What would you do if you had the Death Note?
Not what this retard did, that's for sure
make hot bitches fuck me before they mysteriously die of a heart attack. Im sorry babe but rules are rules.
idk kill people?
>>287207986i though it was cool how that other guy gamed the system and made a huge profit off selling the death note and never used it or let it ruin his life in any way just for the shinigamis to make a new rule and say yeah fuck it this guy dies.
"Donald Trump confesses that he raped children on Jeffrey Epsteins island on national television and then dies of a stroke"If he's innocent then he just dies of a heart attack and the issue is finally settled once and for all
>>287208026he was an idiot for not realizing the house always wins
>>287207986>>287208002He really did go for the lowest possible tier of targets if he really wanted to change the world, common criminals.He also immediately rejected the most op part of being able to specify any death with any action, just so he could make himself known, and thereby easy to catch, just to fuel his massive fucking ego.
>>287207986die
>>287207986TKD followed by TND. a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
>>287207986nothing, im not a god
>>287208135kinda fucked though that he read all the rules and did everything perfect just for the shinigamas to make up some new bullshit after they got owned. that would be like hitting the jackpot on roulette and then the casino says "umm ackshually new rule the roulette table doesnt count and we're gonna kill you now"
>>287208011you can't make people do something with the deathnote they would never consider doing themselvesso you would still die a virgin, sorry bro
>>287208207me too
>>287207986>part of the deal is the shinigami kills you when he gets bored of youI would simply not take it and hand the book back. I would not last an afternoon with it.
>>287208476that's not part of the deal and Ryuk never said it. That's just fanon interpretation of Ryuk by speedreaders
>>287207986Make Michael J Saylor send me 500 Bitcoin and makes some legal document excusing it as some wacky sweepstakes I won. Past that id give it away under a fake name.Maybe kill Kim Jong Un slowly and exterminate his entire family line as well.But id rather have the Geass honestly. Its not as convenient because you have to be in proximity but its way easier to use, especially since all id care about is just how itd make.
>>287208304alright how about I just make them go to a remote location and turn their body numb for a few hours before lights out. I WILL get laid with the death note
>>287207986Write every 4channer's mom's name in it.
>>287208871that could theoretically work if you know of a natural way for someones body to become numb(I'm sure there are some, I personally don't know any)however if you consider that "sex" then might as well just jerk off to porn. Same satisfaction, less likely to get send to prison for it
>>287207986get BTC
>>287208053>how can i make this about drumpf
I wonder what would happen if you combined Lelouch with Light is some sort of chimera being.
>>287207986right down everyone in the epstein listthen all the jews
>>287210812even the victims?
