>unrealistic group of 10/10 instathot females in prime fucking age>instead of self-indulging they are hellbent on playing in DEATH GEIMU>white hair starts solving a rubiks cube>enter shonen mode, eyes disappear, "hrrrhgh KA...ME....HA...ME......">everyone looks at her like "NANI is her powerlevel?????? is it even her final form da???" as if they were completely oblivious>background band starts playing some sad violin, it's barely noticeable>director didn't even bother to make it sound like real BGM, maybe didn't have money for it, it's some DAW slopmusic>protagonist saves the day in epic glorious anime fashionliterally another weebonese teenage fuckgirl fantasy
>>286611518Realizing this just now? It's the sort of show you really need to turn your brain off to enjoy. I don't care really, Carl's show is very funny BECAUSE I can't take it seriously. Also the discussions here on /a/.
>>286611518>in prime fucking ageThey're not 18.
>>286611848Yeah, prime fucking age.
>>286611900Epstein...
sex with Carl
sex with Carla
>>286612053I love Carl
>>286611848Some of them are. This is a 20 year old woman.
>>286611518>protagonist saves the day in epic glorious anime fashion
>>286611518Holy shit, 2D fantasies are unrealistic?! Stop the fucking presses!
Mating press with Carl
>>286612642Sex on the Table with Carl
>>286611518
>>286612642>>286612673big if true
>>286612673Playing Sex Games with Carl on the Table
Does Carl's tiny cluttered apartment even have a fucking table?
>>286612053>>286612063>>286612094>>286612642>>286612673>>286612845The thread is dead you can stop samefagging now
>>286612845>Carl's Sweaty Smell Particles
>>286612907Ok Mishiro.
>>286612935That table is awfully low to the ground for fuckering.
>>286612984Carl's kinda short, so it could work.
>>286611518So you rather see them sleeping around and ruining their lives with unwanted pregnancies?
>>286613163Yes
>>286612949Mishiro would samefag about sex with Carl.
>>286613300Mishiro wouldn't want other anons thinking about sex with Carl, so she would keep it to herself.
>>286613283>Saki gets tricked into playing death games>Becomes addicted to killing cute girls8/8
>>286611518Why do retarded zoomers get upset at fiction being fictional?
>>286613642Josuke can't bring them back...
>>286611518>enter shonen mode, eyes disappear, "hrrrhgh KA...ME....HA...ME......">everyone looks at her like "NANI is her powerlevel?????? is it even her final form da???" as if they were completely obliviousPicked back up.
>>286613531Mishiro bids on the body parts Carl loses in each death game so she can coom with them.
>>286613300Someone needs to grab from Mishiro's computer all the Carl smutfics she wrote.
There she was, the most beautiful girl in the world. The girl who had turned my life upside down not even a year ago. Her uncaring visage conveying exactly how she looked down upon us all, those who she deemed lesser than herself. But that would change today, I would reign victorious over my sworn enemy. I take out my ***** and ready it, hard and strong in my hand, desiring to feel her flesh wrapped around it. Catching her off guard I pull her warm body towards mine and with a heavy grunt and push, I penetrate her. Over and over again my ***** enters her. The usual expressionless face she showed scrunches in pain as my ***** forces its way inside. But before long she's lifeless in my arms, giving herself to me as if she were spent, her tensed muscles relaxing. It's easier to thrust in and out now, but I still continue. It's not enough, it's never enough.sword
>>286611518hey it's this copypasta again
>>286611518>whadaya mean anime isn't realistic? reeeeee
>Anime isn't realisticI mean the files showed rich people do much worse than just making the underage girls kill themselves but sure.
>>286614103look it's right here >>286493878
>>286611518women were never real
>>286611848
>>286613845>Carl looked down from on high>Her eyes were wondrous orbs, scintillating in the shadow of the morning sun>Perfect lips whispered my end with every slow breath>Even the Wind knelt to her whims; turning locks of white hair hypnotically>I couldn't even breathe in her presence>Any mistake was death>She could kill me at any time... and I would thank her>For crushing a worm like me, who ever dared crawl in her presence>Just one look was enough for me to know that all my efforts were for naught>I fell to my knees as Carl walked towards me>Each step a moment in time everlasting>Her dress fluttered as she moved>Revealing skin of smooth ivory>Teasing me >Taunting me>I closed my eyes as her footsteps stilled>A hand cupped my cheek as tears fell from my eyes>It was over. She never even needed to say a word.>We both knew where I belonged.
I wish the director wasn't such a hack.There is literally no good reason to move candle woods after gold baths.
