What would you do in this situation?
>>286622172Depends on whether they're stronger than me together.If they're not, I would just push past them. If they are, I'd try to convince them to let me past.
The fork in the garbage disposal.
>>286622172kneel and look at her panties
>>286622172Look up her dress. Walk past them while they cry about it.
>>286622218>dresssaar...
>>286622172Lick left's kneepit. Then go for right's tummy.
>>286622292gaze into their robes
>>286622172Shit and piss and cry myself, people would come all over to gawk and take photos. It's not pretty, but that's the truth.
>>286622172Propose them to a wrestling match with me, 2 on 1I win regardless of the outcome
>>286622172brvtally grope their tits and asses. click their ermbarrassing pics so that i can blackmail them later and ntr'd their respective love interests
>>286622172Fight them.If I lose, I will taste defeat.If I win, I will taste the feet.
I turn around and go find and rape Galil.
>>286622172Probably freeze in shock trying to process because this is the first time in my life females have given me attention
>>286622326You say that like you're proud of it.
>>286622218Well, well, well...
Fall down the stairs on purpose and blame it on them.
>>286622172Manhandle them
>>286622172y-you too
>>286622172>ImaginationGrab and squeeze her thigh, pull her entire leg up and hang it over my shoulder, then make out with her while groping her tits>RealityAwkwardly push my way through while keeping my head down
>>286622172turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>286622416>removed the aislop logo award
>>286622172unshoe and slurp toes
>>286622172Suspend them both and call their parents
>>286622513>imaginationrape their legs>realitykindly ask if I could take their socks off
>>286622172Pile my books on top of each other and jumo over them. They can't block two sides at once.
>>286622172Does anyone have a screencap of THAT thread
>>286622172Get molested of courseIt's a molest or be molested world
>>286623776would you be ok with a link to THAT archive?
>>286624059why not
>>286622172This happened to me when I was in school. Being the based autist that I am I just walked right into her leg and kept moving.
>>286624065https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/237341365/#237341365here you go
>>286624092Thank you kind anon
>>286622172Hug. A Jap's only weakness.
>>286624257what about the common cold?
>>286622172Every japanese girl is weak when you force their heads in to your crotch. I have seen in a video.
>>286624262I don't have any of that on hand.
>>286622172Ask them to rape me
>>286622172>What would you do in this situation?Slap Jiisuri.
>>286622172Run so far away
>>286625563I've got bad news.
>>286622172Well well well I'd confess.
>>286622566/thread
>>286622172Sweep the leg.
>>286625563anon couldn't get away
>>286622172Charged punch, send them flying
>>286622172how do you get bullied by girls as a boy?
>>286622172Offer them my testicle for stomping on
>>286622172tell them to hold the pose, i'll be back in a flash with my camera!
>>286631093Pretty easy when social norms don't allow you to touch them in any way
>>286632616w-why am I in a hospital?
>>286632744To check your penis engine
>>286622172Call them retards for blocking only half the stairs when the left side that is cut-off by the image has obviously plenty enough space to pass them.
>>286622172I'm stealing this to repost next month anons
>>286622172>Real lifeTell them to get out of my way, if they dont ill just push them out of my way. If they do that again, ill tell a teacher or the principal>FictionBeat them to a bloody pulp that would give any ryonachad a throbbing boner
>>286624092That was a good thread
>>286622172My retarded wife is so cute
>>286622172Reminder anons, you can't manhandle gun girls. They are multiple times faster and hit harder than top athletes. You have to use a smoke grenade and run to the emergency stairs.
>>286639643All gun girls are weak to obstructions in their ejection port. I'm pretty sure I can provide the correction they need
>>286622172[X] Genuflect
>>286622172Turn around 360 degrees and go on through
>>286622172>What would you do in this situation?I won't do anything, I would listen to them. Because that's what noone did.
>>286622172turn 360 degrees and get a boner
The German teacher, FG-42, was the hottest.
>>286640729is this shit still going?
perfect position to get picked up into a batista bomb position
>>286622326>t. average romance shonen protagonist
>>286622172Use the other staircase. I don't have time to play stupid games.
>>286640807maybe?
Why do you guys want to rehash the same old threads where we got OC instead of making something new?
>>286639643That's exactly what makes it hot to try and fail.
>>286640083B-but they eject from there!
Surrender to FN FAL bayonet
Hook my hand under M14's leg, pick her up, and leave back downstairs with the new free range toy.
>>286643004I don't get it
>>286641395who are these ganguro girls
>>286644341
>>286644389and
>>286644389>>286644416good LORD
do a 360 and walk away
>>286644416>>286644389thanks anon.where can I read this now?Is akscans still alive?
>>286644481more like do a 360 and then a no scope
>>286631093what if they're musclegirls anon
>>286644489weebcentral is the only place left after it got nuked off md and the only place i can find their uploads are on the /k/ & /a/ archive dumps under the name Lardagus, also a twitter under that name posts updates on stuff from them
>>286644930Thanks. Weebcentral has been fine dunno why people get so butthurt about the site
>>286622172Look, maybe I'm autistic but I don't know how people can give such easy answers to generic WWYD threads.Like are they blocking my way? If so, for what reason? What is my relationship with them? Did I say something to upset them? Am I hiding something from them? Am I in a rush? These are all important factors that contribute to my answer.
>>286622357I feel that should be inverted
>>286642454Listen, there's not a lot of options here.Just make sure you use some Hoppes no.9 beforehand to make sure its nice and clean.
>>286622172Quickly lift up her leg and take out her panties unzip your pants then rhythmically fuck her while the other one watch and wet herself.>>286622214This works too.
>>286622172I've seen this for about ten years. Are you guys gonna ever give sauce?
>>286622172*whips out dick* Now what?
>>286644955people don't want it to become popular and get a target on it next
>>286622172Ejaculate.
>>286645648>seen this for 10 years>never used SauceNAO on any of the images in these threadsgee anon, why don't you look it uppote
M16 best girl
