If Uma Musume are supposed to be as strong as real horses, then how did Spica Man survive this?
>>286599445plenty of people have been kicked in the head by a horse and survived, happened to my niece a couple years ago. it's not good but it just depends how hard the horse kicks
he's originally from Florida and they're built different there
>>286599445He has Uma genes too to allow him to survive.
>>286599477She kicked him so hard he flew backwards.
>>286599445She stopped herself from hitting too hard after realizing it was a healthy man full of valuable semen.
if they are so strong how did teio keep breaking her ankle?
>>286600928For the same reason real race horses do.
>>286599445>>286599727 It's an anime, retard. That anon took the time and effort to actually answer with real knowledge, so use your brain. Next you are going to ask how the thermodynamics of ki work. Hey, I have a stupid question for you. How the fuck is a girl that size supposed to be as strong as a horse? inb4 I am not op, I am just some other retarded faggot Changes nothing.
>>286602075>How the fuck is a girl that size supposed to be as strong as a horse?It's an anime.
>>286599477Tell her to stop trying to suck horse cocks and try with mules
>>286600928Every hero has its achilles heel
>>286600928>if tanks are so strong why do they need repairs?
>>286599685I was thinking the same
>>286599445If they are as strong as horses (or as heavy, around 1000lbs/500kgs) then no pelvis could have survived their rapid assault.
>>286602136>Ill will between umamusume and humansLots of implications here
>>286600928Too much ass and thigh fat put strain on her tiny ankles
>>286602597It's a worthy sacrifice.
>>286599445>>>/jp/50733723
Would Uma Musume be better if it followed actual eras instead of keeping everyone at school together? It’d be cool if Rudolf and Maruzensky weren't forever 18. Bonus points if they leaned into the real-life pedigrees, like having Teio and Tsuyoshi actually be Rudolf’s daughters.
>>286603981Umamusume age like elves. Or saiyans. Plus Tracen academy is in a time flux, it’s why Maruzensky can be 56 years old and still a council advisor, or how there can be two dozen Derby winners despite it being a once-in-a-lifetime event.
>>286600928Because that's what happened to IRL Teio
>>286603981Why do you assume they are forever 18, and not retards who fluked their classes for 30 years straight?
this horse anime might be the lamest thing to come out in the last couple of years
>>286599445Do you think you could survive fucking an Uma?
>>286602136>How the fuck is a girl that size supposed to be as strong as a horse?they could just have a high muscular density, similar to in real life, where a man is stronger than a woman with the same amount of lean mass because the muscles are just more dense.They would probably be pretty heavy though, good their weights are never officially stated.But the thing that breaks my immersion more is that there's no betting in the umaverse.
>>286599445>>286600817>>286602136>>286603973The fact that there is no focus on uma on human rape and abuse shows this was written by hacks. Umas are all female, so they have to have sex with men.
My gorilla horse wife animated when?
>>286606397The black history of Mongolian uma tribe campaign is too taboo to be spoken openly over there.
>>286609050Based.
So why aren't they making more Uma Musume projects? I want to see Star Blossom animated. Or another movie.
>>286609890It was the humans' fault for resisting. It didn't happen anyway and even if it did they'd have deserved it.
>>286610494They could just have asked nicely
>>286609050>>286609934Reminder that she's the poster girl on the official calendar of the month when she died, Cygames knew.
>>286606397>>286609890>The origins of uma training is that it was used as a way for men to get bodyguards to protect them from horse rapeTruly dark days indeed. Good thing we are past them!
>>286612947Don't ask what Super Creek does on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
>>286599445GIWTWM
>>286599445
They should put more emphasis on how they damage their feet, blistered soles and all that shit.
>>286599445Trainers have a special resistance to their fated Umas.
>>286616310
>>286616325
>>286616337
>>286615421Read Manhattan Cafe's career
Don't all humans have a uma gene in this? Female babies can randomly be an uma even if her parents are normal.
>>286613443No, I am not playing goo goo babies!
