I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
I was hopiing you were gone for real this time
Toasting in an ebin bread :DDDD
>>286556780why is she in a washing machine?
>>286556724You are here forever
I was
>>286556724ME TOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>286556724Not to worry Tenshi, it was on maintenance mode Now get back on that rock or Iku will scold you again
We're b/a/ck.
>>286556781Bitch
>>286556780FREE HER
I'm glad to see my flens are all alive and well
no we are always here...stuck here...forever baiting....forever shitposting...forever telling the jannies and mods to EAT SHIT!!!
You were supposed to be gone for good this time!
I wish you were guys were gone for real this time
This is the real Tenshi thread.
I still don't know who the crying "thought you were all gone for real this time" anime girl is
/ghost/ was gone too
>>286556781Rape Kirino
I missed you fags
Tenshi
My life is so pathetic. I literally spent the last three hours refreshing 4chan and occasionally watching youtube vids.
Desuarchive went down a few hours before this place did and it's STILL DOWN.
>>286556724I was just getting ready for a day of posting you shouldn't worry so much tenshi.
holy shit it was just a few fucking hours, don't any of you have lives outside this god forsaken place?
>286556800KWAB
>>286556724YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULD'VE BE GONE THIS TIME FOR REAL.
>>286556781Tsun-tsun~
>>286556724Me too!
Schizo knowerchads can I get the QRD on this shutdown?
lel
>>2865568804chan has been back for like 15 minutes and here you are, projecting again.
>>286556724what spyware did they include in this update?
>>286556880
The servers went limp to redirect the damage
I didn't notice anything until 20 minutes ago, I was rewatching No Game No Life. It's still surprising to me Izuna is voiced by Sawashiro who is mostly known for voicing hags nowadays, because her loli voice is amazing as well.
>>286556915More likely more anti-proxy measures, but that's just a hunchOR, Iranian missiles hitting Israel knocked out a 4chan server. You choose
I THOUGHT IT WAS MY TURN TO MAKE THIS THREAD!
>>286556724We've been gone for good for 10 months now
What exactly need maintenance when the site ran fine without it for decades?
>>286556901WTF RUDE
>>286556954The J centered retard website was up all the time, so I doubt the latter theory.
I literally kept pressing f5 every 10 minutes.Someone please put me out of my misery.
We're all going to be gone very soon thanks to age verification laws
>go to sleep right before happenings>wake up and browse 10 minutes after it happensno freedom for me I guess
quick, make the anison matrix thread
>>286556724Who hacked 4chan and all archives this time?
>>286556724what the 4chan mods doing with 4chan anyway?
>>286556724YOU'RE GONNA DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD
>>286556959There are still threadless boards out there
>>286556880I stayed up because I wanted to ask if this was Yuri before I wasted my time reading it
>>286556724I don't know what it is, but ever since sharty took 4chan down all those months ago, I've been visiting this place less and less. I didn't even notice it was down earlier.
>>286556880Where do you think we are?
>>286556998>>286557005
>>286556959Should have used the right pasta then, newfag.
>>286556985There's no good reason. I can imagine two things:>instead of doing changes on a staging temp server, they worked directly on the site, and it took a day, all because they're so incompetent>a mod tripped over the server power cord and they had to way for the "specialist" to wake up and press the reboot button
I seriously hope you watched anime while 4ch was down /a/.
>>286556781If it were gone I'd have more chances to hug my imouto.
>>286556880>don't any of you have lives outside this god forsaken place?
>>286556724You're all I have left
I was literally asleep kek
>>286556781Butt
>>286557064I went to work like a productive human being
>Goes down for maintenance>Nothing about it in the info at the top of the page>Nothing about it on the blog>The blotter and status page go down during the maintenance as wellI wouldn't mind so much if they just fucking told us about it somewhere assessable. I don't want to fuck around and set myself up on IRC so I can read one sentence every half a year.
>>286556985maybe they learned to not have a decade or two between security updates
There is no other place to discuss yuri
one day we might be
>>286556880I took a napAnd now I'm back
Who uploaded the Epstine files?
>>286557096From 7am to noon EST?
Your child's elementary school is on the bombing list
>>286557098They never said anything in the recent years. Ever since m00t left, there has been little to none communication with the users. Even on IRC there was probably nothing. (I left when it was all just ERPing and no real information ever.)The head mods simply hate /a/nons and the entire site.
>>286557064I played a game instead.
>>286556880You never know when "a few hours" turn into "ten days" turn into "FOREVER"
>>286556880This is /a/, the biggest concentration of oldfags who can't move on and unironically believe that we'll always be here
>>286556724Worst saturday morning ever. I couldn't relax for hours. DON'T EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN 4CHANNEL!!!
>>286557038it still loads pretty good on my shitty phone
>>286557096On a Saturday?Anon??
>>286557098Fukken' this. I was frantically F5'ing every single website and they were radio silent.
>>286557096I’ve been at work since 7am CST. Running on 4.5 hours of sleep
>>286556724thread made too late
>>286557206ON A FUCKING SUNDAY
>>286556985Maybe they needed to change the oil
>>286556724BROOOOOOOOOOS
>>286557207I just wrote a script to notify myself when the site was up again.
>desu still downwhat's even the point
>Maintenance on a SaturdaySure mods... Sure...
>>286557098Site went down because someone fedposted too hard.
