can't face the prospect of losing an anonymous tribal internet argument
>>286245338see>>286245406
>>286245169no transfag ships anyone but asuka and femboy shinji
>>286242347Yes. The best part is that Reifags are still totally screwed.
>>286245297Perhaps>>286245338People do it on purpose and read stuff in bad faith. It's always like that with shipping and it's even worse with Eva because the story can be ambiguous and confusing at times but to me it was obvious since EoE
>>286236255unconfident loser ending with a bitch that does not but hurt him checks out
>>286244323the fuck does that have to do with my Crabwife, fag?
In this thread, a bunch of broke-ass losers call each other a bigger broke-ass loser obsessing over a series that hasn't been good in over 30 years.
>>286244323The Rebuids are the New52 of NGE aka garbage with mari being the saving grave because maaya is a angel.
>>286246253>that hasn't been good in over 30 years.I agree, this short is the best thing to come out of NGE since EoE
>>286246253t. Reifag
>>286236884>Traced artNot worth the effort uh.
So what stage of seething is he on >>286246308? He's starting to post his shit edits and AI art to cope
>>286246475Not a single worthwhile woman or male in this entire series. All of them are terrible people and the only reason that you're so attached to them is that after 30 years of obsession you've become just an aged up version of most of these losers.Enjoy Anno milking your attention spans and getting more money out of clueless broken people like yourself.
How I wish this had been shown during melli ;-;
>>286236255HolySHIT
>>286246749two other pics look like ad art from a few years ago and the one with the newborn is a pixiv artist. It's ai slop of stolen fan work
>>286242671fucking lmao
>>286242946Anno animated a very nice shitpost short and as always nobody likes being bamboozled, either way was very fun
>>286242671>4 in the center of the shotIf she went on that train she dies. Instead she chooses to the real world only to find Shinji there too.Now put together the fact that her ideal was to be with Shinji. Some people don't deserve oxygen.
>>286250351It's an homage to the fan work and a callback to previous commercial projects.
>>286243793Lol, see you in 3 years when Anno decides to add more crap to Eva "for the last time"
>>286246835Bargaining>>286246749>>286250466
>>286237735never seen the new movies. who in the fuck is this bitch
>>286251222Her ideal was to have a family, to be happy, to be loved, to be cherished. She saw Misato and Kaji, and therefore, the ending the other Asuka proposed was also a perfect one, where her loved ones were alive and happy. It was a fantasy in every sense of the word. She remembers Asuka's traumas and her background; she just wanted to connect with someone genuinely. Deep down, she only wants to be happy and loved for who she is. In the end, she discovers that before doing all that, she must first love herself, and that's why she rejects Shinji.
>>286251459Anno's wife
>>286251459Shinji's mother's college friend who is somehow immortal and decided to groom Shinji into being her husband, who's entire character can be sum!ed up as "quirky"
>>286236255OH MY GOD THIS FINALLY KILLS THE KENTARD
>>286245498Sub/Bottom Shinji is for Kaworu or Misato, not Asuka.
Was Evangelion ever actually good or was it an industry plant?
>>286242347I mean, is it considered a win if she decides not to take the path? She ultimately decides she's a strong, independent woman who needs no man.
>>286251845The resolution was that she wasn’t going to just be given happiness. She’s going to go out and make it.So yes.
>>286236884German redheaded Aryan milf.Cute white daughter.Shinji won so fucking hard.
>>286236255Holy shit how many more years of discourse are we getting?
>>286252202Best girl 20 years running, Reifags are kidding themselves!
>>286252251Rei got kowaru so she won tooAnyways where can I see the short film???
>>286252323Lol reicuck
>>286252339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hKyTqsPQeUFound it and I don't care, they are fictional I'm happy they all found happiness
Asuka #1 For all eternity.
>>286252355Okay there cuck
>>286252432LoL, cuck would be someone who inserts themselves into the story thinking they are shinji, either way im happy my Boi is not le gay! But someone said this isn't cannon and is just another possible reality. Also I find it really sad if Rei never found love so I do hope maybe her and kowaru hooked up. They were both the same "race" anyways.
>>286252464Calm down Shen.