>>286605449>But the thing that breaks my immersion more is that there's no betting in the umaverse.>>286609890>The black history of Mongolian uma tribe campaign is too taboo to be spoken openly over there.Uma Musume universe is horse-afterlife. That is why there is no mention of wars or gambling. All the humans are actually angels. The horses are reliving their days of glory.
>>286599445Trainers have to be in pique physical condition since they also have to take care of their umas when they go into heat.
>>286617116Becoming a toreina at Tracen needs a super difficult education, which likely includes something about your physique being incredible
>>286616989Isn't just the real world but Umas replacing horses in history
>>286616870I think it's one of the things where both need to have the gene even if they don't show it
I wonder if there are any people who became trainers only because there sister is a Uma
>>286617866Uma = reborn historical race horses from another world with the same name (for some reason)Don't worry about it.>>286617913No idea if any medium ever talks about it, what we know is that human woman can get both, while uma can only get male human or more uma girls. Reminder that if you're a boy, your uma mother has heavily improved smell AND HEARING.>>286617950Some did because of their childhood friends, see no reason why some might do it for family reasons.
It's odd how there are only one known disable Uma
>>286617991She isn't even a full on cripple either, she has just has a hard time walking for a long time.
>>286618008So still disable by law
>>286618029
>>286617980I really wish something would show more stuff about the world outside of the whole racing stuff
>>286617980>Reminder that if you're a boy, your uma mother has heavily improved smell AND HEARING.I wouldn't wish that upon anyone
>>286617950>>286617980>Get bullied by uma imouto>Get forced into servitude by uma onee>Uma mom makes you play goo goo babies with her whenever she gets nostalgicTruly a scary reality.
>>286618106Sometimes the questions are more fun than the creativity of the person answering them. Boring, sure, but I prefer the fan theories around certain topics.>>286618133Umama will ALWAYS know when you're jerking off, or HAVE jerked off, there is no hiding.>>286618143T B F this can happen without the uma aspect as well... which is arguably wore
>>286599445Trainers are mostly the children of human men and Uma, which is why they love the sport and inherit some of their super strength.
>>286618213To be fair there must be some trainers who are Umas
>>286618207At least when it comes to regular females you can overpower them. But what can you do against uma family members?You can't even run away because they'll hunt you down easily. Your ass is grass to them!
Uma Musume is the franchise that most effectively separates old anime watchers from hood weebs/covid anime fans.
>HUR DUR SHIFT AUTO POST HAHA LOLFuc kyou 4chanX, FUCK YOU!>>286618269>you can overpower them.Not when you're been taught and trained to become the bitch you are by onee and mama from the get go, then you're fucked on an emotional level no matter what lmao.>>286618285Could've just said "Anime fans and normalfags" or something.
>>286618325>Could've just said "Anime fans and normalfags" or something.sorry I'm an autist and tend to describe things to much when it's not needed
What would Glock be selling because in real life they also sell horse cum
You think they know how to fight? Jungle Pocket from the movie has a noticeable nick in one of her ears (its still there on the game's model but very hard to see) so I just assume she got in a bad tussle and lost a bit of it
God I need to go to bed...>>286618403>they also sell horse cumI prefer to forget about that random fun fact
>>286618435go away movie only tard
>>286618497based, movie tourists are subhumans
>>286618497I'll have you know I've seen seasons 1 and 2 plus Cinderella Gray but I still prefer the movie just cause it has Manhattan Cafe in it
I still think about her sometimes...my American Uma Wife...
>>286618539Fake gyaru love
>>286618513What's with the wolfcut obsession for Twitter artists? Like, 7 out of 10 are girls with this haircut and maybe 2 tones hair, and a choker or something?
>>286599685There's no such thing as "Uma genes"
>>286618589I could never wrap my head around most fashion trends so I couldn't tell ya. Personally I think a good high ponytail is peak sex
THE UMA PLAGUE IS AN INFECTION, A VIRUS, LAS PLAGAS!