I cannot imagine this was planned because no one is retarded enough to do an actual maintenance on a Saturday. Stop pushing shit on a Friday too, retards.>>286557064I haven't watched anime since January. I just laid in bed and read trash ongoing manga in bed. Yes, I regret it.
>>286556985>ran fine without it for decades
>desu was down so I couldn't /ghost/ post
Is /a/ the only board that seems eternally committed to " you'll be here forever? "
>>286557178Hasn't been wrong yet
glowies got their glowietrackers successfully installed. now our greatest allies will be safe
>>286557265>>286557304>he didn't ghost post on the backupNewbs
>>286557280Proof?
So... what was this maintenance for? Setting up the next April Fools' Day event?
>>286556880>site went down around 4amI was still asleep at the time
>>286557344Everybody knows about desu, anon
>>286557313/v/ has got a version of this thread up rn
>woke up early to jerk off>got up right as 4chan went downI'm still mad
>>286556724A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave dies only once.
Why is desuarchive still down?
>>286557313It's probably still the only board where the anons actually might mean it a little more
it'll be so lonely without 4chan...
>>286556880>back on as soon as it comes back up >"lol dont you guys have anything else to do?"you were constantly refreshing weren't you?
>>286557391>woke up early to jerk offOut of desire or necessity?
You guys don't understand how disastrous these down-times are. Every time this happens, a few more oldfags leave forever. It's like stopping the constant drip of heroine into their veins, and sometimes that's all it takes for them to break off the curse of this place.Soon enough this place will be full of newfags. The old guard is dying, uncbros.
>>286557381archived.moe does ghost posting too
>>286557313Yes, and it's because it's the only board that even tries to maintain any sort of culture, though mods have been on a mission to get rid of all of the old fun threads. The other boards that try to have a culture are all dying (e.g. /jp/, that shit is a ghost town compared to a few years ago), and the other big boards like /v/ and /vg/ are basically X crossposters now.
>>286557265
>>286557465Necessity, I'm definitely addicted to jerking off. I got up about 45 minutes before my alarm (yes I have an alarm on Saturdays) and I figured I could either go back to sleep or jerk off. So I fapped because once I start thinking about fapping I basically can't stop unless I find something to do
>>286557064Nice one.
>>286557466Maybe if it was down an entire day we would have lost some, but this maintenance was actually relatively quick
>>286557450You weren't supposed to point that out...
>went to sleep before it happened>woke up half an hour before it came back
>>286557064>watch animeI READ MANGA YOU PLEB
>>286556724>>286557265>>286557304It is imperative that we keep archiving threads ourselves.
>>286557466If there was another hack level downtime, there'd definitely be a loss but this was actually pretty short so I doubt it
>>286556724Don't forget,
what did you guys do when the sharty hack had us down bad for like 2 weeks? Not gonna lie, I..... went on r*ddit a few times. It was fucking awful. Only the consensus, mainstream approved talking point is allowed. Downvotes aren't enough, mods will just delete any comment that goes against the hivemind, which makes you wonder what the point of updoots are in the first place. I know we got a lot of tranny jannies around here but yeesh it's so much better.
>>286557514Same desu. I’ve been trying and failing to not fap all week because nothing comes out anymore and I need to prepare for my new onahole arriving tomorrow
>>286556724yea whatever
>>286556724TENRI YOU FUCK. I WANNA STRANGLE YOU.
>>286557558based
>>286557514Been there, done that. When I'm still a little bit sleepy, I usually lie prone and rub against the mattress until I leak. Is it gay? Maybe, but it feels good. Does it destroy my chinko? Definitely.
>>286557558Hero
>>286557558...why?
People already forgot when this shit was down for months
My guess is they secretly removed some feature, like with the IP counter.
>has like 8 different altchans/webrings as backuoI'll never be alone
>>286557206>the whole world shuts down on the weekend because no one is allowed to work on those daysSure thing, buddy.
where do you guys go when 4chan is down
>>286557558I feel like doing this just would make me sad. It's already bad enough to still be using images from 09 and feel like shit doing so
>>286557626>Does it destroy my chinko? Definitely.Does it really? I've heard that too, but it feels like a fetish/meme
>>286557655It's vitally important that we save >>286557626's posts about mattress humping for future generations
>>286557466I agree. If the site staff knew, they'd probably avoid it. Same with the captchas. There won't be any newfags either because posting require major effort or is not possible at all if they get caught by broken anti bot heuristics.>>286557538>but this maintenance was actually relatively quickthe absolute state of this website. Engineers responsible for real website would kill themselves over the shame of being down for hours for no good reason.
>>286557682Nowhere. There's nothing else
>>286557304what the hell is ghost posting? you can't actually post on an archive can you?
>>286557682I consider getting a life but then this place always come back
>>286557682that's when I actually watch anime
>>286557682to sleep
>>286557718You can and anons do
>>286557718you can on specific archives
>>286557671There's no way you have 8 alternatives. I can barely count 2.
>>286557682I do actually take the time to read manga or watch anime, but I also check out altchans which all fucking suck. I can never find where /sp/ goes when 4chan is down so I inevitably end up on Twitter and am always reminded how dogshit that place isI don't care what Quislings say, I absolutely love 4chan. It is the best place on the internet
>>286557546blonde aqua better aqua
>>286557626Just buy a tenga, Vance.
