Volume 46Naruto ReturnsChapter 428: DiscourseStart: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>286341698
Ah, goddamit. I'm really not used to this trip shit.
B&W
>>286363812>You are ARROGANT>This is your FINAL warning from a GOD
>>286363760>>286363772Absolutely mogged the titular character lmaoooooooooo
>>286363662ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>286363668>Konohamaru is able to compete in Taijutsu with any Pain for any length of time at all while we're supposed to believe the Pains are annihilating the entire village and its entire military forcePack it up, Kishi is a retard.>>286363760>genin, child Konohamaru can briefly compete with Pain in taijutsu, manifest two shadow clones and a rasengan in short orderThis is actually a retardedly good showing, he'd better be the next coming of Hashirama.
Done!
>>286363865If Pain were actually the final boss of the manga (which probably would have been better than Obito, Madara, Kaguya, Zetsu, and the abortion of a war arc) the Six Paths having six separate controllers could have been an interesting idea.
>>286363668Did we REALLY need two panels of Konohamaru saying the same thing twice?
>>286363878>days since anbu weren't useless: 0
>>286363688Konohamaru...>>286363714
>>286363889>>286363889>>286363878Shizune ;_;
>>286363760>>286363772I wonder where this chapter will put Konohamaru on the tier list>>286364100Thanks for the dump, OP!
>>286364149Didn't mean to make that second reply.>>286363714>>286363754Why is Konohamaru so horny? He hasn't even reached puberty in the time this flashback took place.
>>286363760HOW WAS HE UNABLE TO DODGE THAT!?!?!?Surely, Kishimoto can't actually expect me to believe those corpse jobbers are genuine threats?
>>286363760My fuarking HEROOOOOOO
>>286363902>>286364100Arigatou, OP!
>>286363760Pain REALLY should have given this jobber some back up...
>>286363760This makes crippled Lee doing well against Kimimaro look inoffensive.
>>286363668why is konohamaru drunk in during whole pain arc?
>>286363760>>286363772A tale as old as time, Enma Pain was too strong to win.
I hate these new "higher quality" scans
>>286363688>that exact hand
>>286363688>>286364401>the chapter is literally from 2009
>>286364377What don't you like about them? I also don't care for them, but curious what others think.
>>286363760>>286363772KWAB. Is this the power of the Rinnegan?
>>286363797>>286363812Pain had no argument against that. That's a concession.
>>286363835Was Tsunade the biggest narutofag in Konoha after Jiraiya died?
>>286364411He also sucks with using a trip, I wonder if he's just anon who caved and bought a pass to shut the shitposters up.
>>286363705Is that a gigantic rod the demon has going into its head?
>>286363889>>286363902SHIZUNE NOOOOOOOO!!
>>286364411utter the word drama and I will personally skewer your brown ass on a rusty pipe and leave you to dry in the sun
Worst Hokage.
>>286364183>Why is Konohamaru so horny? He hasn't even reached puberty in the time this flashback took place.You serious? I wanted to fuck women since I was 8.
>>286364531Hashirama knew.
>>286364454I'll admit I'm a little grumpy today because of an annoying headache and fully expanding the colored pages was making my headache worse but the smaller pages that were used previously dress-up the quality issues with the art
>>286363812>"What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?"
>>286363797>the power balance maintained by the BijuThe Biju are nowhere near as strong as the world-ending power they're treated as. And curiously enough if they were, you'd think they'd be better protected. The Akatsuki sent teams of two dudes after damn near all of them and took them one by one with ease.And what's the fucking point of them being "political power balance" weapons? They're comparable IRL to nukes, I guess? Is the idea that they'd just drop one of the Jinchuriki into a village and let them unleash the Biju and die unleashing it fully? Then conversely if a tailed beast is captured, which isn't so ridiculously hard to do it seems, it means that the people you dropped it on now have it for themselves. There being 9 Jinchuriki and the tailed beasts being political weapons is so obviously made up by Kishi halfway through the manga. It makes absolutely no sense. It causes 100x more plotholes than it fills.
>>286363754Uhh based??
>>286363902Ok I'm usually a defender of written inconsistencies and whatnot but the fact that he could do that from the get go makes the whole Konoha assault fucking retarded, and the character may have its reasons whatsoever but man this is as dumb as it could get.
>>286363754DAMN!
>>286364492I think so. The king of hell has a pretty cool design
>>286363754
>>286364607>Shame on you, sweet Nerevar
>>286363760Leafmaru upscale
>>286363668>>286363688bro didn't make it one page
>>286363854I feel like this conclusion didn't need so many brains working together.
>>286363760Is he the youngest rasengan learner?
>>286364877they're under attack and won't be thinking as clearly
>>286363889NOOOOOOOOOOO SHIZUNE MY LOVE
>>286364514That's pretty gay anon
>>286363797Kek
>>286364889Itachi learned it when he was 2, but at 3 he found it was too weak compared to the other jutsu he had learned since, so he eventually stopped using it and that's why we never see him use it.
>>286364922The Owari Da's are some of my favorite things to come out of this daily.
>>286364490Was she wrong?
>>286363772>remember menah just kill him.>>286363797>almost finished huntingby jobbing harder than sasuke, you haven't even found him yet.>>286363797>just straight up tell them your plan
>>286364889We don't know when Kakashi learned it from Minato, but considering he created the Chidori because he couldn't mix his element to the rasengan, Kakashi is probably has Konohamaru beat.
>>286364050>Konohamaru is able to compete in Taijutsu with any Pain for any length of time at allInstantly my thoughts on how bullshit this is as soon as I saw that first panel, same as when he actually managed to hit Pain last chapter with kunai
>>286364922
>>286363835I vividly remember seeing this particular Pain panel being used a lot for him by fans
>>286364922>>286364977I humbly request you add this owari da to your collections. Dozo.
>>286363902What if Pain just fucked off without a word after discovering where Naruto was? Honestly, if Pain just left and recollected himself for a bit, he could have come back fresh and decimated Konoha while capturing Naruto successfully.
>>286363785>A God who restores orderFunny he is saying this knowing one of his bodies just got wrecked by a 12 year old.
>>286364877Think it's more about having everyone on the same page than actually requiring that many people to figure it out
How Pain even know how to get to Mount Myoboku?
>>286364411>no pointless commentary during dumpWhy are you so hung up on this?
>>286364533Yes, i thought girls were icky until like a week like hours after i got my first boner and started having sexual thoughts.I dunno how a god damn 8 years old can be horny when he shouldn't even have the hormones required for it yet.
>>286365106Because when he tried to insert his own commentary everyone shit on him since it was awful. It makes him feel insecure to see other people enjoy an OP's comments when his were hated.
>>286364411>no pointless commentary during dumpGlad I'm not the only one who dislikes that.
>>286364922>When Konan says she's not in the mood for a quick fuck with Yahiko's corpse
>>286365147You were probably a late bloomer. Boys can also get boners pretty much from infancy.
>>286365152You're the same anon. You're just mad about the Hanabi jokes.
>>286363785Cheeky Anbu fella
>>286364411>>286365152Same.
>>286365148I'm curious, what commentary from Sakon or anyone else made you feels worse while reading the pages?Because as far as i recall, it wasn't anything worse than what anons post in the replies or even compared to the commentary from the first storytime's OP.
>>286364411I miss the commentary. Ramen and Sakon in particular were funny and added to the daily.
>>286363754>this ninja is basically doing a pussy spreadAnd people call Oda a pervert.
>>286365252What a coincidence, me too. Those jokes were the best of the threads.
>>286365252>>286365276>1 minute
>>286365276>>286365252Same. I really loved ramen and Sakon's comments.
>>286365276>>286365298>1 minute
>>286363889I really dig these eye shots
>>286365252>>286365276>>286365298You guys won't believe this but I feel the same way and support you.
>>286365298>>286365317>1 minute
>>286365147>acquired my first fetish at 6-7 and never quite gained much of an interest in vanilla stuffI still wonder how I ended up like this
>>286365334That's not me.