>>286618635The Statue of Liberty is an Uma Musume
Spe-chan :)
>>286618661WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK THE UMA MENACE THEY NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM THIS HUMAN PLANET OF HOURS THEY CANT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OVER OUR LIFESI'M TOTALLY NOT A SEETHING HUMAN FEMALE SHUT UP YOU INCEL
>>286618709In the uma world, human females are much more docile, feminine, and submissive, since if they're not, they will be lost to the much more superior umas, and they will go extinct. There's no feminists, no blue hair nose ring freaks, no HR girls, NOTHING, AND THEY STILL LOSE, LMAO!
>>286618780God Uma are so fucking cool and hot as at the same time, fuck femcel bitches
>>286618752The thing I love most about Uma is that this franchise ass fucked any shonen slop whenever it aired, and the seething and coping of shonentards resulted. It's pure bliss.
>>286609050That's a stallion
>>286618994hot
>>286599445Who is the strongest horse of them all?
>>286618994Gentildonna is a mare
>>286619168...is what 'she' wants you to believe
>>286619178They're all girls anon, I dunno what you're projecting
>>286619168
>She's not a mare I swear it's a stallion!Typical cope by people pretending not to love Gentle Wife.
>>286619235holy fuck go away no one likes you
>>286619224She would turn your pelvis into dust
>>286619254Fan art tells me otherwiseI CAN SURVIVE HER HUGS!
>>286619168Hmm, how true is that? I never noticed all of that trait to figure out if the horse they are based off of is either male or female.
>>286619488The entire points of the pants is so you can tell what gender the IRL horse is/was, same for the stuff they have on the ear, if it's left or right as seen on the image.
>>286618575the game should let you stack up duplicate umas in the winning lives instead of needing modding, I'd love to see an all-Espo version of this live since she does it best
>>286619168you can just...look up the horse names and find out....
>>286618780I'm pretty sure they're very expensive to maintain and the age fuckery (a 7yo in the body of a highschooler) may deter some people.
>>286619168So, female mizugis are normal? Can you post them? I missed it in the beach episodes.
>>286619168>left wear shorts to hide their futa horse cock
>>286618497>>286618512Unless you actually played the gacha, you're all just secondaries.
>>286619577Everyone at Tracen uses the same swimsuit no matter what gender the real horse was, all that changes is whether they have shorts or bloomers in-game
>>286619605>Unless you actually played the gacha, you're all just secondaries.Nah, the gachas are for the sheep to be manipulated by the devs, to fund the cream of the crop, which is the anime, and rarely offline video games.
>animeonlies are the ones calling others secondariesKek. Insecurity at its finest.
>Proud of being in a Skinner boxKek. What a loser.
I rewatched the movie recently and it's still peak (as in cap)
>>286619947Tachyon was the only good thing about it.Also a shame that Pokke's VA is unemployed.
If Cygames ever remade Season 1, do you think Special Week's career is actually interesting enough to get the Cinderella Gray treatment? Is her run noteworthy enough for a more serious retelling?
>>286620480Why would they remake something that's already perfect as is?
>>286620435She really did a good job.
>>286619488newfags please explode
>>286619605nigga I played since Creek and Taishin banners from JP, you're like a little baby to me
>>286621045yes, just like MHA, Chainsawman and one piece once got fucked by cingerella gray not long ago. CULTURAL FENOMENO my nigga
>>286621045are you the filippino CP spammer from /v/? how pathetic can yo get fucking hell please just kys it's poitiful to look at you
>>286621099he can't cry to jannies here
based
>>286599445Nanomachines; they harden in response to physical trauma
>>286599445When the FUCK are they going to announce Cinderella Gray season 2?
>>286622840Witletbro...
>>286621045I know, right? A racebaiting thread died for this!
>>286622840Uma ears should not be that big
>>286619206>>286619254>>286619271I want to give her a massage.
American Trainer pick your Uma
>>286622915NTA but he's right, we only have 2 cours of 1 season, there's not a cingray s2 yet. Maybe it's kagurabachi production causing the delay?
