Did they miss out on making this guy super popular by naming him 7-3 instead of 6-7?
>>287092081:0
>>287092081The manga is not canon and badly drawn.Jiji the Greyji is the strongest.Any other facts?
>>287092581Why did Krillin name her after his ex?
>>287092102Crazy how daipa was a "gag" series but its humor was so garbage and unfun not a single good joke or meme was made about it by the fanbase anywhere online.
>>287092581Goten’s second wife
>>287092725The only /dbs/ memes that spawned from Daima involved sex and porn.
>>287092581Thank Kami that Krillin’s genes job to 18's
>>287092581Roshi’s 13th wife.
I went to Kame House and experienced the greatest cuckolding...
>>287092102I laughed
>>287092967No, that never happened. And Jiren is not a man. He is an alien with no genitals.
>>287093091Sorry to hear that Yamcha…
To be fair captchas did become WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY easier but the problem is that when you start posting you need to literally go through Hell until it starts believing you are not a bot and gives you normal captchas
>>287093091I'm sorry, Goku. Everyone took turns pounding Chi-Chi's tuna.
>>287092599
It's a beautiful day today.
jirenfags bombing the toei hq for not sucking off jiren like they do
>Jiren fantasies on the dailyIt's sad honestly
Jiren's backstory is generic forced drama.
What is the power level of Bulmo?
>>287093805The Jirenscholars liberation front claimed the suicidal bombing of the Toei Office in Nakano, Tokyo.
>>287092861Krillin...
>>287094561Not the full blooded Saiyans that's for sure
>>287094561Chichi...
>>287094635>dogshit fanfiction art>still better than literally anything Toyotaro has shit out onto a page of mangaKekaroo
>>287094678>>287094975
>>287095070>fanficOnly Gokupablos can get an W.
>>287094561Orange Piccolo (giant)
>>287094561Jiren.
>>287095399>Only Gokubros can get an W.Correct, unlike Bejitafags who are stuck as eternal jobbers.
>>287092081I'mma be honest with you chief, after granolah i stopped giving a FUCK about dragon ballthe cell max movie was fucking embarassingfuck off
>I'mma
Why does post Z usually insist on not drawing Gohan with his hair bang? He looks significantly worse without it.
>>287096265His hairline is jobbing to the Norwood reaper.
THE STRONGEST
>>287092102FARTku the gassy
>>287092725The only remotely "funny" joke I remember from Daipa is when the fat green Buu thing went SSJ3. Other than that, everything was pure shit.
>>287094561OgDEVILY or the CHAMP. Devily is the only soiyn with a big cock btw.
>>287092725The bingo Bejita scene is funnier than all of Daipa. And Super's not even a particularly funny series either.
I expected more from Daima.
>>287096944For me, it was the pacifier scene.
Just finished the Moro arc. It was fun. Sure Goku giving Moro a senzu was fucking retarded but I can understand why he did that.Why were you fags seething about the second half being bad?
>>287097488>It was funNo it wasn't.
>>287098563Real since GODperman is the strongest.
>>287098962Pathetic.
>>287098962Terrific.
>>287098962Why is Chi-Chi gazing lovingly at Bejita over his own wife hugging him?
SUCCESSORtaro? A MarvelCHAD!!
>>287099582Sergeant Metallitron without sunglasses?
>>287099582Hulk is a HERO in these halls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L96o77rmRF4this OP was the best thing to come out of all of GT
Gohan?The strongest mortal.
>>287092081Super manga made no sense.>toriya makes 2 transformations for goku and vegeta because rivals at equal level, goku migate no gokui, vegeta perfect blue.>toyotaro pulls of his ass new transformation without meaning because he didn't knew that toriyama made perfect blue and his vegeta transformation gave vegeta a new advantage but didn't make new transformation for goku.>toyopaco made new transformation for freeza just because he wanted despite toriyama made clear golden freeza was stronger then blue but the weakness was stamina drain not that he was weak.For calling himself a fan of dragon ball toyotaro didn't pay attention, good thing is he got fired because of that shit.