>>286363902So he's basically flushing her brain down the toilet here, right?
>>286365286>>286365306>>286365334please understand, he's fucking pathetic.
>>286365252>>286365276>>286365298>>286365317You're really assblasted about this, huh?
>>286365148>Because when he tried to insert his own commentary everyone shit on him since it was awfulLink a thread where that happened. I don't remember it.
>>286363902Why would Sasuke do this to Sasuke?
>>286365377you used inspect element to delete all the (you)'s, we're not stupid
>>286364557>A woman...hokage...
Does a SINGLE person like SHIThamaru?
>>286365511Moegi :)
>>286363760Speedreader here, since when can this twerp do shadow clones? isn't that something only elite ninja can do?
>>286364922>when Kishimoto allows a female character to speak her mind
>>286365549He learned off-screen inbetween part 1 and 2, we see this in the breather chapter after Akatsuki supression.
>1 minute>1 minute>1 minute
>>286364922Did he just turn off Yahiko until she shut the fuck up
>>286364046Cool page.
>>286363797I can't take this arc seriously when I know Tobidara had infinite chances to just teleport to Naruto and snatch him into an Akatsuki hideout to get the Ninetails. This whole Pain attack feels so redundant.
>>286363968Surprised this wasn't censored
>>286363760Future Hokage and Hyuuga heir. Our hero.
>>286363688>>286364401
>>286363518No need for me to post since OP took over as a more neutral party and is using the good quality scans. Early was just the best time for me to dump personally.
>>286363968...How can Naruto turn into such a sexy milf unless he had intimate knowledge of a woman's body? Are there porn magazines in the village?
>Konohamaru has a bigger sex drive than Naruto at the age of 8
>>286366114He's like 12. The same as P1 Naruto.
konohamarruu
>>286363797>>286363812Nagato's actually malding here, pretty funnybro is absolutely crying in rage typing in chat
>>286363754Jiraiya got to fuck THAT!?
>>286364748>>286363754What a Goddess holy shit
>>286366179No, i'm talking about part 1 Konohamaru having a bigger sex drive than part 2 Naruto.
>>286366229He's fucking pissed that little shit just wrecked him on his other multibox when he was tabbed out.
>>286365238Please respond.
>>286366272>BTFO'd by a literal gay sissy>Priveledged Senju womansplains how peaceful her nation is to you right afterhow did he not Shinra Tensei the entire fucking village right there
Pain is lucky team Guy isn’t hereOr Yamato
Sorry for the spoiler Hanabibros, but Moegichads are going to win Konohamaru-chan bowlWell, Hanabi can still get with Raikage :)
>>286366353>Or Yamatoain't that the fool who's chakra draining stockholds jobbed to an already one shot Kisame?
>>286363754ZAMN>>286363760Very tiny rasengan
>>286363812Pain would very perform badly in the battledome forums....
>>286363760How would you fix this scene?
>>286363889No...please dont kill her...onigai....
>Nagato is capable of long distance controlling 6 bodies because he has Uzumaki chakra>Karin is a walking healkit>Naruto has infinite chakra>somehow this clan of walking cheat codes just dissolved and there are only these few left
I love Sakura
what happened to the obligatory naruto gooner post?
>>286363754>Naruko's puffy vulvaTruly a jutsu honed to perfection
>>286366603Let's goon here
>>286363968I'mma clip the B&W ones too.
>>286363760Compared to naruto konohamaru really does have talent. He learns the shadow clone sexy jutsu and rasengan extremely quickly for his age.
>>286366596>Naruto has infinite chakra Thats because of the nine tails and the 4th Hokages seal. Also the Land of Whirlpools got Poland'd (jumped from all sides)
>>286363958>>286363968Who else finds it cringe. Like, it's not tasteful at all like in Bleach. I just had a second hand embarrassment. It's like it was drawn by a person who never was attracted to women.Kid having lusts after his mentor's genderbend form? Wut.
>>286366603You are looking at it
>>286363968
>>286366596>Rinnegan>Non uzumaki Kekkei genkai>KuramaThe Uzumakis were frauds.>t.Kishimoto during the one shot.
>>286363812>>286363826Wait, is that the girl I forgor her name. She had her boyfriend killed in part .1 She had a scene where said she would avenge him. Then she just got memoryholed.
>>286366755I don't think it's necessarily cringe, but it does feel a bit forced. It's very clear Kishi is a bit autistic when it comes to women in general and he doesn't really seem like he's actually attracted to them in his works.
>>286364012
>>286366755>It's like it was drawn by a person who never was attracted to women.Bingo.
>>286366856Yugao Uzuki. She got her own little arc & closure in Shippuden
>>286366373We does he have a jew-fro
>>286366943She's one of those characters that I really wish got some spotlight. Anbu AND a cute girl? Sign me up.
>>286366755Looks fine to me.
>>286363714>>286363754Ya know, this has me thinking. Sexy jutsu is clearly the form of a fully grown adult woman.This manga was aimed at what,12-15yo boys?So how did we end up with a generation of readers who are borderline if not outright pedos?>>286363760Having Naruto as a master is a waste of this kid's talent. WTF. Did Kishi originally plan to have this kid become a big character? Weird to have a showing like this.>>286363797The tailed beasts aren't even strong enough to each get their own chapter. They are off-screen-level jobbers except for Gaara, Naruto, and B. None of the nations attacked the others while there was a "bijuu" advantage. You can't keep flip-flopping between the bijuu being hated and discriminated against, and the bijuu being the most important people in each village. Kishi just says whatever the fuck he wants on a page by page basis, it's crazy.>>286363812Pain wouldn't last ten minutes in this thread. Miserable showing.>>286363835God, if only Sasuke loved Tsunade, we could have most intense simp triangle ever conceived.
>>286364491>anon who caved and bought a pass to shut the shitposters upBig brain move. I can see it.
>>286364046Tsunades lipstick gets my cock hard
>>286364046>holy FUCK do I hope that damn frog can teach Naruto more in a week than Jiraiya did in three years!great news for her at least
>>286366970Afromaru gets a perm twice a year to maintain his youth image.
>>286364046>j-just wait until Naruto gets hereOUR Hokage everyone
>>286367070Zoomermaru got that drip, ong.
>>286366797Give it to me straight, is it gay to get aroused by the milf version of Naruto?
>>286364557Considering he only knew his granddaughter for like 3 years, this seems like a nonsensical reaction. I know it's supposed to be comedic, but seems like he should have more of a reaction like "wow she really grew up" or something.
>>286367145No.
>>286367189>that tyke had such an affinity for->Hashirama shut the FUCK up, do NOT mention Senju Island when the normies are around
Hiashi won.
>>286363812What's the point of this God complex when he's Obito's whipped bitch? Even in the same chapter that this guy is revealed, he's ordered by his secret boss lol
>>286364100These panels actually go ridiculously hard. You can really tell the Junji Ito influence here (Uzumaki is a main inspiration for Naruto as a whole).
>>286364050Konohamaru managed to learn the Rasengan from Naruto of all people.
>>286367584Naruto confirmed a better teacher than Jiraiya
>>286363754>Konohamaru fantasises about am R63 version of Naruto when he trainspaging Dr Freud
>>286364050In Boruto Konohamaru can add nature transformation to the rasengan.
>>286363785>"Naruto isn't here, no idea where the Nine Tails though."
>>286367544>Uzumaki is a main inspiration for Naruto as a wholeI seriously doubt that
>>286367544>Uzumaki is a main inspiration for Naruto as a wholethat sounds really fucking stupid
>>286367499I suppose he feels he's stronger than Madara but well he gotta pay attention to his mentor of sorts.
>>286363878>"ENTER bitches!"
>>286367499He knows Konan is gonna kill Obitard later. He was probably going to help.
>>286367881lmao they would have done him in toowould have been very disappointing for Zetsu, he'd probably try to get the Rinnegan somehow
I want to fuck Naruto
>>286367953Sasuke...