>>286252251>>286252202Red vs. Blue will continue until the end of time itself
will the short be released anywhere?
>>286252160i appreciate that they made the newborn baby look realistically gross
Watching it rn and its sad what could have been, anno shafted asuka so bad in the rebuilds, Mari stole her screen time in 2.0 and more of it in the last 2 films. This makes me feel like the rebuilds were just badly botched. Especially the last one with the cheap cgi at the end.
the short is not canon just so you all know
>>286252577Anno really messed up the rebuilds, im glad I didn't buy the last 2 films and just watched them in the theatre/online.
Reibros, Kenbros, Maribros... it's literally OVER this time for real, forever.
>>286252599Shikinamibros, we are farming unlimited aura right now
>>286252599Rei was a clone of his mom anyways, it would have been weird, still love her character
Misatobros will win when anno releases another short in 2029Screencap this post
so this is what she imagines before waking up on the beach?
>>286252755Kek
>>286242671What does the 4 mean?
>>286242671She she just IMAGINED it then??? I was hoping my Boi shinji actually married this bitch so he can finally be happy. Is the Mari ending still the cannon one then???
>>286243877How do we still have to keep going over this. Shinji spent a long time on the beach already. He was in a daze since why wouldn't he be.picrel too.>Drama Card D-88 "Kimochi Warui"> "Shinji renounced the world where all hearts had melted into one and accepted each other unconditionally. His desire... to live with 'others' -- other hearts that would sometimes reject him, even deny him. That is why the first thing he did after coming to his senses was to place his hands around Asuka's neck. To feel the existence of an 'other'. To confirm (make sure of) rejection and denial.">アスカの首に手をかけた、「他人」の存在を感じるために。拒絶と否定を確かめるために。
>>286252778>>286252867are you dumb?see >>286245338
>>286252961Yes I am, this shit is in japanese and all over the place Looks like a bunch of random shit to me
>>286242654Feels GOOD to win even 30 years later
>>286252993The short basically deconfirms single loop retardation and confirms different continuities.This is the ending for TV+EoE, manga ending is ending for manga, RoE is ending of rebuilds.Really this is shit we already fucking knew but Anno must've have recovered from shit to the brain a bit just so he can specifically btfo the faggots that kept misconstruing EoE
>>286253042Thank you, I figured as much, its just confusing as hell. And rei was always a clone of his mom anyways, shipfags are just wierdos who self insert as shinji.
>>286243253Seriously, Anno, it’s time you claimed the crown from Miyazaki, before AI destroys fucking anime.
>>286253042>Anno winsMoney printers tend always to after high school
>>286246334New 52 revitalized series like Animal Man and Swamp Thing, and it gave us a couple of decent series like WW and Batman Inc. The shingekijôbans add absolutely nothing worthwhile to the series, the mechs look inferior and Mari is just figurine bait. Animation is ugly and the CG is cheap. And the lore...LOL
TOTAL ASUSHIN VICTORYTOTAL ASUSHIN VICTORYTOTAL ASUSHIN VICTORY
Moot won.
>>286242347hope he gives something for misato.
LETS ALL LAUGH AT ECELEBS
>Asuka no way fags Shinji's proposal>She chooses to be a pilot over an Onahole >Final part of the short is a celebration of her decisionAsushin is finally over. I'm glad.
The tears and meltdowns today have been manna to my gnarled soul.Best girl then.Best girl now.Best girl forever.
>>286254317What happened to him?
>>286244085canon
>>286254506there's a thread on the farms
I guess the real winners are the people who didn't see rebuilds lmaoNow they aren't even Canon
>>286242860
>>286244455
yepyep
The cope over this is the epitome of cognitive dissonance.
>>286254921giwtwm
>>286254921Those sock stains look like the skid marks on my dad's underwear that he makes me lick clean after he's done raping my asshole.
>>286237735Why is Shinji wearing a choker?
>>286237735>>286241625>rebuild
Jap Twitter is not happy about the leak.
>>286254745Mostly bad faith trolling. Asushin won the prime timeline, that’s that.
>>2862362555d chess champion
>>286256018japs are such cucks.
