>THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKER! GO BACK TO SUNA!
Or like The Nine Tails, whatever happened there.
>>286915553Uncle Danzo...
>>286915553my brother b... he was fuckin kid
CAZZATA HASIRAMA
>>286915553>You either deliver that prick Sasuke to my doorstep or I'll rain a shitstorm in your village the likes you've never seen
You never had the makings of a Chunin
He was gay, Hashirama?
>>286915553i must be loyle to my hokage
how bout that prick's face when he saw the kunai?
mmmBOY are you fat
I wanted to be Hokage, I compromised. I did D-rank missions for the village instead. You see where I'm going with this?
>>286919489Oh, look at that! It's like an ad for a fuckin weight loss center. Before and WAY before heheheHey Kakashi, hear what I said? It's like an ad for a weight loss center
>>286919626kek
>>286918045...gives head. Worldclass.
>>286919365W-w-we're with the Anbu
Whatever happened to Itachi Uchiha, the strong silent type? That was a Leaf Shinobi.
>>286920704Was wondering when you'd show.
And the Senju, where are they now?
>>286921192You're looking at em, baka.
>>286921834see >>286920781
>>286920704>>286921834Faggot
>>286919489You know our bodies are 86% water? Her last blood test, she was 65% zeppole.
>HE HELPED FOUND THE LEAF VILLAGE IS WHAT HE DID>HE WAS A BRAVE LEAF NINJA>AND IN THIS HOUSE THE 2ND HOKAGE IS A HERO >END OF STORY
You're not gonna believe it; he killed 16 Stone shinobi. Guy's an interior decorator.
>>286921952>Iruka, Konohamaru and Asuma arrive at the Uchiha protestThat better not be Tobirama!
>>286915553>hey naruto, you remember your first kiss?>yeah sure>what was the guy's name? hehehe
>predicted all of this
>>286915553>>286915553Im not sure how cannonical boruto is but the hokage leader system fails in it and its writing proves that they are just puppets used for political image.
>>286919489No more weight remarks. They're hurtful and they're destructive.
>>286915553Four fucking villages, and we got this other pygmy thing over in Suna.
funniest thread on /a/
My estimation of Orochimaru as a sannin just fucking plummeted.
It was an idea, who knows where they fuckin come from? The Tsuchikage invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple
69 years old... Just a kid....
Watch it Sakura
>>286924824I think the implication of the Boruto manga was that Kakashi/Naruto willingly handed more power over to the daimyo so that asshole ninja couldn’t start world wars like they had in the past.
>>286919489To me, Anko is beautiful. Rubenesque even.
>>286927664I'm not sure how that political system works when one side are literal superhumans who can do all sorts of crazy magic shit and the other are lazy geriatrics who do nothing but sit around all day drinking tea. Like what would the daimyo do if the village tells them to fuck off? Send in regular human soldiers who can't shoot lighting or run faster than the eye can see?
ADIOS YOU FUCKING SKANK
>>286915553>you're gonna build guy a ramp!
>>286918035>Whatever happened there?! I’ll tell you what happened there! That coolest guy Obito attacked my Village and murdered my parents with every provocation needed what so ever
>>286919489Speaking of, I heard they removed a 95 pound mole off of Anko's ass
>>286929283Ohhh! That's some guy's waifu.
>think about it though, Naruto, sudden chakra gain...>cursed mark!>nobody got cursed mark! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet, Sasuke. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else
>>286928883kek
>>286918945kek
>It's common knowledge this girl's retarded
>>286915553That animal Uchiha... I can't even say his name.
>these two suck each other's cocks
>>286930187you don't have any swing power in that position retard
>you ever feel like nothing good was ever going to happen in this manga?>yeah, and nothing did, so what?
>>286932075this is a cartoon about magic ninjas, fuck off with your "swing power" and logic shit
>>286932355then stop criticizing anything that is happening because "ninja magic" by your own logic. fuck off
>He killed 16 kumogakurians. The guy was an interior decorator.
>>286932402I will not becauseA. Sakura's a whooarB. She hit Naruto
>>286932049UP IN DA VILLAGE
>The boss of this village says you're the Nine Tails Jinchuriki. You're the Nine Tails Jinchuriki, so shut the fuck up about it
>I'm losing my (eye)balls over here and this fiucking moron's playing Hazel?
