Could /a/ beat up the entire Keion cast?
Theoretically yes, but why would I want to do that?
>>287404124Yes, easily. I am (a little more than) double the weight of all of these characters and a lot taller. I'd hestitate to say I could beat them all at once but definitely more than one at a time. They wouldn't stand a chance
>>287404124Mugifat
>>287404250You couldn't beat Mugi; she is too strong.
>>287404207if they have prep time and are willing to endure the pain of being punched i highly doubt any untrained joe could beat them all by themselves. 7 agaisnt 1 is too much of a handicap, and they're also missing sawako
I would let them enslave me and keep me locked in the light music club room
>>287404207Because they're rich.
>>287404250You're a literal landwhale, you're cooked if you go on the offensive they can just run circles around your fat ass and wait for you to tire out.
>>287404124no, they're all bigger and heavier than me
>>287404124All at once or one at a time? I could easily take them one on one, but I wouldn't want to fight more than one at a time because I would probably want to rape Mio while I'm beating her.
>>287404334But if I befriend Mugi instead, I can eat lots of fancy cake.
>>287404378You don't think it would be even better if you killed her friend right in front of her before you raped her?
>>287404124I want to kiss Ui's feet.
No, I would immediately receive a crushing blow to my testicles and I would hit the dirt, and then would spend the next several hours ballbreaking me into their slave
>>287404124I could with an M249. With fists I...get raped or something
>>287404455Oh yeah fair I guess I could just prioritize targets.
>>287404124Mugi would get her black boyfriend Tyrone sama to beat me up and defend her friends.
>>287404124i would never hit yui
>>287404124I would get instant loss 2koma'd by Mio or Mugi
>>287404124they are taller than meI'd rather not
I could easily overpower Mio, the largest and heaviest of them. She would be like putty in my hands. And the others would cower before my might.
>>287405274Even Azusa?
>>287404124If it's at the same time, a 1v7 is too much, even against small, Asian teenage girls. But that's only if they're able to coordinate and attack together. Practically, these girls have zero fighting experience so if I quickly take out one of them, the rest will freeze and cower and will be scared to approach and unable to think or plan anything. Then it'll be easy to pick them off one by one. I don't want to fight them though.
>>287404124I'd gladly let them to beat me up
Watch out for Mugi
>>287404124The better can /a/ handle ballbusting from them all?
>>287405814only mugi has balls though
>>287404124Beating up a bunch of schoolgirls? Count me in
>>287404124No because they're capable of swallowing people whole in my fantasies
>>287404124I've begun seriously working out to usurp Satan. A bunch of cute, lazy sugar addicted bitches in highschool can't win against me anymore.
>>287406189Sperm are not people, anon.
>>287406453yes but people are peoplerubbing FATmugi's big bloated belly as she burps out the clothes of her victims... I'm rock hard just thinking about it...
im 6'3 and 220lbsso no
SEVENTY SIX KEYS NANA JUU ROKU KI
>>287404124Despite being anime girls they are 16-18 years old so it would not be as easy as it first seems. I think I could take them by just killing/knocking out one at a time though.
>>287404207>>287404250>>287404378>>287406388>>287406570Wrong. They would beat you up and rape you, you fat neckbeard. Don't underestimate moe.
>>287407080NOOOOOOO HTT STOP SITTING ON MY DICK STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>287407080>>287407141>they take turns riding you until you fill them up and do it multiple times each over a few hours>when they leave they say they're looking forward to the child supportHow horrifying.
>>287407409This is why I stay the fuck inside.
I would fight them 1 on 1 and give them a handicap which is me laying on the ground with my hands tied behind my back and the starting position is they sit on my face.
>>287407409damn. I would HATE getting babytrapped by all the k-ons and turning them into my harem...
We know the K-ons are better musicians overall, but could the bocchis beat the k-ons in a battle royal?
>>287407409>>287407576>>287408139anons don't even realize how common it is for women attempting to baby trap men via poking holes in the condom, lying about birth control etc. I know plenty of /a/ are hikki's but if you go outside and talk to women more eventually you will 100% encounter one of these baby trapping women and even if you are a 3/10 it will happen, it will make you realize 2d is way better than 3dpd.
>>287405814/a/ couldn't handle ballbusting from Mugi alone
>>287407080I want Mio and Mugi to take turns raping me..
No because i would make a gross face to scare away Mio and then let the rest of the keions beat me up. Especially Yui and Mugi.
>>287408234>mugi tries to trick me with condoms she poked holes in>i throw it away when she's not looking and reach into my secret stash and slip on a condom that i also poked holes in
>>287408234I do "go outside" and I will die a virgin.
>>287404124it’d go down like the hallway scene in oldboy
>>287408092If your tongue game is strong, they'd still lose.
>>287408234oooh nooo I wouldn't want Yui to trick me and become my wife!!!