>>287099909"Toyotaro's" manga was supervised by Toriyama, tard kun. Toriyama approved of Ultra Ego.
The strongest in every universe.
>>287098868Remember those heroes of american comics make no sense, superman can practically survive in space but weird enough other members of his planet can't do the same (and one of his powers is shoot rainbows..... gaaaaaayyyy!!!!), then batman is deemed the "normal human" but can lift over a 1000 piund of weight without issue, survive in space and reenter orbit of earth without issue just wearing his batsuit... yeah pure bullshit.I bet even yajirobe could beat superman seeing how he cut the tail of giant ohzaru vegeta.
>toriya
>>287099944Toriyama didn't care as he said "old manga and anime are canon, in super and newer anime case only the anime is canon" so as we said before is just a glorified fanfiction.
Which characters are the most latino coded?Brown mutt latino coded?White latino coded?Black latino coded?Amerindian latino coded?Answer it.
>>287092102why is hair a shiny plastic helmet?
>>287099932NARCISSISTa.
Nagai supremacy
>>287101282It looks like Buu shoved Bejita down his urethra.
>>287101520I remember seeing that happen.
>>287101520FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME SEE BUU EAT BEJITA WITH HIS PENIS
>>287102127
>>287102330
>the schizo is having his daily meltdown over the princeFunny.
>>287102491
>>287102564Cute feet
Oolong material
>>287102504..in my headcanon!
Bulma sexo.
>>287102579Goku doesn't take baths with women. Gross.
>>287103111
>>287102564She was talking with Goku.
>>287103157>water dripping all over the floor>faucet is still running and almost overflowing the tubIRRESPONSIBLEku
>>287103301He isnt paying for the water or cleaning anyhting. Not his problem lmao
>>287092081Gohan's fingers are so long his hand is the same length as his forearm.
>>287092081>6-7GET OUT
>>287099582CHADulk can't be contained
>>287101139Dragon Ball remake but it's directed by Uncle Go
>>287103963>>287101139Honestly it'd be pretty interesting to see>>287103086she's cute with those messy pigtails
Fujimoto should write the DBS manga
>>287104598the kino would be off the charts
>>287104598
GT keeps winning.
>>287104646GT lack core DB humor which result in it being too infantile. The designs and haircuts were often atrocious.
>>287099582>no neck
>>287104643God damn it I fucking hate Dragon Ball Minus so fucking much that it pains me. Thanks for making me laugh at something I despise, faggot.
>>287104646Yup, always has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80byV5botdECanon.
Why the h*ck did Dragon Ball go from mocking homos to making Otokosuki x Trunks canon, pretending men can conceive, and attempting to make political commentary? It's a sort of gestational surrogacy, how is that son going to be genetically related to Otokosuki like they claim? https://youtu.be/YuHFCnd4bLo?t=885All this at the last second. I'm glad I skipped Daima.
>>287104646...the flop that gets no new content for 3 decades award.
>>287105657But enough about Dragon Ball Z
>>287105657Kek, daima will follow the same path I'm certain of that.
>>287105764I don't even remember how it ended.
Vegeya and gouk
Hey Vegeta!
>>287106680This dude lost.
>>287106776Vegeta isn't in the pic.
>>287103484Perfect for hitting Videl’s G-spot.
>>287107457The dude in the pic lost to Vegeta.
>>287107949Nuh-uh, the fanfic site doesnt list this as a W for Bejita, therefore its an L for him.
HEY VEGETA
>>287108061
>>287108011That means it doesn't list it as an L either. Keep seething though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udP9d2WDPC8
>>287108216
I wonder what the Y stands for
>>287108216>>287108313Hey... Vegeta...
>>287108782Aaaiieee!! Please leave me alone! Kakarot save me!!
>>287108782I posted the canon manga. You lost tranny.
>Aaaiieee!! Please leave me alone! Kakarot save me!!
>>287108888>>287108907You don't have to be so angry about Bejita running away from a human clearly stronger than him. You didn't post the real version too.
