What if Kita was your coworker?
>>286703097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL9HPnOi7vU
>>286703097secret sex inside the toilet's office
>>286703097Drunk sex every fridayTease her every other day with dumb puns on her name
>>286703097If Kira was my coworker I'd figure him out quicker than that dumbass L did.
A Kita thread? In this economy?
>>286703097We must fix her like she once fixed us
>>286703097She wouldn't last a week at my workplace.
every single day I would greet her with “im here, let’s go to work”
>>286703097>still hotImpressive thermal mass
>>286703097I would restore her smile and optimism
>>286703097Every guy in the company would end up reported for sexual harassment
>>286708261This
it’s simple we uh sex the kita
>>286703097i would ikuyo
>>286703097Never had a cute gril as a coworker. The life of a software engineer is a lonely one.
>>286712506i never saw one girl throughout college and every job i've had has been a sausage fest and all of my friends are men who know more men who don't know any women
>>286703097workplace sex in a camera blindspot area
>>286703097Ganbare Kitachan
What if Seika was your co-worker?
Let her drink.
I wish bocchi was real. We would have autistic sex every day
I'M READY TO GO TONIGHTTHERE'S A PARTY ALRIGHTWE DO NOT NEED A REASON FOR JOYOH YEAHTICKIN' DOWN TO MIDNIGHTTONIGHT'S GONNA BE BRIGHTSO THE GROOVE WILL MAKE ME MOVEOH YEAHI'M FEELING LIKEI'M FEELING JUST AS FLYCAN'T STOP DANCING ALL NIGHT LONGJUMPIN' UPSHAKIN' UPMOVE YOUR BODYDON'T STOP THE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONGKEEP IT ONIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
Kita doggy style
>>286714616I would give everyone but her maternal leave
>>286715717She’s your boss. She will make you stop cumming in your coworkers.
It would be kind of hot if seika was my boss and didn't let me cum
/a/utists embarrassed kita in front of her friends again. No cummies tonight
How kita looks at me when she brings me to the after work function and I say something that she hasn't pre-approved
>>286703097>this normalnigger adult doomer Kita AU headcanonI wish I could kill every single of these cunts that keep spreading this fucking bullshit
>>286717491I think humans just intrinsically find subversion interesting, I don't find it that mean spirited
>>286717491>Kita works for rock star Bocchi as the singer and autism wrangler>Nijika broke off and her solo career is struggling >Ryo OD’d on weed>PA san and Seika are my concubines>Yoyoko is Bocchi’s manager>Fan 1 and Fan 2 do Media>Hamaji has kidnapped Leo>drunk girl has been sober and is my wife
>>286718351Futaba has become Prime Minister and has reinstated the Japanese Empire
>>286703097I'd give her the pink slip if you feel me
>>286703097I wouldn't even notice; most of them are useless anyway. Literally lost 50% of our labor force in the last 12 months and production hasn't diminished at all.
>>286718351>>Ryo OD’d on weed
>>286703097Kita as a wagie would be more like this
>ANON KUN!!!! YOU HAVE 14 NEW HR COMPLAINTS
>>286703097We would fuck in the break room after every shift
>>286713109Just become gay. These problems solve themselves.
>>286703097reminds me of those r18 OL boss voice works
>>286703097I'd invite her over for a spirited night of Sukiyaki and analsex
>>286703097I would bother her a lot
my coworker looks like that!!???
>>286714616Ask my wife