>>286367919Obito absolutely could not have "done in" Pain
>>286366603I want to fuck Naruto. I want to cuddle naked without being horny at first. I want to feel his manhood and pubic hair pressing against my crotch. Then, I would gently rub his glans until his penis gets hard and foreskin retracts. I want him to gently play with my boobs at first, then just suck on areola like a baby while I stroke him. When I notice his precum I would massage it all over his penis and make him tease my labia minora and istert the tip. I will squeze his penis with my vagina muscles while feeling him inside my cervix. Then he cums I would still squeeze his penis and keep it inside to prevent semen leaking.
>>286367992I said Pain and Konan could have killed Obito anon...
>>286367992Cope. Obito solos the six paths
Mmmmm....Naruto's feet...How horny Kishimoto-sensai was while drawing those toes...yum
Rare Boruto screenshot where Naruto actually looks baddass and handsome.
anyone else not like the pain arc? i really hate how it makes everyone in the village complete fodder. lots of characters we never got to see in action are now disposed of just to hype up pain. for me it's the arc that just ruins the mystery of the world by having naruto surpass everyone by such a large margin with 3 days of training. the 'deaths' are also quite lame and it gets so excessive to the point where it's obvious something will happen in the end.
>>286366856>>286366943>>286366989That's actually not her. It's a different character called Gazeru. But she was replaced with Yugao in the anime since they looked the same. Look it up.
Enough Naruto goon posts or do you want more?
>>286368198I don't remember if it was here or reddit but I remember someone saying the breaking the cycle of hatred message would have been better if Pain didn't kill himself after talk no jutsu, everyone stayed dead, and Naruto still let him go and had to face the village afterwards.
>>286367544This speaks like an AI generated post.
>>286368198Yeah, Pain arc is kinda lame on re-read since we all know there are 0 repercussions for the village getting nuked.
>>286368198Anon, this manga is fucking garbage.
>>286368198I like it.
>>286368036What compells a man to write this?
>>286368451Same as the post above you. Just ignore
relatively calm thread. I thought thursdays were the worst alongside wednesdays?
>>286368472It'll last a week or so. Its like poetry....it rhymes....
>>286368198>anyone else not like the pain arc?You're just in your 30's, if you were a preteen you would eat dat shit up.In 2012-14 When I started reading Naruto people weren't so picky they would just edit manga pages and speculate the next chapter.
Yugito mentioned
>>286368562The shock value, sageruto & the talk with Nagato are best parts for me
>>286368331Do you also hate Dragon ball since they wish everything back to normal? It's shonen. It was obvious Kakashi wasn't actually staying dead since his final battle was a joke compared to Jiraiya despite ranking higher in popularity. Shonen won't kill off highly polled popular characters.
>>286368753Should have been me....not him.....
>>286368753Ma'am, that is a fox...
>>286368074Oh...Thought you meant Obito and Zetsu would have defeated Pain+Konan.
>>286368792What's with your whining in every thread, you make Ryan Godling face and always type this. Aren't you embarrassed? Are all NaruHina fans like this?
>>286368792What are you talking about.
Walking my fawx
>>286368902For >>286368882>>286368911Erm why'd you post that again....my sharingan noticed that pal....
Why are kitsune often depicted as blonde, rather than having red hair?
>>286363754>Expression>Picture clearly show more clothes for the containment
>>286368572
>>286368992They are depicted with both. It's when they grow the 9th tail they are supposed to be golden.
>>286368572I ship her with Sasuke. If he had been sent to capture her instead she would have healed his heart and they would have eloped.
>>286369148So that's why ninetales has that color
>>286368472I think the problem child just doesn't have a steady career with consistent days off, thus the reason Mon and Tues were a shitshow this week. Maybe now that anon has a trip, the threads will remain calm.
>>286363854This doesn't sound quite right.If you understand that the receivers control the Pains, there's no longer any reason to assume Pain can revive the dead.Now of course he also can do that, and the situation with Jiraya shows that is the case, but the hypothesis isn't any more proven than it was before.
>>286368787>Do you also hate Dragon ball since they wish everything back to normal?No, because Dragonball was more original and it never took itself seriously like Naruto attempts to at times.
>>286369199Android through Cell Saga takes itself more seriously than anything in the entire run of Naruto.
>>286363865Shikamaru would never figure this out.
>>286368572she is too old to be wearing buruma
>>286368787in Dragon Ball the ability to fix things with wishes is itself used for drama because the ability to do so hinges on two very vulnerable characters being kept alive, which on more than one occasion the protagonists fail at doing. it's never sprung on you at the eleventh hour that "oh by the way we're just gonna fix it now", it was "we can fix it IF we win, but that is a mighty IF". Future Trunks' timeline shows precisely what happens if that IF doesn't pan out.
>>286369318Dragon Ball multiple times pulls the "He can't be wished back again" shit only to rewrite the rules on a new set of Dragon Balls to circumvent it. Or they kill off the character connected to the Dragon Balls and pretend it's final then bring them back again. It's the same shit and you just have a double standard. It's even clearly established prior to the invasion that Nagato can resurrect the dead.
>>286369262>three white stripesCould be adidas
>>286369446Hidan murdered this.
>>286369410Execution is key here.When Bora died Goku had to fight the entirety of the red ribbon army, Urenai's henchmen and Pillaf's new robot to get the chance to bring him back.When the the humans died against Piccolo, we spent most of the arc thinking they couldn't be brought back because Daimaoh killed Shenron and it not only took his dawn fall but also Goku talking to the earth god to recover the dragon balls.Namek literally only happens because Piccolo died in the previous arc.It's only in the late Cell arc/Buu arc where getting the dragon balls and reviving everyone is treated like a minor inconvenience.
>>286367145>Give it to me straight, is it gay to get aroused by the milf version of Naruto?It is gay to not get aroused by the milf version of Naruto.
>>286367145Hinata...
>>286369225>Android through Cell Saga takes itself more seriously than anything in the entire run of NarutoHow?
>>286369481He wish he did. Yugito was alive until Matatabi got extracted
Art based on the official Naruto tarot card set
>>286369590The deaths in the saiyan saga were exactly like in this Pain arc. They were treated a permanent and final since the Dragon Balls could not wish anyone back a second time. Then suddenly a new set of Dragon Balls is introduced that can wish people back with new rules which removes the permanence of those deaths.
>>286369628By being more serious
>>286363785Why would Tsunade remember this?
>>286369795What is this? it looks awful
A deadpool book ended recently
>>286363797>>286364632On top of that, what Pain is saying is completely retarded even if it was actually trued. If all other Biju are gone and war about to break out that would be 1000 reasons more to protect your last remaining jinchuriki and stay save instead of giving it up.
>>286369817>>286369839>>286369869>>286369890the others are pretty cool though
>>286369890>not Tobiyou had one job
>>286369870>What is this?Dude, at least read my post before replying>>286369928They're all based on the original cards, but I like the different artworks
>>286370023>Chadbito the Akatsuki leader and mastermind>fool
>>286370023I think the meaning of the tarot cards probably match the characters, but I don't know much about tarot
>>286369815Excet it took until the end of the next arc for that to happen and it wasn't done by the main antagonist himself.
>>286370074But it's revealed immediately during the arc of their deaths and does the same thing to take away the impact of the deaths being final. You just don't want to see that Dragon Ball is worse about it than Naruto.
>>286369839>Itachi gets the strongest stand of the group by proxyENOUGH ITACHI GLAZINGI ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN CANON CONTENT!!!
>>286370113I'm not even the guy you were initially arguing with.
>>286370120CAN'T TOP THE SOLO KINNGGGGG
>>286368572I don't think she was?But now that she was: How many Pains would she be able to take out?
>>286370154It's hard to keep track of that stuff. My point is that people give Dragon Ball a free pass for the same flaws they criticize the Pain resurrection for.
>>286369179The anon you're talking about is not the OP here, he ragequit. OP of this thread has dumped before, filling in for ramen when he was banned.