>>286255341
>>286256018is it not meant to be released?would this have been another ufo touhou situation otherwise?
>>286243245Misato feet Holy SHIT
>>286256018How upset would they be if one day the Phantom Blood movie was finally found and leaked?
>>286252561Perhaps it's better that way since it further drives the point home of 90s being the best decide
>>286256018they're just mad whenever paypigging doesn't give them extra privileges
>>286251459Scrappy Doo.
>>286243200I really don't think the vast majority of you understand Evangelion in the slightest.No wonder Anno hates us.
shipfags seething always funny
>>286256350I don't think it's getting widely released anytime soon.
>>286257262but it is to be released right? it's not something they plan to never show is what I'm asking
>>286236884At this point Anno is just feeding the kensuke spammer
>>286257316Poor guy, he hasn't been taking it well. I wonder is this how "you-know-who" felt after the ending of Gridman?
>>286252803Death
>>286236255Her mom is hotter.https://files.catbox.moe/01mlqp.jpg
>>286243007>people who prefer the TV series over EoEMost people think like this, even zoomies new to Eva
>>286256018And Khara is now threatening legal action.
>>286256018>>286257774Sucks to be a payfag
>>286257774>>286256018Nips are funny, just sell streams the next time, you would probably make 10x the cash then whatever the live attendees paid
>>286257774shoulda just sold it
>>286257874Or just put out a home version later, it would still feel special for the people that got to see it premiere in a theater and they'd double dip anyway. It getting camripped immediately was the least surprising outcome here.
>>286257774lollmao even
>>286257774
>>286258381 would
>>286257774LET ME BUY YOUR VIDEO STUPID
>>286257774>I don't want your money, baka!What did Anno mean by this?
>>286256018Piracy is just a service problem.
>>286257774>>286258890It's performative outrage. They are trying to get people to talk about it by advertising its exclusivity. Reminder that kharafags started out by screening daicon shorts at sci-fi conventions, they know how the game is played.
>WINNERSLMAO
Asukachads how are we feeling with our victory and all this cope?
Asuka fans are retarded.
>Asushinfag still in denialLove to see it. Keep going. :^)>Instrumentality Yes anon, she remembers the choking and somewhat she dived into instrumentality once again, because yes she can KEK. Let the coping start.
>>286236255Imagine coping so much you say all this retarded shit, unbelievable thread.
>>286260152Always were. Misato GODS ww@?
>>286260123Kencuck has started going on a ack tier melty in three different threads with all the samefagging he's doing
>>286236884I like Saigado's milf Asuka more
>>286236255Wrong character in the image
>>286260236This is why my boy would be better.
>>286260204That makes Asushin not only cute & canon but lucky as well
>>286260249ok retard
>>286260236Every single timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk
>>286236255Asuka rejected a future w/ Shinji tho.She rather wants to fix herself and end with a MAN who gives strong Kaji vibes and is a leader to his village, not with a child with daddy issues who's better with a british mommy waifu.
>Noooo multiple people can't call me a fag you are spamming from multiple devicesKek, the last COPE. Today Asushinfags lost it. Cope in instrumentality LMAO.
>>286260156>Yes anon, she remembers the choking and somewhat she dived into instrumentality once againIt's meta fanservice but technically they could have never left instrumentalityAsuka gets chocked out, has her own instrumentality shit while Shinji has his ownShinj is out first and she arrives later
No hate on shinji but k-man would satisfy asuka more with his bbc
Shinji can get reiI dont care.
>>286260327>>286260303The amount of cope spam is unreal. Shinji fucked Asuka btw
>>286260440This is asuka deslusion.
>>286260204He sometimes goes to /dbs/ to gain support, but no one there gives a fuck about his moeshit war spam and gets G'd.
>>286260440also not canon.
>>286260466It's funny. He's basically throwing a temper tantrum because his usual bait isn't working. Funny shit to watch happen in real time, especially the muilt-post replies one after the other
>>286260550Im not throwing anything
>>286260440REJECTED>>286242671
>>286260094>Dragged into his worldSo she meant the first strangulation, the one with the spilled coffeeNot the second attempt at the end of EoE
>>286236884My nigga
man im so tired of these asushin retards
Do you think they fucked at the office during breaks and over night stays?