>>286614735If you think that's bad wait until S2 where he moves Cloudy Beach after Royal Palace.
>>286614784Please don't joke about this, it's making me hopeful.
>>286614784>Royal Palace.I've seen some fun tweets in the past week from Japanese readers saying that vol5 is the 'wall of thirty' for the LN and a lot of them were filtered there.
>>286614930I don't see how the LN could filter anyone by that point unless there was a lack of Carl.
>>286614949>Ueno >Royal PalaceI can only get so hard thinking of how amazing this would be
>>286614930Who would drop it after the best part?
>>286614930I'm filtered by the fact that vol6 isn't out and I'm a dekinai and I won't read the MTL shit.
>>286615263there's only one road to not being a dekinai but at least you have moral principles
>>286615263I'm right there with you in how retarded I am. I keep trying to learn japanese and I keep sucking at it. I'm just going to have to grind it every day and get good, or at this rate I'll die without ever learning moon runes.
>>286615263>>286615408Do it for Carl.
>>286611518>#2 in Series SalesCarl is too powerful to be stopped
>>286615624I'm surprised how low LN sales are comparative to manga volume sales which can reach couple hundred thousands or a million.
>>28661184818 isn't even a prime number retard
>>286611518Shit directing killed the anime
>>286615725but it saved the threads
>>286614336>Illya and Chloe's age (11) on the same level as 28 on that chartMakes sense, neither are fertile.
kinko...
>>286616108I miss her...
>>286614386Hopefully her pet loli never read those.
>>286612935>Smell particlesPreservation treatment removed that.
>>286616204Mishiro has probably told Riko multiple times "everything I do to you I imagine Yuuki doing to me"
>>286616258Mishiro wanted her head pat and to lick Carl's carlussy
>>286616334She's so relatable
>>286616511Mishiro was truly our girl.
>>286616511>Long day at work>Shit boss>Come home late>Dead tired>Stay-at-home Carl feeds you ice cream>Pats your head>Offers to kill your boss if he keeps fucking you over>Cuddles at night>Feeling better
>>286616769Carl is also relatable and our girl.But I also want to fuck Carl.It's a weird dichotomy.
>>286616887Carl is our girl in terms of lifestyle.Mishiro is our girls in terms of sexual fantasies about Carl.
>>286616969And Moegi is our girl in terms of how useless we are at everything.
The play writer in oshi no ko s2 makes me think of Ueno so much, the misunderstood hero working overtime to salvage the situation and receiving all of the hate
Next episode will be ____good.
>>286617746if it isn't i will flip the table, food and carl and all.
>>286612191She was saved from this deranged world
>>286618216Carl, the Hero
Carl has a new thread!
>>286617716>Ueno working overtime to add flames to the cars in Blender
Someone post the .webmYou know the one.
>>286618588
>>286618600Patapatapatapata
You haters and shitposters need to be thrown into a death game where you all die. This show will be considered a modern classic in a few years.
>>286618643This will never be popular or good, but will be forgotten instantly after the ending.
>>286618643I hear that preservation treatment makes you gay, isn't that a bit extreme to wish on someone?
>>286618673I will never forget Carl.
>>286618673Get run over by a flaming car, fag.
>>286618689All contestents are cosplay girls, so you'll be turned into one to make it fair.
OH FUCK THE CARS ARE ON FIRE
>>286618762But when are the Carls going to be on fire?
>>286618690I could never forget Carl. I don't think I've seen such a relatable protagonist before.
>>286618600Again, not the correct .webm, but I'll allow it.
Why is Carl such a raging lesbian holy shit
>>286618997
I come back to the thread hrs later and this one highly autistic retard is still talking to himself
>>286619138All me, I'm the only one here
>>286619054God I wish this was me...
>>286619138All this samefagging is weird, but calling yourself out is getting into actual insanity. Get help.
>>286618843>I don't think I've seen such a relatable protagonist before.What about Elaina? Carleina
>>286619050Carl didn't have much of a choice with Hakushi mentoring her.
>>286619185If this show was more popular, would we have anons crying that Carl is immoral?
>>286619185To be honest, I haven't seen Wandering Witch. I only know it from the memes.
>>286619138But that describes all the posts in every Shibou Yuugi thread
>>286618762Wouldn't that also mean no matter what you do, there's always someone worse than you?
>>286611848>They're not 18.Too old
>>286619208I'm glad Ueno and Carl filtered those retards.