>>286370223It's because dragon ball had been the mcguffin since the first arc.Pain introduced that while having the villain use it for the hero's benefit.
>>286369410>It's even clearly established prior to the invasion that Nagato can resurrect the dead.Where?
>>286370184Shikamaru? Speed blitz and ggs her.
>>286369890Deidarabros...
>>286370184I mentioned her with that post so you could find all my art offerings!
>>286369838The main villain was a fightfag that just wanted to test his strength, there was nothing serious about it. Then compare that to Naruto where Kishi attempts to introduce the never-ending cycle of hatred and conflict.
>>286370333He should be with Hanabi...
>>286364632Tsunade is saying the beasts exists because the alternative are the 1st Hokage busting out the shiva golem and 2nd busting out art of the zombie to threaten villages into submission. Even with all the power Kabuto can snap his fingers and bust out art of the zombie to blackmail Obito with Madara.
>>286370225>he ragequitRamen is the only OP that "rage quit". Every OP since him has just been a form of a hijacker one way or the other. Regardless, the previous OP was never the problem, he wasn't the one spamming the thread with jeet and other nonsensical diatribe. Current OP seems to be posting with the same mannerisms, so I'm not convinced he isn't the same guy. Only (You) you're getting.
>>286370265No. The rules of the Dragon Balls are changd on a whim to undo the finality of things. There's no reason to assume there is a way to wish people back a 2nd time until suddenly there is.
>>286370459>>286370333So who is the actual artist this cuck keeps commissioning
>>286370445Previous OP ragequit though?https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/286316897/#q286318915
>>286370445>Every OP since him has just been a form of a hijacker one way or the otherExcept Sakon since ramen handed the position off to him.
>>286369943That mask-staff is my favorite part of the official card
>>286370477RIP. We hardly knew him.
>>286370445>Only (You) you're gettingAre you still hurt from when you got btfod with those words?
>>286370291Surely a perfect jinchuriki could resist his jutsu better than a chunin with cursemark?>>286370355I see, thanks!
>>286363714He's got it all wrong
>>286369168She didn't exactly seem like a healing kind of personality. I'm not sure she'd even leave Sasuke alive.
>>286370615That's what I mean. "Raikageart" I'm pretty sure is not an artist, they just post the art they commissioned from someone else.
>>286370552>gets triggered by an utterance>copies and parrots it in retaliationThat's so much like him
>>286370357For me it's:>Shinra Tensei>Sage Naruto entering Konoha>Naruto vs Pain>Chibaku Tensei>Naruto finding Nagato>more Konan
>>286363754You just know if Konohamaru were an /a/ user he would be the type to jerk off to those genderbend doujins where the guy becomes a slut and gets fucked by his friend
>>286370721Skinwalker behavior
>>286370761yeah but that'd just be because he's an /a/ connoisseur
>>286370477I don't think you know what ragequit means. Guess the AIDS is affecting your cognitive abilities, but you always were butthurt about the "previous" OP.
>>286368562
>>286370445I like how whenever it's pointed out that Ramen actually did ragequit, its ignored.
>>286370782This is art.
>>286370782Holy kek
I was going back through some of the earlier chapters and just wanted to post this full spread I see clipped a lot. One of my favorites. Shame we didn't really get time for moments like this in the actual story.
>>286370477RIP bozo. He didn't have the perseverance and patience to be OP like me. That's why I'll be ready to take over as soon as I catch the OP slipping. Might even start 7 AM dumps since people like the threads being up all day.
>>286371131That looks so comfy
>>286369410it only happens once with Namek, and it's a logical conclusion that the creators of the dragon balls would know how to best make use of them. the series doesn't get stupid with them until Super, which is one of the myriad of reasons why Super sucks.
>>286363785Did Orochimaru remember too? He must have thought that was funny after their first encounter.
>>286364632Yeah it's pretty obvious the Shukaku had nothing to do with the Kyubi at first aside from both being demons sealed within people
>>286368562i never liked it back then either, i always thought itachi vs sasuke was the best part. pain felt forced-edgy while itachi was cool.
Your friend is cutehttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/286341698/#286363523
>>286363971heh
>>286371180Fagkon, pls. Nobody wants you as OP again, with your cringe commentary. Just leave it to the new and improved anon aka Replacement
>>286371180>>286371543LMAO dumbass.
>>286371577Is this from the manga?
>>286371587Yeah it's in volume 5 at the beginning of chapter 43
>>286371569What? Can't a guy talk to himself? It's how I reassure myself that people like me. Usually i change trips when i samefag though.
>>286371668All of these poses are iconic, except the toyoshit one ofc
>>286371668Mai doesn't belong in that image, she isn't a fighter and is never shown to have any ability beyond a normal human
>>286371668Launch and Mai are not the same level of power difference as Goku/Vegeta are to other anime protags. Honestly neither are Chichi/Videl.Why the hell is Android 18 not there?
How does a shitty chain link fence keep all deadly stuff contained in the Forest of Death? Is this place just like right next to the village?
>>286371577Who is that?
>>286371180>>286371543KEKAROO>>286371600>damage controlYour samefagging failed. Own up to it.
>>286371668>MaiBlud thinks she's part of the team.
>>286371772It's electric boogie woogie, woogie
>>286371781Secret Shadow Hokage Manabu Akado
Im getting second hand embarrassment here. Imma head out
>>286371772See all those padlocks? It'll be fine.
>>286363714The fuck is that thing they pull out from their bodies?
>>286371796What can I say? When the thread needs quality posts, sometimes quality posts itself twice. I'll be sure to use a different trip or post anonymous next time like I usually do! Thanks for calling me out on it.
>>286364632>Is the idea that they'd just drop one of the Jinchuriki into a village and let them unleash the Biju and die unleashing it fully?Pain wanted to turn the biju into nuke-level jutsu (how he'd do that was unexplained) and then distribute those to the villages. If a war broke out they would immediately use said jutsu to cause a lot of death and destruction and everyone would sue for peace.
>>286371808Is he the oldest Genin in existence?
>>286371668Mai would be lucky to defeat part 1 Moegi.
>>286371875Their swollen tongues (I think)
>>286371180>>286371543>Busted himself againFucking kek, Schizosuke. You'll never be a 300IQ chessmaster making rookie mistakes like this.
>>286371934And he shits on Shikamaru all the time. Probably because he sees himself as the superior chessmaster or something
>>286371959Everyone was shitting on Shikamaru when we were at peak Shika wank. Kishi glazing him is funny
>>286363705Kishimoto refusing to draw any choreography as alwaysNever show the move, only zoom on the guy's faced going "AIIIEEEE" and draw a foot or a fist hitting him
>>286372009Having watched the anime I'm surprised they were able to do so much with how little the manga actually had. I know obviously they expanded a lot and added original sequences but even the stuff adapted from the pages looks so much better.
>>286371910Probably not. There are likely a lot of average or below average ninja who never rank past genin. Or even powerful tards like Naruto that become Hokage while still genin.
>>286371934I hate that jeet. Don't ever compare to him.
Even when it's just someone impersonating him, he's still nothing but cancer in these threads.
People shit on Sasusaku, but there is a worse ship called ShikaTemaJust abuse but played for laughs. Bc the abuser is female.
>>286363705I fucking hate all this exposition. Konohamaru is on a death battle.
>>286372068No one is impersonating OPink that's very obviously him having a crashout and poorly samefagging
>>286372082God, you're a fucking pussy
>>286372124>OPinkLike i said Fagkon, you're as cancerous as your biggest fan.
>>286363812The awful typesetting makes this retort so much worse.
>>286371900He's not asking about Pains plan, he's asking about how Jinchuriki are supposed to keep the balance of power and peace, when even a perfectly controlled one can be taken down by 2 strong ninja without biju.
>>286371180>>286371543I really do feel sorry for you. Not all the time, but sometimes.