Now this panel however, this is canon. Later on after Bejita witnessed Y taking over his family.
nothing comes close to this moment
>>287109121Why is he showcasing his breasts
Any recent news or rumors on DBS (manga, anime) and other DB related products in the last few weeks? Haven't been paying attention.
>>287109007plenty do actually
>>287109138none
Kek truehttps://x.com/DBZdaily_/status/2038106890077360348
Makankosappo
My series FLOPPED
Tien, the strongest human forever and always
>>287110010... after Krillin.
Our heroes can't lift shit.
>>287110265Bejita prefers lifting his PENIS into Gigi's ASS.
Dont worry everybody! I'll protect you all!
I just can't imagine Goku being lustful towards Chichi.They used the dragon balls.
>>287110820not as in THE dragon ball's but as in literally Sheron's testicles
why do retards always say power creep is the problem like goku train to stay the same? looking for fighting stronger ppl to stay the same? why are these retard love opening their retarded mouth so much? @grok?
>>287099582if I posted this on /ic/ I'd get called a permabeg failed drawfag
toyotaro is such a fucking shart artist Toriyama must have been smoking crack on top of dementia to think he would be a fitting successor
>>287099582BEASTulk!!
>>287099582FUARKKKKKK!!!
>>287099582Strongest human btw.
>>287110907well officially goku and bejita have agreed that their mortal power reached the peak that mortal strength could reach years (of the manga canon, in real world time) years ago.everything from then on are goku and vegeta training god-ki untl they become powerful enough that only Zeno can delete them, though obviously Zeno wouldn't, because Goku brings so much fun to the universes.Come on now, Beerus is QUITE SUCCESFULLY training jobber-Geeta into a God of Destruction (of course a pure saiyan has what it takes to unstoppably delete anyone), and Goku's only limit is in controlling mastered UI, which no other G-o-D has attained. Beerus the most powerful G-o-D hasn;t reached the mastery of UI that Goku has, Beerus' only strength currently is Goku can't be a destruction god, and vegeta can't be a UI user.A 'ring fused goku and vegeta though would be strong enough to kill all gods of destruction....
>>287110966Why is Toyo so bad at drawing side profiles?
>>287099582YUP YUP!! OUR HEROES!!
>>287099582CHADptain GODmerica will defeat BLACKza.
>>287111429Tienbros......
Sharto farto
>>287110169...'s friend Goku's pupil, Uub.
What the actual FUARK is the point of goten as a character? Trunks and Gohan serve a purpose, even if their bond is kinda understated, but what the actual hell is goten's point?
>>287112138's hero and mentor, Tenshinhan
>>287112750To be Trunk's powerup
>>287099582Goku's rapist.
>>287112750Kid Goku nostalgia bait
>>287112750Gohan was supposed to replace Goku, but everyone hated that idea so Tori created Goten to replace Goku instead, but everyone hated that idea too so Tori just brought Goku back.He really is a pointless character absolutely no one cares about.
>>287099582
>>287112750I've thought about this before but i think the point of Goten is literally just to have someone else that's around Trunk's age for him to interact with, I think after the Cell Saga toriyama realized oh yeah present baby trunks is a character and has to grow up, but its like what do you do with him by himself, what do you do with this version of the character completely removed from the original idea and point of him that he made, uhhh i guess goku has a second kid so theyre a duo and have a dynamic between them, I feel like that's literally the only reason cause's he's not really much of a character nor do i feel like he's one that would at all appear organically if present trunks wasn't already a thing in the story and set up. With how timelines and time travel work in dragon ball it's not like present trunks or even bulmaxvegeta even needed to exist at all for Future Trunks to be apart of the story, Bulma and Vegeta couldve banged and created Trunks and it wouldn't need to have happened in the current timeline according to its own rules, but Toriyama didn't figure out how the time travel/mutli timeline rules worked yet and so had Bulma have present baby trunk's appear probably without ever really thinking about what the fuck he would do with this version of the character or realize that with time passing it would eventually have to be one, and thus Goten was created as a byproduct of that to try and remedy that, that's my theory anyway
No part in Super had this much emotional impact
>>287114878Making Bulma a villain was a genius idea from GT.