>>286612683Funny how they have a loudener: https://youtu.be/A-seQEwN3BM?t=35
>>286612683>LNfags say for weeks Candle Woods will explain everything>Watch Candle Woods and it tells me that I have to figure out the rest myself10/10 troll, I have to admit.
Cute Carl
Fat Fuck Carl
Carl getting clean
Sex Carl
>>286619720>Carl Holding the Wolf PuppetIs this foreshadowing?
>>286611518>prime fucking ageBut none of them are hags...
I'm mad these character designs got wasted in such shit plots
>>286619803Almost as if they were in a sort of Garbage Prison
>>286619803Moegi getting wasted in Kyara's Plots
>>286614336>13 is primechecks out.
For such a cheap show this sure gets a lot of threadsWould you say it's because of the polarizing choices the director made?
>>286620335It's because we all love Carl
>>286620335I'll stab the director to death if it got me my own Carl.
>>286620335The unique way Ueno directed Ghost House drew people in who would normally avoid a generic low budget death game anime. This allowed us to realize the truth of Carl's greatness and now we can't help but to post about Carl.
>>286620335It's not just the number of /a/ shitposts, the show is doing pretty well everywhere. Will likely get a season 2 announced.
>>286620552The amazing thing I've seen from some is that even if they trash the anime they'll read the novels or manga, once they've been exposed to the series, it's like they need to know more and that pushes it further.
How does Ueno do it? Even with all his flaws he still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other directors.
>>286615624And I thought western literature was doomed.
>>286620599He keeps hitting you in the feels, even if he does or is forced to cut content.
>>286611518this ln/anime is dogshit, like offensively dogshit, I regret ever reading it
>>286621008Where did Carl touch you?
>>286612683Who the FUCK is this chickI watch every ep of this piece of shit week after week, and I don't even know what's going on half of the time
The face Kyara makes when you make her wear tight clothing.
>>286621160The tutorial woman
>>286621160The tutorial has concluded, please figure the rest out yourselves
>>286621245[LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR] plays internally
>>2866118484 yeara too old
>>286611518Half of that didn't happen, are you retarded?
I unironically love the short story readings last episode. I've been listening to roudoku ever since. I hope Moegi goes out like a nighthawk.
Hey /a/ wanna see something scary? CANDLE WOODS
>>286619692everything will still be explained in candle woodsexcept for what ueno cuts
I want to believe the next episode will be good. But I don't think there's enough copium in the world to be that delusional
>>286623497It all hinges on what famous song gets licensed this time. Believe in Ueno.
>>286611518Yuki needs to show her feet more.White haired girls have the sexiest feet.
Mo'eggy
>>286623618fun at the literature club
>>286623497Sure thing bro, just 10 more episodes and we can get above 50% approval.
>>28661565390+% of manga sales don't even reach 100k per volume. Still more than LN sales on average which don't reach 100k in 99+% of cases, but talking about a million in manga sales is really limited to an extremely tiny minority that's not reached by 99.9+% of manga.
Season 3 can't come fast enough
>>286623618cool school chime sound,would be shame if something bad happen there
bye bye
>>286619720Wish they were dressed in actual togas in this instead of white dresses.
>>286630449It was kind of weird when they pulled the>white dresses? don't you see the massive hint? obviously the game theme is Greece
>>286619720>>286619732>>286619742>>286619752Damn, these are super cute.
>>286611518is carl /our female ayanokoji/
>>286631987I wish, that's the only way you could improve Carl.
>>286632154>Improve CarlAn impossible task
>>286631987>I estimated from the start that a game with 4 beginners, one second timer, and one regular would have a survival limit of 3 players.>Ever since I saw Momono seducing Beniya, I knew that they were the optimal pair to let survive to avoid any issues arising during the game or in the future. No one here has any potential, but anyone can become a hindrance if not dealt with carefully.>As soon as I saw Kokutou being careless around a trap, I was intentionally slow to warn her so that she would kindly off herself. It was helpful to get a death in quickly to keep the other players prompt and serious.>After unlocking my handcuff, I chose not to interfere. I knew that Beniya would be the most aggressive player, and that she would make sure Momono survived.>After that, I knew that Momono was too weak-willed to make the choice on her own who to save and would leave the key on the center of the platform. I knew that Kinko and Aoi lacked the arm span to reach the key. I knew that Aoi wouldn't have the resolve to do anything about this, and that Kinko would be the one to survive.>The next room worked out perfectly for me. By preventing Kinko's sacrifice and building a bond with her mimicking the one that Beniya and Momono had, I had not only fully erased any remaining suspicion, but would be pitied for my next action. Neither of them would tell a soul what I did, confident that it was more painful for me than it was for them. They'd simply be grateful that the two of them were together.>They'd never suspect the truth. I felt nothing beyond surface-level attraction for Kinko. Not for Aoi. Not for Kokutou. Momono was probably out of the picture, but I might encounter Beniya again, and if I did I would not hesitate to kill her if it suited me. And she would have her guard down, happy to see the familiar face of someone she could count on.>My play was optimal. 28 games down.