>>286363835Goddamn it this is so sillyI'm okay with "character has blind faith in Naruto" especially Tsunadebut this should NOT be the highlight of these kinds of exchangesthis world is revolving around the MC at all times
>>286364678He needed to grab one who was in the knowThat said, they should have given him the tip from the start lol. Naruto was at the safest place possible
>>286372201Oh hey. I see you're still copying me. You should stop that, it's embarassing for everyone.
>>286372201>>286372251You're both annoying.
>>286371668I don't understand the text
>>286370113Dragon Ball has a different concept of drama than Naruto.I'll defend the Pain arc. I think this is fine with a few issues of course but at the very least Kishimoto is engaging with the intrigue and pulling SOME buildup, although I hate how he skips a lot of the village invasion. I will even defend the mass revival on some level because Naruto kinda earned it. But they took like 7 volumes to revive the Saiyans victim, that was an entire arc. And it was foreshadowed too.
>>286371543Lol>>286372201KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>286372172But that's you impersonating him, OPink. So you admit you are the cancer on these threads. Finally.
>>286371733She beat up some Red Ribbon Army soldiers at one point
>>286372201Same. He was really desperate for attention tonight.
>>286372368I mean is anyone surprised?
>I-I was just talking to myself! I left the trip on on purpose!>A-Actually it's an impersonator! *proceeds to use the same insult like so >>286372172 # under another persona*Lmao. The absolute state of this schizo fecaloid. And he's just going to keep going.
>>286372308>But they took like 7 volumes to revive the Saiyans victim, that was an entire arcIt took like 2 chapters for them to reveal they could still be revived though. ultimately taking away the finality of the death. Same narrative effect even if the actual wish didn't happen until later.
>>286371930That guy that was caught lying had the whole thing pulled off.
>>286363902
>>286372398KEK! This is beautiful
>>286372421Not really. It's like, you know the heroes are going to win, this isn't some adult fiction where a bad ending is really possible. Sure some deaths might never get undone but my point is that the process is more important than the hardships. So making "undoing these deaths" such a challenge is more than enough.Moreover, and probably more importantly, but I forgot to add that in my first post, Naruto and Dragon Ball don't handle drama the same. Dragon Ball has some genuine emotional moments that kick ass but generally speaking it's going more casually than Naruto ever did. In Naruto you can tell the deaths are kind of the point sometimes, undoing them might shit up your themes of war and loss, but Dragon Ball doesn't really do these themes, it's more about self improvement and maybe self actualization to some extent.
>>286371509feetkura my beloved
>>286372398And then he tried to damage control that it had no connection to the daily slowing down in posts when he was melting down in that Boruto thread on the same day.
>>286372398I want an anime with all the anons in these threads. Schizosuke would be such a funny character
>>286372494
>>286372274Another common phrase you use.
>>286372398Reminds me of the schism pics
>>286372475If you think Pain bringing back everyone is not properly foreshadowed or cheap then you should think the same about the Namekian Dragon Balls.
>>286372494Containing sasukek and the bortkek in a separate thread was genius.
>>286372519>schism picsYour/dbs/ wannabe general is dead.
>>286372519>schismThat's not a real thing outside of sasjeet's head
>>286372487Post more feet.
>>286372500Sakon would be the main character and Rajsuke the main antagonist. Ramen is Sakon's dead sensei. Any supporting characters?
>>286372563Oh the bortkek is here.....explains the drama talk.>>286372580I remember it thoughbeit.
>>286372552Pain having resurrection powers was foreshadowing, but thinking he could use them to revive so many people after he nuked the village so hard requires a bit of mental work, more than "hey, Vegeta said they can get balls on Namek. Maybe those balls can help us revive our guys?"That said it's not just about foreshadowing, like I said there's more stuff going around this. I can somewhat defend Pain's revival but I can see the small issues too.
>>286372556This "bortkek" boogeyman doesn't exist, like all the other random names you bring up to blame when you chimp out in the threads and pretending there is a whole squadron of shitposters with motives ranging from vague to completely nonsensical and how they're all coordinating to "frame" you or use you as a "scapegoat".
Is Pain an incel or a chud.
>>286372598>Rajsuke the main antagonistMore like the joke villain who gets bullied by everyone (by accident, they're not even trying to)>>286372641Chud.
>>286372608Of course you remember. You're the one who made it, Poopsuke.
>>286372667*That was his idea
>>286372667We used to have a few who'd shit up the threads and from what I've seen on places like Twitter a lot of bortfags hate nardo and the community. One(?) is here now.
>>286372645His catchphrase would be>I am all alone
>>286372598>Any supporting characters?Hidansis and all those who trigger Spamsuke by merely making observations about his poorly thought out schemes that constantly backfire.
>>286372641Gamer incel larping as a Chud with his avatars.
>>286372801Rinbro needs to make a twist appearance
>>286372598The various bortfags that lurk. No sure what the goal is for them. Probably just want chaos. Or something.
>>286372840>>286372861Rude
>>286363754ZAMN KISHI
>>286372628Same can be said about the Dragon Balls suddenly being capable of mass revival.
>>286372871They always were. That's how they were used in the Piccolo Daimao arc. In fact the Namek balls being unable of mass revival is one nerf Toriyama reveals at the very end of the arc to make things more challenging for the heroes.
>>286372879Doesn't seem the skills of the person actually translate to the path.
>>286372879Jiraiya was swimming with the fishes aboard the Titanic.
>>286372830This is one of Rajsuke's quotes and the viewers have yet to see this legion of "We live in a society!" Boruto fans appear that he keeps rambling about who are so dangerous.
>>286372888Which he then undoes by making Dende's new Shenron capable of both mass revival, multiple revival, and multiple wishes.
Trying to have a Naruto related conversation here feels like if you're a kid playing a video game in your room while your parents fight downstairs.
>>286372924That's something for the Buu arc. It's irrelevant in the Cell arc. In fact it's not Dende's Shenron that saves them by having all the upsides and no downsides, it's the new Namekian balls being able to do mass revival now, but they'd probably have been able to pull some bullshit by using the Earth balls alongside the Namekian ones.You might still find it bullshit but that's basically just glossed over. This isn't nearly as important as deaths and grief in a setting that is explicitly about war, tragedy and loss of human life. And I say that as someone who is fine with Pain doing this.
>>286372993We just gotta wait for the dramafags to leave. After that its nice, slow and comfy.
>>286372068>That look he gives you when you are a man from Kumogakure
>>286373006They wont leave, because they give each other the attention they crave. Just gotta have the topic related discussion in between their nonsense.
stop necrobumping faggots
>>286373035Last week was full of nice threads tho. They do leave (probably banned for being schzios elsewhere). Honestly the site desperately needs IPs and IDs.
>>286373094There's only one schizo and last week was full off nice threads because he wasn't as active
>>286373002>In fact it's not Dende's ShenronI'm clearly remembering details wrong then at this point but I enjoyed the back and forth. I still just never found the themes particular serious in Naruto even if Pain is edgy so it seems comparable to me. Even when Naruto tries to be mature it's completely schizo and inconsistent
>>286373118The chronic samefagger right? Should be perma banned desu.
>>286371668Lunch and Mai aren't even fighters and Videl is a gigajobber
Looks like this turned into a normal Thursday thread...i wonder why?
>>286372518He's doing his larp
>>286372879Why didn't Kabuto?
>>286373164>Even when Naruto tries to be mature it's completely schizo and inconsistentThat's also trueI think I can definitely give Kishimoto his dues, Shippuden has been killing quite a few decent players (Asuma isn't much but Jiraiya is, and Tsunade is out of commission after Pain). I think the issue is less that Nagato revives the village and more that a lot of these subplots kind of deflate. Danzo just gets erased by Sasuke without making a meaningful contribution to the plot. In fact Sasuke being Akatsuki doesn't really add much in the end. It just meanders around.
>>286373094IP count would be nice, but not sure IDs would make the thread better. Threads would get derailed even easier when "personalities" make topical posts and seeing it's 2 IDs schizoposting wouldn't change anything, since we already know that.