If you were affected by this downtime, you:a) Need to fix your sleep scheduleorb) Live in an irrelevant timezone
>>286557745Well, only 5 of these are in english.The rest are in spanish
>>286557745
>>286557671And all of them not only suck, but they're dead too.Anons are complaining that 4chan posting activity decline, but it's still several magnitudes higher than on altchans.
>>286557674kek wagecuck
>>286557712Everyone knows the state of this website is dog shit tho tbhdesu. I'm still surprised that added so much more of these anti-bot & captcha extravaganza over the last year. The people who still come here religiously aren't going to stop coming after a 4 hour cooldown
>>286557671post them
>>286557546Did Aqua cause this?
>>286557682I disappear
>>286557671I tried a ton of altchans during the sharty hack and they're all total shit sadly
>>286557792Fucking spics
>>286557826yeah he is stealing jokes again
>>286557682Continue writing my shitty novel.Holy shit making up words is hard. How do people do this?
>>286557689I've read somewhere that, aside from the obvious risk of excessive friction, it can cause ED or numbness because your body becomes accustomed to that specific form of stimulation.>>286557780Muri. I still live with my mom.
>>286557841
>>286557808This is just my own speculation, but they probably have some software guy, who's the only one who can maintain the 4chan code, and who demands money for working on it. They probably make him work on the captcha system mostly instead of taking care of anything else that is broken here.
>>286557671I've tried a few, every single one of them spends the majority of their time talking about how they're better than here and nothing else, every other thread is one post per 6 hoursMaybe when this place goes for good that'll change
>>286557880wtf so many Sofiis lately
I only come back to this board after blackouts for this thread
It's actually unimaginable how bad xitter and leddit are. The ragebait and botting is genuinely 20x worse. How do normalfags do it?
>>286557875Modern meta is to use an ai
>>286557896>the 4chan hack downtime last year>that one altchan still had threads from 4 years ago and was fucking dead>it becomes active and pretty good actually>the fuckers as IDs>4chan comes back>place dead as shit again
>>286556724you will never be free
What happened to /lain/, I sheltered there last year during the great 4chan blackout but the site isn't working right now.
>>286557682I go play some porn VNs or something
>>286557792I'm Mexican but I pretty much use Spanish only for texting family and IRL. I haven't touched spic subs/scanlations/vidya translations/online communities since highschool.
>>286557929They are addicted to the politics stuff and also likes and fighting the culture war or whateverIts like a giant larp but its not a larp and they are addictsSad
>>286557178If only that were true
>>286557546based and same
>>286557465whats the difference
>>286557952I'll never let any of you fuckers convince me that IDs are bad, especially with the uptick of falseflagging and shitposting wars we've been getting since 2016.The only ones actually scared of IDs are shitposters and low quality posters.
>>286557929Xitter is especially bad. Even only using the site for Japanese art, I see ragebait so bad constantly that even this boards worst trolls from ACK/Akemi to Kensukeschizo seem tame
>>286557936Grim.I only had use AI to proofread my prose, do a quick research or describe an image in text form. At this pace, it would take years before my characters confess to each other./spoiler]
>>286557655Because I want to reminisce about fun threads I was involved in. You can do that on the archive pages too, of course, but it's not the same. This way, we preserve the moment as it was.The second important aspect is that we all connect with each other this way. On my HDDs, I'm connected to posters I rediscovered 15 years later in other threads because they posted the same images from the original thread.This aspect is what makes it so special. We're all connected on my/our HDDs, even if 4chan should one day cease to exist. As long as our archives remain intact, we are immortal and forever united with each other and this place.Verification was not required!
>>286557929Those sites are both for seeking validation that your retarded ideas are right. This is for retards saying that your correct ideas are wrong. Which is far more amusing
>>286557780>VanceWho?
>>286558070Why are you still here then
>>286558024It's not necessarily the politics/culture war stuff but the amount of garbage hatred for Japan, anime, constant larping, etc that really ragebaits me
>>286557896My main problem with altchans is they tend to over-inflate what you can do for the sake of trying to be better. Multiple images per post of every possible filetype, thousands of posts per thread, hundreds of threads on the board. Part of the draw of 4chan is how ephemeral and minimal things are, which is something a lot of the altchans struggle to capture.
Seriously, though. Every time this site is down, I sort of fear it might not come back up again.
>>286558070Go back to whatever general you came from and stay there.
>>286558070They allow VPNs. It would be trivial to samefag using multiple tunnels.IDs only help the shitposters actually.
>>286558132>hatred for Japan, animeThats part of their culture war too believe it or not.
>>286558070Kill yourself redditor, go post your ids and face in that shithole then.
>>286556797I put her there
>>286558095cute
>>286558070IDs can be easily abusedIn any case if you hate it here just fuck off its that simple
So what did you guys accomplish with your valuable limited time while /a/ was down?
>>286556724It's good to be back home.
>>286556880Well yes but no
>>286558155One day it'll happen. With any luck, we'll get a warning, but it'll happen regardless.
>>286557682i wait patiently
>>286558216Absolutely nothing!
>>286558095That is some fine German autism, anon. Godspeed.Through your/our HDDs, unity.
>>286557558I wish I was as cool as you
>>286558025/a/ keeps up appearances better
>>286556724I was getting ready for bed when it started, so I missed most of it.