>>286260698Non Canon
>>286260698They didn't fuck because it didn't happen.
>>286257307She won many ojisan cocks, indeed
>>286260881>>286260857>1 min apart
>>286260938Stfu already,it's non canon anniversary thingthese asushin faggots are so annoying
>>286260698Yup.
>>286261070No.
And as my last nail of Asushinfags coffin. The rejection but subtitled.>I'm done dreaming My girl is finally free from Shipperfaggotry. You LOST. LMAO>B but instrumentality HAHAHAHAHA >>286260094
>>286261138This shit is just sad, the cope is out of control.
>>286261200(your) cope?indeed
gentlemen! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>>286261200Asushin cope? Yes. They stopped pulling the instrumentality card. It's over for them.
>>286261200Delulu faggot.
OH NO NO NO NOWE GOT TOO COCKY KENSUKEBROS
>It's instrumentality!>It's not>The end up together!>They don'tWhat's the next cope?
>>286261308Another delusional asushin retard.
>>286261200Yup. He's wasting his mother's internet to spam his melty.
Remember anons, this isn't canon, it's just an anniversary thing don't listen to these retards
>>286261409/pw/ here, Seethe faggot
ITT: JOBBERS who JOB to ANGELS
>>286261609Fuck stfu alreadyYou faggots are all tve same retardationAHHHHH
>>286261609/Pw/ so what you retardI bet i could beat you 1 to 1
>>286261622My boy defeats the angels
>>286242999What the fuck did people think "If I can't have all of you then I don't want anything to do with you" meant?
Maybe we'll get another eva anime where its just asuka trying to save whats left of the old world now, maybe other characters occasionally pop in. That might be the reason for this short. If she rejected happiness with shinji that's fine, he still has Mari, ayanami and mommy misato who love and support him. All is well in the world.
>>286243726Tbf, this is just the reaction with gifs and images. We haven't even seen the whole special yet. That's when you'll see shit pop off
>>286261665>>286261698The pork is seething out of his containment zone.
>>286245338People have basically been arguing for the ambiuity for almost 30 years so obviously aren't going to easily take to the new change here especially considering it's in a short
>>286261935You are thinking about Shikinami this is Soryu we are talking about
>>286252202It was already self-sustaining, now it'll never die for real
>>286257774>>286256018Did the whole thing even get recorded and posted?I thought we just had still photos?
>>286262093https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa0i0q2
Asushin is eternal
>>286262158Subs when
>>286262190...in being headcanon
>>286262285There are subs in the video, that seem pretty accurate
I'm glad best girl finally got something nice like this. God Asuka is just the cutest.
>>286262288keep seething
>>286254423UNI-VERSEUNI-VERSEUNI-VERSE
People often overlook Asuka Langley "smarts" because her personality is so loud, but consider the facts:>Her mother was a scientist, like Shinji's.>She earned a university degree in her early teens.>She is fluent in both German and Japanese (and English in some localizations).>Her synch ratios and tactical prowess weren't just raw instinct; they required a high level of technical understanding of the Eva interface.She's is not dumb at all, quite the opposite: She is a child prodigy who lacks basic emotional regulation.Asuka is a textbook case of overcompensation. Because her mother "rejected" her (due to her insanity), Asuka tied her entire self-worth to being "the best" and "independent." Her anger is a defensive wall. If she’s the smartest, strongest, and loudest person in the room, nobody can look down on her, and more importantly, nobody can hurt her again.She and Shinji are two sides of the same coin: Shinji deals with his trauma by disappearing into himself, while Asuka deals with hers by trying to dominate everyone around her.
>>286257307Yeah but Aqua dies at the end so is that REALLY a victory?
>>286263080And that's the sort of personality that ends up as a spinster with a house full of cats.
>>286263165>Women would willing choose having their cars eat their face after death than dating anonThat should make you think.
>>286263165And fulfills her sex life by being a Tinder-trawling slut
>>286259832not orange enough
>>286263080didn't she explain thermal expansion in magma episode that was probably to show her intellect, like chess for Lelouch.