>dude Uma Musume is like totally HMOFA territory lmaoTrust me, you do not want that kind of attention coming into the franchise
>>286624347lucky i don't even know wtf is that
>>286618234There are actually, in the manga Belno Light(Oguri Cap's best friend) becomes a trainer in-training
>>286618435Pokke was in an uma gang. https://youtube.com/watch?v=KtOdb2g9EO4Look how she threatened to beat up Tachyon.
>>286620480I feel like two gos at the story (especially with how the second go in the game main story was already a great do-over to treat that period better) are pretty much all they'll be doing for Spe, it would be a bit much to have a third version IMO>>286620435She's still busy with Princession Orchestra appearances and whatnot as far as I can tell
>>286618106What I find really weird is how the concept of horsegirl clans like Satono and Mejiro exists in-universe but they never go into detail on how it works or what part the male side of the family plays into it.Mejiro McQueen seemingly doesn't have parents but rather the head of her household is her grandmother(an uma) and she's got a ton on humans on staff, Satono Diamond has parents(human dad and uma mom) but what about the other Satono girls?And on the other hand Kitasan Black constantly brings up her human dad but it's like her uma mom doesn't existWhy was Oguri Cap's mom single? Where's her dad?
>>286616989the most reddit theory I've ever seen
>>286625996it definitely does get weird when the setting wants sires and dams to be contemporaneous students with their spawn, we've only seen definitive evidence of the conventional human papa and uma mama making more umas, I keep seeing both EN and even JP people who swear that there's supposed to be a possibility of a human couple having an uma but much like the claim about owners having a melty over things like the Kinkame and Amazon clip or the iceskating from that infamous 2016 trailer it's a repeated unsourced claim that doesn't seem to have anything more substantive behind it than vague hearsay
>>286618589you don't like chokers? what are you a faggot?
>>286625996The not-so-subtle implication is Tracen Academy doubles as an etiquette school for umas so they can marry into rich human families, racing is just a part of it.It's why there are umas who seemingly never race at all, it's the PE class and the really good ones turn pro.
We've seen umas give birth to other umas but do humans birth umas and for that matter do umas sometimes birth humans
>>286626638>it's a repeated unsourced claim that doesn't seem to have anything more substantive behind it than vague hearsayIt actually came from me. I said that a normal human couple could have Uma daughters as something I deduced in a Cingray thread. Tourists just went along with it, and now it's considered a fact even though the game never said it. The only fact is that Uma needs a human male to reproduce since they're a female-only species.
>>286627060This guy is right on the money, it's why Belno Light made it to tokyo despite being a complete shitter on the racetrackHer family owns a chain of sports goods store
Why are they running?
>>286628248They are born to run.
>>286627589I wish we could have seen more cute moments with KB and her dad
>>286626638The confusion also stems from season1 where Special Week had a human mom, even tho it's repeated ad nauseum she's not her biological mother
>>286628248hors IRL from birth instinctively think "hurrrrr go fast is fun" and looking at jockey cams in G1 races you can see why, being able to zoom around on your own power like that in the open air not behind a windshield or anything is a big rush that hors (and consequently uma musume) can't resist. an uma musume may not be able to run as fast as a car's top speed but being able to go at an average car speed on her own two legs any time without having to get into something else to do it for her is understandably appealing IMO, and since the named non-OC umas are all based on thoroughbreds there's the added aspect of being born to be competitive and wanting to be faster than other umas
Okay but what if horses were big?
>>286628789More pussy to eat
>>286628789
>>286628504it's confusing for speed watcher, her uma mom died giving birth to her and her mom's trainer adopted her, what's there to be confuse about, are you a retard?
>>286628995Half of the fanbase only interacts with "the lore" through the games or youtube shorts with obnoxiously loud music
>>286628995What about the mother's mate? Where is Grendel's father!?