>>286633775Carl doing Carl things
>>286634554Better Carl should have won
>>286634707Better Carl would have given Mishiro what she wanted.
>>286635282Better Carl would've kept Kinko as her body pillow
>>286635282>>286635473Better Carl is literally me
>>286635282Better Carl would use her Agent regularly to relieve her sexual tension.I'm not talking about Carl's sexual tension.
can carl beat lama carl?
I can't stop thinking about Kinko's death. One of the hottest things I've ever seen.
I'm gonna finish volume 5 tonight. Yuuki is such an adorable, dorky homo. And I know what's coming, but I bet it's still going to fuck me up. Hold me, /a/
>>286620496Ghost House? More like GOAT House.
>>286636752 Maybe knowing would make it better. I didn't know. No it wouldn't, it's not okay. Nothing is okay.
>>286620496>>286636855I don't know why so many people like Ghost House the best, especially since when the first episode aired I remember it being divisive. For me its: Scrap Building > Golden Bath > Ghost House
Sex with Yuuki. Sex with Mishiro. Sex with Kinko. Sex with the pink fatty. Sex with brown tomboy. Sex with Sumikaya. Sex with Hakushi. Sex with Kyara. Sex with Moegi.
>>286637408The first thing you see always leaves a big impression, and the 1st episode was really good. That said, for me it would be like this so far:Candle Woods > Golden Bath > Ghost House > Scrap Building
Sex with Setsuna. Sex with Setsuna. Sex with Setsuna. Sex with Setsuna. Sex with Carl's agent.
>>286611518>Yuki>10/10you can see her rib bones.
>>286637408it was the highest budget, for one. as for divisive, probably a lot of people who disliked it got filtered and left, so that would skew the ratio.
>>286637408I think being double runtime makes up for the slower pacing. That being said there weren't many offensively egregious changes either. Only after Ghost House did Ueno start on his shits and skipped Candle Woods then fucked around with the other arcs and I don't even know what that abortion of Golden Bath was supposed to be.
>>286637736Mishiro's lust for Carl saved the Golden Bath adaptation and Ueno was able to stick the landing somehow. It's great if you don't read the soirce material.
>>286637631>The first thing you see always leaves a big impression, and the 1st episode was really good.Well I'm glad people have come around because I think this anime is actually good.
>>286637408>since when the first episode aired I remember it being divisive.I doubt most people who disliked Ghost House stuck around.>I don't know why so many people like Ghost House the bestThe slower pacing to build tension works best the first go-around because you don't know anything about the setting yet. But it's losing its effectiveness as the episode count increases. Like how a monster in horror becomes less scary after you see it.Having it all in a double length episode also helped maintain the tension while the other games suffer from the weeklong breaks.The game had several mini-games to keep it interesting. There was no heavy action so the animation didn't feel as cheap.Scrap Building's game kind of sucked and was an episode too long. Golden Bath was a combat heavy game but there's no budget to animate that. Those games were hard carried by Mishiro and Carl's interactions so I can't rate them as a whole higher than Ghost House.
>>286638037The anime has done it's best when it's working off original material. The adapted stuff sucks but Moegi's sad time is 10/10
>>286638037I unironically think so to. The way it's directed just leaves me speechless, even if I didn't understand some of it the first time. I think I've rewatched each episode at least twice. The animation is really basic, but somehow so much of the art is gorgeous. I wish we had more ecchi shots though, but at least the manga did the heavy lifting for that.
>>286637692Yeah honestly she needs to be fattened up a bit.>>286638299It genuinely does a lot with its budget. It's edited well and the sound design is amazing. If you have an appreciation for these things then the show is interesting even at its slowest and most meandering. I've been enjoying everything about it other than the part where Yuuki jobbed really hard at the end of Golden Bath.
>>286611518Hey, it's Asahi Amagami!
>>286637692you're right, that bumps her up to 11/10
>>286611518This show feels genuinely bizarre to watch. Something is just off with the setting, characters and story
>>286639403Carl is an animal that deserves to be studied and given ice creme
>>286639403It's a story about a deranged world
>>286639599HNNGGG
>>286639599Carl but she's got all the Ice Cream budget Cure Arcana Shadow has.
