What would /a/ do in this situation?
Masturbate
>>287281823Be happy I teleported in the city instead of my bumfuck nowhere.then masturbate
>>287281823Lock the doors and then masturbate
>>287281823Masturbate in front of the mirror.
>>287281823Spend all day squeezing my tits.And the next dayAnd the nextEtc.Mitsuha is definitely dying from that comet because I'm going to be much too busy squeezing her perfect soft tits to do anything else.
Is it true women can masturbate indefinitely with no refractory period?
>>287281836/thread
>>287281823Cry tears of joy that I'm not an old, ugly, worthless male anymore.
>>287281823I'd seduce Shoutas and leave em hanging, like real women would
>>287282354Why would you perpetuate such a cruel trait instead of breaking that trend and going the whole way?
>>287281823Masturbate
>>287281937>Lock the doorsCoward
>>287281823EK.
>>287281823Kill her.
>>287283857From masturbating to death?
>>287281823Steal her mom's panties and masturbate with those
>>287281836Put my head down and take a sniff.
>>287281823Cry
>>287281823Onlyfans, I ain't lettin the opportunity to rob simps of their money go to waste.
>>287281823Slut arround with the school boys
>>287281823Stick a pencil inside my vagina and see how far in it could go, then mark it off on the pencil with a Sharpie.
>>287282015They'll chafe eventually, but yeah, its insane how much longer they can go. Literally built to be goon machines. Should make you think.
>>287282015Eventually they get sore, chafe or for some girls it becomes too sensitive to touch anymore for a while, but most of them can literally cum over and over again all fucking day.
Kill myself.Bodyswap scenarios. Especially with a girl. Are a terrifying nightmare to me.
>>287285605I am sorry for your condition.
>>287281823masturbate, tease people, grope girls, whore myself etc.
>>287281823Masturbate then become the cool town tomboy and have all the girls become gay for me.
>>287285925Why is there a shitty deepfried AIDs filterYou know a Shinkai movie is the LAST thing you'd need to add a filter to right?
>>287285960It's not mine. If you got something similiar without the filter, it would be appreciated.
>>287285925this flick would have been so good if they had sticked to the bodyswap premise rather than pivoting to lame ass disaster shit.
>>287285925>>287285960>>287286264Looks like AIslopt. Never saw the movie
>>287286316I think both themes were great and it's not like they discarded the body swapping. It plays an important role towards the end.>>287286346Your brain has been fried by AI the same as the filter in this edit.
>>287286346Because AI was heavily trained on Shinkai's movies since they're popular.
>>287281836So something you do all the time anyway? I assumed more originality from /a/
>>287281823look at a calendar
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>>287287025Sexo
>>287285925Him becoming a cool gigastacy was the best part of the movie
>>287281823this
>>287281823I'd try and come to terms with the situation, embrace my girlish side and make my feelings match the characteristics of my new body.And masturbate.
>>287286346it's not like AI has been trained on Shinkai movies to no end. it's gonna have resemblance anon.
>>287281823Shlick myself until I pass outThen look for the homies and let the one with the biggest cock hit
>>287281823masturbate till I am unconscious every time I wake up in that body. try to get as many girls as possible, hell I can even grope them because it's ok for girls.and hope I don't wake up with my ass hurting in original body
>>287281823take naked photos for blackmails
>>287288000>and hope I don't wake up with my ass hurting in original body>that gomabura doujin
>>287282015it's more of a shorter refractory period rather than no refractory, and also combined with much longer orgasms compared to men.But yes, pretty much indefinitely
>>287281823Buy lots of cute underwear, then masturbate.
>>287285161I heard that sticking things in there isn't very easy or pleasant at first.
MasturbateMasturbate my sisterMasturbate my friendsHunt shotas and masturbate themDo compensating dating with wealthy ojisanStream my masturbations
>>287281823I'd check myself out naked but sex without a dick seems pointless
Call and arrange a sleepover with my(her) friends(female). I'm sure you follow me.
