You should be able to solve this.
>>2867140821 - Spook2 - Snail3 - Doll4 - Nobu
>>286714082Who do I call if I have no friends?
>>286714082Mayoi has the biggest breasts
>>286716068No way she's bigger than Ougi.
>>286714082Moshi moshi
>>286714082easy. bat > snail > doll > ghost
>>286716275This was an exaggerated Ougi propaganda scene
>>286716448Shinobu is the best because she can transform to whatever you feel like at the moment.
>>286714082It's a trick question. There is no set order because the vampire can change ages and gain/lose bust sizes at will.
The joke doesn't fit the format of the show it's parodying. It's a fastest fingers type question but rrrgi is shown playing the main game, where questions have a single correct answer.
>>286719465Just enjoy Zoku
I don't speak bug language.
>>286720034You are a bug though
>>286719991What if Doll raped you to "singing in the rain" would you be mad?
>>286720121Anything to feel those thighs on mine
btw guys when you say 大きい順に並べ that means biggest first then descending order
Sekkusu! Sekkusu!
>>286714082Hachikuji is the biggest. After that, it's Yotsugi, Shinobu, and of course, the flattest is Ougi.
>>286714082I want to cum between cat(cow)'s giant saggy sweaty tits.
>>286723493Ougi is Ragi and Ragi has some pretty big pecs though.
>>286724809Illya is hot and should join Araragi's harem
>>286724809Saburo, obviously.
>>286721870I never really questioned it much but what even is that hat that Yotsugi wears? Can it even be called a hat?
>>286726164I don't like it
>>286726164It contains her dried uterus so it can be inserted and rehydrated for use.
Big
>>286714082I never knew the name Oshino also had the 忍 kanji.
>>286728889The whole point was that she was named after him because he felt it fit due to being a heart under blade. It also becomes a plot point in Ikusa where Araragi starts kvetching about it fearing k that Oshino has irrelevant in Shinobu's life and it is going to cause her to no longer be his loli slave.
>>286716448Is it too much to ask to motorboat on those tits
Could Shinobu partially transform to become an oppai loli?
>>286714082How the fuck does one even learn to read names anyway
>>286733268Just learn all the readings for all the kanji and guess.
>>286733268Even Japanese don't and that is why they'll typically explain their names more fully on introduction. It is a pretty regular gag and even real life occurrence for less common names to be misread. You also have to remember that due to a strong emphasis on family and clan throughout history, Japan has some of the most surnames of any country. It all really is no different than the black kid in class having to tell the teacher how the assortment of letters his drunken mother decided to name him is actually pronounced.
>>286734110>Japan has some of the most surnames of any countryNot for much longer, due to the way their family registry laws work.
>>286733268you pick your favorite reading, pick an arbitrary number of syllables from that and mash them together and hope you got it right.
>>286733268The only one who matters's name is explained in as crystal clear detail as possible with year 1 kanji
>>286736380Damn this is a great view on Hachikuchi. Monogatari already has a very large amount of nudity but sometimes I wish it had even more.
Well?
>>286738336the most glompable, of course
>>286738584>glompI haven't heard that word in so long
>>286738798you would think that would be a tiktok craze with zoomersthough it'd make sense with how horrified they are of physical contact
Regardless glomp or no I need to strip the snail down to just her socks and bag and cuddlefuck her in the middle of the street
>>286739633The best part is that no one else would see her so no one would suspect a thing.
Imagine Mayoi being squeamish around talk about sex but still letting you do it anyway.
>>286715772It just redirects to your phone and you're legally allowed to Google it
>>286738904I want to grab her
>>286741762>around talk aroundLearn proper syntax
>>286743810"Around talk about," which works because the phrase "talk about" can act like a noun in English. Just as you may say someone is afraid around their teacher, you can say one is afraid around talk about something. Or any other emotion such as being squeamish.