>>286557051>>286557313I actually come here less and less these days since there are rarely any threads that I enjoy here anymore.
>>286557682I was playing vidya when it went down so I just kept playing vidya
>>286558216
>>286557682Xitter, unfortunately.
>>286556797She's playing Ever17.
>>286557064watched some good old bff kino
>>286556724I wish
>>286558095HERO
>>286558270What type of threads do you miss?
>>286558070IDs are only for generals. They don't help other threads. Hell, they can even help derail some of them.
>>286558216I was catching up to the seasonal isekai.
>>286558216I jacked off to a surprisingly interesting gangbang doujinshi.
>>286557682>where do you guys go when 4chan is downNowhere.
>>286557558That's a lot of Tenshi
>>286556880Lmao no.
>>286558133I kinda like multiple files per post, but I definitely agree that 1000 post bump limit 25 page boards is way too much. Also, I feel like 4chan has the best UI. All the altchans are just worse. Same goes with other websites. Twitter in particular has such a horrid UI
>>286558401You're not an american so I don' care about your post.
>>286558401>generalsWhat I find funny is that the only example (that was supposed to show that IDs work) was a vtuber thread from a vtuber board, from a thread that had samefagging BEFORE IDs were enabled.Someone so invested in samefagging schizo shit would just use proxies if IDs are enabled.
>>286558095>my posts are directly penetrating anon's storage and spreading their data deep inside
>>286558095Will you share your collection?
I was busy jerking my uncut 8.5" bwc all this time
>>286558216>site went down at 4am>I woke up around 8am>got ready for work>arrive at work around 9:30am>work for an hour>site comes backOther than the hack, most times 4chan has gone down happened in the middle of the night for me.
>>286557671I still use altchans to replace /vg/ since most of the generals there are genuinely fucking unusable, but (for now) /a/ hasn't reached that point yet to make me move out of here.
>>286558601NOOOOOOOOOOO please press it
>>286556850Right after I kill her.
>>286558498I think there was another example, also a vtuber thread funnily enough, where the OP outright admitted to deliberately samefagging with IDs on to try and make antis for his oshi/fans for a vtuber he hated look retarded or somethingJust shows how shitposters will find a way to make a board shitty with or without them
>/a/ and and other big boards are getting slower>/v/ is pure cancer>awful captchas and cooldowns make posting a hassle for no reason>altchans are either dead or garbagethis isn't fair
Desuarchive is back as well.
>>286558651Don't forget>the entire internet going shit and retarded>the real world as well
I’m happy it didn’t take too long, we have our Railgun read along in a few hours
>>286558669
>>286557929A few years ago I thought they just didn't know things can be different. They don't but now I think they actually prefer playing their deranged social games. It's not even the slurs that put them off 4chan, they want their updoots, their friend groups, the interpersonal drama that shakes up their friend groups.
>>286557682kissu is my favorite of the altchansit's okay. but I was asleep for most of the outage this time
>>286558651>awful captchas and cooldowns make posting a hassle for no reasonCooldowns are a bitch but the captcha is piss easy. Just how little do you fags post for it to get that bad?
>>286558651>/a/ dies>i lost the only 3 niggas I watch akuyaku shows withOh god please don't leave me yet /a/.
>>286558733I post several times a day on multiple boards and it still makes me do the captcha half the timeAnd it randomly tells me I got it wrong even though I check every time
The Khara hitsquads have finished their purge…
>>286558651>>/a/ and and other big boards are getting slowerThis is a good thing. I still remember seeing meta threads about how /a/ getting more posts per year every year was a bad thing. Now, it's slowing down and somehow that's a bad thing too.
>>286556724IT SAID THE IT WAS COMING BACK SOON YOU CRYING CORNDDOG MUNCHER RETARD
>>286558695I'm pretty depressive in general but lately it really has been feeling like the end of daysI'm not sure how much longer I can take it
>>286558651>awful captchas and cooldowns make posting a hassle for no reasondamn that must suck
>>286558651>captchaonly a pain if you are a retard who clears cookies, or an infrequent poster.
>>286558795The world won't end. I know you can survive /a/non
>>286556724she said the thing!
We already were and we still are. You've been posting on ghost /a/.
>>286558501you got posted on /v/
It's almost a year since THAT happened.
Next time, i pray it will be gone for good.There's nothing left saving in this place.
>>286558511Yup, when I don't have anything left to live for.
>>286557304That DBZ thread in /ghost/ back during the hack was such an insane experience with how active it was with anons from all boards congregating in one place. It coincided with the end of my semester so I was completely free, never in my life had I NEETed so hard for a week straight. Absolutely nothing else in my life other than waking up, /ghost/posting and reading, then sleeping. I have very fond memories of this time, or rather of the feeling time had completely stopped for a few days and I wasn't worrying about anything else
>>286558825I clear cookies a lot so that must be it
>>286558847Slut!
>>286558842Surviving is what I'm afraid of
>>286558070They just get upset when you point out their mental illness
>>286558882Definitely. Although I don't know when the captchas get really easy (like a single challenge with 3 choices), they changed that.
>>286558851That!?