>>286373202I think he tried but failed. Something about dna? I could be wrong its been a while.
>>286368472You were saying?
This thread has still been 90% Naruto discussion even if one guy is tripping out now. It was just an active thread with lots of discussion.
>>286373118Why does the drama seem to operate on a weekly schedule? It's like we have a string of normal threads and then everything goes to shit. Every single week.
>>286373245Cope
>>286370286During the Jiraiya fight. He killed several of them and they are resurrected mid fight. Also implied again by the whole ordeal of bringing corpses to Pain.
>>286373245Yea>>286373251Must be bots or something. Always ignore
>>286373296Reanimating bodies to use as your puppets isn't resurrecting the dead. Heck, Kabuto did that in part 1.
>>286370225>Anon "ragequits">Picks up a trip>Continues posting like usualToo bad we still have the usual guy shitting up the threads. Looks like nothing can save this daily
>>286373305I don't feel like digging out manga panels but I'm pretty sure Jiraiya explicitly says he killed them and they resurrected. He would know the difference between stabbing a puppet and a living being.
>>286373301Honestly, I think only OP should use a trip for the dump and all other posts should be ignored. Every other namefag in this thread has just been contributing to the drama.
>>286373324They're not really alive, they're being animated by Nagato's chakra. Jiraiya didn't know all the facts then.
>>286373334Seconded.
>>286372801I wonder if neet-jeet would avoid eye contact with me, like he said he does with foids. It'd be so funny if he had to see me every day
These threads are just Fagkon samefagging and ragebaiting 24/7
>>286373349Unless it's any if Fagkon's alternates. Thanks for reminding to specify that.
>>286373334I've been saying to ignore it for months now. If he accuses you etc just ignore. Simple.
>>286372586
Also stop bringing it up. Samefagger wants that.Okay moving on.
>>286373408The Rinnegan has multiple animals but that might be a special case.
>>286373408Sasuke has a hawk and snake summon
>>286373532Did he have them at the same time
>>286373581Yes, he used the hawk against Danzou, then the snake against the Juubi, then the hawk again against Kaguya.
>>286373581What do you mean? He used both his snake and hawk during the war, I don't know if he's ever summoned both at the same time though.
What does sage mode actually do?
>>286373596My memory is slipping....lads...is it over for me...
>>286373693>physical strength, speed, stamina, reflexes, perception, and durability are enhanced.>can sense chakra around them and can sense attacks without the need to see them
This was a good thread. Have fun killing it now with your fake discussion, while it's already on it's deathbed
>>286373730So literally just "you get stronger"?
>>286373781He could have resealed the nine tails into Kushina.
>>286372462>when you already sprayed and he keeps licking
>>286373809If someone absorbs your chakra while in sage mode they turn to stone. But yea. Thats what power ups are.
>>286373809Yeah, just like 8 gates, another lame super saiyan power up.
>>286373761What makes it "fake"?
>>2863738668 gates is cool
>>286373781The only reason he even struggled with it to begin with is because he was protecting the village + his wife + his newborn son, and just went against Tobito. In 5 years, they could bring the battle to Kurama and reseal him in whoever. Minato probably could have sealed him into himself.
>>286373836>porridge?
>>286373836Haha, porridge? That's kind of a cute nickname. I didn't recognize Menma in the fanart that was posted, my bad. I watched all of Naruto/Shippuden though and I enjoyed discussing the show, but not with your bots>>286373872The posts move way to fast at a time like this (conveniently close to bump limit), and the content feels either shallow and regurgitated, or AI generated
>>286373917in my language it means zoomer, I actually thought it was an american slang too..
Weird how there's always only one conversation going at any time in the daily
>>286373939>but not with your botsBy this logic you're talking to a bot too, though? Why do you even bother to reply to a bot? Are you retarded?
>>286373963>in my languageSo in hindi?
>>286373939MenmaBros....we're forgettable....>>286373963What language.
>>286373848>Thats what power ups areI mean there's lot's of techniques that do something specific, or even just improve one specific aspect, instead of just making one stronger across the board.
>please pay attention to me. Yawn.
>>286374001I guess yea
Enter whimsical Fagkon defense force combating imaginary jeet LLMs who talk about Naruto (yuck) instead of talking about namefagsStop discussing the manga, you need to talk about me me me me meeeeeee
>>286373981>Are you retarded?I am a proud retard, yes. Are you butthurt? I'm no proctologist, but I'll take a look. Spread those cheeks for me, jeetboy>>286374020This thread is dead anyway, so I'll humor us both a bit. You absolutely love the fighting, I know it
>>286367584Naruto had to develop his own retard-proof way of casting it that replaces the brain power and skill check with a plain chakra pool check, and that's what he taught too. It'd be more bullshit if Konohamaru pulled out a normal one-handed rasengan.
>>286373995>we're forgettable...No, I'm really just a retard!
>>286374070Hidansis.....dont fight him....rise above....higher....
>>286373444
>>286373963>in my language it means zoomerBong?
Just realized Konohamaru serves both as Naruto's younger brother role and Naruto's student role.So those who wanted Naruto to teach some snotty kids, Kishi got you.
He's just saying total nonsense with that "porridge" stuff. I looked that shit up and it's either sexual slang or just slang for serving a prison sentence in the UK because that's what inmates used to be fed when they did their time (did their porridge). Fucking dumbass.
>>286373939>posts go too slowThe thread is fake>posts go too fastThe thread is fakeIs there anything that makes the thread "real"?
>>286374179No....no...this cannot count....
>>286373542What you said is fucking stupid. Just because the manga is called "Naruto" doesn't mean Naruto has reality bending powers that make everything relevant to him at all times. This is shitty worldbuilding. I'm not asking for something in-depth, I'm just asking for something that is kind of convincing and EARNED rather than forced.
>>286374020>Fagkon defense forceI honestly think they're all him.
>>286373809Stronger is one part but the enhanced perception is more important imo. And there are a few other props like "can throw Rasenshuriken now".
>>286374185Well you use Ai to bring bots here, go ask your chatgepete to spoonfeed you, retard.
>>286374095Fuck, even satan would be jealous with the way he's tempting me... but you're right. Those (You)s just make his cock way too hard, he shouldn't get any>>286374185I'm sticking to my theory that he might just be a skinwalker, simply mimicking human speech and behavior
>>286374254Fight on....remember your training....Goodnight everyone
>>286374187When you stop filling the threads with posts that involves your quirky phrases, AI-sounding questions, bad attempts at gaslighting, and overrall trying to make these threads look constantly active to keep Naruto's "status" up on the board as you once said almost 2 years ago. I know you also make separate Naruto threads that has a repeated topic in the OP or just saying random shit for the sake of having a topic. No other anime/manga on /a/ has stray threads like that constantly popping up every few hours.
>>286374287This has to be bait
>>286374225You gotta stop with these shitty no u's and reverse unos, Stoolsuke. They don't even make any sense.
>>286374322indian?
Guess it really doesn't matter who dumps the chapter, there's no shutting this guy up
>>286374322>ignoring all the stuff that has been posted by you that has been found in the archive.
Typical Thursday
>>286374271Goodnight anon... I'll fight on for you then!
>>286374351Because he (You) will just samefag and start astroturfing regardless. Threads have shown you have no issue just talking to yourself for hours. Especially with your AI doing half of the job for you.
>>286374389Why are you replying to me.
>>286374351Because sometimes it's really funny to rip into a lolcow, and sometimes you're genuinely good at rage-baiting. Other times you shit up the thread so much that you get replies out of frustration. Most (You)s you get are from (You)rself
>>286374381>Why even bother to pay for that slopBecause he needs to make Naruto threads look super popular even though the traffic of the site doesn't match the influx of posts and people can see it's all bullshit without looking at the numbers anyway because the posts don't sound human with the way they talk.
Fagkon is really off his meds tonight
>>286374411He also sounds drunk off his ass again because his replies aren't even making sense and seems to fail to know what's going on.
