>"I'm sorry, anon. But it looks like Nobue gave you aids. Use a condom next time"
>>287404314Come here girls, sharing is caring!
>>287404314Where did you three get your doctorates? I don't trust this screening, I'm going to get a second opinion on why I've been hard for more that 4 hours. I'm pretty sure I can get blood clots if it stays like this too long.
I just want to taste their feet
>>287404314Miu could play doctor with me any time.
>>287404633They studied a lot you know.
What are you talking about? Me and my pregnant wife Chika are just here for our routine checkup.
>>287405535Nobue in a miniskirt is too hot
>>287405598True true
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3OlMgV2j7bQ
>>287404314
>>287406989kek
>>287404314Miu died for this joke.>>287406989this one too
Fuck. I love Chi-chan.
>>287407973
>>287404314Apparently someone is making a full English translation of the PS2 game
>>287409714Between that and the Di Gi Charat game I won't have any other /a/ games I want left untranslated. Well, except the Gihren's Greed games but that's never fucking happening.
>>287409627kek>>287407455I can't believe Miu is fucking dead
Posting best girl
>>287404314if I could have 1/10th the amount of happiness in life as Nobue, I’d be content
>>287413223So acquire 1/10 of 4 lolis?
>>287404314>Not just HIV but full blown AIDS>You shouldn't have stuck that filthy needle in there>Or maybe all the unprotected sex put you here
>>287413257maybe he only needs Ana’s lower half
>>287413479Wouldn't just a foot work?
>>287404314we can be an aids marriage
FUNGAAAAA!!!
>>287416368Why is Miu like this
>>287404633>doctorateskek
>>287413223She's got life figured out.
>>287413223>>287417410What is it with the Japanese and beer?I don't understand people who drink alcohol. I heard it tastes like shit too.
>>287417453>What is it with the Japanese and beer?It's nice.But seriously, what's with anons on /a/ specifically who have absolutely no knowledge or experience with alcohol? Is this an American zoomer thing? Is it muslim SEA monkeys? It's only on /a/ that I see it happen so often. It comes up in just about every thread where alcohol is relevant. Either anons who have never drank in their lives, or who are averse to drinking (and beer specifically). I don't know anyone in my life who doesn't drink booze for their own enjoyment. I find it odd.t. Euro
>>287417704No.I'm Hindu. Smoking, drinking, and even eating meat are considered impure in certain sects. Jains go even further and don't even eat vegetables that are uprooted because it harms insects and microorganisms. Many of these sects don't even allow people who indulge in these habits to enter their homes.My sect is allowed to eat meat, though, except beef and pork.
>>287417453>I don't understand people who drink alcoholIn my case, it helps me not to kill myself, but I don't dislike the taste either.
>>287417704Some of these could be me and as for why? Well my mom was a real life Misato.
>>287417945I see. Well, good beer tastes good, bad beer tastes bad, same as everything really. It's very refreshing when it's ice cold, and being moderately drunk is a nice feeling.You probably are better off living without it to be fair. It certainly isn't good for you. Also, I didn't realise Jains had such strict rules they adhere to. Interesting...
>>287418688Did she molest you? We need the storytime if she did.
>>287418743No. She was just your typical sloppy drunk.
>>287418806She's not really Misato, then.
>>287404433t. Perma virgin.
>>287417704Not everyone got brainwashed by American media to consume alcohol piss like you
>>287420772obsessed
>>287420772People have been drinking alcohol long before the Americas were discovered. What do yanks have to do with anything?
>>287421201You're obsessed with alcohol so much that you cant comprehend people not liking it
>>287421361Most yank media have a constant jerking to drinking beer. >BRAH ITS HIGHSCHOOL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK CHEAP BEER AND DRUGS EVERY WEEKEND LETS GOOO>BROO ITS COLLEGE LETS GO DRINK BEER ON A FRATERNITY PARTY LETS GOOOOOO I LOVE HEDONISMBeer and specially cheap supermarket gringo beer sucks
>>287421361Beer is as old as agriculture lol this guy has a major screw loose
>>287422660name three examples
>>287422660I agree with you that those types of films exist, but they have basically no influence on the drinking habits of people outside of American teenagers.
>>287422660"Hedonism" is fine as long as it doesn't harm your body.For example, masturbation, safe sex, good food (in moderation), etc., are ok.Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, etc., is no good.
>>287423559You're not a real hedonist unless you whore yourself out on the streets and inject black tar heroin. It's go big or go home.
>>287417410God she's so damn cute. Imagine that's your wife.
>>287424171>you will never stay up late every night cuddling with Nobue on the sofa, drinking beer and watching tv
>>287422833It's not quite as old as agriculture, but alcohol in general? Older than agriculture. We see chimps and other apes gather fruit, let it just start to rot, and then eat it because it was also starting to ferment and they like to get drunk that way.