>>286558932The moment THAT MAN used THAT TECHNIQUE
>>286556724Same. Missed you guys
>>286558601DONT DO THAT IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
>>286558775You're complaining about doing captchas half the time, back during the recaptcha times (operation nigger) you had to solve shittier captchas for EVERY SINGLE post.The modern captchas are piss easy. Only jeets could have trouble with them.
Bring back the fucking ip counter!Was it too embarrasing to the shonen shitters?
>>286556781Imouto butt
>both chan and archives were down at the same timedid some /a/utist drop a truthnuke of such immense caliber it caused mossad/trump administration to shut it down or what?
>>286556880No
>>286558978>to the shonen shitters?to the entire site
>>286558651I don't get the captcha complaints. These are way fucking faster than the old Google image selection ones where, if you were being a naughty boy, you'd have to go through at least 10 pictures that took seven seconds each to fade out, and then repeat the whole process because "oops, image 13 wasn't actually a motorcycle, but the back wheel of a bicycle :^) try again!". At its worst, it was quite literally unsolvable. But of course, the golden days where you could fill out the right half of the text captcha in under a second were the best.
this thread is lameim going back to /v/'s
>>286556915The hacker known as 4chan hacked 4chan
>>286558976That is true. The tile captchas after that were the worst. Google sometimes would not let you pass, and you had to do it every single time.I can't imagine going through such lengths just to post today anymore.Also get back to /g/.
Compare the start of 2025 /a/ to 2026. Last year went really downhill post-hack
>>286557064I read manga
>>286557064I played Genshin and browsed Twitter instead. And took a peek at /r/4chan
>>286558929It goes down to 1 or 2 the more you post, it punishes infrequent posters.
>>286559023You won't be missed FAGGOT
>>286558230Hang in there Tachiaoi!
>>286559074Don't lie
>>286559078Yeah you genuinely need to go back and get shot
>>286558953Naruhodo
>>286559016you can blame moot for going along with Epstein and Bannon
>>286558583I went through every single imageboard on some list, and found only two that resonated with me. I like their culture, but no one ever tries to funpost anymore. Both are also so dead, I could write posts in my diary instead.
>>286556797She was dirty.
>>286559078>I played GenshinJesus Christ.
>>286558696Saten is a…
>>286558216I had a wank
>>286559079I'm a very frequent poster, but it went down to 2 after more than a week, and refuses to go down to 1.
>>286559023Mods deleted a bunch of tenshi threads on here and left this one but somehow it's still almost as active as /v/'s despite the latter being like 3x faster. How?
>>286559135slut for her boyfriend (me)
>>286559098I'm not
>>286558879>being nostalgic for /ghost/posting of all thingsDamn. But I kind of get it, those days when you have no responsibilities at all are the best.
>>286558095holy based. I wonder if I'm there
Does anyone know if kinomod still mods for /a/?
>>286559020I still have to solve those tile captchas to use some service and I noticed that when you get those super slow fade in/outs, or when you have to solve more than 2 pages of the static tiles, you will fail them no matter what. They're shit-tests.After doing one of these shit tests, you will get an actually solvable test, you can tell because the images fade way faster this time or it's just 2 pages of static tiles.
>>286559211He got the sack ages ago for giving a /pol/ user a custom ban.
>>286558095What was your favourite rape scene?
Well, I watched a couple of episodes if Queen's Blade. Love the show but the middle episodes with Reina training are boring. Aldra should have stayed a flat chest girl, instead of turning into a giant elf with giant tits and Nanael is still the best part of the show.
>>286559236No, that was modcat. Different person.
>>286558095What do you use to archive threads? Some kind of script, or directly saving the webpage? If the former, gib code plox.
>>286559236That was modcat and that was eons ago now. Like 10 years ago.
>>286559259Right. I haven't been up to snuff, my bad.
>>286559031Lucky.
Cool Tenshi
>>286558669How come both went down at similar times?
>>286559211too busy sucking cocks on /vg/ last time I checked
>>286559020>At its worst, it was quite literally unsolvableTo this day, I am still not sure if these captchas were actually functional, and if so, how they worked.Which tile counts as part of a fire hydrant? Do I click the tile that only has a tiny red bit in the corner, too, or is that where it failed me? We'll never know.
>>286559236>>286559259>>286559279>firing a good /a/ mod for offending /pol/
>>286559211I want to know as well, last I remember of him was when he stickied and a yotsuba thread like 3 years and said the mods cared more than they let on
>>286558216I was outside learning how to use Revit
>>286559282Why, Im still posting in this shithole
>>286559078Please stay there
>>286559324So he's alive then? That's good
>>286559151/v/ is 90% bots and shills, and they don't target tenshi threads because they were programmed by tourists.There is a world of difference between botted /v/ threads and organic /v/ threads. The latter nowadays only happens when there is a live event like this or GDQ or some other incidental stuff like someone's death.
>>286559332That was /pol/ at its peak, they must have made pretty good money from all the phoneposters and fresh meat that came with it.
>>286557682Kissu, wap, 8
>>286559384Proof that they're bots?
>>286559332modcat resigned out of shame because he was caught hitting on egirls on /soc/I forgive him. I miss you bro please come back.
>>286559078fuck the heck off
>>286558882it's exactly that. I accidentally cleared mine and had the most miserable 2 days. Now I either get simple 2 steps that get solved in under five seconds or bypass it altogether.
>>286556985>the site ran fine without it for decadesLol, newfags.