Literally nobody outside of sasjeet gives a shit about Sakon except to make sasjeet angry btw.
>>286367621I guess it's widely documented that Jiraiya was bad at anything that required a modicum of watching over other people.
>>286374469Fagkon really gets to you, huh?
>>286374469He'll never learn, anon. He's incapable of growing; all he can do is regurgitate what's been said to him.
>>286374476>god tier learner>shit tier teacherI guess it makes sense but then you have Naruto being a god tier teacher too?
>>286374469The thread inspector confirmed this.
>>286374492You know it's very obvious you just samefag and project, right?
>>286374492Dude just turned you from "new dumper" into the symbol of Total Sasuke Death. I'm also confident 50% of the "KWAB!" going on during Sasuke's humiliation ritual against Bee are caused by sasjeet being so fucking insufferable it translated onto the character.
>>286374374Yup its sharting
>>286374492My bad. I used my wrong trip guys. This one is a bit more accurate. I get them mixed up since I cycle through so many personalities.
>>286374548Kek
>>286374469Yeah, Fagkon is totally a non issue and doesn't shit up threads 24/7. In fact he's probably not even here-... >>286374492
Seek help sasjeet. It can be done. You can return.
>>286374568Lol
>>286374495It's pure status. Not anything substantial. It's because One Piece and Dragon Ball have constant threads that he feels Naruto needs to do the same thing because he has this delusion that 4chan signifies if a series is popular or not. It's so fucking stupid.
I wish he was funny like some dbs posters. It's just depressing and makes me want to leave.
>>286374592Pretty much this. I'm still sticking around because it's the Pain arc but dude just ruined the party. I'm suspecting a few people left because of that as well. I guess he succeeded in some way.
>>286374589I think you're reading too much into it...or projecting. Either way, you sound delusional and schizophrenic. Nobody cares that much about the threads on here, except you, apparently.
>>286374548>>286374568No matter how many times you try to peddle this, not a single person is gonna buy it after seeing your meltdowns and missteps and having them all viewable in the archive.
>>286373426>>286373576Is Tenten supposed to be the akatsuki's bicycle?
>>286374603Uh huh, of course, Poopsuke-I mean, totally unrelated anon who will fight day and night to defend him, but is totally not him.
>>286374468Psychotic symptoms often occur in distinct episodes, so it might be the schizophrenia>>286374469This. So much this>>286374492I wonder if he'd be able to regurgitate positive words and mimic respectful or loving behavior, if that's how people would treat him. Kinda like no-face from spirited away. Not that Sillysuke deserves it, I'm just wondering
>>286374617You overestimate how many people go to the archive or care, and you've already been exposed as being a drama loving faggot. You aren't recovering Fagkon. Every post trying to defend you is obviously you. Nobody cares about namefags like you try to force.
>>286374635>defend himAh, back to this bit. Try new material.
>>286374637I believe this post is appropriate for you, "anon" >>286374635
>>286374617Why do you retards even spend time on the archive when the site isn't down
>>286374651>Try new materialThis set of words were already said to you threads ago. You're simply repeating them.
>>286374630Tenten x Hidan is a really weird ship, but I surprisingly found a lot of art with them. The pic with Deidara is a reference to the Lee spin-off episode, where she hides under his cloak and Deidara tries to help them escape
What did Sakon do to ruin Naruto status.Even if we go by this logic ge posted chapters - Naruto's status remained activeWhat's the problem.
>>286374664Why does it bother you? Is it because it's usually about you getting outed for your retarded shenanigans lol?
>>286374664He knows he'll get banned for being a spastic jeet obsessor. That's why he usually saves his shitposting until the thread is past bump limit. If you ever read the archives, all the ghost post are just him complaining about some jeet user.
>>286374703The only thing that bothers me is that you spend hundreds of posts derailing the threads with your schizo celebrities. Mind answering the question instead of trying to deflect?
>>286374636He has too much bitterness in his soul at this point to be nice, even involuntarily. Any kindness he would receive at this point would just elicit bile as usual from him, be it here or in his personal life.
>>286374724>Mind answering the question instead of trying to deflect?He never will. I've tried having a sincere conversation with him. He'll just deflect and never actually give you a real answer.
>>286374691he did the drama which in jeetcabulary means acknowledging the presence of lolcow
>>286374726Damn Fagkon. That's some heavy projection.
>all the "anons" itt conveniently forgot about the jeets meltdown last week
>>286374691Because our local lolcow didn't "permit" Sakon, and Dailyramen as well, to run this daily because he thinks it kills any chance for him to resurrect his general even though it was dead and gone before this daily existed. In other words, this daily is a boogeyman to him.
>>286374763>DailyramenAh yes, the retard OP who rage quit. What a guy.
I'm not even allowed to make ntr posting anymore. They always report me.Raikage/Hinata.
>>286374756normal people just live in the moment and forget that jeet even exists moments after closing the threadits good that we have few vigilantes scouring the archives to dig up his past but most anons don't give a fuck about him
Do Fagkon's employers know he's shitposting instead of filling those warehouse rackings, or is his job as fake as his namefag personas?
>>286374724Says the guy spending every thread seething over Sakon and even made a trip to make fun of him which doesn't even work as intended.>>286374736And you repiled to yourself talking about events that never happened and can't even link if asked.
>>286374804shut up retarded jeet those 700-1000 post threads were totally natural
>>286374806>Fagkon's employers know he's shitposting instead of filling those warehouse rackingsHe works in a warehouse?
>>286374812I haven't posted about Sakon once in this thread, or probably at all aside from thanking him back when he dumped the chapters, but in your mentally ill mind you already decided I'm your boogeyman and any evidence of the contrary is made up. You also refuse to answer a simple question for some reason.You're just as schizophrenic as the Sasjeet. Whatever, no point in hanging out in this thread anymore since nobody is even talking about the manga.
>>286374804>scouring the archives to dig up his pastTotally not obsessed btw
>>286374806>warehousefunny you mention that.desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74348612/#74348612desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74400919/#74406537desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74826158/#74826158desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79081174/#79081174desuarchive.org/fit/thread/71695663/#71695663desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74611989/#74611989
>>286374756They always "forget" his unhinged episodes but will always "remember" events about Sakon, Dailyramen, Hidansis, etc that they will claim transpired, but will always bail when asked to link where all these supposed meltdowns they had instead took place. Lmao.
>>286374892>not obsessed btw
>>286374726Rotten to the core nemisisuke... is his older brother Jeetachi responsible for all this hate in his heart?
>>286374782Telling Sakon "Hey, do you want to take over?" is considered rage quitting to you.
>>286374897You ever conclude it's because most of us aren't as obsessed as you are about posters on this site?
>>286374861>>286374904yeah imagine shitting up the thread with your dalit seethe every day for over a year straight, that would be craaazy obsessed
>>286374589>One Piece and Dragon Ball have constant threadsFans of those franchises are mentally ill people. OP fans are the same people who masturbate to Simpsons porn. DB is just pure cuckfest. >>286374881I'm leaving.
>>286374934>Hey, do you want to take over?Never happened. Fagkon hijacked the threads and Ramen never came back. Definition of rage quit. He gave up.
>>286374845He's our funny warehouse bunny.
Turdsuke STILL hasn't gotten over getting fired from not one but TWO warehouse jobs and projects it on everyone else
>>286374962Never happened, schizo. Nice fanfic.
>>286374952Bravo anon. You're such a good detective. How did you know all those posts were made by the same user?
Thursdays man
>>286374950You're literally obsessed with Sakon, to the extent you try to guess what hours he works, and larp as him with a name and trip, and complaining about his sex life. You talk like someone he dated and dumped with this bitter behavior.
>>286374989>Sakon takes over daily>Ramen never returns. Never even let's us know he quit. Just vanishesCall it whatever you want, but Ramen gave up on finishing the thing he set out to do, makes him a faggot either way.
>>286375036Fagkon...you think WAY too highly about yourself. Nobody cares that much about you.