>>287426316I'd like to think the first ape that used a sharp rock tied to a stick to kill a gazelle or whatever out on the serengeti did it while shitfaced on rotten-fruit moonshine.
>>287404314You're not my primary care physician. Where is Dr Chika?
>>287427053She's busy (with me).
>>287404314Why would I need a condom next time if we already have aids?
>>287428708So that you don't both help create the next strain of super-AIDS.
>>287417704If you see someone repeating stuff in a consistent manner on a slower board like /a/, then it might as well be one person. Were the schizophrenic suspicions ever wrong?
>>287431067>on a slower board like /a/If /a/ is slow then the average board is glacial. The boards with more activity than /a/ tend to be full of spam and shitpost threads anyway.
>>287431190>If /a/ is slowSlow enough to single out posters with characteristic habits. I mainly meant to say that I don't think complaining about booze is some common trend shared by many posters
>>287431366Fair enough, but the frequency and simultaneous inconsistency of such posts has me thinking otherwise. We're not all westerners anymore, as evidenced by this very thread.
>>287430896Softest Mashimaro
>>287431805Bestest Mashimaro
>>287430503Smoker women erotic
>>287432004Smoking is gross, she should only drink
Chika and Miu are supposed to be 12 year olds, yet they seem a lot younger. Not that I mind.
>>287433453Ana and Matsuri are 11, and depending on if it is the anime or manga then Nobue is either 16 or 20
>>287433488Wow, Nobue smokes a pack a day and passes out drunk every night even tho she's only 16? She's even cooler than I thought!
>>287411884FACT
>>287438007mashimaro doko
>>287439115I have a feeling Miu is truly gay for Chika. Imagine them all grown up having lesbian sex.
>>287439632Can I imagine non0grown up lesbian sex instead?
>saves your thread
>>287440793Cute brat.
>>287417704it's almost like there's more SEAs in pedothreads
>>287440921There's only one thing brats like her are made for...
>>287441971...dressing up in cute outfits!
>>287439692That works too
>>287441414c-Chuchu juice???
>>287441971WOP IT OUT
>>287411884
>>287447549How tf did you print on the inner side of your glasses? I never knew that was a option. Why is that even a option?
>>287448824Looks like a personalization engraving. Probably done at the time the glasses were ordered.
>>287448847Sure, but why is that a thing? Seems like a super specific option for (what I can tell) no practical or aesthetic purpose; given that they are on the inside. I have never seen it at any of the places I bought glasses.
>>287448911>Sure, but why is that a thing?No idea. Maybe so you can tell who's glasses are who's if you all have similar frames (think multiple siblings/family members all getting similar frames or something). Could just be a customization feature to incentivize people ordering that brand? Maybe anon has a laser engraver and did it himself?
stop posting matsuri
>>287447549who posted my old glasses and why?
>>287449023No. My daughter wife is too cute not to post.
Chika would make a better wifebthan Matsuri.
crossover time!
>>287451206That may be true, but she would not be a better daughter(wife).
>>287452404>crossover time
Why is her name Italian, if she's meant to be English?
What's the deal with this piece of promotional material?Were they trying to make Ichigo Mashimaro attractive to little girls?
>>287457197Question as old as Ichigo Mashimaro itself: are little girls the target audience?
https://youtu.be/XaHaO3yJ9AI
I watched this recently because someone on twitter posted a gif of the first few seconds of the opening, with armpits
>>287457620Good to know Twitter is good for something.
>>287457388>are little girls the target audience?^of the
Does anyone have the screen grab from that one anon who tried to share this anime with his imouto in an entirely platonic way, only to get cockblocked by that one random ass bumper that talked about having sex with your little sister, in an entirely otherwise SFW children's anime?
Does anyone know why I wanna ejaculate inside Matsuri's womb more than I wanna live?
>>287457197They were shameless.
>>287459805I've got you covered anon.
>>287413223Maybe it's just me, but she vaguely seemed sad and lonely.
>>287460761classic. I wonder where they are today
>>287462439>20 years agowouldn’t be a bad guess to say they’re dead
>>287462676well that anon 100% killed himself
>>287463403Nah, he clearly ran off to Japan with his sister
>>287459060Oh my! Leggy!
>>287457620go stand out in the hall
>>287411083>butt and bunny?
>>287465520>when you realize your future wife is actually retarded, and all this time you just thought she was smart because she wears glasses
>>287465429Cute&Funny
>>287467336Shitty zoomer meme.
>>287467796lol, mad
>>287468084Nothing wrong with being mad at trash multiplying.