>>287108941Your favorite canon DBZ romantic couple bros? For me it's Frieza and his submissive BDSM buttboy slave princess bejita!
>>287114898i think the idea of making some of the supporting cast corrupted by the black water mist in the garlic jr saga was kind of underutilized and they dont really do anything nor does it amount to much so it's neat to see it appear again
>>287115213I watched the Garlic Jr arc a few days ago it holds up better than I remember. It’s the last time Kami gets to do something on his own before permanently merging with Piccolo.
>>287115254I liked how Piccolo was treated as more or less the main character in it. I don't get why some people act like that arc is the worst thing ever.
>>287115143>filler
>>287115254>>287115288I also saw it not that long ago to edit a Maron video with it, while there are some things i like, like the fanservice, the idea of some of the ally's turning evil, and a bit of exploration on Kami's backstory and previous Earth Guardian's, I think the biggest issue is that the fight on Kami's lookout goes on too long and there's not a whole lot of variation that it kind of becomes boring, it's kind of just one long fight in the same location for like 5 episodes, plus the part with popo and kami trying to get to the water current thing i think goes on too long, Im not sure why exactly the guardian's are so resistent to him using it to try to stop him, but i do like whenever toei alludes to or hint's to backstory elements that the manga never fully explores, and i like the fakeout that piccolo does where he wasn't really affected. I guess cause he's already a demon that it doesnt affect him? It's also the first thing to really reacknowldge that Piccolo's supposed to be a demon post Namkeian reveal. I think some more could've been done with the evil version of characters though as said before, or more scenes of the rest of the world becoming evil or something. Also i think Garlic Jr's transformed state where he becomes really huge and muscular is neat, i looked it up and there's no offical figure at all for that, there's only figure's of his normal state. I wonder why of all movie villian's to bring back for a filler arc why Garlic Jr was brought back though as opposed to any other's.On the topic of Piccolo being the main character of the arc i got more of the impression that it was moreso Gohan
>>287115288Piccolo was great in it, being able to outsmart Garlic multiple times. I also really liked Kami’s struggle with the former Kamis. It gave him a bit more depth than just being alive for the Dragon Balls to continue to exist.
I AM THE STRONGEST
UFC is the dragon ball of sports and /heem/ is the /dbs/ of /sp/. Bury this series with Toriyama and let's shitpost about Gane.
>>287117312was Tien photoshopped in? he looks so out of place there
>>287117312>Everyone cucked to wearing Saiyan armor except Tenshinhan Based!
>>287117406He's their BVLL.
>>287115474Trunk-u-roo! NOOO! Leave my master alone!
>>287117312CHADnks
>>287105764Daipa was demoted before even finishing. It will never get animated in any form again other than maybe 5 second cheap commercials.
Iyoku sucks.
>>287119113>Iyoku traces Grand Turd and all its boring faggot trash like the broken ship and midget main cast>It flops again and he has to crawl back to GODper
Why is the Jiren-obsessed retard trying to deny reality so hard?
>>287117312Looks awesome
Why is the daipa toddler trying to deny reality so hard?
>>287110820Chichi just took a Goku hair strand and made test tube babies in Bulma's lab.
>>287110820>They used the dragon balls.Yamcha is the father of Gohan
>>287119916STUDgeta
We hate Jiren here.
>>287119817Our heroes.
>>287119817Why does this look like it's cgi?
>>287092081They should name him 10-2, just like everyone call your mom.
>>287119916
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wbZHhChx5yo&pp=ygUcbGV0IHRoZSBib2RpZXMgaGl0IHRoZSBmbG9vcg%3D%3D
>>287110265>genuflectA Jiren bro made this.
>>287110265In the anime Base fatigued Goku was able to withstand the force of a amped blackhole.
>>287121753>It is weight shatters the earth!
KINGulk!