The epidemic of fatherlessness in umas can be explained by how their heat cycles work, when the time comes they just find the nearest good looking human man and have their way with him leaving him broken and traumatized
>>286629505Estrus season must be an interesting time for male torenas
So, thinking about it: realistically, in a history where Umas have existed since ancient times, Umas would naturally end up in positions of power and royalty. They are human+ in terms of physical ability. This is pretty much undeniable. And while that might not mean as much in the modern day, in the ancient world their physical abilities would have been a *massive* advantage. They are not invulnerable, but in a direct fight between a human and an uma with pre-gunpwder weapons I'd bet on the Uma every time. This means that for the thousands of years of human history and pre-history where strength of arms determines who is king, the Umas are going to be impossible to ignore. And Umas breed more Umas, so once an Uma ends up in a marriage with some king or noble? With nobility intermarrying with each other across Europe they would just sort of spread until they were everywhere in terms of noble families.Now, combine this with the fact that horses are naturally matriarchal, and now you have a recipe for there being horse girl martriarchal nations with an unbroken line of Uma queens. Amazons but real and with horse ears.
Seeing random "ree this thread bad ree thread died" posts every few hours is oddly amusing to me. The reddit posts are cringe tho, fuck those.>>286620480>Remade S1Stop remaking shit, create NEW things, or adapt good manga like Brian's, you goddamn witlets.>>286622840Satono-steintard...
>>286629842It's an open secret Toreinas bang some of their trainees, like when Mihono Bournon just flat out stole her Toreina's jacket to let everyone know he was taken.Or why did that other dude put up with Gold Ship's bullshit for years? They were banging
>>286600817Vodka died to this
>>286630297I like how he just went along with it and never wore a shirt again
>>286630297>>286630479>The strongest and coolest toreina are all clearly Yakuza, or at least ex member
>>286628248They are born for it.
>>286630297>she calls her trainer "Master" and absolutely nobody bats an eyeIt's the worst kept secret in the world
>>286628943So if a horse is to stand on its hind legs it would be around 2.5~3m?
>Calls him "master" and nobody bats an eyeImagine if she called you "Tore-chan" or "tore-chi", wouldn't that be the worst? haha...
>>286628789>>286628943disguting
>>286630986
>>286627518I’m a newfriend to the franchise but aren’t umas capable of birthing sons?
>>286631028yeah, Chiyono O and others have normal brothers
>>286631028>>286627518I thought i heard somewhere that Umas can birth normal male and females but also Umas because isn't one of the NPC trainers in the game born of one
>>286630107>Amazons but real and with horse ears.Human women would be long extinct if Umas weren’t so slow and good natured.
>>286618143You should learn something from your absolute Chad dad that knocked up an uma three times in a row.
>>286631028Female human can birth Sons, Daughters, and potentially Uma, they have to come from something in the end.Uma meanwhile can have human sons and more uma, as has been mentioned hours ago.
>>286631081>I thought i heard somewhere that Umas can birth normal male>>286627589
Kitasan Black is not a good MC, she comes across as whiny when she never had to deal with injuries and her biggest obstacle was just her lack of confidence, her rivalries with Satono Diamond and Duramente barely matter at allIn the end she even ends up with more G1 wins than Tokai Teio
>>286629505I would let Grass break me without regrets
>>286629505I'm positive that Umas respect consent and won't do things their trainer won't like.
>>286632661Read neigha! Read her career scenario! Super Creek just gets away with her crimes in public and no can say anything against it!
NNNYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
We are overdue for some dirt kino. The TOP Umadol deserves her own movie or show
I don't know what people see in goldship.Way too masculine for me.
>>286633204No. Dumb bird keeps taking wins from me.
Sex with Gold City while calling her a beautiful racer.
>>286633656>t. someone who's using ogurifat, taikimutt, and torta gordita deserved
Cygames no. I need to preserve the white race, don't tempt me with black booty.
>>286622840No idea but I'm waiting for it too.https://youtu.be/7pGCjGV1VME?si=jKGN12TE8GQ5Kjl0
>>286623091shut up nerd
>>286634004RICE DONKEY
>>286620435>Tachyon was the only good thing about it.>Forgetting Fuji’s titsFor shame
>>286634066You know what you're completely right. Shame on me.
>>286633211>way too mascu--MMMNNGFGFHHHH
>>286633656We would get to see her humilliation ritual at the Satsuki Sho
>>286633211Gold Ship is really beautiful without her stupid head gear.