>>287281823Standard bodyswap procedure: fake an illness. Stay in my room. Don't venture out into the rest of the house unless I am sure that no one else is there, and fake a sore throat to avoid having to talk to people. My goal is to get through one whole day without having to really interact with anyone, using the illness as an excuse to keep people away and do little to know talking and spend the day in my room 'sleeping'. I woke up like this with no idea how I got here. I have to hope that sleep is again the trigger to get me out.If I can get access to a phone or a computer, I check to see if I can call myself or log in to some service or website under my old account. Preferably something trivial, nothing like a primary email address or a bank account or anything. The goal here is both to see if I can find out who (if anyone) is in my real body right now or at the very least confirm that the previous existence I remember having is real. If I can log into a forum or something and find my old posts there/check my profile, that should at least confirm that I'm not just crazy. I make sure to wipe any such login or history before I go to bed that night. If I wake up the day after and have not swapped back, now I am in REAL trouble because that means that whatever is happening isn't a one-off. If I live alone thats one thing, but if I live with a family (like in Mitsuha's situation) I really have no choice but to come clean and tell them, flat out, that I am not who they think I am and just be as straightforward with them as possible. Its going to be extremely difficult for them to take me seriously, but I don't see another option besides just running away from home and that seems irresponsible as a plan A. I can't pretend to be someone I know nothing about, the ruse won't hold. I need the family's help until we can figure out whats going on and we both have a vested interest in finding out where the other me is and what happened to their loved one.
>>287281823Masturbate>>287289805>I really have no choice but to come clean and tell them, flat out, that I am not who they think I am and just be as straightforward with them as possibleI always thought the best thing to do would be to pretend to have amnesia. No one would know what's wrong with you but your excuse is that you don't know anything either, you'd just have to play dumb. It'd buy you some time at least. You might have to do a few brain scans.
>>287289805>If I wake up the day after and have not swapped back, now I am in REAL trouble because that means that whatever is happening isn't a one-off. If I live alone thats one thing, but if I live with a family (like in Mitsuha's situation) I really have no choice but to come clean and tell them, flat out, that I am not who they think I am and just be as straightforward with them as possible. Its going to be extremely difficult for them to take me seriously, but I don't see another option besides just running away from home and that seems irresponsible as a plan A. I can't pretend to be someone I know nothing about, the ruse won't hold. I need the family's help until we can figure out whats going on and we both have a vested interest in finding out where the other me is and what happened to their loved one.Sounds like a sure way to get committed. You'd be better off keeping a low profile.
Masturbate, obviously. Then figure out if I lucked into an upgrade of circumstances, how much money my family has, what I can get away with (obviously a lot, just by virtue of being a woman).Then I would start befriending the hottest bitches and grope them incessantly. When the debauchery got old I'd just go back to doing what I already do as a man: browse /a/, watch anime and play vidya.
>>287289884>>287289912The thing is, you're going to get committed trying to pretend the amnesia route anyway. There is no way you get out of this without them thinking you are mentally ill, its just a matter of what kind of mentally ill they think you are. Pretending you have amnesia seems like a shortcut at first, but its a failure to think ahead. You can genuinely pull off not remembering the things that they expect you to remember, but amnesia doesn't explain all of the other differences. It doesn't explain why your body language and mannerisms are totally different now, it doesn't explain the new skills and new preferences you have, or that you now approach problem solving in a completely different way than you did before. You trying to lie your way through the amnesia route is just going to make things more difficult in the long run. Its a movie-solution, not a practical one. It requires you to ignore the hundreds of minute interactions every day with those around you that won't work the way you need them to in order to maintain the lie.
>>287281823Masturbate.And then start my life over.
>>287281836Fpbp
>>287285960>>287286543>>287287894Shinkai was the artist most plagiarized by generative AI since its inception. Probably still is.https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/267890801/#267890801
>>287290279How hard is it to just pretend to be someone else? Being schizoid I've already done so most of my life. It doesn't even matter if some things are off, its not like a normalfag is going to immediately jump to the conclusion that their daughter is bodyswapped with an anon or possessed by a demon (maybe thin line judging by some anons replies, lol).At worst your behavior is going to destroy the relationship they had with their family previously in the long term, but that's not really your problem.
>>287292287>but that's not really your problemIt is if you are stuck in this body with no way back. If you've already gone to sleep and not reverted, you can't trust that this is temporary anymore without knowing the cause. This could very well be permanent. You have no way of knowing.
>>287291772Makes me feel pure disgust to think that Shinkai's beautiful artstyle is getting brutalized by millions of jeets who can't create anything original.