>>287111615Ha ha ha yeah imagine ha ha ha ha wouldn't that be hilarious guys ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA
>>287115474>get chopped into quite literal tiny bits and pieces >only actually dies when they all get vaporizedI call shenanigans
>>287117312>now animate all of these for 30+ episodes>no we're not paying overtime stop asking already
>>287120907>bukujutsuWhat the fuck is this Naruto shit?
>>287122180It's older than Naruto:https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Flight
ENTER!
>>287122461Yeah, the worst thing that happened to anime, is becoming big in USA. Americans are literally to dumb for it. They don't care about story, only about pretty animation. Fuckin retards.
>>287122745...in Bulma's bedroom...!!!!!!
>>287122745>Mandy
>>287122745Zly is the weakest one there btw.
>>287122461>sky dancing artWe call it “levitation” in superior languages.
>>287122461This.
>unprompted seething over GODnimation and CHADchyroll again
>>287123460>Sean Shameel finally gets to meet GODiyama>tries to talk to him, with a translator nearby>GODiyama says "uhh no English (raughs)" and walks away while pretending the translator isn't there
>>287123460>the pen movesWhat did he mean by this?
>>287123460>I am GokuNozawa is a MAN?
Tien has a third eyeKrillin has a blacked eyeThat's the difference between those characters in a nutshekl
>>287123703Lol, you're stupid.
>>287124066I like how Bejita became a gag character.
>>287098563Real because shartper shityans are weaker than omniman btw.
>>287124144Racist bitch.
>>287124270>dog obsessionMakimabro...
>>287124246In the whole of the Dragon Ball franchise, one particular chapter is always going to be a black spot on its history. That black spot is Dragon Ball GT. Conceived as a follow up to DBZ after it ended, GT jumps us nearly ten years into the future and…look the plot details don’t matter because this series is downright abysmal. It lacks the creative involvement of series creator Akira Toriyama and tries to return to how the original Dragon Ball used to do things before desperately trying to recapture the magic of Z and failing. Just for context: the original Dragon Ball ran for 186 episodes, DBZ as we covered went for 291…GT only lasted 64 pitiful episodes before getting cancelled. Do yourself a favor and just go right to Dragon Ball Super after you finish DBZ. It serves as the “true sequel” with Toriyama back in the Directors seat and is a welcome return to the glory days of Z for many fans while GT is a nightmare we all wish we could forget ever happened.
>DBZ ****dged
>losing to a literal childImagine, just IMAGINE, unironically being a Cellfag.
>>287124476Mordecai and Rigby absolutely solos all of DB, true.
Would you guys actually like it if the other z fighters got screentime and development again? Or are they so far beyond redemption you'd rather them be replaced?
>>287124477Damn, Metal Sonic easily eviscerates cell and shithan.
>2019Fucking dumb newfaggot
Dragonball would've worked better as a generational saga with it switching to a different member of the Son family after their arc wrapped up. I get why Toriyama was forced to continue with Goku as the main character, but this would've been a much more interesting direction to take the series in. Goku could've still be kept in somehow, maybe as a spirit appearing every so often or maybe even taking on Roshi's role after he died. I just feel the series has been a bit stunted
>>287124986It's >>287124923
>>287124986
Hey guys, it’s me, Goku
>>287124986It's just son goku
This is a callout post to ALL bejitabros. Post ONE(1) image of him beating goku to show you actually like OUR PRINCE.
>>287125470I can send a screenshot of a post i made a few minutes ago would that count
>SHITellLoses to Metal CHADnic.
>>287125786Bejita is a jobber who solely exists to make Godku look better btw.
>>287122998the cluster wasnt destroyed with Goku's kamehameha , it clearly survived a self destruction that killed a freshly senzu bean'd goku>why didnt we see itIt's a microscopic cluster of cells
>>287125939I didnt say it moved
>>287125447Why is Bejita always the bottom in yaoi?