>>286559135
>>286559332The real answer is that he was fired for not following protocol. /pol/ just bitched about it the loudest.
>>286558781Slower isn't necessarily bad. The problem could be where it stops at.
>>286559325It was testing how you clicked as much as what you clicked.
>>286559298saved
>>286559469I've seen so much obvious mod abuse, what do they give a shit about "protocol"?
>>286559413He already got a second chance, Mr. Ape wouldn't allow it again. He loves AI though so I don't expect it would actually be a positive development if he did come back.
>>286558095This will probably be the only record I existed
>>286559410>>>/v/If you need more proof you might be dumb or a bot yourself.
>>286559525
>>286558857NTA, I hope I won't ever see your archives.
>>286558857So we'll never see it since you'll always have something to live for
>>286559253
>>286559519He kept using custom bans even after being told to use standard templates. It doesn't make a lot of sense from our point of view and it's not that dramatic either.
>>286557558#metoo brudidon't mind the date I had to make multiple copies due to failing hdds
>>286559135contact hitter
>>286559536I can't tell anything out of that soup.But I take it you're just memeing, rather than having actual proof.
>>286559499I always have a harder time dealing with Youmu than with Yuyuko. Her slowldown fucks me over.
>>286559410I don't know how in the age of LLMs and the fact that they went and hid the unique IP count you would have doubts that there are bots here.
>>286559498>It wasn't actually a captcha, just pretext for gathering dataGay.
>>286559560He kicks around elsewhere on the interbutts, places I've followed him since he was still mod here. But he's often talking about local genning or in arguments defending slop or coding agents. Not gonna dox but it's not too hard to find some of his profiles.
>>286558401It's the exact opposite. IDs in generals are effectively tripcodes
>>286559627Mein Neger. Für das Archiv!>Verifizierung nicht erforderlich
>>286559650>LLMsSo you think the supposed bot posts look like generated by a LLM or what?>IP countHow would hiding the IP counter hide the fact that there are bots there? They could just fake the counter if they were that insidious. Also bots would probably just use multiple IPs anyway, so the IP counter would not show it.
>>286559562>>286559592
>>286557785Jokes on you, I was out for BBQ
>>286559627>>286559798Okay, but what's the causal connection between being German and archiving things?inb4 you're actually Austrian or Swiss
>>286558216I did reps
>>286559725>He kicks around elsewhere on the interbutts, places I've followed him since he was still mod here.I wasn't aware he had any socials. Figured he just disappeared off the face of the earth after resigning.>But he's often talking about local genning or in arguments defending slop or coding agentsThere's a reasonable middle ground between AI BAD and the pajeets who gen bimbo peach porn all day. It's nice for writing boilerplate code and genning art for older series or niche fetishes but it's a tool like any other and you need to know how to use it to get anything good out of it.
>>286559725Radio IRC?
>>286559469>he was fired for not following protocolEvery janny and mod that has touched /jp/ since atleast 2022 needs the same treatment, literally aiding shitposters and cross-board/off-site raiders and abusing real users for fun. Even the ones who haven't been actively doing it have been covering for and staying quiet about the ones who do.
>>286559861I have a certain knack for happenings, all over this place.A website started deleting videos of a fad I liked, no way around but to dig through thousands of videos and see what's "saveworthy".
>>286556724Seems to be a tri-annual occurrence these days. But I'm still here little tenshi anime woman don't worry.
>>286559969Dunno that he's there since I'm not (I'm on other channels and haven't seen him) but it's public profiles you can search up. Usual socials you'd expect.Funny you bring up IRC though cause it's felt like the last refuge for me as sites like this one explode. Too obtuse for norms to even entertain being on it.
>>286559861
when will 2hu be allowed on /a/ again, /jp/ got raped to death by mods
>>286560176touhou in general is dead since its fanbase was raped by modernists
>>286560176Who fucking cares. The manga suck and ZUN is out of ideas.
>>286560214>>286560228No
Do it again, I missed it while I was asleep
Where has ACK been today?
I had a thought this morning. Remember how crazy popular Twilight was and all the girls were fantasizing about it, and seemed out of touch with reality changing their names to Mrs. Cullen or Mrs. Black?Japanese men being so low T are singlehandedly making Isekais so popular because it's their fantasy escapism. There's literally no difference between picking the best waifu between Rem and Emilia vs. picking Team Edward or Team Jacon. Liking isekais is a feminine trait.
>>286560228Remember when we had Kosuzu, Kasen, and the fairies running at the same time?Those were the good times.
>>286560214>japanese franchise is dead because of a western fanbase problem
>>286560109Toot?
>>286560347I would do unforgivable things to suzu
>>286556880Anon if I have a life, I wouldn't be here in the first place.
>>286558288
>>286556724I missed you too bwo>>286557064I did! also played gayms
>>286560396>lately
>>286560396I diagnose you with otaku disease, it's incurable.
oldfags are pathetic im sorry. just let it go.
>>286560416Greetings KuuSEXuu-poster
>>286558288>No internet connection>Error 404This has always bothered me.
>>286560396I just learned the tag mesuiki.Really good stuff.
>>286560467Right after (you) leave.
So, what did you guys do while the site was down?