>>287281836Based
>>287282015men can do this too. Or I can anyway. Eventually I run out of cum but I can still keep going and they're just dry orgasms or like one droplet of semen since that's all my balls can produce between orgasmsthe only thing that could stop me is eventually needing to sleep, or if I've been beating so hard that i damage the tissue of my dick and it gets swollen not like an erection but like really bad inflammation and I don't want to keep going in case I do permanent damage. Obviously I don't actually push that hard very often but the point I'm making is that men are perfectly capable of this too, just like some women aren't.
>What would /a/ do in this situation?rape my pillow until I build up enough to mettle to ask autistic hikiko weebs to fuck me unprotected
>>287294922Imagine a possession scenario where you end up sharing a body with a girl, and neither of you can leave it or push the other one out, and the one way you come up with to have separate bodies again is to get knocked up and one of you transfers to the kid before its born.
>>287295029I don't want to hear about any more of your fantasies, anon.
>>287282015men can do it too but only with their butt
What do boobies feel like?
>>287281823>>287285925>>287287857what if you never wore deoderant, always got sweaty, and made her body smell bad
>>287295102don't let women know about it or >>287288000 this anon might have even more to fear for.
>>287295127Bags of sand.
>>287282015
>>287295029man, that's too weird and convoluted. I just want to be fuckmeat for ugly bastard NEETs
>>287295378>turn into girl>immediately starts craving cocksWhy is /a/ like this?
>>287295400/a/ is incredibly gay.
>>287281823Take pics of myself and send them to my phone
>>287295400let's not delude ourselves, the endgame of anime girls is to self-destruct on cock
>>287281836Easiest answer ever.
>>287295029that's really interesting, if not horrifying as a concept.
>>287295747Why does he mouth have a hymen?
>>287288825I would warm it up first, and have an extreme interest in both the outcome and the sensation.
>>287295133No one who showers needs deodorant.
Since feeling aroused makes a female body aroused which is arousing, I doubt you would need much actual stimulation to cum over and over to exhaustion as long as you don't identify with it as your own body. In fact with a different identity apart from your own it might be challenging to not walk around distracted and wet all day.
>>287281836correct
>>287295903It was also the plot of a Steve Martin movie.
>>287297470Honestly this makes me wonder how taki-Mitsuha was not cumming all day, since taki was always aroused in her body, and grabbing the chest. Probably because it's not that kind of film, but still.
>>287281823Produce as much kuchikamizake as possible and ship it to my home address. Then masturbate endlessly.
>>287295400>starts craving cocksI already crave them though
>>287281836As always, FPBP.>>287282015I have heard that as well. I guess as long as they don't rub it raw they can just keep going forever.>>287295102The male G spot is the frenulum, rip 'murica anons. Only fags do ass shit.
All these masturbatory posts remind me of a fanfic i read a long time ago where Harry bodyswaps with Ginny, leaves Ginny (in Harry's body) hog tied with a bunch of toys shoved up her butt and then talk with Hermione that her body switching spell is a success and she should definitely try it on Ron.
>>287290009You wouldn't give your old friends a pity fuck? Heartless.
>>287297607The world works hard to distract you. If you let it, it will.
Bemp
>>287282015Basically yes. Girls do get more sensitive after they orgasm but they don't have the same refractory period where they physically can't orgasm for a period of time. Sometimes a girl will cum multiple times in a row. They somehow get to have that perk even when the female orgasm already has the perk of lasting longer and being far more intense and pleasurable. Theoretically you can make a girl cum over and over again no matter how sensitive she gets. If you figure out how to do that, it's like her body was made for you to sexually torture her.
>>287294619It's not the same. It sounds like you just have a short refractory period.
>>287287816Was the only moderately entertaining part. Also what was the time gap in the movie, I forget. I'd write notes about obscure gambling outcomes and send them to whoever was in the past, Japan has a pretty healthy horse racing scene.
>>287302193I expect monkey women who just couldn't move from fear, orgasms or both received more overall loads, and statistically the out bred all others. Still, you're not torturing anyone with orgasms. They can make it stop unless they're drugged, and that kind of drug usually makes you not care (or remember). You could exploit their ignorance so that they hate it but let it happen, but then you're not really using the orgasms but lies. And they're likely to stop hating it over time.
Goodbye horses, I'm flying over you
>>287302213I mean a refractory period of 0 is short sureI don't lose my boner or anything
>>287281823Left hand on boobRight hand on pussy
>>287297335That and having a healthy cuisine.
>>287282015>period after orgasmyeah lmao just try and actually have one. your male brain would go fucking nuts trying
>>287281823seduce my friends into sleeping with me and giving me free money