What if super saiyan gohan kept his normal haircut
>>287125318Muezli
>>287126366I think it wouldn't look better but it would at least make it look distinct from goku
>>287125276Dragonsissies we can’t continue to get bullied like this
>>287092081He's not popular because he's in an arc barely anybody read. Now that Toei has their hands on him, he'll be incredibly popular.
>>287115509The fanservice in this arc was off the charts.
>>287127828Is it still fanservice when the fanbase isn't really established yet? When does it cross over into ecchi vs fanservice, or just drawing hot bitches
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJFdTqMiXU
>>287128217This is better than any of that Hanna Barbera garbage the sub plays.
I can’t believe he lost and his universe was IP wiped from existence, how humiliating. I am glad that we have a permanent archive of this event.
>>287128295Remember when he had to apologize for losing. LOL
>>287128307What a loser.
Pan is a hero
>>287128432True.
>>287128432Dolltaki is so lucky.
>>287128432Poperu popped her cherry.
>>287126366He would look like Trunks
>>287127828https://mega.nz/folder/VpRDjIbQ#VigD9tZtZPDs8uqpG2DWCg>>287117312kinda neat but the indivual scales are a bit much>>287119916I wonder what would happen if someone wished for Planet Vegeta and all its inhabitants to be alive again in the current time, what would they think of Goku and Vegeta and their current power level's but them ridding their saiyan heritage in the sense of them not conquering or killing
>>287120907too bad its the cropped version>>287121636I think the use of stupify in lord slug is neat but its kind of ruined by seans schemmels retarded sounding king kai voice and goku grunting over the music which is a shame>>287128432the chain is cool>>287128217Man that does not sound anything like Fred Durst
Best Jiren moments:When goku beat him up in UI.When he broke the rules and tried to kill innocent spectators in the stand.When he did nothing to help his team and lost them the tournament since they would have won if he had team mates at the end.When his retarded refusal to help his team spiritually and mentally cuckolded his entire world view into submission and he not only physically but ideologically lost to goku and admitted he was right.When he lost and was thrown out of the ring.When he was erased and apologized for losing after embarrassingly and arrogantly insisting he didn’t need his team.When he grovelled to goku after losing and thanked u7 for reviving him.
YABBA DABBA DOO...
>>287128813The chain is cool because it represents Pan's parents not loving her enough.
>>287129076Krillin...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yC_qt_qcHE0&pp=ygUlQW5nZWwgZHJhZ29uIGJhbGwgZW5nbGlzaCBlbmRpbmcgZnVsbA%3D%3D
>>287128432Made for BBC (Big Bejita Cock)
>>287129244Post this same joke 100 more times. It'll be funny eventually!
>>287125397
>>287129325How did he go from that... To THIS!?
>>287129384
>You didn't call me Number 1 today... My "prince"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LhVYUOxjFS0&pp=ygUecGljY29sbyBjb25jZWRlcyBoaXMgcHJpZGUgb3N0
https://youtu.be/q089x7zCKPY?si=IkX3LiCetsB47u15
This is my favorite thread on all of 4chan. Nothing cheers me up more than these hallowed halls.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X_UWNJ71YSM&pp=ygUMVkFBQUkgc2xvd2Vk
>>287129759Mommy...
>>287129763That boi Bejita is TOUGH!
When I was like 9 years old I used to go on Kazaa and download Dragon Ball AMV's. One day I downloaded one that just said like "Goku powers up" or something. Except when I opened the file it was hentai of Goku having sex with Chi-Chi. I panicked because I had no idea how to delete it. My dad asked me about it and I blamed my older brother. They both knew it was me and laughed at me for weeks. I became a Bejita bro after that.
>>287129929
>>287130019
Post funny. Now.
>>287130590
Sparking Zero tier lists put Bejitas forms stronger than SHITku btw
>>287130616Kek
>Cellfag gets banned>thread speed comes to a complete halt
>>287130853Woah, are you gonna post his Dragon Ball Guru fight record next? You're totally destroying Gokubros with this solid evidence.
>>287131044>mindbroken by W/L record truth
>>287129542>You didn't c-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>287131059Kek, he's still absolutely livid from that. What a bitch.