>>286556724>wake up early in morning>4chan down>keep refreshing like an idiot>hmm I wonder if someone on /a/ will post the I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE thread>hehe that will be funny>try going to /a/ 5 seconds later refreshing>mfw>>286556780kek
>>286560347I wish I could run down Kosuzu
>>286560558>>hmm I wonder if someone on /a/ will post the I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE threadAre you me?
>>286560551Masturbate
>>286560551why are you not dead yet
>>286560455>premisis
>>286560493Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>286560551I watched 1 episode of Horimiya, felt AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH internally for missing out on love, then went out to buy some groceries.
>>286560551Weekly groceries.
>>286560627>>286560558And they say /a/ isn't a hivemind
>>286560496>mesuikiOh my god. Just as I was trying to put a stop to my faggotry.
>>286560661It's a work in progress.>>286560746Are you watching Seihantai this season as well?
>>286556724You're here forever.>>286556797Clean before use.
>>286560978>SeihantaiI've seen a few clips of it and it seems like a generic romcom. I typically avoid romcoms because watching fictional characters achieve true love makes me sad. I don't even know why I've been craving Horimiya lately, it's not even that good of a show.
I wish I could escape for real this time
>>286561112It's a solved romcom, just like horimiya. The couple is established in episode 1 and from there they either explore other pairings or go over some classic jealousy-bait for both of them.
>>286558288This did not age well.They didn’t abolish the internet, but instead, they took control of it, and now we have to wear a "mask" here too.
/a/ can't die
>>286560864The best time to see /a/'s hivemind is when /a/ is doing livewatches of anime.
>>286561210And do what? To go where?
>>286561306excellent question
>>286556880I was going to post something just before it went down though.......
Why did "they" do this?
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
>>286561449I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together
>>286557304I was already a bit sad that it was down and then 4chan went down and I didn't know what to do.
>>286558651We would have all been happy in paradise if that kike justwannahelp didn't infiltrate the mod team and force board IDs permanently. I think that's literally the only reason the other place is dead as fuck.
>>286561210>850KBI was always impressive by how much people could fit in these things.
>>286557682Hobbies. If you spend too much time posting and not enough time doing hobbies your post quality will decline.
>>286561483My shithole would consider SFW loli pics as worth jailing you over.
>>286560396it's not gay if your're waifu grows a giant dick, right?
>>286561252Asuka reminiscing about Shinji
>>286559078you just did that to check if there was any information about 4chan being down.........right?
>>286560824Very productive
>>286561879NTA but I actually did and now wanted to screenshot a comment I saw, and they deleted the thread about 4chan going down.Schizos might be right about this one.
>>286558216I played Crow Country.Not into survival horror but this one is fun.
>>286556985A funny explanation I saw on double chan for why we went offline was Iran probably blew up the JIDF servers.
>>286561449No matter where you go everyone’s connected
Kinda wish it was the end for real
>>286560403Kek
I slept through the downtime and reading the thread it looks like desu was down too. Fuck that. That's the only thing that's fun about downtime or it was ghostposting's been in decline a long time.
>>286562252I hate and love this image
>>286559078
>>286557682>where do you guys go when 4chan is downI masturbated to the pic of my cousin's panties I took when I went to her house
>>286562800YOU WHAT?
Feels like this is the best thread I've seen in a while.
>>286560551Made chocolate chunk muffins.
>>286562800HUH?
>>286562854These are always pretty good ones. Something about how it drags everyone out of hiding for some lightheartedness.
>>286562854only oldfags and well-natured newfags visit these threads is why
>>286562920>Something about how it drags everyone out of hiding for some lightheartedness.Remember when boards were less about generals and more about ranfom people talking about random things (related to the board of course)
>>286562800pls show
>>286563000That was 27 years ago. Also checked.
>>286563000Those trips sure do.
>>286563000I remember when the site as a whole was far more cohesive.
>>286562826>>286562885>>286563112they aren't that slutty
>>286563153>/a/ is now 35 years oldZetsubou.
Since this is the nostalgia thread, the one thing I wish would come back the most is sadpanda threads.Also sc/a/n, but they should find innit anon and murder him.
>>286562974>well-natured newfags As someone who branched out to here close to 2.5 years ago I can confirm. These threads are the best. So are the /a/draws and /a/sings. I had so much fun with the SEL OP
>>286563255Who the fuck hangs underwear on coathangers?
>>286563284and then moot got butthurt about naruto threads getting shit on and made sure /a/ would never be fun ever again
>>286563255Screencap worthy
>>286563255>>286563344>>286563355OH LAWD THESE NUMBERS
>>286563317You're pretty alright, anon.
>>2865568804chan is pretty much like any other social media website that people are addicted to
>>286563255>blackoh yeah they are
>>286563402At least doxxing yourself here is completely optional.
>>286563363You need the google image reverse search with "0 results" for maximum impact.
>>286563284who is the girl in jail?
IS THE MONEY REAL?!
>>286563255I'm not going to shame you for masturbating to your cousin's panties, but I am for sure going to shame you for masturbating to such a shitty low quality picture. What the fuck is that, you should've taken a better one
>>286562974>newfags of today have more in common with [a/ than newfags back then
>>286563255meh this does nothing for me.I've been a weeaboo for so long I can't get off to anything but plain white.
>>286563284desu!
>>286563563>I'm not going to shame you for masturbating to your cousin's panties>But I am for sure going to shame you for masturbating to such a shitty low quality picture.Some things never change
>>286556724
>>286561306I honestly can't even remember what I did before the internet anymore.
