>does drugs bought off the internet>fell for a pyramid scheme >mooches off his parents You all relate to this guy?
If you've never done designer drugs from india you bought off the dark web, can you really say you've even lived?
The gooner arc was hilarious
Not really, I only did marihuana like 3 times in college. Nice feeling but I wasn't addicted. Never fell for a pyramid scheme and my parents are dead. Besides no cute high school girl has ever saved me.
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>>287110007She didn't save him. He saved her.
>>287109894I only do one of those things and not to close the same extent he does
>Fucked prime highschool bitch pussyNever did, but his story was compelling nonetheless
>>287110179They saved each other.
>>287109894Not really, no.
To be fair what's the difference between drugs and the internet, they are all an addiction
>>287111180I think you've been smoking a bit too much internet
>>287111180I don't know anyone who's sucked dick for wifi.
>>287111180trvke. if you use instant gram or twitter you may as well just order 5 heroins right now.
>>287109894Internet is the best place to get drugs these days.
>>287109894I put $3,400 into bitcoin between June of 2011 and July of 2012 when I was 23 years old, never took out of it until june 2025.I bought my parent's house, bought them a new house, put 60% of the remaining after tax money into globally spread ETFs, and live off of half of the yearly reinvestment. I "make" 280k a year doing nothing and only need to pay property tax which is 1/3rd what you all pay on rent.No, I don't relate to "this guy".I am the guy you're jealous of.My 4'11 95lb weeb wife who has given me three sons still enjoys being treated like a no limits cock sleeve in bed and a princess in public.I still hold 150 bitcoin in reserve.No, OP, I don't relate to your bullshit in any way.Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to drive my custom engine 800hp naturally apsirated, race spec'd suspension v8 camaro in the middle of the night with my girl while we're high on designer drugs you won't know exist til 15 years from now. And she's going to deepthroat my 8 inch cock at a rest stop 200 miles from home, and after we run from the cops at 185mph because I have 45 gallons of fuel cell in the trunk, we're going to get Mcdonalds breakfast and I'm going to fuck her behind a Denny's like the first week we got together, and I'm going to cum inside her pussy, and we're going to go home and ignore the full time babysitter and fuck again on our bed.I'm rich, fuck you.
>>287109894he was desperate
>>287111721Good for you i guess
>>287111759And you know what gets me the most, is she STILL likes the most hardcore, nastiest, most murderous death metal same as the day I met her 15 years ago. Hearing about that guy who got put in jail for having skulls in his basement BROKE her for weeks.This woman will cut off the very tip of my finger (fingertips regenerate and the cops can't have evidence, she told me 10 years ago) just to play with and drink my blood, and tell me thats how much she loves me while she sucks the life out of me.My name is John and I hate all of you.
>>287109894I mean, I used to do drugs off the internet but that's not the reason I related to him. It was the hopelessness and lack of direction. It doesn't matter how you ended up at the bottom, you can all commiserate while you are down there.
>fell for a pyramid scheme No, but I've fallen for plenty of /g/ memes--I fall for something, and shill it in good faith to someone else, who in turn does the same. More or less the same desu.
>>287109894My darkweb drugs phase only ended last year, I was fucking around with opiates/stimulants/gabaergic/gabapentinoids and a few times psychedelics from 22-25.Shit gets boring and expensive, idk how people become addicts. Plus you're better off saving your tolerance for if you actually have a health/pain emergency and need the drugs to live. I just drink coffee now and spend my NEETbux on food I enjoy and video games/tech
>>287109894Who needs drugs when you get high off your emotional meltdowns
>>287109894if my parents weren't willing to support me they shouldn't have had me
>>287111817sure pal
>>287111817it's John Smith guys
>>287109894No, since I'm not a pedo.
I don't even know how to buy drugs so I just collect shrooms in the wild.
>>287109894absolutely unrelatablei was never a true NEETi only had a brief period of 3 months when i finished uni and still didnt have a job, but i was just doing all the housework instead while looking for a wagie jobsure it technically is NEET, but i sure didnt have anything that is typically associated with NEETdom also when i got my shitty factory job, all my wages were garnished for "bills and expenses" anywaythe most costly thing i bought for myself after my first job, was the gas i need to drive to work in the first place, kektl;drnever could relate to the NKH mcthats why i dont like NHK very muchhe had it too good, whiny fucking faggot
>>287112516>Wagie life seems so bleakit isliterally no hope for the futurethe only reason i dont kys, is because i would feel like i completely lost at life and everything i did was for nothingtbf i lost at the start, since i was born a poorfag
>>287109894At least he didn't sell bathtub full of spaghetti and yoghurt enema videos to gay crowd on japanese version of onlyfans.
>>287109894No, I relate to his neighbor ignoring 3DPD for my waifu.
>>287111817You forgot the "sup faggots"
I can relate to him feeling aimless in life and being assaulted by vague feelings that don't get resolved.Even going back to school and getting a job didn't change that for me.
>>287109894the anime was pretty mid.
>>287112088>Shit gets boring and expensive, idk how people become addicts. Plus you're better off saving your tolerance for if you actually have a health/pain emergency and need the drugs to live. I just drink coffee now and spend my NEETbux on food I enjoy and video games/techWhy would you even buy painkillers off the internet without a need? I don't understand. You buy tranquilizers for yourself, then get bored of being tranqed? https://youtu.be/K4E1u3_S1p8
>>287109926so you had designer poo?
>>287109894>relateI don't relate to fucking fictional characters.It's a good story even if conclusion was a bit mundane.
>>287112837the whole thing (welcome to NHK) should have been longer
I relate more to Yamazaki, Satou's a retard
>>287110191Twice, in the manga
>>287109894To an extent, but I never was as dumb as stupid as Sato. He's supposed to be the most extreme example so the author can showcase in how many ways people can become NEETs.
>>287109894no, I relate to Kaguya, while having a job
>>287109894>Addicted to child pornSkipped that one op
>>287111721Hey it's the indog larper. Haven't seen you in awhile
you are straight up a normie if you don't resonate with nhk
>>287109894I've yet to fall for a pyramid scheme but probably would if someone who seemed nice put one to me. Almost everything else about him is relatable.
>>287109894Drugs? I don't remember this, but otherwise yes. I live in existential dread about how to raise my son such that he doesn't repeat my mistakes. Granted, I only really fumbled in college. I was unprepared.