What about poser american horses that will do anything to win?
>>286634718I'm still way behind on the manga but in accordance with the history she jobs hard on the next JC
>>286633211She's not masculine, she's just deranged
>>286634642Still acts like an autistic man
Why does Gentildonna crush iron balls and hits the Golden Freiza when she ults. What did she do at stable that made everyon see her as super stromg horse?
>>286635032IRL she's fucking huge by mare standards and very masculine.
>>286632864Just run away if uma tries to assault youIt's not hard
we do NOT bully umas with long ears here. Bullying is reserved for /v/
>>286635211Actual horse lore that has hilarious Uma implications: if you find yourself at risk of being run down by a horse, take your shirt or your jacket off and swing it above your head in a circle. Horses are a superstitious and cowardly lot. They won't like the motion of you swinging your shirt above your head like that, because nothing in nature moves that way. So they will want to go around you, giving *whatever the fuck that is* you are doing a wide berth. Unless, of course, the horse is really mad at you specifically and is actually trying to harm you. But at that point you are probably fucked anyway.
>>286632864Dammit, I could swear I saw a piece of fanart of her literally tying down her trainer(husband) so he can't leave the house while heavily pregnant and with two little daughters already and now I can't find it
>>286635418dementiabro?..... >>286619202
>>286630107So something like this?
>>286635211>Outrunning an UmaWe all saw what happened when Trainer-san tried to escape Gold Ship.
>>286634004Rice Shower is a kind polite girl, she wouldn't know what flipping the bird even is in the first place
>>286635032I like the trivia about Gold Ship being scared of her.
>>286633211Anime gave her a bit more “handsome” features but she doesn’t act very masculine imo. She’s just a sperg(which is the appeal).
>>286630107I can only fathom entire fields and forests horribly littered with the bodies of dead umas in failed charges during their WW1, and all of the beaches during the vast amount of amphibious landings in WW2
>>286635974Don't be sad. Instead imagine american Umas during the prohibition literally just outrunning the cops delivering contraband alcohol, dressed like mobsters with holes cut in the hats for their ears.
>>286635974Countless others before you had that same thought and that's why they agreed the whole war thing is lame and to cut it out, or to at least leave umas out of it because they deserve to be happy
>>286635974nonsense, warfare involving umas simply entails bonking enemy umas with a funny squeaky hammer and if an uma's hit she goes "muriiiii~~" and falls asleep
>>286635547Never trust an Uma who asks you to play "Mongols and Farmers"
>>286634718>fake gyaru>secretly psychotic>bullies Tamamo CrossI want to start a family with her
>>286636206intrigued... I'm going to fall for it
>>286634718Reminder that the orange uma that she hates so much quite literally did nothing wrong
>reddit ship spammer>/pol/tards>other random outsider that don't care for the game, and especially not the manga/anime content, or are movie only tardswhat a terrific thread
>>286636806Why don't you come to /v/ instead?
I legit cried when she pulled off her first G1All the Satono girls were bawling their eyes out, her mom included, and I was right there with them
>>286636806sounds like your average /a/ thread these days
>>286634769also where oguri turns into simp helios for a bit
>>286637001>lose race>get kicked out of the housewhat the fuck?
Can someone tell me which sub group is the best for BOANE to torrent? My only friend that plays Uma is on vacation and we didn't realize the last showings are tonight, less than two weeks since it came to theaters. I'm not driving 50 minutes both ways to see a movie alone.
>>286633211goldshit and tachyshit are the most reddit prone umas
>>286643085baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>286606397>He doesn't know
>>286606397Gold City and CB raped me last night, it's horrbile
>>286618106They will in the inevitable uma musume AAA game
when will they annouce the next season? just stop making that dumb cat anime and that shonenslop cynigga
>>286643842I thought the ending of season two is good. And Oguri the horse's story after that is no longer interesting.
>>286643883>no longer*not as
>>286628248For the love of the game
>>286643883>>286643901Arima Kinen 1990?