>>286375036Pretty defensive over someone that's totally not Sakon. Mhm.
>>286375048We know, Rajsuke. Your bunny abandoned you and cucked you with Sakon before he did. Heartbreaking.
>>286375062>>286375076That seemed to have struck a nerve. Kek.
>>286375077You're incapable of not sounding like a faggot, huh?
600 posts means sasjeet pulling the usual stuff btw.Never forget 150 deleted posts. One single thread. Probably not all of his devices.
>>286375062Everyone loves and cares about Fagkon, and secretly wants to have sex with him.You are jeet if you disagree.
>>286375092Fagkon...threads are always the same drama when you're around. Sorry for noootcing.
>>286374993it was really hard you know. connecting the dots between daily seethe about "warehouse bunny" and then daily seethe about sakon the benchod dramer
>>286374962Ramen gave up because he wisely decided this site was a shithole not worth his time and was a shell of its former self.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283154106/#q283180860_1
>>286375036Kek, you're spot on. I tried flirting with schizbro on several occasions, because I thought there's tension between us, but he absolutely only has eyes for Sakon. He's such a tsundere about him, it's insane
>>286375143>archivesYou really aren't beating the accusations buddy. I don't know why you think that proves it's him. If Ramen truly gave up, he could have let us know on the actual website and not the archives where there's no way to verify an identity. The fact you link to archives, like the jeet obsessor, really makes it look like you're one in the same, btw.
>>286375125Bravo anon. You're very astute. Goodjob.
>>286375105I want to clap his cheeks while he wears bunny suit
>>286375162Picrel is everyone's reaction to Sakon, btw
>600 postsI did pretty good tonight.
>>286375277Sakon!
>>286375227Why did you repeat yourself? Are you stupid?
>>286375310You aren't subtle. Aren't you supposed to have a bf? You spend a lot of time here.
>>286375277yeah pretty good on getting owned like a bitch
>>286375323Are you getting your hopes up that he might prefer spending time with you here? I know you wish he didn't have a boyfriend
>>286375323Aren't subtle how? Also, he's at his house snoozin.
two anons linking archive?samefagsome brownoid seething every day in the daily?not samefag saar
>1 min apartReally struck a nerve
>>286369815Only one of those deaths was permanent under the clause of not being able to be brought back.The rest were "permanent" only because Piccolo died and Kami + the Balls alongside him.
>>286375378>twoJust (You).
>>286375227Fagkon on life support after this btfo
see ta tomorrow jeety xoxo
Shhh... jeetmeat... when you speak, breathe or act alive, it ruins my fantasy
Weird how the cavalry all died at once. Noticeable, one might say.
>>286374497Naruto is Naruto, he's good at everything even when he's bad at it.
>>286375598Porridge-kun is still here. I'll never die, believe it!>>286375612Eepy yuya
Which Naruto character is Muslim?
>>286375724Ino
>>286375724Hinata would look just right wearing a burqa
>>286375724Madara unironically
>>286375724Deidara
>>286375724Hidan, but his name is now Hadin and he screams "Jashin huakbar" before killing people
>Yugito>Hidan>Tayuya>KonanWhich is the worst character that gets spammed in these threads?
>>286375895Someone's mad he doesn't get to spam Hanabi
do we need afterparty thread or are we good gang?
>>286375922I wouldn't mind an aftersharty, but most anons are probably asleep
>>286375915Include her on the list idc.
>>286375922Go ahead. They're usually good containment threads for you retards.
>>286375967Nah, Hanabi x Raikage posts are based. I'd say it's fine to spam Hanabi HOEga
>>286375987I see, schizo-kun is lonely and wants to play in the afterparty ball pit with us retards
>>286376000Okay, so which one is the most annoying for you?
the hell happened in this thread, I woke up and now it has 600 posts
>>286376032(You) and the way you constantly spam-post about your husbando "Fagkon". I'm an annoying husbandofag myself, but even I got nothing on ya
>>286376053>the hell happened in this threadDo you really have to ask? Thursday. Someone's usual day to shitpost. You do the math.
>>286376055>complains about "Fagkon">doesn't find any issue with all the actual spam we see all the timeHmmmm...
>>286376053Mosty schizbro spamming the thread with fake discussions, but also me and other anons bickering with him because it's hard to hold back and the thread's almost done for anyway>>286376076>the actual spam we see all the timeThat's exactly what I'm referring to. No one spam's these threads like you do, schizbro. It's a full-time job for you
>>286375922>>286375961>>286376017Gotchu
>>286376093
>>286376098>No one spam'sOh silly me. I thought all the "jeet" and "Sasujeet" was considered spam. Guess it's only spam when it makes (You) feel bad, huh? Lol
>>286376115This is a honeypot thread
>>286376135This is a honeypot site, retard.
>>286376115Kek. Pretty smart way to kill an afterparty thread.
>>286376130Half of the "jeet" posts are made by you in an attempt to shit-stir. We don't really mention you when you're not around
>>286376161>WeLol>don't really mentionLmaoVery weak bait. Consider: Fagkon is only ever mentioned when he shows himself or tries forcing himself into the threads' conversation. He was never mentioned last week. Interesting how all the "jeet" and "fagkon" spam only happens when he's around. Very interesting indeed.
>>286376181Eyo schizbro... lemme whisper sweet nothings in your ear, while I grab some nipple clamps and hook you up to a car battery
>>286376215You're very try-hard and cringe. Got a (You) out of me though, congrats.
>>286376229I'll get plenty more (You)s out of you, because you're the biggest attention whore of us all. Cringe is the only way anyone should interact with you, because normal conversations aren't possible
>>286376300This is ironic coming from someone posting nudes and avatarfagging for attention
>>286376300The fact you're known as "Hidansis" shows what an attention whore you are, projecting dumb bitch. Fagkon and you are one of the same, and blame every "anon" that disagrees with you as some faggot none of us care about. If you didn't mention this omnipresent jeet, he'd never be talked about. You HAVE to label as anons as someone though, or your whole narrative falls apart. Unlike (You) and Fagkon I'm not trying to be some thread celebrity. Go ahead and blame me and every other anon you don't like as all being the same person though. Dumbass.
>>286376370If I get asked for nudes I'll deliver because it turns me on. Avatar-fagging is fun too, I won't deny it. And yet you still out-attention-whore me somehow, isn't that crazy? I don't feel the need to make entire threads about me, like you do. I really wanna talk about Naruto too, but it's hard when you're around
>>286376427>every anon I don't like is the same personWho could have seen that coming?
>>286376393I didn't give that name to myself. I acquired it through epic means when you got btfod by my pussy pics. You kept calling me Sakon, telling me to kill myself every post, so I had to do it to ya. You absolutely lost your mind, remember? But yeah, we barely talk about you when you're not around. You always manage to bring yourself up though
>>286376480>You kept calling me Sakon, telling me to kill myself every post, so I had to do it to ya. You absolutely lost your mind, remember?Yeah. None of that was me. >>286376370This also isn't meAlmost like your whole narrative falls apart when you can't label the anons as all being your singular boogeyman. Dumb bitch.
>>286376518Hamabi told me your dick smells like a foot, but is only an inch... is that why she's with Raikage-sama now?
>>286376561Your mask is slipping.
>>286370761That is my fetish as well.
>>286371772anko used to be so cute
>>286372861>proceeds to die like a bitch before deidara
>>286376572More like: my pussy is dripping. C'mon schizbro, feed the hungry! (you won't because you're gay for Sakon and Naruto)
>>286376697>has no argument>muh pussy and tits>ur gayYou really aren't giving your sex a good look, dumb bitch. I think that should be your new name, it's more accurate.
>>286376750It works because it gets under skin for some reason. Actually arguing with you is completely in vain, so I won't do it. Of course I don't actually care if you're gay, but you're clearly uncomfortable with your own homoerotic desires
>>286376750But I like your suggestion, my new name should be Dumb Bitch Porridge!