>>286563563true son of /a/ post.
>>286563284
>>286563727It's not the same thing
>>286563744I used to play outside. Then at 15 I discovered the internet and became a shut-in recluse.
>>286563563Back in the day all we had were 240p videos to fap to and it was fine
So will we never know why was desuarchive gone either? Normally it always works
>>286556724So the site went down while I was sleeping. Always funny when that happens.>>286557682Asleep.
>>286563864I discovered the internet at 6 but didn’t become a recluse who was addicted to it till 18. I miss the family computer
>>286559595What was the deal with this webm anyways? Never got the full story
>>286564135
>>286564293>doesn't cut to Britney Spears on the phoneI'm disappointed.
>>286563255OC
>>286564496Fucking legendary.
>>286564496gold
>>286564496Nice, especially the kani.
>>286564496>kani shirtBased.The Aiura OP is playing in my head.
>>286564496Good stuff, anon.
>>286564496
>>286564496Beautiful
>>286564496I WANT TO FUCK ANON’S COUSIN
Now I remember I had a slutty "cousin". Slutty because all her older sisters gave birth before 18.I made her watch Dragon Ball
>>286564496post more drawings (9)
>>286564496Good shit
>>286556828my fellow aesthete
>>286564722>(9)>22
>>286557558beautiful
>>286564722Would you rather have anon's cousin jumping on him?
>>286564496Were it not for maintenance occurring today we may not have heard about this. Thanks jannies
>>286563255>>286563563>>286564496god fucking dammit /a/
Best thread in a long while
kino thread.
>>286564837I'll take it
>>286564496lolI'll now start fapping to anon's cute cousin (animu ver.)
>>286563255>>286564496Fantastic
>>286564496nice desu ne
>>286556724i wish...
>>286564953>I'll now start fapping to anon's cute cousinMy sides have reached Jupiter
>>286564496And anons ask me why I don't leave this place.
>>286565034THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR INCEST
>>286560483Mirape
>>286563255>>286564496HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is why I'm still here.
>>286564496A moment of silence for the anons who couldn’t live to witness this
>>286563255Well, it wouldn't be 4chan...>>286563626These look so much better.
>>286562800>>286563255>>286564496Epic win.
>>286563626I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
>>286564496Very nice.
>>286565437When we all look back on this in 10 years, maybe all of us will have jerked off to our cousins too
>>286556880I fell asleep through this
>>286565550My cousins are male, and if they weren't, I probably would already have done so.
>>286564951Here you go
>>286565633wwwwww
>>286565633God bless you anon
>>286565633Jinsei soudan?
>>286563255>>286564496>>286565633
>>286565437Fucking A
>>286565633Oh
>>286565682>>286565745>2 NEEDLESS posters What is happening
>>286565633m-masaka...
>>286562800>>286563255>>286564496Can't you faggots be normal for one day without 4chan hole shit.
>>286558132legitimately just chinese and korean bots spreading hate for japanese culture due to a long-standing inferiority complex
>>286565803"Great minds thinking alike", perhaps?
>>286565850
>>286564496based
>>286565850Normalfaggots out!This is 4chan turf now.
>>286565633
>>286565633C U T EUTEThank you, drawfag-kun.
>>286565633This thread got interesting.
I think anon might commit a crime after all those pictures, and it's out fault
>>286563255>>286564496>>286565633Amazing
>>286565998It's legal in most places
>>286565633yesYES
>>286565998>crime
>>286564496>>286565633PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>286566036Rape isn't
>>286557064I didn't even know it was down, was busy getting caught up on my seasonal series for the week
I was watching with mootxi.co
last for nena
luv u anons <3
>>286566284gaylove you too
>>286566284B-baka..
>>286566284Y-you too
>>286563255>no one asked him how old is his sister
>>286566284I don't, but you guys are my 腐れ縁
>>286566284
Amazing thread
>>286566368I suspect the answer would just disappoint.
>>286566521Yeah. I don't care about hags
>>286566124It isn't a crime if her pupils turn into hearts.
>>286566119Here you go.
Remember to hug- your sister
>>286565633Thank you anon for making my day
>>286564496BASED
I too was in this thread.
There is still hope.
>>286566724shit formatting, incorrect spoiler image because you’re on some gay 4chanX or phone app equivalent, wrong post back links, unnecessary and unfunny posts included2/10, kill yourself
>>286557558what would you do if someone accidentally posted cp? how do you scrape individual threads?
>>286566724>sisterfuckingcousinfucking, anon
>>286566970>if someone accidentally posted cp
Goodnight fags, see you next downtime
>>286567194I think we might be gone for real next time
>>286567236Yeah, next time for sure.
>>286564496im really gonna miss you guys when age-verification is spread to every level of the internet
>>286567335love finds a way
>>286565633bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbased
>>286556724Literally who
desu forever
So, what did we learn in today's thread?
mata nee
desu
>>286567469desu
>>286567469
>>286559135cute
>>286567469boku
good thread
>>286556724pssh.. whatever kid
>>286567518SOURCE BEFORE 404!
>>286567469Sex?
>>286567469desu!
>>286566970>accidentally
>>286567577It's Boku no Pico
Will we make it to 600 posts?
>>286567161*intentionallyI meant that lol
>>286567603No