>>286918945>Uchiha Itachi acted alone, the Hokage did not sactioned this>the lone shinobi theory
>>286919489Rubenesque
>>286933497>Deidara, take it easy
>>286933014UP IN DA LEAF
>>286920704You can GO
>What did you do with your foot?>The other night, two hidden cloud village ninjas jumped outside the ramen shop
>>286915553>fuck it I dont think like Im sitting at 12 o' clock
>>286933768Oh yeah, those two guys.
>>286919489>ooooh! there she is the Queen of Breadsticks!
>AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING WAR ECONOMY EITHER>I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT
>are you in the akatsuki?
>>286928883He had a valid excuse to do it. lol
>>286933768>What? I see a couple of Kumogakure shinobi going that way
>>286927664>I think the implication of the Boruto manga was that Kakashi/Naruto willingly handed more power over to the daimyoThe daimyo thing has always been so stupid. What can the daimyo do against something like pain or the hokage? They could ust hold his family hostage and there's nothing he can do about it. Kishi and his editors really didn't think that one through. The ninja villages should've been an independent small country with zero loyalty to the daimyo.
>>286935261>What can the president do against something like a trained marine? They could ust hold his family hostage and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>286932049How much more betrayal can Sakura take?
>>286919489>the architect has entered the leaf village
GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN' HOLE
I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!
>>286922578>>286932418His house looked like shit.
>>286929576I came in one morning and there you were with your face covered in curse marks. Your head was in a curse barrel, disgusting.
This thread is probably referring something but I don't know what
>>286936999Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
>>286932049It was the blood pressure medication
>>286936999AYYYYY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN IDIOTSOMEONE GO TELL ITACHI HE MISSED ONE
>>286936999Listen to him, he knows everything!
>>286915553so in terms of great village liveability, it goes stone>cloud>leaf>sand>mist right? my reasoning is thus>stone generally is on unfriendly terms with most other nations yet also seems the most politically stable. the village is somewhat resource poor but has a definite united culturecloud is also diplomatically unfriendly and is subject to more volatile political practices but has the resources and power base to fend off most threats>leaf has resources and many allies great and small but is the least stable politically, with many internal schisms and extant threats directly affecting their acting power and cultural directionsand his resource poor and fairly harsh on it's citizens, and has a history of poor communication and ruthless and treacherous action>mist until recently had an atavistic and cutthroat political approach both in- and externally. their fair resources are a paltry balm for a citizenry that can't rely on it's on culture
>>286919489>a state of military readiness was the only thing keeping this women from being fatmany such cases
>>286936999OH.
>>286921779i see that you are confused. the ones pictured here are from the clans hyuuga and uzumaki. senju may yet exist in konoha but their most prominent members either died of various causes, such as rejecting his best friend's gay love proposal or dedicating his life to furious inceldom race wars, or remain virgins in their seventies because they prefer to use their eternal youth to gamble and be a wine aunt
>>286935311naruto has a ridiculous amount of power even without the fox, those guys couldn't do shit
>>286919489I want 200+ pound Anko on top of me.
>Itachi, break it down for them: What two kekkei genkai have been jobber-proof since time immemorial?>Certain aspects of the wood release, and our thing.
>>286915553>just when I thought I was out... they edo tensei me back in!
>they make anyone and everyone kazekage over there, and the way they do it is fucked up. guys don't pass the chuunin exam, there's no will of fire>hiruzen...>either it has meaning or no meaning
>>286935261That is basically what the various villages ended up becoming at the end. Any reference to politics outside of the villages was dumped after the sand invasion.
The fuck did I tell ya? Hold onta ya cock when ya negotiate widdese desert people.
>THE WHOLE FUCKIN VILLAGE HIRO>THAT RED CLOUD EVIL NARUTO FUCK JUST BABOOMED THE WHOLE FUCKIN VILLAGE>See this is why i said - I said, I said NO. FUCKIN. LADY. HOKAGE. >But did those senile old fucks listen? Of course not, now I gotta go clean up>and what is she, Our Great Ms. Hokage doing? ...No answer the question... answer the fuckin question, WHAT. IS. SHE. DOING?>Sleeping, yes! Fuckin sleepin' OOOHHH
>>286930187I could have totally escaped if I licked Kin’s armpit
>>286919626Do you ever stop breakin' balls?