>>287131151Didn't this fag say Glee or Stranger Things impacted him more than MUI Goku?
>>287131173>lying and making up fanfic to state as factTypical course of action for a Bejitafag desu, pathetic
>muh retarded fansites and video toy tier lists prove Pigjita is the strongest...
Choose wisely...Krillin is the correct answer
>>287131201Oh it was actually the show Cobra Kai was more important than Daima to him.https://x.com/EmperorBigD/status/1886856949859537097
>>287131238>Cobra KaiFUARK, thats actually a pretty based take esp since Cobra Kai did what Daipa couldnt and did nostalgia correctly
>>287131219Let's see we got the 2 incels, the rich fraud with the dead wife, and the manlet cop with the sexy wife. I'm going Mr. Satan aka Hercule.
https://youtu.be/n_0myeBurkk?si=4PrNkxn36fsDfJXlKek
>>287131219>Krillin has a hot wife and a kid and a job and lives in the cityOf course Krillin.
>>287131283>Krillin has a hotwifeKrillinbros...?
Tien is the easy answer.
>>287131257>become Hercule and every bimbo from West City to Penguin Village wants to sleep with you. Millions of Zeni and counting to your name and estate to live comfortably and even early retire so no one questions why you never fight anymore.>vs being the cuck, the bald cuck with a wife and the bald cuck without one
>>287131299why
>>287131257Yamcha is still canonically handsome and able to pull pleanty of beautiful girls, has a baseball career, presumably alot of money from such plus merch being the best player on the team and probably has a bunch of baseball fan groupie's, hardly an incel. Tien seems like the shortest end of the stick. I agree that Satan is probably the best because of him being the richest, but you'd have to probably do plenty of public apperances and shit plus you also have to handle Buu which sounds like it could be a chore.
>>287131219Satan is the only one with the power of fucking bitches.
The problem with choosing Tien is that you're not allowed within 1000 feet of a school zone
>>287131238based actually.cobra kai is unironically the best sports anime show made in the 21st century
>choose Yamcha>"hey Puar, can you transform into *literally any woman*"
The problem with choosing Krillin is having to wonder why the black gentlemen you arrested are all apparently great friends with your wife and your daughter calls them "daddy"
Yamcha got to Crack prime Bulma... so actually maybe he's the correct choice
>>287131436Gokubro btw, if anyones wondering!
>>287131306He's strong, tall, and has cool abilities. Yamcha has the jobber title, Mr. Satan is weak, and Krillin is a manlet.
>>287131502
>be me (Tien)>meditate and train with my bro>live in solitude>if I get horny I can find a random whore to fuck because the ladies love meYup, lemme be Tenny Hanny.
>>287131436Kek, Krillin deals with this all the time.
>>287131461If they didn't show the cuck moment with Bejita, Yamcha would have been most lucky because he was with Bulma in her prime and before she became mentally ill from being traumatized on Namek.
Toriyama said Yamcha cheated on Bulma, why would you not want to be that Chad over the bald cucks and the afro cuck.
>>287131636>cuck moment with BejitaYeah but weren't Yamcha and Bulma already split up at that point anyways?
>>287131551he's strong sure but he has no bitches, lives in isolation and his only friend is a midget chinese vampire, for a regular person that's not one most would want to live
>>287131151CHADdom is /ourguy/
>>287131310>random woman wearing nothing but a bra and jeansWTF?!
>>287131895That's considered conservative clothing by modern standards
>>287095070
Goku
Chichi and Bulma fucked illegal aliens.
>>287131895
>>287131895You should get out of your house on spring break/summer more
>>287092081i wonder if theres any chance toei will fix his shitty design. maybe changing the colors?
>>287132194Yeah, Gohan looks ridiculous.
>>287110265i would take to consideration that magetta is a living being and it probally put pressure to not be lifted that easily
>>287131367
>>287131367Guys, is 4chan glitching out or something? I'm trying to open this image but it won't let me...