Director-sama should reveal that Carl's ice cream addiction was caused by Hakushi buying her a cheap konbini ice cream after the fuckering
>>286640024What other Pavlovian conditioning has Hakushi forced on Carl?
Mishiro should have seduced Carl by saying she'll buy Carl ice cream after the game.
>>286639877Playing Death Games to Put PreCures on the Table
>>286640093I am the leaderNo Mishiro you are fucking stupidIce cream after the game, my treatOkay Mishiro our great leader
>>286640072Carl likes laying in bed so much because it reminds her of Hakushi giving her aftercare after fingerblasting Carl to unconsciousness
>>286640212Hugging and cuddling with Hakushi must be like cartoon depictions of floating on a cloud. God, Yuuki is so lucky.
>>286640693Hakushi brushing all of her hair to one side and Yuuki using it in place of a pillow...
>>286640806I simultaneously want to be both Hakushi and Carl in that scenario. I want to hug Carl and I want to be held by Hakushi on her hair bed.
>>286640967Kek
Why do you guys call her Carl?
>>286641447Why wouldn't you call Carl Carl?
>>286641447
>>286641623I'm surprised this has lasted as long as it has.
>>286616969>>286617007Unironically deeper than the actual show.>>286618673Nonsense, it will become The Room of anime. That's what I'm hoping.
>>286641717It's too late for it to go away at this point. Pic related really cemented it and there's too much thread unity over it.
>>286641798>make other girls take the L*turn other girls into the L-word
>>286641737Carl, what did you do to Mishiro?I did not hit her, oh hi Moegi
>>286641737Half of the people watching Carl's show think it's "The Room" of anime, and the other half thinks it's Absolute Cinema. I find this hillarious that the Japanese also think this as well about the Anime and the LN. What an amazing story.
>>286641737>>286642023It can't be The Room of anime since it is competently directed regardless what you think about the adaptation choices.
>>286642023Pic reminds me a while ago I saw this on the Japanese wiki for Convenience Store Woman>山田詠美は、「コンビニという小さな世界を題材にしながら、小説の面白さの全てが詰まっている。十年以上選考委員を務めてきて、候補作を読んで笑ったのは初めてだった」と評価した。 Specifically "this is the first time in over 10 years on the selection committee that an entry has made me laugh" made me think "wow, these people are fucking useless and should not have this job".
Sex with Carl
>>286641447The real question is why people call her Carl when her name is Kaarl
>>286642294>Wow, look at how useless this 34 year old convenience store worker is hahahaClassic case of the pot calling the kettle black. They could swap jobs and do both equally well.
>>286642717Carl Sex
>>286644762Slippery when wet Carl...
>>286644762I want to suck on Carl's toenails so bad...
>>286644762>>286645177Sorry, I meant toes. My mind got distracted by how erotic her toenails were.Nail-polish is too powerful...
Sex. With Carl. And letterboxing.
>>286645273Scraping Carl's nail polish off with your teeth...
Less than 12 hours to go now.
>>286645717Already planning my posts.
>>286645717There better be cars this week.
>>286645938The real question is will they be on fire, or will there be something new about them?
The cars are actually a hint for the game in the next volume: Fiery Highway.
>>286637692This woman needs to be forced-fed.
god i wish carl was on my table
Carl mucho sexo
>>286640693>>286640806God, Hakushi's hair is HUGE.
>>286647558Hakushi's Bush
>>286619445No.
>>286638037>>286638299It's a real show that uses the visual medium for something other than flashy battle scenes. That's rare and automatically makes this good if you care about that kind of thing at all. I actually don't understand what zoomies consider quality storytelling to be, if it's somehow completely orthogonal to that. The last comparable anime I can remember is Cyberpunk.>>286638594I can't comprehend why they thought completely cutting a pivotal fight was worth letting the characters run around whining before the final battle. The really needed to squeeze every available minute into the mirror room?
>>286648187It's a severely limited production that's using every cent to deliver the best anime it can under the heavy constraints. They don't have the money to do fancy battle scenes, but they do have the ability to construct deep meaning. They don't need to show you the fights, the ending is implied enough that you should be able to put two and two together.
The "deep meaning" is how far I want to shove my ladle down Carl's dress.
>>286648494I'm imagining Carl laying down in a cute cosplay dress and someone shoved a big ladle in it with the spoon thing at the top and she has the biggest pout on her face...