>>286921779Ugly kids.
>>286932049Catching, not pitching.
Does the Hokage know we gon look like some punkass bitches out there?
Yo, Tobe, you want these Uchiggers dealt with?
>cloud ninja? in my neighborhood? when it rains it really fuckin rains...
>Fuckin' Kumogakure!>Minato!>Who else, huh?
>>286937572he had a note from his medical-nin!
bella televizioneHDTV compatibelbeautiful
>>286932049You oughta know sweetie
>>286932049>In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men>...>AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORN-HOLIN COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN>HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE!
>Historically, Orochimaru always said that the Akatsuki are nothing more than a glorified crew.
I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?
>>286935311>>What can the president do against something like a trained marine?Send 10 secret service to cap his ass or wait until he's exhausted enough. The Hokages meanwhile are basically super humans. They can wipe an entire army of normies under daimyo's command and they can't do a thing about it. That doesn't count the ninjas under their command that can still take out 50 normies without breaking a sweat. The power dynamics is not balanced at all. There's no reason the villages should be under daimyo's jurisdiction when if push come to shove, the hokage can just overthrow them with ease. The average kages also have better high tier charisma compared to the daimyos so they can sway the peasant to revolt for them. The entire power dynamic is tilted in favour of the villages.
>>286948882Why would the secret service take the president's side? He's weak. They can just kill him and the president wouldn't be able to do shit.
>>286948892they're zogbots
>>286933779It's all askew
>>286932049Naruto was always a come from behind kind of guy.
>>286921192The senju are the common villagers
Why did Hinata do it?
>>286948210We can't have him in the retrieval team anymore, that much I do know.
Give me 1000 ryō
>>286915553Cooler heads prevailed
>>286936999It's from The Wire.
I heard mad jounins like "Yo Zabuza's got a new girl, that bitch's fine like a mothafucka." And theys talkin bout Haku. Okay? And Haku's not a girl.
>>286948892Congrats on discovering the Praetorian Guard.
Ninja be a leader, not a follower. Killer B said that.
>I'll tell you what it is, it's anti-Uchiha discrimination!
>>286950808>I'm in the Uchiha clan, everybody immediately assumes you're a family killer. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.
>>286950663Caspere knew this
>>286933768>if Temari got jumped by a couple of Kumo ninjas, Shikamaru would have won!
>THERE YOU GO, YOU BIG MOUTH FUCK
Whatever happened to Kakashi? The strong silent type?He was gay Kakashi?
Sopranos shitposting is reddit as fuck
>What's different about you?
>>286918045UNCLE DANZO MY ASS
>>286951379OOOOHHHHHH!
>>286951379Who's that speaking, is somebody speaking?
>The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a Hokage like my dad was. And I will be, even more so...But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective
>>286951593Uzumaki? It's common knowledge the guy's retarded.
>>286951379Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your jutsu scrolls up your fat fuckin ass
*after Orochimaru, Pain, Obito, and Madara are defeated*>Our true enemy, has yet, to reveal himself.
>>286951379Ooooohhh, the language on you. You blow your father with that mouth?
>>286951891I what? I multiply my own what?
>"remember when my clan died" is the lowest form of conversation
>Victory has a thousand fathers but Naruto is an orphan
>>286935261Shogunate worked that way
>>286948851What do you mean, heir? It's a nobody, a criminal, Hokage killer.Here's your heir.
>>286952850>hokageKonoha? Come on, huh.
>alls im saying is we never saw no Lord 3rd wearing a pink fuckin jacket>and in tobe's day? OHHH
>>286934096Ooof, madonna! He looks terrible!
HEY, EVERYBODY! >>286951379 USES REDDIT!
Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously... They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go f* themselves?
>>286952393Yeah but the daimyo sometimes are either the shogun's puppet or a shogun himself who brute force his way to be a daimyo. That is in contrast of Naruto's world where the Hokages are merc boss at best or a lapdog at worst, when with their power they should've control the entire country with no problem even if not directly.