>>286643883*cour 2
>>286643883I kinda hate that they're slaves to "cannon" when it comes to the Umas. I'd kill for a Oguri show about her bumming around school after flunking out the first time
>>286643996>I hate this this anime that's an adaptation of a manga is a "slave to what it's adapting".If you want super chill random stuff ask them to write a manga that's about ogu being super chill, not her race history.
>>286643996Due to honor they don't want to make the horse owners mad Which is the whole reason Sun Visor exists because there'd be no way the real horses owner would be okay with what they did with it
>>286626638>like the claim about owners having a melty over things like the Kinkame and Amazon clip or the iceskating from that infamous 2016 trailerqrd?
>>286644138>bullshit "owners mad" hearsays from reddit>movie only retards>ackshually let me teach you le funny horse facts attitudeyeah it checks out, tourists need to be skinned alive over 300 days
>>286644206>Schizo post coming up with fan fiction to boogieman If only your mother fell down the stairs when she was pregnant with you so you wouldn't have wasted her time like you do ours
>>286644205funny how all this "lore" came from 1(one) redditor from r/anime when season 1 aired
>>286644138>Which is the whole reason Sun Visor exists because there'd be no way the real horses owner would be okay with what they did with itWhich also makes me wish they did a Cinderella Grey style series with nothing but OC's maybe have more drama and character moments that the main series can't do due to the real horses owners. Hell get deeper into the physical and mental impact racing has on the Umas
>>286644138>reason Sun Visor existsQRD?
>>286644224if only you're not a brownoid subhuman tourists from sea then this franchise would be even better to enjoy
>>286644230nevermind then
>>286644206Just give us uma musume trivia not in the anime paid-shill-kun
Gotta love when some faggot gets a bug up his ass then decides to drag the thread down taking it out on the rest of us
>>286644276yeah you can check it for yourself, he wrote lengthy rumors how this or that "owners" got mad about stuffs and pull the horses so cygame can't make them uma musume, I think he got it from bilibili or taiwan social medias>>286644301uma musume hate niggers and sea, also south asian
>>286643288I really, genuinely love this song so much. One of, if not the, most 2000 song of all time
>>286623590Left, she reminds me of my first friend from when I was in school that died when a car ran a red light.
>>286635211>run awayAre you a fucking cheetah?
>>286644318Ironic faggots gotta be ironic "le ebin troll" faggotsNothing new
>>286599445He's just built different (built for Umanko, that is)
>>286599445He built different
>>286623590Right
>>286616902Don't remember asking
>>286635678I don't, since it has no basis in reality.
>>286645486Yeah, it came from faggot youtubers who get their "info" from social media retards.
>>286645544>clickbait sloptuber who gets his information from clickbait sloptweetsthe slop pipeline
>>286644260IRL Suzuka deadIRL Sun Visor won her raceAnime Suzuka isn't deadAnime Sun Visor has her rightful win "stolen" by Suzuka in her comeback race
>>286643996They should do more stuff like the BNW OVAs where they had a fun fanfic idea to get a bunch of different gens involved in the same thing and it should have a lot of Brian again
>>286613443I can't look at rattles, bibs, or baby bottles the same after what she did to me...
>>286646742I still need to watch those OVAs. I don't know why I haven't yet I've even read Star Blossom.
>>286646724>Sun VisorOkay. So, no "Sun Flare", because Suzuka alive. Cygames created Sun Visor as fuck you to the owners of Sun Flare instead of just completely erasing Sun Flare from Uma Musume canon.
>watch movie >it's a 11/10 experience>look up other seasons>Cafe isn't in them>no desire to watchIt's that shrimple
>>286646959she appears in the BNW OVAs and Umayon
>>286643085we don't care about elitism here sis
we dont care for movie only retards here
>>286599445This shitshow could have been so much better without the (male) trainer self-insert bullshit
we dont care for movie only retards here (actually we do because we respond to them every single time)
we love movie only cuties here
we
We don't care for anything, includeing movie only cuties and especially not /yuri/ fans that think they're woman..
